Free Quattro Razor (9)

[Melmart1]

Lame.

You could at least describe said picture, that is if you can't PM the picture to us.
It's a man's genitalia situated in such a way as to make him look like Popeye. Complete with pipe.

[CuckingFunt]

It's a man's genitalia situated in such a way as to make him look like Popeye. Complete with pipe.:lol

That sounds fantastic.

[Melmart1]

:lol

That sounds fantastic.
The best part is that it plays the Popeye theme song as you view it. :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

It's a man's genitalia situated in such a way as to make him look like Popeye. Complete with pipe.

:lol :lol :lol :lol

That's fan-fucking-tastic!!!

I'm trying to make it look that way as we speak.

[peewee's lovechild]

The best part is that it plays the Popeye theme song as you view it. :lol

:lol :lol :lol

Send me a copy so I can forward it to Midge.

That will entertain him for hours.

It's like giving a retard a Rubics Cube.

[samikeyp]

It's like giving a retard a Rubics Cube.

That's funny.

Although its Rubik's. :)

[CuckingFunt]

:lol :lol :lol

Send me a copy so I can forward it to Midge.

That will entertain him for hours.

It's like giving a retard a Rubics Cube.Midge doesn't deserve it since he abandoned us.

[Melmart1]

Midge doesn't deserve it since he abandoned us.
No shit! Fuck Midge! And his donkey, too!

[CuckingFunt]

I'm coughing like crazy tonight.

This better not mean I'm catching yet another of the many colds circulating campus.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Peewee's my e-boyfriend.

You're WAAAAAAAAAY behind on the drama.


Just as long as he realizes you and I are e-fuckbuddies, it's all good.

[Melmart1]

I'm coughing like crazy tonight.

This better not mean I'm catching yet another of the many colds circulating campus.
I can give you some TLC :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

Just as long as he realizes you and I are e-fuckbuddies, it's all good.Liar mouth.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I am the consumate spirit that keeps this place together.

What's got your vagina all puckered up?


I bet you haven't even read the original quattro, it used to be a requirement of anyone wanting to post here.

Even that sexy skank ashbeeigh read the original.

[CuckingFunt]

I bet you haven't even read the original quattro, it used to be a requirement of anyone wanting to post here.

Even that sexy skank ashbeeigh read the original.There are some of us who would gladly read the original, but it is not available for our perusal.

[Melmart1]

I bet you haven't even read the original quattro, it used to be a requirement of anyone wanting to post here.

Even that sexy skank ashbeeigh read the original.
In his defense, he couldn't read it because it was already closed and vanished before he joined. And it seems the old rules don't apply anymore. Or that assbeeigh wouldn't be posting here at all.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Melmart is my favorite mejicana on this forum of all time

she touches a place in my heart I never realized existed


I even started a thread once to ask her to post more

[peewee's lovechild]

That's funny.

Although its Rubik's. :)

Fuck!!

There goes my spelling again.

[Melmart1]

Melmart is my favorite mejicana on this forum of all time

she touches a place in my heart I never realized existed


I even started a thread once to ask her to post more
You did? :lol I don't recall this thread. But you are my favorite person from Victoria, ever. That is high praise :)

[ashbeeigh]

Even that sexy skank ashbeeigh read the original.



:eyebrows

Damn right. All 1000000000000000000000 pages.

[Melmart1]

ashbeeigh flirting with anyone makes me wanna :vomit:

[CuckingFunt]

Every time ashbeeigh uses the :eyebrows smiley, it sends a cold chill down my spine.

[peewee's lovechild]

Melmart is my favorite mejicana on this forum of all time

she touches a place in my heart I never realized existed


I even started a thread once to ask her to post more

I will ask you to respect the boundries of territorial pissing.

[peewee's lovechild]

Just as long as he realizes you and I are e-fuckbuddies, it's all good.

What's this???

So, I guess I've been cheated on.

And she was giving me shit about the pedicure pics???

Fuck all that.

[ashbeeigh]

The two of you just make me want to :vomit: period.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm hungry.

Maybe I should have some soup to counter the coughin'.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

melmart was the original CF if you think about it

I remember back in tha' day when everyone thought they were the same person

[Melmart1]

I need to turn off avatars in order to read an ashbeeigh post.

[CuckingFunt]

melmart was the original CF if you think about it

I remember back in tha' day when everyone thought they were the same personPeople thought Mel and I were the same person?

I was unaware of this.

[ashbeeigh]

I need to turn off avatars in order to read an ashbeeigh post.

Oh, very original. I'm shaking in my work shoes.

[CuckingFunt]

What's this???

So, I guess I've been cheated on.

'Tis not true.

I'm extremely e-loyal.

[Mister Sinister]

It's Over Nine Thousaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Yes, alot of people did
you both showed up at about the same time, and were both adamantly proclaiming your respective sexual preferences

It's like how JGW appeared at the same time Marcus Bryant disappeared....everyone thought JGW was MB.

[ashbeeigh]

It's Over Nine Thousaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!

fuck. At least my random posts are about real life events. Yours make no sense.

[CuckingFunt]

Yes, alot of people did
you both showed up at about the same time, and were both adamantly proclaiming your respective sexual preferences

It's like how JGW appeared at the same time Marcus Bryant disappeared....everyone thought JGW was MB.Mel's been here a solid 2 1/2 years longer than me.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I gotta say I don't like ashbeeigh's attitude ever since she got a job.

I sense condescension in every post.

[Melmart1]

Oh, very original. I'm shaking in my work shoes.
You are truly an idiot. Shaking in your work shoes? You work in a call center, moron. And you are only supposed to shake in them when someone threatens you and you aren't afraid. I never threatened you and the only thing you are afraid of is if one day we decide to start ignoring your dumb ass because then you couldn't get the negative attention we give you that feeds your pathetic masochistic tendencies. Cunt!

[peewee's lovechild]

It's Over Nine Thousaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!

9,000 gay men in your house?

9,000 dildos in your collection?

9,000 cocks that have penetrated your ass?

9,000 men that have broken you heart?


Dude, you need to be more specific here.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

'Tis not true.

I'm extremely e-loyal.


rright, right... :hat

[CuckingFunt]

You are truly an idiot. Shaking in your work shoes? You work in a call center, moron. And you are only supposed to shake in them when someone threatens you and you aren't afraid. I never threatened you and the only thing you are afraid of is if one day we decide to start ignoring your dumb ass because then you couldn't get the negative attention we give you that feeds your pathetic masochistic tendencies. Cunt!That's just plain hawt.

[Mister Sinister]

fuck. At least my random posts are about real life events. Yours make no sense.
Good. I've accomplished something. And it *does* make sense if A) You've ever seen Dragonball Z or B) You're internet meme-savvy.

[CuckingFunt]

Good. I've accomplished something. And it *does* make sense if A) You've ever seen Dragonball Z or B) You're internet meme-savvy.Sorry. We're not lamewads.

[Mister Sinister]

9,000 gay men in your house?

9,000 dildos in your collection?

9,000 cocks that have penetrated your ass?

9,000 men that have broken you heart?


Dude, you need to be more specific here.
More like 9,000 reasons I'd laugh if I got to throw a pie at someone's face.

[Mister Sinister]

Sorry. We're not lamewads.
I won't hold that against you.

[CuckingFunt]

Actually, I am kind of a lamewad, but I still don't watch anime.

[ashbeeigh]

A) You've ever seen Dragonball Z or B) You're internet meme-savvy.

Neither of which I've done. You've failed.

[peewee's lovechild]

More like 9,000 reasons I'd laugh if I got to throw a pie at someone's face.

Not what I was expecting from you, but I guess it's a plausible answer.

[peewee's lovechild]

rright, right... :hat

And yet, she denies.

Maybe I should make a scene.

[Mister Sinister]

Not what I was expecting from you, but I guess it's a plausible answer.
I also want to whip a lobster at someone.

[ashbeeigh]

rright, right... :hat

That's not what he told me a few nights ago.

[Mister Sinister]

Actually, I am kind of a lamewad, but I still don't watch anime.
See, the trick is to just embrace it. I'm totally ok with my own infinite nerditude. It's everyone else's problem nao.

[Melmart1]

Neither of which I've done. You've failed.
http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/ART/ART182/OBJ058.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

And yet, she denies.

Maybe I should make a scene.I think the extent of my e-sexual relations with CBF was when he told me I seemed like a cool chick.

[Mister Sinister]

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/ART/ART182/OBJ058.jpg
:lmao Oh, wow. I see what you did there. I lol'd.

[CuckingFunt]

That's not what he told me a few nights ago.That's not what who told you a few nights ago?

My god, woman.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I used to love getting stoned out of my mind and watching DBZ. Back when they actually showed it.
I used to have AP-pre calculus for 8th period, smoke on the way home, and DBZ would be on. I remember the goku-freeza fight alone lasting like two whole months.
Two fucking months.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I think the extent of my e-sexual relations with CBF was when he told me I seemed like a cool chick.


Except that time I cybered your cranium off its rocker

[Mister Sinister]

I used to love getting stoned out of my mind and watching DBZ. Back when they actually showed it.
I used to have AP-pre calculus for 8th period, smoke on the way home, and DBZ would be on. I remember the goku-freeza fight alone lasting like two whole months.
Two fucking months.
Oh, Christ. I was in 6th grade when that shit first aired. Wow. I feel old now.

[Melmart1]

That's not what who told you a few nights ago?

My god, woman.
She just isn't good at this. I tell ya, my reference to her sounding like the 40-Year-Old Virgin is still very apt.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Oh, Christ. I was in 6th grade when that shit first aired. Wow. I feel old now.


You are probably not much older than me. I was 16 and it had already been on TV for several years.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think the extent of my e-sexual relations with CBF was when he told me I seemed like a cool chick.

Harlot.

Jezzabel!!

[CuckingFunt]

Oh, Christ. I was in 6th grade when that shit first aired. Wow. I feel old now.I was a college dropout when that shit first aired.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I pulled a kandy is dandy on CF

ugly style

[Mister Sinister]

You are probably not much older than me. I was 16 and it had already been on TV for several years.
Ok, maybe not the *first* time it aired. I dunno. I still feel old. It doesn't help that my first anime originally aired in '79. It's older than I am.

[peewee's lovechild]

Except that time I cybered your cranium off its rocker

I think now I'm gonna make a scene.

This shit is getting to be too much for a man to take!!!!!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

I pulled a kandy is dandy on CF

ugly styleThat's both untrue and horribly, HORRIBLY wrong.

[Mister Sinister]

I think now I'm gonna make a scene.

This shit is getting to be too much for a man to take!!!!!!!!!!
How does it affect you, then?

[peewee's lovechild]

I pulled a kandy is dandy on CF

ugly style

She's a slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

That's both untrue and horribly, HORRIBLY wrong.


Let's just say we went through way too many bottles of corona that night

[peewee's lovechild]

How does it affect you, then?

If that's your way of trying to make me show you my penis . . . it ain't gonna happen.

So, you can keep salivating.

[Mister Sinister]

If that's your way of trying to make me show you my penis . . . it ain't gonna happen.

So, you can keep salivating.
I wouldn't try reverse psychology on you. It might make your brain implode.

[CuckingFunt]

My homemade soup is better than this damn Progresso.

Oh well.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wouldn't try reverse psychology on you. It might make your brain implode.

Your gay plan has been foiled.

Don't try to to save face by bringing freshman level college material here.

Go shove your 9,000 concrete cocks up your ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

Let's just say we went through way too many bottles of corona that night

I don't want to know anymore.

Stop.

Please.

[CuckingFunt]

Concrete would be impossible to clean. Too porous.

[Mister Sinister]

Your gay plan has been foiled.

Don't try to to save face by bringing freshman level college material here.

Go shove your 9,000 concrete cocks up your ass.
Moved off of the produce and onto architecture, I see.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm just embarrassed that I was with someone that was with CBF.

That's just . . . too much.

[peewee's lovechild]

Moved off of the produce and onto architecture, I see.

I figured you needed something of stiffer consequence, being that your half gay and all that.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm just embarrassed that I was with someone that was with CBF.

That's just . . . too much.You can tell it's a lie when he says we cybered.

I never cyber.

[SanjayaFrost]

Go shove your 9,000 concrete cocks up your ass.
That sounds like fun!

[Mister Sinister]

I figured you needed something of stiffer consequence, being that your half gay and all that.
The question now becomes, why would *you* be the one to help me fulfill this need?

[CuckingFunt]

The question now becomes, why would *you* be the one to help me fulfill this need?Politeness.

Charity.

[Mister Sinister]

Politeness.

Charity.
From The PeeWee?

[peewee's lovechild]

The question now becomes, why would *you* be the one to help me fulfill this need?

Because SanjayFrost no longer "does it" for you.

[Mister Sinister]

Because SanjayFrost no longer "does it" for you.
That troll never "did it" for me.

[peewee's lovechild]

From The PeeWee?

I can be polite and charitable . . . when I want to.

Just ask The Funt and Mel.

The two loves of my life.

[peewee's lovechild]

That troll never "did it" for me.

I guess he "did it" to you then.

[Mister Sinister]

I can be polite and charitable . . . when I want to.

Just ask The Funt and Mel.

The two loves of my life.
Is it still charitable or polite if you're doing it with the expectation of getting something in return?

[Mister Sinister]

I guess he "did it" to you then.
I think you mean did it "to" me. But close enough.

[peewee's lovechild]

Is it still charitable or polite if you're doing it with the expectation of getting something in return?

As long as nobody know that's what you aim to do.

[SanjayaFrost]

I guess he "did it" to you then.
You bet I did! :hat

[peewee's lovechild]

I would like for SanjayaFrost to drop some knowledge on us about his exploits with you.

[Mister Sinister]

As long as nobody know that's what you aim to do.
Except you're about as transparent as a....transparency.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm pretty sure he's got many a tale (tail) to tell.

[Mister Sinister]

You bet I did! :hat
Only in your dreams.

[peewee's lovechild]

You bet I did! :hat

He denies this.

We all know he lies.

[SanjayaFrost]

I would like for SanjayaFrost to drop some knowledge on us about his exploits with you.
A lady never tells! :elephant

[CuckingFunt]

I can be polite and charitable . . . when I want to.

Just ask The Funt and Mel.

The two loves of my life.This is true. Peewee's a giver.

[peewee's lovechild]

This is true. Peewee's a giver.

You know that, baby.

We need to work on Mel joining us.

[Melmart1]

You know that, baby.

We need to work on Mel joining us.
For cross-country cybering? No, thanks.

[peewee's lovechild]

For cross-country cybering? No, thanks.

Well, we can start with in-city cybering.

Or, real life action.

Mmmmm, me likey the sound of that.

[Mister Sinister]

A lady never tells! :elephant
If you're not telling because a lady never tells, that means you're a lady. And if you're a lady, anything we did would have been........God damn it.

[CuckingFunt]

If you're not telling because a lady never tells, that means you're a lady. And if you're a lady, anything we did would have been........God damn it.I think Sanjaya was just implying that he plays the lady.

[Mister Sinister]

I think Sanjaya was just implying that he plays the lady.
I think Sanjaya might be ashbeeigh.

[CuckingFunt]

This soup doesn't seem to be soothing the coughing as much as I would like it to.

[Melmart1]

:pctoss You fuckers PM me too much! :pctoss I am tired of having to delete so many :pctoss

[CuckingFunt]

Hardly anyone PMs me.

I'm unpopular.

[Mister Sinister]

CF's post count is palindromic.

[Mister Sinister]

I Palindrome I.

[CuckingFunt]

CF's post count is palindromic.Not anymore.

[Mister Sinister]

Not anymore.
T_T

[RashoFan]

Hello my bebes...

[Melmart1]

Hello my bebes...
No way. Get the fuck out.

[MannyIsGod]

How the fuck can you all post in a thread started by Ashfreak? Get a fucking grip motherfuckers. Start a new thread.

[Melmart1]

How the fuck can you all post in a thread started by Ashfreak? Get a fucking grip motherfuckers. Start a new thread.
She didn't start it. Someone else did. It changed to her name. I actually think it might have been changed.

[CuckingFunt]

She didn't start it. Someone else did. It changed to her name. I actually think it might have been changed.I do, too, because she didn't have the first post in this version.

[Mister Sinister]

I find it funny that Orson Welles voiced Unicron in the old Transformers movie.

[jman3000]

i will bang that ho for a big fruit salad. that's my final offer.

[jman3000]

i'll see what i can do about that picture.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i'll see what i can do about that picture.

I just ended up looking at your MySpace for her photo.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i will bang that ho for a big fruit salad. that's my final offer.

SOLD!

[jman3000]

:pctoss

[jman3000]

i need to learn how to negotiate.

[jman3000]

I just ended up looking at your MySpace for her photo.

am i right or am i right about that false advertisement.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

am i right or am i right about that false advertisement.

Meh.

You really needed to take into account the other factors.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And the fact that she tried to pull a forum run on your comments should have been a major tip.

[jman3000]

i just feel so used.

[CuckingFunt]

a) fucking insomnia can fucking kiss my fucking ass

b) I still want to see this precocious pachyderm

[Melmart1]

I actually have a myspace .. it is completely blank and has no info on it other than my name and age. If I had known it would put my age, I would have lied. Everyone else does there, apparently :lmao

I use it to keep up with music and my baby brother, who seems to find a lot of chicks on there :nope I only have three friends and one of them is that Todd dude.

[CuckingFunt]

I actually have a myspace .. it is completely blank and has no info on it other than my name and age. If I had known it would put my age, I would have lied. Everyone else does there, apparently :lmao

I use it to keep up with music and my baby brother, who seems to find a lot of chicks on there :nope I only have three friends and one of them is that Todd dude.
Every time I've ventured near myspace, I just get that feeling that I'm in way over my head. I then choose to politely bow out and move on.

[Melmart1]

Every time I've ventured near myspace, I just get that feeling that I'm in way over my head. I then choose to politely bow out and move on.
I can't imagine using it for its intended purpose. Friends? Hook ups? I can do all of that w/o MySpace.

[Melmart1]

That being said, I would like to see jmann's page so I can get a look at this chick :lol

[CuckingFunt]

That being said, I would like to see jmann's page so I can get a look at this chick :lol
Ditto.

[Melmart1]

Damn, I found his profile but it is set to private. Laaaaaaaame!

[CuckingFunt]

My throat feels like a puma crawled into my mouth while I was sleeping and clawed at my vocal chords.

[peewee's lovechild]

I had a weird dream last night.

And, it involved two very famous posters on this forum.

[CuckingFunt]

I had a weird dream last night.

And, it involved two very famous posters on this forum.
I don't think that type of dream is usually considered "weird."

[samikeyp]

I had a weird dream last night.

And, it involved two very famous posters on this forum.

You should tell them.

I think Midge and ATrain need to know that they are invading your dreams.

[peewee's lovechild]

It was actually batman and Orion (He That Shall Not Be Named) going at it like two horny baboons.

We kept throwing rocks at them to make them stop.

They wouldn't stop.

[peewee's lovechild]

It was horrible.

[batman2883]

It was actually batman and Orion (He That Shall Not Be Named) going at it like two horny baboons.

We kept throwing rocks at them to make them stop.

They wouldn't stop.
im a bit disturbed that you're having dreams about two guys having sex......i think you're just into that scene

[CuckingFunt]

It was actually batman and Orion (He That Shall Not Be Named) going at it like two horny baboons.

We kept throwing rocks at them to make them stop.

They wouldn't stop.
Well... I guess that does sound a little weird.

[peewee's lovechild]

im a bit disturbed that you're having dreams about two guys having sex......i think you're just into that scene

It wasn't two guys.
It was two baboons that looked like you and He That Shall Remain Nameless.

And, while you guys were going at it . . . The Funt, Mel, and I were having our own little soire.

That was the fun part.
But, you two were loud as hell.

Hence, the rock throwing.

[batman2883]

It wasn't two guys.
It was two baboons that looked like you and He That Shall Remain Nameless.

And, while you guys were going at it . . . The Funt, Mel, and I were having our own little soire.

That was the fun part.
But, you two were loud as hell.

Hence, the rock throwing.
was he penetrating the bullet hole?

[peewee's lovechild]

Van Morrison is a god.
But, when you put him with the Chieftains . . . . he'll kick god's ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5K92mCfv1w

[CuckingFunt]

Van Morrison is a god.
But, when you put him with the Chieftains . . . . he'll kick god's ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5K92mCfv1w
:tu

I love Van Morrison.

[peewee's lovechild]

was he penetrating the bullet hole?

I'm not sure who was doing the pentrating. I think you're giving something away by asking that question.

Anyway, what I was able to see (because I was busy with The Funt and Mel, as I previously explained) was the two of the baboo you's basically wrestling and pulling on each other's pingas. There may have been some penetration, but I really wasn't all that interested.

[batman2883]

oh shut it peewee everyone knows i love spurfect

[peewee's lovechild]

oh shut it peewee everyone knows i love spurfect

I've never met spurfect.

Is he as well endowed as "He That Shall Be Forgotten"?

[CuckingFunt]

I've never met spurfect.

Is he as well endowed as "He That Shall Be Forgotten"?
Spurfect is LuvBones' sister.

[batman2883]

Spurfect is LuvBones' sister.
and i love her so

[peewee's lovechild]

Spurfect is LuvBones' sister.

So, she's a pre-op tranny?

[batman2883]

So, she's a pre-op tranny?
dont you talk about my woman like that!!!! keep talking like that and we'll throw hands

[CuckingFunt]

we'll throw hands
That's a very funny visual.

[peewee's lovechild]

dont you talk about my woman like that!!!! keep talking like that and we'll throw hands

You mean slap me??

Gays are so overly dramatic.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's a very funny visual.

I agree.

[CuckingFunt]

Would they be real severed human hands?

[batman2883]

ha ha ha thats what ron burgandy says on anchor man

[peewee's lovechild]

I miss Mel.

[batman2883]

this song is stuck in my head since i saw deathproof
http://www.esnips.com/doc/c69f96da-a38c-436c-a330-bd9658cdce41/10-the_coasters-down_in_mexico

[CuckingFunt]

If you were actually "throwing hands" with someone and got hit with one, should you consider yourself pelted, or slapped?

[peewee's lovechild]

Linsey Buckingham is god's nephew.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxsV8Evpd58

[peewee's lovechild]

Once again she steals away
Then she reaches out to kiss me
And how she takes my breath away
Pretending that she dont miss me

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh...i would bleed to love her
Ooooh...bleed to love her
Whoa...i would bleed to love her

[peewee's lovechild]

And once again she calls to me
Then she vanishes in thin air
And how she takes my breath away
Pretending that she dont care

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh...i would bleed to love her
Ooooh...bleed to love her
Whoa...i would bleed to love her

Somebodys got to see this through
All the world is laughing at you
Somebodys got to sacrifice
If this whole things gonna turn out right

Oh...i would bleed to love her
Ooooh...bleed to love her
Whoa...i would bleed to love her

[peewee's lovechild]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwGQKuUeQC8

[CuckingFunt]

I've never been a big fan of the Mac.

[batman2883]

Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dream. I am a traveler in both time and space, to be where I have been

[peewee's lovechild]

I've never been a big fan of the Mac.

There is something fundamentally wrong with you.

Anyway, I'm not a HUGE fan of them . . . . but I do like several of their songs.

Especially the two I posted from YouTube.

[ORION]

Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dream. I am a traveler in both time and space, to be where I have been
you know nothing of them.

[Mister Sinister]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/128289054028715000bourgeoisiecat.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

Shagia, that's actually kinda funny.

"Let them eat cake."
"OFF WITH HER HEAD!!"

[Mister Sinister]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/469758086_051b1dd752.jpg

[batman2883]

you know nothing of them.
ha ha hah a

[to21]

Huh Huh

[CuckingFunt]

There's something horribly unfair about the fact that both of the days I've been legitimately sick enough to justiy staying home have been the days I have classes that I actually like.

[Melmart1]

:tu

I love Van Morrison.
Into Mystic is one of my favorite songs of all-time.

[Melmart1]

I miss Mel.
I'm right here, duh!

[to21]

There's something horribly unfair about the fact that both of the days I've been legitimately sick enough to justiy staying home have been the days I have classes that I actually like.

What classes are those?

Genome Biology - Neocentric Chromosome?

History of European witchcraft?

Cyberfeminism?

[CuckingFunt]

Into Mystic is one of my favorite songs of all-time.
That's a good one, but I'd rank "Sweet Thing" a little higher. That song makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

[CuckingFunt]

What classes are those?

Genome Biology - Neocentric Chromosome?

History of European witchcraft?

Cyberfeminism?
Survey of Modern Art and Beginning Drawing.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm right here, duh!

Well . . . hello there.

:eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

Who the fuck decided that "The Today Show" needed to be four hours long? That's fucking ridiculous.

[Melmart1]

Who the fuck decided that "The Today Show" needed to be four hours long? That's fucking ridiculous.
If you were in Texas with me, it would be over. Not that I would have given you any time to watch TV :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

If you were in Texas with me, it would be over. Not that I would have given you any time to watch TV :eyebrows
Would I be too busy getting that TLC you offered last night?

[ORION]

Now you listen to me, you coozed up gypsy!!"

[jman3000]

i took survey of modern art a couple years ago... you should have told me so i could have unloaded that monster of a book on you.

[CuckingFunt]

i took survey of modern art a couple years ago... you should have told me so i could have unloaded that monster of a book on you.
What book?

I actually like reading them. :oops

[CuckingFunt]

Whatever song this is that's on the iPod Touch commercial is enough to make a person go insane with rage.

[Melmart1]

i took survey of modern art a couple years ago... you should have told me so i could have unloaded that monster of a book on you.
Hey, let me be your friend on MySpace so I can see this hot chick you almost boned. :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Whatever song this is that's on the iPod Touch commercial is enough to make a person go insane with rage.

That's a great ad. Do you know its backstory?

[CuckingFunt]

That's a great ad. Do you know its backstory?
No I do not.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey, let me be your friend on MySpace so I can see this hot chick you almost boned. :lol

And post the pics here.

The rest of us are interested too.

[CuckingFunt]

And post the pics here.

The rest of us are interested too.
:tu

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No I do not.

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/apple/apple-to-run-ipod-touch-admade-by-a-teen-fanboy-315788.php

[jman3000]

What book?

I actually like reading them. :oops

the book i had for that class made those big bibles you see look like a dr. seuss book.

interesting class for sure. i actually liked going to the mcnay (a local museum) and writing about different types of art.

[CuckingFunt]

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/apple/apple-to-run-ipod-touch-admade-by-a-teen-fanboy-315788.php
That is pretty cool.

But it's still a horrible song.

[CuckingFunt]

the book i had for that class made those big bibles you see look like a dr. seuss book.

interesting class for sure. i actually liked going to the mcnay (a local museum) and writing about different types of art.
That sounds like my paleontology book.

I could have sold it back to the bookstore for a bunch, but I kept it because the diagrams were so cool.

[jman3000]

it has been done...

[peewee's lovechild]

it has been done...

I can't wait for the pictures.

[Melmart1]

Peewee is just hoping for more foot porn.

[CuckingFunt]

A graduation robe can only obscure so much.

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee is just hoping for more foot porn.

I'm still waiting on yours.

[Melmart1]

I'm still waiting on yours.
I never said I would send you any, so not sure what you are waiting for.

[CuckingFunt]

Last night's "South Park" was fucking hilarious.

[Mister Sinister]

I thought so, too. Made me lol.

[batman2883]

hey nani nani, looks like little red riding hood got lost off her path

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Last night's "South Park" was fucking hilarious.

I laughed my ass off.

"I gotta keep chasing the dragon!"

[jman3000]

it was katy's birthday yesterday and nobody made a thread.... that smelly cunt didnt deserve one... that's why.

[CuckingFunt]

it was katy's birthday yesterday and nobody made a thread.... that smelly count didnt deserve one... that's why.
Smelly count?

[batman2883]

batman man!!

[jman3000]

Smelly count?
damn it... gay.

[Melmart1]

it was katy's birthday yesterday and nobody made a thread.... that smelly cunt didnt deserve one... that's why.
I didn't know it was her birthday. But she almost never posts here anyways, so why bother?

[ORION]

Smelly count?
she is a dirty dracula

[ORION]

I didn't know it was her birthday. But she almost never posts here anyways, so why bother?
she is too busy sending sex offenders to businesses for work

[batman2883]

orion has filthy pillows

[CuckingFunt]

She could have come in and started her own birthday thread. That's what all the cool people do.

[samikeyp]

Last night's "South Park" was fucking hilarious.

YOU..ARE....FAGS!!!


:lmao

Good stuff!

[Melmart1]

She could have come in and started her own birthday thread. That's what all the cool people do.
Seriously? There is no way in hell I would ever do that!

In fact, who has done that here? I know a few people have ... But I am drawing blanks as to who.

[jman3000]

i did 2 years ago in the troll forum. best thread ever.

[samikeyp]

I can't imagine using it for its intended purpose. Friends? Hook ups? I can do all of that w/o MySpace.

It really helped with our class reunion. Then again so did other sites.

I was shocked when I found out my step-mother had one! :)

[CuckingFunt]

Seriously? There is no way in hell I would ever do that!

In fact, who has done that here? I know a few people have ... But I am drawing blanks as to who.
I'm too high on cough syrup to remember off the top of my head, but I know people have done it.

[batman2883]

mya has a new song out its pretty good, its called no touchin

[ORION]

orion has filthy pillows
well thats what happens when your mom doesn't listen when I say clean up. I'm going to put her in time out when I get home

[ORION]

mya has a new song out its pretty good, its called no touchin
did they cut up any good clothes that night in the ER

[Mister Sinister]

I'm nominating the Talking Heads song "Psycho Killer" for Most Unexpectedly Catchiest Song Ever.

[peewee's lovechild]

I never said I would send you any, so not sure what you are waiting for.

It's wishful thinking, I guess.

[peewee's lovechild]

mya has a new song out its pretty good, its called no touchin

No Touchin is what they tell me at all the strip clubs I go to.

[Melmart1]

No Touchin is what they tell me at all the strip clubs I go to.
so you like your foot porn in clear heels?

[peewee's lovechild]

so you like your foot porn in clear heels?

I don't consider that foot porn.


Foot porn should be shoe-free.

[tlongII]

No Touchin is what they tell me at all the strip clubs I go to.

They usually tell me "Get the fuck out!"

[peewee's lovechild]

However, the clear heels thing does sound rather interesting.

Hmmmm, I might have to get a wad of singles from my bank after work.

[peewee's lovechild]

They usually tell me "Get the fuck out!"

That happens to me when I get drunk.

So, it happens often.

[Melmart1]

Strip clubs ... :nope

last time I was in New Orleans, I went to the Hustler Club. :vomit: I could have done better than most of those women if I didn't wear makeup, had a black eye, was on my period and hadn't shaved my legs in weeks. Seriously, those women were gross.

[peewee's lovechild]

Strip clubs ... :nope

last time I was in New Orleans, I went to the Hustler Club. :vomit: I could have done better than most of those women if I didn't wear makeup, had a black eye, was on my period and hadn't shaved my legs in weeks. Seriously, those women were gross.

That sounds nasty.

But, I went to one in Chinatown that was nothing but 50 year old Russian ladys with Cesearan scars and flabby tits. There were also 3 black girls that could've kicked my ass and couldn't speak English.

I left after 15 minutes.

I wanted to gouge my eyes out.

[ORION]

I went to a strip club in Boystown a while back and one of the girls said" I'm not going to lie, I just had a baby" Then she sqeezed milk out of her tit.

[peewee's lovechild]

I went to a strip club in Boystown a while back and one of the girls said" I'm not going to lie, I just had a baby" Then she sqeezed milk out of her tit.

I believe that.

Oh, yea . . . asshole.

[Melmart1]

That sounds nasty.

But, I went to one in Chinatown that was nothing but 50 year old Russian ladys with Cesearan scars and flabby tits. There were also 3 black girls that could've kicked my ass and couldn't speak English.

I left after 15 minutes.

I wanted to gouge my eyes out.
There were a lot of strip clubs in Japan with Russian women, some of them were rough looking while others were really beautiful. Funny, cus this one near an American military base, Americans weren't allowed in. Apparently they get too rowdy and were too much competition for the Japanese businessmen :lol Sadly, this is where all the really hot Russians were. I was dissapointed but didn't say anything because my bf's ex-wife left him for another woman. I don't think he would have been happy if I had asked to go into a strip club to ogle other women :lol

[ORION]

I believe that.

Oh, yea . . . asshole.
and this other chick jumped on my back and starting sucking on my neck after I got mad at her for grabbing my last beer and pouring it on herself.

Oh, yea . . . thanks

[peewee's lovechild]

There were a lot of strip clubs in Japan with Russian women, some of them were rough looking while others were really beautiful. Funny, cus this one near an American military base, Americans weren't allowed in. Apparently they get too rowdy and were too much competition for the Japanese businessmen :lol Sadly, this is where all the really hot Russians were. I was dissapointed but didn't say anything because my bf's ex-wife left him for another woman. I don't think he would have been happy if I had asked to go into a strip club to ogle other women :lol

I saw a documentary on HBO about Japanes "Water Gardens". A lot of these places don't allow Americans because they hate the American point of view on sex.

I'd have to agree with them.

[peewee's lovechild]

and this other chick jumped on my back and starting sucking on my neck after I got mad at her for grabbing my last beer and pouring it on herself.

Oh, yea . . . thanks

That I don't believe.

Putz.

[ORION]

There were a lot of strip clubs in Japan with Russian women, some of them were rough looking while others were really beautiful. Funny, cus this one near an American military base, Americans weren't allowed in. Apparently they get too rowdy and were too much competition for the Japanese businessmen :lol Sadly, this is where all the really hot Russians were. I was dissapointed but didn't say anything because my bf's ex-wife left him for another woman. I don't think he would have been happy if I had asked to go into a strip club to ogle other women :lol
If he was straight then he would have been happy. sounded like he is fruity and could take "care" of his ladies

[samikeyp]

Americans weren't allowed in. Apparently they get too rowdy and were too much competition for the Japanese businessmen

"Americans have massive penis....Japanese penis so small!"

Chinpokomon!

:lol

[Melmart1]

I saw a documentary on HBO about Japanes "Water Gardens". A lot of these places don't allow Americans because they hate the American point of view on sex.

I'd have to agree with them.
The "American" point of view? What exactly is that? Cus as an American, I would like to know what I am supposed to think. I bet what I really think and what I am supposed to think are two different things.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Wow, I just listed my Treo on Craigslist and somebody snatched it right up.

[jman3000]

arent the japanese the real freaky ones?

they dont let us in their gardens because not all of us enjoy peeing all over eachother and hemaphrodites?

[ORION]

Wow, I just listed my Treo on Craigslist and somebody snatched it right up.
ha you said snatched

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm a CL fool today. Third listing coming up.

If somebody needs a 4GB SDHC card, let me know.

[tlongII]

I went to a club called Seventh Heaven in Tokyo. The women in there were HOT! None were Japanese though.

[samikeyp]

The "American" point of view? What exactly is that? Cus as an American, I would like to know what I am supposed to think. I bet what I really think and what I am supposed to think are two different things.

its because US Americans have a bad thing in the Iraq.

:)