Free Quattro Razor (9)

[ShoogarBear]

I'm hoping that after a few beers, you'll be in the mood for me.That would take a few beers and a couple of GHBs.

[peewee's lovechild]

No.

But I can't ellaborate on what I am talking about unless you share the whole story. I'm not enough of a brat to keep discussing something that no one else can follow.

I'm curious.

Which part are you talking about?

[CuckingFunt]

Goddamn, this arroz con pollo with beans is delicious.Why would it be con pollo, but with beans?

Wouldn't it be either "rice with chicken and beans" or "arroz con pollo y frijoles"?

[peewee's lovechild]

That would take a few beers and a couple of GHBs.

Beer.

It makes everyone better looking.

[ShoogarBear]

I don't want to write this brief (not so brief; 25 pages) I'm working on.

:pctoss


I'm pretty sure I could muster the desire to go play darts.Screw all of you. I have to take my recertification exam tomorrow.


In fact, I need to stop this nonsense now. Bye.

[Melmart1]

I don't want to write this brief (not so brief; 25 pages) I'm working on.

:pctoss


I'm pretty sure I could muster the desire to go play darts.
Yeah yeah yeah. I gotta do homework. I gotta do laundry. I gotta write a brief.

But I have to go play darts! Don't you people see how hard I have it!?

[Melmart1]

No.

But I can't ellaborate on what I am talking about unless you share the whole story. I'm not enough of a brat to keep discussing something that no one else can follow.
Yes, you are :lol

[Melmart1]

That would take a few beers and a couple of GHBs.
Plus, he will probably be asleep long before I get home anyways.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

arroz con pollo > most things

[CuckingFunt]

Yes, you are :lolBut... I'm trying to better myself.

[ShoogarBear]

Why would it be con pollo, but with beans?

Wouldn't it be either "rice with chicken and beans" or "arroz con pollo y frijoles"?You have to excuse Blaze. Mandarin-to-Spanish translation is tough to do.

[Melmart1]

Why would it be con pollo, but with beans?

Wouldn't it be either "rice with chicken and beans" or "arroz con pollo y frijoles"?
Arroz con pollo is the name of the dish. The beans are likely a side dish.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Why would it be con pollo, but with beans?

Wouldn't it be either "rice with chicken and beans" or "arroz con pollo y frijoles"?

I was speaking Texican.

[Melmart1]

I was speaking Texican.
I hate Texican, but I say it the same way you do.

[CuckingFunt]

Arroz con pollo is the name of the dish. The beans are likely a side dish.That much I knew. It just struck me as odd.

Kind of the same level as "ATM Machine" and "VMA Awards."

[peewee's lovechild]

Why would it be con pollo, but with beans?

Wouldn't it be either "rice with chicken and beans" or "arroz con pollo y frijoles"?

You've been misleading us all about your Spanish capabilities.

By the way, I fucking hate arroz con pollo . . . the frijoles I do like, though.

[Melmart1]

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Segregation at its finest. Whities one one side, greenies on the other.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

That's how my mom taught me to say it as well

[Melmart1]

My friend's cat died and he is not taking it well. Maybe I am a callous bitch but I didn't take it hard when my dog died. Prolly cus I was away at college.

Come to think of it, all my pets died when I was away at college. And my plants, too. Methinks my family didn't take care of them very well ...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Your parents didn't throw them off Highway 35, did they?

[CuckingFunt]

My friend's cat died and he is not taking it well. Maybe I am a callous bitch but I didn't take it hard when my dog died. Prolly cus I was away at college.

Come to think of it, all my pets died when I was away at college. And my plants, too. Methinks my family didn't take care of them very well ...I've always taken it hard when family pets have died.

In March, though, I had to have one of my cats put to sleep and that was really hard. It's not fun to have to be the person to make that decision.

[Melmart1]

Your parents didn't throw them off Highway 35, did they?
No, but my brother IS an airman :lol And you can ask Orion, who went to school with him, what he thinks of him :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

My friend's cat died and he is not taking it well. Maybe I am a callous bitch but I didn't take it hard when my dog died. Prolly cus I was away at college.

Come to think of it, all my pets died when I was away at college. And my plants, too. Methinks my family didn't take care of them very well ...

People who cry over pets are fucking pussies.

However, I did cry when Anakin became Darth Vader.
That was different, though.

[CuckingFunt]

People who cry over pets are fucking pussies.I guess I'm a pussy.

[peewee's lovechild]

I guess I'm a pussy.

Why yes, yes you are.

And, it's ohhhhh-so-good.

[Melmart1]

People who cry over pets are fucking pussies.

However, I did cry when Anakin became Darth Vader.
That was different, though.
While I do agree that some people take the whole pet ownership thing waaay too far, I don't agree that crying over their death makes them a pussy. Unless it's like a rat or a mouse. Who wants those things as pets anyways? Gross!

[peewee's lovechild]

While I do agree that some people take the whole pet ownership thing waaay too far, I don't agree that crying over their death makes them a pussy. Unless it's like a rat or a mouse. Who wants those things as pets anyways? Gross!

Well, I agree with the quote where it says that they're pussies.

[CuckingFunt]

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The whities and the greenies are now evenly dispersed.

[Melmart1]

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The whities and the greenies are now evenly dispersed.
Awww, peewee and I are on your buddy list! :p:

[CuckingFunt]

Awww, peewee and I are on your buddy list! :p:Those little pluses make it so much easier to stalk.

[batman2883]

hi how are you

[CuckingFunt]

hi how are youBored, and you?

[Melmart1]

Those little pluses make it so much easier to stalk.
I didn't use it till recently, but its a cool tool. But when it said 'buddy list' it reminds me of AIM, and I keep expecting a little window in the corner telling me who is online.

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't use it till recently, but its a cool tool. But when it said 'buddy list' it reminds me of AIM, and I keep expecting a little window in the corner telling me who is online.I put a few people on my buddy list a couple weeks ago, just because I was curious to see what it would do. I expected more than just little pluses, actually, but it does make it helpful to see if anyone funny is online.

[Melmart1]

And I am off! Time to go a-darting.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And I am off! Time to go a-darting.

Poke somebody's eye!

[peewee's lovechild]

Those little pluses make it so much easier to stalk.

I love it that I'm being stalked.

[CuckingFunt]

And I am off! Time to go a-darting.Did Melmart, of all people, just say goodbye in The Quattro??

What is this world coming to?

[peewee's lovechild]

I didn't use it till recently, but its a cool tool. But when it said 'buddy list' it reminds me of AIM, and I keep expecting a little window in the corner telling me who is online.

It saddens me that I'm not on your buddy list.

[peewee's lovechild]

Did Melmart, of all people, just say goodbye in The Quattro??

What is this world coming to?

I am convinced that it wasn't Melmart at all.

Some imposter has taken over her PC.

If it was her, she wouldn't have rejected my sexual advances.

[CuckingFunt]

All of this talk of buddy lists has put the My Buddy (http://www.dollinfo.com/kidsis.htm) commercial jingle in my head.

This is unacceptable.

[timvp]

My friend's cat died and he is not taking it well.:lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

^^^
Shit, how did I not catch that???

[peewee's lovechild]

Yesterday, Walgreens refused to give a cough medicine prescription to me.

They thought I was an addict.

[peewee's lovechild]

I quit smoking about a couple of weeks ago and I've been itching all over my body.

[peewee's lovechild]

I showed up to Walgreens scratching my chest and throat.

[peewee's lovechild]

They thought I was jonesing.

[peewee's lovechild]

They kept asking me if the prescription was for me and what I was going to use it for.

[CuckingFunt]

Are you using the patch or anything, or did you just quit?

[peewee's lovechild]

I finally got pissed and told them "I'm not a fucking junkie!!! I have a fucking rash!! "

[peewee's lovechild]

I showed them and they finally gave in.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you using the patch or anything, or did you just quit?

Na, I just quit.

Midge keeps tempting me to go back to smoking.

It's fucking hard.

[CuckingFunt]

I showed them and they finally gave in.They probably just thought you were a violent junkie and decided not to fuck with you.

[peewee's lovechild]

Add that to the fact that I've also quit drinking and I'm fucking losing my mind up in here!!

[peewee's lovechild]

They probably just thought you were a violent junkie and decided not to fuck with you.

I was fucking pissed and I was about to issue out some Mexican justice with my "filero".

[CuckingFunt]

Add that to the fact that I've also quit drinking and I'm fucking losing my mind up in here!!The Funt is proud of you.

[peewee's lovechild]

The Funt is proud of you.

Don't be too proud, I'm drinking a case of Shiner tomorrow night, and Saturday night . . . and quite possibly Sunday night.

I can't quit the two.
It's one or the other.

[T Park]

Way to stay strong.

[marini martini]

Hate to tell ya buddy, after the second or third beer, you will start bumming cigs, and the next day you will be buying a pack. Try the patches. You will find out what it's like when you od. on nicotine. Tis not pretty :toast

[ashbeeigh]

dum dum dum.

[T Park]

shouldnt look in the mirror when you say that.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

dum dum dum.keep telling yourself that.

[Melmart1]

keep telling yourself that.
I am still wondering what the hell you will change your avatar to ...

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I got sent down to San Diego for work today, and the whole time that I was down there, I could just hear the Bad Company song "Burnin' Sky" playing in my head over and over and over again.
Is this in bad taste?
I mean, I personally don't give a shit one way or the other; I was just wondering for curiosity's sake.

[ATRAIN]

Batman it was good seeing you back.........YES you should make a rap cd now!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I am still wondering what the hell you will change your avatar to ...yeah. i'm trying to think of something good.

[ORION]

I got sent down to San Diego for work today, and the whole time that I was down there, I could just hear the Bad Company song "Burnin' Sky" playing in my head over and over and over again.
Is this in bad taste?
I mean, I personally don't give a shit one way or the other; I was just wondering for curiosity's sake.
It a bad situation and the chicks there are hot but I do dislike many people in that city. I just hope that none of the Rubios burned down or if they did they should move to Texas

[CuckingFunt]

I have recently discovered that I am WAY too easily amused by lolcats.

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/713/lolcatfunnypicturefoundwv7.jpg

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/7311/128371108123281250imvisyp8.jpg

[ORION]

cats are by far the funniest animals.

[CuckingFunt]

http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/8877/128288825100746250jazzhoo9.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

cats are by far the funniest animals.
I agree. Dogs can be pretty funny, though.

[ATRAIN]

I once killed a cat with my bare hands just to watch it die!!

[ATRAIN]

This is for you Blaze

http://sc.tri-bit.com/images/e/e5/kitten_and_god.jpg

[ATRAIN]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg?cf02020215=B8436EA1!RVJDT1RcYWdhcmNpYTp lcmNvdDqIgMQI5QiQrSof11tDN2kM

Who do you thinks kills the most kitten's? I vote Pee wee!

[Melmart1]

Cats suck.

[ORION]

I agree. Dogs can be pretty funny, though.
dogs are ok but next on my list are squirrels

[samikeyp]

Cats suck.

But pussy rules. :smokin

[ATRAIN]

Cats suck.


I agree, and they hate me too Im very allergic!!

[ATRAIN]

But pussy rules. :smokin


Mikey is very wise!!

[CuckingFunt]

I enjoy both cats and pussy.

But not at the same time.

[CuckingFunt]

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/3139/128292588561683750puturnc8.jpg

[Melmart1]

I don't need a cat because I already have a pussy and if I wanted a dog, I would get a boyfriend.

[CuckingFunt]

There has GOT to be something else I can be doing right now.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Halloween is the greatest time of year.
There's no end to the amount of cheesy movies that the networks program to fill in available airtime.
Right now, SciFi is showing a real winner called "Dead Men Walking" about a zombie outbreak in a maximum security prison.
Where the hell do they find all this shit??!
It's priceless!!!
:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

Tonight at the Alamo Drafthouse they are showing "Dr. S Battles the Sex Crazed Reefer Zombies". The title alone is goign to make that movie a classic.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I don't need a cat because I already have a pussy and if I wanted a dog, I would get a boyfriend.

To quote Gary Busey from the cinematic "masterpiece" that is "D.C. Cab":

"I don't see why women are so uptight all the time;
they have half the money and ALL the pussy!"

:spin

[midgetonadonkey]

Dr. S movie synopsis...

In a small tiny American town and epidemic madness has swept the city. Atomic reefer has turned innocent town folk into sex crazed cannibalistic reefer smoking zombies. They eat you and make love to you at the same time. Only one man can put an end to this chaos and only one man alone can save the world…DOCTOR “S”!!

[midgetonadonkey]

How this movie isn't nominated for Academy Awards based on premise alone is beyond me.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Dr. S movie synopsis...

In a small tiny American town and epidemic madness has swept the city. Atomic reefer has turned innocent town folk into sex crazed cannibalistic reefer smoking zombies. They eat you and make love to you at the same time. Only one man can put an end to this chaos and only one man alone can save the world…DOCTOR “S”!!

That has "Academy Award" written ALL over it!

[1369]

I have recently discovered that I am WAY too easily amused by lolcats.



http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/domo.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/aidzic5.png

[CuckingFunt]

Dr. S movie synopsis...

In a small tiny American town and epidemic madness has swept the city. Atomic reefer has turned innocent town folk into sex crazed cannibalistic reefer smoking zombies. They eat you and make love to you at the same time. Only one man can put an end to this chaos and only one man alone can save the world…DOCTOR “S”!!
That sounds fantastic. What year was it made?

[midgetonadonkey]

That sounds fantastic. What year was it made?

This year. Apparently is was made by a couple local guys.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=12578618

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Shit.
They just ruined a perfectly good zombie movie by throwing in religious gobbledygook.

[midgetonadonkey]

I can't see the trailer because my work computer doesn't have flash. How bad(good) does it look?

[CuckingFunt]

I can't see the trailer because my work computer doesn't have flash. How bad(good) does it look?
Student film.

[Mister Sinister]

Fuck. I fucking hate having to get a new router.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I can't see the trailer because my work computer doesn't have flash. How bad(good) does it look?

Well, you see zombies and clowns running around in biohazard suits and a chick with her middle and ring fingers bitten off and a dude who looks like Lewis from "Revenge of the Nerds" but no reefer and no real titilation.
Kinda troubling.

[midgetonadonkey]

That sucks.

It showed so much promise.

[Mister Sinister]

Oh my God, that kid is BACK, on the escalator again!

[samikeyp]

"I don't see why women are so uptight all the time;
they have half the money and ALL the pussy!"

:lmao :tu

[1369]

Oh my God, that kid is BACK, on the escalator again!

http://lonestartimes.com/images/Benzion/April_06/2_Dollars__1_.JPG

Two dollars.

[ORION]

man I just ate some kind of garlic dip and my breath is rocking hard

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

man I just ate some kind of garlic dip and my breath is rocking hard

Never mind that;
what's the status on the beer and the boobs?

[ORION]

Never mind that;
what's the status on the beer and the boobs?
they laughed at me when I suggested beer but I've been trying to get pictures but they are covered up pretty good today

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

they laughed at me when I suggested beer but I've been trying to get pictures but they are covered up pretty good today

They don't sound like team players to me.

[ORION]

They don't sound like team players to me.
:lol
It seems like I'm the only one who cares about this company sometimes :depressed

[T Park]

Orion I've noticed alot of prudes work with you :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRJQLzc-bco

[Melmart1]

Please don't tell me you have been singing that to Sandra again :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

She gets annoyed when I play it so I just sing it to myself now.

[CuckingFunt]

Dammit.

I got all ready to start laundry, and just as I was going to walk out the door I saw the fucknuts who live next door to me walking down the stairs with their 15 baskets. It'll be hours before they're done.

I hate that shit. They always take up every single washer AND dryer simultaneously.

I should kill them.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Live from Stockdale, bitches!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Dammit.

I got all ready to start laundry, and just as I was going to walk out the door I saw the fucknuts who live next door to me walking down the stairs with their 15 baskets. It'll be hours before they're done.

I hate that shit. They always take up every single washer AND dryer simultaneously.

I should kill them.

Yes, you should.

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit.

I got all ready to start laundry, and just as I was going to walk out the door I saw the fucknuts who live next door to me walking down the stairs with their 15 baskets. It'll be hours before they're done.

I hate that shit. They always take up every single washer AND dryer simultaneously.

I should kill them.

You should go take a shit in one of the washers.

[CuckingFunt]

You should go take a shit in one of the washers.I'm too much of a lady.

I was thinking of beating them to death with a ridiculously oversized novelty dildo, instead.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRuerc7OSlk

[midgetonadonkey]

What an odd coincidence. I posted that link after a large dildo comment.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm too much of a lady.

I was thinking of beating them to death with a ridiculously oversized novelty dildo, instead.

I'd pay money to watch that.

[Melmart1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRuerc7OSlk
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Ummm.. what the hell is in this video?

[CuckingFunt]

I loved this song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7VER3Ol77o)

[midgetonadonkey]

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Ummm.. what the hell is in this video?

Just watch it woman!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Just watch it woman!

I agree. When did Mel become a pussy?

[Melmart1]

I agree. When did Mel become a pussy?
I am not a pussy. I just wondered why it said that. Now I know.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I am not a pussy. I just wondered why it said that. Now I know.

Pussy.

[Melmart1]

Pussy.
Eat me.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Eat me.

Busy tonight, I'll be by around midnight.

[midgetonadonkey]

Oh shit.

A chinky-dykey throwdown!!

[Melmart1]

Busy tonight, I'll be by around midnight.
Make sure you shower, I don't want my house to smell like a fucking takeout buffet.

[CuckingFunt]

Chinky food would be good right now. Too bad I already made lunch.

[Melmart1]

Chinky food would be good right now. Too bad I already made lunch.
I agree, I can go for some chinky food.

[Melmart1]

I agree, I can go for some chinky food.
That wasn't meant as a come-on to JB, either.

[Melmart1]

That wasn't meant as a come-on to JB, either.
Especially since I was thinking more along the lines of a meal, not a snack.

[CuckingFunt]

Last one, I promise.

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/9095/menorikeremonadeue6.jpg

[T Park]

lunch at 5 30 in the afternoon?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9wSMuCJCkQ

[T Park]

thanks to midge's avatar, I think im done with hot dogs for the rest of my life.

[Melmart1]

thanks to midge's avatar, I think im done with hot dogs for the rest of my life.
I am sure there is plenty of other carnie food available for your consumption.

[T Park]

I am sure there is plenty of other carnie food available for your consumption.

despite the always funny "carnie food" jokes, there really isn't anything out here I would eat.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

despite the always funny "carnie food" jokes, there really isn't anything out here I would eat.

...including the Carnie Women.

[ShoogarBear]

I am still wondering what the hell you will change your avatar to ...Looks who's talking.

[ShoogarBear]

Cats suck.


To quote Gary Busey from the cinematic "masterpiece" that is "D.C. Cab":

"I don't see why women are so uptight all the time;
they have half the money and ALL the pussy!"

:spin"D.C. Cab" rules:

"You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view!"

"Where to?"
"I am the Angel of Death. Take me to Hell."
"Got any luggage?"

"And don't think I feel sorry for you 'cause your daddy died. My father came back from the Korean War with his brains so scrambled, he thought he was Jesus! They put him in a nuthouse for five years, when he came out, he didn't think he was Jesus no more, he thought he was God. Which made me Jesus. This shit got pretty heavy."

[ShoogarBear]

Dammit.

I got all ready to start laundry, and just as I was going to walk out the door I saw the fucknuts who live next door to me walking down the stairs with their 15 baskets. It'll be hours before they're done.

I hate that shit. They always take up every single washer AND dryer simultaneously.

I should kill them.Oh, man. I haven't lived in a place without my own washer and dryer for 13 years.

Although rifling through the chicks' undies was fun . . .

[ShoogarBear]

Okay, I guess I've sufficiently upgraded the literary content of the Quattro for today.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

They're awl gonna laugh at you!!!!!

[ashbeeigh]

I got sent down to San Diego for work today, and the whole time that I was down there, I could just hear the Bad Company song "Burnin' Sky" playing in my head over and over and over again.
Is this in bad taste?
I mean, I personally don't give a shit one way or the other; I was just wondering for curiosity's sake.

Fucking San Diego. This guy I work with is from San Diego and won't stop talking about how it's 1000000000000% better then Texas. Just fucking move back there you fucktard.

[CuckingFunt]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/4203/bukakittenpm5.jpg

[T Park]

...including the Carnie Women

That is the understatement of the friggen century.

Actually, wait till after monday, Im gonna try and get a few pictures of the office girls at our Phoenix Golf tourny, this one girl Jennifer, whew, shes smokin...

[T Park]

(Makes mental note to look for DC cab next time in Best Buy)

[samikeyp]

"And don't think I feel sorry for you 'cause your daddy died. My father came back from the Korean War with his brains so scrambled, he thought he was Jesus! They put him in a nuthouse for five years, when he came out, he didn't think he was Jesus no more, he thought he was God. Which made me Jesus. This shit got pretty heavy."

How's Tyrone?
He's great, he's working for Uncle Sam.
Albert, I say Tyrone last week, he was Uncle Sam!


Good stuff.

[ShoogarBear]

That is the understatement of the friggen century.

Actually, wait till after monday, Im gonna try and get a few pictures of the office girls at our Phoenix Golf tourny, this one girl Jennifer, whew, shes smokin...You're in Phoenix?

I hope you're rocking the Spurs gear hard.

Fucking whining Sun douchbags.

[T Park]

Been here since October the 4th.

Oh and I brought the Horry jersey with me out here.

I have gotten in a few "discussions" with the people here :)

If I get time, ill post the picture of one of my ride's control box's having a picture of Horry putting up the seven fingers, and next to it I printed out Stoudamire on the bench with his head in his hands.

Very nice stuff if I do say so myself.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

NM.

[T Park]

nevermind

no message

hmmmm

[midgetonadonkey]

thanks to midge's avatar, I think im done with hot dogs for the rest of my life.

Maybe you should've seen that avatar early in your childhood. It might've helped you out.

[T Park]

Maybe you should've seen that avatar early in your childhood. It might've helped you out.

Thats the pot calling the kettle black.

[ashbeeigh]

fucking SIM card stealers. They're the devil.

[Melmart1]

Thank God you are gone, maybe you will do us all a favor and stay gone the rest of the night!

[RashoFan]

To quote Gary Busey from the cinematic "masterpiece" that is "D.C. Cab":

"I don't see why women are so uptight all the time;
they have half the money and ALL the pussy!"

:spin
I haven't seen that movie in years....
" I don't work on January 8th, cause that is Elvis' birthday...uh huh huh..."

[samikeyp]

I haven't seen that movie in years....
" I don't work on January 8th, cause that is Elvis' birthday...uh huh huh..."

:lmao


"I am riding with you today Tyrone!"

[marini martini]

:lmao


"I am riding with you today Tyrone!"


I am riding with you, Marie :toast

[Mister Sinister]

I love when the last half hour of the closing shift involves doing jack-all shit. My co-worker and I were just talking about comics until 10.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Thank God you are gone, maybe you will do us all a favor and stay gone the rest of the night!yeah. she comes in and just does a random thought. nothing pertaining to the obligatory flow of quattro. i don't come here and say "gee, did i wipe my ass right. i've got too much viscocity going on back there"? LEARN YOU'RE ROLL, PINKY!!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I've got the feeling somebody's either getting pregnant, arrested or date-raped at this party going on across from my house.

[jman3000]

i planned on all 3 of those happening to me : (

[jman3000]

im just fucking around... i dont wanna get arrested.

[jman3000]

some chick is trying to get in my pants.. i havent met her and so far it's strictly been online conversations... red flag is that all her pictures are from the shoulders up... i have no idea if im dealing with a patatie or not.

[Melmart1]

please don't tell me this chick is from MySpace.

[jman3000]

even better

[jman3000]

random aim encounter

[Melmart1]

aol :lol people still use AOL? Or do you mean AIM?

[jman3000]

aim... my bad... :lol

[Melmart1]

I am on AIM but I am always invisible. So I think the chances of having a random encounter are pretty slim.

[Mister Sinister]

That'd make two of us, then. :lol I'm always invis on both AIM and YIM. Pisses my friends off to no end.

[jman3000]

i dont like to be invisible... i feel like im living a lie... i mean... im really there. once the conversations start is when i start feeling like i should be invisible.

[Melmart1]

A couple of friends who I told about me being invisible just automatically try IMing me when they sign on, and they know I am here. Most don't know, though.

[jman3000]

i like to chat up the porn bots

it's amusing.

[jman3000]

some chick is trying to get in my pants.. i havent met her and so far it's strictly been online conversations... red flag is that all her pictures are from the shoulders up... i have no idea if im dealing with a patatie or not.

shit...damn my silver tongue and irresistible charm. she wants me to drive to the valley now. uuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[jman3000]

they do have mr. corn's there though.... hmmmm....

[jman3000]

i actually used aol up until a couple years ago... i was proud to be one of the last bastions of dial up service.

[jman3000]

damn this chick's a slut.

[jman3000]

i just didnt want spam guy being on the header.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Drive to the Valley?

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

I want Krispie Kreme donuts but don't want to drive 20 minutes for them.

[midgetonadonkey]

My sister got Pete Rose's autograph yesterday. He signed "Sorry I bet on baseball" on a baseball. I am extremely jealous.

[tlongII]

Are you serious? Pete is my favorite player from all time! I have an autographed picture of him breaking Ty Cobb's hits record.

[T Park]

I thought you were gonna say he signed your gf on the rear near the loin.

[Melmart1]

Drive to the Valley?

:lmao
I have to agree with this reaction.

Are you fucking KIDDING me, JB? The Valley? You realize that people like peewee are products of the valley, right?

Is she from Brownsville? :lmao

[CuckingFunt]

i actually used aol up until a couple years ago... i was proud to be one of the last bastions of dial up service.
I was dial up until a couple of years ago, but not on AOL. They banned me for life about ten years ago. Good times.

[T Park]

They banned me for life about ten years ago

As much as you despise me, i gotta know.

What for?

[CuckingFunt]

As much as you despise me, i gotta know.

What for?
Despise? That's a bit strong for a person I don't know.

In any case, I was banned for repeated Terms of Service violations. I had several screen names that were against the rules, used naughty language in chat rooms, and would try to engage the moderators in ridiculously over-the-top public cyber sex when they were called in to quiet me down.

It was silly, but a source of endless amusement to my friends and I when I was 19.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I have to agree with this reaction.

Are you fucking KIDDING me, JB? The Valley? You realize that people like peewee are products of the valley, right?

Is she from Brownsville? :lmao

That would explain the pregnancy rates down there.

[jman3000]

i never said i was actually gone drive down there to bone her or anything... but she said she was a huge spurs fan and ive always had a soft spot in my heart for any lady spur fan... it's weird.

[ShoogarBear]

i never said i was actually gone drive down there to bone her or anything... but she said she was a huge spurs fan and ive always had a soft spot in my heart for any lad spur fan... it's weird.http://www.farfromneutral.com/exodus/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/o_rly.jpg

[jman3000]

son of a bitch.

:lmao :lmao

[T Park]

Your going down there for ladyspur!??!

GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Melmart1]

i never said i was actually gone drive down there to bone her or anything... but she said she was a huge spurs fan and ive always had a soft spot in my heart for any lady spur fan... it's weird.
You realize there are thousands of them here in SA and you would save a lot on gas and not have to go to the Valley, right?

[samikeyp]

Bump because the Quattro was way too low.

[T Park]

You realize there are thousands of them here in SA

Yeah and none of em are single.

its a fact, look it up :lol

[jman3000]

this chicks not single either. being attached is almost irrelevant nowadays.

[ORION]

my co-worker returned from maternity leave today and damn she look good !

[The Sun]

Mornin'

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck mornings.

[CuckingFunt]

And fuck commercials for Christian rock compilation CDs.

[CuckingFunt]

"Awesome God" my ass.

[TheZackAttack!]

my co-worker returned from maternity leave today and damn she look good !

My coworker is pregnate and still looks good......... :wakeup

[ORION]

My coworker is pregnate and still looks good......... :wakeup
Oh yeah I think pregnant women are hot also but she rebounded very well

[ORION]

Fuck mornings.
this morning has been good so far because I have 2 new girls to stare at and possibly creep out

[ATRAIN]

this morning has been good so far because I have 2 new girls to stare at and possibly creep out


Do these women live in NB as well?

[peewee's lovechild]

"Awesome God" my ass.

"Lord, I lift your name up hiiiiiiiigh"

"Lord, Noooow iiiis the tiiiiime toooo worshiiiip"

Yea, I hate that shit too.
They play it so much I've got some of the songs memorized.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh yeah I think pregnant women are hot also but she rebounded very well

I banged a pregnant chick once. It was a surreal experience.

It was pretty funny too, because she kept talking dirty with her belly bulging out.

[samikeyp]

"Awesome God" my ass.

Reminds me of what I saw in 2002. We were visiting NYC and were down in Battery Park. The ferry from Ellis Island just pulled in and as the people were waiting to get off the boat, this dude started preaching to the boat. He looked like some guy who just walked off a golf course but started just yelling and holding up his bible. The thing that was the funniest was when he yelled "You need to read this book, my God is better than your God!"

:lol

[ATRAIN]

I banged a pregnant chick once. It was a surreal experience.

It was pretty funny too, because she kept talking dirty with her belly bulging out.


how pregnant was she?

[midgetonadonkey]

how pregnant was she?

She was as pregnant as you are stupid.

So very, very pregnant.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I banged a pregnant chick once. It was a surreal experience.

It was pretty funny too, because she kept talking dirty with her belly bulging out.

You should check back with her in 18 years. Maybe her daughter will be slutty based on those seven minutes of sexually explicit experiences.

[ATRAIN]

She was as pregnant as you are stupid.

So very, very pregnant.


Fuck you you piece of shit, no one was talking to you.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck you you piece of shit, no one was talking to you.

Actually you were talking to everyone. If you wanted it to be private you should've PM'd him the question the way you PM him apologies.

[ATRAIN]

Actually you were talking to everyone. If you wanted it to be private you should've PM'd him the question the way you PM him apologies.


I was quoting HIM asking HIM a question you fucking retard. You always bring up the appology PM. I admitted to doing it and Im not sorry for it. Get the Fuck over it.

[midgetonadonkey]

I bring it up because it's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I was quoting HIM asking HIM a question you fucking retard. You always bring up the appology PM. I admitted to doing it and Im not sorry for it. Get the Fuck over it.

You do realize what thread this is, right?

[peewee's lovechild]

how pregnant was she?

I didn't ask but if I had to guess, I'd say about 7 months.

[peewee's lovechild]

You should check back with her in 18 years. Maybe her daughter will be slutty based on those seven minutes of sexually explicit experiences.

Her daughter would be a slut because her mother was 17 at the time.

[peewee's lovechild]

Anyway, Midge is going to owe me a case of Shiner Bock and ATRAIN is going to owe me $100.

I would like to thank the Houston Texans in advance for the beer and the $$$.

[ATRAIN]

I bring it up because it's the gayest thing I've ever heard.


Appologizing to somebody because you thought you crossed the line is gay? I would do it again and if that makes me a pussy than so be it. Its obvious you have a problem with me so lets see what kind of man you are. Tell me where and when and ill be there.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Her daughter would be a slut because her mother was 17 at the time.

Hell, you could probably wrangle yourself a mother-daughter three-way if you float promises of Lone Star Cards and beaded jewelry from the corner vendor.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hell, you could probably wrangle yourself a mother-daughter three-way if you float promises of Lone Star Cards and beaded jewelry from the corner vendor.

You know, I was thinking just that.

The chick is from Brownsville, so this is a definite possibility.

[ATRAIN]

Anyway, Midge is going to owe me a case of Shiner Bock and ATRAIN is going to owe me $100.

I would like to thank the Houston Texans in advance for the beer and the $$$.


Its not over yet!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Appologizing to somebody because you thought you crossed the line is gay? I would do it again and if that makes me a pussy than so be it. Its obvious you have a problem with me so lets see what kind of man you are. Tell me where and when and ill be there.

It does make you a pussy. I'm glad you realize how big of a snatch you are. I was really tired of pointing it out.

You want to fight me?

[samikeyp]

Train...you suck at making bets. First you lose to mel and now probably pee-wee?

[ATRAIN]

It does make you a pussy. I'm glad you realize how big of a snatch you are. I was really tired of pointing it out.

You want to fight me?


Id love too

[ATRAIN]

Train...you suck at making bets. First you lose to mel and now probably pee-wee?


Yeah every time I bet it never ends good.

[samikeyp]

Do you have to add "I'm Pee-Wee's bitch too?"

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to buy peewee a case of diapers instead of a case of beer.

[midgetonadonkey]

Id love too

Meet me on the corner of Military and Zarzamora. I'll be standing next to SequSpur.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You know, I was thinking just that.

The chick is from Brownsville, so this is a definite possibility.

Yeah, but there's just something seedy about it happening in a colonia.

Rent a room, you'll feel better for it.

[samikeyp]

You want to fight me?


Id love too


Cripple fight!!!!!

:lmao

[ATRAIN]

Do you have to add "I'm Pee-Wee's bitch too?"


Actually that wasn't even part of mine and Mel's bet, but the way I carried on and how competitive we were I felt it was necessary. No I bet pee wee 100 bucks on alcohol.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'll be standing next to SequSpur.

If you weren't attached, that'd be a great way to pickup women.

They love single dads.

[peewee's lovechild]

Its not over yet!!

Oh, it's over.

I take cash and cashier's checks only.

[midgetonadonkey]

Oh, it's over.

I take cash and cashier's checks only.

And diapers.

[peewee's lovechild]

Meet me on the corner of Military and Zarzamora. I'll be standing next to SequSpur.

You live in North Central SA.

You know nothing about the southside.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, but there's just something seedy about it happening in a colonia.

Rent a room, you'll feel better for it.

Nobody questions you in the colonias.

Plus, the sounds of gun shots will drown the noise we'd make.

[peewee's lovechild]

Actually that wasn't even part of mine and Mel's bet, but the way I carried on and how competitive we were I felt it was necessary. No I bet pee wee 100 bucks on alcohol.

I'll just take a check for $100 and buy cheap liquor on my own.

[Melmart1]

You know, I was thinking just that.

The chick is from Brownsville, so this is a definite possibility.
I wonder if its the same chick jman is trying to get with? :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I wonder if its the same chick jman is trying to get with? :lol

Probably the daughter.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if its the same chick jman is trying to get with? :lol

It's probably her sister. She's even sluttier.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitors form
He told me where it was and I as on my way
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
I arrrived in front of the dormitory
Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didnt know I was in for such an event
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I say
Dont ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

[peewee's lovechild]

They're mom was the sluttiest.

She wanted to bang me, but I have standards (somewhat, anyway).

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

They're mom was the sluttiest.

She wanted to bang me, but I have standards (somewhat, anyway).

You always have to think ahead.

You could have had a grandma-mother-daughter four-way.