Free Quattro Razor (9)

[peewee's lovechild]

I would hit it with a rolled up newspaper everytime it tried to bite me.

[peewee's lovechild]

"NO!!!"
**smack**

"NOOOO, NOOOOOOO!!!"
**smack, smack, smack**

"BAD COBRA!"

[to21]

I used to have a white Cobra.

Traded it in for my Tahoe I have now.

Big mistake.

[CuckingFunt]

I can't decide if I should celebrate my decision to skip my first class by masturbating, or by going back to sleep.

Maybe a combination of the two?

[CuckingFunt]

I could always be a good girl and use the extra time to get ahead on homework.









:lmao

[to21]

I would try masturbating till you go to sleep.

[peewee's lovechild]

Masturbation is god's way of keeping us from getting bored.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if Jesus ever masturbated.

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder if Jesus ever masturbated.
Harriest palms ever.

[peewee's lovechild]

"Hmmmmm, I wonder what all this fuss about the penis is??"

"Oh . . . oh . . . oh, fuck yea."

"I gotta remember to thank dad for this."

[to21]

Once I masturbated so many times that my dick spit cum powder.

I was trying to "load up" before my girl showed up.

[CuckingFunt]

I still think youtube is pure awesomeness.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8oMlg1jal7c

[peewee's lovechild]

Once I masturbated so many times that my dick spit cum powder.

I was trying to "load up" before my girl showed up.

But, that's not "loading up", that's "loading out".

Not a good choice.

[CuckingFunt]

Once I masturbated so many times that my dick spit cum powder.

I was trying to "load up" before my girl showed up.
That seems awfully counterintuitive.

[to21]

But, that's not "loading up", that's "loading out".

Not a good choice.

"load up" as in getting ready for an all nighter.

It didn't work, she felt good. She would soak the bed just by me bitting her nips.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm listening to Fleetwood Mac's "The Dance", and it has been brought to my attetion by a certain co-worker that, quite basically, I'm a faggot.

[peewee's lovechild]

The Mac is one of my guilty pleasures.

But, I fail to see how it makes me gay.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm listening to Fleetwood Mac's "The Dance", and it has been brought to my attetion by a certain co-worker that, quite basically, I'm a faggot.
Oh, that silly midget.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, is The Funt masturbating yet??

[peewee's lovechild]

I hope she screams "Oh, Holy Jesus!!!!!!!!" when she cums.

[CuckingFunt]

So, is The Funt masturbating yet??
She ain't sleeping.

[CuckingFunt]

I hope she screams "Oh, Holy Jesus!!!!!!!!" when she cums.
I'm not much of a screamer.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not much of a screamer.

This disappoints.

[mrsmaalox]

There you go Peewee! It was tough to get a good angle, but I will keep trying :p:

[peewee's lovechild]

There you go Peewee! It was tough to get a good angle, but I will keep trying :p:

All I got were two blank messages.

This has been a disappointing morning.

:(

[CuckingFunt]

There you go Peewee! It was tough to get a good angle, but I will keep trying :p:
How can you not get a good angle on your own feet?

[mrsmaalox]

All I got were two blank messages.

This has been a disappointing morning.

:(
I sent three!

[peewee's lovechild]

I sent three!

I got two and they were blank.

Tease.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why am I being teased this morning?

[peewee's lovechild]

This treatment is cruel and unfair!!!

[mrsmaalox]

How can you not get a good angle on your own feet?
Well I guess it's because I am tech challenged. I wanted to get a good close up, but to get a good angle the picture was very small. Maybe when mrsschmendrick gets home from work she will help me. :wtf

[CuckingFunt]

I still don't understand what's going on in here.

[mrsmaalox]

Wait a minute, when I look at the pictures on my phone they are there. Do I need to "Save to phone" before I send? :dizzy

[CuckingFunt]

Perhaps you should read the manual before attention whoring yourself all over the internets.

[mrsmaalox]

Perhaps you should read the manual before attention whoring yourself all over the internets.
Perhaps... :rolleyes

[peewee's lovechild]

Wait a minute, when I look at the pictures on my phone they are there. Do I need to "Save to phone" before I send? :dizzy

Saving it to phone might be a good idea.

It's better than teasing people with blank picture messages.

[CuckingFunt]

I am fond of yogurt.

[CuckingFunt]

I am also curious as to whether or not The PeeWee is ever going to get his foot porn.

[CuckingFunt]

I know that he has a reputation for being a bit of a prick, but Rocco Dispirito is a cutie.

[mrsmaalox]

I am also curious as to whether or not The PeeWee is ever going to get his foot porn.
Well I read the manual,good info. But it took a huge chunk of my "attention-whoring" time allotment!

[CuckingFunt]

Well I read the manual,good info. But it took a huge chunk of my "attention-whoring" time allotment!
Success requires sacrifice.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well I read the manual,good info. But it took a huge chunk of my "attention-whoring" time allotment!

And, The PeeWee appreciates the time you invested in figuring out your phone.

[peewee's lovechild]

The PeeWee is impressed.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, finally, my day has turned for the better.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Damnit, FedEx, I want my camera!

[CuckingFunt]

I picture Johnny B's delivery people as cartoonish villains with sinister laughs.

[CuckingFunt]

The PeeWee is impressed.
Slut.

[mrsmaalox]

Slut.
You have no idea :smokin

[CuckingFunt]

You have no idea :smokin
I wasn't calling you a slut, I was calling peewee a slut.

And, yes, I do have an idea.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I picture Johnny B's delivery people as cartoonish villains with sinister laughs.

You're gonna be able to picture me with my foot up their ass shortly.

[peewee's lovechild]

You have no idea :smokin

Was she talking about me or you??

I'm confused.

But, for the sake of clarity, I am a slut.
I've never shied away from that fact.

[CuckingFunt]

You're gonna be able to picture me with my foot up their ass shortly.
Send it to peewee. He's got a thing for feet.

[samikeyp]

Send it to peewee. He's got a thing for feet.

And putting things up his ass.

That pic would be perfect.

[CuckingFunt]

And putting things up his ass.

That pic would be perfect.
This is true.

[peewee's lovechild]

And putting things up his ass.

That pic would be perfect.

Sigh . . . how many times do I have to tell you retards??

Read my posts, it's always about others shoving random objects up their asses . . . not myself.

[peewee's lovechild]

Send it to peewee. He's got a thing for feet.

Not male feet.

I pass on that shit.

[CuckingFunt]

Not male feet.

I pass on that shit.
I thought it was physiologically impossible for you to turn down pictures of feet.

I believe you suggested it was akin to breathing.

[mrsmaalox]

I wasn't calling you a slut, I was calling peewee a slut.

And, yes, I do have an idea.
Oh okay. There is only one situation in which I LOVE to be called a slut!

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought it was physiologically impossible for you to turn down pictures of feet.

I believe you suggested it was akin to breathing.

I can't believe that I have to explain that it's female feet I was talking about.

But . . .

I was talking about female feet.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh okay. There is only one situation in which I LOVE to be called a slut!

And, just what would that be???

[CuckingFunt]

Oh okay. There is only one situation in which I LOVE to be called a slut!
Territorial pissing. Respect it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Territorial pissing. Respect it.

That hasn't worked out too well for me in the past.

[samikeyp]

Read my posts, it's always about others shoving random objects up their asses . . . not myself.

Allegedly.
:)

[CuckingFunt]

That hasn't worked out too well for me in the past.
Still worth a shot.

[mrsmaalox]

Territorial pissing. Respect it. :lol

[CuckingFunt]

I'm pissed.

[CuckingFunt]

I resent having to get up and get dressed.

[samikeyp]

I'm pissed.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Well to some anyway.

What's up?

[CuckingFunt]

Since Mel's not here, I'll fill in:


I love working at home. I can stay in my jammies all day long.

I know. Damn, quit bragging.

[to21]

look if your jealous of the pics peewee got, you can send another pic of your cans.

[CuckingFunt]

look if your jealous of the pics peewee got, you can send another pic of your cans.
Nice try. But I said I was pissed, not stupid.

[to21]

Didn't say you were stupid.

It was worth a try.

[CuckingFunt]

I have determined the cause of the haze of suck that surrounds The Quattro's current incarnation: SilBlack has contributed only eight posts.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sil is boycotting the Quattro along with The Midge.

[peewee's lovechild]

They are legends of an era long passed.

[peewee's lovechild]

I resent having to get up and get dressed.

I resent the fact that I'm at work while you're resenting that you have to get up and get dressed after a morning of doing nothing.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Whoohoo!

[batman2883]

o o o orion

[ORION]

no way

[batman2883]

auto parts

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

auto parts

Yeow!

[batman2883]

dingo and the baby

[batman2883]

something i learned about being home for a month after getting shot.......daytime television is the biggest waste of time ever!!!!

[batman2883]

all i did all day was wait impatiently for monday night for heroes and thursday night for scrubs

[batman2883]

i saw every episode of heroes back to back then every episode of scrubs back to back then every episode of family guy back to back

[peewee's lovechild]

no way

Asshole.

[CuckingFunt]

Sil is boycotting the Quattro along with The Midge.
I think they both need to get over it and entertain me.

[batman2883]

good lord........someone needs to come up with some really good stuff to watch during the days, my best television experience came from watching an episode of parker lewis cant lose on my laptop!!! i miss wings!!

[peewee's lovechild]

something i learned about being home for a month after getting shot.......daytime television is the biggest waste of time ever!!!!

Getting shot is the biggest waste of time ever.

[batman2883]

Asshole.
ha ha ha ha ha

[batman2883]

Getting shot is the biggest waste of time ever.
ever!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I think they both need to get over it and entertain me.

What??
I don't entertain you enough??

[ORION]

Asshole.
I bet as soon as I post a picture you would make it your avatar

[CuckingFunt]

What??
I don't entertain you enough??
I need someone to entertain me during the time you're too busy being a slut.

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet as soon as I post a picture you would make it your avatar

I bet this yet another bullshit statement.

[ORION]

I bet this yet another bullshit statement.
wait why are you counting on me to provide you with pictures of chicks ? oh right ! you haven't had any "female" tail in how long?

[batman2883]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/BATMAN2883/RUNFORREST.jpg

[batman2883]

viva espania

[peewee's lovechild]

I need someone to entertain me during the time you're too busy being a slut.

I'm not being a slut right now.

[peewee's lovechild]

wait why are you counting on me to provide you with pictures of chicks ? oh right ! you haven't had any "female" tail in how long?

Dude, you've just made my list.

You're right after Osama Bin Laden and Vladamir Putin.

Watch your back, son.

[ashbeeigh]

quit posting so much. Go to work.

[ORION]

Dude, you've just made my list.

You're right after Osama Bin Laden and Vladamir Putin.

Watch your back, son.
:lol
I'm higher up than ATRAIN ?

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not being a slut right now.
But now I'm being entertained by last minute reading for my next class.

[ORION]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/BATMAN2883/RUNFORREST.jpg
dang it mark! delete that thing already or I'll bust a cap in your other testicle

[CuckingFunt]

dang it mark! delete that thing already or I'll bust a cap in your other testicle
I didn't even see it until you quoted it.

Dork.

[peewee's lovechild]

**White Noise**

[ORION]

I didn't even see it until you quoted it.

Dork.
it doesn't matter. he posts that thing all the time. I should get a magnet and move that bullet around

[ORION]

Alright, Alright
Ha,
I Wrote this next one when I broke up with my girlfriend, cause I slept with her friend and then I dumped the both of them
And I think everyone can relate to the blues, like they had after I dropped them like two hot rocks,

Nude Love
Moves over me
Like a storm
Since you were born,
Nude Love
There something in your eye,
And I re-A-Lize,
In the sky!,

NUDE LOVE

Wait, hang on I got trouble with the G.,
Krankin-Smoking, here we go,

Tapes available out in the parking lot,
10 dollars for tapes
15 for CD
But drink ya coffee
And then see me, out by my hatch-a-back for copies!,
Nu-oooooooo-ude Love.

[jman3000]

that was not a good trip.

at all.

[jman3000]

my profesor just gave the entire class a 100 on the next quiz because he's been so behind on the course work... niiiice.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

that was not a good trip.

at all.

If you think you're getting away with only telling that, you're sorely mistaken.

[CuckingFunt]

If you think you're getting away with only telling that, you're sorely mistaken.

[jman3000]

she was a big girl. a real big girl. she kept on trying to rub my balls and it was pissing me off. on top of that THE BITCH DIDNT EVEN HAVE ACCESS TO THE SPURS GAME, which was the reason I went down there in the first place. She kept on saying that she was hungry and wanted to go to whataburger, and this was after she ate a microwave meal. her pantry consisted of pringles, easy mac, fun size doritos, oreo's, and ramen. all her friends came in to say hi, and it was like a raging herd of water buffalo. even after all that she's still a cool person, and as long as she resists her urges to rub my nuts i can see myself being friends with her.

[jman3000]

she actually offered to give me head... and i was debating whether i shoud just close my eyes and accept. i mean... i basically drove 2 hours to NOT watch a spurs game and to hear her nag about being hungry.... but i declined... the salisbury steak breath and the contant burping was too much to overcome.

[jman3000]

:lol im starting to get a little mad haha.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That would have been a hell of a conversation with the next girl that blew you.

"Why does your cock smell like salisbury steak?"

[ORION]

she was a big girl. a real big girl. she kept on trying to rub my balls and it was pissing me off. on top of that THE BITCH DIDNT EVEN HAVE ACCESS TO THE SPURS GAME, which was the reason I went down there in the first place. She kept on saying that she was hungry and wanted to go to whataburger, and this was after she ate a microwave meal. her pantry consisted of pringles, easy mac, fun size doritos, oreo's, and ramen. all her friends came in to say hi, and it was like a raging herd of water buffalo. even after all that she's still a cool person, and as long as she resists her urges to rub my nuts i can see myself being friends with her.
holy crap ! what a nightmare! how did you even get in that situation. I'm suprised her friends were big too because hot chicks usually have big friends to make them look better

[ORION]

she actually offered to give me head... and i was debating whether i shoud just close my eyes and accept. i mean... i basically drove 2 hours to NOT watch a spurs game and to hear her nag about being hungry.... but i declined... the salisbury steak breath and the contant burping was too much to overcome.
man are you some kind of charity worker ? I would of walked out

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

man are you some kind of charity worker ?

Handjobs From the Hungry?

[CuckingFunt]

she was a big girl. a real big girl. she kept on trying to rub my balls and it was pissing me off. on top of that THE BITCH DIDNT EVEN HAVE ACCESS TO THE SPURS GAME, which was the reason I went down there in the first place. She kept on saying that she was hungry and wanted to go to whataburger, and this was after she ate a microwave meal. her pantry consisted of pringles, easy mac, fun size doritos, oreo's, and ramen. all her friends came in to say hi, and it was like a raging herd of water buffalo. even after all that she's still a cool person, and as long as she resists her urges to rub my nuts i can see myself being friends with her.All people, other than jman, who didn't see this coming, kindly raise your hand.

. . .

Anyone?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

All people, other than jman, who didn't see this coming, kindly raise your hand.

. . .

Anyone?

She didn't see him coming, either.

[jman3000]

Just got this message:


hey jusdt wanted to say hi..and thanks for coming to see me... and i'll be sure to go and visit you...:] oh yeah one other thing... sorry i was all u know.. lol' couldn't stop lookin' at you..b/c ure such a cutie pie..(really you are).. well message me back..
♥ ya!

[CuckingFunt]

Further evidence that myspace is the devil.

[jman3000]

All people, other than jman, who didn't see this coming, kindly raise your hand.

. . .

Anyone?

well i had said that i thought there was a 70% chance of her being a big girl.. the hints were:

a) she kept on saying she had a booty
b) she had no pictures below her shoulders
c) she would constantly mention how hungry she was
d) (this one i feel most retarded about) her non-identical twin was ugly as all fuck
e) she only told me how tall she was... and would only say she had a booty when talking about her weight...


ok... maybe i was a bit retarded on this one : /

[jman3000]

Further evidence that myspace is the devil.

it was AIM foo... but it did move to myspace.. so i guess youre right.

[CuckingFunt]

She didn't see him coming, either.That poor little fat girl.

It's frustrating to not get any action when you're all, "u know"...

[ORION]

That poor little fat girl.

It's frustrating to not get any action when you're all, "u know"...
:lol :lol

[ORION]

well i had said that i thought there was a 70% chance of her being a big girl.. the hints were:

a) she kept on saying she had a booty
b) she had no pictures below her shoulders
c) she would constantly mention how hungry she was
d) (this one i feel most retarded about) her non-identical twin was ugly as all fuck
e) she only told me how tall she was... and would only say she had a booty when talking about her weight...


ok... maybe i was a bit retarded on this one : /
:lol
man this is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Your going to have to change your number now. Can you imagine how happy she was to grab some dick. she probably has never rubbed a sausage without literally eating it

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol
man this is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Your going to have to change your number now. Can you imagine how happy she was to grab some dick. she probably has never rubbed a sausage without literally eating it

These last two pages are full of win.

[CuckingFunt]

I have to leave for class again in 11 minutes.

I feel like I just got back home from the last class.

I'm so ready for this 3-day weekend it's not even funny.

[jman3000]

:lol
man this is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Your going to have to change your number now. Can you imagine how happy she was to grab some dick. she probably has never rubbed a sausage without literally eating it
:lol i have the 4 messages on my voice mail from4 different phone numbers to make me think that's a viable option.

[Mister Sinister]

Holy cocks. John Constantine is bisexual? Cool!

[CuckingFunt]

My level of boredom this evening is un-fucking-paralleled.

[Melmart1]

These last two pages are full of win.
No shit! I have highly enjoyed reading about the misadventures of jmann. :tu

[Melmart1]

My level of boredom this evening is un-fucking-paralleled.
I could entertain you :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

"One of my children is four-years-old, and the other is six-months-years-old."

Ah... God bless "Cops."

[CuckingFunt]

I could entertain you :eyebrowsAnd how, exactly, would you go about such a thing?

:angel

[peewee's lovechild]

I will pay for Jman to bang this chick and make a video for all of us to see.

Jman, name your price.

[peewee's lovechild]

What has The PeeWee stumbled himself into??

[Melmart1]

"One of my children is four-years-old, and the other is six-months-years-old."

Ah... God bless "Cops."
I am watching the Spurs game, much better than "Cops." Although I inadvertently met a tranny that appeared on Cops when I used to work for HEB. He was being teased by some guys in line behind him for being on the show, and near chaos ensued. Good times.

[CuckingFunt]

I will pay for Jman to bang this chick and make a video for all of us to see.

Jman, name your price.I don't know that I want to see that.

I would, however, be curious to see the shoulders-and-above pictures that left him unsure of her girth.

[peewee's lovechild]

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Just the three of us.

Me likey.

[Melmart1]

What has The PeeWee stumbled himself into??
Hopefully into a better mood than this morning.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't know that I want to see that.

I would, however, be curious to see the shoulders-and-above pictures that left him unsure of her girth.

I just want to see that chick break him in half.

He doesn't look very "sturdy", if you get my meaning.

[CuckingFunt]

What has The PeeWee stumbled himself into??The PeeWee is also welcome to entertain me if Mel is too busy with the game.

Though, I reckon The PeeWee is also busy with the same thing.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hopefully into a better mood than this morning.

I'm in a great mood.

My boss is nowhere in sight, I had a little surprise, and I ate at a Chinese Buffet.

While the buffet was pure shit, it had egg rolls. I've been craving egg rolls for weeks now.

But, I realized that I still hate chinese food.

[CuckingFunt]

Now I'm watching the Spurs game, too.

I can actually watch your games since your team isn't so full of suck that they don't get any national TV coverage.

[peewee's lovechild]

The PeeWee is also welcome to entertain me if Mel is too busy with the game.

Though, I reckon The PeeWee is also busy with the same thing.

The PeeWee would like to entertain both Mel and The Funt . . . at the same time.

Hmmmm, The PeeWee is horny now.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm in a great mood.

My boss is nowhere in sight, I had a little surprise, and I ate at a Chinese Buffet.

While the buffet was pure shit, it had egg rolls. I've been craving egg rolls for weeks now.

But, I realized that I still hate chinese food.Firstly, I thought it was just Tuesdays and Thursdays where you had to work late.

Secondly, what was the little surprise?

Lastly, Chinese food is nummy nummy.

[Melmart1]

Now I'm watching the Spurs game, too.

I can actually watch your games since your team isn't so full of suck that they don't get any national TV coverage.
OHHH, I forgot it was on ESPN, too. I was watching the local coverage, but since its on ESPN I can watch it in HD. :nerd

[Melmart1]

But, I realized that I still hate chinese food.
SACRILEGE!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Firstly, I thought it was just Tuesdays and Thursdays where you had to work late.

Secondly, what was the little surprise?

Lastly, Chinese food is nummy nummy.

Chinese food sucks ass.

But, maybe, it had more to do with the cooks than anything else. Vicente Fernandez was blaring through somebody's radio when I passed by the kitchen.

[Melmart1]

And since when did peewee start referring to himself in the third person? And capitalizing his name, to boot.

[CuckingFunt]

I love the fact that my cable company accidentally hooked up an HD box.

I'm less thrilled with the fact that they caught their mistake and are now charging me for it.

Fucking bastards. They're like drug pushers.

[peewee's lovechild]

SACRILEGE!!!!!




But, maybe, it had more to do with the cooks than anything else. Vicente Fernandez was blaring through somebody's radio when I passed by the kitchen.

[CuckingFunt]

Chinese food sucks ass.

But, maybe, it had more to do with the cooks than anything else. Vicente Fernandez was blaring through somebody's radio when I passed by the kitchen.You're nutty.

[peewee's lovechild]

And since when did peewee start referring to himself in the third person? And capitalizing his name, to boot.

What, only athletes and rappers can get away with that?

[Melmart1]

Japanese food is better than Chinese. I just ordered a whole lot of food from Sushi Zushi or whatever its called for Friday. I can't wait!

[peewee's lovechild]

I would love for Prez Dubya to refer to himself in the third person.

He'd call himself "The Bush".

That would crack me up.

[CuckingFunt]

What, only athletes and rappers can get away with that?I'm going to start referring to myself as The ___insert first name here___.

Although, I just said that out loud and it sounds funny, so maybe I won't.

[peewee's lovechild]

Japanese food is better than Chinese.

Understatement of the year.

I wish I could go to Japan on a food tour.

[Melmart1]

I would love for Prez Dubya to refer to himself in the third person.

He'd call himself "The Bush".

That would crack me up.
I would bet cash money that The Bush has no idea what 'third person' refers to.

[CuckingFunt]

Japanese food is better than Chinese. I just ordered a whole lot of food from Sushi Zushi or whatever its called for Friday. I can't wait!No more talk of yummy food that I can't have.

The bra is off, which means I'm not going anywhere else tonight.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm going to start referring to myself as The ___insert first name here___.

Although, I just said that out loud and it sounds funny, so maybe I won't.

Cunt?

Anyway, I though you were already "The Funt"?

[Melmart1]

Understatement of the year.

I wish I could go to Japan on a food tour.
The best food I have ever eaten, hands down. I often try to replicate the food I ate there, but its just not the same.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would bet cash money that The Bush has no idea what 'third person' refers to.

This is very true.

[CuckingFunt]

Cunt?

Anyway, I though you were already "The Funt"?No, I was talking about doing this in the really real world and using my actual first name.

[Melmart1]

No more talk of yummy food that I can't have.

The bra is off, which means I'm not going anywhere else tonight.
But, if you did go somewhere sans bra, I bet you wouldn't be paying for your meal. Food for thought ...

[peewee's lovechild]

The bra is off

The PeeWee just had his first orgasm of the night.

[peewee's lovechild]

No, I was talking about doing this in the really real world and using my actual first name.

True, that is funny.

[CuckingFunt]

But, if you did go somewhere sans bra, I bet you wouldn't be paying for your meal. Food for thought ...But I might also be arrested for public indecency.

Besides, I gotta stop spending so much money.

[peewee's lovechild]

The best food I have ever eaten, hands down. I often try to replicate the food I ate there, but its just not the same.

I just have to go to Japan.

I WILL NOT die without having gone to Japan.

[CuckingFunt]

True, that is funny.See what I mean? People wouldn't know what the fuck I was talking about.

[Melmart1]

Hey Funt, did you realize how peewee evaded your question about what the surprise was?

[CuckingFunt]

Hey Funt, did you realize how peewee evaded your question about what the surprise was?I did, but I decided not to be annoying about it.

[peewee's lovechild]

See what I mean? People wouldn't know what the fuck I was talking about.

On the other hand, it does sound unique.

You could live a rapper's lifestyle.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey Funt, did you realize how peewee evaded your question about what the surprise was?

Ugh.

[CuckingFunt]

On the other hand, it does sound unique.

You could live a rapper's lifestyle.I already have all the Crystal and fine ass bitches I could ever need.

[Melmart1]

I just have to go to Japan.

I WILL NOT die without having gone to Japan.
It's awesome. I want to go back and do Tokyo and stuff. I already did off the beaten path, and as excellent as that was, I would still like to do the touristy stuff, too.

[CuckingFunt]

Ugh.See, Mel? It wasn't an oversight.

[Melmart1]

Ugh.
Speak! I hate it when people say "you know what?" And then when you say, "what?" They say "nevermind" or "nothing." That shit sucks.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's awesome. I want to go back and do Tokyo and stuff. I already did off the beaten path, and as excellent as that was, I would still like to do the touristy stuff, too.

I want to do the rural stuff. Don't get me wrong, I would still love to visit all the metro areas in Japan, but it's the traditional rural setting that I really want to check out.

[peewee's lovechild]

See, Mel? It wasn't an oversight.

Ugh.

[peewee's lovechild]

Speak! I hate it when people say "you know what?" And then when you say, "what?" They say "nevermind" or "nothing." That shit sucks.

I never said "you know what?"

I only said that I was in a better mood.

[Melmart1]

I want to do the rural stuff. Don't get me wrong, I would still love to visit all the metro areas in Japan, but it's the traditional rural setting that I really want to check out.
I guess this means we can't go together. :cry

[CuckingFunt]

I never said "you know what?"

I only said that I was in a better mood.Because you got a little surprise.

[Melmart1]

Because you got a little surprise.
The surprise that he didn't spill about. Which is essentially the same as my "you know what?" analogy.

[peewee's lovechild]

I guess this means we can't go together. :cry

The Hell we can't!!

We can do a double tour.

I like the sound of that.

[CuckingFunt]

The surprise that he didn't spill about. Which is essentially the same as my "you know what?" analogy.Pretty much.

[peewee's lovechild]

The surprise that he didn't spill about. Which is essentially the same as my "you know what?" analogy.

No it's not.

[CuckingFunt]

You have now left me with no choice but to speculate as to the actual surprise.

I'm going to guess...

Midge baked you a super special cheesecake?

[Melmart1]

No it's not.
Yes it is. If you don't want to talk about it, then you shouldn't bring it up. And I hope the surprise wasnt foot porn.

[CuckingFunt]

Yes it is. If you don't want to talk about it, then you shouldn't bring it up. And I hope the surprise wasnt foot porn.He already got the foot porn.

Maybe the attention whore sent him something a little more steamy?

[Melmart1]

You have now left me with no choice but to speculate as to the actual surprise.

I'm going to guess...

Midge baked you a super special cheesecake?
He drizzled special sauce on top.

[peewee's lovechild]

She's not an attention whore, and no . . . she didn't send me anything else.

[Melmart1]

He already got the foot porn.

Maybe the attention whore sent him something a little more steamy?
Oh, more scat porn!

The speculation game is great fun!

[CuckingFunt]

He drizzled special sauce on top.I always assumed that Midge's special sauce was an integral ingredient in all of his cheesecakes.

[peewee's lovechild]

It wasn't scat porn.

[Melmart1]

I always assumed that Midge's special sauce was an integral ingredient in all of his cheesecakes.
I always thought it was burnt mecco.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's something that will make me sound like a complete pussy.

But, the funny thing is . . . it's not even for me.

[CuckingFunt]

She's not an attention whore
I don't know... randomly popping into a thread an offering to send pictures of your feet to a relative stranger seems pretty damned attention whore-ish to me.

[Melmart1]

It's something that will make me sound like a complete pussy.

But, the funny thing is . . . it's not even for me.
Aw, you bought Funt and I gifts. How thoughtful.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't know... randomly popping into a thread an offering to send pictures of your feet to a relative stranger seems pretty damned attention whore-ish to me.

I call it being friendly.

She's not an attention whore.

[Melmart1]

I don't know... randomly popping into a thread an offering to send pictures of your feet to a relative stranger seems pretty damned attention whore-ish to me.
It is. He is just defending her because he wants to stay on her good side, in case she sends more.

[peewee's lovechild]

Aw, you bought Funt and I gifts. How thoughtful.

It's for another girl in my life.

But, I got something for you in mind anyway . . . being that your B-day is just around the bend.

[CuckingFunt]

I call it being friendly.

She's not an attention whore.Whatever.

[peewee's lovechild]

It is. He is just defending her because he wants to stay on her good side, in case she sends more.

Not true.

She just seems nice.

[Melmart1]

It's for another girl in my life.

But, I got something for you in mind anyway . . . being that your B-day is just around the bend.
So you are cheating on me and the Funt? There goes the threesome!

[CuckingFunt]

Not true.

She just seems nice.I know plenty of attention whores that are nice. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

[peewee's lovechild]

So you are cheating on me and the Funt? There goes the threesome!

Okay, okay, okay!!!!

John Lennon made some drawings for a children's book he was working on. Well, the drawings took a life of their own and they were used in many things. A few years ago, I saw that there was a crib set based on Lennon's characters.

I've been looking for them for months now. My sister sent me an email that she had found them. They're on Ebay and I'm going to bid on them.

The other girl I was talking about is my future daughter and I'm buying them for her.

There.
I said it.

Now I sound like a pussy.

Everyone happy?

[peewee's lovechild]

I know plenty of attention whores that are nice. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

Oooooooookay.

[CuckingFunt]

Okay, okay, okay!!!!

John Lennon made some drawings for a children's book he was working on. Well, the drawings took a life of their own and they were used in many things. A few years ago, I saw that there was a crib set based on Lennon's characters.

I've been looking for them for months now. My sister sent me an email that she had found them. They're on Ebay and I'm going to bid on them.

The other girl I was talking about is my future daughter and I'm buying them for her.

There.
I said it.

Now I sound like a pussy.

Everyone happy?You don't sound like a pussy. I think that's really cool.

[Melmart1]

Okay, okay, okay!!!!

John Lennon made some drawings for a children's book he was working on. Well, the drawings took a life of their own and they were used in many things. A few years ago, I saw that there was a crib set based on Lennon's characters.

I've been looking for them for months now. My sister sent me an email that she had found them. They're on Ebay and I'm going to bid on them.

The other girl I was talking about is my future daughter and I'm buying them for her.

There.
I said it.

Now I sound like a pussy.

Everyone happy?
Only a male would think you are a pussy for that. I happen to think that its very sweet. And mine and the Funt's opinion is all that counts, anyways. And I bet she thinks its sweet, too.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just hope my daughter looks back one day and thinks that it was a cool thing to do.

[CuckingFunt]

I just hope my daughter looks back one day and thinks that it was a cool thing to do.I'm sure she will.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm naming her after John Lennon's mother (and my all time favorite Lennon song) and one of my favorite Elvis Costello songs.

[Melmart1]

A friend told me that an old coworker I havent seen in years emailed me, but used my old AOL address which I haven't used in at least two years. I just logged in and I had nearly 9,000 emails. :dizzy

[CuckingFunt]

A friend told me that an old coworker I havent seen in years emailed me, but used my old AOL address which I haven't used in at least two years. I just logged in and I had nearly 9,000 emails. :dizzyOh my goodness.

You'd think they'd have closed your inbox before it got so full.

[peewee's lovechild]

A friend told me that an old coworker I havent seen in years emailed me, but used my old AOL address which I haven't used in at least two years. I just logged in and I had nearly 9,000 emails. :dizzy

I forgot my password and now AOL says I have to call customer service.

I don't have that number.

[Melmart1]

Oh my goodness.

You'd think they'd have closed your inbox before it got so full.
The funniest part is that the spam folder only has 45. Although the majority of the 9k are spam. What a shitty filter they have. This is why Gmail rules!

[peewee's lovechild]

The funniest part is that the spam folder only has 45. Although the majority of the 9k are spam. What a shitty filter they have. This is why Gmail rules!

Nothing is better than gmail.

[CuckingFunt]

There's only one person in all the world with my gmail address.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Huge-Lot-of-17-Carters-John-Lennon-Nursery-Bedding_W0QQitemZ160175654392QQihZ006QQcategoryZ20 421QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[peewee's lovechild]

For those that are curious.

[CuckingFunt]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Huge-Lot-of-17-Carters-John-Lennon-Nursery-Bedding_W0QQitemZ160175654392QQihZ006QQcategoryZ20 421QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

That's really cool.

[peewee's lovechild]

There's only one person in all the world with my gmail address.

Lucky him/her.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's really cool.

I fell in love with it.

Plus, there's much more that goes with all that.

[Melmart1]

http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2007/newsletter/nov_news/images/top_graphic.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2007/newsletter/nov_news/images/top_graphic.jpgThe Fleshlight creeps me out a little bit.

I'm not 100% sure why, but it does.

[Melmart1]

The Fleshlight creeps me out a little bit.

I'm not 100% sure why, but it does.
Those are kinda creepy. They are too big to be what its supposed to resemble. That masterbator for women with the tongue and lips that looks almost like the Rolling Stones album cover creepy me out, too. I can't see how that could feel as good as a real tongue.

[CuckingFunt]

Those are kinda creepy. They are too big to be what its supposed to resemble. That masterbator for women with the tongue and lips that looks almost like the Rolling Stones album cover creepy me out, too. I can't see how that could feel as good as a real tongue.Same here.

I've never understood the toys that are trying to be super super realistic, in general. They're just... wrong.

[Melmart1]

Same here.

I've never understood the toys that are trying to be super super realistic, in general. They're just... wrong.
Those particular toys, I have always thought weren't for couples but lonely singles instead. All of the sex toy sites emphasize partners but in reality, the ultra-realistic toys were never intended for couples. I bet more than half the money they make is from singles.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's cheaper if you just use your hands.

[peewee's lovechild]

and fingers.

[peewee's lovechild]

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peewee's lovechild, Melmart1+

Just you and me.

Oh, the things we could do . . .

[Melmart1]

It's cheaper if you just use your hands.
True, but one can't survive on hands and fingers alone. You gotta change it up.

[Melmart1]

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peewee's lovechild, Melmart1+

Just you and me.

Oh, the things we could do . . .
With hands and fingers?

[peewee's lovechild]

With hands and fingers?

And an extra appendage I just happen to have.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, hands and fingers are good for starters.

[Melmart1]

Haha, my sister forwarded me a dirty text. I gotta say, I usually hate texting but this isn't so bad.

[peewee's lovechild]

Haha, my sister forwarded me a dirty text. I gotta say, I usually hate texting but this isn't so bad.

Do share.

And, let's go back to the previous conversation once you're done sharing the text.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I miss the old days when my chonga homegirl melmart would post on the reg when I was actually online.

[CuckingFunt]

Haha, my sister forwarded me a dirty text. I gotta say, I usually hate texting but this isn't so bad.Remember your little comment about how rude it is to tease someone with information that you don't plan on sharing?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Okay, I know I had a little somethinsomethin to do with, you know, originally perpetuating the quattro thread, and I try to keep distance these days, but....who is this peewee guy, again?

[Melmart1]

Remember your little comment about how rude it is to tease someone with information that you don't plan on sharing?
It's a pic. I can't post it here.

[peewee's lovechild]

Remember your little comment about how rude it is to tease someone with information that you don't plan on sharing?

No shit.

What's up with that??

[Melmart1]

I miss the old days when my chonga homegirl melmart would post on the reg when I was actually online.
This made me lol, i saiiiidd!

[peewee's lovechild]

Okay, I know I had a little somethinsomethin to do with, you know, originally perpetuating the quattro thread, and I try to keep distance these days, but....who is this peewee guy, again?

I am the consumate spirit that keeps this place together.

What's got your vagina all puckered up?

[peewee's lovechild]

It's a pic. I can't post it here.

Lame.

You could at least describe said picture, that is if you can't PM the picture to us.

[CuckingFunt]

Okay, I know I had a little somethinsomethin to do with, you know, originally perpetuating the quattro thread, and I try to keep distance these days, but....who is this peewee guy, again?Peewee's my e-boyfriend.

You're WAAAAAAAAAY behind on the drama.