Free Quattro Razor (9)

[T Park]

I don't even have to respond when you type ignorant shit like this.

You better go look up in the big dictionary what illiterate means.

[peewee's lovechild]

This coming from someone who posted in response to the Red Sox being in the WS

"Well they lost the regular season series to the Yankees"

fucking bandwagoning noob.

Bandwagon????

I've never backed away from being a Yankee fan.

And, am I lying about the Sox losing the regular season series to the Yanks??

But, don't use sports to deflect on your homosexuality.

[Mister Sinister]

You better go look up in the big dictionary what illiterate means.
The big dictionary? As opposed to what, the microscopic dictionary?

[T Park]

Irony truly is lost on the stupid.

thats all you can come back with when brought an irony conscerning you?

Quite hilarious.

[Melmart1]

well see now your grasping.

lazy yes.

illiterate, how could i read or type what im doing if i was.

carnie, yes and make a great living at it.

"fag" uh no.
I was wondering how long it would be before T Park started throwing his money out there. You held out longer than I thought you would. Congrats.

[peewee's lovechild]

You better go look up in the big dictionary what illiterate means.

You better have someone to teach you some grammar, young man.

[T Park]

The big dictionary? As opposed to what, the microscopic dictionary?

nah, you remember the bigger than normal dictionary they used to have had like every word imaginable in it?

Come on.

[peewee's lovechild]

The big dictionary? As opposed to what, the microscopic dictionary?

Well, when he left school in the 5th grade . . . it was referred to as the "big" dictionary.

It had pictures and everything.

[CuckingFunt]

You better go look up in the big dictionary what illiterate means.So should you.


il·lit·er·ate /ɪˈlɪthttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngərhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngɪt/ [i-lit-er-it]
–adjective
1.unable to read and write: an illiterate group. 2.having or demonstrating very little or no education. 3.showing lack of culture, esp. in language and literature. 4.displaying a marked lack of knowledge in a particular field: He is musically illiterate.
–noun
5.an illiterate person.

[Mister Sinister]

Well, when he left school in the 5th grade . . . it was referred to as the "big" dictionary.

It had pictures and everything.
Well played.

[ShoogarBear]

Dayum. Why you gotta bring his gramma into this?

[Mister Sinister]

nah, you remember the bigger than normal dictionary they used to have had like every word imaginable in it?

Come on.
My First Picture Dictionary is outdated.

[Melmart1]

nah, you remember the bigger than normal dictionary they used to have had like every word imaginable in it?

Come on.
You mean the unabridged dictionary? That is what literate folks call it. I believe carnies call it 'the roach killer.'

[Mister Sinister]

Dayum. Why you gotta bring his gramma into this?
I'd say it's because we're all extremely petty.

[peewee's lovechild]

you remember the bigger than normal dictionary they used to have had like every word imaginable in it?

IT HAD PICTURES!!!!!!!!!

[ShoogarBear]

Uh, I've seen pictures of some of you. You're not all pretty.

[ShoogarBear]

Go ahead and hate your neighbor
Go ahead and cheat a friend

[Melmart1]

Uh, I've seen pictures of some of you. You're not all pretty.
You know what else isn't pretty? The quattro when we are done with this petty back-and-forth. :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

You know what else isn't pretty? The quattro when we are done with this petty back-and-forth. :lol

That's because TPark is probably hiding under his double-wide, stroking the hair of his Lil' Bush dildo.

[T Park]

I was wondering how long it would be before T Park started throwing his money out there. You held out longer than I thought you would. Congrats.


i was wondering how long it would be before someone would misinterpret what "makes a good living" by.

But by all means keep assuming out of your ass.

[Melmart1]

i was wondering how long it would be before someone would misinterpret what "makes a good living" by.

But by all means keep assuming out of your ass.
Well, at least you want me to take things out, instead of shoving things in. That is progress. Maybe you are just a bisexual instead of gay. Are you a part of the bear community?

[T Park]

You work at a library and make fun of what I do?

Classic.



You mean the unabridged dictionary? That is what literate folks call it. I believe carnies call it 'the roach killer.'

Thank you.

Whats also funny about you asshats, you dont know any "carnies" other than me.

So all this bullshit "carnie this carnie that" is all pulled out of your ass horseshit.

Kind of what you guys mostly say in here to begin with so it shouldn't matter much.

[Mister Sinister]

You work at a library and make fun of what I do?

Classic.




Thank you.

Whats also funny about you asshats, you dont know any "carnies" other than me.

So all this bullshit "carnie this carnie that" is all pulled out of your ass horseshit.

Kind of what you guys mostly say in here to begin with so it shouldn't matter much.
Do you know any other librarians?

[T Park]

Are you a part of the bear community?


Nah, they like to eat trout all the time and Im more of a shrimp and crab guy.

[T Park]

Do you know any other librarians?


actually yeah i do.

[Mister Sinister]

In b4 crabs joke.

[Mister Sinister]

actually yeah i do.
Fair enough.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I get my carny info from that documentary they did on The Simpsons.

[Melmart1]

Nah, they like to eat trout all the time and Im more of a shrimp and crab guy.
:lmao bear community members don't eat trout, they eat cock.

[T Park]

Fuck.

My mind doesn't delve low enough in the pitts of hell to hang with you guys no question.

Still not leaving though.

[Mister Sinister]

Yeah, no shit. You're up on level 3, we're all down in level 9. Fucking pussy.

[T Park]

bear community members don't eat trout, they eat cock.

Never heard of such a thing.


hell I didnt know tapping your foot in a bathroom constituted what it did till that dumbfuck senator either.

[CuckingFunt]

Whats also funny about you asshats, you dont know any "carnies" other than me.

So all this bullshit "carnie this carnie that" is all pulled out of your ass horseshit.

Kind of what you guys mostly say in here to begin with so it shouldn't matter much.

I've never made any assumptions about carnies.

I think you're an asshole all on your own.

[T Park]

I get my carny info from that documentary they did on The Simpsons.

The people that own the games like him, its pretty true.

The people that own the rides, not even close.

That was a great episode though :lol

Ernest being the voice of the dad made it classic in its self.

[Melmart1]

The Bear community is a subculture in the gay community. "Bears" are usually gay or bisexual men with hairy bodies and facial hair; some are heavy-set, but that is not a requirement. Bears often exhibit an outwardly masculine appearance. Some Bears place great importance on presenting a hyper-masculine image; some may shun interaction with men who display effeminate style and mannerisms.

[T Park]

I've never made any assumptions about carnies.

I think you're an asshole all on your own.


Once again assuming things about people you've never met.

[T Park]

The Bear community is a subculture in the gay community. "Bears" are usually gay or bisexual men with hairy bodies and facial hair; some are heavy-set, but that is not a requirement. Bears often exhibit an outwardly masculine appearance. Some Bears place great importance on presenting a hyper-masculine image; some may shun interaction with men who display effeminate style and mannerisms.


Damn :lol

I've never heard of such a thing.

What is that NBC commercial with their stars giving the PSAs that Family Guy made fun of...

[peewee's lovechild]

You work at a library and make fun of what I do?

Classic.



Let's review.

You = a carnie who spends his sweaty days selling funnel cakes, corn on the cob, cotton candy, and hot sausages. Kids laugh at you as you take their money.

Me = a librarian who works indoors with A/C. Students look up to me and ask me for help.

Yeah, I'd say I'm in a better life situation.

Of course, you were probably an ace student in Carnie College.




Whats also funny about you asshats, you dont know any "carnies" other than me.

So all this bullshit "carnie this carnie that" is all pulled out of your ass horseshit.

Kind of what you guys mostly say in here to begin with so it shouldn't matter much.


I saw enough carnies when I was kid spending my parents money on carnie bullshit. You dirty bastards need a shower every once in a while.

[CuckingFunt]

Once again assuming things about people you've never met.It has nothing to do with making an assumption.

I can only know as much of you as you present on the boards. I've formed an opinion based on the information available to me.

[T Park]

Yeah, no shit. You're up on level 3, we're all down in level 9. Fucking pussy.

Yeah gotta find the escalator for that shit one day I guess.

[Mister Sinister]

Damn :lol

I've never heard of such a thing.

What is that NBC commercial with their stars giving the PSAs that Family Guy made fun of...
The More You Know.

[T Park]

I can only know as much of you as you present on the boards. Based on that, I've formed an opinion

I present nothing of myself on these boards.

Like Peewee said, you post on here in front of alot of people you never fucking meet, so why the fuck present the "real" person.

Fuck have fun with it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck.

My mind doesn't delve low enough in the pitts of hell to hang with you guys no question.

Still not leaving though.

So, your a self loathing fag.

You like the punishment.

Are you typing with nipple clamps on right now?

[Mister Sinister]

Yeah gotta find the escalator for that shit one day I guess.
Commit a really serious betrayal and you're into level 9 like pee wee is into produce sodomy.

[T Park]

The More You Know.


The More you know for the fuckin win.

[ShoogarBear]

The Bear community is a subculture in the gay community. "Bears" are usually gay or bisexual men with hairy bodies and facial hair; some are heavy-set, but that is not a requirement. Bears often exhibit an outwardly masculine appearance. Some Bears place great importance on presenting a hyper-masculine image; some may shun interaction with men who display effeminate style and mannerisms.:flipoff

This whole conversation is stupid.

[CuckingFunt]

I present nothing of myself on these boards.

Like Peewee said, you post on here in front of alot of people you never fucking meet, so why the fuck present the "real" person.

Fuck have fun with it.Said the man who, three pages ago, was concerned that people would actually think he was gay based on peewee's comments.

[T Park]

Commit a really serious betrayal

If there was someone that was on my side, that I could betray, that would be done.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah gotta find the escalator for that shit one day I guess.

I thought you weren't going to be hitting on Shagia?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

:flipoff

This whole conversation is stupid.

http://www.dcbearclub.org/

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:flipoff

This whole conversation is stupid.

So that's where the "Shoogar" comes from!

[Mister Sinister]

I thought you weren't going to be hitting on Shagia?
The two of you are going to be disappointed. I'm taken.

[T Park]

Said the man who, three pages ago, was concerned that people would actually think he was gay based on peewee's comments.

Well thats a basic thing.

Theres basic things you let be on here.

orientation

sports team

some personal views


other than that.

unless you KNOW your gonna meet some of these people, fuck who gives a shit.

[ShoogarBear]

I refuse to click.

[peewee's lovechild]

I present nothing of myself on these boards.

Like Peewee said, you post on here in front of alot of people you never fucking meet, so why the fuck present the "real" person.

Fuck have fun with it.

When the fuck did I say that?

Fuck, get your shit right you dirty carnie.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.dcbearclub.org/

:lmao

[T Park]

I thought you weren't going to be hitting on Shagia?

Well played.

You and melmart are fuckin Jedi level at this shit.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I refuse to click.


Why? It's nothing but sexy in there.

http://www.dcbearclub.org/images/zoom/BarNights/viewsize/adscn0281.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Well thats a basic thing.

Theres basic things you let be on here.

orientation

sports team

some personal views


other than that.

unless you KNOW your gonna meet some of these people, fuck who gives a shit.

Okay, then, based on that basic shit you've decided to share with us all, I've formed an opinion about you.

Which is exactly what I said in the first fucking place.

[peewee's lovechild]

unless you KNOW your gonna meet some of these people, fuck who gives a shit.

And yet, you felt it necessary to refute the gay thing.

I'm telling you, TPark is a closet fag.

Let it out man, your life will be better for it.

Plus, you can get Shagia on the rebound when he loses his butt buddy.

[ShoogarBear]

Okay, so I clicked.

Is that like a branch of the Sierra Club?

[peewee's lovechild]

Why? It's nothing but sexy in there.

http://www.dcbearclub.org/images/zoom/BarNights/viewsize/adscn0281.jpg

TPark looks different with that red hat on.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's Carnie love.

[ShoogarBear]

Speaking of which, DLF, how's your friend Oma, or whatever the hell it's name was?

[Melmart1]

http://www.dcbearclub.org/
Bear Happy Hour @ Titan's RamRod

:lmao

[T Park]

based on that basic shit you've decided to share with us all, I've formed an opinion about you.

Only basic info i've shared is Im straight, and my first name.

Other than that, haven't.

Sorry to burst your bubble.

[T Park]

Good god :lol

[Melmart1]

Only basic info i've shared is Im straight, and my first name.

Other than that, haven't.

Sorry to burst your bubble.
You are probably being sincere when you say this,but its simply not true. We all give up more than we think when we post here. Like the reason you are a cards/rams fan has to do with your family history in St. Louis, for one. There are many other examples.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Speaking of which, DLF, how's your friend Oma, or whatever the hell it's name was?


Ina? She's the one that's been calling me incessantly.

[CuckingFunt]

Speaking of which, DLF, how's your friend Oma, or whatever the hell it's name was?Ina.

[peewee's lovechild]

Bear Happy Hour @ Titan's RamRod

:lmao

RamRod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

You are probably being sincere when you say this,but its simply not true. We all give up more than we think when we post here. Like the reason you are a cards/rams fan has to do with your family history in St. Louis, for one. There are many other examples.

He's a RAMS fan because he love's getting "rammed".

Just had to throw that in there.

[Melmart1]

RamRod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
Go ram Titan's rod up your ass.

[ShoogarBear]

Methinks peewee wouldn't be able to get in to the RamRod.

[T Park]

You are probably being sincere when you say this,but its simply not true. We all give up more than we think when we post here. Like the reason you are a cards/rams fan has to do with your family history in St. Louis, for one. There are many other examples

A your right.

I forgot that. Yeah. But like stuff about relationships, I try very hard not to post that, cause as evidenced by Ruff and others, some will help, but some are just assholes for no reason.

I mean you post it in here, fuck your an idiot and fair game.

If you MAKE a post about it, thats different.

[Melmart1]

A your right.

I forgot that. Yeah. But like stuff about relationships, I try very hard not to post that, cause as evidenced by Ruff and others, some will help, but some are just assholes for no reason.

I mean you post it in here, fuck your an idiot and fair game.

If you MAKE a post about it, thats different.
I wouldnt say 99% of what I said in here to you in any other thread. But if you post in the quattro, you are asking for it. You can't imgine thin things I have been called in here, and my sexual preference has been called into question on more than one occasion. So get used to it if you insist on posting in here.

[T Park]

He's a RAMS fan because he love's getting "rammed".

come on, thats level 2 your better than that.

[T Park]

. But if you post in the quattro, you are asking for it. You can't imgine thin things I have been called in here, and my sexual preference has been called into question on more than one occasion. So get used to it if you insist on posting in here.

Yeah thats pretty much what I was getting at.


I wouldnt say 99% of what I said in here to you in any other thread

Well actually, i think you have at times :lol

[Melmart1]

Yeah thats pretty much what I was getting at.



Well actually, i think you have at times :lol
Only when provoked. Normally, no. I don't pick on you for no reason like some do. Except in here.

[Melmart1]

Haha, there is a bear community in Virginia near where I used to live. Who knew?

[peewee's lovechild]

Go ram Titan's rod up your ass.

What . . . no produce??

[T Park]

Only when provoked. Normally, no. I don't pick on you for no reason like some do. Except in here.

Very true..


Yeah, I didn't think I was as big an asshole to get the "no reason" bullshit elsewhere, but i guess I have.

I would say Im sorry, but everyone would tell me to get fucked.

So I guess fuck em.

[peewee's lovechild]

my sexual preference has been called into question on more than one occasion.

I like your sexual preference.

But, we are not questioning TParks sexuality. . . we're outing him.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Damn, Shoog, did you have to bring her up? It's been a while since I've seen her and she still looks mighty fine.

Oh, Ina, my Ina. A tribute:

http://www.news.com/1606-2_3-6129533.html?tag=cnetfd.mt

[T Park]

Haha, there is a bear community in Virginia near where I used to live. Who knew?


Almost like when you pull up the registered sex offender page on the government's website and you see one like 3 houses down from where you used to live.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would say Im sorry, but everyone would tell me to get fucked.

Go fuck yourself, and shove a funnel cake up your ass.

[T Park]

Whats with the funnel cakes?

Theres alot more food out here than that.

Corn Dogs, deep fried snicker's bars, pizza bread.

Come on.....

[ShoogarBear]

You can't imgine thin things I have been called in here, and my sexual preference has been called into question on more than one occasion.Mostly by you.

[peewee's lovechild]

Whats with the funnel cakes?

Theres alot more food out here than that.

Corn Dogs, deep fried snicker's bars, pizza bread.

Come on.....

Shove a corn dog up your ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

Whats with the funnel cakes?

Theres alot more food out here than that.

Corn Dogs, deep fried snicker's bars, pizza bread.

Come on.....

Shove a snicker bar up your ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

Whats with the funnel cakes?

Theres alot more food out here than that.

Corn Dogs, deep fried snicker's bars, pizza bread.

Come on.....

Shove a pizza bread up your ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

Whats with the funnel cakes?

Theres alot more food out here than that.

Corn Dogs, deep fried snicker's bars, pizza bread.

Come on.....

And, you say that you're not gay.

[T Park]

I am not.

Ya know, you could be like Banky Edwards in Chasing Amy. Making fun of homosexuals all the time, saying "fag" all the time, and it ends up your the one that is the homosexual.

[ShoogarBear]

"Funnel Cakes" has a "k" in it.

[Mister Sinister]

I am not.

Ya know, you could be like whats his face in Chasing Amy. Making fun of homosexuals all the time, saying "fag" all the time, and it ends up your the one that is the homosexual.
Banky.

[Melmart1]

What the hell is pizza bread?

[peewee's lovechild]

I am not.

Ya know, you could be like Banky Edwards in Chasing Amy. Making fun of homosexuals all the time, saying "fag" all the time, and it ends up your the one that is the homosexual.

You would like that, wouldn't you?

Fucking fag.

[T Park]

slice french bread in half, put marinara sauce on it, cheese some pepperoni and bake it.

[peewee's lovechild]

What the hell is pizza bread?

A softer object for TPark to shove up his ass.

[T Park]

You would like that, wouldn't you?

Fucking fag.


You know Johnny Damon is gay, and you root for him.


Kind of a conundrum your in there.

[peewee's lovechild]

slice french bread in half, put marinara sauce on it, cheese some pepperoni and bake it.

So, your admitting to liking the pepperoni.

[CuckingFunt]

What the hell is pizza bread?An insult to Italians.

[T Park]

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

Johnny Damon is gay?

[peewee's lovechild]

A softer object for TPark to shove up his ass.

I didn't know that.

But, it's funny how you had that information handy.

You probably have a little black book with all the gay ball players names so you can make sure to check out their packages on T.V.

[T Park]

An insult to Italians.


I thought that was if you called em Waps.

[CuckingFunt]

I thought that was if you called em Waps.It's wop.

[T Park]

:lmao @ Peewee quoteing the wrong thing.

Nice job dipshit.

[CuckingFunt]

And "pizza bread" is pretty high up there.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Pizza bread? What the fuck?

Crostata.

[T Park]

It's wop

pardon me, I'm not up on my ethnic slurs.

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought that was if you called em Waps.

First you insult Mexican by calling them "messicans", and now you insult Italians by calling them "waps".

And, were not supposed to stereotype your redneck, carnie ass??

[peewee's lovechild]

And gay to boot???

[T Park]

First you insult Mexican by calling them "messicans

Oh, is that another "we can say it, but you can't say it" thing?

[peewee's lovechild]

:lmao @ Peewee quoteing the wrong thing.

Nice job dipshit.

It still doesn't change the fact that you know Damon is gay.

So, do you jack off to him?

[CuckingFunt]

Pizza bread? What the fuck?

Crostata.Or focaccia.

But not focaccia like that yuppy shit you see all over the place.

[T Park]

Pizza bread? What the fuck?

Crostata


Well thats what I said, then the carnie just told me, "Why would you put crow on it?"

so thats why its pizza bread.

[T Park]

It still doesn't change the fact that you know Damon is gay.

So, do you jack off to him?

no the pictures in my sig are good enough.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

pardon me, I'm not up on my ethnic slurs.i prefer the term "ginny". like guinea pig. that's probably the wrong spelling. funt will correct it, as usual.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh, is that another "we can say it, but you can't say it" thing?

It's a "your hillbilly ass can't say that" kind of thing.

[T Park]

And "pizza bread" is pretty high up there.


I didn't realize Italians were that serious about their food.

[peewee's lovechild]

no the pictures in my sig are good enough.

That's your beard.

[peewee's lovechild]

I didn't realize Italians were that serious about their food.

That's because you're too busy shoving it up your ass.

[CuckingFunt]

i prefer the term "ginny". like guinea pig. that's probably the wrong spelling. funt will correct it, as usual.Guinea.

I've always been fond of "dago," personally.

[T Park]

i prefer the term "ginny". like guinea pig. that's probably the wrong spelling. funt will correct it, as usual.


ahh

i prefer to think of the quattro as the firehouse at rescue me.

especially when they had to go to the class and they started spouting off all the ethnic slurs.

That was classic :lol

[T Park]

Guinea.

I've always been fond of "dago," personally


So the Guinea pig is italian in origin?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I didn't realize Italians were that serious about their food.

Dude.

I mean...seriously.

You went to Italy for Christ's sake.

Italians not serious about their food?

Pure blasphemy and may God have mercy on your soul.

[T Park]

Dude.

I mean...seriously.

You went to Italy for Christ's sake.

Italians not serious about their food?

Pure blasphemy and may God have mercy on your soul.


Not serious in the fact, if you said the name of the food, or made something that they would get offended.

Serious in how they prepare? Oh yeah hardcore.

Have to back again before thanksgiving, finalize business, should be fun.

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't realize Italians were that serious about their food.Why would we be any different than the French, or someone of Mexican heritage, or a southerner? Food is a big part of one's culture, and seeing it get watered down and gentrified isn't fun.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Guinea.

I've always been fond of "dago," personally.never heard of that. i'm pretty fond of all the ethnic slurs. my favorite is "kike". i have no idea of the origin, but it's a very sharp word.

[T Park]

One thing that pisses me off about Europe.

Their nicest hotels, don't have the same amenities as a damn Red roof in the states.

Free internet, nice double beds.

Fuck no, they have single beds and charge like a buck a fuckin minute.

[T Park]

Why would we be any different than the French, or someone of Mexican heritage, or a southerner? Food is a big part of one's culture, and seeing it get watered down and gentrified isn't fun.


Touche.

[ShoogarBear]

Italians are serious about their food.

About their government . . . not so much.

[CuckingFunt]

One thing that pisses me off about Europe.

Their nicest hotels, don't have the same amenities as a damn Red roof in the states.

Free internet, nice double beds.

Fuck no, they have single beds and charge like a buck a fuckin minute.Are you seriously complaining about the hardships of traveling in Europe?

Seriously??

I'll be going for the first time this summer and will be happy to sleep in a concrete slab. You ungrateful fuck.

[Mister Sinister]

Why would we be any different than the French, or someone of Mexican heritage, or a southerner? Food is a big part of one's culture, and seeing it get watered down and gentrified isn't fun.
Because nobody likes the French?

[T Park]

never heard of that. i'm pretty fond of all the ethnic slurs. my favorite is "kike". i have no idea of the origin, but it's a very sharp word


Yeah there are some funny ones, Kike though rolls off funny.

Funnier than hyme thats for sure.

[T Park]

Are you seriously complaining about the hardships of traveling in Europe?

Seriously??

I'll be going for the first time this summer and will be happy to sleep in a concrete slab. You ungrateful fuck

WTF, Im going for business not pleasure.

Totally fucking different.

Plus, yeah, when you have a fuckin hotel room you pay like 120 bucks american for, and its a fuckin Bates motel without the creepy son, fuck yeah you'd be pissed too.

[T Park]

Because nobody likes the French?


Shagia with the fuckin bomb from way down town.

[ShoogarBear]

Remember the old joke:

Heaven is where the cooks are Italian, the lovers are French, the mechanics are German, the police are English, and the Swiss organize everything.

Hell is where the cooks are English, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, the police are German, and the Italians organize everything.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

One thing that pisses me off about Europe.

Their nicest hotels, don't have the same amenities as a damn Red roof in the states.

Free internet, nice double beds.

Fuck no, they have single beds and charge like a buck a fuckin minute.one thing i found pretty bizarre in europe were the toilets. you pretty much have this "platter" elevated from the drain and there's only a little bit of water at the bottom. so if you duke, it's pretty much sits there, ready for garnish and for a flush to get it out. it just festers there, dry. funny stuff.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Are you seriously complaining about the hardships of traveling in Europe?

Seriously??

I'll be going for the first time this summer and will be happy to sleep in a concrete slab. You ungrateful fuck.


Where you headed?

Stay far, far away from De Gaulle International.

Worst. Airport. Ever.

[T Park]

Remember the old joke:

Heaven is where the cooks are Italian, the lovers are French, the mechanics are German, the police are English, and the Swiss organize everything.

Hell is where the cooks are English, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and the police are German, and the Italians organize everything.


So funny, yet so friggen true.

[T Park]

one thing i found pretty bizarre in europe were the toilets. you pretty much have this "platter" elevated from the drain and there's only a little bit of water at the bottom. so if you duke, it's pretty much sits there, ready for garnish and for a flush to get it out. it just festers there, dry. funny stuff

Yeah the plumbing is pretty old school.

[CuckingFunt]

WTF, Im going for business not pleasure.

Totally fucking different.

Plus, yeah, when you have a fuckin hotel room you pay like 120 bucks american for, and its a fuckin Bates motel without the creepy son, fuck yeah you'd be pissed too.It's like the Bates Motel because Europe actually has a certain amount of respect for its historical landmarks. They haven't yet developed the American hard-on for knocking everything down and replacing it once it hits 75-years-old.

[CuckingFunt]

Where you headed?

Stay far, far away from De Gaulle International.

Worst. Airport. Ever.Sicily and Italy. Not sure where yet, there's a big group of us going and I'm letting the control freaks handle the planning.

[T Park]

It's like the Bates Motel because Europe actually has a certain amount of respect for its historical landmarks. They haven't yet developed the American hard-on for knocking everything down and replacing it once it hits 75-years-old.

Whats that have to do with free internet?

[T Park]

Sicily and Italy. Not sure where yet, there's a big group of us going and I'm letting the control freaks handle the planning.


Seafood in Rome. For the fucking win!!!!

[Mister Sinister]

God, I love the Talking Heads.

[ShoogarBear]

Sicily and Italy. Not sure where yet, there's a big group of us going and I'm letting the control freaks handle the planning.http://www.impawards.com/2006/posters/hostel.jpg

[DC Bear Club]

Johnny Damon is gay?
Yes. He shows up to our meetings at Titan's RamRod.

[T Park]

The first movie ever, where just the previews made me fuckin sick to my stomach along with freaked out.

[ShoogarBear]

Yes. He shows up to our meetings at Titan's RamRod.:lol

What about Johnny Blaze?

[T Park]

:lmao@ new troll

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.impawards.com/2006/posters/hostel.jpgMe can't see.

[T Park]

If tim hardaway got fatter and grew a beard, would be be eligible for the Bear club?

[T Park]

Movie poster for the movie HOSTEL.

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, CF, WTF is it with you and links?

Why don't you upgrade to a 54K phone line or sumptin?

http://www.impawards.com/2006/posters/hostel.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Damn, CF, WTF is it with you and links?

Why don't you upgrade to a 54K phone line or sumptin?

http://www.impawards.com/2006/posters/hostel.jpgThe last one wasn't only a problem for me, and it never happens when anyone else posts things.

[T Park]

actually it doesnt show up for me either, but i saw it before IMDB took it off.

[DC Bear Club]

If tim hardaway got fatter and grew a beard, would be be eligible for the Bear club?
No, but you would, hot stuff :eyebrows

[T Park]

God peewee get a hobby.

[Melmart1]

Damn, CF, WTF is it with you and links?

Why don't you upgrade to a 54K phone line or sumptin?

http://www.impawards.com/2006/posters/hostel.jpg
Actually, I didn't see it either.

[Mister Sinister]

Ha ha ha. Oh, wow.

[ShoogarBear]

Sigh. Mortals.

What about this one?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b7/Hostel_film.jpg

[DC Bear Club]

http://www.claudemartin.net/images/bearflag2.gif
We're Here. We're Hairy. Get Used to It!

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao @ that flag

[Melmart1]

Sigh. Mortals.

What about this one?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b7/Hostel_film.jpg
Now this one, I see. Is T Park going to Bratislava?

[ShoogarBear]

No, I was just giving the Funt a preview of her summer travel plans.

[Melmart1]

Wait ... was Bratislava the country in Hostel or Eurotrip?

[DC Bear Club]

:lmao @ that flag
Since you like it so much, I expect to see you at Titan's RamRod, as well.

[ShoogarBear]

Eurotrip was Bratislava.

[Melmart1]

Eurotrip was Bratislava.
Ugh, I knew I got it wrong. What was the country in Hostel, then? I know it was similar to that in name.

[CuckingFunt]

I can't say that either film was ever high on my list of things to see.

[T Park]

Im going to italy damnt!! :lol

no where near those crazy guys from the old russian or slavias.

[ShoogarBear]

Hostel was also in Bratislava. :)

[ShoogarBear]

I wonder how the Bratislava Chamber of Commerce felt about those.

[T Park]

I can't say that either film was ever high on my list of things to see.


Something we agree on whole heartedly

[Melmart1]

Hostel was also in Bratislava. :)
:madrun I knew it!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Scotty doesn't know.

[ShoogarBear]

I can't say that either film was ever high on my list of things to see.If you've never been to Europe before, you should engage in some sort of preparation.

[DC Bear Club]

I can't say that either film was ever high on my list of things to see.
I don't know, that scene on the beach with all those naked, hairy men chasing that chick was pretty good.

[T Park]

I don't know, that scene on the beach with all those naked, hairy men chasing that chick was pretty good.


there are hairy naked men in hostels?

[DC Bear Club]

there are hairy naked men in hostels?
I knew I had piqued your curiosity. Give me your email and I will send you a list. Or better yet, just give me your phone number and I will call you and tell you in person. :hat

[Melmart1]

there are hairy naked men in hostels?
No, it was a scene from Eurotrip.

[Melmart1]

I tried to find it on youtube but they didn't have it.

[T Park]

:dizzy God, i'll take your word for it

[ashbeeigh]

good fucking lord. I leave you all for two days and I have to read ten pages of bullshit.

But I did get a laugh out the T Park -Peewee - MelMart exchange.

[CuckingFunt]

good fucking lord. I leave you all for two days and I have to read ten pages of bullshit.

But I did get a laugh out the T Park -Peewee - MelMart exchange.Once again, no one is making you read a damn thing.

[FromWayDowntown]

I've finally understood the allure of rubbernecking.

TPark's entry into this thread is a complete trainwreck, but as I read it, I just can't stop reading . . . . and laughing.

Oh, BTW, Melmart -- FTW, IMHO!

[Melmart1]

good fucking lord. I leave you all for two days and I have to read ten pages of bullshit.

But I did get a laugh out the T Park -Peewee - MelMart exchange.
It's Melmart, not MelMart. Jezuz, can't you read, you dumb cunt?

[Melmart1]

I've finally understood the allure of rubbernecking.

TPark's entry into this thread is a complete trainwreck, but as I read it, I just can't stop reading . . . . and laughing.

Oh, BTW, Melmart -- FTW, IMHO!
Feel free to come back. Apparently he, isn't leaving. He must have a death wish or something. Or maybe he likes negative reinforcement like assbeigh.

And thanks for the vote of confidence :D

[ashbeeigh]

It's Melmart, not MelMart. Jezuz, can't you read, you dumb cunt?

apparently not, MelMart.

[T Park]

Feel free to come back. Apparently he, isn't leaving. He must have a death wish or something. Or maybe he likes negative reinforcement like assbeigh


Apparently you guys love negative reinforcement or have death wishes...

[Melmart1]

Don't you have some work to do? If not, maybe T Park can hire you as one of his circus freaks.

[T Park]

It's Melmart, not MelMart. Jezuz, can't you read, you dumb cunt?


God that is so sig worthy.

[T Park]

Don't you have some work to do? If not, maybe T Park can hire you as one of his circus freaks.

Sorry, were new age carnival, no freaks, sideshows, none of that.

[ashbeeigh]

Don't you have some work to do?

Not until 8 am PST.

[T Park]

Is that the time the rich chinese guys you blow get up?

[T Park]

Is midge too fuckin scared to come back in here? Or did peewee run him out.

if so peewee should be fucking hanged.

[Melmart1]

Not until 8 am PST.
Don't you have some sleep to go do? You could sure use some beauty rest.

[T Park]

:lmao

Melmart owns fucking all.

[Melmart1]

A LOT of beauty rest.

[T Park]

hey Mel, do you know if there is a Christmas Story dedicated thread, for like your favorite quotes, parts of the movie, stuff like that?

I know i was sad this past year when the dad died. :depressed

[FromWayDowntown]

:lmao

Melmart owns fucking all.

Including you, if this thread is any indication.

[ShoogarBear]

I dunno, I kinda like MelMart.

[ShoogarBear]

MelMart, for the best prices on Mels!

[Melmart1]

MelMart, for the best prices on Mels!
You still couldn't afford one. :greedy

[T Park]

Including you, if this thread is any indication.

did i say otherwise?

I feely admitted it earlier had you seen it mr.

[Melmart1]

hey Mel, do you know if there is a Christmas Story dedicated thread, for like your favorite quotes, parts of the movie, stuff like that?

I know i was sad this past year when the dad died. :depressed
I don't think there is one but it's been discussed in here before. I can't remember who, but someone hadn't seen it and I think timvp loves it.

[T Park]

It wasn't Kori was it that hasn't seen it, is it?

[T Park]

Very very hard NOT to love that movie.

An american classic.

That and caddyshack.

[marini martini]

:lmao

Melmart owns fucking all.

Doo you know you are my heerooooooooooo? You are the wind benith my wings :clap

[Melmart1]

Doo you know you are my heerooooooooooo? You are the wind benith my wings :clap
Gotdamnit, now I am going to have that song in my head all nigth. That, and the scene from Bitches where Barbara Hershey dies. :pctoss

[ShoogarBear]

You still couldn't afford one. :greedyThere's no lay-a-way plan?

[ShoogarBear]

Gotdamnit, now I am going to have that song in my head all nigth. That, and the scene from Bitches where Barbara Hershey dies. :pctossI can fix that.


Go ahead and hate your neighbor
Go ahead and cheat a friend

[marini martini]

Gotdamnit, now I am going to have that song in my head all nigth. That, and the scene from Bitches where Barbara Hershey dies. :pctoss

Please what's the real name of that movie? It's BEACHES!!!, now I can sleep, tank u :lol

[samikeyp]

Go ahead and hate your neighbor
Go ahead and cheat a friend

Dammit Shoog!

:bang

[Melmart1]

I have no idea what that song is, so I don't care! I have the random play on my music going, so I don't have to worry about that gawd awful song from Bitches.

[midgetonadonkey]

Is midge too fuckin scared to come back in here? Or did peewee run him out.

if so peewee should be fucking hanged.

Fuck you white boy. I made this fucking place. I come and go as I please. Why don't you go back to blowing underaged boys in one of your carnival trailers and fuck the fuck off.

[TheZackAttack!]

Gotdamnit, now I am going to have that song in my head all nigth. That, and the scene from Bitches where Barbara Hershey dies. :pctoss

lol, if you know the name of the bitch that dies, you probably own the damn movie :lol

[Melmart1]

lol, if you know the name of the bitch that dies, you probably own the damn movie :lol
That's the name of the actress. I have no idea what her character's name. I can name you the other actress -- Bette Midler. Doesn't mean I own the movie. I don't buy shit.

[Melmart1]

mmm, late morning coffee.

[Melmart1]

speaking of coffee, where the hell is the Funt?

[samikeyp]

She is in Northern California right? Not SoCal?

[Melmart1]

I think so. Just wondering why she wasnt in here, she usually is. Man, What a long day already. I am ready for a nap but have too much work to do.

[ATRAIN]

She is in Northern California right? Not SoCal?


which is a shame hahaha

[Melmart1]

which is a shame hahaha
Why would that be a shame? :wtf

[ATRAIN]

Why would that be a shame? :wtf


It was a joke :)

[ATRAIN]

Fuck you white boy. I made this fucking place. I come and go as I please. Why don't you go back to blowing underaged boys in one of your carnival trailers and fuck the fuck off.


Didn't you know T Park, Midge created the internet and should be worshiped. I obviously didn't get that memo either so do what I do tell him to fuck himself and keep coming back!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Didn't you know T Park, Midge created the internet and should be worshiped. I obviously didn't get that memo either so do what I do tell him to fuck himself and keep coming back!!

Only a douche like you would want T Park back in this thread. I guess pussy fags stick together.

[ATRAIN]

I guess pussy fags stick together.


Makes sense now that pee wee is your friend.

[midgetonadonkey]

Makes sense now that pee wee is your friend.

I'm sure you will be sending him an apology by PM for that statement.

[ATRAIN]

Only a douche like you would want T Park back in this thread. I guess pussy fags stick together.


PLUS its not like I want him in here, I have never really talked to him so I dont have anything against him. Am I supposed to hate someone because you dont like them?? I just dont like the GOD COMPLEX you have when it comes to this thread! ITs a public fucking forum and a public fucking thread. Shit even that stupid cunt ashbeeigh has every right to be in here than anyone else. So get off it already.

[ATRAIN]

PLUS its not like I want him in here, I have never really talked to him so I dont have anything against him. Am I supposed to hate someone because you dont like them?? I just dont like the GOD COMPLEX you have when it comes to this thread! ITs a public fucking forum and a public fucking thread. Shit even that stupid cunt ashbeeigh has every right to be in here as everyone else. So get off it already.

FUCK quoted the wrong message.

[midgetonadonkey]

PLUS its not like I want him in here, I have never really talked to him so I dont have anything against him. Am I supposed to hate someone because you dont like them?? I just dont like the GOD COMPLEX you have when it comes to this thread! ITs a public fucking forum and a public fucking thread. Shit even that stupid cunt ashbeeigh has every right to be in here than anyone else. So get off it already.

You know nothing of this thread. The God Complex is rightfully mine and handed down to me by the Quattro's founding fathers. The torch was passed from the Victoria boys to the Shertz boys and then on to me. If you don't appreciate the hierarchy of this thread than you can leave.

And sticking up for ashbeeigh is just sad.

[midgetonadonkey]

ATRAIN's pussiness has never been so apparent.

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you on your period ATRAIN?

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you bleeding vaginally?

[midgetonadonkey]

Do you feel bloated and irritable?

[midgetonadonkey]

You mad because your bf can't fuck your pussy because it's all swollen and bloody?

[midgetonadonkey]

Now have to give multiple blowjobs all week to keep him happy?

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you run out of Midol?

[midgetonadonkey]

Is your uterus cramping?

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you getting chocolate cravings?

[midgetonadonkey]

Like the little faggot you are?

[midgetonadonkey]

Do you need a tampon for your bloody vagina?

[midgetonadonkey]

Or do you use pads?

[ATRAIN]

You know nothing of this thread. The God Complex is rightfully mine and handed down to me by the Quattro's founding fathers. The torch was passed from the Victoria boys to the Shertz boys and then on to me. If you don't appreciate the hierarchy of this thread than you can leave.

And sticking up for ashbeeigh is just sad.


thats just stupid, but if thats what lets you sleep at night..YOU ARE THE ALMIGHTY POWERFUL RULER OF THE QUATTRO

[midgetonadonkey]

Want me to run to the store and buy you some panty liners?

[midgetonadonkey]

You like yours with or without wings?