Free Quattro Razor (9)

[ATRAIN]

I really hope to meet midge at a GTG

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you going to start doing anal since your vagina is all messy with blood?

[midgetonadonkey]

I really hope to meet midge at a GTG

Why? So I can give you the tampons you just PM'd me and asked me to get for you?

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you just in a bad mood because your body is naturally shedding the lining of your uterus?

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't have a vagina so I don't know how that feels.

[ATRAIN]

Why? So I can give you the tampons you just PM'd me and asked me to get for you?


LOL weak ass shit just like your butt buddy. Since you seem to know a lot about tampons if I ever need them or need advice about them, ill make sure and ask you.

[midgetonadonkey]

It must be really uncomfortable for you ATRAIN.

[ATRAIN]

Are you just in a bad mood because your body is naturally shedding the lining of your uterus?


Im not in a bad mood, I just don't like you.

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you just start?

[midgetonadonkey]

I feel bad for your boyfriend.

[midgetonadonkey]

I can't imagine what kind of shit he has to put up with when you are on your period.

[Melmart1]

And they said the T Park back-and-forth was bad last night.

[ATRAIN]

I feel bad for your boyfriend.


I feel bad for your mom for giving birth to such a piece of shit!

[midgetonadonkey]

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/10180/200.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

There you go ATRAIN.

[midgetonadonkey]

I found some advice for you.
http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-Your-Period

[ATRAIN]

There you go ATRAIN.


Thank you, but you should take a couple yourself. Your the one that is on a posting binge.

[midgetonadonkey]

6. If you usually become moody when your period comes, warn people you are close to ahead of time so they can prepare and take caution. Part of maturing into womanhood, though, is learning to manage your moods. If you experience severe mood swings, tell your doctor--you may need some help with an imbalance.

[midgetonadonkey]

I found ATRAIN a perfect Halloween costume.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/2006_10_halloween.jpg

[ATRAIN]

I found ATRAIN a perfect Halloween costume.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/2006_10_halloween.jpg


I would totally wear that shit!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Actually, it's not much of a costume. That's really him in everyday life.

[ATRAIN]

Actually, it's not much of a costume. That's really him in everyday life.


Oh really I didnt know you actually knew me in real life. If you want to say that and hide behind your computer than thats fine with me. If you want to find out however, then im not hard to find.

[ORION]

In New Braunfels I'm easy to find. So if anyone is in new braunfels we can go drink a beer or come play me NFL Blitz if I'm at work

[midgetonadonkey]

Oh really I didnt know you actually knew me in real life. If you want to say that and hide behind your computer than thats fine with me. If you want to find out however, then im not hard to find.

haha

e-threats

I'm better at them then you are.

[ATRAIN]

haha

e-threats

I'm better at them then you are.

Wasnt a threat

[ATRAIN]

In New Braunfels I'm easy to find. So if anyone is in new braunfels we can go drink a beer or come play me NFL Blitz if I'm at work


When is wurst fest?

[ORION]

When is wurst fest?
nov 2 - 11. So many beers so much food

[ATRAIN]

nov 2 - 11. So many beers so much food


I have been wanting to go, ill hit you up if I do.

[CuckingFunt]

Why would that be a shame? :wtf
I think AshTRAIN was alluding to a desire to see me killed in a fire.

[CuckingFunt]

I found ATRAIN a perfect Halloween costume.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/2006_10_halloween.jpg
It's missing the grain of sand.

[ATRAIN]

I think AshTRAIN was alluding to a desire to see me killed in a fire.


LOL no knew you werent in SoCal cause we had that discussion before. I was just kidding around.

[Mister Sinister]

You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack. And you may find yourself in another part of the world. And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile. And you may find yourself in a beautiful house...with a beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

[ATRAIN]

You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack. And you may find yourself in another part of the world. And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile. And you may find yourself in a beautiful house...with a beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"


Damn you for putting that song in my head!!

[samikeyp]

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL weak ass shit just like your butt buddy. Since you seem to know a lot about tampons if I ever need them or need advice about them, ill make sure and ask you.

So, you're saying you have yet to get your first period??

So, that makes you an 11 year old little girl.

Have your tits come out yet?

[ATRAIN]

So, you're saying you have yet to get your first period??

So, that makes you an 11 year old little girl.

Have your tits come out yet?


Sorry pee wee you dont get an answer that convo has been over for a while. Try and keep up little guy.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sorry pee wee you dont get an answer that convo has been over for a while. Try and keep up little guy.

So, it's a no for the period?

What about your titties??

Have they come out yet?

[ATRAIN]

So, it's a no for the period?

What about your titties??

Have they come out yet?


Considering your rapist wit, im guessing you cant take no as an answer huh?

[CuckingFunt]

Considering your rapist wit, im guessing you cant take no as an answer huh?
I think that whatever you were trying to say here is a bit out of your reach. Dial it down a little and try again.

[peewee's lovechild]

Considering your rapist wit, im guessing you cant take no as an answer huh?

Rapist wit??

Hmmmm, is there something you want to tell us?

Pervert.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever wasand you may ask yourself...............

[Mister Sinister]

And you may ask yourself, "Where is that beautiful house?" And you may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?" And you may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?" And you may say to yourself, "My God! What have I done?"

[CuckingFunt]

And you may ask yourself, "Can this suit be taken in a little?"

[Mister Sinister]

And you may find yourself in a beautiful house...with a beautiful wife. And you may ask her, "Where's the bathroom at?"

[Viva Las Espuelas]

And you may ask yourself, "Where is that beautiful house?" And you may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?" And you may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?" And you may say to yourself, "My God! What have I done?"what's the name of that tune? i'm bad with titles.

[ORION]

I had a huge plate of Migas this morning , but I had to pay for them

[Mister Sinister]

what's the name of that tune? i'm bad with titles.
Once In A Lifetime, by the Talking Heads. I don't know why, but I've been on a big Talking Heads kick lately.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Who the fuck wears leather (who am I kidding, they were probably fake leather) driving gloves while driving a Kia Rio from Chacon Suzuki?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Once In A Lifetime, by the Talking Heads. I don't know why, but I've been on a big Talking Heads kick lately.cool. i never really checked out talking heads. just the songs they played on mtv back in the day. i may have to check them out.

[ORION]

Who the fuck wears leather (who am I kidding, they were probably fake leather) driving gloves while driving a Kia Rio from Chacon Suzuki?
:lol :lol
what a sight. maybe a jag or a ferrari but never a KIA. Chacon is not very far from me

[samikeyp]

Who the fuck wears leather (who am I kidding, they were probably fake leather) driving gloves while driving a Kia Rio from Chacon Suzuki?

Sounds more like from Maricon Suzuki.

[ORION]

Sounds more like from Maricon Suzuki.
well the guy's name is Rock Music

[Mister Sinister]

We have a Savemore Cash for a dealership up here. The Man in Black rolls over in his grave everytime I see one of those commercials.

[midgetonadonkey]

My fudge round got smashed.

[Mister Sinister]

In b4 gay jokes.

[midgetonadonkey]

I do realize how gay that sounded.

[samikeyp]

My fudge round got smashed.

So next time, you be the top.

[Mister Sinister]

Right. That's why you said it.

[midgetonadonkey]

But my fudge round really did get smashed.

[Mister Sinister]

Tell him not to be so rough next time then.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.littledebbie.com/images/products/fudge1.gif

This kind of Fudge Round.

[Mister Sinister]

We know what you meant, dumbass.

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you really?

[Mister Sinister]

Well, I assumed it was food of some sort, so, kindayeah.

[CuckingFunt]

Little Debbie, Little Debbie! I'm a'coming on home, baby.
'Cause you make me wanna walk... like a camel.



That is one of the greatest songs of all time.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.littledebbie.com/images/products/fudge1.gif

This kind of Fudge Round.

I can't say I've ever had those. I've had Star Crunch, Oatmeal Creme Pies, and the Nutty Bars.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fudge Rounds are fantastic. They are what I imagine God's shits to taste like.

[ORION]

Cause you make me wanna walk... like a camel toe.

[samikeyp]

I can't say I've ever had those. I've had Star Crunch, Oatmeal Creme Pies, and the Nutty Bars.

I have and they rock...as do the Nutty bars.

Swiss Cake Rolls are good too.

[Mister Sinister]

Anyone want to vBookie on when ashbeeigh's going to show up and bitch about having to read multiple pages of bullshit?

[ORION]

lets vbookie who can take the biggest shit

[midgetonadonkey]

Biggest solid shit or most shit per sitting?

[ORION]

Biggest solid shit or most shit per sitting?
total net pounds regardless of smell,color,texture or taste

[T Park]

one the other day after having a club sandwich on wheat both for lunch and dinner, had to be 3 pounds.

Felt like I sat there for 3 hours, and I had damn near read the whole Golf Digest for god sake.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Felt like I sat there for 3 hours, and I had damn near read the whole Golf Digest for god sake.i know it's time to wrap things up once my legs fall asleep. that's my cue.

[ORION]

i know it's time to wrap things up once my legs fall asleep. that's my cue.
I stop when my head hits the ceiling

[T Park]

i know it's time to wrap things up once my legs fall asleep. that's my cue.

Ever let it go past the point to where your foot is purple and and you can try to walk but it doesn't want to move?

Fuckin awesome. Then it hurts or whatever, like a motherfucker after that.

[Melmart1]

You fucking lazy bastards! Get off the toilet quicker! And they say women spend too long in the bathroom. At least we don't come out hobbling from our legs falling asleep.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You fucking lazy bastards! Get off the toilet quicker! this is something that can't be rushed.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ever let it go past the point to where your foot is purple and and you can try to walk but it doesn't want to move?

i havent' gotten to that point. i have fallen asleep on the can for 45 minutes........................................... ..at work, but that was about 10 years ago when i was young and dumb.

[samikeyp]

one the other day after having a club sandwich on wheat both for lunch and dinner, had to be 3 pounds.

yes but how many Courics is that?

[T Park]

i havent' gotten to that point. i have fallen asleep on the can for 45 minutes........................................... ..at work, but that was about 10 years ago when i was young and dumb.

Yeah I did that when i worked in the pro shop at my local course when I was in high school pulling a stupid "party till 5 am, go to work at 6 am to help the head pro"

[T Park]

yes but how many Courics is that?


This is a normal question for me (dumb for others) but "What is a couric"

[samikeyp]

This is a normal question for me (dumb for others) but "What is a couric"

Its a reference to a South Park episode this season. The unit of measuring the weight of a turd was the "Couric" as in Katie Couric.

Kinda funny but not the funniest of the new season.

[ORION]

There are so many good looking ladies all around me

[ORION]

great ....... i saw a lot of a girls boob while I was standing over her and talking to her. now I can't get up for a few minutes

[T Park]

Its a reference to a South Park episode this season. The unit of measuring the weight of a turd was the "Couric" as in Katie Couric.

I thought Katie Couric, but I assumed it was discussed back in like Quattro volume 4 or something.

Thanks.

Oh, it had be 4 Courics. Fucker hurt.

[T Park]

great ....... i saw a lot of a girls boob while I was standing over her and talking to her. now I can't get up for a few minutes

Did you get a glimpse inside the bra? Or was the bra too tight.

[ORION]

Did you get a glimpse inside the bra? Or was the bra too tight.
no she is wearing a black shirt so the lighting inside was bad

[T Park]

no she is wearing a black shirt so the lighting inside was bad

That cunt....

[CuckingFunt]

I touched a girl's boobs without even asking this morning, and I didn't get in trouble for it.

[ORION]

I wonder how many women wouldn't mind showing their boobs if a guy asked

[ORION]

I touched a girl's boobs without even asking this morning, and I didn't get in trouble for it.
awesome !!! ..........I mean interesting. describe the event to me in great detail

[T Park]

I touched a girl's boobs without even asking this morning, and I didn't get in trouble for it.




Is this a riddle? Or are you posting this with a smile and a "fuck you guys" attitude.

[CuckingFunt]

awesome !!! ..........I mean interesting. describe the event to me in great detailThe story's not that interesting. The boobs were my own.

[T Park]

The story's not that interesting. The boobs were my own.

I knew it was a riddle.

[ORION]

The story's not that interesting. The boobs were my own.
go on .......

[T Park]

:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

go on .......If I weren't so vehemently opposed to a certain picture that has become infamous 'round these parts, I can see how it could be used in a rather amusing fashion right now.

[ORION]

If I weren't so vehemently opposed to a certain picture that has become infamous 'round these parts, I can see how it could be used in a rather amusing fashion right now.
wait what picture ? I'm at work! entertain me I'm bored

[ORION]

1Billups1 you dirty dog ! I told you never to show your face around these parts

[CuckingFunt]

wait what picture ? I'm at work! entertain me I'm boredThe hairy man boob pitcure that got peewee ignored.

[ORION]

The hairy man boob pitcure that got peewee ignored.
oh man nevermind :pctoss

[CuckingFunt]

I'm sleepy all of a sudden.

[ORION]

I'm sleepy all of a sudden.
rest your head in 1Billups1's lap

[CuckingFunt]

So, sooo sleepy.

[CuckingFunt]

rest your head in 1Billups1's lapIf I could rest my head in my own lap, I wouldn't spend so much time here.

[T Park]

Doesn't that pretty much apply to all of us on here? :lol

[Insomniac]

So, sooo sleepy.

Tell me about it.

[Melmart1]

Doesn't that pretty much apply to all of us on here? :lol
Ewwwww, T Park would suck his own cock if he could! TMI!

[Melmart1]

I bet 1Billups1 would self-fellate if he could.

[Melmart1]

Wouldn't you, you cocksucker?

[CuckingFunt]

I'd much rather rest my head on Melmart's lap.

[Melmart1]

I'd much rather rest my head on Melmart's lap.
Do you know where I live? Let me draw you a map ...

[Melmart1]

Yep, no denial from 1Billups1. He is definitely a cock gobbler.

[CuckingFunt]

Do you know where I live? Let me draw you a map ...:dizzy

That's my artistic representation of Mel after I get there.

[T Park]

He is definitely a cock gobbler.

I thought the cool new term was "cock mongler"

[T Park]

Ewwwww, T Park would suck his own cock if he could! TMI!

I didn't think of it that way, but no.

Although I think there was a saturday night live sketch with Will Ferrell doing that wasn't there?

[CuckingFunt]

I still like "knob gobbler."

[T Park]

pole smoker is a "oldy but goodie"

[ShoogarBear]

I'm sleepy all of a sudden.Try massaging your boobs.

[ShoogarBear]

mmmmmmmmm . . . Pollo al Limon, and Pastel Tres Leches for dessert.

[Mister Sinister]

It's nothing but flowers.

[Melmart1]

Fuck you all.

[ORION]

I hate 1 and 1/2 bagger coffee

[Melmart1]

What the hell is that?

[ORION]

What the hell is that?
that's how they differentiate the coffee at work

[Melmart1]

I only have the coffee I make here at home. My roommate loves the smell of coffee but hates to drink it :lol

[ORION]

I only have the coffee I make here at home. My roommate loves the smell of coffee but hates to drink it :lol
I hate coffee too but it takes me a couple of hours to actually wake up and I need all the help I can get.

[Melmart1]

I hate coffee too but it takes me a couple of hours to actually wake up and I need all the help I can get.
Funny, I used to hate coffee as well and drank sodas to wake up in the morning. Then I realized that I hated coffee because my grandma made shitty coffee. I should have known she would make shitty coffee because her cooking was shitty, too.

[Melmart1]

What kind of Mexican grandma doesn't know how to cook? Only mine! :madrun

[ORION]

What kind of Mexican grandma doesn't know how to cook? Only mine! :madrun
I didn't think that was possible. I've never met and old mexican woman that could not cook. no wonder your brother is nuts. you guys have a rough childhood

[Melmart1]

I didn't think that was possible. I've never met and old mexican woman that could not cook. no wonder your brother is nuts. you guys have a rough childhood
He'll be here in SA next week. Should warm up around then, things are always warm when the devil is around.

[Melmart1]

And yeah, my grandmother was a shitty cook. She made the nastiest picadillo with no onions or potatoes, soupy fideo, the dryest meatloaf with potatoes that were still raw and hamburger patties that resembled hockey pucks.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Mija, quieres Happy Meal? Then stop crying and get happy!

[Melmart1]

Are you kidding? She was too cheap to buy happy meals! I think that's why my sister and I started cooking at age 8.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Are you kidding? She was too cheap to buy happy meals! I think that's why my sister and I started cooking at age 8.

Then was it on $0.49 Burger Night and split it in half?

[Mister Sinister]

My love for you is like a truck, BERSERKERRRRRR! Would you like some making fuck, BERSERKERRRRRR!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

My love for you is like a truck, BERSERKERRRRRR! Would you like some making fuck, BERSERKERRRRRR!

WTF?

[ORION]

Then was it on $0.49 Burger Night and split it in half?
that was George's Drive in !

[ORION]

I swear if this chick next to me asks me one more time where I went I'm going to pee in her coffee

[O-Factor]

Are you kidding? She was too cheap to buy happy meals! I think that's why my sister and I started cooking at age 8.

A suitable age for a girl to start learning her craft.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ewwwww, T Park would suck his own cock if he could! TMI!

He is a carnie, afterall.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you kidding? She was too cheap to buy happy meals! I think that's why my sister and I started cooking at age 8.

Right around the time of your first pregnancy?

[peewee's lovechild]

I've been logged out of Sirius.

Fuck.

Mother fuckers.

[ATRAIN]

I've been logged out of Sirius.

Fuck.

Mother fuckers.


Do you pay for it?

[peewee's lovechild]

Do you pay for it?

I'm mooching off your new love interest, Midge.

Cock sucker always knocks me off in the afternoon.
He has no consideration whatsoever.

[ATRAIN]

I'm mooching off your new love interest, Midge.

Cock sucker always knocks me off in the afternoon.
He has no consideration whatsoever.


LOL love interest hahah what makes you think that?

Oh do you mean off the web interface that they have? How can he kick you off?

[ORION]

oh my goodness I am bored. Our sales suck so I don't think I'll ask for beer right now ......maybe I will

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

oh my goodness I am bored. Our sales suck so I don't think I'll ask for beer right now ......maybe I will

You should ABSOULTELY ask for the beer!
Justify the need for said libation with the rationale that you need a way to drown your sorrows about sales being so bad and that beer is the only remedy for getting you out of the sad state that you currently dwell in.

[ORION]

You should ABSOULTELY ask for the beer!
Justify the need for said libation with the rationale that you need a way to drown your sorrows about sales being so bad and that beer is the only remedy for getting you out of the sad state that you currently dwell in.
Can I copy and paste this and send it to my director? this is good because my email would have said " We need to boost our sales, lets get stinko"

[midgetonadonkey]

When I log in it logs that fucking freeloader off.

I'm going to change my password unless I start getting shown some appreciation for the hookup.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Can I copy and paste this and send it to my director? this is good because my email would have said " We need to boost our sales, lets get stinko"

Please, by all means!
All I ask in return is that you record any and all debauchery that occurs as a result of said morale boosting celebrations, and post the results here.

[peewee's lovechild]

When I log in it logs that fucking freeloader off.

I'm going to change my password unless I start getting shown some appreciation for the hookup.

I grab your ass all the time. That should be appreciation enough.

[ORION]

Please, by all means!
All I ask in return is that you record any and all debauchery that occurs as a result of said morale boosting celebrations, and post the results here.
I will do that.

[CuckingFunt]

I am both hungry and horny.

However, I'm too lazy to want to make lunch and I've got no one to fuck.

Woe is me.

[peewee's lovechild]

I am both hungry and horny.

However, I'm too lazy to want to make lunch and I've got no one to fuck.

Woe is me.

I can help with the horny, but I'm not sure I can help with the hungry.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fucking Midge gave me some Wheat Thins.

I still have the cardboard aftertaste in my mouth.

[CuckingFunt]

Fucking Midge gave me some Wheat Thins.

I still have the cardboard aftertaste in my mouth.Triscuits are better.

[T Park]

Grilled portabellos with some rosemary stuffed chicken breasts, i could would help the hunger.

The other part, not even goin there.

[Melmart1]

A suitable age for a girl to start learning her craft.
I'm still not going out on a date with you.

[T Park]

Cracked Pepper and Olive Oil Triscuits for the Mfing win.

[CuckingFunt]

Grilled portabellos

I will never understand the appeal of portabellos, or any other variety of mushroom. They taste like dirty sponges.

[Melmart1]

Grilled portabellos with some rosemary stuffed chicken breasts, i could would help the hunger.

The other part, not even goin there.
Because you have already self-fellated for the day.

[T Park]

I havent gone marilyn manson and removed ribs to do that.

The idea posted that "everyone would do it" has turned into a bomb.

I apologize.

[T Park]

I will never understand the appeal of portabellos, or any other variety of mushroom. They taste like dirty sponges.

From what I've read you seem to be a healthy eater, and alot of the healthy eaters I know, eat those.

I can't stand them either.

[peewee's lovechild]

Grilled portabellos with some rosemary stuffed chicken breasts, i could would help the hunger.

The other part, not even goin there.

No longer denying the gay rumors?

[T Park]

No longer denying the gay rumors?


Just ignoring your childishness.

[Melmart1]

Just ignoring your childishness.
peewee is used to being ignored :)

[peewee's lovechild]

Mushrooms are harvested from cow and horse shit.

I'm not even joking.

[peewee's lovechild]

peewee is used to being ignored :)

That was harsh.

[T Park]

peewee is used to being ignored

He prob whispers it under his breath while gawking at women in the supermarket.

"Ignore me bitch, fuck yeah, do it"


Then goes and whacks off in the produce aisle to the shreaks of mothers and the horrors of produce boys and the disgust of the cops who arrest him.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't ignore peewee.

[Melmart1]

He prob whispers it under his breath while gawking at women in the supermarket.

"Ignore me bitch, fuck yeah, do it"
You really do need to learn to leave well-enough alone.

[T Park]

Mushrooms are harvested from cow and horse shit.

I'm not even joking.

its used as mulch in alot of foods.

Hence the "washing" before using..

[T Park]

You really do need to learn to leave well-enough alone.


Yeah thats what my guidance counselor said.

[Melmart1]

He prob whispers it under his breath while gawking at women in the supermarket.

"Ignore me bitch, fuck yeah, do it"


Then goes and whacks off in the produce aisle to the shreaks of mothers and the horrors of produce boys and the disgust of the cops who arrest him.
And now you went and added a whole new section since I replied :lmao

A free tip: Just because it sounds good in your head doesn't mean in translates well to the written word.

Another free tip: Never buy a television from a man on the street who is out of breath.

[T Park]

A free tip: Just because it sounds good in your head doesn't mean in translates well to the written word.

noted.

[Melmart1]

Mushrooms are harvested from cow and horse shit.

I'm not even joking.
chorizo is made from intestines that used to hold pig shit. Doesn't make either of them less delicious.

[Melmart1]

chorizo is made from intestines that used to hold pig shit. Doesn't make either of them less delicious.
And I KNOW peewee knows all about the taste of chorizo.

[T Park]

And now you went and added a whole new section since I replied

accidentally hit tab enter instead of just enter.

[CuckingFunt]

Kettle style chips made from sweet potatoes are fucking awesome.

[T Park]

Props to Mel for having the cajones to quote herself.

Nice :tu

[T Park]

Kettle style chips made from sweet potatoes are fucking awesome

French Fries made from sweet potatoes as well.

[ORION]

Fucking Midge gave me some Wheat Thins.

I still have the cardboard aftertaste in my mouth.
so let me get this straight. you fucked midge all he gave you were wheat thins afterwards and you have a cardboard taste in your mouth...

[ORION]

1Billups1 ......CATCH ! :pctoss

[Melmart1]

so let me get this straight. you fucked midge all he gave you were wheat thins afterwards and you have a cardboard taste in your mouth...
If they were engaging in gay sex, it beats the alternative taste he could have had in his mouth.

[peewee's lovechild]

He prob whispers it under his breath while gawking at women in the supermarket.

"Ignore me bitch, fuck yeah, do it"


Then goes and whacks off in the produce aisle to the shreaks of mothers and the horrors of produce boys and the disgust of the cops who arrest him.

That's pretty much how it goes.

But, they're produce girls, not produce boys.

[ORION]

1Billups1 ......CATCH ! :pctoss
Dang It 1Billups1 , you dropped it

[peewee's lovechild]

And I KNOW peewee knows all about the taste of chorizo.

Chorizo & Beans, and Chorizo & Papas are god's gifts to Mexicans everywheres!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

If they were engaging in gay sex, it beats the alternative taste he could have had in his mouth.
There was fudge all over my ding-dong!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck T Park. He is worse than ATRAIN/ashbeeigh.

[ORION]

ORION, 1Billups1
why do you have to sit so close?

[peewee's lovechild]

ORION, 1Billups1
why do you have to sit so close?

You should try blowing one of his 1s.

Maybe he'll like it and talk to you.

[peewee's lovechild]

ORION, 1Billups1
why do you have to sit so close?
Remember that time when you blew one of 1Billups1's 1s and he liked it and he came on your face and then he said "Fuck You" and you got all butt hurt and started to cry?

[ORION]

Remember that time when you blew one of 1Billups1's 1s and he liked it and he came on your face and then he said "Fuck You" and you got all butt hurt and started to cry?
no.... but I remeber the time midge gave it to you hard and he pulled it out and reached behind him and grabbed a handful of wheat thins and shoved them in your mouth to gag you because you were screaming too loud. then you said "oh this are stale !" ... and 1Billups1 was hiding in the closet and never said a word the whole time

[Melmart1]

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Melmart1, 1Billups1

It's just you and me. Wanna get naked?

[1369]

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Melmart1, 1Billups1

It's just you and me. Wanna get naked?

Whoa....hey....hi...

You ladies order a pizza?

[peewee's lovechild]

no.... but I remeber the time midge gave it to you hard and he pulled it out and reached behind him and grabbed a handful of wheat thins and shoved them in your mouth to gag you because you were screaming too loud. then you said "oh this are stale !" ... and 1Billups1 was hiding in the closet and never said a word the whole time

Fuck you, asshole!!!

They were Doritos.

[peewee's lovechild]

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Melmart1, 1Billups1

It's just you and me. Wanna get naked?

Fuck, 1Billiups1 gets this invite and I've been begging for weeks????

This just isn't fair!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm angry.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm angry.

Did Sil hide your favorite dildo?

[midgetonadonkey]

Figuratively speaking, yes she did.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm still hungry.

And horny.

Got dammit!!

[T Park]

Fuck T Park. He is worse than ATRAIN/ashbeeigh.


Go to hell.

[ShoogarBear]

WTF?Damn, JB. I would have thought you would have been down with Clerks.

[ShoogarBear]

I am both hungry and horny.

However, I'm too lazy to want to make lunch and I've got no one to fuck.

Woe is me.If you had a couple of bananas your problems would be solved.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Damn, JB. I would have thought you would have been down with Clerks.

I honestly haven't seen Clerks in ages.

[Melmart1]

Fuck, 1Billiups1 gets this invite and I've been begging for weeks????

This just isn't fair!!!!!!
You haven't been begging for weeks. And besides, its just to provoke a reaction. He didn't answer so obviously he is a homo.

[Melmart1]

I'm angry.
If I had to work with peewee and a boss who smelled like ramen, I would be angry too.

[peewee's lovechild]

If I had to work with peewee and a boss who smelled like ramen, I would be angry too.

You don't mean that.

You'd probably enjoy working with me.
Who else will rub your back and your feet in the same day?

[peewee's lovechild]

You haven't been begging for weeks. And besides, its just to provoke a reaction. He didn't answer so obviously he is a homo.

He probably is, and I have been begging for almost two weeks.

[Melmart1]

He probably is, and I have been begging for almost two weeks.
You have never begged to see me naked.

[peewee's lovechild]

You have never begged to see me naked.

Well, I'm begging now.

This is day one.

Don't make me beg for weeks.

[Melmart1]

Well, I'm begging now.

This is day one.

Don't make me beg for weeks.
Ok, I will make you beg for years instead. :)

[CuckingFunt]

How long do I have to beg?

[peewee's lovechild]

Ok, I will make you beg for years instead. :)

I guess I'll have to wait a couple of years.

[Melmart1]

How long do I have to beg?
You don't have to beg, you just need a plane ticket.

[Melmart1]

So I take it that CF knows the story of peewee's blowup with the jehovahs?

[Melmart1]

I would like to know this story.

[CuckingFunt]

You don't have to beg, you just need a plane ticket.God damn, I'm a pimp.

[Melmart1]

I still won't get naked or anything just to hear it thought.

[batman2883]

dont you wanna go where everybody knows your name

[batman2883]

and they're all so glad you came

[Melmart1]

Hey, its bulletboy!

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Batman dude how many people have you knocked in the face with those brass knuckles??

Did you get a TRU tat across your stomach?

[batman2883]

ha ha ha i didnt have any brass knuckles, i was just passed out in the back seat damn it

[batman2883]

i feel i shoiuld make a rap album now, all my friends are pressuring me to do it

[LaMarcus Bryant]

You have more street cred than most of your peers

though i suggest not denying your obvious mexican heritage if you want to pursue a career in the rap industry

You should change your name to like Mark Mencia
or Carlos Gustavo

or Santos
that's a pretty dominant name

[samikeyp]

Make him beg Mel.

[CuckingFunt]

So I take it that CF knows the story of peewee's blowup with the jehovahs?Indeed I do.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Grab your glocks when you see Batman
Call the cops when you see Batman, Uhh
Who shot me,
But, your punks didn't finish
Now, you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace
nigga, I hit 'em up

[samikeyp]

I have a story about a run in with Jehovah's....pretty funny actually.

[peewee's lovechild]

I still won't get naked or anything just to hear it thought.

:depressed

Then, there's no reason to revisit that shame.

[ShoogarBear]

and they're all so glad you cameDoes it hurt when you take a deep breath?

[peewee's lovechild]

Indeed I do.

Isn't it funny?

[CuckingFunt]

Isn't it funny?Yes, it is.

But the funniest part doesn't even involve you directly.

[Melmart1]

I have to go play darts soon. I don't want to.

[Melmart1]

After a few beers, though maybe I will be more in the mood.

[CuckingFunt]

I have to go play darts soon. I don't want to.I have to do homework soon. I definitely don't want to do that.

[Melmart1]

I got a trophy for last season at our awards ceremony last weekend. :lol

[Melmart1]

I have to do homework soon. I definitely don't want to do that.
Yeah, you got me beat.

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah, you got me beat.I would have had the action packed double bill of homework AND laundry, but I was able to find enough clean clothes to put together a makeshift outfit for tomorrow.

[ShoogarBear]

After a few beers, though maybe I will be more in the mood.:eyebrows

[peewee's lovechild]

Yes, it is.

But the funniest part doesn't even involve you directly.

Yes it does.

Are you talking about the family meeting/intervention?

[Melmart1]

:eyebrows
Gotdamnit! Every time I don't watch carefully what I say, Shoogs is the one who catches it! You have a radar for this stuff, I swear.

[peewee's lovechild]

After a few beers, though maybe I will be more in the mood.

I'm hoping that after a few beers, you'll be in the mood for me.

[FromWayDowntown]

I have to go play darts soon. I don't want to.

I don't want to write this brief (not so brief; 25 pages) I'm working on.

:pctoss


I'm pretty sure I could muster the desire to go play darts.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Goddamn, this arroz con pollo with beans is delicious.

[CuckingFunt]

Yes it does.

Are you talking about the family meeting/intervention?No.

But I can't ellaborate on what I am talking about unless you share the whole story. I'm not enough of a brat to keep discussing something that no one else can follow.