Free Quattro Razor (9)

[peewee's lovechild]

haha, you been drinking or just typing too fast?

A litter bit o' both.

[Melmart1]

A litter bit o' both.
:nope I thought you gave that up.

[peewee's lovechild]

:nope I thought you gave that up.

I gave up cigarettes.

And, I fought the urge about 10 times tonight.

I'm proud of myself.

The drinking, however . . . well, that's gonna take a bit more work.

[Melmart1]

So what was your poison tonight? Mine was just beer last night. Tomorrow will be more beer for a birthday party I have to go to. Then next week is my birthday and everyone is buying me all kinds of different things. :drunk I will be out of commission the rest of the weekend, methinks.

[peewee's lovechild]

So what was your poison tonight? Mine was just beer last night. Tomorrow will be more beer for a birthday party I have to go to. Then next week is my birthday and everyone is buying me all kinds of different things. :drunk I will be out of commission the rest of the weekend, methinks.

I'll have to get you something for your birthday.

Research!!!!

Anyway, I've been drinking Bud Ice al night. It's a trip down memory lane, way back to the mid 90s. I still remembe the penguin commercials.

It didn't hurt that it was 5.99 for a 12 pack either.

[Melmart1]

Wow, that's a great price for that beer! I used to chug those cus it supposedly had a higher alcohol content then go to the bars with my friends so that in case we couldn't sneak some beers past the bartender (we were underage) we at least had a buzz already. Good times!

[peewee's lovechild]

I also had some tequila given to me by my cousins father-in-law.

[Melmart1]

And you don't have to get me anything for my birthday. You barely know me :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

He likes that I have family in Monterrey, where he's from.

[Melmart1]

I also had some tequila given to me by my cousins father-in-law.
What kind of tequila? I love me some tequila.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, he always gives me some liquor everytime I see him.

[peewee's lovechild]

I got some Hornitos Tequila and it's almost gone.

[peewee's lovechild]

What kind of tequila? I love me some tequila.

Hornitos.

But, my favorite is Tres Generaciones.

And, you need to respond to your PMs.

[Melmart1]

I have family in Monterrey. Everytime they came to visit, they would start talking shit in Spanish about how my grandma was a shitty housekeeper with bad taste in furniture and a terrible cook.

Sad part is they were right :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

And you don't have to get me anything for my birthday. You barely know me :lol

Oh, I have to get you something.

[Melmart1]

Hornitos.

But, my favorite is Tres Generaciones.

And, you need to respond to your PMs.
Very fine choices. And I will get to my PMs when I fucking feel like it. I don't like being told what to do.

[Melmart1]

Oh, I have to get you something.
I think I already know what you want to "give" me.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have family in Monterrey. Everytime they came to visit, they would start talking shit in Spanish about how my grandma was a shitty housekeeper with bad taste in furniture and a terrible cook.

Sad part is they were right :lol

My family/friends is from the Mitrias Centro area by Lincoln & Villa Verde intersection.

[peewee's lovechild]

Very fine choices. And I will get to my PMs when I fucking feel like it. I don't like being told what to do.

I wasn't telling you what to do.

It was more of a plea than anything else.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think I already know what you want to "give" me.

You have no idea.

[Melmart1]

My family/friends is from the Mitrias Centro area by Lincoln & Villa Verde intersection.
I have no idea what part my family is from. My grandma tried very hard to wipe away all traces of our Mexican heritage. No learning Spanish, no celebrating Mexican holidays, nothing. We were American as far as she was concerned. We were the only "Americans" on our block who ate tamales at Christmas and listened to mariachis.

[Melmart1]

I wasn't telling you what to do.

It was more of a plea than anything else.
Glad we cleared that up. I will go check my PMs now :)

[peewee's lovechild]

I have no idea what part my family is from. My grandma tried very hard to wipe away all traces of our Mexican heritage. No learning Spanish, no celebrating Mexican holidays, nothing. We were American as far as she was concerned. We were the only "Americans" on our block who ate tamales at Christmas and listened to mariachis.

That's sad.

I could never end my identification with my people.

I speak spanish and I follow all the traditions, as shitty as I may think they are.

I can understand why your grandmother would want to do that, but I just don't think it's right.

[peewee's lovechild]

Glad we cleared that up. I will go check my PMs now :)

This makes me happy.

[CuckingFunt]

Firstly, what the shazzbot is going on in here?


I will join you in the fight. Not so much because I want to 'save' the quattro, but because fighting is fun. :)

Secondly... is there still a fight to join (I'm behind a few pages)?

If so, count me in.

I know not the cause, but imagine that a fight to save The Quattro would include Mel and I on the battle lines engaging in various acts of girl-on-girl depravity. With accessories and special outfits.

And, dammit, that's a fight I'm damn sure going to be a part of.

[Melmart1]

Firstly, what the shazzbot is going on in here?



Secondly... is there still a fight to join (I'm behind a few pages)?

If so, count me in.

I know not the cause, but imagine that a fight to save The Quattro would include Mel and I on the battle lines engaging in various acts of girl-on-girl depravity. With accessories and special outfits.

And, dammit, that's a fight I'm damn sure going to be a part of.
Damn, woman. You make me want to take up arms and storm a beach.

[Melmart1]

And I am not sure if there is really a fight. Although T Park vowed not to return here. We will see how long that holds up.

[peewee's lovechild]

That pussy anti-semite won't be back.

[peewee's lovechild]

I still think that "The Matrix Revolutions" is a good movie.

I hated "Reload", though.

[Melmart1]

I have not seen any beyond the first one.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have not seen any beyond the first one.

Reload is shit.

Revolutions is acutally pretty good.

[Melmart1]

Eh. I haven't seen the LOTR trilogy, either. Or any of the Harry Potter movies. Movies in a series other than Star Wars don't hold too much interest for me most of the time.

[peewee's lovechild]

Eh. I haven't seen the LOTR trilogy, either. Or any of the Harry Potter movies. Movies in a series other than Star Wars don't hold too much interest for me most of the time.

The LOTR trilogy is fucking fantastic!!!

They're not above Star Wars, but they're close to it.

[peewee's lovechild]

PMs don't get where they need to get to.

[Melmart1]

So I have been told. Just still not interested in seeing them. Maybe one day, when there is a blizzard out and I can't go outside.

[peewee's lovechild]

So I have been told. Just still not interested in seeing them. Maybe one day, when there is a blizzard out and I can't go outside.

They really are pretty good.

And, Peter Jackson is a damn good director.

[Melmart1]

PMs don't get where they need to get to.
The PMs got to me just fine, thanks. Too bad they contain erroneous information.

[CuckingFunt]

Mel and peewee have been flirting.

I'm very torn.

I don't know who is deserving of jealousy, and who is deserving of ticked-offedness.

[Melmart1]

They really are pretty good.

And, Peter Jackson is a damn good director.
I liked the remake of King Kong and I usually hate remakes.

[CuckingFunt]

I liked Reloaded better than Revolutions, but thought they both sucked compared to the first one, for the record.

[Melmart1]

Mel and peewee have been flirting.

I'm very torn.

I don't know who is deserving of jealousy, and who is deserving of ticked-offedness.
I am not flirting, and he is just drunk. I was drunk last night and had nobody to flirt with :depressed

[peewee's lovechild]

The PMs got to me just fine, thanks. Too bad they contain erroneous information.

That is just cruel.

And unfair.

[peewee's lovechild]

I liked Reloaded better than Revolutions, but thought they both sucked compared to the first one, for the record.

Reloaded was a piece of shit.

The rave scene alone killed it.

But, the assasin program twins was pretty stupid.

Reloaded, on the other hand, has some deep philosophical value.

[CuckingFunt]

I am very, very, very, very awake right now.

That fucking Wii with all its frantic arm movements... video games aren't supposed to get me this amped.

[peewee's lovechild]

I am very, very, very, very awake right now.

That fucking Wii with all its frantic arm movements... video games aren't supposed to get me this amped.

That's why I haven't been remotely interested in buying the Wii.

Fuck all that movement shit.

[CuckingFunt]

That's why I haven't been remotely interested in buying the Wii.

Fuck all that movement shit.It's actually really fun, just not a good idea at 1:00 AM.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Something to consider for when the weather gets warmer again:


http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Fun_Summer_Job.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

The Matrix sequels sucked giant donkey dicks.

Figures the resident fanboy would like them.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Yup, the Matrix sequels bite.

And that is going to be my on;y contribution to this 89 page thread which I have not entered before!

Farewell, ye intrepid souls...

[ashbeeigh]

wait... what? why would she call it the cubicle of seduction? does she have like a big vat of candy in there? box o donuts?

In fact, it's sour straws and peanut butter candy, along with record breaking sales.

[samikeyp]

In fact, it's sour straws and peanut butter candy, along with record breaking sales.

You're a telemarketer, aren't you.

Devil!

[jman3000]

Speaking of which, where in the hell is Atlfan? Did he get lost is Cherry's cherry?

:lmao

last i saw of him he was throwing up under a table at denny's

:lmao

[jman3000]

so ashbeeigh is officially a hooker now? why is she garnering record breaking sales? is she toothless? this makes no sense to me.
:pctoss

[jman3000]

apparently that slut who started talking to me online isnt from the valley... but beeville... isnt that the same thing?

im still 70% certain she's a patatie. i told her id only go visit if she made me a meal and a desert, with no promise on my side of anything extracurricular.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

apparently that slut who started talking to me online isnt from the valley... but beeville... isnt that the same thing?

im still 70% certain she's a patatie. i told her id only go visit if she made me a meal and a desert, with no promise on my side of anything extracurricular.


http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/3001/105661deucebigalowmaleglo9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[jman3000]

was that red x supposed to be a metaphor for a woman on her period?

[jman3000]

because that's not how that works man.

[Melmart1]

:lmao

last i saw of him he was throwing up under a table at denny's

:lmao
Are you serious? When was this?

[ashbeeigh]

so ashbeeigh is officially a hooker now? why is she garnering record breaking sales? is she toothless? this makes no sense to me.
:pctoss

:lmao not even close.

[jman3000]

Are you serious? When was this?

a couple months back. i at least had the manners to wait until we got to the home depot parking lot before i started barfing :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hmmm, the camera I want (http://www.beachcamera.com/shop/product.aspx?omid=113&ref=dealtime&utm_source=DealTime&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=NKD401855&sku=NKD401855) is finally dropping in price. I might just have to pull the trigger this weekend.

[peewee's lovechild]

Tequila is evil.

[peewee's lovechild]

That fucker kicked my ass for two days.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey, Blaze . . . what is the best camera I can get for under $250?

Is Cannon > Nikkon?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hey, Blaze . . . what is the best camera I can get for under $250?

Is Cannon > Nikkon?

Under $250? I almost bought this camera (http://www.circuitcity.com/ssm/Canon-PowerShot-SD750-7-1-Megapixel-Digital-Camera-Silver-SD750/sem/rpsm/oid/174592/catOid/-13062/rpem/ccd/productDetail.do) yesterday (for a little less than it is now).

I've seen it in action (KEDA has one) and it takes great photos.

But both are great brands, especially in the DSLR range. From what I understand, it's kinda like Ford/Chevy -- some live and die by the brands.

My friend Adam (photo nut) prefers Canon, but told me either way would be a good route.

[peewee's lovechild]

Under $250? I almost bought this camera (http://www.circuitcity.com/ssm/Canon-PowerShot-SD750-7-1-Megapixel-Digital-Camera-Silver-SD750/sem/rpsm/oid/174592/catOid/-13062/rpem/ccd/productDetail.do) yesterday (for a little less than it is now).

I've seen it in action (KEDA has one) and it takes great photos.

But both are great brands, especially in the DSLR range. From what I understand, it's kinda like Ford/Chevy -- some live and die by the brands.

My friend Adam (photo nut) prefers Canon, but told me either way would be a good route.

What is DSLR??

I just want something that's gonna take good pictures of my baby once my baby comes.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Digital SLR.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_single-lens_reflex_camera

The basics: you have more control over your shots than a point-and-shoot (like the one I linked above). I've always been interested in photojournalism, so I've been wanting to learn about photography for a long time and this camera I'm getting today is a basic DSLR model that I can get different lenses for once I get going.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

This is a pic taken with that one I just linked for you. Of course, here's hoping your kid looks nothing like Jman.

http://a481.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/101/l_08837326f657565e8f8a5a0788fe9ea0.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Here's the same camera for a little cheaper if you don't mind waiting a few extra days for shipping.

http://www.beachcamera.com/shop/product.aspx?sku=CNPSSD750S

I did some research on the store and it has great reviews at ResellerRatings.com. That's where I'm buying my camera from.

[peewee's lovechild]

Here's the same camera for a little cheaper if you don't mind waiting a few extra days for shipping.

http://www.beachcamera.com/shop/product.aspx?sku=CNPSSD750S

I did some research on the store and it has great reviews at ResellerRatings.com. That's where I'm buying my camera from.

It doesn't look to bad. But, my sister has a Cannon that has 12x zoom and it also takes video. We used it to record my nephew play his first basketball game.

I'm looking for bad ass zoom and the capability to change lenses.

I'm also into photography and would like to dabble in it with a good camera.

By the way, if my kid looks anything like Jman, two things are going to happen:

1. I just walk away and never look back.
2. Adoption.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It doesn't look to bad. But, my sister has a Cannon that has 12x zoom and it also takes video. We used it to record my nephew play his first basketball game.

I'm looking for bad ass zoom and the capability to change lenses.

I'm also into photography and would like to dabble in it with a good camera.

By the way, if my kid looks anything like Jman, two things are going to happen:

1. I just walk away and never look back.
2. Adoption.

I try not to focus on anything but optical zoom. I don't like how pics look with digital zoom. That Canon 750 takes video, too.

If you want interchangables, you might want to look at the D40 (the one I'm getting).

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Ask KEDA and Meg, though... they both have the SD750.

[peewee's lovechild]

Cool.

[marini martini]

By the way, if my kid looks anything like Jman, two things are going to happen:

1. I just walk away and never look back.
2. Adoption.

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[CuckingFunt]

Hmmm, the camera I want (http://www.beachcamera.com/shop/product.aspx?omid=113&ref=dealtime&utm_source=DealTime&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=NKD401855&sku=NKD401855) is finally dropping in price. I might just have to pull the trigger this weekend.
I am a complete film snob when it comes to photography, but the Nikon D series digital SLRs are beautiful cameras.

[peewee's lovechild]

I am a complete film snob when it comes to photography, but the Nikon D series digital SLRs are beautiful cameras.

But, more importantly, what's your opinion of Jman's looks?

[peewee's lovechild]

He scares small children.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm also into photography and would like to dabble in it with a good camera.
Dabble with film. Film is better. Film is more fun.

You work at a university and could probably take a photography class for no credit just to learn the basics and have access to a dark room.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dabble with film. Film is better. Film is more fun.

You work at a university and could probably take a photography class for no credit just to learn the basics and have access to a dark room.

I'd like to have access to the dark room, but for completely different reasons.

[CuckingFunt]

But, more importantly, what's your opinion of Jman's looks?
I've never seen a picture of jman where he wasn't making a face like a crazy monkey, so I can't accurately judge.

[Melmart1]

Under $250? I almost bought this camera (http://www.circuitcity.com/ssm/Canon-PowerShot-SD750-7-1-Megapixel-Digital-Camera-Silver-SD750/sem/rpsm/oid/174592/catOid/-13062/rpem/ccd/productDetail.do) yesterday (for a little less than it is now).

I've seen it in action (KEDA has one) and it takes great photos.

But both are great brands, especially in the DSLR range. From what I understand, it's kinda like Ford/Chevy -- some live and die by the brands.

My friend Adam (photo nut) prefers Canon, but told me either way would be a good route.
Is Adam the Jew? I would never take camera advice from a Jew.

/T Park

[Melmart1]

a couple months back. i at least had the manners to wait until we got to the home depot parking lot before i started barfing :lol
Well next time you see him tell him I said hello and to stop by every once in awhile.

[Melmart1]

Why is it so cold in my house? :(

[CuckingFunt]

I expected Transformers to suck much more than it actually did.

[What is love?]

Hey, Blaze . . . what is the best camera I can get for under $250?

Is Cannon > Nikkon?


Finally a question Blaze is an expert at!


http://www.tribuneindia.com/2005/20050520/biz3.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

When we need help with this, we'll come to you, Mouse.

http://www.oldprogrammershome.org/images/img_2146.4.jpg

http://www.utexas.edu/lbj/21cp/ebt/LoneStar.gif

[ShoogarBear]

What kind of camera is best for shoving up asses?

[peewee's lovechild]

What kind of camera is best for shoving up asses?

Dude, that's just taking it way too far.

You've crossed the line, man.

[Melmart1]

What kind of camera is best for shoving up asses?
You treating a patient for something up his bum? Cus we don't want to know.

[CuckingFunt]

What kind of camera is best for shoving up asses?
Are we talking just the camera body, or with attachments?

If the latter, I would stay away from anything with a telefoto lens.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Who shits on a movie theatre head rest?

I keep seeing the KENS promos for their expose on bacteria and such in movie theatres and they keep showing "fecal contamination on the headrest."

[CuckingFunt]

Who shits on a movie theatre head rest?

I keep seeing the KENS promos for their expose on bacteria and such in movie theatres and they keep showing "fecal contamination on the headrest."It's because people wipe thier asses, don't wash their hands, and then touch the headrest.

Those exposes are always fucking disgusting. Vaginal secretions on the escalator handrail? Nein danke.

[peewee's lovechild]

Who shits on a movie theatre head rest?

I keep seeing the KENS promos for their expose on bacteria and such in movie theatres and they keep showing "fecal contamination on the headrest."

I say they're full of shit.
KENS, that is.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, there was this one time when my girlfreind and I were the only ones in the theater and I put her on top of the headrest of the chair in front of us. That might have caused some fecal contamination. But, that's not such a big deal.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I always figured the vaginal secretions were from women wearing only a skirt sliding down.

[CuckingFunt]

I always figured the vaginal secretions were from women wearing only a skirt sliding down.That could very well be the case, but it still grosses me out. I don't want anyone's vaginal secretions on my hand unless I put them there on purpose.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That could very well be the case, but it still grosses me out. I don't want anyone's vaginal secretions on my hand unless I put them there on purpose.

I wholeheartedly agree.

[CuckingFunt]

I finally went grocery shopping yesterday, and now I haven't eaten lunch yet because I can't decide what I want to eat. I'm overwhelmed with possibilities.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't know . . . I like vaginal secretions.

Shit, I'd even gargle to it than Listerine if I could.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know . . . I like vaginal secretions.

Shit, I'd even gargle to it than Listerine if I could.I'm not bothered by vaginal secretions, just the unknown origin of any that may be on an escalator handrail.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not bothered by vaginal secretions, just the unknown origin of any that may be on an escalator handrail.

I just like vaginal secretions . . . it's my "thing".

[Whottt.]

When we need help with this, we'll come to you, Mouse.

http://www.oldprogrammershome.org/images/img_2146.4.jpg

http://www.utexas.edu/lbj/21cp/ebt/LoneStar.gif


:lmao

[Photobucket]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/Misc/trash.gif

[ashbeeigh]

quit texting me all your dirty thoughts peewee.

[CuckingFunt]

quit texting me all your dirty thoughts peewee.I call bullshit.

[Melmart1]

quit texting me all your dirty thoughts peewee.
That's just disgusting. I knew he would renew his 'thing' with you. And the quattro will be worse for it.

[ashbeeigh]

I call bullshit.

no bs.

[CuckingFunt]

no bs.Then that's your own fault for giving him your number, isn't it?

[ShoogarBear]

What kind of camera is best for shoving up asses?http://www.rcsed.ac.uk/Journal/vol47_2/472010f.jpg

[Melmart1]

http://www.rcsed.ac.uk/Journal/vol47_2/472010f.jpg
I bet Shoog has "Assman" plates like the doctor in Seinfeld

[ShoogarBear]

The key with those is to remember to wash them off before you switch directions.

[peewee's lovechild]

quit texting me all your dirty thoughts peewee.

I was simply asking for help with my Calculus.

How's that dirty?

[CuckingFunt]

I find this recent development to be most troubling.

[peewee's lovechild]

There is nothing to be troubled about.

The Funt and Mel are still the only womens on my list.

[ashbeeigh]

There is nothing to be troubled about.

The Funt and Mel are still the only womens on my list.


That's not what you told me at 7:38 pm.

[ShoogarBear]

That's not what you told me at 7:38 pm.This Thread Is Worthless Without Exact Quotations.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I always feel weird making large purchases, but I just bought my camera.

Hopefully, I have it by the weekend.

[ashbeeigh]

This Thread Is Worthless Without Exact Quotations.

It's a very personal subject matter. peewee may cry if I quote it.

[ShoogarBear]

One man's sadness is worth the glee of many.

-Vulcan saying

[ashbeeigh]

Hopefully, I have it by the weekend.

Are their more candid shots of jman to come with a camera of that caliber in your hands?

[ashbeeigh]

I am well on my way to the 5,000 post club. :elephant

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Are their more candid shots of jman to come with a camera of that caliber in your hands?

God, no.

[CuckingFunt]

This Thread Is Worthless Without Exact Quotations.Agreed.

[CuckingFunt]

It's a very personal subject matter. peewee may cry if I quote it.I think peewee would already be upset that you let it slip he was texting you, so to not deliver the goods is just rude to everyone else.

[marini martini]

I am well on my way to the 5,000 post club. :elephant

Puleeze don't try for it tonite, cuz I will definitely be passed out after Desperate Housewives :toast

[peewee's lovechild]

That's not what you told me at 7:38 pm.

I don't understand how you turned a math question I asked you into something sexual.

I promised Mel that I would cut all attachements with you, and I have kept my word.

I would appreciate it if you would keep your lies to yourself.

[peewee's lovechild]

I am well on my way to the 5,000 post club. :elephant

It's overrated.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think peewee would already be upset that you let it slip he was texting you, so to not deliver the goods is just rude to everyone else.

There is no need to be jealous.

It's only you and Mel.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I am well on my way to the 5,000 post club. :elephant

Shouldn't you be at work?

[Melmart1]

I don't understand how you turned a math question I asked you into something sexual.

I promised Mel that I would cut all attachements with you, and I have kept my word.

I would appreciate it if you would keep your lies to yourself.
Just make sure you continue to keep your word. Having to read about you and ashbeeigh in any kind of sexual anything makes me want to :vomit: more than that pic that got you on ignore.

[ashbeeigh]

I promised Mel that I would cut all attachements with you, and I have kept my word.


You broke the promise and the proof is in my PM inbox.

[CuckingFunt]

You broke the promise and the proof is in my PM inbox.I've grown tired of this.

Either share it with the rest of the class, or shut the fuck up about it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Just make sure you continue to keep your word. Having to read about you and ashbeeigh in any kind of sexual anything makes me want to :vomit: more than that pic that got you on ignore.

I will keep my word.

I don't want to piss you off in anyway.

[peewee's lovechild]

You broke the promise and the proof is in my PM inbox.

That's it, you're going on ignore.

I hate how you're trying to get The Funt and Mel pissed with me.

Fuck off!!!!

[ashbeeigh]

That's it, you're going on ignore.

I hate how you're trying to get The Funt and Mel pissed with me.

Fuck off!!!!

Oh, like that scares me. There have been better days.

[CuckingFunt]

I finally rented Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story. It's fucking hilarious.

[Melmart1]

You broke the promise and the proof is in my PM inbox.
You are all talk, like ORION. Give up the proof or shut the fuck up and stop lying. You aren't being cute, funny or anything. Just your usual idiotic, annoying self.

[peewee's lovechild]

Orion is an assbag!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking putz!!!!!

[marini martini]

Like my new bff said you all are great in 3-D. But in here, not so much :toast

[Melmart1]

Like my new bff said you all are great in 3-D. But in here, not so much :toast
If you don't like it, get the fuck out. Nobody is forcing you to be here, cunty.

[CuckingFunt]

Like my new bff said you all are great in 3-D. But in here, not so much :toastDid it make any more sense than that when your bff said it?

[Melmart1]

Did it make any more sense than that when your bff said it?
It's her NEW bff. As opposed to her old one, or anyone that actually wants to be her bff.

[peewee's lovechild]

Like my new bff said you all are great in 3-D. But in here, not so much :toast

Go shove your bff up your ass.

With all the pounding your ass takes, it shouldn't be too hard.

[marini martini]

:cry I really do miss midge :grim:

[CuckingFunt]

It's her NEW bff. As opposed to her old one, or anyone that actually wants to be her bff.Oh, silly me.

Thanks for the correction.

[peewee's lovechild]

:cry I really do miss midge :grim:

Go shove Midge up your ass . . . after you shove your "new" bff up your ass, that is.

[ashbeeigh]

midge is gone? I never noticed.

[marini martini]

Go shove your bff up your ass.

With all the pounding your ass takes, it shouldn't be too hard.

O.k. weePee, I just stopeed knittin & pearlin you baby booties, you are gettin nuttin but pampers from me :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Why would someone bitch about the hatin' that goes on in here for two days and then randomly pop in and try to regulate? It doesn't make sense to me.

[ashbeeigh]

on a serious note, the lady in the cubicle behind my "cubicle of seduction" knows Paul Rubens.

[peewee's lovechild]

O.k. weePee, I just stopeed knittin & pearlin you baby booties, you are gettin nuttin but pampers from me :lol

Go shove those baby booties and pampers up your ass.

[Melmart1]

O.k. weePee, I just stopeed knittin & pearlin you baby booties, you are gettin nuttin but pampers from me :lol
Save the money so you don't have to pawn your jewelry to get a cab to San Marcos so you can lust after college kids like some old, beat-up cougar on the prowl.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why would someone bitch about the hatin' that goes on in here for two days and then randomly pop in and try to regulate? It doesn't make sense to me.

Because she's red headed.

They're abnormal.

Red Heads are nature's way of saying, "Oops."

[marini martini]

Rwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[peewee's lovechild]

Save the money so you don't have to pawn your jewelry to get a cab to San Marcos so you can lust after college kids like some old, beat-up cougar on the prowl.

Shit . . . that was a mouthful.

I've never been more attracted to you.

[Melmart1]

Because she's red headed.

They're abnormal.

Red Heads are nature's way of saying, "Oops."
Hey, I was born with red hair! :madrun I don't know how it got so dark, it's almost black now.

[CuckingFunt]

I was born with dark hair, but now I'm magically a red head.

[Melmart1]

There is proof of my red-headedness in the original quattro. :lol

[marini martini]

Man, that s-u-k-s now I am definitely dying mine. I love red heads :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

There is proof of my red-headedness in the original quattro. :lolYet another reason I'm sad to have missed it.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I just don't see Mel as a ginger kid.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey, I was born with red hair! :madrun I don't know how it got so dark, it's almost black now.

You beat out nature.

You win.

Such is the power of Mel.

[peewee's lovechild]

There is proof of my red-headedness in the original quattro. :lol

I'd love to see that picture.

[Melmart1]

Man, that s-u-k-s now I am definitely dying mine. I love red heads :madrun
Honey, you have been needing that dye job for a looong time now. Your new BFF should have told you, friends shouldn't let it get to the point of intervention.

http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/7613/stgroup91507cuv2.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

My girlfriend of six years was a natural redhead, which has left me very conflicted.

Bad memories AND an unbelievable sexual attraction.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just don't see Mel as a ginger kid.

Mel is hot in any hair color.

Mel is hottest without anything at all.

[peewee's lovechild]

Honey, you have been needing that dye job for a looong time now. Your new BFF should have told you, friends shouldn't let it get to the point of intervention.

http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/7613/stgroup91507cuv2.jpg

Which one is Marini???

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Mel is hot in any hair color.

Mel is hottest without anything at all.

Indeed.

[peewee's lovechild]

Rasho Fan looks hot, though.

[peewee's lovechild]

Indeed.

I will ask you to respect the boundries of territorial pissing.

[Melmart1]

I'd love to see that picture.
I am looking for it. I think it's on my laptop only though :( I might have one of when I used to dye my hair red when I was in my early 20s. I stopped that shit though, I like my almost-black hair now.

[CuckingFunt]

I will ask you to respect the boundries of territorial pissing.:nope

Why should he be required to adhere to rules which you do not?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I will ask you to respect the boundries of territorial pissing.

No way.
You are not the only one who gets to compliment her or the Funt.
However, you ARE permitted exclusivity to ashbeeigh.
That much I'll grant you.

[peewee's lovechild]

I like my almost-black hair now.

So do I.

[peewee's lovechild]

:nope

Why should he be required to adhere to rules which you do not?

Regardless of what Ashbeeigh/ATRAIN has tried to convince you about, I've stayed within the boundries of my territorial pissing.

[peewee's lovechild]

No way.
You are not the only one who gets to compliment her or the Funt.
However, you ARE permitted exclusivity to ashbeeigh.
That much I'll grant you.

Dude, you're standing on my piss line and I'm getting aggravated.

You don't want to piss me off.
Lions aint got shit on me.

[Melmart1]

Dude, you're standing on my piss line and I'm getting aggravated.

You don't want to piss me off.
Lions aint got shit on me.
I've known Todd a lot longer than you. So don't try to get some kind of exclusivity!

[CuckingFunt]

I'm hungry.

[marini martini]

You are always hungry

[CuckingFunt]

I'd like to have Melmart over for dinner someday.

:eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

You are always hungryAm I?

[Melmart1]

I'd like to have Melmart over for dinner someday.

:eyebrows
I'll bring dessert. And I won't even have to go shopping. :devil

[CuckingFunt]

I'll bring dessert. And I won't even have to go shopping. :devilI have to warn you, though, my appetite is insatiable.

[Melmart1]

It would appear that my baby pic is only on my laptop. Oh well.

[peewee's lovechild]

You two ladies talking like that is making me . . . what's the word?

[Melmart1]

I have to warn you, though, my appetite is insatiable.
I have to warn you, that's not a problem.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'm glad my post wasn't the one to break up this wonderfully Sapphic banter between Mel and CF.

[samikeyp]

Ya'll need to shut the hell up and let Mel and Funt continue. :)

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm glad my post wasn't the one to break up this wonderfully Sapphic banter between Mel and CF.

I'm starting to hate you now.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ya'll need to shut the hell up and let Mel and Funt continue. :)

I already hate you.

[CuckingFunt]

You two ladies talking like that is making me . . . what's the word?In your case... I think the word is "normal."

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'm starting to hate you now.

I can live with that.

[samikeyp]

I can live with that.

Me too. :)

[CuckingFunt]

I have to warn you, that's not a problem.You should come out to California for a week, then.

We can go sightseeing for a day, and spend the other six eating dinner.

[Melmart1]

You should come out to California for a week, then.

We can go sightseeing for a day, and spend the other six eating dinner.
Don't tempt me! I could sure use a vacation.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

You should come out to California for a week, then.

We can go sightseeing for a day, and spend the other six eating dinner.

*grumbles something about goddamn lucky NoCals*

[peewee's lovechild]

This is bullshit . . . I can't take any vacation days right now.

[peewee's lovechild]

How am I supposed to partake in said event?

[Melmart1]

How am I supposed to partake in said event?
Um ... you're not.

[CuckingFunt]

How am I supposed to partake in said event?Thanksgiving break?

Shit... no... that's when I'm going to be out of town.

[peewee's lovechild]

Um ... you're not.

I don't know what it is that you're punishing me about, but it hurts . . . it hurts.

[marini martini]

You two ladies talking like that is making me . . . what's the word?

CoCo for coco-pops?

[Melmart1]

I don't know what it is that you're punishing me about, but it hurts . . . it hurts.
That isn't punishment. It's the truth. You were not invited, it's a twosome.

[peewee's lovechild]

That isn't punishment. It's the truth. You were not invited, it's a twosome.

It's like you're rubbing Kosher Salt in an open wound and then following it up with some crushed glass.

I don't recall ever wronging you.

[Melmart1]

It's like you're rubbing Kosher Salt in an open wound and then following it up with some crushed glass.

I don't recall ever wronging you.
Ok, Mr. Dramatic. :dramaquee

I am done explaining this to you.

[Kori Ellis]

Doesn't peewee have a wife and baby?

[peewee's lovechild]

Ok, Mr. Dramatic. :dramaquee

I am done explaining this to you.

Now you're being sarcastic and snippy with me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Doesn't peewee have a wife and baby?

No and not yet.

Baby comes at the end of December or beginning of January.

I'm hoping for December because I need a tax break.

[peewee's lovechild]

Daddy's gonna need a new truck.

[Kori Ellis]

No and not yet.

Baby comes at the end of December or beginning of January.

I'm hoping for December because I need a tax break.

Ahh.. I was misinformed. Carry on with begging these girls :lol for attention.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ahh.. I was misinformed. Carry on with begging these girls :lol for attention.

Oh, it's not begging . . . it's more of a plea.

However, as the song goes, "I aint to proud to beg."

[Kori Ellis]

Oh, it's not begging . . . it's more of a plea.

However, as the song goes, "I aint to proud to beg."

too proud

[Kori Ellis]

Hey Mel - I emailed you about something earlier. Check it when you can.

[Melmart1]

Now you're being sarcastic and snippy with me.
No, you are just being more of an attention whore than ashbeeigh.

[Melmart1]

Hey Mel - I emailed you about something earlier. Check it when you can.
OK

[ashbeeigh]

more of an attention whore than ashbeeigh.

That's ridiculous. I'm the queen of attention whoring in the quattro.

[samikeyp]

No, you are just being more of an attention whore than ashbeeigh.

That is doing something.

[Melmart1]

That's ridiculous. I'm the queen of attention whoring in the quattro.
You are only a queen when you sit on your throne. And there are only so many hours in the day that someone can be in the bathroom. Especially now that you have a job.

[peewee's lovechild]

too proud

Fuck, I missed the second "o".

[marini martini]

YOU really are, girl griend :toast

Ohhhhhhhtay, 2nd wind, Luv u all really, :toast
Marini

[peewee's lovechild]

No, you are just being more of an attention whore than ashbeeigh.

I only care that you notice me.

Fuck everyone else.

[Melmart1]

marini needs to go sleep it off.

[CuckingFunt]

YOU really are, firl griend :toastOh, helllllllll naw.

[Melmart1]

I only care that you notice me.

Fuck everyone else.
Me and the Funt. You must not forget the Funt.

[CuckingFunt]

Me and the Funt. You must not forget the Funt.This is true.

The Funt has feelings, too.

[peewee's lovechild]

marini needs to go sleep it off.

She's cool.

I like her drunken state.

I can relate.

**Shit, that was almost a rap song.**

[Melmart1]

She's cool.

I like her drunken state.

I can relate.

**Shit, that was almost a rap song.**
Are you drunk?

[peewee's lovechild]

Me and the Funt. You must not forget the Funt.

That was implied.

[peewee's lovechild]

This is true.

The Funt has feelings, too.

I ask for forgiveness.

[Melmart1]

My mom asked me what I wanted for my birthday dinner and then she said no when I told her sushi. :madrun Why ask if I can't have what I want?

[CuckingFunt]

I ask for forgiveness.Granted.

I just can't stay mad at the peewee.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you drunk?

Na, but I was on a constant state of drunkedness for years.
That's how I can relate to her current state.

**Fuck!!! I'm on a roll!!! Somebody holla to Death Row Records!!**

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"Drunktard"?
Can we introduce this term into the conversation now?

[peewee's lovechild]

My mom asked me what I wanted for my birthday dinner and then she said no when I told her sushi. :madrun Why ask if I can't have what I want?

Don't worry, I'll sneak in some sushi for you.

[CuckingFunt]

My mom asked me what I wanted for my birthday dinner and then she said no when I told her sushi. :madrun Why ask if I can't have what I want?Fuck. Japanese food would be really good right now, but I can't justify going to get take out after I dropped $160 at the grocery store yesterday afternoon.

[peewee's lovechild]

"Drunktard"?
Can we introduce this term into the conversation now?


No, no, no, no, no.

None of these words that end with "tard".
It makes you sound like a fucking tard.

[CuckingFunt]

I still like fucktard, though. I've been using that one for years.

[Melmart1]

Fuck. Japanese food would be really good right now, but I can't justify going to get take out after I dropped $160 at the grocery store yesterday afternoon.
You would save so much money if I went to go visit.

[CuckingFunt]

You would save so much money if I went to go visit.This is true.

[peewee's lovechild]

I still like fucktard, though. I've been using that one for years.

Ok, fucktard is allowed.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll show up with Marini and we'll just use the alcohol that oozes out of her pores for mixed drinks.

[CuckingFunt]

I'll show up with Marini and we'll just use the alcohol that oozes out of her pores for mixed drinks.That doesn't sound very appealing.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I still like fucktard, though. I've been using that one for years.

"Fucktard" will always be acceptable.
Just ones like "hatetard" and "douchetard" are the ones that I question
That was the whole reason behind my asking.
Carry on with the whole lesbo thing, if you'd be so kind?
:spin

[Melmart1]

I'll show up with Marini and we'll just use the alcohol that oozes out of her pores for mixed drinks.
If I wanted to run my tongue on some leather, I would sooner do it on one of my shoes than on marini's skin.

[peewee's lovechild]

If I wanted to run my tongue on some leather, I would sooner do it on one of my shoes than on marini's skin.

:lmao :lmao

[marini martini]

If I wanted to run my tongue on some leather, I would sooner do it on one of my shoes than on marini's skin.

U R MEAN :toast My skin is a -so - soft :dramaquee That's it, the booties just went in my burn pile :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

marini needs to go sleep it off.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

If I wanted to run my tongue on some leather, I would sooner do it on one of my shoes than on marini's skin.


http://www.clean-pipes.com/images/oncam/magda.jpg

[Melmart1]

U R MEAN :toast My skin is a -so - soft :dramaquee That's it, the booties just went in my burn pile :madrun
Why would I give a fuck about booties? I don't have a kid.

[ShoogarBear]

There is proof of my red-headedness in the original quattro. :lolDrapes or rug?