Free Quattro Razor (9)

[1369]

carnal!!

http://25frames.org/media/screens/2604.jpg

Approves

[peewee's lovechild]

i think only patrick davis knows how much of an ass i can be.

Is that the guy from "Grey's Anatomy" and the even more famous "Can't Buy Me Love"?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Is that the guy from "Grey's Anatomy" and the even more famous "Can't Buy Me Love"?that's patrick dempsey

[peewee's weewee]

My pinga being of short stature is public knowledge.
Tell me about it! :depressed

[Melmart1]

that's patrick dempsey
The fact that you know this makes you gay.

[to21]

F...that!

I want to know where I can score tickets to the JB vs. Viva smackdown. I'd almost be wiling to miss turkey for that shit.

Wait...maybe not.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The fact that you know this makes you gay.

I thought it was because of the massive erections he takes in his ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

The fact that you know this makes you gay.

Shit, I was going to say that.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The fact that you know this makes you gay.far from it. plus, i retain alot of useless information. your name, for instance.

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought it was because of the massive erections he takes in his ass.

While he watches Grey's Anatomy and cries because of all the troubles his favorite characters go through.

[Melmart1]

I thought it was because of the massive erections he takes in his ass.
I would rather talk about his knowledge of Patrick Dempsey than his sexual habits, thanks.

I bet he calls him McDreamy, too.

[peewee's lovechild]

far from it. plus, i retain alot of useless information. your name, for instance.

Vato, I'm not gonna be letting you talk to Mel like that.

Sereno moreno y wachate.

[Melmart1]

far from it. plus, i retain alot of useless information. your name, for instance.
Third grade smack. Ouchie! :cry

[ShoogarBear]

... and shoog... gotta cover my bases.Good call. You are learning.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

While he watches Grey's Anatomy and cries because of all the troubles his favorite characters go through.actually i've never seen one episode of grey's anatomy. can't buy me love was one of my favorite movies growing up. it's hilarious. i love the sh#tbomb. gerardo, from the "rico suave" fame was in that movie as well.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm waiting for when Viva threatens to deal with Mel over Hanukkah.

[peewee's weewee]

Vato, I'm not gonna be letting you talk to Mel like that.

Sereno moreno y wachate.
We can take him! This guy is a bigger pussy than that last fat chick you banged.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Vato, I'm not gonna be letting you talk to Mel like that.

Sereno moreno y wachate.sorry, miclo.

[peewee's lovechild]

Good call. You are learning.

Wait 'till you read where Viva attacks Mel.

It's very Norcal/Fillmoe-esque.

[to21]

actually i've never seen one episode of grey's anatomy. can't buy me love was one of my favorite movies growing up. it's hilarious. i love the sh#tbomb. gerardo, from the "rico suave" fame was in that movie as well.

That's gay.

Sorry Dude.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Third grade smack. Ouchie! :cryi'll work on that.

[peewee's lovechild]

We can take him! This guy is a bigger pussy than that last fat chick you banged.

That was a pretty big pussy.

Fuck, I thought you'd be too drunk to remember that one.

[Melmart1]

i'll work on that.
I hope you have a LOT of spare time on your hands.

[peewee's lovechild]

sorry, miclo.

Mas te vale, buey.

No te animes con mi ruka.

[to21]

That was a pretty big pussy.

Fuck, I thought you'd be too drunk to remember that one.

"Big girls need love to Craig"

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Wait 'till you read where Viva attacks Mel.

It's very Norcal/Fillmoe-esque.nah, mel's cool. we had a snag at the beginning, but i think she warmed up to me when i put her in my profile pic.

[peewee's weewee]

That was a pretty big pussy.

Fuck, I thought you'd be too drunk to remember that one.
It's not the drunkeness that makes me forget, it's how quickly the whole thing is done that makes it hard to remember.

[to21]

^ :lmao

peewee's weewee

[peewee's lovechild]

It's not the drunkeness that makes me forget, it's how quickly the whole thing is done that makes it hard to remember.

I'm sure the drunkedness had something to do with it.

And, if I remember correctly, you weren't working all that well.

You're a bastard.

[to21]

nah, mel's cool. we had a snag at the beginning, but i think she warmed up to me when i put her in my profile pic.

Whoa!

I need to hang out here more. Today I found out Peewee has a troll and Mel is good looking.

That's not really her is it?

[peewee's lovechild]

Whoa!

I need to hang out here more. Today I found out Peewee has a troll and Mel is good looking.

That's not really her is it?

It is, my friend.

And, she's pretty damn hot.

[to21]

It is, my friend.

And, she's pretty damn hot.

I see, now I know why u wanna hit that homey.

Proceed.

[Melmart1]

Whoa!

I need to hang out here more. Today I found out Peewee has a troll and Mel is good looking.

That's not really her is it?
Yes, it's me. Why wouldn't it be?

[peewee's weewee]

^ :lmao

peewee's weewee
Everybody laughs at me. It depresses me so. I feel like the Eeyore of penises. :depressed

[CuckingFunt]

It's not the drunkeness that makes me forget, it's how quickly the whole thing is done that makes it hard to remember.I heard a rumor that peewee makes up in frequency what he lacks in duration.

Just sayin'.

[Mister Sinister]

Yes, it's me. Why wouldn't it be?
I could probably think of a couple of reasons, but that asshole Loki gave me a headache of such Ragnarokian porportions, I got nothing.

[jman3000]

ugh... i feel like i just found out the tooth fairy isnt real... there's this really hot chick in my class that just let out and we started talking... she seemed real cool and i was starting to get interested... but as she bent downto unplug her laptop from the wall i saw what i can only describe as a hair spider web just above and going into her crack.

somebody hold me : (

[ashbeeigh]

tmi jman.

[CuckingFunt]

ugh... i feel like i just found out the tooth fairy isnt real... there's this really hot chick in my class that just let out and we started talking... she seemed real cool and i was starting to get interested... but as she bent downto unplug her laptop from the wall i saw what i can only describe as a hair spider web just above and going into her crack.

somebody hold me : (Wait... I'm confused... did it start where a tramp stamp would have been and go down?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Update on the writer's strike:

How you'll be affected
- Immediately: Late-night talk shows, which depend on topical material, will go to reruns

- In about one month: Daytime soap operas will go to reruns

- By January-February: Current prime-time shows will likely run out of fresh episodes

- Reality shows unaffected; Fox, with fewer hours to program and powerhouse "American Idol" returning in January, in best shape if strike continues, according to The Hollywood Reporter

- ABC has stockpiled several new shows, could put them on in midseason if strike persists

- TV networks have stockpiled TV movies

- Movie studios in decent shape for now

[1369]

Update on the writer's strike:

How you'll be affected
- Immediately: Late-night talk shows, which depend on topical material, will go to reruns

- In about one month: Daytime soap operas will go to reruns

- By January-February: Current prime-time shows will likely run out of fresh episodes

- Reality shows unaffected; Fox, with fewer hours to program and powerhouse "American Idol" returning in January, in best shape if strike continues, according to The Hollywood Reporter

- ABC has stockpiled several new shows, could put them on in midseason if strike persists

- TV networks have stockpiled TV movies

- Movie studios in decent shape for now

Curious, do writers get residuals/royalities for their work, or is it a one off payment?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ugh... i feel like i just found out the tooth fairy isnt real... there's this really hot chick in my class that just let out and we started talking... she seemed real cool and i was starting to get interested... but as she bent downto unplug her laptop from the wall i saw what i can only describe as a hair spider web just above and going into her crack.

somebody hold me : (oh man. that sux. she's probably got a thicket growing in there. and that's in her ass. imagine what's up front. eeeeeeek.

[Melmart1]

Curious, do writers get residuals/royalities for their work, or is it a one off payment?
They get residuals but it is a model based on 1988. They want to update it, the producers do not. Even David Letterman called the producers cowards.

[CuckingFunt]

I soooo don't feel like washing my dishes right now.

Anyone want to do them for me?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

ROFL

I heard the new writer's strike is putting the "Sarah Conner Chronicles" terminator series in jeopardy.....roflrofl

They said they have enough material for one maybe two episodes, but not a good first episode they would like to lock in an audience

L
O
L
if this strike spells the demise of the show before it even officially starts

[CuckingFunt]

L
O
L
if this strike spells the demise of the show before it even officially startsHave you seen the commercials? They don't even need a strike to do that.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

- Movie studios in decent shape for now


laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa me

when i first heard about this strike I was like pffffffff Big Fuckin Deal, 99% of all movies released in this century have sucked hairy donkey balls, then I discovered it affects my Colbert Report as well

laaaaaaame

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Have you seen the commercials? They don't even need a strike to do that.


Being a self-proclaimed expert in Terminatoral Studies, I would have definitely watched at least half of the first season.

[CuckingFunt]

Being a self-proclaimed expert in Terminatoral Studies, I would have definitely watched at least half of the first season.I'm not that dedicated. I'm a freak for the first two movies, but never even saw #3.

[tlongII]

The writers strike has virtually no impact on me. I only watch sports on TV.

[ashbeeigh]

The writers strike has virtually no impact on me. I only watch sports on TV.

Who the fuck asked you?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

LOL at melly being so supportive of the writer's strike


In regards to Ashbeeigh's dogs on tv thread....i had no idea she had bright red hair

[ashbeeigh]

In regards to Ashbeeigh's dogs on tv thread....i had no idea she had bright red hair

It wasn't me. That was my little sister. I was at work already.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

He wanted Ashbeeigh's firecrotch, he saaaaaiiiiiiiidddddd!

[stretch]

my fucking balls itch.

[Cry Havoc]

It wasn't me. That was my little sister. I was at work already.

At work, hmm?

No comment. Too easy. :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

I just saw a guy with a yarmulke.

It had the Texas Longhorn mascot on it.

What the fuck???

[peewee's lovechild]

That's like having a cross with a Nike swoosh on it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Religion is stupid.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Religion is stupid.i whole-heartedly agree with you on that one.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Religion is stupid.

Water is wet.

[peewee's lovechild]

Water is wet.

My pinga is wet.

I just masturbated.

[peewee's lovechild]

I hate people who wear flip flops in cold weather, becuase it's still fashionable to wear them, and then bitch that they're cold.

Dumb fucking people like that need to be sterilized so that they can't add to the gene pool anymore.

[ashbeeigh]

At work, hmm?

No comment. Too easy. :lol

:lol Indeed.

[ashbeeigh]

I hate people who wear flip flops in cold weather, becuase it's still fashionable to wear them, and then bitch that they're cold.

Dumb fucking people like that need to be sterilized so that they can't add to the gene pool anymore.

I love my flip-flops. And college students and dumb, period, end of story. They'll wear flip-flops in the ice, snow, rain, sun, and eberything in between.

[peewee's lovechild]

I love my flip-flops. And college students and dumb, period, end of story. They'll wear flip-flops in the ice, snow, rain, sun, and eberything in between.

I saw some stupid ass college students wearing them in the rain when it was raining for 5 months non stop.

What do these fucking retards think???

"Oh, it's raining. But, I still want to look cool. I guess I'll wear my flip-flops. I hope I don't get wet."

Stupid mother fuckers.

They should all be sterilized.

[ashbeeigh]

"Oh, it's raining. But, I still want to look cool. I guess I'll wear my flip-flops. I hope I don't get wet."


I like it when they wear the cheapy ones that slip on the concrete and then they bust their asses. It's a priceless moment. And flip-flops aren't even that cool anymore, just fyi future college students.

[ashbeeigh]

oh, and fuck people that don't follow directions. Fuck them all.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck people who wear flip flops.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck people with Longhorn yarmulkes.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck stupid people.

[mrsmaalox]

Flip flops may not be "cool" anymore, but I wear them every day to show off my sexy perfectly pedicured feet :eyebrows

[peewee's lovechild]

I wish there was a cool god that would just kill random dumb people.

That way, when they ask us what happened to the deceased, we could just say that they were stupid asses. People would automatically know that god had killed them, and with good reason.

[ashbeeigh]

Flip flops may not be "cool" anymore, but I wear them every day to show off my sexy perfectly pedicured feet :eyebrows

I would too, if I had the money to get a pedicure. Pay day...friday!!!

[FromWayDowntown]

The writers strike has virtually no impact on me. I only watch sports on TV.

Won't the writers strike affect the NBA? Or has that story already been written??

[peewee's lovechild]

Flip flops may not be "cool" anymore, but I wear them every day to show off my sexy perfectly pedicured feet :eyebrows

That's different.

Maybe I should back off on my flip-flop statement.

I still hate them, but showing off sexy feet is certainly permissible.

************************************************** ****

I'm changing my statement.

My new statement is:


Fuck people who wear flip flops, if it's not for the sole intent of showing off sexy feet.

[peewee's lovechild]

We should have a Spurs Talk's sexiest feet competition.

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn it, now I'm horny.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Damn it, now I'm horny.

So everything in the world is status quo then, yes?

[mrsmaalox]

Fuck people who wear flip flops, if it's not for the sole intent of showing off sexy feet. That being said, I must inform you I have a thing for guys in yamulkes---Longhorn or-not.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd like to see mrsmaalox's pedicured feet to see if what she says is true.

[mrsmaalox]

I'd like to see mrsmaalox's pedicured feet to see if what she says is true.
I would send you a pic, but I don't know how to do that; I've only recently lost my "tech" virginity! :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

I would send you a pic, but I don't know how to do that; I've only recently lost my "tech" virginity! :lol

I'll PM you the details.

[jman3000]

yes... it started at around where here tramp stamp would (should) have been, and went into the abyss.

[jman3000]

looks like i have a 2 hour drive to beeville ahead of me... bitch promised me beer and free food if i made the drive to watch the game with her. :pctoss

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Mohair underwear is NEVER a good option.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

looks like i have a 2 hour drive to beeville ahead of me... bitch promised me beer and free food if i made the drive to watch the game with her. :pctossis this the one with the hairy crack?

[jman3000]

she had a nice rack and pretty eyes. such a shame.

no... it's another girl that's been mentioned in these parts.

[CuckingFunt]

We should have a Spurs Talk's sexiest feet competition.Such a competition would certainly send you into a shock induced coma.

Besides, I already know who would win.

[peewee's lovechild]

Such a competition would certainly send you into a shock induced coma.

Besides, I already know who would win.

It would give me the orgasm to end all orgasms.

I would die.
And, I would die happy.

[Mister Sinister]

How the shit does Megatron not just blast Starscream? This makes no sense. His second in command is openly defiant, yet he refuses to eliminate the problem. What, the, shit?

[CuckingFunt]

I hate the bastard who decided that commercials should be 5,000 times louder than the show you're watching. I have having to adjust the volume every 30 seconds.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm seriously concerned with the boredom around here.

Maybe Midge was onto something.

Fuck, all I hear are echoes in this place.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hello.
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone home?

[peewee's lovechild]

Come on, now.
I hear youre feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain,
Get you on your feet again.

[peewee's lovechild]

Relax.
I need some information first.
Just the basic facts:
Can you show me where it hurts?

[peewee's lovechild]

There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
When I was a child I had a fever.
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I got that feeling once again.
I cant explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ok.
Just a little pinprick.
Therell be no more --aaaaaahhhhh!
But you may feel a little sick.

[peewee's lovechild]

Can you stand up?
I do believe its working. good.
Thatll keep you going for the show.
Come on its time to go.

[peewee's lovechild]

There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone.
I cannot put my finger on it now.
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb.

[CuckingFunt]

This place needs some excitement.

[ShoogarBear]

Here ya go, peewee:

http://afrogtokiss.net/public_html/wp-content/uploads/redneckfeet.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

This place needs some excitement.Oh, sure. You say this the day after I leave Cali.

[ashbeeigh]

Looking at people's wedding pictures online depresses me more then anything in the world.


The quattro neeeded a bump.

[CuckingFunt]

Looking at people's wedding pictures online depresses me more then anything in the world.


The quattro neeeded a bump.
If this is what counts as a bump, I say it's time to let the fucking thing die.

[to21]

How the shit does Megatron not just blast Starscream? This makes no sense. His second in command is openly defiant, yet he refuses to eliminate the problem. What, the, shit?

Or, demote his ass. He clearly sucks at being number two.

[samikeyp]

Ok.
Just a little pinprick.
Therell be no more --aaaaaahhhhh!
But you may feel a little sick.

P-dub's version of pillow talk.

:lol

[Melmart1]

If this is what counts as a bump, I say it's time to let the fucking thing die.
It was fine the day after Midge left. Fuck Midge for being a quitter.

Midgets?

We don't need no stinkin' Midgets!

[CuckingFunt]

Its foggy as hell this morning. Looks crazy outside.

[to21]

It was fine the day after Midge left. Fuck Midge for being a quitter.

Midgets?

We don't need no stinkin' Midgets!

Especially the ones on donkeys!

[peewee's lovechild]

Boring.

[peewee's lovechild]

Especially the ones on donkeys!

What about midgets that fuck donkeys, or vice versa??

[Melmart1]

Especially the ones on donkeys!
I wonder if he does shows with the donkey, like in Clerks II.

[Melmart1]

What about midgets that fuck donkeys, or vice versa??
I hate that we were thinking the same general thing.

[Melmart1]

Boring.
If the thread has gotten so fucking boring that you can't post anything else than that fact, then perhaps you should stick a pineapple up your ass and leave.

Or, how about contributing intead of complaining like a whiny bitch?

[CuckingFunt]

I hate that we were thinking the same general thing.
You shouldn't worry too much about it. Donkey fucking is commonly the subject of contemplation.

[peewee's lovechild]

If the thread has gotten so fucking boring that you can't post anything else than that fact, then perhaps you should stick a pineapple up your ass and leave.

Or, how about contributing intead of complaining like a whiny bitch?

What the fuck????

You can't steal my schtick!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck, is that what this place has come to???

[peewee's lovechild]

Anyway, go shove a tomato up your ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's loaded with Vitamin C and Lycopine.

[Melmart1]

What the fuck????

You can't steal my schtick!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck, is that what this place has come to???
You are just going off because you are defending what your hetero lifemate, Midge said. You love the quattro. Admit it.

[CuckingFunt]

It's loaded with Vitamin C and Lycopine.
I don't think you can pick up any of the nutritional value through anal osmosis.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't know why, but when my boss came into my office this morning . . . I felt like clubbing her with my phone and looking down on her bleeding head and saying "Sank you vely mush."

[Melmart1]

Anyway, go shove a tomato up your ass.
I wonder if you shoved too many tomatoes up your ass if you would get jaundiced?

[peewee's lovechild]

You are just going off because you are defending what your hetero lifemate, Midge said. You love the quattro. Admit it.

Lifemate???

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't think you can pick up any of the nutritional value through anal osmosis.

There's only one way to find out.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if you shoved too many tomatoes up your ass if you would get jaundiced?

No, but your skin would turn an orange-like hue.

I saw it on Scrubs one time.

[Melmart1]

Lifemate???

Not that there's anything wrong with it.
I said HETERO before "lifemate."

Geez, overly sensitive today, are we? Maybe you should shove some St. John's Wort up your ass.

[Melmart1]

No, but your skin would turn an orange-like hue.

I saw it on Scrubs one time.
Um, what exactly do you think jaundice is?

[CuckingFunt]

Has pineapple been used yet? I'd think that would be especially painful.

[peewee's lovechild]

I said HETERO before "lifemate."

Geez, overly sensitive today, are we? Maybe you should shove some St. John's Wort up your ass.

Research has shown that shoving St. John's Wort up your ass has no medical value whatsoever. Hower, shoving Horny Goat's Week up your ass helps to clear the lungs. Go figure.

[Melmart1]

Has pineapple been used yet? I'd think that would be especially painful.
Who can keep up? But, I can see the appeal, it was kinda funny to say it to him. And yeah, pineapple sounds pretty painful.

[peewee's lovechild]

Um, what exactly do you think jaundice is?

Jaundice makes you yellow, not orange.

[peewee's lovechild]

Has pineapple been used yet? I'd think that would be especially painful.

Pinapple has been used.

Cactus . . . now that would be painful.

[peewee's lovechild]

Go shove a cactus up your ass.

[CuckingFunt]

I swear to holy fuck, if I hear one more person mention "Crank That" or Soulja Boy, I'm going to lose my fucking mind.

Literally.

They will have to put me in a straight jacket and lock me up.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think "Landslide" is one of Stevie Nick's greatest songs.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, for some reason, that song takes my horny away.

[Melmart1]

Jaundice makes you yellow, not orange.
Eh, I thought it was orangy-yellow. Either way, if I want a new hue to my skin I would go out into the sun without sunscreen. That actually sounds more appealing than tomatoes up the ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

I swear to holy fuck, if I hear one more person mention "Crank That" or Soulja Boy, I'm going to lose my fucking mind.

Literally.

They will have to put my in a straight jacket and lock me up.

Crank that shit up, Soulja Boy!!

I saaiiiiiiiiiiddd!!!!!!!!!

[Melmart1]

Go shove a cactus up your ass.
I will never think of nopales the same way again.

[Melmart1]

But, for some reason, that song takes my horny away.
I didn't think this was possible. Damn, I need more coffee.

[peewee's lovechild]

Eh, I thought it was orangy-yellow. Either way, if I want a new hue to my skin I would go out into the sun without sunscreen. That actually sounds more appealing than tomatoes up the ass.

Tomatoes up the ass can also clean out your rectum. The sun can't do that, unless your doing something that I'm not aware of.

[peewee's lovechild]

I will never think of nopales the same way again.

My grandma used to make me eat nopales. I hated that bitch.

[CuckingFunt]

I can't stand Stevie Nicks.

[Melmart1]

Tomatoes up the ass can also clean out your rectum. The sun can't do that, unless your doing something that I'm not aware of.
You know an awful lot about rectums. Just sayin'.

[peewee's lovechild]

"Silver Springs" would be Nick's second best song.

[peewee's lovechild]

I can't stand Stevie Nicks.

Stevie Nicks can't stand you.

[peewee's lovechild]

You know an awful lot about rectums. Just sayin'.

I only know that the sun can't clean them out.

[CuckingFunt]

My grandma used to make me eat nopales. I hated that bitch.
My mom's old apartment in Hollywood had the saddest looking little cactus out in front because people kept coming in the middle of the night and stealing pieces of it to make nopales.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ooooooooo, Oooo-la-la-la
Ooooooooo, Oooo-la-la-la

[CuckingFunt]

Stevie Nicks can't stand you.
I'm okay with that.

[Melmart1]

Hey CF ... judging by peewee's hostility this morning, methinks he is no longer fighting for our affection. That leaves just me and you. Not that that's a bad thing.

[to21]

Suppositories work up the ass. Some would call that osmosis.

:lol

Getting nutritional value from a piece of fruit or vegetable up the ass? IDK

[peewee's lovechild]

My mom's old apartment in Hollywood had the saddest looking little cactus out in front because people kept coming in the middle of the night and stealing pieces of it to make nopales.

I will say this, the "tunas" (prickly pear cactus, for you gringos) are so fucking good.

I think it was god's way of fucking with the Native Americans (Indians, for you uneducated fucks). God was probably like, "I'll give you this badass fruit, but it's gonna hurt!!!" I can hear god laughing now.

[CuckingFunt]

Hey CF ... judging by peewee's hostility this morning, methinks he is no longer fighting for our affection. That leaves just me and you. Not that that's a bad thing.
So, then, I'm not alone in noticing the cold shoulder?

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey CF ... judging by peewee's hostility this morning, methinks he is no longer fighting for our affection. That leaves just me and you. Not that that's a bad thing.

Oh, I'm still turned on by the both of you . . . I'm just frustrated this morning.

[peewee's lovechild]

Getting nutritional value from a piece of fruit or vegetable up the ass? IDK

You know, there just hasn't been enough research done on that field.

It's a shame . . . a shame I say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

I will say this, the "tunas" (prickly pear cactus, for you gringos) are so fucking good.
Did I just get called a gringo?

Pinche cabron!

[Melmart1]

So, then, I'm not alone in noticing the cold shoulder?
Nope. He has definitely put us on ice.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, then, I'm not alone in noticing the cold shoulder?

You two have ignored my sexual advances for so long, that I've done lost my mind.

FRUSTRATION!!!!!!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

You two have ignored my sexual advances for so long, that I've done lost my mind.

FRUSTRATION!!!!!!!!!!!
You know good and damn well that I haven't ignored your advances.

[Melmart1]

You two have ignored my sexual advances for so long, that I've done lost my mind.

FRUSTRATION!!!!!!!!!!!
The thought of you waking up in such a pissy mood over e-sexual overtures is just sad.

[to21]

You know, there just hasn't been enough research done on that field.

It's a shame . . . a shame I say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exactly.

Any takers?

[peewee's lovechild]

Did I just get called a gringo?

Pinche cabron!

If it was referred to you, it would be "gringa".

And, I wouldn't use the term "gringa" because that reminds me of the "gringas" I used to have in Monterrey.

Gringas = flour tortillas with "carne al pastor" and cheese.

Fuck, now I'm hungry!!!!!!!!!

You see what you did????

[Melmart1]

You know good and damn well that I haven't ignored your advances.
So you two have cybered? :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

You know good and damn well that I haven't ignored your advances.

Nothing has come from it.

My penis is still angry with me.

[peewee's lovechild]

The thought of you waking up in such a pissy mood over e-sexual overtures is just sad.

Yes it is.

Such is my pathetic life.

[CuckingFunt]

There is something hilarious about the fact that Michael Jackson is on the cover of "Ebony" magazine.

[Melmart1]

Yes it is.

Such is my pathetic life.
Well you aren't going to win any points by keeping the freezer door open.

[peewee's lovechild]

So you two have cybered? :lol

She is my cyber woman, my e-girlfriend if you will.

We're looking for an e-girlfriend and we would like to recruit you.

It's fun.

Join us.

[CuckingFunt]

Nothing has come from it.

My penis is still angry with me.
:dramaquee

Keep going. Your penis won't be the only thing.

[samikeyp]

I wonder if he does shows with the donkey, like in Clerks II.

Kinky Kelly!! Inter-species erotica! :lol


Has pineapple been used yet? I'd think that would be especially painful.

Little Nicky.

[peewee's lovechild]

There is something hilarious about the fact that Michael Jackson is on the cover of "Ebony" magazine.

That fucker looks whiter than Conan O'Brian.

Fuck, it's creepy.

[Melmart1]

She is my cyber woman, my e-girlfriend if you will.

We're looking for an e-girlfriend and we would like to recruit you.

It's fun.

Join us.
An e-menage? How kinky.

[samikeyp]

My penis is still angry with me.

I'm sure it is a short-lived anger.

[CuckingFunt]

An e-menage? How kinky.
It would be pretty difficult, logistically.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well you aren't going to win any points by keeping the freezer door open.

I don't even have a freezer.

I have to hunt for my food on a daily basis.

And, the deer have migrated north for the winter.

[peewee's lovechild]

An e-menage? How kinky.

That's what we were thinking.

[Melmart1]

That fucker looks whiter than Conan O'Brian.

Fuck, it's creepy.
There is nothing wrong with being white. :madrun

Fuck, you really are trying to offend this morning, aren't you?

[peewee's lovechild]

It would be pretty difficult, logistically.

Not really.

We can do a conference call.

It would be loads of fun.

[samikeyp]

There is nothing wrong with being white.

It works for me.

Although I am not that white....the whole Italian thing keeps me from being pale. :)

[mrsmaalox]

Well okay then Peewee; send me a number and I will in turn send you something to cheer you up! I think I can handle the camera phone; my old fuddy-duddy husband wouldn't help me with the digital camera because he thought it's too wierd to send out pictures of my feet. :rolleyes

[peewee's weewee]

:dramaquee

Keep going. Your penis won't be the only thing.
This is nothing new. That asshole is always fucking things up for me.

[peewee's lovechild]

There is nothing wrong with being white. :madrun

Fuck, you really are trying to offend this morning, aren't you?

No.
But, that fucker is supposed to be black.

You didn't start off life being black, did you??
So, you shouldn't feel insulted.

I like the fact that you have pale skin.
That, coupled with your black hair, makes you oh-so-god-damned-sexxxy!!!

[CuckingFunt]

It works for me.

Although I am not that white....the whole Italian thing keeps me from being pale. :)
Lucky bastard. My Sicilian is countered by Swedish, which means I still can't stay in the sun without burning despite the Mediterranian background.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well okay then Peewee; send me a number and I will in turn send you something to cheer you up! I think I can handle the camera phone; my old fuddy-duddy husband wouldn't help me with the digital camera because he thought it's too wierd to send out pictures of my feet. :rolleyes

Ok.

[samikeyp]

Mel's sexyness is enhanced by her looks, it is not defined by them.

[peewee's weewee]

Not really.

We can do a conference call.

It would be loads of fun.
Too bad your loads are so small.

[samikeyp]

Lucky bastard. My Sicilian is countered by Swedish, which means I still can't stay in the sun without burning despite the Mediterranian background.

Interesting mix. The fiery Sicilian tempered with the laid back Scandiavian. Nice balance. :tu

[peewee's lovechild]

Mel's sexyness is enhanced by her looks, it is not defined by them.

Mel is just sexy as hell.

I've proclaimed this before.

[peewee's lovechild]

Too bad your loads are so small.

It's not the size of the load . . .

[samikeyp]

I've proclaimed this before.

yes but no one listens to you.

[peewee's weewee]

It's not the size of the load . . .
... but the power of the chode?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

E-mail spam is so polite.

"May I ask why you don't like your d**k?"

[peewee's lovechild]

Interesting mix. The fiery Sicilian tempered with the laid back Scandiavian. Nice balance. :tu

I've got nothing but pure, unadulterated Aztec in me.

Does that mean that I'm supposed to be "pissy" or "laid" back?

I think it means that I'm supposed to drink alot.

[CuckingFunt]

Well okay then Peewee; send me a number and I will in turn send you something to cheer you up! I think I can handle the camera phone; my old fuddy-duddy husband wouldn't help me with the digital camera because he thought it's too wierd to send out pictures of my feet. :rolleyes
Ok.
What the fuck??

[peewee's lovechild]

yes but no one listens to you.

Apparently, you are listening.

You wouldn't have responded if you weren't listening.

[CuckingFunt]

Interesting mix. The fiery Sicilian tempered with the laid back Scandiavian. Nice balance. :tu
There's also some Irish, German, and English thrown in there, but I don't associate too much with any of them.

[Melmart1]

What the fuck??
I was going to let it go, but I asked myself the same thing. Apparently, our supposed ignoring of peewee has left him no choice but to resort to foot porn taken with camera phones.

[peewee's lovechild]

... but the power of the chode?

None of that is important during e-sex.

Trust me on this.

[samikeyp]

Apparently, you are listening.

You wouldn't have responded if you weren't listening.

No, I just need to work on drowning you out better. :)

[peewee's lovechild]

I was going to let it go, but I asked myself the same thing. Apparently, our supposed ignoring of peewee has left him no choice but to resort to foot porn taken with camera phones.

It's hard for me to turn down a picture of nicely pedicured feet.

[peewee's weewee]

None of that is important during e-sex.

Trust me on this.
I was just trying to rhyme, mr. poet.

[peewee's lovechild]

No, I just need to work on drowning you out better. :)

Whatever you're doing . . . it's not working.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was just trying to rhyme, mr. poet.

Who knew that my pinga was poetic???

[peewee's weewee]

Who knew that my pinga was poetic???
It's just one of my many hobbies. I have taken up needlepoint and scrapbooking as well to pass the time, since I never see any action.

[samikeyp]

Whatever you're doing . . . it's not working.

This is true.

I should stare at my picture of Mel more...that will help. :)

[peewee's weewee]

E-mail spam is so polite.

"May I ask why you don't like your d**k?"
The size :depressed

[CuckingFunt]

It's hard for me to turn down a picture of nicely pedicured feet.
How can you call it difficult to turn down when you didn't even try?

[peewee's lovechild]

It's just one of my many hobbies. I have taken up needlepoint and scrapbooking as well to pass the time, since I never see any action.

That's your fault, you pathetic bastard.

I spent years feeding you, taking care of you. I gave you supplements. I massaged you. And . . . nothing.

Fuck you.

[peewee's lovechild]

This is true.

I should stare at my picture of Mel more...that will help. :)

You don't have to announce to the world that you're about to jack off.

Just do it.

Fuck!!

[peewee's weewee]

That's your fault, you pathetic bastard.

I spent years feeding you, taking care of you. I gave you supplements. I massaged you. And . . . nothing.

Fuck you.
I thought I was angry with YOU, not the other way around. Just for that I am going flaccid for at least a week, you asshole. Good luck watching your scat porn tonight.

[peewee's lovechild]

How can you call it difficult to turn down when you didn't even try?

It's like asking me not to breath.

I can try it, but it's not going to happen.

You see, when one attempts to stop breathing . . . the body will make one lose one's consciousness and the medula oblongata will take over by making one breath once again.

It's an impossible task.

[CuckingFunt]

It's like asking me not to breath.

I can try it, but it's not going to happen.

You see, when one attempts to stop breathing . . . the body will make one lose one's consciousness and the medula oblongata will take over by making one breath once again.

It's an impossible task.
Wrong answer.

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought I was angry with YOU, not the other way around. Just for that I am going flaccid for at least a week, you asshole. Good luck watching your scat porn tonight.

Fuck that.

You're always flaccid.
I mean, you can't call what you do "being hard".
Fuck, you're an embarrassing son of a bitch.

Whatever, I'm tired of the scat porn anyway.

[samikeyp]

You don't have to announce to the world that you're about to jack off.

Just do it.

Fuck!!

Sadly I am at work and I can't afford to get spooge on the new keyboard. :)

[peewee's lovechild]

Wrong answer.

Seriously, try not breathing.

Your brain kicks in.
It's primal survival instinct.

It turns out, your brain is smarter than you.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sadly I am at work and I can't afford to get spooge on the new keyboard. :)

Your loss then.

[CuckingFunt]

It turns out, your brain is smarter than you.
I don't think that's true in all cases.

[Melmart1]

I am tired of peewee's pissy mood, so I will be back later.

[peewee's lovechild]

I am tired of peewee's pissy mood, so I will be back later.

I'm tired of my mood too.

I may try some coffee.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm tired of all of you, but you don't read me bitching about it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm tired of all of you, but you don't read me bitching about it.

Aw, fuck.

[peewee's lovechild]

I never got the picture of pedicured feet.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've been used.

[peewee's lovechild]

Toyed with.

[mrsmaalox]

I was going to let it go, but I asked myself the same thing. Apparently, our supposed ignoring of peewee has left him no choice but to resort to foot porn taken with camera phones.
It so happened that my dear friend, mrsschmendrick, thought sending out pictures of my feet was a great idea......and then showed me some foot fetish porn. WOW.

[peewee's lovechild]

I feel like an alter boy after visiting a priests house for bible lessons.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's not a very good feeling.

[peewee's lovechild]

At all.

[peewee's lovechild]

It so happened that my dear friend, mrsschmendrick, thought sending out pictures of my feet was a great idea......and then showed me some foot fetish porn. WOW.

I wasn't expecting foot fetish porn.

Just the picture you promised.

[peewee's lovechild]

Tease.

[mrsmaalox]

I never got the picture of pedicured feet.
Don't worry, I need to get my bath first. But it will come; I don't want the "Orion" treatment--you'll be telling everyone that I probably have Hobbit feet or something :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't worry, I need to get my bath first. But it will come; I don't want the "Orion" treatment--you'll be telling everyone that I probably have Hobbit feet or something :lol

"Orion"??

That name is no longer mentioned around these parts.
That person is now referred to "He that has no name", or "He whose name shall not be mentioned".

We hate him.

[batman2883]

blagh blagh blagh

[peewee's lovechild]

blagh blagh blagh

Go shove a blagh up your ass.

[batman2883]

Go shove a blagh up your ass.
nah...orion did that once, told me its not a pleasant feeling

[peewee's lovechild]

nah...orion did that once, told me its not a pleasant feeling

I believe you.

My question is, exactly how would you shove a blagh up your ass??

I mean, is it done vertically, horizontally (sideways), or is it folded neatly before being inserted into said ass??

[batman2883]

I believe you.

My question is, exactly how would you shove a blagh up your ass??

I mean, is it done vertically, horizontally (sideways), or is it folded neatly before being inserted into said ass??
that is a good question and i didnt seem to wanna go into detail when orion was discussing this with me, maybe we should wait on his arrival into the forum so that he can further educate us on the matter

[CuckingFunt]

My question is, exactly how would you shove a blagh up your ass??
Lots of lube, I'd imagine.

[batman2883]

Lots of lube, I'd imagine.
and a spat of butter

[to21]

I believe you.

My question is, exactly how would you shove a blagh up your ass??

I mean, is it done vertically, horizontally (sideways), or is it folded neatly before being inserted into said ass??

You would probably spit on it a little.

[peewee's lovechild]

that is a good question and i didnt seem to wanna go into detail when orion was discussing this with me, maybe we should wait on his arrival into the forum so that he can further educate us on the matter

"He who has no name" is no longer allowed in this forum.

So, I guess we'll never know.

[peewee's lovechild]

You would probably spit on it a little.

I dated this chick who used to love spitting on my pinga.

It was weird, but I never made much of it because an orgasm is an orgasm.

[peewee's lovechild]

She was like a spitting cobra.

[peewee's lovechild]

Except she wasn't black.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are all cobras black?

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd like to own a green or orange cobra.

[peewee's lovechild]

Maybe a yellow cobra.

[peewee's lovechild]

A blue cobra would be the coolest.