Free Quattro Razor (9)

[peewee's lovechild]

The "American" point of view? What exactly is that? Cus as an American, I would like to know what I am supposed to think. I bet what I really think and what I am supposed to think are two different things.

It had a lot to do with the American society feeling shameful and guilt about sex. It's true, way too much is made about sex in America.

Although, not all Americans think this way. I'd be very accepted in Japan if they would get to know me.

[jman3000]

I'm a CL fool today. Third listing coming up.

If somebody needs a 4GB SDHC card, let me know.
cuanto?

[ORION]

I went to Japan one time with my karate teacher and met this girl and we danced but I was chased all over town by some bullies and this big storm came and the bully and I saved this little girl. That was a great time .............wait a minute...

[jman3000]

i have a 1 gig... but i'd rather have a way to seperate my videos and my pictures.

[Melmart1]

It had a lot to do with the American society feeling shameful and guilt about sex. It's true, way too much is made about sex in America.

Although, not all Americans think this way. I'd be very accepted in Japan if they would get to know me.
You would stick out like a sore thumb in many ways. First, the color of your skin obviously. Then your need to tell people to shove produce up the ass would offend. Produce is not cheap! Nowhere to grow it. Oh, and then your drinking thing ... but the funniest would be your height.

Even at your height, you would be one of the taller ones there. :lol It amazed me how short people are. I am 5'6" and towered over almost all the women, and was just about the same height as about half the men, and the other half weren't much taller.

[jman3000]

You would stick out like a sore thumb in many ways. First, the color of your skin obviously. Then your need to tell people to shove produce up the ass would offend. Produce is not cheap! Nowhere to grow it. Oh, and then your drinking thing ... but the funniest would be your height.

Even at your height, you would be one of the taller ones there. :lol It amazed me how short people are. I am 5'6" and towered over almost all the women, and was just about the same height as about half the men, and the other half weren't much taller.

so at 6'3" are you telling me i could be king of japan?

[samikeyp]

Mel-zirra! :)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

cuanto?

For you? $60.

[jman3000]

:lmao asshole.

dont they retail for around 40 bucks?

[jman3000]

i saw a 10 dollar price drop there... im wearing you down.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lmao asshole.

dont they retail for around 40 bucks?

I've been seeing the SDHC cards for about $80.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i saw a 10 dollar price drop there... im wearing you down.

Well, I felt bad having jobbed you on fucking the Beeville girl for only a big fruit salad.

[jman3000]

:lol

i came out ahead on that deal :smokin:

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol

i came out ahead on that deal :smokin:

You did? Cause I would have gone higher.

$50 for the card. I haven't touched it.

[jman3000]

You did? Cause I would have gone higher.

$50 for the card. I haven't touched it.
i actually would have gone as low as one of those black spurs wristbands that HEB sold a couple years ago. big fruit salads can be quite expensive nowadays.


i can do 60. i dont wanna rape you.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i actually would have gone as low as one of those black spurs wristbands that HEB sold a couple years ago. big fruit salads can be quite expensive nowadays.


i can do 60. i dont wanna rape you.

Sold!

I'm going to be heading downtown this afternoon... meet you somewhere there?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And I meant sold on the card, not the rape.

[jman3000]

im gonna be busy in just a little bit..... i get out of prison tomorrow at around 5 or 6. would manana work for you too?

[peewee's lovechild]

You would stick out like a sore thumb in many ways. First, the color of your skin obviously. Then your need to tell people to shove produce up the ass would offend. Produce is not cheap! Nowhere to grow it. Oh, and then your drinking thing ... but the funniest would be your height.

Even at your height, you would be one of the taller ones there. :lol It amazed me how short people are. I am 5'6" and towered over almost all the women, and was just about the same height as about half the men, and the other half weren't much taller.

I'm not really drinking anymore, so that wouldn't be a problem. And, I could hold off telling people to shove produce up their asses, especially if I have to provide said expensive produce.

I can't do anything about my height. I'm tall, even for a Mexican. Well, not that tall, but taller than most in the Valley.

[peewee's lovechild]

Mel-zirra! :)

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

im gonna be busy in just a little bit..... i get out of prison tomorrow at around 5 or 6. would manana work for you too?

I'll be at Harlandale Stadium at that time tomorrow.

You at class? What time do you get out?

[jman3000]

that's actually why im gonna be busy... im going to class. ill get out around 6ish, but im meeting up with a small group of people to study. i probably wont be free til around 10 ish i reckon.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

that's actually why im gonna be busy... im going to class. ill get out around 6ish, but im meeting up with a small group of people to study. i probably wont be free til around 10 ish i reckon.

Check your PM.

[jman3000]

Check your PM.
LIES!

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[jman3000]

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Private Messages: 1 Unread, Total 250.

oops

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

LIES!

Private Messages: 0 Unread, Total 249

Refresh.

And you might want to clear out some of those.

[jman3000]

i like to live life on the edge.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i like to live life on the edge.

Obviously. (http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Beeville,+TX,+United+States+of+America&sa=X&oi=map&ct=title)

[ashbeeigh]

are jb and jman going on a j-date?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

are jb and jman going on a j-date?

As soon as my jfoot kicks you in your jvagina.

[Mister Sinister]

jvagina?

[peewee's lovechild]

As soon as my jfoot kicks you in your jvagina.

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[ashbeeigh]

As soon as my jfoot kicks you in your jvagina.

You'd best start running chinky. I'll kick you in your jvagina first.

[Mister Sinister]

I really want to whip a lobster at someone's face.

[ashbeeigh]

okay. I'm sorry. That was mean. I need to go back to work.

[Mister Sinister]

okay. I'm sorry. That was lame. I need to go back to work.
FIFY.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

okay. I'm sorry. That was mean. I need to go back to work.

We need to talk to your boss and see about something getting done to get your breaks shortened. All this free time you seem to find to log on here and post your nonsense has got to stop!

[ORION]

:sleep

[peewee's lovechild]

For some strange reason . . . I feel like using a lobster to whip somebody's face.

It would have to be a live lobster.
And, no rubber bands on the claws.

[Mister Sinister]

For some strange reason . . . I feel like using a lobster to whip somebody's face.

It would have to be a live lobster.
And, no rubber bands on the claws.
Well, of course. That much goes without saying.

[peewee's lovechild]

As a matter of fact, I would love to tiger whip someone's face.

Meaning, that I would use a dismembered tiger paw with all it's claws out to whip someone's face.

That would rule all!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Sinister]

I want to cobra whip someone.

[ORION]

As a matter of fact, I would love to tiger whip someone's face.

Meaning, that I would use a dismembered tiger paw with all it's claws out to whip someone's face.

That would rule all!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to Stone Fish slap someone in the face

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Somebody remind me to kick Ashbeeigh in the box and shove her the next time I see her.

[ORION]

Somebody remind me to kick Ashbeeigh in the box and shove her the next time I see her.
I'll put a reminder in my outlook

[Melmart1]

so at 6'3" are you telling me i could be king of japan?
yessir!

[peewee's lovechild]

I want to cobra whip someone.

That's taking it waaaaay to far.

Go shove a cobra up your ass.

[ORION]

Stone Fish slapping hoes since 93

[Mister Sinister]

That's taking it waaaaay to far.

Go shove a cobra up your ass.
I think I'd rather shove my cobra up your ass.

[to21]

Member of the slapahoe tribe since birth.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I think I'd rather shove my cobra up your ass.

http://purehost.realityconfusion.com/love-connection-logo.jpg

[batman2883]

Stone Fish slapping hoes since 93


boulder worms slapping beyotches since 1884

[peewee's lovechild]

I think I'd rather shove my cobra up your ass.

Dude, I already told you . . . that ain't ever going to happen.

You need to find another tree to bark up to.

[batman2883]

http://www.tubearoo.com/articles/83024/Aqua_Teen_Hunger_Force_Ezekial.html

ha ha ha ha ha ha

[peewee's lovechild]

http://purehost.realityconfusion.com/love-connection-logo.jpg

Fucking asshole.

I resent this.

I will burn down the Quattro for this.

[to21]

MeeeeeeeeeeatWad!

[peewee's lovechild]

Anyway, I have surgery in less than a month.

I fear Karma's getting ready to kick me in the ass.
I hope it doesn't.

**And, no . . . it's not a gender re-assignment surgery**

[peewee's lovechild]

MeeeeeeeeeeatWad!

Meatwad is one funny mofo.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Fucking asshole.

I resent this.

I will burn down the Quattro for this.

Be sure to remove Shagia's cobra from your ass before you get started.

[to21]

Meatwad is one funny mofo.

We have a big black guy at my work who talks like him.

The fact that he is black might not mean anything.

I just thought I'd mention he was black.

[peewee's lovechild]

Be sure to remove Shagia's cobra from your ass before you get started.

Fuck that shit.

On another note, I had no idea my goodlookingness was so powerful to even attract those of the same sex.

I'm quite impressed with myself.

[peewee's lovechild]

We have a big black guy at my work who talks like him.

The fact that his black might not mean anything.

I just thought I'd mention he was black.

You sure seem to like the fact that he's black.

[to21]

You sure seem to like the fact that he's black.

:lol

No, but I do like the fact he talks like Meatwad.

In fact, when he is not around I call him Meatwad.

[Mister Sinister]

Fuck that shit.

On another note, I had no idea my goodlookingness was so powerful to even attract those of the same sex.

I'm quite impressed with myself.
It's not your looks, my friend. It's the thought of how I'd make you scream that might attract me.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's not your looks, my friend. It's the thought of how I'd make you scream that might attract me.


According to SanjayaFrost, you're a taker not a giver.

Even then, I'm very not interested in your homosexual attraction to me.

Ugh, let me be gentle:

It's not you, it's me.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just don't dig on someone shoving a penis up my ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't roll like that.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, if you like it . . . hey, then roll with it.

[Mister Sinister]

I don't roll like that.
And that's why I'd enjoy it. You ever hear of sadism?

[peewee's lovechild]

And that's why I'd enjoy it. You ever hear of sadism?

So, you're a sadist fag?

Damn, you're hardcore.

[Mister Sinister]

So, you're a sadist fag?

Damn, you're hardcore.
Oh, I was a right little sadist long before I figured out I was bi. What can I say? I enjoy causing pain.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm scared.

I wish Mel was here to hold me.

[to21]

Thundercats:

http://www.tubearoo.com/articles/568/Thundercats_bloopers.html

[Mister Sinister]

Fuck yeah, Thundercats.

[CuckingFunt]

Thundercats is the best thing ever.

[Melmart1]

I'm scared.

I wish Mel was here to hold me.
Sorry, I was out shopping. Priorities, ya know.

[ShoogarBear]

Who the fuck decided that "The Today Show" needed to be four hours long? That's fucking ridiculous.Technically, it would have to be 24 hours long to live up to its name.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm not really drinking anymore, so that wouldn't be a problem. And, I could hold off telling people to shove produce up their asses, especially if I have to provide said expensive produce.

I can't do anything about my height. I'm tall, even for a Mexican. Well, not that tall, but taller than most in the Valley.

:lmao :lmao

Ah shit! That statement alone made me post in this piece of shit thread.

[ShoogarBear]

SilBlack comes in to post height smack?

[ShoogarBear]

I thought that would have been beneath her.

[ShoogarBear]

:smokin

[peewee's lovechild]

:lmao :lmao

Ah shit! That statement alone made me post in this piece of shit thread.

Notice that I said in the Valley.

I can't boast of that here in San Antonio.

[CuckingFunt]

Being sick sucks.

Really, really sucks.

[marini martini]

^^^ Am praying to Buda, you get bedder quick

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I still don't know whether to take Midge and Sil's protest of the very thing they created as utterly sad, obscenely stupid or something I don't give care about, yet wonder why they've made such a boastful exit.

[CuckingFunt]

I still don't know whether to take Midge and Sil's protest of the very thing they created as utterly sad, obscenely stupid or something I don't give care about, yet wonder why they've made such a boastful exit.
Their presence is greatly missed, which would throw me into the pouty baby "I hate those stinky faces" category.

But that could just be the fever.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I thought that would have been beneath her.look who she's dating, dude.

[ashbeeigh]

I must have been to busy this summer to discover the greatness that is sara bareilles.

[peewee's lovechild]

^^^ Am praying to Buda, you get bedder quick

Budda's a bastard.

I rubbed his belly in some Chinese restaurant and I didn't get rich.

That cocksucker is nothing but false adverstising.

[peewee's lovechild]

I must have been to busy this summer to discover the greatness that is sara bareilles.

I remember Sara Hernandez from my sophomore year.

She had such a nice ass and gave great head.

[CuckingFunt]

Budda's a bastard.

I rubbed his belly in some Chinese restaurant and I didn't get rich.

That cocksucker is nothing but false adverstising.
So, then, I suppose I shouldn't get too excited about feeling better thanks to marini's prayer?

[ashbeeigh]

^^^ Am praying to Buda, you get bedder quick

:lmao

Buda? Near Kyle? Or Buddha the God?

[peewee's lovechild]

So, then, I suppose I shouldn't get too excited about feeling better thanks to marini's prayer?

I think your cough medicine will do more than Budda ever could.

[CuckingFunt]

I think your cough medicine will do more than Budda ever could.
That's not good to hear, because the cough syrup is doing pretty much nothing.

[Melmart1]

Fuck you, Sandra! You can't come in here and have a ball when you gave it up with Midge! You are either here, or not. You can't hide behind his big speech and then chime in when its convenient for you to make a funny point. Get your funny points elsewhere ...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Fuck you, Sandra! You can't come in here and have a ball when you gave it up with Midge! You are either here, or not. You can't hide behind his big speech and then chime in when its convenient for you to make a funny point. Get your funny points elsewhere ...

I gotta agree.

It's like they abandoned their child at the fire station.

[ROFL]

:lmao

[The Sun]

Good morning!! Have a great day.

[ORION]

I don't even know Charles Bronson

[samikeyp]

Good morning!! Have a great day.

None of that happy horse shit in the Quattro!

Now go make me some breakfast, bitch.

[ORION]

big big boobs .........stay close to me ..........

[ORION]

there's a lady whos boobs glitter like gold and she's making it hard for me to work. when she turns around she knows that her boobs are so nice and with a lean she can get what she came for

[to21]

We don't believe you anymore dude.

[ORION]

We don't believe you anymore dude.
well then I'm living in a great fantasy world

[peewee's lovechild]

This is all bullshit.

[Mister Sinister]

I fucking hate having to close on my own. Some douchefuck co-worker called in sick. Bastard probably just didn't want to work.

[peewee's lovechild]

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peewee's lovechild, tlongII, mrsmaalox

Well . . . hello there.

:eyebrows

[mrsmaalox]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (3 members and 1 guests)
peewee's lovechild, tlongII, mrsmaalox

Well . . . hello there.

:eyebrows
Hi. I was thinking you'd be too busy assailing Pheno-whatever to have time for me today :spin

[peewee's lovechild]

Hi. I was thinking you'd be too busy assailing Pheno-whatever to have time for me today :spin

Na, he went home so he could enlist daddy's help.

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck you, Sandra! You can't come in here and have a ball when you gave it up with Midge! You are either here, or not. You can't hide behind his big speech and then chime in when its convenient for you to make a funny point. Get your funny points elsewhere ...

Wow.

Well . . . first off, I never once said I gave up or am protesting the Quattro. I've been pretty busy here at work which is why I haven't been online much. And when I do catch up on this thread, I have like 15 pages to read. I do think (9) is a piece of shit though. As far as me hiding behind midge's speech, Ha . . . I'm southside, I don't hide from shit. I've been in this thread long enough to "chime in" when ever I so damn please.

:makeout

[peewee's lovechild]

Wow.

Well . . . first off, I never once said I gave up or am protesting the Quattro. I've been pretty busy here at work which is why I haven't been online much. And when I do catch up on this thread, I have like 15 pages to read. I do think (9) is a piece of shit though. As far as me hiding behind midge's speech, Ha . . . I'm southside, I don't hide from shit. I've been in this thread long enough to "chime in" when ever I so damn please.

:makeout

Lame.

[ORION]

cat fight !!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Wow.

Well . . . first off, I never once said I gave up or am protesting the Quattro. I've been pretty busy here at work which is why I haven't been online much. And when I do catch up on this thread, I have like 15 pages to read. I do think (9) is a piece of shit though. As far as me hiding behind midge's speech, Ha . . . I'm southside, I don't hide from shit. I've been in this thread long enough to "chime in" when ever I so damn please.

:makeout

http://www.babymosesdallas.org/Sign_Sm.jpg

[Silver21_Black20]

Lame.

Don't get me started with you.

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't get me started with you.

:wtf

You take a month of of posting and you come back to chastise me??

[Silver21_Black20]

http://www.babymosesdallas.org/Sign_Sm.jpg

Geez! You guys are never satisfied. It is Melmart, I have too much respect for her to be a bitch to her.

[Silver21_Black20]

:wtf

You take a month of of posting and you come back to chastise me??

Despite not posting, I have read every post in this thread. And I've read all the bullshit and Happy HorseShit you have posted.

[peewee's lovechild]

Geez! You guys are never satisfied. It is Melmart, I have too much respect for her to be a bitch to her.

I was a bitch to her . . . and it landed me on her ignore list.

It was a sad, sad time.

I don't want to talk about this anymore.

[peewee's lovechild]

Despite not posting, I have read every post in this thread. And I've read all the bullshit and Happy HorseShit you have posted.

I resent that.

I have not posted any happy horeshit at all!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

The bullshit, though . . . I can't argue against that.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't yet know where I stand on the recent drama.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Geez! You guys are never satisfied. It is Melmart, I have too much respect for her to be a bitch to her.

http://www.therapist4me.com/mom%20shaking%20baby.gif

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder who would win in a bitch-off between Silblack and Mel.

I'd lean to Sil because she's a southsider, but I'v also felt the wrath of Mel.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't yet know where I stand on the recent drama.

It should be on Vbookie.

[Silver21_Black20]

I wonder who would win in a bitch-off between Silblack and Mel.

I'd lean to Sil because she's a southsider, but I'v also felt the wrath of Mel.

Are you calling me a bitch?

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder who would win in a bitch-off between Silblack and Mel.

I'd lean to Sil because she's a southsider, but I'v also felt the wrath of Mel.Before Sil started dating Midge, I'd have gone with Mel hands down. Now it'd be a toss up.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you calling me a bitch?

No.

Maybe I should have said "cat-fight".

I just felt that term has been overused.

[peewee's lovechild]

Before Sil started dating Midge, I'd have gone with Mel hands down. Now it'd be a toss up.

Midge has made her soft.

[samikeyp]

Mel by a field goal late.

[Silver21_Black20]

http://www.therapist4me.com/mom%20shaking%20baby.gif

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/4349/chinkypq6.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Midge has made her soft.Obviously I don't know either of them in person, but her vulgarity in here has greatly increased since they got together.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://lastrow.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/mexicorn-15.jpg

[Melmart1]

Wow.

Well . . . first off, I never once said I gave up or am protesting the Quattro. I've been pretty busy here at work which is why I haven't been online much. And when I do catch up on this thread, I have like 15 pages to read. I do think (9) is a piece of shit though. As far as me hiding behind midge's speech, Ha . . . I'm southside, I don't hide from shit. I've been in this thread long enough to "chime in" when ever I so damn please.

:makeout
If you had mentioned season tickets and cussed at me, I would have sworned this was a T Park post.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

If you had mentioned season tickets and cussed at me, I would have sworned this was a T Park post.

No way, the grammar and spelling are too good.

[Melmart1]

Geez! You guys are never satisfied. It is Melmart, I have too much respect for her to be a bitch to her.
Awwww .... how sweet. :makeout

But honestly, if you aren't a part of the solution, you are a part of the problem. Quit saying how lame the thread is and do something about it instead. I vote for an e-fight with peewee. Those are always fun and since you know him so well, I am sure you have plenty of ammunition.

[Melmart1]

I resent that.

I have not posted any happy horeshit at all!!!!!!!
Begging for foot porn from an old lady isn't horseshit? I think it is. It really brought you down to a whole new level.

[Melmart1]

I wonder who would win in a bitch-off between Silblack and Mel.

I'd lean to Sil because she's a southsider, but I'v also felt the wrath of Mel.
Us Westsiders can hold our own, thanks!

Or at the very least, we will throw the peroxide we use to orange our hair in your eyes.

[peewee's lovechild]

Awwww .... how sweet. :makeout

But honestly, if you aren't a part of the solution, you are a part of the problem. Quit saying how lame the thread is and do something about it instead. I vote for an e-fight with peewee. Those are always fun and since you know him so well, I am sure you have plenty of ammunition.

I'm a true southsider, from the Brownsville.

As far south as you can get.
We don't cut you, we take your entire family out.

[peewee's lovechild]

Begging for foot porn from an old lady isn't horseshit? I think it is. It really brought you down to a whole new level.

I didn't beg.

But, I can see how it brought me down to a whole new level.

[CuckingFunt]

Begging for foot porn from an old lady isn't horseshit? I think it is. It really brought you down to a whole new level.In all fairness to Peewee, he didn't beg. He just accepted the offer.

[Melmart1]

WOOHOO! My boss from MLN sent me a card saying I got the day off .. .with pay!!! No stories to proof and still in the money! My day suddenly got much better.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

WOOHOO! My boss from MLN sent me a card saying I got the day off .. .with pay!!! No stories to proof and still in the money! My day suddenly got much better.

So you're taking me out tonight?

[CuckingFunt]

WOOHOO! My boss from MLN sent me a card saying I got the day off .. .with pay!!! No stories to proof and still in the money! My day suddenly got much better.At least someone's having a good day.

:depressed

[Melmart1]

So you're taking me out tonight?
Haha, no. I already have dinner plans. Suuuushi! I have been craving sushi for the longest time.

[Melmart1]

At least someone's having a good day.

:depressed
Well, I am still hungover, if that helps.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, I am still hungover, if that helps.Nah... I very seldom take pleasure in other people's misery.

[Silver21_Black20]

Awwww .... how sweet. :makeout

But honestly, if you aren't a part of the solution, you are a part of the problem. Quit saying how lame the thread is and do something about it instead. I vote for an e-fight with peewee. Those are always fun and since you know him so well, I am sure you have plenty of ammunition.

I have been saying how lame these threads are since (1). But, I will be here as much as I can to help regulate. An e-fight with peewee would be comical. He is a pussy.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm eating sandwiches for the 158th workday in a row.

They taste like cardboard now.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have been saying how lame these threads are since (1). But, I will be here as much as I can to help regulate. An e-fight with peewee would be comical. He is a pussy.

Hey!!!

I resemble that remark.

[mrsmaalox]

Begging for foot porn from an old lady isn't horseshit? I think it is. It really brought you down to a whole new level.
Please back up the "old" assumption

[CuckingFunt]

I'm eating sandwiches for the 158th workday in a row.

They taste like cardboard now.Are you sticking with the plan to go vegan? If so, that might explain the cardboardiness.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm having lunch without my life partner.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm having lunch without my life partner.

I don't know what I'm going to do.How come Midge can't join you?

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you sticking with the plan to go vegan? If so, that might explain the cardboardiness.

No.

I never started the vegan plan.

I'm too lazy to implement it.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm having lunch without my life partner.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

I'm sure after lunch you'll stop by his office to suck his cock.

[peewee's lovechild]

How come Midge can't join you?

He disappeared.

Vanished into thin air.

[CuckingFunt]

No.

I never started the vegan plan.

I'm too lazy to implement it.I certainly wouldn't be able to do it. I like soy milk, but not that much.

[samikeyp]

I'm sure after lunch you'll stop by his office to suck his cock.

Again?

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm sure after lunch you'll stop by his office to suck his cock.

Last time my hand got stuck in his uterus.

He likes that kind of shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

My life partner is here.

And, he brought a salad with him.

I think he caught the gay.

[Melmart1]

Please back up the "old" assumption
Fuck you. I don't have to back up shit.

[Silver21_Black20]

My life partner is here.

And, he brought a salad with him.

I think he caught the gay.

Keep the door to your office open.

Ya bunch of homos!

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck you. I don't have to back up shit.

:corn:

[peewee's lovechild]

Keep the door to your office open.

Ya bunch of homos!

I sense your frustration of not being able to convert him.

You have failed as a woman.

Don't blame me for this.

[mrsmaalox]

Fuck you. I don't have to back up shit.
Nothing huh? I figured as much.

[Melmart1]

My life partner is here.

And, he brought a salad with him.

I think he caught the gay.
Tell him I said hello. And to go fuck himself. But, tell him I said it with a smile :)

[peewee's lovechild]

Tell him I said hello. And to go fuck himself. But, tell him I said it with a smile :)

I can't repeat what he said for fear of suffering your wrath.

[Melmart1]

I can't repeat what he said for fear of suffering your wrath.
I don't shoot messengers.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't shoot messengers.

Still . . . I fear The Mel.

[samikeyp]

I don't shoot messengers.

I do, but only if Mel asks. :)

[Silver21_Black20]

I sense your frustration of not being able to convert him.

You have failed as a woman.

Don't blame me for this.

I didn't fail. Maybe you are just too good at being a FAG.

[Melmart1]

http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2007/11_07_07_guinness_world_record/images/main_image.jpg

So what "records" will peewee and Midge send into Adam and Eve? My money is on longest prostate massage.

[peewee's lovechild]

I didn't fail. Maybe you are just too good at being a FAG.

I am, afterall, a giver.

[peewee's lovechild]

Tell him I said hello. And to go fuck himself. But, tell him I said it with a smile :)

Midge asked me to deliver this message:

Shit stained balls.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I am, afterall, a giver.

How did Shagia giving you his cobra go?

[Silver21_Black20]

So what "records" will peewee and Midge send into Adam and Eve? My money is on longest prostate massage.

You wanna set our own "record?" :eyebrows

[peewee's lovechild]

How did Shagia giving you his cobra go?


I am, afterall, a giver.

[peewee's lovechild]

You wanna set our own "record?" :eyebrows

It was so much better when you weren't here.

All this quasi-lesbian talk deminishes my chances with Mel.

[Fat Bones]

oops errr wrong thread

[Melmart1]

You wanna set our own "record?" :eyebrows
I'll do things to you that Midge never could. Or is too gay to try.

[Silver21_Black20]

It was so much better when you weren't here.

All this quasi-lesbian talk deminishes my chances with Mel.

Sorry to break it to you, but you never had a chance with Mel.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sorry to break it to you, but you never had a chance with Mel.

I'm starting to realize that.

:depressed

[samikeyp]

All this quasi-lesbian talk deminishes my chances with Mel.

Dude...if the ladies want to let the lesbian talk fly....this is a good thing.

Moron.

[samikeyp]

I'm starting to realize that.

Starting?

[peewee's lovechild]

Dude...if the ladies want to let the lesbian talk fly....this is a good thing.

Moron.

Lick my taint.

[peewee's lovechild]

Starting?

Well, I was holding on to hope.

[samikeyp]

Lick my taint.

Now look who's caught the gay.

[Melmart1]

Midge asked me to deliver this message:

Shit stained balls.
Well, now I know he is the giver and you are the receiver. I really didn't need to know that, ya know!

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, now I know he is the giver and you are the receiver. I really didn't need to know that, ya know!

But . . . how can you . . . that doesn't even . . . fuck!!!

I should've known this was gonna happen.

I'll never be the messenger again.

[samikeyp]

But . . . how can you . . . that doesn't even . . . fuck!!!

I should've known this was gonna happen.

I'll never be the messenger again.

Sounds like Midge was the messenger and he was giving you the message.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sounds like Midge was the messenger and he was giving you the message.

Sounds like you have it all planned out.

You need to see Ashbeeigh so you can pray the gay away.

(fuck, that rhymed at the end . . . I'm impressed with myself)

[Melmart1]

Sounds like Midge was the messenger and he was giving you the message.
Midge was definitely giving something to peewee, but I don't need to know any details.

[peewee's lovechild]

Midge was definitely giving something to peewee, but I don't need to know any details.

So much for not shooting the messenger.

[Melmart1]

So much for not shooting the messenger.
I promised not to shoot. I said nothing of bitch slapping.

[peewee's lovechild]

I promised not to shoot. I said nothing of bitch slapping.

I should've known.

[Melmart1]

I should've known.
Coulda, shoulda, woulda!

[peewee's lovechild]

Coulda, shoulda, woulda!

EASTWOOD-A!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Bullshit.

All of it.

[ShoogarBear]

Yawn.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Bullshit.

All of it.

What she said.

[peewee's lovechild]

Shhhhhh.

Did you hear that?

I just farted.

[Melmart1]

Shhhhhh.

Did you hear that?

I just farted.
Are you sure it wasn't a shart? Because that gape on the cake looks awfully big to have been just a fart.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you sure it wasn't a shart? Because that gape on the cake looks awfully big to have been just a fart.

:lol :lol :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

You can fit a watermelon in that gape.

I'd hate to be that poor son of a bitch.

[Melmart1]

You can fit a watermelon in that gape.

I'd hate to be that poor son of a bitch.
I swear it looks like a man. I think Midge was trying to tell us something there.

[CuckingFunt]

I swear it looks like a man. I think Midge was trying to tell us something there.It has a dick, of course it's a man.

[peewee's lovechild]

I swear it looks like a man. I think Midge was trying to tell us something there.

I've been wondering why his "stretching" exercises have taken on a homosexual tone.

[Melmart1]

Oh, and a big fat FUCK YOU to peewee for posting a comment on my MySpace. I was perfectly happy to just spy on my kid brother and not have anything written on the page except my name. Then you have to go and fuck it up by adding shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh, and a big fat FUCK YOU to peewee for posting a comment on my MySpace. I was perfectly happy to just spy on my kid brother and not have anything written on the page except my name. Then you have to go and fuck it up by adding shit.

:depressed

I thought it would be a kind and thoughtful sentiment.

I guess I was wrong.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm tired of getting my ass kicked by Mel.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm done.

[Melmart1]

:depressed

I thought it would be a kind and thoughtful sentiment.

I guess I was wrong.
Stop being so damned sensitive.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Q: What is the sexiest word in the world?
A: Eighteen.

[Shelly]

It's 5 o'clock and time for a margarita.

Or ten.

[marini martini]

It's 5:09, time to take my bra off :lol

[Melmart1]

It's 5 o'clock and time for a margarita.

Or ten.
I agree with this assessment. :tu

[Shelly]

I agree with this assessment. :tu

You should be having plenty of bday margaritas!!

[Melmart1]

You should be having plenty of bday margaritas!!
Oh I will! The fun starts in half an hour. Until then I am incredibly bored! :lol

[jman3000]

gay.

[jman3000]

i need some new random girl to start messaging me so i can go drive 5 hours outta the way to find out she's a rhino.

[jman3000]

im hungry. real hungry.

i might rob one of the hobos under the freeway and go buy a subway or something.

but first i have to call JB and see if he can bring his rickshaw down here so i can pay him.

[jman3000]

what's somebody got to do to have a drunk conversation with somebody up in this piece?

[jman3000]

there are some pretty ugly dudes with some nice looking ladies here... that guy was like... 5'4 max. what givs?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I was catching up with my old mentor from back in the day when you supposedly called.

I'll be in the newsroom in the morning, Pleasanton HS midday and back to Alamo Stadium for the Chili Bowl in the evening.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Oh, and there was a ZStomp sighting at the Frontier Bowl tonight.

[Mister Sinister]

I saw the teacher who taught my junior English class in high school yesterday. It was awesome. The guy let me pull the "gullible isn't in the dictionary" trick on this preppy bitch in my class.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k242/rstrn/6eade9c2e81428ec4f402774a9cf4f9emp2.jpg

(please move or delete if this is more Troll forum friendly)

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b12/Mary1er/pope.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

I will get 5,000 by the end of this week. Book it. Just fyi.

[Melmart1]

I will get 5,000 by the end of this week. Book it. Just fyi.
Nobody gives a shit.

[marini martini]

I hate payin' off loans :madrun

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I will get 5,000 by the end of this week. Book it. Just fyi.

How you doin'?

[Melmart1]

How you doin'?
Are you pulling a Joey on ashbeeigh? :vomit:

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Are you pulling a Joey on ashbeeigh? :vomit:

Huh?

Well, it sounds better than pulling a train...

[Melmart1]

Huh?

Well, it sounds better than pulling a train...
Now I am the one confused :lol

You were pulling a Joey from Friends by asking her that. He only did that when he was hitting on a girl, and the though of you hitting on ashbeeigh because she is about to reach 5,000 posts is :vomit: -inducing. Actually, hitting on her for any reason is vomit-worthy.

I don't get the train reference, but then again I need a nap right about now.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Now I am the one confused :lol

You were pulling a Joey from Friends by asking her that. He only did that when he was hitting on a girl, and the though of you hitting on ashbeeigh because she is about to reach 5,000 posts is :vomit: -inducing. Actually, hitting on her for any reason is vomit-worthy.

I don't get the train reference, but then again I need a nap right about now.

:lol

For some reason, I saw 5,000 and assumed it was dollars... :lol

Oh, and pulling a train. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pulling+a+train)

[Melmart1]

:lol

For some reason, I saw 5,000 and assumed it was dollars... :lol

Oh, and pulling a train. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pulling+a+train)
Pulling a train? Just call the bitch a slut!

And so you thought ashbeeigh was banking and pulled a Joey? What a golddiger!

[marini martini]

Yeah, I agree w/ JB, I thought she was talking money :lol

And when Mel said pullin a Joey, I thought Joey was Thomas the train engines best friend. :toast

Not too much on t.v. right now :rolleyes

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Pulling a train? Just call the bitch a slut!

And so you thought ashbeeigh was banking and pulled a Joey? What a golddiger!

I ain't sayin' I'm a gold digger, but I ain't messing with no broke bitches.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm gone for two days and JB starts hitting on Assbeeigh??

Wasamadda brah, you like sloppy seconds??

[Melmart1]

I'm gone for two days and JB starts hitting on Assbeeigh??

Wasamadda brah, you like sloppy seconds??
You reminding us of your past indiscretions is just as :vomit: -inducing! :madrun

[ashbeeigh]

Are you pulling a Joey on ashbeeigh?


I thought he was too. I was kind of confused.

[Melmart1]

I thought he was too. I was kind of confused.
This is because you are an idiot.

[ashbeeigh]

This is because you are an idiot.

whatever. When both of us were thinking the same thing it's a "moot" point in my opinion.

[Melmart1]

whatever. When both of us were thinking the same thing it's a "moot" point in my opinion.
Nobody "cares" about your opinion.

[peewee's lovechild]

whatever. When both of us were thinking the same thing it's a "moot" point in my opinion.

Quit hitting on Mel.

Respect the boundries of territorial pissing.

[Melmart1]

Quit hitting on Mel.

Respect the boundries of territorial pissing.
She wasn't hitting on me. Disgusting! You are NOT winning any points when you try to do that.

[peewee's lovechild]

She wasn't hitting on me. Disgusting! You are NOT winning any points when you try to do that.

I was just trying to keep her off my woman.

I think it worked.

[Melmart1]

I was just trying to keep her off my woman.

I think it worked.
How can that have worked if she was never "on" me? Methinks you are exaggerating a bit.

[peewee's lovechild]

How can that have worked if she was never "on" me? Methinks you are exaggerating a bit.

It was just a bout of jealousy.

I'm over it now.