Free Quattro Razor (9)

[peewee's lovechild]

Plus, we missed the details of round two!

That went on for quite a while.

Just check the span of time in between posts.

That will tell you something.

[peewee's lovechild]

My penis is no longer angry with me.

[peewee's lovechild]

NO, that would piss me off because then he could beat me and I don't like losing.

I'd let you beat me.

And, there's more than one meaning for that statement.

[samikeyp]

Where the fuck are the promised pictures???

You want to see Orion's wood?

[peewee's lovechild]

You want to see Orion's wood?

I want the pictures of all the hot chicks that work with him.

He promised them by 11/01/07.

Fucking twat lied.

[T Park]

This shit is UNACCEPTABLE in the quattro. Fuck you, T Park.


blah blah blah

[ORION]

I want the pictures of all the hot chicks that work with him.

He promised them by 11/01/07.

Fucking twat lied.
you said 11/2/07. don't worry they will come.
I was talking to one of them right now and she said that she went to the gym last night and worked out hard then took a shower. I said " A Shower ? , Really ? ...Tell me about it"
she laughed and I got hard again

[T Park]

Nice find by Johnny the tracking what your listening to on Sirius on your Sig.

:tu

[Viva Las Espuelas]

you said 11/2/07. don't worry they will come. sure did. i remember that. maybe someone can go back and post where this was stated.

[peewee's lovechild]

you said 11/2/07. don't worry they will come.
I was talking to one of them right now and she said that she went to the gym last night and worked out hard then took a shower. I said " A Shower ? , Really ? ...Tell me about it"
she laughed and I got hard again

You have until tomorrow, then.

You will find a horses head on your bed when you wake up on 11/03/07 if I don't get those pictures on 11/02/07.

[ORION]

You have until tomorrow, then.

You will find a horses head on your bed when you wake up on 11/03/07 if I don't get those pictures on 11/02/07.
I just got a great idea. they all have pictures of themselves at their desk. I can take some quick pics of those. they are in bikinis

[peewee's lovechild]

I just got a great idea. they all have pictures of themselves at their desk. I can take some quick pics of those. they are in bikinis

What a glorious workplace you have.

[Melmart1]

I just woke up from a nap. I want to go back to sleep. Sleep is wonderful.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just woke up from a nap. I want to go back to sleep. Sleep is wonderful.

Sleeping with me is just as wonderful.

[T Park]

Sleep owns all...

[ORION]

What a glorious workplace you have.
yes I do. I am surrounded by 5 nice looking chicks. 2 have fakies ,1 has big ones that are real and the other 2 have nice tails ... :wakeup

[Melmart1]

Sleep owns all...
You think everything owns all. Shut up.

[T Park]

Not true.

You think everything is wonderfull. You shut up.

[Melmart1]

Not true.

You think everything is wonderfull. You shut up.
You must have me mistaken for someone else. Eat another pizza bread and shut up.

[T Park]

Eat another pizza bread and shut up.

Good lord. I pack my own lunch. Not even I would eat anything out here.

[Melmart1]

Good lord. I pack my own lunch. Not even I would eat anything out here.
And yet you make others eat it. What a piece of garbage you are.

[to21]

These pictures you speak of..................please share with everyone.

All the hoes that work at my office are fugly. It has been a long time fantasy to be able to do a co-worker, then treat her like shit so she has to quit.

Nah, I'm just playing.............................the hoes at my office are butt ugly.

[to21]

That went on for quite a while.

Just check the span of time in between posts.

That will tell you something.

Too much work, just tell us you lasted thirty seconds longer this time.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Yeah, I know this is a day late, but I just found it, so shut the fuck up and enjoy it, ingrates.


http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e244/sgtpepper113/holidays/halloween/1c308601aeeb18b002ebe4d2ecc3d98e.gif

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

ORION, I want to see those pics as well.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ORION, I want to see those pics as well.just post them on here. blackout the faces.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Only UCLA students can get into the DethKlok show tonight?!!?
WTF?!?!?!??

[peewee's lovechild]

You must have me mistaken for someone else. Eat another pizza bread and shut up.

Tell him to shove the pizza bread up his ass.

He likes it.

[to21]

Yeah, I know this is a day late, but I just found it, so shut the fuck up and enjoy it, ingrates.


http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e244/sgtpepper113/holidays/halloween/1c308601aeeb18b002ebe4d2ecc3d98e.gif

:lmao

Is the dog looking at her bag or box?

[T Park]

And yet you make others eat it. What a piece of garbage you are.

I don't sell the food.

I wish you morons would get that through your thick skulls.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

From Nathan Explosion:
We’ll see all of you soon so that we may fuck your ear holes with our sound cocks. until then go die.

Nathan

[peewee's lovechild]

He doesn't sell it.

He just shoves it up his ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

After he's done shoving it up little boys asses.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

:lmao

Is the dog looking at her bag or box?

Could be bagS!
You never know!

[peewee's lovechild]

I read a reggae article by a guy named "Stevie B".

What a fucking fag name for a writer.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e244/sgtpepper113/holidays/halloween/1c308601aeeb18b002ebe4d2ecc3d98e.gif

Shit like this makes me want to fuck cartoons.

[T Park]

After he's done shoving it up little boys asses.

dude wtf did I say about that shit..

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I read a reggae article by a guy named "Stevie B".

What a fucking fag name for a writer.

All the hoodrats in San Antonio just dropped their skirts...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_eASzCQO8s

[peewee's lovechild]

dude wtf did I say about that shit..

The shit on the little boys' asses??

I don't think you've talked about that.

[peewee's lovechild]

All the hoodrats in San Antonio just dropped their skirts...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_eASzCQO8s

The Stevie B I'm talking about, although just as gay, is a supposed writer, not a performer.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The Stevie B I'm talking about, although just as gay, is a supposed writer, not a performer.

How do you know it's not the same guy?

I can't imagine the entertainer really saved all his money to ensure his retirement.

[peewee's lovechild]

How do you know it's not the same guy?

I can't imagine the entertainer really saved all his money to ensure his retirement.

Because there's a picture of him on the magazine.

He's gay as shit.

He's from the Corpus Christi area.

Where gays are born and bred.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

In keeping with the theme of San Antonio's finest hoodrats, the selection of DJ Laz videos on YouTube is woefully inadequate.

[Melmart1]

I don't sell the food.

I wish you morons would get that through your thick skulls.
Don't try to distance yourself from it, moron. You hire them to sell it, dontcha? You are helping to ensure doctors of the world continue to make money off of heart surgeries. Congratulations.

[jman3000]

some waitress at the BWW at brooks city base gave me her number last night. that's never happened before.

she was white too.. what the fuck was she doing on that side of town?

[T Park]

You hire them to sell it, dontcha?

:lol

I have zippo to do with anything the carnival does.

I just operate rides.

Thats it, thats all.



some waitress at the BWW at brooks city base gave me her number last night. that's never happened before.

she was white too.. what the fuck was she doing on that side of town?




Dude, thats my friggen spot man.

I go there to watch every spurs road game. WTF were you doing there?!?!?

[jman3000]

leeching off the wifi on my laptop before i headed out beyond any signals. also didnt want to listen to the last quarter in my car.. so i watched the end of the spurs ame.

[T Park]

Dude if your there next time, don't be a stranger, the next tall cold one is on me.

I love that place for Spurs games. The trivia is great, the food is good, drinks are cold, and the waitresses sometimes are smokin hot.

[peewee's lovechild]

I guess BWW is the place.

If Tpark is buying, then I'm there.

[T Park]

If Tpark is buying, then I'm there.




only if you bring hookers and blow

[ORION]

man I'm over here giggling like homer simpson ..... hehehehehheeheheh

[T Park]

man I'm over here giggling like homer simpson ..... hehehehehheeheheh




Whatcha reading homey?

[to21]

man I'm over here giggling like homer simpson ..... hehehehehheeheheh

Why is Marge playing with your balls?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

only if you bring hookers and blowdude, he gave that up. his gag reflexes aren't that good.

[T Park]

:lmao Wheres the rim shot smilie at someone had the other day :lol

[ORION]

Whatcha reading homey?
I guess you haven't heard that I've moved to another team here and work. So I am know surrounded by nice looking women and they are all friendly with low cut shirts :downspin:

[ORION]

Why is Marge playing with your balls?
hey Marge is hot

[T Park]

So I am know surrounded by nice looking women and they are all friendly with low cut shirts

awesome.

Now if you can get one to "help with a project" and fuck em on the desk your golden.

[ORION]

awesome.

Now if you can get one to "help with a project" and fuck em on the desk your golden.
that would be a bad idea because the other girls would get jealous of the girl I'd have on my desk then that would mess it all up......we have a broom closet

[Melmart1]

I think Orion is full of shit. He doesn't have hot chicks. I don't believe a word he says without evidence.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think Orion is full of shit. He doesn't have hot chicks. I don't believe a word he says without evidence.

I heard that.

[T Park]

we have a broom closet

cramped but effective :tu

[Melmart1]

Why is it that T Park reminds me of the 40-year-old Virgin when he tries to talk about sex? I wonder if he has grabbed any titties that feel like sandbags lately.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

.............titties that feel like sandbags lately.now that's what i'm talking about. that last "pig" i went out with had some amazing cans. what a slut she was. <sigh>

[peewee's lovechild]

Why is it that T Park reminds me of the 40-year-old Virgin when he tries to talk about sex? I wonder if he has grabbed any titties that feel like sandbags lately.

He probably has a model of a vagina somewhere in his house.

He studys the vagina-model so that he'll be well equiped with vagina knowledge when he should first encounter a vagina.

[Melmart1]

He probably has a model of a vagina somewhere in his house.

He studys the vagina-model so that he'll be well equiped with vagina knowledge when he should first encounter a vagina.
I bet his favorite porn star is Cherry Poppins.

[peewee's lovechild]

now that's what i'm talking about. that last "pig" i went out with had some amazing cans. what a slut she was. <sigh>

Why would you want to fuck a pig when you can just pick up any ol' fat, drunk bitch in some random bar?

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet his favorite porn star is Cherry Poppins.

I bet he has a copy of "Tabu" under his bed.

[peewee's lovechild]

His collection of Playboy's go back to 1965.

He also has some old school Hustler mags from the 70s that show chicks with hairy bushes.

[Melmart1]

I bet T Park thinks Deep Throat is only about Watergate.

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet Tpark jacks off to Nixon.

[Melmart1]

I bet Tpark jacks off to Nixon.
"That's right, Tricky Dick! Play with my balls, too!"

[peewee's lovechild]

"That's right, Tricky Dick! Play with my balls, too!"

:lol :lol :lol

Fuck, I just read that with the Nixon voice from Futurama.

That's some seriously funny shit!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if Tpark has a plush Ronald Reagan doll that he sodomizes every night.

[peewee's lovechild]

"Nancy could never do this to you!!!"

[CuckingFunt]

I just woke up from a nap. I want to go back to sleep. Sleep is wonderful.Sleep is sometimes too wonderful. I almost slept too late to go to my first class this morning.

[Melmart1]

He thinks Ronald Reagan is his Rushmore. And that he belongs on there, too.

[ORION]

I think Orion is full of shit. He doesn't have hot chicks. I don't believe a word he says without evidence.
hold on. I don't want to seem too creepy.

[peewee's lovechild]

He thinks Ronald Reagan is his Rushmore. And that he belongs on there, too.

Reagan's nose would take up all of Rushmore.

[peewee's lovechild]

They should make a sculpture of Alzeihmer's Reagan.

That would be fun.

[Melmart1]

Reagan's nose would take up all of Rushmore.
T Park has a thing for big noses. He is hot after Jews and Gonzo from the Muppets.

[peewee's lovechild]

There would be a caption on the bottom that reads:

"Nancy, that you?"

[T Park]

Ya know peewee you talk alot of shit for a guy that loves to take vegetables up the ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

T Park has a thing for big noses. He is hot after Jews and Gonzo from the Muppets.

So, if he fucks a Jew . . . would he do it wearing curly hair extensions on either side of his temples.

[T Park]

They should make a sculpture of Alzeihmer's Reagan

Not cool dude.

[T Park]

So, if he fucks a Jew . . . would he do it wearing curly hair extensions on either side of his temples.

no thanks, they have that annoying accent.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ya know peewee you talk alot of shit for a guy that loves to take vegetables up the ass.

I talk about people shoving produce up their asses.

You need to read the posts so you don't sound like a douche bag.

[Melmart1]

Not cool dude.
My granmother died of Alzheimer's and I took care of her for two years before she died. And you know what?

That joke is still fucking funny. Asshole.

[peewee's lovechild]

Not cool dude.

I didn't say it would be cool.

I said it would be funny.

[T Park]

You need to read the posts so you don't sound like a douche bag.

Your the only douche bag around here pal.

[CuckingFunt]

Why is it that T Park reminds me of the 40-year-old Virgin when he tries to talk about sex? I wonder if he has grabbed any titties that feel like sandbags lately.Fo' sho.

[peewee's lovechild]

no thanks, they have that annoying accent.

That's true.

Plus, they murdered your lord and saviour.

[T Park]

My grandmother has alzheimers right now.

Sorry if im not dying laughing.

[peewee's lovechild]

Your the only douche bag around here pal.

You would know what a douche bag is, seeing how you douche daily for that oh-so-fresh feeling.

[ORION]

wait a minute how do I know these pictures won't get out

[CuckingFunt]

Not cool dude.Your cool gauge is waaaaaaay off.

[peewee's lovechild]

My grandmother has alzheimers right now.

Sorry if im not dying laughing.

You should hide her car keys.

Only then will you understand the hillarity behind it all.

[T Park]

Your cool gauge is waaaaaaay off.


Today it is obviously.

[peewee's lovechild]

wait a minute how do I know these pictures won't get out

I give you my word.

[CuckingFunt]

no thanks, they have that annoying accent.For instance, why are racial jokes about Jews okay?

[T Park]

You should hide her car keys.

Only then will you understand the hillarity behind it all.



She had to be put in a home it was so bad.

[Melmart1]

So, if he fucks a Jew . . . would he do it wearing curly hair extensions on either side of his temples.
Matchmaker Matchmaker
I'll bring the veil
You bring the groom
Slender and pale


Would T Park wear a yarmulke at his wedding, or the veil?

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if Nancy ever hid Ronnies keys and blamed him for losing them only to laugh her ass off at the confused look on his face.

[T Park]

For instance, why are racial jokes about Jews okay?

Cause they are evil bastards.

[T Park]

For instance, why are racial jokes about Jews okay

I believe thats anti semetic (spelling sucks) not racist.

[peewee's lovechild]

Matchmaker Matchmaker
I'll bring the veil
You bring the groom
Slender and pale


Would T Park wear a yarmulke at his wedding, or the veil?

But, how would they do the chair lift with him?

Judging by his girth, they would need the entire synogogue to make this happen.

[ORION]

I give you my word.
no ..............you made fun of me one time :cry

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder if Nancy ever hid Ronnies keys and blamed him for losing them only to laugh her ass off at the confused look on his face.The cruelest part of this joke isn't even the prank.

It's letting an old man with Alzheimer's have keys in the first place. He really shouldn't have been driving in that condition.

[T Park]

Would T Park wear a yarmulke at his wedding, or the veil?


I hate Hannukah so I would never marry a jew.

[peewee's lovechild]

She had to be put in a home it was so bad.

A home filled with Alzeihmers patients would be the funniest thing on the planet.

[Melmart1]

My grandmother has alzheimers right now.

Sorry if im not dying laughing.
I swear T Park always can relate to every situation ...

Sexual abuse? A cousin of his was victimized
Alzheimer's? His grandma has it
Playing golf? He has a great handicap!
Sex in a broom closet? Done it!
Sex with a man? Yep, he takes it up the ass!

[peewee's lovechild]

Cause they are evil bastards.

I believe Christians have them beat on that one.

[T Park]

udging by his girth, they would need the entire synogogue to make this happen.

Just use a rascal.

[peewee's lovechild]

no ..............you made fun of me one time :cry

I'll do it on a daily basis if I don't get the fucking pictures.

[T Park]

I swear T Park always can relate to every situation ...

Sexual abuse? A cousin of his was victimized
Alzheimer's? His grandma has it
Playing golf? He has a great handicap!
Sex in a broom closet? Done it!
Sex with a man? Yep, he takes it up the ass!

The last two have never happened.

[Melmart1]

I believe thats anti semetic (spelling sucks) not racist.
It makes you a prejudiced bigot either way. There, feel better about not being a racist?

[T Park]

I believe Christians have them beat on that one

No the Muslims have caught and passed us on that one.

[T Park]

It makes you a prejudiced bigot either way. There, feel better about not being a racist?

Yes it does thank you.

[peewee's lovechild]

Just use a rascal.

Fucking hell for the bastards that have to lift your fat ass.

[T Park]

A home filled with Alzeihmers patients would be the funniest thing on the planet.

It is kinda funny on mail day.

[Melmart1]

No the Muslims have caught and passed us on that one.
You know nothing of history.

[CuckingFunt]

I believe thats anti semetic (spelling sucks) not racist.Either way, why is it better? Or more acceptable?

Because it doesn't personally effect you?

Homophobic jokes are okay as long as they're not about child abuse, because that brings up a bad personal memory for you. And anti-semetic jokes are okay, but not a mention of someone's mental state because the particular disease brings up a bad personal memory for you.

Self-centered fucker, aren't you?

[peewee's lovechild]

No the Muslims have caught and passed us on that one.

Fuck that noise.

Christians have racked up an all time high.

The Inquistion and the Holocaust alone surpass anything the Muslims have ever done.

[T Park]

Fucking hell for the bastards that have to lift your fat ass

no need to lift, I just buzz along the floord.

Do you even know what a Rascal is you halfwitted twat?

[T Park]

Either way, why is it better? Or more acceptable?

Because it doesn't personally effect you?

Homophobic jokes are okay as long as they're not about child abuse, because that brings up a bad personal memory for you. And anti-semetic jokes are okay, but not a mention of someone's mental state because the particular disease brings up a bad personal memory for you.

Self-centered fucker, aren't you?




"worry about yourself. Cause no one else is worrying about you"

[peewee's lovechild]

no need to lift, I just buzz along the floord.

Do you even know what a Rascal is you halfwitted twat?

do you even know anything about Jewish wedding rituals you uncultured, illiterate, ignorant fuck??

[Melmart1]

Self-centered fucker, aren't you?
Yep. The world revolves around T Park, dontcha know? I bet that revolution takes longer than it takes earth to go around the sun.

[T Park]

The Inquistion and the Holocaust alone surpass anything the Muslims have ever done.




I think the planes flying into the building passed up the holacaust.

No less evil, but just as putrid.

[peewee's lovechild]

"worry about yourself. Cause no one else is worrying about you"

The world is out to get Tpark.

[T Park]

Yep. The world revolves around T Park, dontcha know?

Please.

This coming from the person that bitches about playing darts like we give a shit...

[CuckingFunt]

"worry about yourself. Cause no one else is worrying about you"You've got it flipped around, I'm afraid.

No one else is concerned about you, because you're far too concerned with yourself.

[T Park]

The world is out to get Tpark.

the man has it out for me.

[CuckingFunt]

I think the planes flying into the building passed up the holacaust.

No less evil, but just as putrid.You're joking, right?

[peewee's lovechild]

I think the planes flying into the building passed up the holacaust.

No less evil, but just as putrid.

THAT IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT I'VE EVER READ IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Holocaust = 6 MILLION JEWS KILLED

9/11 = about 2,500 people killed


Yea, it's oh-so-much worse!!

You fucking ignorant twat!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Please.

This coming from the person that bitches about playing darts like we give a shit...I give a shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yep. The world revolves around T Park, dontcha know? I bet that revolution takes longer than it takes earth to go around the sun.

Fucker is so fat he's got his own gravatational pull.

[T Park]

You've got it flipped around, I'm afraid.

No one else is concerned about you, because you're far too concerned with yourself.

Nope.

Was taught at an early age.

Look out for number 1, cause no one gives a shit about you.

[T Park]

Fine.

You guys win.

[peewee's lovechild]

Please.

This coming from the person that bitches about playing darts like we give a shit...

This coming from the person who bitches about his boy toy cousin getting raped and his grammy all crazy and shit . . . like we give a fuck.

[Melmart1]

Please.

This coming from the person that bitches about playing darts like we give a shit...
I don't bitch about it. I love it. I am heading off in an hour or so to go play, as a matter of fact.

[peewee's lovechild]

Tpark would make a great Muslim because he doesn't make much about the Holocaust.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Wow. TPark is an anti-semite? I never would have guessed it.

/Best friend is Jewish.

[peewee's lovechild]

That fucker wants proof that it actually happened.

[peewee's lovechild]

When he gets the proof, he'll say "that's what they get for killing my Jesus."

[Melmart1]

Wow. TPark is an anti-semite? I never would have guessed it.

/Best friend is Jewish.
But ... at least he is not racist!

[peewee's lovechild]

Fucking trailer park, redneck white trash.

[CuckingFunt]

But ... at least he is not racist!He's not self centered either.

He just looks out for number 1.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm glad the Jews killed Jesus.

[peewee's lovechild]

They shouldve gone after that Mary bitch as well.

[peewee's lovechild]

They shouldve gang banged Mary.

[peewee's lovechild]

Right underneath the cross as Jman was dying.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder what would've happened if Budda was nailed to a cross instead.

[peewee's lovechild]

We would've all been eating with chop sticks.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

This'll make for some interesting GTGs when my boy Adam comes back to Texas for the holidays.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm fucking freezing all of a sudden.

[peewee's lovechild]

Johnny Blaze would rule supreme on ST.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm fucking freezing all of a sudden.

Blame the Jews of California.

[CuckingFunt]

Blame the Jews of California.But I'm not an anti-semite.

[peewee's lovechild]

But I'm not an anti-semite.

Still, eveyone else is doing it.

[CuckingFunt]

Still, eveyone else is doing it.I'm my own woman.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Me getting yelled at by a Jew.

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v142/168/118/29600598/n29600598_34609551_4568.jpg

[Melmart1]

He's not self centered either.

He just looks out for number 1.
While filling the world with number 2.

[CuckingFunt]

This thread took away my horny.


Again.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

This thread took away my horny.


Again.

As do many things on SpursTalk.

[CuckingFunt]

As do many things on SpursTalk.This is true.

[peewee's lovechild]

This thread took away my horny.


Again.

I can fix your horny . . . like I did last night.

:eyebrows

[peewee's lovechild]

Why would a Chinaman be taking shit from a Jew?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Why would a Chinaman be taking shit from a Jew?

Because he's my best friend and he surprised me by yelling, sticking his tounge out and snapping a photo all at the same time.

[peewee's lovechild]

Because he's my best friend and he surprised me by yelling, sticking his tounge out and snapping a photo all at the same time.

Your friend surprises you by using "sticking" his tounge out?

Is that a euphamism?

[peewee's lovechild]

I need a Jew friend.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would also like a Muslim friend.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would force my friends to fight all the time.

[Melmart1]

I would also like a Muslim friend.
I fucked a muslim once. He was the harriest bastard I ever had. Ate pussy like you wouldn't believe, though.

Then there was the Muslim who once told me that my long, red fingernails were more suited to whores than ladies. I don't think they have the same level of devotion to their religion :lol

[CuckingFunt]

I fucked a muslim once. He was the harriest bastard I ever had. Ate pussy like you wouldn't believe, though.

Then there was the Muslim who once told me that my long, red fingernails were more suited to whores than ladies. I don't think they have the same level of devotion to their religion :lolI wouldn't have pegged Mel as a long, red fingernails girl.

[peewee's lovechild]

I fucked a muslim once. He was the harriest bastard I ever had. Ate pussy like you wouldn't believe, though.

Then there was the Muslim who once told me that my long, red fingernails were more suited to whores than ladies. I don't think they have the same level of devotion to their religion :lol

That would mean they fucked an infidel.

God damn, now I'm even more attracted to you!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

But, a muslim eating you out can mean only one thing . . . he probably thought you looked like a camel.

That doesn't bode well for your looks, Mel.

[Melmart1]

I wouldn't have pegged Mel as a long, red fingernails girl.
My fingernails are alwys long, but rarely red. I usually go for a more neutral color. But I was wearing Fuck-Me-Red lipstick that night, so my nails had to match.

[peewee's lovechild]

I may have to change my mind about how hot Mel is.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hah!

He was going "Blah!" to everybody in the room and snapping photos.

[Melmart1]

But, a muslim eating you out can mean only one thing . . . he probably thought you looked like a camel.

That doesn't bode well for your looks, Mel.
You are overthinking this. All it means is he wanted me to give him head in return.

[peewee's lovechild]

You are overthinking this. All it means is he wanted me to give him head in return.

I don't want to finally get in good with you only to find out that you look like a camel . . . or that certain parts of your anatomy are camelesque.

So, I'll proceed with caution.

[Melmart1]

I don't want to finally get in good with you only to find out that you look like a camel . . . or that certain parts of your anatomy are camelesque.

So, I'll proceed with caution.
I don't wear my jeans so tight that you can see my lips, if that's what you mean.

[Melmart1]

And I told peewee that his lust for me wouldn't last long. But I didn't think it would be due to my genitalia. In fact, I would have thought that was a reason for it to continue.

[CuckingFunt]

My fingernails are alwys long, but rarely red. I usually go for a more neutral color. But I was wearing Fuck-Me-Red lipstick that night, so my nails had to match.I stopped wearing colored nail polish when I got into photography.

But red nails and lips? You saucy little minx!

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't wear my jeans so tight that you can see my lips, if that's what you mean.

That's not what I meant, and I'm dissappointed.

[Melmart1]

I stopped wearing colored nail polish when I got into photography.

But red nails and lips? You saucy little minx!
:eyebrows

[peewee's lovechild]

And I told peewee that his lust for me wouldn't last long. But I didn't think it would be due to my genitalia. In fact, I would have thought that was a reason for it to continue.

My lust for you has yet to die.

And, I would love nothing more than to become aquainted with your genitalia.

It's just that those dirty muslims have a thing for fucking camels, and what not. I'm surprised that they would fall for such a beauty as you.

Such is the power and beauty of Melissa.

[Melmart1]

That's not what I meant, and I'm dissappointed.
You don't love me anymore. Just admit it. You can go back to ashbeeigh now.

[CuckingFunt]

You can go back to ashbeeigh now.Please don't encourage the return of that foul crush.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Why would you want to fuck a pig when you can just pick up any ol' fat, drunk bitch in some random bar?oh she wasn't a pig as in a fat ass. she was just a "pig". i can't believe i even dated her, but her cans were something else.

[Melmart1]

It's just that those dirty muslims have a thing for fucking camels, and what not. I'm surprised that they would fall for such a beauty as you.


He was born and raised in the United States :lol It's not like he grew up a camel jockey! He drove a Mercedes. Hell, I would like a camel like that!

[peewee's lovechild]

You don't love me anymore. Just admit it. You can go back to ashbeeigh now.

No, I really do have a crush on you.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

wait a minute how do I know these pictures won't get outyou can trust me. i'm not a jackass.

[CuckingFunt]

I need to find a new signature.

T Park's quote was a good push to make me finally ditch the dancing girl, but isn't quite worthy of long term status.

[peewee's lovechild]

He was born and raised in the United States :lol It's not like he grew up a camel jockey! He drove a Mercedes. Hell, I would like a camel like that!

It's embedded in their genetic code.

They just can't have enough of that camel vagina . . . and in some cases, camel ass.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ate pussy like you wouldn't believe, though.
that's a given. they like the smell of curry.

[CuckingFunt]

that's a given. they like the smell of curry.The constant complaints I read both here and in the Troll Forum regarding the unpleasant odor/taste of pussy leaves me very concerned about the nasty trash you guys are hooking up with.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The constant complaints I read both here and in the Troll Forum regarding the unpleasant odor/taste of pussy leaves me very concerned about the nasty trash you guys are hooking up with.that obviously went above your head.

[CuckingFunt]

that obviously went above your head.No, actually, it didn't.

Just because it was an attempted dig at Mel doesn't negate my observation.

[peewee's lovechild]

The constant complaints I read both here and in the Troll Forum regarding the unpleasant odor/taste of pussy leaves me very concerned about the nasty trash you guys are hooking up with.

I love pussy.
I love the smell of it.
I love the taste of it.

I could have it for breakfast.
I could have it for lunch.
I could have it for dinner.
I could even have it as a midnight snack.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I love pussy.
I love the smell of it.
I love the taste of it.

I could have it for breakfast.
I could have it for lunch.
I could have it for dinner.
I could even have it as a midnight snack.

As long as it doesn't look like green eggs and ham, I think you'll be okay.

[peewee's lovechild]

As long as it doesn't look like green eggs and ham, I think you'll be okay.

Even then, I'd still hit it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Matisyahu rocks, although TPark wouldn't like his music.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I like that one song of his where he's like 'mee maa maa maa mee yo yo yo'

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

This sucks.

Because of the writer's strike, The Daily Show is going on break.

Fuck.

[Melmart1]

Even then, I'd still hit it.
And yet, you have broken off your e-crush on me because you suspect my pussy looks like a camel (though it doesn't). So green eggs and ham, OK. Camels, no. Even peewee has standards.

[CuckingFunt]

This sucks.

Because of the writer's strike, The Daily Show is going on break.

Fuck.Noooo!!!

"The Colbert Report," too?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Noooo!!!

"The Colbert Report," too?

Stephen didn't make any mention of it tonight.

[ashbeeigh]

This sucks.

Because of the writer's strike, The Daily Show is going on break.

Fuck.

Thank God for previously recorded episodes of reality TV, though.

[jman3000]

some girl told me that she used to have a boyfriend that could go 6 hours... what the mother fuck? this is what im up against? i can go a long time... but 6 mother fucking hours?

her vag must feel like a sock or something.

[Melmart1]

I am with the writers, though. They are fighting for a part of net residuals (amongst other things) and they deserve that. It's about time the fat cat studios give up a bit of their billions to the people who make it possible for them to wheel and deal.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

LOS ANGELES - The first casualties of a possible Hollywood writers strike could be late-night laughs.

“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” and “The Colbert Report” will almost certainly be forced into reruns by a lack of fresh skits and monologues if writers walk off the job after their current contract expires at midnight Wednesday.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I am with the writers, though. They are fighting for a part of net residuals (amongst other things) and they deserve that. It's about time the fat cat studios give up a bit of their billions to the people who make it possible for them to wheel and deal.

Yeah, one of the things Stewart said as the show was ending is that they now have every TDS show ever online at http://www.thedailyshow.com.

I mean, people like Mel, Kori and myself make money from the internet, why can't the other writers?

[jman3000]

ill be a scab... im sure i can think of a funny thing or 2.

[ashbeeigh]

or two.

[Melmart1]

Yeah, one of the things Stewart said as the show was ending is that they now have every TDS show ever online at http://www.thedailyshow.com.

I mean, people like Mel, Kori and myself make money from the internet, why can't the other writers?
:tu I knew you would agree with me. Old Standards like the movie studios and the music companies (especially!) need to get with the program. There is a whole new outlet to make money and everyone who has a hand in making it possible deserves a peice of the pie.

I was honestly rooting for a strike. Maybe once the studios' bottom line is cut they will have a better appreciation for writers.

[jman3000]

or two.
i will cut your face.

[Trainwreck2100]

just found out on the radio, the JCPenny's men store is selling ............................Power Rangers underwear.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

just found out on the radio, the JCPenny's men store is selling ............................Power Rangers underwear.

Gee, Trainwreck, now all your childhood times of telling people what underwear you wear can now be duplicated well into adulthood, frightening everybody involved while slightly arousing you.

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm not going to buy any, I just think it's awesome.

[jman3000]

:lol @ power rangers undies in men's sizes... are they at least the kind which men now would have watched when they were younger? the originals i mean.

[Melmart1]

Wearing tighty-whities can reduce sperm count and make it harder to conceive. Not that anyone who is wearing Power Rangers underoos has to worry about that ... right Trannywreck?

[Trainwreck2100]

Wearing tighty-whities can reduce sperm count and make it harder to conceive. Not that anyone who is wearing Power Rangers underoos has to worry about that ... right Trannywreck?

How am i supposed to know how hard it was for me to be conceived?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

How am i supposed to know how hard it was for me to be conceived?

I always figured it was the end result of a drunken backseat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic.

[Melmart1]

How am i supposed to know how hard it was for me to be conceived?
:lol You got me there.

[CuckingFunt]

I am with the writers, though. They are fighting for a part of net residuals (amongst other things) and they deserve that. It's about time the fat cat studios give up a bit of their billions to the people who make it possible for them to wheel and deal.Oh, I support their cause, I'm just going to miss my funnies is all.

[CuckingFunt]

some girl told me that she used to have a boyfriend that could go 6 hours... what the mother fuck? this is what im up against? i can go a long time... but 6 mother fucking hours?

her vag must feel like a sock or something.Six hours of play time with occasional breaks from the actual sexin', or six hours of non-stop fucking?

If it's the former, woohoo! The latter... that just doesn't even sound fun.

[Melmart1]

Oh, I support their cause, I'm just going to miss my funnies is all.
Yeah, I figured if you were informed you were. I mean seriously... writers earn 4 cents on each DVD sold for thier effort writing the ENTIRE script. They are asking for 8 cents now ... and the studios won't do it. This is all over 4 cents. Fuck the studios!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Really?

Four... Eight?

Six and STFU and GBTW.

[Melmart1]

Really?

Four... Eight?

Six and STFU and GBTW.
http://www.variety.com/VR1117975166.html


The DVD dispute centers on the 1985 formula, under which homevid residuals were paid on the basis of 20% of wholesale revenues -- equating to scribes receiving about 4¢ for each disc sold. The WGA's seeking a doubling of that rate, asserting it agreed to a discounted deal two decades ago to help the fledgling business survive

Fuck settling for six. For the last 20+ years writers have taken it up the ass on DVD sales. They are a large part of a movie's take, so I think they deserve the 8 cents.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.variety.com/VR1117975166.html



Fuck settling for six. For the last 20+ years writers have taken it up the ass on DVD sales. They are a large part of a movie's take, so I think they deserve the 8 cents.

I don't know any of the particulars. I just took the opportunity to possibly teach you a new internet acronym.

[Melmart1]

I don't know any of the particulars. I just took the opportunity to possibly teach you a new internet acronym.
You know I hate acronyms, you jerk! :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You know I hate acronyms, you jerk! :lol

GBTW!

[CuckingFunt]

It just occurred to me that I have not yet started on the homework that I have due in about seven hours.

Awesome.

[Melmart1]

GBTW!
I am working as I post. Doing research for some work. Oh, and I got invited back to cover another game for that thing I PMed you about! :) So thanks for all your help! :tu

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I am working as I post. Doing research for some work. Oh, and I got invited back to cover another game for that thing I PMed you about! :) So thanks for all your help! :tu

Good job! Now I require eight cents for every story you write in print and four more if it makes it online.

[ShoogarBear]

I mean, people like Mel, Kori and myself make money from the internet, Umm, I bet the writers would prefer you not . . . "help" their arguments. :p:

[Melmart1]

Good job! Now I require eight cents for every story you write in print and four more if it makes it online.
So I owe you 12 cents right now, and 12 cents next month! If you wait long enough, I will be able to give you a whole quarter! Oh, boy! :clap

Oh, and you were right about not getting the state edition here. In fact, I couldn't find a single place that sold the Chron in SA. :( So I gotta order one online I guess.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm pissed.

I called a friend around noon to tell him how a job interview had gone and he starts telling me that he and his co-worker/roommate/ex-girlfriend/friend of mine had something crazy and super-important to tell me and asked if I'd be home an hour later to get their lengthy e-mail about the whole situation, which he said was the immediate resignation today of the courts reporter at the paper they all work at.

I tell him since I have my phone, I have my e-mail. So even if I'm out, I can read it. Go ahead and send it.

I'm still waiting.

Damnit, Brooks!

[ShoogarBear]

How am i supposed to know how hard it was for me to be conceived?Why don't you ask your mom how hard it was?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Umm, I bet the writers would prefer you not . . . "help" their arguments. :p:

Damn, and I was gonna get us some tix to a Wiz game when I went to DC in December or January...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I honestly thought Charles Barkley was going to say, "Krispy Kremes are so good, you'll suck a dick!"

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, and I was gonna get us some tix to a Wiz game when I went to DC in December or January..."Ready To Rule". (TM)

When are you gonna be in town? The Wiz play the Mavs on Jan 21st, which could be fun.

[Trainwreck2100]

Why don't you ask your mom how hard it was?

Cause I'm not a serial killer

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"Ready To Rule". (TM)

When are you gonna be in town? The Wiz play the Mavs on Jan 21st, which could be fun.

Not sure yet. I'll let you know... I was thinking mid-December, but it depends on some stuff down here first.

[ShoogarBear]

Cause I'm not a serial killerShit. Now I have to pretend I understand what this means.

[Melmart1]

Shit. Now I have to pretend I understand what this means.
As long as you don't pretend to understand what something means when you are diagnosing a patient with a fatal disease, then it's OK.

[Trainwreck2100]

Shit. Now I have to pretend I understand what this means.


Serial Killers wet the bed, murder kittens, and ask their mothers how they were conceived.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

As long as you don't pretend to understand what something means when you are diagnosing a patient with a fatal disease, then it's OK.

"No, it's perfectly okay when your lungs look black."

[ShoogarBear]

Serial Killers wet the bed, murder kittens, and ask their mothers how they were conceived.I didn't say ask you how you were conceived.

I said to ask her how hard it was.

:smokin