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peewee's lovechild
09-10-2007, 09:53 PM
Ctrl + T, google.com, "Jeremiah 29:11," click the first result you get.

Like I said, too lazy.

ObiwanGinobili
09-10-2007, 09:53 PM
hair cut - i need one.

ashbeeigh
09-10-2007, 09:54 PM
Actually, the Old Testament is full of some nasty shit.

if only religion could be more like the Old Testament instead of the New, I'd probably go to church.

You could become Jewish. But you have to remember 613 things. That's way too many.

peewee's lovechild
09-10-2007, 09:54 PM
It is. It's not sex related at all. The story it comes from is interesting, though. You might like it, peewee.

The Funt is wise.

No, I'm looking for the sex stuff.

ObiwanGinobili
09-10-2007, 09:54 PM
but I can't decide.
Help me oh fellow quattro-ers.

Mister Sinister
09-10-2007, 09:55 PM
I tend to steer clear from faggotry.

So, you'll have to excuse me.
So a guy doing a girl in the butt counts as faggotry?

ashbeeigh
09-10-2007, 09:55 PM
but I can't decide.
Help me oh fellow quattro-ers.

Like a trim or a full on new style? Or is this what we're trying to decide?

CuckingFunt
09-10-2007, 09:55 PM
hair cut - i need one.Ditto.

But I'm still too scared to go in search of a new salon. And the amount of hippie white girl dreds in this town makes asking fellow students a tricky proposition, as well.

ObiwanGinobili
09-10-2007, 09:56 PM
this is what we shall decide.

hold up.
photos coming.

ObiwanGinobili
09-10-2007, 09:57 PM
current hair:
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/wryknowE/avitars/81007m.jpg
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/wryknowE/avitars/81007p.jpg
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/wryknowE/avitars/81007q.jpg

ashbeeigh
09-10-2007, 09:58 PM
The Funt is wise.

No, I'm looking for the sex stuff.


You always are :eyebrows

ObiwanGinobili
09-10-2007, 09:58 PM
possible hair:

http://hairstyles.hairboutique.com/gallery/RihannaJIM_9372.jpg

samikeyp
09-10-2007, 09:58 PM
current hair:

Ahh...the lady Godiva look! :)

peewee's lovechild
09-10-2007, 09:58 PM
So a guy doing a girl in the butt counts as faggotry?

Not really, but you're probably picturing Justin Timberlake when you get the chance to do it.

I don't like to call it buttsechs when I'm with a girl. I feel it cheapens the whole affair. I call it making love.

peewee's lovechild
09-10-2007, 09:58 PM
You always are :eyebrows

This is so very true.

ashbeeigh
09-10-2007, 09:59 PM
current hair:
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/wryknowE/avitars/81007q.jpg

Layers with the bang and a trim? Or is that just too trendy?

ObiwanGinobili
09-10-2007, 09:59 PM
http://hairstyles.hairboutique.com/gallery/RihannaJIM_9348.jpg

Mister Sinister
09-10-2007, 09:59 PM
possible hair:

http://hairstyles.hairboutique.com/gallery/RihannaJIM_9372.jpg
I like it.

peewee's lovechild
09-10-2007, 09:59 PM
current hair:
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/wryknowE/avitars/81007m.jpg
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/wryknowE/avitars/81007p.jpg
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/wryknowE/avitars/81007q.jpg

Is that you, or just a sample of what your hair looks like?

Squid
09-10-2007, 09:59 PM
Das Texan is my dad because he fucked my mom. Something like that.

Mister Sinister
09-10-2007, 09:59 PM
Not really, but you're probably picturing Justin Timberlake when you get the chance to do it.

I don't like to call it buttsechs when I'm with a girl. I feel it cheapens the whole affair. I call it making love.
Nah. He's not my type. Clive Owen, though...mm-MM.

samikeyp
09-10-2007, 09:59 PM
That would look good Obi.

Squid
09-10-2007, 09:59 PM
Shit. Wrong name.

ObiwanGinobili
09-10-2007, 10:00 PM
Ahh...the lady Godiva look! :)

I'm totally wearing a tank top.



i swear.

CuckingFunt
09-10-2007, 10:00 PM
You always are :eyebrowsAgain, there are few things in life I find quite as disturbing as innuendo from ashbeeigh.

samikeyp
09-10-2007, 10:00 PM
I'm totally wearing a tank top.



i swear.

Allegedly. :)

Mister Sinister
09-10-2007, 10:00 PM
Again, there are few things in life I find quite as disturbing as innuendo from ashbeeigh.
What are they?

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:01 PM
ashbeeigh just needs to shut the fuck up.

Right Dad?

ObiwanGinobili
09-10-2007, 10:01 PM
Is that you, or just a sample of what your hair looks like?


ok peewee - who are you?
are you midge? because I thought you were batman.
man I have been so quattro absent.

yes thats me.
thats actualy me in my actual bathroom

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:02 PM
ok peewee - who are you?
are you midge? because I thought you were batman.
man I have been so quattro absent.

yes thats me.
thats actualy me in my actual bathroom

I am not peewee nor is peewee midge. He wishes he was me.

ObiwanGinobili
09-10-2007, 10:02 PM
Allegedly. :)


:lol

well no matter.
my black bar covers all.

samikeyp
09-10-2007, 10:03 PM
well no matter.
my black bar covers all.

True. Damn that black bar!

ObiwanGinobili
09-10-2007, 10:03 PM
I am not peewee nor is peewee midge. He wishes he was me.


damn.
I'm lost.

peewee's lovechild
09-10-2007, 10:03 PM
ok peewee - who are you?
are you midge? because I thought you were batman.
man I have been so quattro absent.

yes thats me.
thats actualy me in my actual bathroom

Well, then . . . Helloooo there.

You look hot.

And, no I'm not Midge or Batfuck or anyone else.

I'm . . . THE PEEWEE.

CuckingFunt
09-10-2007, 10:03 PM
That would look good Obi.I agree.

ObiwanGinobili
09-10-2007, 10:03 PM
Ash - no short bangs!!! I have a large high forhead.

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:03 PM
ok peewee - who are you?
are you midge? because I thought you were batman.
man I have been so quattro absent.

yes thats me.
thats actualy me in my actual bathroom

In all honesty, peewee is a hermaphrodite that works with me. He has both a very undersized penis and an oversized clitoris. His hymen is broken and he is also no longer an anal virgin.

peewee's lovechild
09-10-2007, 10:04 PM
I am not peewee nor is peewee midge. He wishes he was me.

I really do.

My life's shit right now.

I resent that you're living and breathing.
I should have your life.

CuckingFunt
09-10-2007, 10:05 PM
What are they?Scat porn.
Animal porn.
Pedophilia.
Ashbeeigh innuendo.
Romantic comedies.

In that order.

ashbeeigh
09-10-2007, 10:05 PM
Ash - no short bangs!!! I have a large high forhead.

I'm trying to find a picture from The American Princess makeovers this past weekend. I think one of the girls hair would look good. It's a little bit longer and straighter then the Rhianna cut, but the Rhianna one is also cute.

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:05 PM
I really do.

My life's shit right now.

I resent that you're living and breathing.
I should have your life.

Maybe if you would've made better life decisions you would be in my position. Actually, I've probably made the same life decisions you have, I just happened to fall ass backwards into happiness. The world is a crazy place.

ObiwanGinobili
09-10-2007, 10:06 PM
2 librairians? wow.

i may love books but I could never work in a library because my spelling sux. I could only categorize the books that are onthe dewey decimal system. :lol

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:06 PM
I'm trying to find a picture from The American Princess makeovers this past weekend. I think one of the girls hair would look good. It's a little bit longer and straighter then the Rhianna cut, but the Rhianna one is also cute.

How about you try and find a picture of shut the fuck up?

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:07 PM
2 librairians? wow.

i may love books but I could never work in a library because my spelling sux. I could only categorize the books that are onthe dewey decimal system. :lol

The Dewey Decimal system is for Quakers. It's all about the Library of Congress system.

Mister Sinister
09-10-2007, 10:07 PM
Scat porn.
Animal porn.
Pedophilia.
Ashbeeigh innuendo.
Romantic comedies.

In that order.
Sounds about like mine.

ObiwanGinobili
09-10-2007, 10:07 PM
So ya'll like it?

So far it;s the only one that catches my eye. I want a anime/aeon flux hair cut.
and the Rhiannon one is as close as I could find.
ireally liek how it is long in front and short in the back.

ashbeeigh
09-10-2007, 10:08 PM
How about you try and find a picture of shut the fuck up?

What don't you go stack some books and get lost in the enormity that is the UTSA library.

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:09 PM
What don't you go stack some books and get lost in the enormity that is the UTSA library.

http://masklinnscans.free.fr/4chan/you_fail_06.jpg

ObiwanGinobili
09-10-2007, 10:09 PM
The Dewey Decimal system is for Quakers. It's all about the Library of Congress system.


it freaks me out that they have a copy of every damn book ever.
I could LIVe in there.

I havn;t been the the SA library since my last kid because I forgot some books while I was preggo-sick and I owe them like $130 or something.
communist bastages.

Mister Sinister
09-10-2007, 10:10 PM
it freaks me out that they have a copy of every damn book ever.
I could LIVe in there.

I havn;t been the the SA library since my last kid because I forgot some books while I was preggo-sick and I owe them like $130 or something.
communist bastages.
As could I. That'd be friggin' WIN.

ashbeeigh
09-10-2007, 10:10 PM
http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/siren/slideshow/celebtattoos/img_7.jpg as well.

samikeyp
09-10-2007, 10:10 PM
So ya'll like it?

So far it;s the only one that catches my eye. I want a anime/aeon flux hair cut.
and the Rhiannon one is as close as I could find.
ireally liek how it is long in front and short in the back.

No Kara Thrace look? :lol


Seriously though, what you posted would look really good on you, IMO.

peewee's lovechild
09-10-2007, 10:11 PM
In all honesty, peewee is a hermaphrodite that works with me. He has both a very undersized penis and an oversized clitoris. His hymen is broken and he is also no longer an anal virgin.

I take offense to everything but the undersized penis thing!!

peewee's lovechild
09-10-2007, 10:12 PM
What don't you go stack some books and get lost in the enormity that is the UTSA library.

It's really not that big.

Mister Sinister
09-10-2007, 10:12 PM
It's really not that big.
That's what she said.

peewee's lovechild
09-10-2007, 10:13 PM
it freaks me out that they have a copy of every damn book ever.
I could LIVe in there.

I havn;t been the the SA library since my last kid because I forgot some books while I was preggo-sick and I owe them like $130 or something.
communist bastages.

Look me up, I'll reverse the charges.

ObiwanGinobili
09-10-2007, 10:13 PM
http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/siren/slideshow/celebtattoos/img_7.jpg as well.


although I hate to be like friggin Robobitch... thats a good pic.

i wouldn;t want mine so high in the back tho.

peewee's lovechild
09-10-2007, 10:13 PM
That's what she said.

As long as I get mine, I really don't care what she says.

Mister Sinister
09-10-2007, 10:13 PM
Speaking of, I'm growing my hair out atm. Two reasons, I want to grow it out (Wanna see what a ponytail looks like on me) and my parents aren't being dicks about it anymore.

ObiwanGinobili
09-10-2007, 10:14 PM
No Kara Thrace look? :lol


Seriously though, what you posted would look really good on you, IMO.

thanks :spin


OH! kara thrace!! good idea.
BRB.. looking for pics. :)

ashbeeigh
09-10-2007, 10:14 PM
It's really not that big.

It really wasn't. I went my junior spring break to get an article we didn't have. Bigger then our library, and more expensive..but still. Wtf is it with people being there on a Saturday? Out library was dead on a Saturday? and a card to make copies? And copies were 10 cents? We're cheap bastards. 5 cents. That's all I got.

Das Texan
09-10-2007, 10:17 PM
I worked in a library for 2 years. I know all about shelving and all that bullshit.

ObiwanGinobili
09-10-2007, 10:17 PM
http://andyverse.net/media/2007-03-04-bsg.jpg

hmmm... too smooth.

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/sections/140/140.jpg

can;t do the bangs

http://www.thescifiworld.net/img/interviews/katee_sackhoff_01.jpg

^^ Look! I already have the Starbuck haircut! :lol

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:18 PM
I worked in a library for 2 years. I know all about shelving and all that bullshit.

I'm following in the family business. Are you proud of me Dad?

ObiwanGinobili
09-10-2007, 10:18 PM
Look me up, I'll reverse the charges.

i show up and ask for Peewee?
:lol

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:18 PM
All I Want Is Acceptance!!!!

ashbeeigh
09-10-2007, 10:18 PM
http://beautyriot.com/stuff/images/articles/approve/3859_5021_Bosworth-Kate-09-4x.jpg

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:19 PM
Go to the Fashion thread with that bullshit.

ObiwanGinobili
09-10-2007, 10:20 PM
that could work.. I see she also owns an abnormaly large head.

ObiwanGinobili
09-10-2007, 10:20 PM
midge-http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/wryknowE/avitars/81007r.jpg

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:20 PM
We are having a nice decent scat and bestiality porn conversation and then it converts to fucking hair. What kind of shit is that?

Mister Sinister
09-10-2007, 10:21 PM
Hairy.

ashbeeigh
09-10-2007, 10:21 PM
that could work.. I see she also owns an abnormaly large head.

I think it would really work with your hair type as well. It's just a little bit of a play on the Rhianna hair cut.

ashbeeigh
09-10-2007, 10:22 PM
I like that color. Once I become a millionaire that's the color I'm going to dye it. Kate Bosworth blonde.

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:23 PM
Put that lame bullshit here.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68320

Fuck!

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:23 PM
What next? Are you broads going to start talking about what kind of tampons you use?

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:24 PM
Are pussy shaving techniques going to be shared?

Das Texan
09-10-2007, 10:24 PM
I'm following in the family business. Are you proud of me Dad?



I so hate you Funt for bringing this shit up.


:lol

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:25 PM
Are pussy shaving techniques going to be shared?

I'm sure ATRAIN has a lot of input on this subject.

ashbeeigh
09-10-2007, 10:25 PM
Are pussy shaving techniques going to be shared?

You could join in that conversation. Start the thread.

ashbeeigh
09-10-2007, 10:25 PM
fuck. 2 seconds too late.

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:26 PM
You could join in that conversation. Start the thread.

I'm sure you couldn't say anything about that since you probably rock the 70's bush.

Mister Sinister
09-10-2007, 10:26 PM
I'm sure ATRAIN has a lot of input on this subject.
What, did he learn from you?

ashbeeigh
09-10-2007, 10:27 PM
I'm sure you couldn't say anything about that since you probably rock the 70's bush.

vintage.

But no. Only a few know.

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:27 PM
What, did he learn from you?

No. He learned by shaving his own pussy.

CuckingFunt
09-10-2007, 10:27 PM
I so hate you Funt for bringing this shit up.


:lolI'm sorry.

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:28 PM
vintage.

But no. Only a few know.

Did your bush soak up all of Keda's piss?

Mister Sinister
09-10-2007, 10:28 PM
No. He learned by shaving his own pussy.
I hate to ask, but, how did you find this out?

CuckingFunt
09-10-2007, 10:28 PM
Talk of ashbeeigh's bush should be somewhere on the list.

Das Texan
09-10-2007, 10:29 PM
I'm sorry.



you should make it up to me somehow.

CuckingFunt
09-10-2007, 10:29 PM
you should make it up to me somehow.I can't agree without first learning what you've got in mind.

Silver21_Black20
09-10-2007, 10:31 PM
I so hate you Funt for bringing this shit up.


:lol

:lol

How are you Das?

Das Texan
09-10-2007, 10:32 PM
I can't agree without first learning what you've got in mind.


I was hoping for you to come up with something interesting.

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:32 PM
I can't agree without first learning what you've got in mind.

If I know my dad, he would want a sloppy, spit drenched handjob. That's what mom always told me he liked.

Das Texan
09-10-2007, 10:33 PM
:lol

How are you Das?



I'm fine, and you? Whats new with you?

CuckingFunt
09-10-2007, 10:34 PM
If I know my dad, he would want a sloppy, spit drenched handjob. That's what mom always told me he liked.Handjobs are boring. And hard to administer from several thousand miles away.

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:35 PM
Handjobs are boring. And hard to administer from several thousand miles away.

Go-go Gadget Arm!!

CuckingFunt
09-10-2007, 10:35 PM
Go-go Gadget Arm!!Or, again, go-go gadget cock.

Silver21_Black20
09-10-2007, 10:35 PM
I'm fine, and you? Whats new with you?

I'm pretty good, just working. Nothing new really.

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:36 PM
I'm I the only one that thinks Matthew Brodrick was amazing in the role of Inspector Gadget?

CuckingFunt
09-10-2007, 10:36 PM
I'm I the only one that thinks Matthew Brodrick was amazing in the role of Inspector Gadget?Yes. I believe you are.

Mister Sinister
09-10-2007, 10:36 PM
I'm I the only one that thinks Matthew Brodrick was amazing in the role of Inspector Gadget?
He was better as Leo Bloom.

Das Texan
09-10-2007, 10:37 PM
Handjobs are boring. And hard to administer from several thousand miles away.


Who's talking handjobs?

CuckingFunt
09-10-2007, 10:37 PM
He was better as Leo Bloom.Feh. A pox on the musical'd version of The Producers!

Das Texan
09-10-2007, 10:37 PM
I'm pretty good, just working. Nothing new really.




now how is that exciting?

CuckingFunt
09-10-2007, 10:37 PM
Who's talking handjobs?Go-go gadget neck?

Mister Sinister
09-10-2007, 10:38 PM
Feh. A pox on the musical'd version of The Producers!
I've seen all 3. The two movies, and the play. Springtime, for Hitler, and Germany!

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:39 PM
I've seen all 3. The two movies, and the play. Springtime, for Hitler, and Germany!

Damn, you really are a fag.

Das Texan
09-10-2007, 10:40 PM
Go-go gadget neck?


what the fuck is that? I'd rather not go back, re-read and try to infer what it all means.

CuckingFunt
09-10-2007, 10:43 PM
what the fuck is that? I'd rather not go back, re-read and try to infer what it all means.A go-go gadget arm was needed to administer a handjob from several thousand miles away.

However, a handjob was not deemed an appropriate apology.

I asked if a go-go gadget neck would be necessary, instead.

Das Texan
09-10-2007, 10:44 PM
i'd rather get that long distance motor boat action.


at least.

CuckingFunt
09-10-2007, 10:45 PM
i'd rather get that long distance motor boat action.


at least.You're in luck, then!

The necessary equipment might actually reach Texas all on their own.

Das Texan
09-10-2007, 10:47 PM
You're in luck, then!

The necessary equipment might actually reach Texas all on their own.



hot damn!

Mister Sinister
09-10-2007, 10:50 PM
Damn, you really are a fag.
Meh.

CuckingFunt
09-10-2007, 10:53 PM
I resent the fact that Milla Jovovich's uber hotness is going to force me to sit through Resident Evil: Extinction.

Silver21_Black20
09-10-2007, 10:53 PM
now how is that exciting?

It's really not. Oh ... and thanks for being cool with me dating your son.

Das Texan
09-10-2007, 10:55 PM
It's really not. Oh ... and thanks for being cool with me dating your son.



:devil

midgetonadonkey
09-10-2007, 10:57 PM
Yeah, thanks Dad.

CuckingFunt
09-10-2007, 11:51 PM
This still makes me laugh until it hurts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Re4pWH7jhU

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 12:12 AM
Shit, Obi was here and I missed it?

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 12:13 AM
Shit, Obi was here and I missed the chance to give her a hair option?

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 12:15 AM
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/021106/17235__moore1_l.jpg

http://www.movie-gazette.com/directory/img/julianne+moore.jpg

http://www.notwriting.com/images/julianne-moore-2.jpg

ObiwanGinobili
09-11-2007, 12:46 AM
Fucking Julianne.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-11-2007, 12:57 AM
Fucking Julianne.

I wish I were, Obi... I wish I were.

1369
09-11-2007, 12:58 AM
Maybe not so long...

http://peoriapundit.com/blogpeoria/wp-content/dinameyer.jpg

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 01:00 AM
Fucking Julianne.Oh, wow, those were all her? Just a coincidence.

CuckingFunt
09-11-2007, 01:59 AM
Someone's box is full.

Melmart1
09-11-2007, 02:04 AM
Someone's box is full.
que?

CuckingFunt
09-11-2007, 02:05 AM
que?Someone's box was full, but it no longer is.

Melmart1
09-11-2007, 02:21 AM
Someone's box was full, but it no longer is.
Que?

samikeyp
09-11-2007, 06:58 AM
He was better as Leo Bloom.

Nahh...David Lightman.

samikeyp
09-11-2007, 06:59 AM
Someone's box was full, but it no longer is.

I went home. :)

ATRAIN
09-11-2007, 07:34 AM
Damn im so glad I dont post at night......damn hair styles wtf!!!

samikeyp
09-11-2007, 08:42 AM
Yeah but seeing pics of Obi were worth it. :tu

ATRAIN
09-11-2007, 08:43 AM
Yeah but seeing pics of Obi were worth it. :tu


LOL I guess...... she has red hair?

ORION
09-11-2007, 08:49 AM
Agony is the price
That youll pay in the end
Domination consumes you
Then calls you a friend

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 08:53 AM
LOL I guess...... she has red hair?http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/15/CaptainobviousChooseOption.jpg

ATRAIN
09-11-2007, 08:54 AM
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/15/CaptainobviousChooseOption.jpg


hey how do I know if that is her for sure. Question is does the carpet match the curtains?

ORION
09-11-2007, 09:00 AM
I think I'm slowing turing into Shake

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 09:08 AM
hey how do I know if that is her for sure. Question is does the carpet match the curtains?Dude how long have you been posting here without knowing who the girl with the black bar is?

samikeyp
09-11-2007, 09:10 AM
Dude how long have you been posting here without knowing who the girl with the black bar is?

No shit.

That is Spurstalk posting 101.

ATRAIN
09-11-2007, 09:16 AM
I dont pay that much attention

midgetonadonkey
09-11-2007, 09:35 AM
Happy Nine Eleven Everybody!!

midgetonadonkey
09-11-2007, 09:35 AM
I got a new wallet as a Nine Eleven present. Did anyone get any cool presents?

ATRAIN
09-11-2007, 09:36 AM
I got a new wallet as a Nine Eleven present. Did anyone get any cool presents?


i'm gonna go buy some cd's after work

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 09:36 AM
A day just isn't complete without a nice hot cup of bad taste from the midge.

ATRAIN
09-11-2007, 09:40 AM
A day just isn't complete without a nice hot cup of bad taste from the midge.


nicely put, keeps us humble

ATRAIN
09-11-2007, 09:40 AM
hey midge, make me a texans banner for my sig so I can represent our 1-0

midgetonadonkey
09-11-2007, 09:44 AM
A day just isn't complete without a nice hot cup of bad taste from the midge.

I'm glad I could make your day complete.

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 09:46 AM
I'm disappointed, I thought that was a great opening for:

http://www.fortliberty.org/patriotic-humor/patriotic-pictures/how-about-a-nice-cup-of-shut-the-fuck-up.jpg

MannyIsGod
09-11-2007, 09:59 AM
A lot of people need a cup of that this morning. But really, a lot of people need a cup of that every fucking morning. Its probably a good thing I'll never be king. By the time I got done beheading people there would be maybe 17 people left.

MannyIsGod
09-11-2007, 10:00 AM
Oh and I've seen Obi in person. She doesn't look like that Julianna whateverhernameis.

At all.

Thats like saying I look like Tom Cruise because we have the same hair color.

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 10:02 AM
Oh and I've seen Obi in person. She doesn't look like that Julianna whateverhernameis.The point is that is pisses her off royally every time I say it, so who cares?



Thats like saying I look like Tom Cruise because we have the same hair color.And the same religion.

MannyIsGod
09-11-2007, 10:06 AM
It doesn't really piss her off. She's feigning that dissapointment to get you to do it again because she loves being compared to a movie star she looks nothing like, IMO.

MannyIsGod
09-11-2007, 10:07 AM
Oh and I cna't be a scientologist anymore. I forgot to send in a months dues of 34083408304280380482309472340384093804830948309482 3094397385120758 dollars and they damned me to scientology hell.

I'm just going to start my own religion. It will probably revolve around worshiping pizza.

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 10:08 AM
Deep dish?

MannyIsGod
09-11-2007, 10:09 AM
Fuck yeah dude, with lot of toppings.

MannyIsGod
09-11-2007, 10:10 AM
Oh yeah, and we're 1 and motherfucking 0!!!!

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 10:19 AM
Yeah, a win is a win. But Miami's a sucky team.

I like going back to the power running/deep ball old-time Gibbs ball. Campbell will get better. But I'm still not sure about the D.

In Philly on Monday will be a good test. Hey, I'll actually be in SA next week. We should get the Skins faithful together to watch the game.

Jekka
09-11-2007, 10:25 AM
current hair:
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/wryknowE/avitars/81007m.jpg
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/wryknowE/avitars/81007p.jpg
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/wryknowE/avitars/81007q.jpg

Manny, surely you are not saying that this is the work of an attention whore :lol

MannyIsGod
09-11-2007, 10:29 AM
yeah man! I'm down to watch the game next monday.

Melmart1
09-11-2007, 10:32 AM
Oh and I cna't be a scientologist anymore. I forgot to send in a months dues of 34083408304280380482309472340384093804830948309482 3094397385120758 dollars and they damned me to scientology hell.

I'm just going to start my own religion. It will probably revolve around worshiping pizza.
So where would pizza delivery men be in the pecking order of this church.

MannyIsGod
09-11-2007, 10:36 AM
Oh they'd be in the middle I guess, but the first fucking commandment would be Thou do not parketh in the motherfucking driveway.

Melmart1
09-11-2007, 10:39 AM
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How YOU don'? :eyebrows

ORION
09-11-2007, 10:44 AM
Oh they'd be in the middle I guess, but the first fucking commandment would be Thou do not parketh in the motherfucking driveway.
How about “Thou shall not fart in the delivery vehicle while in the presence of the pizzas

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 10:46 AM
1. Thou shalt place no anchovies uponeth me.

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09-11-2007, 10:46 AM
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How YOU don'? :eyebrows
Hey, lady! :makeout

Melmart1
09-11-2007, 10:47 AM
Where you been, stranger? Manny finally let you out to play?

Jekka
09-11-2007, 10:48 AM
1. Thou shalt place no anchovies uponeth me.
2. If the Pizza is burned, then thee shall also be burnt.

ORION
09-11-2007, 10:48 AM
Thou shall cut each slice to equal size

Melmart1
09-11-2007, 10:49 AM
And what's with all these hair pics? I just got my hair cut and styled a week ago and you don't see me taking pics. Hell, I even have a bit of a tan. I still don't look Mexican, though :lol

Melmart1
09-11-2007, 10:49 AM
See, its shit like that that makes me not want to go back and read what I missed in the quattro anymore. That is some real bullshit right there.

Jekka
09-11-2007, 10:52 AM
Where you been, stranger? Manny finally let you out to play?
Oh I've been around, just observing.

I'm up to play, any games in mind?

MannyIsGod
09-11-2007, 10:55 AM
Where you been, stranger? Manny finally let you out to play?She posts more than me, bitch!

MannyIsGod
09-11-2007, 10:56 AM
See, its shit like that that makes me not want to go back and read what I missed in the quattro anymore. That is some real bullshit right there.Anyplace with this much Ashfreak and Obi fucking sucks.

ObiwanGinobili
09-11-2007, 11:00 AM
I got a new wallet as a Nine Eleven present. Did anyone get any cool presents?


I upped my Netflix queue :tu Present to myself.

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 11:03 AM
And what's with all these hair pics? I just got my hair cut and styled a week ago and you don't see me taking pics. Hell, I even have a bit of a tan. I still don't look Mexican, though :lolSpouting all this and not posting a pic makes you even more of an AW.

ObiwanGinobili
09-11-2007, 11:04 AM
Anyplace with this much Ashfreak and Obi fucking sucks.

awww - not ashfreak! :madrun
and I like you anyway. :nerd

Melmart1
09-11-2007, 11:04 AM
She posts more than me, bitch!
Yeah, and where the hell have you been?

Ok, so I should probably not throw stones, I was sick as hell for the better part of ten days and didn't post almost at all. But at least I have a valid excuse. What is yours, bitch?

MannyIsGod
09-11-2007, 11:05 AM
I got pics of Mel. Naked. With Jess.

Suckas.

MannyIsGod
09-11-2007, 11:06 AM
Read your own posts and figure it ou.

Viva Las Espuelas
09-11-2007, 11:12 AM
And what's with all these hair pics? I just got my hair cut and styled a week ago and you don't see me taking pics. Hell, I even have a bit of a tan. I still don't look Mexican, though :lolas long as you still have that pale white ass, my little pussyfart.

Jekka
09-11-2007, 11:17 AM
And what's with all these hair pics? I just got my hair cut and styled a week ago and you don't see me taking pics. Hell, I even have a bit of a tan. I still don't look Mexican, though :lol
:lol I still have a tan line from the one tan I got this summer. I don't know how a tan can fade away and still leave a line, but it did.



I miss that tan.

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 11:17 AM
I got pics of Mel. Naked. With Jess.

Suckas.You must have photshopped me out of them.

MannyIsGod
09-11-2007, 11:22 AM
Sorry man, my camera doesn't a have a resolution small enough for you to be visible.

ashbeeigh
09-11-2007, 11:25 AM
Anyplace with this much Ashfreak fucking sucks.

Eat shit. But only after you tell me if it will rain downtown tomorrow.

MannyIsGod
09-11-2007, 11:26 AM
Yeah, I think I'm going to back to not posting and reading in this shit. Fuck this.

Melmart1
09-11-2007, 11:40 AM
Shoogar should post pics of his new haircut ...

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 11:41 AM
http://www.buzzle.com/pix/illustrations/eightball.gif

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 11:43 AM
Sorry man, my camera doesn't a have a resolution small enough for you to be visible.Do you have one of these?
http://www.emich.edu/focus_emu/030805/images_030805/Vance-telescopeWeb.jpg

samikeyp
09-11-2007, 11:44 AM
I'm just going to start my own religion. It will probably revolve around worshiping pizza.

I'd join.


We need more Manny in the Quattro.



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Hola mi amor. :)

Viva Las Espuelas
09-11-2007, 11:45 AM
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Buckwheat-Magnet-C11750430.jpeg

angel_luv
09-11-2007, 12:10 PM
I'm going to go slay the Dragon Lady.

I shall kill her with kindness or perish trying. :)

angel_luv
09-11-2007, 12:18 PM
http://i7.tinypic.com/544i2aw.gif
http://i6.tinypic.com/6cqt1zs.jpg

ATRAIN
09-11-2007, 12:32 PM
Anyplace with this much Ashfreak fucking sucks.


agreed!!!

Mister Sinister
09-11-2007, 12:41 PM
Gah! I fucking hate the Chicago suburbs!!!

ashbeeigh
09-11-2007, 01:04 PM
agreed!!!
no one asked you!!

jman3000
09-11-2007, 01:06 PM
I almost ran over a turtle this morning... i was thinking... "wtf is this turtle doing here?"

ashbeeigh
09-11-2007, 01:08 PM
I almost ran over a turtle this morning... i was thinking... "wtf is this turtle doing here?"

Trying to beat the hare?

ashbeeigh
09-11-2007, 01:09 PM
Oh wait that was the tortoise. Damn.

ATRAIN
09-11-2007, 01:16 PM
no one asked you!!


NO ONE ever asks you anything and you still continue to post here......GET THE FUCK OUT stupid bitch!!

TheQuattro
09-11-2007, 01:17 PM
:lmao

Viva Las Espuelas
09-11-2007, 01:26 PM
Oh wait that was the tortoise. Damn."Shut the fuck up, Donny!!"

CuckingFunt
09-11-2007, 05:28 PM
See, its shit like that that makes me not want to go back and read what I missed in the quattro anymore. That is some real bullshit right there.There was also talk of all girl orgies and nekkid pillow fights.

CuckingFunt
09-11-2007, 05:32 PM
And, for the record, this place fucking blows today. I'd have rather re-read "Oh Shit!!! (5)."

TheQuattro
09-11-2007, 05:34 PM
Same as it ever was.......same as it ever was......

batman2883
09-11-2007, 05:50 PM
went to the horns game on saturday it was awesome cant wait till we play rice

Mister Sinister
09-11-2007, 06:54 PM
Same as it ever was.......same as it ever was......
Once in a lifetime.

timvp
09-11-2007, 07:00 PM
We built this city
We built this city
We built this city on
rock
and
rolllllllllllll

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 07:15 PM
We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 07:15 PM
^When I was SilBlack's age, that's what girls like her were listening to

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 07:16 PM
Billy don't be a hero
Don't be a fool with your life

peewee's lovechild
09-11-2007, 07:31 PM
So, nothing's happening for September 11th?

I gave Midge a wallet, and all I got from him was a 3 pack of boxer briefs.

peewee's lovechild
09-11-2007, 07:31 PM
Obi is hot, she should post more pictures of herself.

peewee's lovechild
09-11-2007, 07:32 PM
I've already put the others to good use.

ashbeeigh
09-11-2007, 07:42 PM
What the hell? That guy I told off a few days ago that kept on calling me has returned to calling me 5 times a day. What should I say to the fucker?

Shelly
09-11-2007, 07:46 PM
We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun

Because I know you're gonna get it stuck in your head again...


AND WINDY HAS STORMY EYES...

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 07:55 PM
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:flipoff :flipoff

peewee's lovechild
09-11-2007, 07:56 PM
What the hell? That guy I told off a few days ago that kept on calling me has returned to calling me 5 times a day. What should I say to the fucker?

Describe the hot sex you'd have with him and then tell him that you'll give him just that if he stops calling you.

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 07:58 PM
I can force the words out of my head, but now it's just that damn whistle I keep hearing.

timvp
09-11-2007, 08:02 PM
We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun

Man that's even worse than we built this city on rock and roll.

:pctoss

timvp
09-11-2007, 08:04 PM
I had to turn on some reggae. That's the one genre of music that can't get stuck in my head.

Shelly
09-11-2007, 08:06 PM
I can force the words out of my head, but now it's just that damn whistle I keep hearing.

And now I'm whistling it. :lol

At the end of a recent episode of Big Love, they played Windy. I think I dreamt about Windy that night.

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 08:07 PM
Don't let them fool ya
Or even try to school ya

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 08:08 PM
Man that's even worse than we built this city on rock and roll.

:pctossYou know at one point they were routinely teaching Rod McKuen in Junior High School? :drunk

midgetonadonkey
09-11-2007, 08:30 PM
I had to turn on some reggae. That's the one genre of music that can't get stuck in my head.

You should throw in some Buju Banton. I recommend the Inna Heights album. Brilliant piece of work.

Silver21_Black20
09-11-2007, 08:32 PM
^When I was SilBlack's age, that's what girls like her were listening to

And now it is ...

Dirty babe...
You see these shackles? Baby i'm your slave
I'll let you whip if I misbehave!
It's just that no one makes me feel this way

ShoogarBear
09-11-2007, 08:37 PM
And now it is ...

Dirty babe...
You see these shackles? Baby i'm your slave
I'll let you whip if I misbehave!
It's just that no one makes me feel this wayDammit, born twenty years too early.

:bang:bang

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-11-2007, 08:58 PM
6th grade math kicked my ass tonight. I couldn't figure out this one problem and it's bugging the shit out of me.

Carry on.

CuckingFunt
09-11-2007, 09:07 PM
What the hell? That guy I told off a few days ago that kept on calling me has returned to calling me 5 times a day. What should I say to the fucker?Talk dirty to him.

Tell him you want him to piss on you while you're fellating a llama. If he's into it, you've met a soulmate. If he's not, he won't call anymore. Everyone wins!

CuckingFunt
09-11-2007, 09:08 PM
6th grade math kicked my ass tonight. I couldn't figure out this one problem and it's bugging the shit out of me.

Carry on.What kind of problem was it?

ashbeeigh
09-11-2007, 09:28 PM
Talk dirty to him.

Tell him you want him to piss on you while you're fellating a llama. If he's into it, you've met a soulmate. If he's not, he won't call anymore. Everyone wins!

Well since you're so full of good ideas why don't I give him your phone number?

ashbeeigh
09-11-2007, 09:30 PM
damn. I'm going to get hired at this place tomorrow. I'm going to look hot in my pencil skirt and jacket.

Viva Las Espuelas
09-11-2007, 09:52 PM
damn. I'm going to get hired at this place tomorrow. I'm going to look hot in my pencil skirt and jacket.which Hooter's will you be at?

samikeyp
09-11-2007, 09:58 PM
Come on Eileen,
I swear (well he means)
At this moment
you mean everything


Get THAT out of your head! :)

Viva Las Espuelas
09-11-2007, 10:04 PM
Come on Eileen,
I swear (well he means)
At this moment
you mean everything


Get THAT out of your head! :)have you seen that guy lately?!

scary stuff.

samikeyp
09-11-2007, 10:06 PM
have you seen that guy lately?!

scary stuff.

I have....time has not been kind.

ashbeeigh
09-11-2007, 10:14 PM
which Hooter's will you be at?

I'd have that job in the bag if I applied. No Hooters for me.

Viva Las Espuelas
09-11-2007, 10:15 PM
I'd have that job in the bag if I applied. No Hooters for me.you'd probably make more money.

ashbeeigh
09-11-2007, 10:18 PM
you'd probably make more money.

Depends. But if you say so.

midgetonadonkey
09-11-2007, 11:12 PM
This song is incredible...

http://media.putfile.com/03---IBARAKING

midgetonadonkey
09-11-2007, 11:12 PM
Shut the fuck up ashbeeigh.

Mister Sinister
09-11-2007, 11:46 PM
God, I love bowling.

ATRAIN
09-12-2007, 07:29 AM
I'd have that job in the bag if I applied. No Hooters for me.


BULLSHIT ive never seen a crosseyed hooters girl

peewee's lovechild
09-12-2007, 07:55 AM
Come on Eileen,
I swear (well he means)
At this moment
you mean everything


Get THAT out of your head! :)

Motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!

I had that song in my head all of last week.
Now, it's gonna take another week to get rid of it.

Fuck, that's a catchy tune.

samikeyp
09-12-2007, 08:08 AM
Motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!

I had that song in my head all of last week.
Now, it's gonna take another week to get rid of it.

Fuck, that's a catchy tune.

My work here is done. :tu

ATRAIN
09-12-2007, 08:14 AM
I was in love with a girl named Eileen once

CuckingFunt
09-12-2007, 08:25 AM
My work here is done. :tuI've got the Save Ferris version in my head, which is far less annoying than the original.

samikeyp
09-12-2007, 08:36 AM
I've got the Save Ferris version in my head, which is far less annoying than the original.

Good call.

How goes it this morning?

Melmart1
09-12-2007, 08:37 AM
Good call.

How goes it this morning?
You guys are much too chipper for the morning.