Free Quattro Razor (9)

[ORION]

.......and what's with forwarding dancing dudes?
no its actually some dude getting punched in the face

[ORION]

The file is saved as .gif?

When you right click on the file can you preview it?
I never saved them before

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

no its actually some dude getting punched in the face

By a scantily clad girl?

[ORION]

By a scantily clad girl?
could be but no one will ever know unless they look on my damn screen

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd299/zdrumrguy/2yytjyp.gif

[Viva Las Espuelas]

nothing funnier than people getting hit in the face.

[CuckingFunt]

Pervy English instructor invited me to the party he and his fiancee are throwing tonight. I think he's angling for a threesome.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Pervy English instructor invited me to the party he and his fiancee are throwing tonight. I think he's angling for a threesome.how humble of you.

[CuckingFunt]

how humble of you.No, just realistic.

I'm an openly bisexual woman, Viva. I've yet to meet a single heterosexual male since I turned 18 who WASN'T angling for a threesome.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No, just realistic.

I'm an openly bisexual woman, Viva. I've yet to meet a single heterosexual male since I turned 18 who WASN'T angling for a threesome.i'm more of a one on one type guy, but thanks for sharing.

[CuckingFunt]

My new t-shirt cracks me up.

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/4205/92851014dv0.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

i'm more of a one on one type guy

Good for you. I wasn't making an offer.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Good for you. I wasn't making an offer.believe me. i wasn't in no way shape or form asking. jeez

[T Park]

Viva, if she asked you to watch you'd be there in 5 mins.

Don't act like you wouldn't.....

[to21]

^ Hell I would.

CF, if it means an A in his class..........go for it.

[CuckingFunt]

^ Hell I would.

CF, if it means an A in his class..........go for it.I'm already getting an A in the class.

[to21]

I'm already getting an A in the class.

Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me.

Then do it for any other reason than to get an A.

[ashbeeigh]

California better watch out. I'm coming to get you.

[jman3000]

as gay as it was for midge to help me learn how to tie my tie... it was greatly appreciated.

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/356/img0014hn1.jpg

:elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant

[T Park]

Jman pulls off the gay myspace picture function to show his tie

props :tu :lmao

[ashbeeigh]

as gay as it was for midge to help me learn how to tie my tie... it was greatly appreciated.


No lie, one of my co-workers brought a handful of ties to work one day and asked another one of my co-workers to tie them for him because his wife had left for work early.

[midgetonadonkey]

We have finished a 12 of Dos Equis and a bottle of Jager. We are headed to the store for another 6.

God bless Halloween.

[Melmart1]

I'll make up for lost drinking time tomorrow during dart league.

[jman3000]

nothing like drunk driving with remnants of kids walking the streets to end a night...

[midgetonadonkey]

I'll make up for lost drinking time tomorrow during dart league.

Where are you playing tomorrow?

Sandra said she wants to meet you. :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

I still like my decision to hang out at home an unwind tonight rather than going to a party that would bore me, but I'm WAY too sober for it to be Halloween.

[peewee's lovechild]

yeah. i was trying to get only pryor in the gif doing his "scaring whitey" twitch, but that was too much work. i'll think of something else, but that'll do for now.

How did that go?

- "Honkey, honkey!"
- "######."
- "Dead Honkey!!!"

[Melmart1]

Where are you playing tomorrow?

Sandra said she wants to meet you. :eyebrows
Orly?

[CuckingFunt]

Orly?There was a girl in my statistics class this morning dressed as an O RLY owl. Pretty good costume.

[peewee's lovechild]

In the spirit of Halloween:

http://www.jesusdressup.com/

Have fun.

This shit is fun.

[peewee's lovechild]

You can order Jesus dress up refrigerator magnets!!

Looks like I found my stocking stuffers.

I have a stocking stuffer of a different kind.

[peewee's lovechild]

show me ANYONE that isn't a hypocrite

Dr. Josef Mengele.

[peewee's lovechild]

show me ANYONE that isn't a hypocrite

Lucifer.

[Silver21_Black20]

Orly?

Oh yea! ;)

[CuckingFunt]

God damn Texas.

If it weren't so far away, I could have drunken girly fun with Mel and Sil, too.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm against men putting their penises up other mens asses, but I'm okay with putting my penis up a woman's ass.

Does that make me a hypocrite??

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh yea! ;)

Take pictures and distribute them to your friends.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm against men putting their penises up other mens asses, but I'm okay with putting my penis up a woman's ass.

Does that make me a hypocrite??No. Just a dirty prevert.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yesterday on the Food Network I saw a restaurant called Psycho Suzie's where they serve deep-fried snickers bars. Also, there was this pub in Portland where they serve a hard boiled egg wrapped in sausage, breaded, and deep fried.

Deep fried foods are the key to life, in my opinion.

[peewee's lovechild]

I saw "Immortal Beloved" for the upteenth time today.

That movie is close to perfection.

[peewee's lovechild]

Now I'm watching porn.

[peewee's lovechild]

There's some fisting going on but, strangely enough, I'm not aroused.

[T Park]

drunken lesbian sex is the key to life IMo.

What do I know...

[peewee's lovechild]

I miss cigarrettes.

[peewee's lovechild]

I miss the way they sound when you first light them up.

[peewee's lovechild]

I miss the smell of nicotine.

[peewee's lovechild]

I need some weed, maybe that will help ween me off of nicotine.

[peewee's lovechild]

Shiner Bock should replace milk in womens titties.

[CuckingFunt]

There's some fisting going on but, strangely enough, I'm not aroused.There's very little in porn that turns me off quite as much as fisting.

Just unpleasant.

[peewee's lovechild]

God had it all wrong . . . beer is so much better than milk.

[peewee's lovechild]

Imagine if we pissed beer all day???

Fuck, I'd be drinking my piss all day.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fucking too much candy today.

[peewee's lovechild]

Everyone needs to shove some candy corn up their asses.

[Silver21_Black20]

Now I'm watching porn.

Me too.

[peewee's lovechild]

Who the fuck even likes candy corn?

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck!!!!

Now I'm pissed that candy corn even exists.

[CuckingFunt]

I've had one little bag of Reese's Pieces and a roll of Smarties, but that's it.

I'm proud of myself.

[CuckingFunt]

Me too.Me too, oddly enough.

[peewee's lovechild]

Me too.

Are you sex crazed maniacs watching some Bree Olsen porn???

[peewee's lovechild]

I've had one little bag of Reese's Pieces and a roll of Smarties, but that's it.

I'm proud of myself.

I'm shitting chocolate, I've eaten so much.

[peewee's lovechild]

The dude who was fisting the chick has a cock bigger than his arm.

[peewee's lovechild]

I need to buy some Enzyte.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have a 14 inch cock . . . when I measure it from my taint.

[peewee's lovechild]

The measuring tape is cold.

[peewee's lovechild]

Masturbation has lost its appeal.

[CuckingFunt]

The dude who was fisting the chick has a cock bigger than his arm.Correction: He has a prosthetic cock bigger than his arm.

[CuckingFunt]

Masturbation has lost its appeal.Lies.

[peewee's lovechild]

My dick is looking at me as if to say, "Hey, this is getting kinda pointless. Do you have any Eskimo porn?"

[peewee's lovechild]

Correction: He has a prosthetic cock bigger than his arm.

That fucker looks real and the chick is twisting in pain.

All I want for Christmas is 18 inches on my dick.

That would make it a net gain of 16 inches.

[peewee's lovechild]

Lies.

It's true.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm gonna try to masturbate to Fraggle Rock.

Maybe that will do the trick.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I had a little bag of M&M's and a little bag of Reese's Pieces.

Now I'm reading over this health insurance plan from work that I was just told I'm eligible for. I'm thankful my previous employer didn't want to get liability insurance for us driving. They made us switch to another company through which we're paid, but would cover us driving.

[peewee's lovechild]

Not working . . . too happy.

[CuckingFunt]

That fucker looks real and the chick is twisting in pain.Of course it looks real. No one would by it if it looked like he was just holding a dildo.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, anyway, Nostradamus and the Ancient Mayas say that the world will end in 2012.

That gives me roughly 4 years to reach my goals.

[peewee's lovechild]

Of course it looks real. No one would by it if it looked like he was just holding a dildo.

I didn't know humans could buy attatchments for their pingas.

[peewee's lovechild]

My pinga's angry with me.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's amazing because it's kinda cold, yet my balls are sagging.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's a scientific breakthrough.

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't know humans could buy attatchments for their pingas.I'd imagine they'd have to be specially made.

[peewee's lovechild]

If Nostradamus is right, then I'm pissed that I only have 4 years to reach my goal in life.

[peewee's lovechild]

That being that I want to fuck a woman in every country of the world.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd have to skip on Nambia and Zimbabwe.

Them bitches just crazy!!

[CuckingFunt]

If Nostradamus is right, then I'm pissed that I only have 4 years to reach my goal in life.Luckily, I don't know what my goal in life is, so I don't have to worry about missing out.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That being that I want to fuck a woman in every country of the world.

Better get crackin'.

[peewee's lovechild]

Now, because of Nostradamus and the fucking Mayas, I have changed my life's goal to fuck a woman in every continent.

[Silver21_Black20]

Are you sex crazed maniacs watching some Bree Olsen porn???

Oddly enough, yea.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've got North America covered.

And, I've also got Europe.

[CuckingFunt]

Now, because of Nostradamus and the fucking Mayas, I have changed my life's goal to fuck a woman in every continent.Even Antarctica?

[peewee's lovechild]

Now, I only need South America, Africa, Asia, and Australia.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Even Antarctica?

They've got scientists.

[CuckingFunt]

Oddly enough, yea.I never know the names of the people in my porn.

[peewee's lovechild]

Even Antarctica?

I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do about Antartica.

I guess I'll have to fuck a penguin or some shit like that.

But, they're just not sexy and they fucking bite.

[midgetonadonkey]

Peewee is up late because his guilt for masturbating to transvestite porn is overwhelming him.

[CuckingFunt]

Peewee is up late because his guilt for masturbating to transvestite porn is overwhelming him.Understandable.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oddly enough, yea.

Lucky bastards.

I don't have any more room left on my hard drive.

**He, he, he . . . "hard"**

So, I haven't been able to download her shit.

[Silver21_Black20]

Where's mel?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Guess what I saw while taking the escalator at Rivercenter Mall on Tuesday afternoon?

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/6594/76161602sm2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee is up late because his guilt for masturbating to transvestite porn is overwhelming him.

Na, I started with that because I wanted to "shake things up".

I need a cigarrette.

[peewee's lovechild]

Where's mel?

She's sleeping.

I'd wake her, but she hates when I do that.

[peewee's lovechild]

Guess what I saw while taking the escalator at Rivercenter Mall on Tuesday afternoon?

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/6594/76161602sm2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

A six foot penis.

[peewee's lovechild]

A penis with teeth.

[peewee's lovechild]

A bloody penis.

[peewee's lovechild]

A six foot tampon.

[peewee's lovechild]

A used rubber.

[peewee's lovechild]

An aborted fetus.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

A six foot tampon.

I already said I was at Rivercenter.

[peewee's lovechild]

An aborted fetus fried sunny side up.

[Silver21_Black20]

Lucky bastards.

I don't have any more room left on my hard drive.

**He, he, he . . . "hard"**

So, I haven't been able to download her shit.

It's pretty good.

Do you have any Jager?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

A used rubber.


I already said I was at Rivercenter.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

An aborted fetus.


I already said I was at Rivercenter.

[peewee's lovechild]

I already said I was at Rivercenter.

A river.

[CuckingFunt]

Johnny B saw God.

And, apparently, bought him.

Fucking bad ass!!

[peewee's lovechild]

It's pretty good.

Do you have any Jager?

I'm still waiting on my fucking vodka.

[peewee's lovechild]

Johnny B saw God.

And, apparently, bought him.

Fucking bad ass!!

God is an aborted fetus fried sunny side up??

[peewee's lovechild]

I think the Chinese eat aborted fetuses.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Johnny B saw God.

And, apparently, bought him.

Fucking bad ass!!

I was getting ready to take the escalator down and I looked into the store as I stepped on. I initially said, "I'll come back and get it later," (I was on my way to work).

But by the time I reached the lower level, I jumped right over to the up and walked into Sam Goody.

[peewee's lovechild]

Those crazy mother fuckers will eat anything.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was getting ready to take the escalator down and I looked into the store as I stepped on. I initially said, "I'll come back and get it later," (I was on my way to work).

But by the time I reached the lower level, I jumped right over to the up and walked into Sam Goody.

Sam Goody has aborted fetuses?

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet the Chinese Sam Goody's have aborted fetuses.

Freeze dried, of course.

[CuckingFunt]

I think the Chinese eat aborted fetuses.I eat aborted fetuses.

They're good hard boiled on salads.

[peewee's lovechild]

I eat aborted fetuses.

They're good hard boiled on salads.

Why would anybody hard boil a fetus??

Do yours have hair??

Are the nails and toe nails crunchy?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

God is my copilot. He likes the XM, too.

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/8545/photo103007002ga0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[peewee's lovechild]

That looks like a penis with teeth.

[peewee's lovechild]

An angry penis.

[peewee's lovechild]

My penis is still angry with me, but my balls have shrunk.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've gone from porn to Smoking Aces.

[CuckingFunt]

Why would anybody hard boil a fetus??

Do yours have hair??

Are the nails and toe nails crunchy?No one said it was a human fetus.

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/4940/boiledeggyr2.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

Jason Bateman with herpes sores all over his mouth is some funny shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

No one said it was a human fetus.

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/4940/boiledeggyr2.jpg

Chickens don't have fetuses.
They don't have souls.

[CuckingFunt]

Smoking Aces was not very good, but I still kinda liked it.

[CuckingFunt]

Chickens don't have fetuses.
They don't have souls.Human fetuses don't have souls either.

[peewee's lovechild]

Whatever happened to Bateman's sister??

I used to jack off to her on Family Ties.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm still waiting on my fucking vodka.

Well keep waiting bitch.

You should have oe over. We had a 12 pack of Dos XX and a bottle of Jager. We gave out candy and Ramen noodles.

[Silver21_Black20]

Drunk posting is overrated.

[peewee's lovechild]

Smoking Aces was not very good, but I still kinda liked it.

I'm watching the scene with all the hookers all over the floor all nekkid and what not.

[peewee's lovechild]

Human fetuses don't have souls either.

They do, it's a blue dot near the throat.

You just have to look real carefully.

[CuckingFunt]

I remembered that I have tequila in my house. I am now drinking a margarita on the rocks.

It's really not that exciting.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well keep waiting bitch.

You should have oe over. We had a 12 pack of Dos XX and a bottle of Jager. We gave out candy and Ramen noodles.

Thanks for the invite.

Really.

I feel special.

[peewee's lovechild]

Drunk posting is overrated.

Farting is overrated.

Jebus Crust I could fuel a small country right now.

[peewee's lovechild]

I remembered that I have tequila in my house. I am now drinking a margarita on the rocks.

It's really not that exciting.

Pussiest drink ever.

Drink the Quila straight.

[peewee's lovechild]

Smoking Aces isn't good the second time around.

[peewee's lovechild]

I want to watch Immortal Beloved again.

[CuckingFunt]

Pussiest drink ever.

Drink the Quila straight.Vodka is the only thing I like straight.



Well... vodka, and men.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think we should let Jews and Muslims duke it out.

I mean, nukes and everything.

Winner takes all.

[peewee's lovechild]

Vodka is the only thing I like straight.



Well... vodka, and men.

You don't know what your missing.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Smoking Aces was not very good, but I still kinda liked it.


A twist isn't a twist at all if you know it's coming.

Sunshine was better than expected. Had the potential to be one of the best sci-fi flicks ever. Too much ebb and flow to reach that lofty goal, though.

[peewee's lovechild]

Prostitutes are god's way of saying, "If you've got the money, honey, I've got what you need."

[CuckingFunt]

A twist isn't a twist at all if you know it's coming.

Sunshine was better than expected. Had the potential to be one of the best sci-fi flicks ever. Too much ebb and flow to reach that lofty goal, though.I heard both good and bad about that one. Plan on renting it when it comes out.

[peewee's lovechild]

A twist isn't a twist at all if you know it's coming.

Sunshine was better than expected. Had the potential to be one of the best sci-fi flicks ever. Too much ebb and flow to reach that lofty goal, though.

Little Miss Sunshine was funny as hell, but I don't see it as Sci-fi.

[CuckingFunt]

Prostitutes are god's way of saying, "If you've got the money, honey, I've got what you need."Prostitutes are God's way of accelerating natural selection.

[peewee's lovechild]

I like the idea of a prostitute, but I hate the idea of paying.

[peewee's lovechild]

There should be like a Half Price Prostitutes store somewhere.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

The cinematography is amazing. Plot holes galore.

[peewee's lovechild]

What does $20 get you nowadays?

[CuckingFunt]

There should be like a Half Price Prostitutes store somewhere.There is.

But, sadly, you only get half the prostitute.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm hanging a sock off my dick.

It looks funny.

[peewee's lovechild]

There is.

But, sadly, you only get half the prostitute.

As long as I get the half with a vagina.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, I'd probably miss the titties.

[CuckingFunt]

The cinematography is amazing.

Certainly looked that way in the commercials I saw.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

There should be like a Half Price Prostitutes store somewhere.


Used to be a gal close to where I worked at the time that gave $2 blowjobs.

The ensuing herps was her gift to you at no charge.

[peewee's lovechild]

"Jala Mi Wine" is spanish for "Halloween".

[CuckingFunt]

I'm hanging a sock off my dick.

It looks funny.The sock, or your dick?

[peewee's lovechild]

Used to be a gal close to where I worked at the time that gave $2 blowjobs.

The ensuing herps was her gift to you at no charge.

The have pills for the herps.

$2 is a fucking bargain.

[T Park]

Whats the appeal behind getting drunk?

[CuckingFunt]

Used to be a gal close to where I worked at the time that gave $2 blowjobs.

The ensuing herps was her gift to you at no charge.I do so love buyer incentives.

[peewee's lovechild]

The sock, or your dick?

It's funny because I don't know where the sock is hanging from.

[peewee's lovechild]

Whats the appeal behind getting drunk?

What's the appeal of taking money from little kids?

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if carnies give blow jobs on the side for extra money.

[CuckingFunt]

What's the appeal of taking money from little kids?Now, that's just a silly question.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Whats the appeal behind getting drunk?


Hmmm...

Escape. Acceptance. Self-loathing. Denial. Courage. Guilt.


Just a few.

[T Park]

What's the appeal of taking money from little kids?

I don't know what is it.

[T Park]

Hmmm...

Escape. Acceptance. Self-loathing. Denial. Courage. Guilt.


hmm have the self loathing, have the denial, have the guilt.

acceptance, yup.

Escape? fuck, im still here...

[T Park]

I wonder if carnies give blow jobs on the side for extra money.

i wonder if librarians fap the little boys cause they look like harry potter

[peewee's lovechild]

- "Mister, how much is it to get in the ride?"
- "Well, I don't know young lad. I guess it all depends."
- "Depends on what mister?"
- "Depends on what kinda heat your packing in them trousers of yours."
- "What's "packing heat" mean?"
- "Oh, this is going to be fun. Follow me behind this tent, young lad."
- "This doesn't look like fun."

[T Park]

"Mister, how much is it to get in the ride?"
- "Well, I don't know young lad. I guess it all depends."
- "Depends on what mister?"
- "Depends on what kinda heat your packing in them trousers of yours."
- "What's "packing heat" mean?"
- "Oh, this is going to be fun. Follow me behind this tent, young lad."
- "This doesn't look like fun."


you think your funny?

[peewee's lovechild]

i wonder if librarians fap the little boys cause they look like harry potter

I work at a University.

I see nothing but Tits and Ass walking around all day.

[CuckingFunt]

you think your funny?Your funny what?

[peewee's lovechild]

you think your funny?

It's a distinct possibility.

[peewee's lovechild]

Your funny what?

"Funny how? Funny ha-ha?"

[T Park]

I dont mind getting made fun of.

But the child thing, seriously gotta draw the line at that.

[peewee's lovechild]

I hope somebody brings back the Communist Party in the good ol' U.S. of A.

[CuckingFunt]

I dont mind getting made fun of.

But the child thing, seriously gotta draw the line at that.Is it because people might believe it? Like the gay thing?

[peewee's lovechild]

I dont mind getting made fun of.

But the child thing, seriously gotta draw the line at that.

Is it pedo-guilt?

[T Park]

Is it because people might believe it? Like the gay thing?

No, my cousin was sexually abused at 7 by a teacher, and its a sore subject.

[peewee's lovechild]

Is it because people might believe it? Like the gay thing?

He's a pedo-fag??

[T Park]

Is it pedo-guilt

seriously.

quit.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Went over a girl's house this week whose friend I had briefly dated a few years back.

Learned the girl I dated was still embarrassed with how she acted at my non denial/denial.

I giggled.

[peewee's lovechild]

No, my cousin was sexually abused at 7 by a teacher, and its a sore subject.

:)

[CuckingFunt]

Went over a girl's house this week whose friend I had briefly dated a few years back.

Learned the girl I dated was still embarrassed with how she acted at my non denial/denial.

I giggled.Did you also chortle?

[peewee's lovechild]

Went over a girl's house this week whose friend I had briefly dated a few years back.

Learned the girl I dated was still embarrassed with how she acted at my non denial/denial.

I giggled.

I went to a girls house this week and she said, "I just called the cops" as she slammed her bedroom door.

It was weird, so I just took off.

[T Park]

Learned the girl I dated was still embarrassed with how she acted at my non denial/denial.




Yes!!!

Nooooo !!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Soft core porn sucks ass.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Did you also chortle?

No. I wanted to, but the situation didn't call for it.

[peewee's lovechild]

I could be a magnificent actor in soft core porn.

[T Park]

I went to a girls house this week and she said, "I just called the cops" as she slammed her bedroom door.



Maybe if you knocked first.

They dont like it when you open the bathroom door on em.

[peewee's lovechild]

My name would be Marco Pole.

[T Park]

I could be a magnificent actor in soft core porn.

You can act like your dry humping something?

[CuckingFunt]

I went to a girls house this week and she said, "I just called the cops" as she slammed her bedroom door.

It was weird, so I just took off.That's not what I said.

You just heard me wrong and ran off too fast for me to clarify.

[peewee's lovechild]

Maybe if you knocked first.

They dont like it when you open the bathroom door on em.

Well, there was the issue with me picking her door lock.

I've learned that people don't appreciate that too much.

[T Park]

My name would be Marco Pole.

Pole Largo much better.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's not what I said.

You just heard me wrong and ran off too fast for me to clarify.

That was you?

[T Park]

Well, there was the issue with me picking her door lock.

I've learned that people don't appreciate that too much.

I learned that the hard way too.

Still have the scar from her sharp ended hair brush on my shoulder.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder what kind of sex noises Mel makes.

[CuckingFunt]

No. I wanted to, but the situation didn't call for it.The situation seldom calls for it, which is unfortunate.

As far back as I can remember, I've wanted to re-tell a story and include the line, "I chortled, . . ." but I've never been able to.

[peewee's lovechild]

She probably sounds like a screeching owl.

[peewee's lovechild]

That is a turn on.

[T Park]

That's not what I said.

You just heard me wrong and ran off too fast for me to clarify

She said she has cuffs like the cops...

[peewee's lovechild]

How can I get Mel to fall for me???

Suggestions anyone??

[peewee's lovechild]

Chicks eating chicks out is almost as good as the sun rising in the morning.

[T Park]

I prefer to gufaw at former exploits.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think The Funt and I are about to have e-sex . . . so, if you'll excuse me . . .

[T Park]

How can I get Mel to fall for me???

Suggestions anyone??

become the world's best dart player?

[T Park]

Chicks eating chicks out is almost as good as the sun rising in the morning.

one chick eating another chick while another chick puts on a strap on and fucks said girl whos eating other girl out.

Now THATS, the sun rising...

[CuckingFunt]

I think The Funt and I are about to have e-sex . . . so, if you'll excuse me . . .Oh, peewee... you should know by now you're not allowed to say "goodbye" in here.

[CuckingFunt]

one chick eating another chick while another chick puts on a strap on and fucks said girl whos eating other girl out.

Now THATS, the sun rising...Nope.

The sun rising is being able to participate in such an activity and not just watch.

[peewee's lovechild]

Those was the best 30 seconds of my life!!!!!!!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

The situation seldom calls for it, which is unfortunate.

As far back as I can remember, I've wanted to re-tell a story and include the line, "I chortled, . . ." but I've never been able to.

This chica weirded me out.

Broad needed 4+ pillows to lay down or else she'd vomit. Blurts out naked at 3 in the morning, "My Dad might walk in at any minute."

She lived alone. I put on my clothes and ran as far away as I could.

Ahhh, what could have been.

[T Park]

I think he was asking to be excused.

Didn't say goodbye...

[peewee's lovechild]

The Funt really knows how to take care of a man.

[CuckingFunt]

This chica weirded me out.

Broad needed 4+ pillows to lay down or else she'd vomit. Blurts out naked at 3 in the morning, "My Dad might walk in at any minute."

She lived alone. I put on my clothes and ran as far away as I could.

Ahhh, what could have been.Your weirdo magnet is quite impressive, I must say.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think I'll post our e-sex conversation next time.

[CuckingFunt]

The Funt really knows how to take care of a man.Glad you liked it.

[T Park]

Nope.

The sun rising is being able to participate in such an activity and not just watch.


Touche.

I bow to your higher level of knowledge o funt.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey Funt, are you ready for round 2?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Your weirdo magnet is quite impressive, I must say.


It's scary, eh?

[T Park]

ad needed 4+ pillows to lay down or else she'd vomit. Blurts out naked at 3 in the morning, "My Dad might walk in at any minute."

She lived alone. I put on my clothes and ran as far away as I could.


Thats what you get for dating the girls that you supervise on your psychiatric rounds.

[CuckingFunt]

I think I'll post our e-sex conversation next time.Why wait?


Hi sweetie!


Fuck!

I just came.

That was amazing.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, are you ready for round two??

[T Park]

:lol

I literally chortled at that post.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've got a solid 40 seconds left in me.

[CuckingFunt]

It's scary, eh?Too bad I'm not still in touch with the guy who got off to the Muppets. I could hook him up with one of your castoffs.

[CuckingFunt]

So, are you ready for round two??You know I am.

[ShoogarBear]

I don't know you, but I do know Blaze and can vouch for him not being one, nor am I.You're Cowboy fans, which is much, much worse.

[T Park]

Too bad I'm not still in touch with the guy who got off to the Muppets

had a thing for green foamy things with yellow yarn hair?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Apparently, this girl is so embarrassed that she cannot be in my presence.

Oddly, I haven't seen her in two years. Ummm, why would my name even come up and why would you still harp on it?

Jaded is where it's at.

[T Park]

Is that what that brown thing is known as Johnny, is "god" ? I thought it had a japanese name...

[ShoogarBear]

Is that what that brown thing is known as Johnny, is "god" ? I thought it had a japanese name...Blaze is translating for us.

[ShoogarBear]

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe

[T Park]

Blaze is translating for us.

It arr makes sense now.

[T Park]

I cant wait till I'm married and have kids.

Watching the parents tonight walking with their kids in costumes made me meloncholy.

One day...

[CuckingFunt]

had a thing for green foamy things with yellow yarn hair?Don't know.

'Twas the Swedish Chef that made him cum.

[samikeyp]

'Twas the Swedish Chef that made him cum.

"bork, bork, bork!"

:lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Is that what that brown thing is known as Johnny, is "god" ? I thought it had a japanese name...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domo-kun

[Melmart1]

become the world's best dart player?
NO, that would piss me off because then he could beat me and I don't like losing.

[Melmart1]

I cant wait till I'm married and have kids.

Watching the parents tonight walking with their kids in costumes made me meloncholy.

One day...
You are lucky I went to sleep early. This shit is UNACCEPTABLE in the quattro. Fuck you, T Park.

[Melmart1]

Damn, I go to sleep before the witching hour and I miss out on all the fun. Drunken SB, 10-second e-sex and T Park kissing everyone's ass trying to fit in.

[to21]

Plus, we missed the details of round two!

[ORION]

damn ! is it possible to hard wood all day long ?

[peewee's lovechild]

damn ! is it possible to hard wood all day long ?

Where the fuck are the promised pictures???

Fucking twat.