Free Quattro Razor (9)

[Melmart1]

Drapes or rug?
It was natural and I was a baby so there was no rug.

When I was in my 20s and went through a redhead phase, it was drapes and there was no rug.

[ShoogarBear]

You should come out to California for a week, then.

We can go sightseeing for a day, and spend the other six eating dinner.Hey, I'm in California. Until tomorrow.

[Jekka]

So my toilet decided to overflow just now, and a poor bystander gecko got entangled in wet dust bunny. I rescued the gecko and deposited him outside my front door. The dumbass then ran back in through the small gap at the bottom of the door and was immediately eaten by my cat :lol

And now I have to go finish cleaning :depressed

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

When I was in my 20s and went through a redhead phase, it was drapes and there was no rug.

Is there proof of this in the original quattro........or anywhere else for that matter?
:)

[Melmart1]

Is there proof of this in the original quattro........or anywhere else for that matter?
:)
There is proof of the redheadedness, but not the lack of a rug. Sorry. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

There is proof of the redheadedness, but not the lack of a rug. Sorry. :lolNot even in your yearbook?

[Melmart1]

Not even in your yearbook?
I didn't dye my hair in high school.

[ShoogarBear]

I was talking about the ruglessness.

[Melmart1]

I was talking about the ruglessness.
Damn, I should have known that.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

There is proof of the redheadedness, but not the lack of a rug. Sorry. :lol

Never hurts to ask!
:spin

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, San Francisco has a lot of good restaurants. I think I've put on five pounds in the last four days.

[DC Bear Club]

Damn, San Francisco has a lot of good restaurants. I think I've put on five pounds in the last four days.
More pushin' for the cushin'. :eyebrows

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao

Set myself up there.

[Melmart1]

:lmao

Set myself up there.
It's about time someone else get you instead of the other way around! :lol

[Melmart1]

Yo, Todd. Check your PMs.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Yo, Todd. Check your PMs.

:spin

[Melmart1]

:spin
:D

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Yo, Todd. Check your PMs.

Back at you.

[ShoogarBear]

What is this happy horseshit?

[Melmart1]

What is this happy horseshit?
proof.

[ShoogarBear]

WTF, is this high school? Are we passing notes back and forth?

Oh, shit, did you send him a picture of your ruglessness?

[Melmart1]

WTF, is this high school? Are we passing notes back and forth?

Oh, shit, did you send him a picture of your ruglessness?
:lol
No. And no.

[CuckingFunt]

Broccoli and cheddar risotto was the right choice.

[ShoogarBear]

:lol
No. And no.That's two answers. Now answer the third question.

[Melmart1]

That's two answers. Now answer the third question.
:D

[ShoogarBear]

Broccoli and cheddar risotto was the right choice.Thanks for inviting me over.

[CuckingFunt]

Thanks for inviting me over.You're about a seven hour drive from me. By the time you got here, it would have been all cold.

And eaten.

[ShoogarBear]

You're about a seven hour drive from me. By the time you got here, it would have been all cold.

And eaten.Are you talking about the food? :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

Are you talking about the food? :eyebrowsOf course I am.

If I could eat anything else all by myself, I certainly wouldn't be wasting my time here.

[marini martini]

Are you drunk?

Ain't there a dart tourny you need to be at??????????????

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Of course I am.

If I could eat anything else all by myself, I certainly wouldn't be wasting my time here.

I can already see peewee licking his monitor as he reads this.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So my toilet decided to overflow just now, and a poor bystander gecko got entangled in wet dust bunny. I rescued the gecko and deposited him outside my front door. The dumbass then ran back in through the small gap at the bottom of the door and was immediately eaten by my cat :lol

And now I have to go finish cleaning :depressed

I thought I saw you and Manny at Jim's on Broadway and 410 last night/morning (1 a.m.), but twas not true.

[Melmart1]

Ain't there a dart tourny you need to be at??????????????
Isn't there a pillow you need to be hitting, you drunk bitch?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I need to sleep more often on Sunday nights.

When I went to sleep, I was losing my fantasy basketball opener.

When I wake up, Grant Hill and Shawn Marion shot 10-eleventy billion and I won on FG%.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I have a story due in eight hours, but I don't want to write it.

Mel, can you help a chinky out?

[Melmart1]

I have a story due in eight hours, but I don't want to write it.

Mel, can you help a chinky out?
How can I help?

[ShoogarBear]

What you need is a catchy opening line.

It was a dark and stormy night.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What you need is a catchy opening line.

It was a dark and stormy night.

Considering it was sunny outside, 2 p.m., and inside a hospital... no.

[ShoogarBear]

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

[ShoogarBear]

Call me Ishmael.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"I never thought this would happen to me......"

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I am an invisible man.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

All this happened, more or less.

Perfect!

[ShoogarBear]

This is the forest primeval.

[Jekka]

I thought I saw you and Manny at Jim's on Broadway and 410 last night/morning (1 a.m.), but twas not true.
That's a crappy Jim's, the one at Fredericksberg and 410 is better for 24 hour :) And besides, I was already passed out by midnight last night - work sucks sometimes, public service wears me out. I need to find a way to reconcile between wanting to stay in public service and disliking most of the public.

[ShoogarBear]

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.

[ShoogarBear]

I need to find a way to reconcile between wanting to stay in public service and disliking most of the public.Work for the Department of Corrections?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That's a crappy Jim's, the one at Fredericksberg and 410 is better for 24 hour :) And besides, I was already passed out by midnight last night - work sucks sometimes, public service wears me out. I need to find a way to reconcile between wanting to stay in public service and disliking most of the public.

I haven't been to Fred/410 in ages. We go to the one at Broadway because it's near my co-worker's apartment and we'll sometimes stop by if we give him a ride home.

He paid, so I didn't complain.

You still working the same thing, Jess?

[Melmart1]

That's a crappy Jim's, the one at Fredericksberg and 410 is better for 24 hour :) And besides, I was already passed out by midnight last night - work sucks sometimes, public service wears me out. I need to find a way to reconcile between wanting to stay in public service and disliking most of the public.
Agreed about the Jim's. We always go to Fred Rd, even though the two are probably about the same distance from me.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.

Chill out, Shoog.

I think we had it at Slaughterhouse-Five.

Or maybe Lolita.

[Jekka]

Work for the Department of Corrections?
The library. People have no fucking sense of personal space - we haven't gotten our new reference desk yet which will be enclosed, and I really don't enjoy strange people literally breathing down my neck while I look for their books. I should not be able to tell if someone has or has not recently brushed their teeth, it's just gross, and it happens all the fucking time.

[Jekka]

I haven't been to Fred/410 in ages. We go to the one at Broadway because it's near my co-worker's apartment and we'll sometimes stop by if we give him a ride home.

He paid, so I didn't complain.

You still working the same thing, Jess?
Nope, my AmeriCorps commitment is finally done (woohoo!).

[ShoogarBear]

Sweeeeet.

http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/Features/Quiz/Quiz.aspx?QuizID=61

12/13 :smokin

[ShoogarBear]

The library. People have no fucking sense of personal space - we haven't gotten our new reference desk yet which will be enclosed, and I really don't enjoy strange people literally breathing down my neck while I look for their books. I should not be able to tell if someone has or has not recently brushed their teeth, it's just gross, and it happens all the fucking time.:lol

Actually, I was suggesting the Department of Corrections as a solution to your problem. You would be doing public service, but feel no need to like or be nice to the people you worked with.

'Course the risk of getting killed would be a tradeoff.

[Melmart1]

The library. People have no fucking sense of personal space - we haven't gotten our new reference desk yet which will be enclosed, and I really don't enjoy strange people literally breathing down my neck while I look for their books. I should not be able to tell if someone has or has not recently brushed their teeth, it's just gross, and it happens all the fucking time.
What library do you work at? Please don't tell me the UTSA library. You, Midge and Peewee working together would be too much.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol

Actually, I was suggesting the Department of Corrections as a solution to your problem. You would be doing public service, but feel no need to like or be nice to the people you worked with.

'Course the risk of getting killed would be a tradeoff.

Are you being serious or are you just trying to wrangle yourself into a Skinimax flick?

[Jekka]

:lol

Actually, I was suggesting the Department of Corrections as a solution to your problem. You would be doing public service, but feel no need to like or be nice to the people you worked with.

'Course the risk of getting killed would be a tradeoff.
You know, sometimes I do wish I could find a job where I could be as spiteful as stupid people inspire me to be.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

'Course the risk of getting killed would be a tradeoff.

Those libraries can be fucking dangerous.

I once worked with a guy who was arrested for taking an old gun into the downtown library.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm sure if Jekka worked at the UTSA library, she'd be complaining at lot more about her coworkers than the customers.

[ShoogarBear]

Are you being serious or are you just trying to wrangle yourself into a Skinimax flick?That never crossed my mind, but . . . not a bad idea.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Why do I have this picture of Jess using an umbrella to beat her library-goers?

[RashoFan]

Jess, how about working at Dick's Last Resort? Give the patrons shit all the time and get paid for it...I just couldn't tell you how well the tips would be....

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm about 15 percent done with my story and I've used no quotes. This is coming well, just not fast enough.

[Jekka]

What library do you work at? Please don't tell me the UTSA library. You, Midge and Peewee working together would be too much.
:lol Nothing would ever get done if that was the case. I'm with the city public library.

Joe, was it the Sanders guy that got the restraining order earlier this year?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol Nothing would ever get done if that was the case. I'm with the city public library.

Joe, was it the Sanders guy that got the restraining order earlier this year?

No, this incident was about 15 years ago.

[Kori Ellis]

Why do I have this picture of Jess using an umbrella to beat her library-goers?

Keep your fantasies out of this.

[Jekka]

Why do I have this picture of Jess using an umbrella to beat her library-goers?
I wish. Many of them deserve it.


Jess, how about working at Dick's Last Resort? Give the patrons shit all the time and get paid for it...I just couldn't tell you how well the tips would be....
I don't have enough cleavage to be bitchy when working for tips :lol

[RashoFan]

I'm about 15 percent done.... This is coming well, just not fast enough.
That could be used in a different context....:eyebrows

[ShoogarBear]

Keep your fantasies out of this.http://www.shiboridragon.com/Furoshiki/Geishas-Umbrella.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.shiboridragon.com/Furoshiki/Geishas-Umbrella.jpg

Shoog likes the Asians.

[Kori Ellis]

Shoog likes the Asians.

Yeah, so watch your ass next time he's in town. :)

[Kori Ellis]

Yeah, so watch your ass next time he's in town. :)

I apologize to both of you for this comment. :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yeah, so watch your ass next time he's in town. :)

Not that you'll know this, but...

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/1519/890/lo/co9.jpg

"Watch out for your cornhole, bud."

[Kori Ellis]

...

Please make sure to do that b5 survey. I'll get in trouble if you don't.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I apologize to both of you for this comment. :lol

Don't. I found it funny.

[CuckingFunt]

Sweeeeet.

http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/Features/Quiz/Quiz.aspx?QuizID=61

12/13 :smokin11/13 here, which was better than I'd expected.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Please make sure to do that b5 survey. I'll get in trouble if you don't.

Just knocked it out.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That could be used in a different context....:eyebrows

I hope I never have to measure that rate in percentages.

[ShoogarBear]

I apologize to both of you for this comment. :lolWell, at least I know you're not the DC Bear Club troll.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I just found the article that came with my former co-worker's arrest.

Nice guy when I worked for him. Talented, too.

[ShoogarBear]

11/13 here, which was better than I'd expected.I only missed the Jane Austen bullshit.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Well, at least I know you're not the DC Bear Club troll.

It's just an act to throw you off the scent. :lol

[Jekka]

I just found the article that came with my former co-worker's arrest.

Nice guy when I worked for him. Talented, too.
The crazies can be very deceptive sometimes ...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The crazies can be very deceptive sometimes ...

He never denied he had some issues in the past (although I originally found out about his arrest from a co-worker he had tried to date), but he is immensely talented at political cartooning.

[RashoFan]

I'm about 15 percent done.... This is coming well, just not fast enough.


Just knock it out.
Coaching yourself there?

[Jekka]

He never denied he had some issues in the past (although I originally found out about his arrest from a co-worker he had tried to date), but he is immensely talented at political cartooning.
I wish more crazies had some sort of redeemable brilliance.

[timvp]

Jekka what is the significance of that avatar? I'm hortimpared.

Thanks.

[timvp]

hortimpared

Eh, probably should have gone with hortichallenged.

Maybe I could have said my knowledge is hortible. :drunk

[timvp]

Hortusurped?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hortitarded?

[timvp]

Hortitarded?Nice :tu













Jekka, what's the meaning of your avatar. I'm hortarded.

Thanks.

[ShoogarBear]

Hortiuncultural.

[timvp]

Hortiuncultural.That may supplant the other ones.

[ShoogarBear]

You'll have to weed out the ones you don't want to use.

[Kori Ellis]

Just knocked it out.

Thanks.

[timvp]

You'll have to weed out the ones you don't want to use.That may be a tough row to hoe.

[Jekka]

Jekka, what's the meaning of your avatar. I'm hortarded.

Thanks.
No meaning, just a cool flower I saw on vacation :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I feel so cheesy writing some of what I'm writing.

[timvp]

Thanks, Sesame_Seed_47.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I feel so cheesy writing some of what I'm writing.



But while these visitors may not help the patients with their physical healing – the unit serves children with both major and minor ailments – they will end up dishing out a number of emotional assists.

[Jekka]

What are you writing about?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What are you writing about?

Basketball team visiting a children's ward.

[timvp]

No meaning, just a cool flower I saw on vacation :lolSo the picture stems from your roots as a hortivoyeur? Interesting.

[Jekka]

So the picture stems from your roots as a hortivoyeur? Interesting.
Does my love for flowers then make me a hortiwhore?

[Kori Ellis]

If any of you have ever played tennis, please go to this post and leave a funny story about any experience playing tennis (no vulgarity please). If you leave a comment, you will be entered into a drawing to win a very cute ($75) Tennis Teddy Bear from Vermont Teddy Bears. It would make a nice Christmas gift for someone.

Thanks -- http://www.racketsandballs.com/contest

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Does my love for flowers then make me a hortiwhore?

Only if the flowers pay you.

[Jekka]

Only if the flowers pay you.
So the term hortislut would be more appropriate.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So the term hortislut would be more appropriate.

There ya go.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Finally finished.

Wrote two versions of the story for two community papers and fixed three photos. Should be a damn nice check since I sent in an earlier story for this week and might have another one Wednesday.

[Master Shake]

i win

[peewee's lovechild]

Sweeeeet.

http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/Featu....aspx?QuizID=61

12/13

12/13

I can't believe I missed Clarke's Space Odessey.

[CuckingFunt]

I only missed the Jane Austen bullshit.
I missed that one and clicked Dune when I meant to click 2001: A Space Odyssey. The mistaken click was balanced out, though, because The Satanic Verses was a complete lucky guess.

[CuckingFunt]

Last night's episode of "Lucy: the Daughter of the Devil" was fucking hilarious.

[ashbeeigh]

Divorce Court while eating breakfast is a plus while working on a California 8-5.

[samikeyp]

Last night's episode of "Lucy: the Daughter of the Devil" was fucking hilarious.

Is that her in your avatar?

[batman2883]

im the type of brotha, who's been doing it my way getting my way for years
in my career

[Melmart1]

12/13

I can't believe I missed Clarke's Space Odessey.
Damn, I only got 9/13. I guess I am just not as literate as some folk here. The fact that I was on the phone at the time might have had something to do with it.

[Cartman]

Pssssst! bulletman2883 I am still waiting for that PC!

[ORION]

I like your Booty but I'm not gay

[peewee's lovechild]

I like your Booty but I'm not gay

Fuck off, cock sucker!!!!!!!

Nobody wants you around here, sputtering empty promises!!!!!!!

Fucking ass pie.

[ORION]

Alright, Alright
Ha,
I Wrote this next one when I broke up with my girlfriend, cause I slept with her friend and then I dumped the both of them
And I think everyone can relate to the blues, like they had after I dropped them like two hot rocks,

Nude Love
Moves over me
Like a storm
Since you were born,
Nude Love
There something in your eye,
And I re-A-Lize,
In the sky!,

NUDE LOVE

Wait, hang on I got trouble with the G.,
Krankin-Smoking, here we go,

Tapes available out in the parking lot,
10 dollars for tapes
15 for CD
But drink ya coffee
And then see me, out by my hatch-a-back for copies!,
Nu-oooooooo-ude Love.

[ORION]

Fuck off, cock sucker!!!!!!!

Nobody wants you around here, sputtering empty promises!!!!!!!

Fucking ass pie.
the only thing I can send is a picture of a picture but then you still would believe me so I will need to get one with my beer and them in it

[peewee's lovechild]

Alright, Alright
Ha,
I Wrote this next one when I broke up with my girlfriend, cause I slept with her friend and then I dumped the both of them
And I think everyone can relate to the blues, like they had after I dropped them like two hot rocks,

Nude Love
Moves over me
Like a storm
Since you were born,
Nude Love
There something in your eye,
And I re-A-Lize,
In the sky!,

NUDE LOVE

Wait, hang on I got trouble with the G.,
Krankin-Smoking, here we go,

Tapes available out in the parking lot,
10 dollars for tapes
15 for CD
But drink ya coffee
And then see me, out by my hatch-a-back for copies!,
Nu-oooooooo-ude Love.


Dude, seriously . . . fuck you.

I waited all day on 11/02/07.

Everyone was saying that you weren't going to come through. I defended your sorry ass. I believed in you.

I had faith in you.

Now you're dead to me . . . like god.

I hope you die in the middle of you sexual re-assignment surgery.

[CuckingFunt]

Is that her in your avatar?No. My avatar is Sindee, the former marketing gimmick used for Cinnamon Altoids.

[Melmart1]

Cinnamon Altoids are the shit. And so is Sindee.

[samikeyp]

No. My avatar is Sindee, the former marketing gimmick used for Cinnamon Altoids.

Ahh...for some reason, that is my image of you. :)

[ORION]

Dude, seriously . . . fuck you.

I waited all day on 11/02/07.

Everyone was saying that you weren't going to come through. I defended your sorry ass. I believed in you.

I had faith in you.

Now you're dead to me . . . like god.

I hope you die in the middle of you sexual re-assignment surgery.
your making me sad .....shut up and just wait. change your pad while your at it because you sound like your menstruating

[CuckingFunt]

Cinnamon Altoids are the shit. And so is Sindee.http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/2953/sindy01zx7.jpg

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9697/sindy02ij1.jpg

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/7773/sindy04bc0.jpg

I like Sindee better than her mints.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'd freshen her breath.

[ORION]

I can't get a good enough picture

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, I only got 9/13. I guess I am just not as literate as some folk here. The fact that I was on the phone at the time might have had something to do with it.Still doin' the phone sex job?

[Melmart1]

Still doin' the phone sex job?
Only part time, for extra christmas cash. Nothing says lovin' like a cheap pair of earrings you buy your sister with money earned by panting heavily over the phone.

[samikeyp]

Only part time, for extra christmas cash. Nothing says lovin' like a cheap pair of earrings you buy your sister with money earned by panting heavily over the phone.

That was you? :nerd

:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Only part time, for extra christmas cash. Nothing says lovin' like a cheap pair of earrings you buy your sister with money earned by panting heavily over the phone.

And, what number would one have to dial to get a hold of you?

I'd be glad to help you buy your sister some earrings.

[peewee's lovechild]

That was you? :nerd

:lol

Pervert.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sindee is fucking hot!!!!!!!

Exactly the type of chick I like.

[CuckingFunt]

"54-46 That's My Number/Ball and Chain" by Sublime is a good song (songs?), and that's only partly due to the fact that they sample porn.

[peewee's lovechild]

Red hair, long legs, pale skin . . . . mmmmm, mmmm, mmmmmm.

I like.

[CuckingFunt]

Sindee is fucking hot!!!!!!!

Exactly the type of chick I like.I don't know why they ever got rid of her.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't know why they ever got rid of her.

Because the marketing agency they went with is run by faggots.

[CuckingFunt]

I think that everything on the whole planet should be marketed by pin-up girls.

[samikeyp]

I would agree. It worked in the 30's and 40's

Need to see some more Betty Page.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think that everything on the whole planet should be marketed by pin-up girls.

Pin-up girls should work with me.

[CuckingFunt]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/112/dita07mz0.jpg

[samikeyp]

Nice.

[CuckingFunt]

Need to see some more Betty Page.http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9339/bettie03mt4.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

God damn Bettie Page was fucking hot!!!!!!!

[samikeyp]

Nicer!

Somehow....I can picture the Funt in that picture. :)

[CuckingFunt]

Pin-up girls should work with me.They could restock the shelves wearing little 40's inspired skirt suits and sexy glasses.

I'd frequent that library.

[peewee's lovechild]

Can you post some Suicide Girls pictures??

I would be much obliged.

[1369]

Gretchen Mol looked the part.

http://z.about.com/d/worldfilm/1/0/_/W/gretchen_mol2.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Can you post some Suicide Girls pictures??

I would be much obliged.I don't happen to have any.

But here's some Masuimi:

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/7637/masuimi06be6.jpg

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/324/masuimi04uu5.jpg

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/408/masuimi02bg0.jpg

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/3466/masuimi16ol7.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

They could restock the shelves wearing little 40's inspired skirt suits and sexy glasses.

I'd frequent that library.

I wouldn't leave the library.

[peewee's lovechild]

Gretchen Mol looked the part.

http://z.about.com/d/worldfilm/1/0/_/W/gretchen_mol2.jpg

Yes she did.

And, that was a damn good movie.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck.

Now I'm going to have to start a Suicide Girls thread.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/7637/masuimi06be6.jpg



This picture does things to me that I can't explain.

Good god damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1369]

I've always liked the works of former playmate Jennifer Janesko.

[CuckingFunt]

I like the vintage stuff: Vargas, Petty, and especially Elvgrin.

[to21]

Katt does some cool tats of pinups. She also did a photo shoot as one and didn't look too bad.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1285/847719863_3772a8412c.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

Katt does some cool tats of pinups. She also did a photo shoot as one and didn't look too bad.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1285/847719863_3772a8412c.jpg

I think she's hot, but her show's got nothing on Miami Ink.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Fuck.

Now I'm going to have to start a Suicide Girls thread.include Quinne if you could.

[1369]

I like the vintage stuff: Vargas, Petty, and especially Elvgrin.

Reckon some of Nagel's stuff could be considered as a pin up?

[CuckingFunt]

her show's got nothing on Miami Ink.
Agreed.

And she's never been my favorite artist on either show. I prefer Chris Garver's stuff, and really like Hannah's work on "LA Ink."

[Melmart1]

Red hair, long legs, pale skin . . . . mmmmm, mmmm, mmmmmm.

I like.
What the hell? I thought you didn't like redheads. Or did all that flirting with marini martini last night change your mind? :vomit:

Seriously, you should be disowned for that shit.

[CuckingFunt]

Reckon some of Nagel's stuff could be considered as a pin up?It usually is these days.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

What the hell? I thought you didn't like redheads. Or did all that flirting with marini martini last night change your mind? :vomit:

Seriously, you should be disowned for that shit.

That was most troubling.
Based on that, can we add necrophillia to peewee's long list of fetishes and kinks?

[CuckingFunt]

That was most troubling.Yes it was.

That was the kind of thing that could make a girl wonder how flattered she should be at recieving his attention.

[jman3000]

blaze... seriously... if you post that picture again im gonna kick your ass.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Yes it was.

That was the kind of thing that could make a girl wonder how flattered she should be at recieving his attention.

You already have to battle for his attention with ashbeeigh.
That right there should be all the proof you need.

[jman3000]

that ass kicking goes out to keda too.

[jman3000]

... and shoog... gotta cover my bases.

[Melmart1]

Yes it was.

That was the kind of thing that could make a girl wonder how flattered she should be at recieving his attention.
At this point, I am thinking he just needs female and a pulse. Doesn't exactly sweep a girl off her feet.

[samikeyp]

At this point, I am thinking he just needs female and a pulse. Doesn't exactly sweep a girl off her feet.

To quote the Diceman...."two tits, a hole and a heartbeat" is all he needs.

Who doesn't like redheads?

[peewee's lovechild]

What the hell? I thought you didn't like redheads. Or did all that flirting with marini martini last night change your mind? :vomit:

Seriously, you should be disowned for that shit.

I was just giving her shit about the red head stuff. I was bored and I wanted to piss her off.

But, in all seriousness, I dig red heads.
Red hair and pale skin is tops for me, just slightly above (by the narrowest of margins) black hair and pale skin.

Add red lipstick to either, and I'd be a walking orgasm.

[peewee's lovechild]

Agreed.

And she's never been my favorite artist on either show. I prefer Chris Garver's stuff, and really like Hannah's work on "LA Ink."

I like Kat's portraits, but I'll agree that Garver is the better artist.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yes it was.

That was the kind of thing that could make a girl wonder how flattered she should be at recieving his attention.

It's all about you and Mel.

You know better than that.

[samikeyp]

and I'd be a walking orgasm.

Like you're not now?

[CuckingFunt]

It's all about you and Mel.

You know better than that.I know, I know. I'm just being a silly goose.

[peewee's lovechild]

Like you're not now?

No, I don't have my Mel and Funt here.

I'd die of an orgasm overdose if they were both here.

[peewee's lovechild]

I know, I know. I'm just being a silly goose.

You're silliness is damaging my reputation.

[to21]

I think she's hot, but her show's got nothing on Miami Ink.

That's because L.A. < Miami

[Melmart1]

You're silliness is damaging my reputation.
Not quite as much as your grammar.

[samikeyp]

You're silliness is damaging my reputation.

Yeah...that's what it is.

[CuckingFunt]

Dammit... I don't wanna go to class.

[Melmart1]

Dammit... I don't wanna go to class.
I don't wanna work, I want to go take a nap!

[Melmart1]

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Melmart1, FromWayDowntown


It's just you and me. :eyebrows

[samikeyp]

Oops...should I leave? :)

[peewee's lovechild]

Not quite as much as your grammar.

What the hell's going on with my grammar these days??

Shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oops...should I leave? :)

Yes.

Mel and I have things to do.
You can't watch.

[samikeyp]

Yes.

Mel and I have things to do.
You can't watch.

I wasn't talking to you, you fucking piece of fucktard smegma.

[Melmart1]

I wasn't talking to you, you fucking piece of fucktard smegma.
:oops Whoa, I have never seen Mikey so enflamed. Me likey :eyebrows

[FromWayDowntown]

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Melmart1, FromWayDowntown


It's just you and me. :eyebrows

I'm your huckleberry . . . .

:hungry:

[peewee's lovechild]

:oops Whoa, I have never seen Mikey so enflamed. Me likey :eyebrows

You should see him when his hemroids flame up.

[Melmart1]

You should see him when his hemroids flame up.
Seriously. Dictionary. Online. Try it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Seriously. Dictionary. Online. Try it.

http://ezinearticles.com/?Hemroids---Causes-and-Treatments&id=723386

[peewee's lovechild]

Seriously. Dictionary. Online. Try it.

http://www.hemroids-information.com/

[samikeyp]

You should see him when his hemroids flame up.

The only hemorrhoid around here is you, assmonkey.

Dictionary.com....try it for a change.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://www.hemroidspictures.com/

[peewee's lovechild]

The only hemorrhoid around here is you, assmonkey.

Dictionary.com....try it for a change.

http://www.hemroidspictures.com/

[peewee's lovechild]

The only hemorrhoid around here is you, assmonkey.

Dictionary.com....try it for a change.

Assclown, click on the link.

It's a bit of information for your next hemroid surgery.

http://www.steadyhealth.com/hemroid_surgery_procedure_t60623.html

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Rachel Weisz and Keira Knightley in back to back movies on the USA Network.
:clap

[peewee's lovechild]

You can spell it either way, I was just taking the lazy way out.

[peewee's lovechild]

Rachel Weisz and Keira Knightly in back to back movies on the USA Network.
:clap

If they're not naked, I'm not interested.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Talking about male sphincters is bayd, m'kay?

[peewee's lovechild]

Talking about male sphincters is bayd, m'kay?

:lol :lol :lol

[Melmart1]

Talking about male sphincters is bayd, m'kay?
Peewee is the one who is always starting it ... coincidence? I think not ...

[samikeyp]

Mr. Mackey references...always cool. :tu

[Viva Las Espuelas]

blaze... seriously... if you post that picture again im gonna kick your ass.:corn:

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

blaze... seriously... if you post that picture again im gonna kick your ass.

Since when did you become camera shy?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:corn:

Too much of a pussy to do it yourself?

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee is the one who is always starting it ... coincidence? I think not ...

Just a coincidence.

[jman3000]

Since when did you become camera shy?

when i started looking like a retard with bad facial hair.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

when i started looking like a retard with bad facial hair.

Okay, but that wasn't just recently...

[jman3000]

buuuurn.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Too much of a pussy to do it yourself?man, is that an e-threat?!
like i said i'll be in san antonio for thanksgiving if there's a need to discuss anything, jimmy.

[jman3000]

im sad now... if it wasnt for this group of girls, who for some odd reason all have spectacular boobs, sitting next to me... i'd cry.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

buuuurn.

I thought maybe it was because you were put on some terrorist watch list.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://a481.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/101/l_08837326f657565e8f8a5a0788fe9ea0.jpg

[to21]

man, is that an e-threat?!
like i said i'll be in san antonio for thanksgiving if there's a need to discuss anything, jimmy.
:corn:

[peewee's lovechild]

:corn:

Viva's not the same since they took his tits away.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

man, is that an e-threat?!
like i said i'll be in san antonio for thanksgiving if there's a need to discuss anything, jimmy.

How is that question a threat?

I simply asked if you were too big of a cavernous vagina (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cavernous+vagina) to come right out and say you wanted to kick my ass rather than just make insinuations that you'll discuss something over the Thanksgiving holidays.

[jman3000]

if it wasnt for me, i'd really like that picture... that prego alchy really moves me.

[peewee's lovechild]

How is that question a threat?

I simply asked if you were too big of a cavernous vagina to come right out and say you wanted to kick my ass rather than just make insinuations that you'll discuss something over the Thanksgiving holidays.

He'd beat you silly with those tits of his.

That is, if Kori ever gives them back to him.

[jman3000]

i will punch JB in the nuts and walk away briskly... that's how i roll.

[peewee's lovechild]

that prego alchy really moves me.

I bet she really puts out.

[peewee's lovechild]

i will suck JB's nuts and walk away briskly... that's how i roll.

Fixed.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

How is that question a threat?

I simply asked if you were too big of a cavernous vagina to come right out and say you wanted to kick my ass rather than just make insinuations that you'll discuss something over the Thanksgiving holidays.i'm fascinated with your long windness. i guess Greensheet calls for that.

[peewee's lovechild]

Maybe I should've gone with FIFY.

[1369]

http://a481.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/101/l_08837326f657565e8f8a5a0788fe9ea0.jpg

http://www.tinderboxmusic.com/images2/Petersnewfan-01.jpg

/Just sayin'

[peewee's lovechild]

i'm fascinated with your long windness. i guess Greensheet calls for that.

Greensheet?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i will punch JB in the nuts and walk away briskly... that's how i roll.http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11064621/8_Inch_Newtonian_Reflector_Telescope_With_Motor_Cl ock_Driver.jpg
.......................don't mention it

[peewee's lovechild]

/Just sayin'

But can he sing?

Because, Dave Grohl can't.

[jman3000]

wtf? that's not even close.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Greensheet?

He's calling my writing abilities into question because he's at the end of his rope after being proven a hypocrite last week.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You know, when he claimed to be above high school-type stuff and immediately threatens me.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I guess I could talk shit about his job or something, but who really gives a shit enough to retain most of what he types?

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm still not getting the Greensheet reference.

I'm feeling lost here.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm still not getting the Greensheet reference.

I'm feeling lost here.

It's the community classified newspaper he uses to burn in order to heat his house in the winter. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greensheet)

[peewee's lovechild]

http://a481.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/101/l_08837326f657565e8f8a5a0788fe9ea0.jpg



I just want J to threaten me.

I haven't been threatened in a while.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's the community classified newspaper he uses to burn in order to heat his house in the winter. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greensheet)

That shit burns fast.

I'd go with Mesquite, maybe even Hickory.
But, I'd also throw in a brisket.

Maybe invite a good looking lady (like Mel) and make a couple of love scenes while the fire is burning and the brisket is a-cooking.

[jman3000]

I just want J to threaten me.

I haven't been threatened in a while.

using a saying my dad used to say... although in a different size...

i will stick my size 13's up your ass if you dont do your homework.


and :lol ... usually only girls call me J.

[peewee's lovechild]

using a saying my dad used to say... although in a different size...

i will stick my size 13's up your ass if you dont do your homework.


and :lol ... usually only girls call me J.

Somehow, this threat didn't go like I had planned.

[jman3000]

i will... cut you?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i will... cut you?

That's a good Mexican.

[jman3000]

i think only patrick davis knows how much of an ass i can be.

[samikeyp]

Maybe invite a good looking lady (like Mel) and make a couple of love scenes while the fire is burning and the brisket is a-cooking

Yeah..."Selected Short Subjects"

[peewee's lovechild]

i will... cut you?

There we go!!

You've made me proud carnal!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

He's calling my writing abilities into question because he's at the end of his rope after being proven a hypocrite last week.http://www.booreview.com/images/the_big_lebowski_the_dude_donny_walter_sobchak.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah..."Selected Short Subjects"

My pinga being of short stature is public knowledge.