Free Quattro Razor (9)

[ShoogarBear]

I suppose now would not be the time to mention that I am spanking ashbeiigh's ass.

[Melmart1]

It was just a bout of jealousy.

I'm over it now.
Isn't that usually the female's role?

[Melmart1]

Does this mean peewee is into role reversal? :dizzy

[ShoogarBear]

Does this mean peewee is into role reversal? :dizzyYou mean sometimes he's the butch?

[CuckingFunt]

I suppose now would not be the time to mention that I am spanking ashbeiigh's ass.
It is never, EVER, the time to mention that.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I suppose now would not be the time to mention that I am spanking ashbeiigh's ass.

http://www.jdhancock.com/images/baddonkey-topleft01.jpg

[Melmart1]

You mean sometimes he's the butch?
:lol

[ShoogarBear]

It is never, EVER, the time to mention that.Well, I'm sorry, but I cannot lie. It's true. I am spanking her ass thoroughly and completely.





Just so long as LeBron and Udoka don't hit 4 three-pointers between them tonight.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, I'm sorry, but I cannot lie. It's true. I am spanking her ass thoroughly and completely.





Just so long as LeBron and Udoka don't hit 4 three-pointers between them tonight.
It's a much more appealing thought if you say you're "kicking" her ass.

[Melmart1]

Well, I'm sorry, but I cannot lie. It's true. I am spanking her ass thoroughly and completely.





Just so long as LeBron and Udoka don't hit 4 three-pointers between them tonight.
Gotdamned fantasy basketball :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I figured you'd channel Mouse and use the terms, "creamy, white, Wonder bread ass."

[ShoogarBear]

It's a much more appealing thought if you say you're "kicking" her ass.But that would not have generated the visceral response I was looking for.

[CuckingFunt]

But that would not have generated the visceral response I was looking for.
True.

And, in all honesty, I'm disappointed in myself for giving it to you.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

It is never, EVER, the time to mention that.

Agreed!

[Melmart1]

I figured you'd channel Mouse and use the terms, "creamy, white, Wonder bread ass."
Her ass is white but the only thing that is a 'wonder' about it is that the gape finally closed since she graduated.

[CuckingFunt]

Her ass is white but the only thing that is a 'wonder' about it is that the gape finally closed since she graduated.
Damned gape references.

They make me cringe every time.

[Melmart1]

Damned gape references.

They make me cringe every time.
I know, as soon as I typed it I knew you would mention that. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

I'm disappointed in myself for giving it to you.You're not the first. :smokin

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You're not the first. :smokin

Nor the second, third or fourth.

[Melmart1]

Nor the second, third or fourth.
Is this your way of standing up to be counted?

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, I really want a Five Guys burger, but there's no way I'll be back in less than 45 minutes if I go.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Is this your way of standing up to be counted?

No, but it sets a bar for me to know something's wrong.

But then again, you weren't complaining.

[Sapphire]

Damn, I really want a Five Guys burger, but there's no way I'll be back in less than 45 minutes if I go.
Wow, that quote can be fixed countless ways. But I'll take the high road.

[DC Bear Club]

Damn, I really want a Five Guys burger, but there's no way I'll be back in less than 45 minutes if I go.
I can pick one up for you. How many do you want? :eyebrows

[DC Bear Club]

Would you like some special sauce with that?

[DC Bear Club]

How about a double?

[CuckingFunt]

I am officially tired of coughing.

[Melmart1]

I am officially tired of coughing.
Ask your boyfriend to trim.

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn, I really want a Five Guys burger, but there's no way I'll be back in less than 45 minutes if I go.

"All too easy." - Darth Vader (Star Wars, Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back)

[CuckingFunt]

Ask your boyfriend to trim.
If his short n' curlies were long enough to stretch that many miles, I'd hope he wouldn't need the hint.

[Melmart1]

What the hell is a Five Guys burger anyways? Who the hell would name their restaurant like that? Those are like the parents who name their kid Harold when their last name was Bahls.

[ShoogarBear]

"All too easy." - Darth Vader (Star Wars, Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back):lol

So, I went with Mexican takeout from around the corner. Or, at least what passes for Mexican up here.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ask your boyfriend to trim.

Those are some pretty long pubes.

[ShoogarBear]

What the hell is a Five Guys burger anyways? Who the hell would name their restaurant like that? Those are like the parents who name their kid Harold when their last name was Bahls.http://www.fiveguys.com

Outstanding burgers.

But stay away if you peanut allergies.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol

So, I went with Mexican takeout from around the corner. Or, at least what passes for Mexican up here.

You know, I never ended up trying that place.

[Melmart1]

If his short n' curlies were long enough to stretch that many miles, I'd hope he wouldn't need the hint.
It's surprising to me how many men let that go until you mention it. And even more suprising how many get offended by you politely mentioning it.

[peewee's lovechild]

What the hell is a Five Guys burger anyways? Who the hell would name their restaurant like that? Those are like the parents who name their kid Harold when their last name was Bahls.

That's funny.

When I was in High School, my friends and I had a band called "The Harry Blackholes".

Ahhhh, High School . . . .

[ShoogarBear]

You know, I never ended up trying that place.You didn't miss anything, but it's better than nothing.

The Cuban place, however, is outstanding.

[CuckingFunt]

It's surprising to me how many men let that go until you mention it. And even more suprising how many get offended by you politely mentioning it.
I believe in establishing a friendly "I won't throw a fit if you don't" pact right from the start.

[ShoogarBear]

I see the Bucks are doing it to the Spurs again so far . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

http://www.fiveguys.com

Outstanding burgers.

But stay away if you penis allergies.

That is so not my type of restaurant.

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol

So, I went with Mexican takeout from around the corner. Or, at least what passes for Mexican up here.

Mexico has some pretty good Mexican food.

That's the only thing I miss from my hometown.
I lived only 5 minutes from the border.

Fuck, now I want some taquitos!!!!

[Melmart1]

http://www.fiveguys.com

Outstanding burgers.

But stay away if you peanut allergies.
Each time I was in your area I never saw one of those, and since we wanted money to spend on other things, we generally kept to cheapie things like subway for a quick meal. Which is too bad, since there are so many great places to eat around there.

[Melmart1]

Speaking of Mexican food, my best friend who lives near UTSA visited yesterday and was telling me about all of these new "Mexican" restaurants that are opening in her area. One of them is called Chipotle's and its healthier Mexican food. That's just disgusting.

And anything with the name Chipotle just sets me off. It's like every gringo and their cousin just discovered something that has been around for ages and is now running it into the ground so quickly that even Britney can't believe how fast it went to hell.

[CuckingFunt]

Speaking of Mexican food, my best friend who lives near UTSA visited yesterday and was telling me about all of these new "Mexican" restaurants that are opening in her area. One of them is called Chipotle's and its healthier Mexican food. That's just disgusting.

And anything with the name Chipotle just sets me off. It's like every gringo and their cousin just discovered something that has been around for ages and is now running it into the ground so quickly that even Britney can't believe how fast it went to hell.
Chipotle is a chain owned by McDonald's.

:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

Mexico has some pretty good Mexican food.
Thank you, Capitán Evidente.

[ShoogarBear]

Speaking of Mexican food, my best friend who lives near UTSA visited yesterday and was telling me about all of these new "Mexican" restaurants that are opening in her area. One of them is called Chipotle's and its healthier Mexican food. That's just disgusting.

And anything with the name Chipotle just sets me off. It's like every gringo and their cousin just discovered something that has been around for ages and is now running it into the ground so quickly that even Britney can't believe how fast it went to hell.Chipotle is meh.

Baja Fresh is pretty good, though.

[Melmart1]

Chipotle is a chain owned by McDonald's.

:lmao
Are you fucking kidding me? Even more reason for me to never go. And they wonder why I rarely trek to the northside. If Chipotle is one of the offerings, I would rather stick to my little Jaliscos.

[peewee's lovechild]

Chipotle is a chain owned by McDonald's.

:lmao

True.

And, I'll be damned if I go to a fucking McDonald's owned Mexican joint.

Anyway, although I usually don't advocate for gringoesque Mexican food . . . I will have to say that "Freebirds" at I-10 and Huebner has some pretty damn good burritos.

[Melmart1]

True.

And, I'll be damned if I go to a fucking McDonald's owned Mexican joint.

Anyway, although I usually don't advocate for gringoesque Mexican food . . . I will have to say that "Freebirds" at I-10 and Huebner has some pretty damn good burritos.
That was another place they mentioned last night! :lmao Next time they come over I promised to make them my homemade pork carnitas burritos. They are in dire need of some.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The only good thing at Chipotle is the chips and salsa. Surprisingly good.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Chipotle is a chain owned by McDonald's.

:lmao

Every time I drive by a Chipotle, I think of that episode of "The Osbournes" where all Ozzy eats is food from Chipotle and hums the Mexican hat dance song every time he pulls something out of the bag!
:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

my homemade pork carnitas burritos.
Mmmmmmmm... foodgasm.

[peewee's lovechild]

That was another place they mentioned last night! :lmao Next time they come over I promised to make them my homemade pork carnitas burritos. They are in dire need of some.

Good god, I haven't had carnitas in the longest time.

Now I feel like eating some carnitas . . . or, some cochinito pibil.

Damn, yous guys is making me hungry.

[peewee's lovechild]

Mmmmmmmm... foodgasm.
I second that.

[Melmart1]

Mmmmmmmm... foodgasm.
Have you ever smelled carnitas as they are cooking? It's the best citrusy orange scent ever. Unlike when my Aunt Carmen would make menudo :vomit: everything in the house smells like shit after that.

[marini martini]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
Have you ever smelled carnitas as they are cooking? It's the best citrusy orange scent ever. Unlike when my Aunt Carmen would make menudo :vomit: everything in the house smells like shit after that.

[CuckingFunt]

Have you ever smelled carnitas as they are cooking?
Seriously... food gasm.

My mother, despite lacking a single drop of Mexican, used to make the most deceptively authentic carnitas ever. Carnitas is one of my very favorite things on the planet.

[ashbeeigh]

I suppose now would not be the time to mention that I am spanking ashbeiigh's ass.

:madrun I'll get you the next time shoog!

[peewee's lovechild]

Have you ever smelled carnitas as they are cooking? It's the best citrusy orange scent ever. Unlike when my Aunt Carmen would make menudo :vomit: everything in the house smells like shit after that.

I used to work at a convenience store that would sell carnitas and barbacoa every saturday and sunday morning. I used to love the way it smelled when they were cooking that stuff.

I got along with the cook, so he would save some carnitas and barbacoa for me to take home. That was the one year my parents loved me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Seriously... food gasm.

My mother, despite lacking a single drop of Mexican, used to make the most deceptively authentic carnitas ever. Carnitas is one of my very favorite things on the planet.

You've never had cochinito pibil.

Damn, you need to taste that stuff.

[peewee's lovechild]

:madrun I'll get you the next time shoog!

Shoog likes getting spanked by you??

Please, we don't need to know anymore.

[CuckingFunt]

You've never had cochinito pibil.

Damn, you need to taste that stuff.
Yes I have. I told you that before.

I love pibil, but not as much as carnitas.

[peewee's lovechild]

Johnny Depp's character in "Once Upon A Time In Mexico" kills the cooks who make badass cochinito pibil to keep the receipe from getting copied.

Or, something like that.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yes I have. I told you that before.

I love pibil, but not as much as carnitas.

I love both.

I could have a plate of each right now with corn tortillas and some Agua de Jamaica or maybe some Orchata.

Damn, I miss Mexico.

[CuckingFunt]

The thing I miss is a Mexican soda called Materva.

It's made from yucca root, or some shit like that, and I used to order it at my favorite restaurant in LA. I haven't found it in years, though, and I fucking loved it.

[CuckingFunt]

The thing I miss is a Mexican soda called Materva.

It's made from yucca root, or some shit like that, and I used to order it at my favorite restaurant in LA. I haven't found it in years, though, and I fucking loved it.
Well, fuck me for being stupid.

I managed to get every single detail about my beloved Materva (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Materva) wrong except the name. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Shoog likes getting spanked by you??

Please, we don't need to know anymore.You're just jealous.

[peewee's lovechild]

The thing I miss is a Mexican soda called Materva.

It's made from yucca root, or some shit like that, and I used to order it at my favorite restaurant in LA. I haven't found it in years, though, and I fucking loved it.

I miss the Mexican sodas (Barrilitos, Joya, etc.).

I found out a couple of weeks ago why the Mexican sodas taste different from the American sodas. American soda companies put high fructose corn syrup to sweeten their product, Mexican soda companies use sugar to do the same.

My dad used to get us a few cases of assorted flavored sodas (Joya) every once in a while. My favorite were fruit punch, apple, and tamarindo.

[ashbeeigh]

You're just jealous.

I tend to agree with you. And if the game continues the way it is right now, you're going down.

[ShoogarBear]

:madrun I'll get you the next time shoog!Actually, you've closed the gap to one in three-pointers, and LeBron's game hasn't started yet.








Note, CF, that's "gap".

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, fuck me for being stupid.

I managed to get every single detail about my beloved Materva (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Materva) wrong except the name. :lol

It says that it improves one's "sexual health".

I'm ordering a case right now.

[peewee's lovechild]

I tend to agree with you. And if the game continues the way it is right now, you're going down.

We don't need to know about you all's sexual preferences.

[ashbeeigh]

We don't need to know about you all's sexual preferences.

You already know about my sexual preferences so I don't know what you're bitching about.

[Melmart1]

It says that it improves one's "sexual health".

I'm ordering a case right now.
What good is improving your sexual health if you have nothing to use the new improved product on?

[peewee's lovechild]

What good is improving your sexual health if you have nothing to use the new improved product on?

I want to be ready for when I finally get the chance.

[Melmart1]

As for Mexican sodas, they are too sweet. I try to drink mostly water and tea but if I am going to have a soda, it has to be diet so that its not so sweet. Coke, Pepsi, etc ... all gross and syrupy sweet. The Mexican sodas taste much better than Americans but still a little too sweet for me.

[peewee's lovechild]

As for Mexican sodas, they are too sweet. I try to drink mostly water and tea but if I am going to have a soda, it has to be diet so that its not so sweet. Coke, Pepsi, etc ... all gross and syrupy sweet. The Mexican sodas taste much better than Americans but still a little too sweet for me.

The diet sodas taste like sweet n' low.

I hate how that tastes.

[CuckingFunt]

Note, CF, that's "gap".
I appreciate the clarification.

[Winston Wolf]

The diet sodas taste like sweet n' low.

I hate how that tastes.


Is this what the Quattro has become, talking about diet sodas? come one folks raise the bar!

[CuckingFunt]

As for Mexican sodas, they are too sweet. I try to drink mostly water and tea but if I am going to have a soda, it has to be diet so that its not so sweet. Coke, Pepsi, etc ... all gross and syrupy sweet. The Mexican sodas taste much better than Americans but still a little too sweet for me.
I can deal with sugary/syrupy sweet better than chemically sweet.

[Melmart1]

Is this what the Quattro has become, talking about diet sodas? come one folks raise the bar!
If you are not a part of the solution ...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

If you are not a part of the solution ...

In Mouse's case, the bar can eliminate him at 5-foot-4.

[CuckingFunt]

If you are not a part of the solution ...
Well said.

[Melmart1]

In Mouse's case, the bar can eliminate him at 5-foot-4.
Speaking of bars, I bet he rocks at limbo contests!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Why are Craigslisters such assholes?

I'm trying to sell my old Treo. I thought I listed it well, explained the damages to the phone and took pictures. But people keep asking me if there are any physical problems with the phone, as if they haven't even looked at the photos or read the description.

Plus, I had this one jackass yesterday who pissed me the fuck off.

He sent me an e-mail Friday night and I call him back. First, he talks me down on price and says to call him at 10 a.m., so I can meet him at The Quarry on my way to work. As it turns out, I needed to go there anyway. I call him at 10:15 a.m., and he tells me he'll meet me in 30 minutes. I get there at about 10:40 a.m., and go take care of what I need to exchange.

When I walk out of the store, I realize I've locked my keys in my truck. I call AAA and they send somebody out. At 11:05 a.m., I call the guy to find out if maybe he's parked or something looking for me and he tells me he's at 410 and 35 on his way. I'm even okay with that since AAA doesn't arrive for another 5 or 10 minutes.

He finally arrives at about 11:35 a.m., and we go to the Sprint Store so he can change his account over. We wait for awhile and he just holds onto my phone, looking at it and playing with it while we're waiting. We finally get called over and when the rep tells him the ESN is clear, he tries to work me down again. He wanted a total of $50 off my original asking price and I guess he thought I'd accept just to get it done, but little did he know I was already pissed at waiting, for locking my keys in my truck and for already being late for work.

He starts trying to finger the cracks on the phone to say they're about to break. Mind you, I've had the phone for almost two years and it's been broken for 3/4 of that time, but he's trying to get it to break in front of me.

At this point, I grabbed my phone, told him he was a huge waste of my time and I walk out.

What a fucking prick. Carlos, you're an asshole and I hope you choke on a cock.

[Sapphire]

Why are Craigslisters such assholes?

I'm trying to sell my old Treo. I thought I listed it well, explained the damages to the phone and took pictures. But people keep asking me if there are any physical problems with the phone, as if they haven't even looked at the photos or read the description.

Plus, I had this one jackass yesterday who pissed me the fuck off.

He sent me an e-mail Friday night and I call him back. First, he talks me down on price and says to call him at 10 a.m., so I can meet him at The Quarry on my way to work. As it turns out, I needed to go there anyway. I call him at 10:15 a.m., and he tells me he'll meet me in 30 minutes. I get there at about 10:40 a.m., and go take care of what I need to exchange.

When I walk out of the store, I realize I've locked my keys in my truck. I call AAA and they send somebody out. At 11:05 a.m., I call the guy to find out if maybe he's parked or something looking for me and he tells me he's at 410 and 35 on his way. I'm even okay with that since AAA doesn't arrive for another 5 or 10 minutes.

He finally arrives at about 11:35 a.m., and we go to the Sprint Store so he can change his account over. We wait for awhile and he just holds onto my phone, looking at it and playing with it while we're waiting. We finally get called over and when the rep tells him the ESN is clear, he tries to work me down again. He wanted a total of $50 off my original asking price and I guess he thought I'd accept just to get it done, but little did he know I was already pissed at waiting, for locking my keys in my truck and for already being late for work.

He starts trying to finger the cracks on the phone to say they're about to break. Mind you, I've had the phone for almost two years and it's been broken for 3/4 of that time, but he's trying to get it to break in front of me.

At this point, I grabbed my phone, told him he was a huge waste of my time and I walk out.

What a fucking prick. Carlos, you're an asshole and I hope you choke on a cock.
:lol @ fingering the cracks.

[peewee's lovechild]

Is this what the Quattro has become, talking about diet sodas? come one folks raise the bar!

We should talk about how you like your coffee.

"Extra cream, extra sugar."

Now, when you said extra cream . . .

[CuckingFunt]

I am both thrilled with and ashamed of the fact that I've been watching a marathon of "America's Next Top Model" all day long.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol @ fingering the cracks.

It'd be funny if I wasn't about to slap the back of his head when I saw him start doing that.

[CuckingFunt]

Johnny B's story perfectly illustrates why I've never invested too much time in either craigslist OR eBay.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And considering the phone he was changing over from had huge blotches of paint removed from the clamshell, he had a lot of fucking nerve complaining about the smaller blotches on mine.

[Sapphire]

It'd be funny if I wasn't about to slap the back of his head when I saw him start doing that.
You should post your rant on there, and maybe it would make the "best of craigslist."

[Jay]

If you are not a part of the solution ...

How can anyone raise the bar when it constantly gets lowered with dumb fucking talk like this?

Nooch!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Johnny B's story perfectly illustrates why I've never invested too much time in either craigslist OR eBay.

I've been relatively lucky with eBay and it's been half-and-half with CL, so I like to give it a chance. Plus, I know other people who use it with decent experiences, so I like to think there are more normal people than bastards like Carlos.

Plus, to the middle-aged guy working the back register at the Quarry Sprint Store, that girl in the gray sweat pants and purple top noticed you drooling at her ass.

[Melmart1]

How can anyone raise the bar when it constantly gets lowered with dumb fucking talk like this?

Nooch!
How can anyone raise the bar with four posts? Go hire a donkey show for Dante and shut the fuck up.

[Melmart1]

I've been relatively lucky with eBay and it's been half-and-half with CL, so I like to give it a chance. Plus, I know other people who use it with decent experiences, so I like to think there are more normal people than bastards like Carlos.

Plus, to the middle-aged guy working the back register at the Quarry Sprint Store, that girl in the gray sweat pants and purple top noticed you drooling at her ass.
I love eBay, and I read CL and have found great stuff for my family, but everytime I find something I might want I am broke or its already sold. :madrun Just my fricken luck!

[Melmart1]

But, I did find my roommate through CL, so I do have at least one success story. Not to mention countless writing jobs, but none of them locally. The good telecommuting jobs are always llike in NY or Chicago.

[peewee's lovechild]

How can anyone raise the bar when it constantly gets lowered with dumb fucking talk like this?

Nooch!

I'm waiting for your Hetero Lifepartner to post something.

[CuckingFunt]

I've been relatively lucky with eBay and it's been half-and-half with CL, so I like to give it a chance. Plus, I know other people who use it with decent experiences, so I like to think there are more normal people than bastards like Carlos.
I don't trust people to not be bastards enough to try selling, and think actually holding the thing I'm going to buy in my hands is too important to try shopping, so... not for me.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I don't trust people to not be bastards enough to try selling, and think actually holding the thing I'm going to buy in my hands is too important to try shopping, so... not for me.

To each her own. I've sold a bit more on CL than I've bought, but what I have bought has been pretty much on the up-and-up.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I know I'm on a rant here, but the other thing that upsets me is when people complain about how much they paid for something in reference to how much you want (moreso, expecting to get).

I was trying to buy a portable XM radio a few weeks back and the guy kept talking about how he paid $380 for it and wanted X amount. First off, $80 was a service plan that is no longer valid and the unit has been rapidly dropping in price in advance of a newer model.

We had agreed to a price and a time to meet the following day. Well, he e-mails me the next day saying his wife wanted more for the device she never used (which was why he was selling in the first place). I didn't bitch, I simply responded, "Cool." He had told me he had a few responses for it.

Well, guess what gets re-listed a week or so later. I haven't seen it again, but the market will determine what's a price people are willing to pay. If you're not willing to compromise, you won't sell (which is why I've been pretty good about people asking for lower prices on my phone).

[marini martini]

I heart e-bay :toast

[CuckingFunt]

I know I'm on a rant here, but the other thing that upsets me is when people complain about how much they paid for something in reference to how much you want (moreso, expecting to get).

I was trying to buy a portable XM radio a few weeks back and the guy kept talking about how he paid $380 for it and wanted X amount. First off, $80 was a service plan that is no longer valid and the unit has been rapidly dropping in price in advance of a newer model.

We had agreed to a price and a time to meet the following day. Well, he e-mails me the next day saying his wife wanted more for the device she never used (which was why he was selling in the first place). I didn't bitch, I simply responded, "Cool." He had told me he had a few responses for it.

Well, guess what gets re-listed a week or so later. I haven't seen it again, but the market will determine what's a price people are willing to pay. If you're not willing to compromise, you won't sell (which is why I've been pretty good about people asking for lower prices on my phone).
A lot of people don't know, or aren't willing to acknowledge, that something is only worth what people are willing to pay for it.

[Jay]

I love eBay, and I read CL and have found great stuff for my family, but everytime I find something I might want I am broke or its already sold. :madrun Just my fricken luck!

Way to raise the bar. :rolleyes

[Victor Newman]

JB I feel your pain. Luckly for me I have been on eBay and doing side deals since 1996 so I know kinda how to avoid those type of situations as they pop up. Face it! greed mixed in with no patience is a money transaction's worst enemy!

[Victor Newman]

If you are not a part of the solution ...

Like folks who watch TV can actually change Jay Leno's lame jokes?
The lurkers of this topic shouldn't have the responsibility to do your job as a talker of your own conversation. your the one doing the posting, it's on your shoulders to entertain others who read! we are the lurkers, we do not share in your responsibilities!
:wakeup

[Mister Sinister]

This is not my beautiful house.

[CuckingFunt]

This is not my beautiful house.
Then get the fux out, trespasser.

[KEDA]

sigh

[Mister Sinister]

Then get the fux out, trespasser.
Hell, no. It's still a beautiful house. Just not mine.

[Melmart1]

Like folks who watch TV can actually change Jay Leno's lame jokes?
The lurkers of this topic shouldn't have the responsibility to do your job as a talker of your own conversation. your the one doing the posting, it's on your shoulders to entertain others who read! we are the lurkers, we do not share in your responsibilities!
:wakeup
And if the troll forum where any more interesting, you would be there instead of here. So why don't you get your creamy white, wonder bread (that joke was funny once, two years ago) ass back there and improve THAT situation so lame trolls like DOG don't bark on everyone's last nerve.

[Melmart1]

Way to raise the bar. :rolleyes
I don't want to put anything out of your reach.

[Jay]

It's funny how hard Melmart thinks she is hard.

Snooch the nooch.

[Melmart1]

It's funny how hard Melmart thinks she is.

Snooch the nooch.
Everything is funny when you are eating Popeye's chicken from two months ago. Or so I read in the bar-raised threads of the Trolls.

[Mister Sinister]

It's funny how hard Melmart thinks she is hard.

Snooch the nooch.
It's "snooch to the nooch".
Research motherfucker, do you do it?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

U.S. NATIONAL TEAM DEFEATS NO. 11 TEXAS A&M, 75-24

I'd like to give a hearty laugh to Texas A&M University's Sports Information Department as well as the other SIDs in the Big 12 for collectively rejecting my credential request for today's blowout victory.

[Rack The Trolls!]

Everything is funny when you are eating Popeye's chicken from two months ago. Or so I read in the bar-raised threads of the Trolls.

RACK! :lmao

[CuckingFunt]

For some reason, I am not surprised to learn that ashbeeigh occasionally watches "Hannah Montana."

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

For some reason, I am not surprised to learn that ashbeeigh occasionally watches "Hannah Montana."

But would you be surprised to learn that she rubs her clit gently as she watches "Hannah Montana"?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

But would you be surprised to learn that she rubs her clit gently as she watches "Hannah Montana"?

That was uncalled for, especially with Shelly lurking. I'm embarrassed.

[CuckingFunt]

But would you be surprised to learn that she rubs her clit gently as she watches "Hannah Montana"?
Dude!!

Seriously... too far.

[Melmart1]

But would you be surprised to learn that she rubs her clit gently as she watches "Hannah Montana"?
If she had $5,000 would you finish her off, Joey?

[CuckingFunt]

If she had $5,000 would you finish her off, Joey?
She wouldn't even have to have it, she'd just have to be a week away from it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

If she had $5,000 would you finish her off, Joey?

Over or under the clothes?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Dude!!

Seriously... too far.

I would just delete the Disney Channel from your channel list now to save you from the memory of this conversation.

[Melmart1]

Over or under the clothes?
What are you, in junior high or something? Nekkid, man! Nekkid!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Wasn't a moratorum declared on any and all talk of sex and ashbeeigh?

[CuckingFunt]

I would just delete the Disney Channel from your channel list now to save you from the memory of this conversation.
If I could, I would. It's part of the package that includes Cartoon Network, and I can't live without Adult Swim.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What are you, in junior high or something? Nekkid, man! Nekkid!

Then for no less than $7,500.

[Melmart1]

Wasn't a moratorum declared on any and all talk of sex and ashbeeigh?
Chinkys apparently don't play by the rules. You just can't trust those slanty-eyes.

[Last Comic Standing]

Melmat1 is on a roll!

[CuckingFunt]

What are you, in junior high or something? Nekkid, man! Nekkid!
There was a brief period of time when I thought "dry humping" meant when two people had sex but didn't cum.

[Melmart1]

There was a brief period of time when I thought "dry humping" meant when two people had sex but didn't cum.
:lol I hope it was very brief.

[Melmart1]

Melmat1 is on a roll!
Subway, Eat Fresh!

[Melmart1]

Subway, Eat Fresh!
Does anyone else but me hate Jarred?

[CuckingFunt]

:lol I hope it was very brief.
Yeah, it was. I don't think I'd cop to it if it had lasted much longer than a week.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Does anyone else but me hate Jarred?

You shouldn't.

Jared like big-breasted blondes.

http://www.foulballs.net/2007/01/subway-eat-fresh.html

[CuckingFunt]

Does anyone else but me hate Jarred?
You're not alone.

It's thanks to that douche I have to wait in line behind 5,000 fat asses ordering footlong meatball subs 'cause they're so healthy.

[Melmart1]

You shouldn't.

Jared like big-breasted blondes.

http://www.foulballs.net/2007/01/subway-eat-fresh.html
How does the realization that he is as shallow as every other man on earth make me not want to hate him?

[Melmart1]

You're not alone.

It's thanks to that douche I have to wait in line behind 5,000 fat asses ordering footlong meatball subs 'cause they're so healthy.
I remember someone once telling me that pizza was healthy if you ordered it supreme because it has all the food groups -- the dough is bread, the pepperoni was meat, the cheese is dairy and the mushrooms are veggies. :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

How does the realization that he is as shallow as every other man on earth make me not want to hate him?

How is that shallow?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

How does the realization that he is as shallow as every other man on earth make me not want to hate him?

He likes attractive women, so do you.

[CuckingFunt]

I remember someone once telling me that pizza was healthy if you ordered it supreme because it has all the food groups -- the dough is bread, the pepperoni was meat, the cheese is dairy and the mushrooms are veggies. :lol
I'm related to people who share that opinion.

[CuckingFunt]

I haven't watched "King of the Hill" in years. It's still pretty funny.

[Melmart1]

He likes attractive women, so do you.
:lol got me there. Except bleached blondes with fake titties are not attractive. Ever.

[CuckingFunt]

:lol got me there. Except bleached blondes with fake titties are not attractive. Ever.
EVER.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol got me there. Except bleached blondes with fake titties are not attractive. Ever.

I choose not to discriminate. Attractiveness comes in so many different ways, why limit it?

And there's never a certain criteria that makes one attractive or not.

[Mister Sinister]

I choose not to discriminate. Attractiveness comes in so many different ways, why limit it?

And there's never a certain criteria that makes one attractive or not.
I think there is a criteria, it just varies from person to person. I value personality more than physical attractiveness, personally.

[mrsmaalox]

I think there is a criteria, it just varies from person to person. I value personality more than physical attractiveness, personally.
Then Jared looks pretty good to you? :lol

[ashbeeigh]

vbookie on how long it will take to split to the Quattro (10)?

[ashbeeigh]

Monday afternoon if people are at work and tonight at like 3 if people are still up. Any takers?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Monday afternoon if people are at work and tonight at like 3 if people are still up. Any takers?

Well, I'm writing my story for Northwest Weekly right now so that I don't have to do it when I wake up.

[CuckingFunt]

I have tomorrow off, bitches.

[Mister Sinister]

Then Jared looks pretty good to you? :lol
Hell, naw.

[Mister Sinister]

I have tomorrow off, bitches.
I have Tuesday and Friday off of work. Wheeee.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I have tomorrow off, bitches.

:pctoss

[CuckingFunt]

:pctoss
It's really not that great when you realize that I'll probably be spending the day the same way I have the rest of the weekend: laying in bed, watching crappy TV, and nursing a wicked bad cold.

[mrsmaalox]

It's really not that great when you realize that I'll probably be spending the day the same way I have the rest of the weekend: laying in bed, watching crappy TV, and nursing a wicked bad cold.
Well except for the "wicked bad cold" the rest of it sounds pretty damn good to me!

[CuckingFunt]

Well except for the "wicked bad cold" the rest of it sounds pretty damn good to me!
It's unfortunate I only get to have these days when I'm sick.

[mrsmaalox]

It's unfortunate I only get to have these days when I'm sick.
Sick on weekends, holidays and beautiful weather sucks the worst.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's "snooch to the nooch".
Research motherfucker, do you do it?

I was going to call him out for that.

But, I was just too lazy.

Glad you did it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wasn't a moratorum declared on any and all talk of sex and ashbeeigh?

Hypocrites.

[Melmart1]

Hypocrites.
:flipoff

[samikeyp]

P-dub just doesn't learn.

You continue to piss off Mel then whine, bitch and moan because you have pissed off Mel.

:lol

[Melmart1]

P-dub just doesn't learn.

You continue to piss off Mel then whine, bitch and moan because you have pissed off Mel.

:lol
I'm beginning to think he likes the negative attention. It's better than no attention, I suppose. But reminds me too much of ashbeeigh, his first quattro love. :makeout

[peewee's lovechild]

P-dub just doesn't learn.

You continue to piss off Mel then whine, bitch and moan because you have pissed off Mel.

:lol

I was just pointing out that I was given shit when I talked about my sexual exploits with The Ash, only to have everyone else talking and speculating on her sex life.

It is a bit hypocritical.

[ShoogarBear]

I choose not to discriminate. Attractiveness comes in so many different ways, why limit it?

And there's never a certain criteria that makes one attractive or not.

Just so long as their feet have been bound.

[Melmart1]

I was just pointing out that I was given shit when I talked about my sexual exploits with The Ash, only to have everyone else talking and speculating on her sex life.

It is a bit hypocritical.
Fine, when you slip up on something I am going to call you out on it and I don't want you to bitch and moan and play mr. drama when I do it either.

And go drink some fucking coffee or something, little miss sunshine! You are obviously having one of those days again. Or maybe get mrsmaalox to send you more foot porn, you gotdamned pervert.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fine, when you slip up on something I am going to call you out on it and I don't want you to bitch and moan and play mr. drama when I do it either.

And go drink some fucking coffee or something, little miss sunshine! You are obviously having one of those days again. Or maybe get mrsmaalox to send you more foot porn, you gotdamned pervert.

Ok.

Fine.

I'm over it.

[Melmart1]

Ok.

Fine.

I'm over it.
You sound like a girl when you say this. Only when a girl says "fine," it never is.

[ShoogarBear]

WTF is up with the weester? Na'er mention of fruit, vegetable, or anus all morning.

[Melmart1]

WTF is up with the weester? Na'er mention of fruit, vegetable, or anus all morning.
Maybe that's what he needs to get out of his little mood. Nothing a little cabbage up the bum won't cure.

[mrsmaalox]

Did I just read there is someone in need of my services?

[peewee's lovechild]

WTF is up with the weester? Na'er mention of fruit, vegetable, or anus all morning.

I'm a little under the weather.

[peewee's lovechild]

Did I just read there is someone in need of my services?

More foot porn please.

[Melmart1]

Did I just read there is someone in need of my services?
Do you charge for your 'services' ... because you know what that makes you, right?

[peewee's lovechild]

Maybe that's what he needs to get out of his little mood. Nothing a little cabbage up the bum won't cure.

That made me giggle a little.

Keep it comming.

[peewee's lovechild]

Do you charge for your 'services' ... because you know what that makes you, right?

I don't have cash for that.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think what I need is foot porn from Mel.

That would set me up for the rest of the week.

[Mister Sinister]

You know what an awesome word is? Ne'er-do-well.

[Mister Sinister]

Rapscallion is good, too.

[Melmart1]

I think what I need is foot porn from Mel.

That would set me up for the rest of the week.
Only a week? :madrun

[peewee's lovechild]

Only a week? :madrun

What can I say??
I'm a glutton for foot porn.

[Melmart1]

What can I say??
I'm a glutton for foot porn.
If I sent you foot porn on the phone like mrsmaalox you would have my cell phone number. Nice try, though. I am apparently not as dumb as you think I am.

[mrsmaalox]

Do you charge for your 'services' ... because you know what that makes you, right?
Very well paid?

[samikeyp]

I'm beginning to think he likes the negative attention. It's better than no attention, I suppose. But reminds me too much of ashbeeigh, his first quattro love.

Good point.



You sound like a girl when you say this. Only when a girl says "fine," it never is.

Very true...its like when you ask a girl "what's wrong" and in that same "fine!" tone you get a response of "nothing"...something is wrong. :)

[Melmart1]

Very well paid?
That's not quite the phrase I was thinking of ...

[peewee's lovechild]

If I sent you foot porn on the phone like mrsmaalox you would have my cell phone number. Nice try, though. I am apparently not as dumb as you think I am.

You could always just email it to me.

I thought you would be smart enough to think of that option.

[mrsmaalox]

If I sent you foot porn on the phone like mrsmaalox you would have my cell phone number. Nice try, though. I am apparently not as dumb as you think I am.
WHAT!?!? You mean strangers are getting my cell phone number??? FUCK!!!!

[samikeyp]

WHAT!?!? You mean strangers are getting my cell phone number??? FUCK!!!!

Nahh...Peewee is just strange.

[Melmart1]

You could always just email it to me.

I thought you would be smart enough to think of that option.
I said if I sent it to you like she did, not that there weren't other options. Once again, your surly little attitude isn't winning you any points. And neither is the passive-aggressive backhanded compliment, either.

[peewee's lovechild]

WHAT!?!? You mean strangers are getting my cell phone number??? FUCK!!!!

What phone number???

Fuck!
I missed out on that one.

Could it be that you blocked your phone number?

[mrsmaalox]

What phone number???

Fuck!
I missed out on that one.

Could it be that you blocked your phone number?
Pretty smart, huh?

[peewee's lovechild]

I said if I sent it to you like she did, not that there weren't other options. Once again, your surly little attitude isn't winning you any points. And neither is the passive-aggressive backhanded compliment, either.

I need me some Mel foot porn.

[Melmart1]

I need me some Mel foot porn.
Fuck you.

[peewee's lovechild]

Pretty smart, huh?

Actually, it was a bit of a let down.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck you.

YES!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

The PeeWee's passion for Mel has increased ten fold!!

[Mister Sinister]

Watashi no aiba wa kyobo desu.

[Melmart1]

The PeeWee's passion for Mel has increased ten fold!!
Yes, but has your shitty little attitude? Or should I leave you alone in here to roost amongst the retards like mrsfootwhore and shagia?

[samikeyp]

Damn p-dub...I didn't know you were into pain...because Mel is killing you!!


:lol

[Mister Sinister]

Yes, but has your shitty little attitude? Or should I leave you alone in here to roost amongst the retards like mrsfootwhore and shagia?
Ouch.

[Mister Sinister]

Damn p-dub...I didn't know you were into pain...because Mel is killing you!!


:lol
I was going to make a comment like this earlier, but it seemed too easy. Kind of like making fun of me for anything at all.

[mrsmaalox]

Yes, but has your shitty little attitude? Or should I leave you alone in here to roost amongst the retards like mrsfootwhore and shagia?
Hey, Shagia, wanna see my feet? I promise you won't be disappointed :eyebrows

[Mister Sinister]

Hey, Shagia, wanna see my feet? I promise you won't be disappointed :eyebrows
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/proceed.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

Yes, but has your shitty little attitude? Or should I leave you alone in here to roost amongst the retards like mrsfootwhore and shagia?

Whatever attitude I had is now gone.

[Melmart1]

Damn p-dub...I didn't know you were into pain...because Mel is killing you!!


:lol
I don't know why it makes me laugh everytime you call him p-dub. Maybe because it reminds me of dubya, and something tells me he would NOT like that comparison! :lol

[samikeyp]

Whatever attitude I had is now gone.

that and whatever manhood you may have had.

[samikeyp]

I don't know why it makes me laugh everytime you call him p-dub. Maybe because it reminds me of dubya, and something tells me he would NOT like that comparison!

:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey, Shagia, wanna see my feet? I promise you won't be disappointed :eyebrows

He will not be disappointed at all.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't know why it makes me laugh everytime you call him p-dub. Maybe because it reminds me of dubya, and something tells me he would NOT like that comparison! :lol

Me, or Dubya?

[Mister Sinister]

Me, or Dubya?
Yes.

[peewee's lovechild]

that and whatever manhood you may have had.

Yea, sure.

We all aspire to be a manly man such as the great samikeyp.

We honor the loins that have produced such a manly specimen.

When you die, your grape sized balls will be bronzed and displayed at the Manly Man Museum of Texas (3M, as we call it).

[samikeyp]

Yea, sure.

We all aspire to be a manly man such as the great samikeyp.

We honor the loins that have produced such a manly specimen.

When you die, your grape sized balls will be bronzed and displayed at the Manly Man Museum of Texas (3M, as we call it).

Now now...that's not true.






Gold...not bronze ;)

[Melmart1]

Whatever attitude I had is now gone.
Wow, mrsfootwhore must work awfully fast.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wow, mrsfootwhore must work awfully fast.

No, it's the hope of gaining some of your attention.

[ORION]

who is coming to new braunfels today to visit me

[peewee's lovechild]

who is coming to new braunfels today to visit me

Nobody, you lying sack of shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's fitting that Orion works in the city that just had "Wurst Fest".

Which, in translation means "Sausage Fest".

[mrsmaalox]

Wow, mrsfootwhore must work awfully fast.
No he needs to take a number. I'm busy with Shagia right now.

[peewee's lovechild]

No he needs to take a number. I'm busy with Shagia right now.

Gotdamned Shagia!!!!

Anyway, he's 1/2 gay . . . he doesn't need foot porn, unless it's from a gay hobbit or something like that.

[Mister Sinister]

Gotdamned Shagia!!!!

Anyway, he's 1/2 gay . . . he doesn't need foot porn, unless it's from a gay hobbit or something like that.
I have irked the PeeWee. My day is now complete.

[Mister Sinister]

No he needs to take a number. I'm busy with Shagia right now.
Gimme gimme gimme.

[mrsmaalox]

Gotdamned Shagia!!!!

Anyway, he's 1/2 gay . . . he doesn't need foot porn, unless it's from a gay hobbit or something like that.
I can arrange that; I know people in the business.

[Mister Sinister]

I can arrange that; I know people in the business.
Thanks, but no thanks. At least on the gay hobbit foot pr0n. Not really my thing.

[mrsmaalox]

I can arrange that; I know people in the business.
I meant to add, "For a nominal fee of course"

[peewee's lovechild]

I meant to add, "For a nominal fee of course"

HA!!!!!

I got mine free of charge!!

[samikeyp]

Anyway, he's 1/2 gay . . . he doesn't need foot porn, unless it's from a gay hobbit or something like that.

Ok...just one foot then.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ok...just one foot then.

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

HA!!!!!

I got mine free of charge!!
HA!!! That's what you think!! Just wait...

[Melmart1]

Ok...just one foot then.
Damn Mikey, you almost made me spit out my soda.

[peewee's lovechild]

HA!!! That's what you think!! Just wait...

I'm getting billed???

Well, take a number.
There's a long list of creditors that have been trying to get to The PeeWee.

The PeeWee has eluded them all, thus far.

[samikeyp]

Damn Mikey, you almost made me spit out my soda

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

I'm getting billed???

Well, take a number.
There's a long list of creditors that have been trying to get to The PeeWee.

The PeeWee has eluded them all, thus far.
Stupid man. Don't you know NOTHING is free?

[batman2883]

the chick from "the invisible" was strangly attractive, i think i may google her later

[peewee's lovechild]

Stupid man. Don't you know NOTHING is free?

Now I'm being called stupid??

All the women are against me today.

Mel, Maalox, Mickey . . . all I need is The Funt to come in and kick my ass to make it complete.

Today sucks ass.

[Melmart1]

Now I'm being called stupid??

All the women are against me today.

Mel, Maalox, Mickey . . . all I need is The Funt to come in and kick my ass to make it complete.

Today sucks ass.
This woman had nothing against you until you called her a hypocrite.

[peewee's lovechild]

This woman had nothing against you until you called her a hypocrite.

I was calling everyone a hypocrite.

I didn't single anyone out.

[samikeyp]

This woman had nothing against you until you called her a hypocrite.

Is he still fouling off pitches Mel or has he got his third strike yet?

[Melmart1]

I was calling everyone a hypocrite.

I didn't single anyone out.
I don't care if it was everyone else. Since I was included in the group, it applies to me.

For example, if I was with a group of my friends and you said "those girls are ugly," I would be offended. It wouldn't matter if you didn't single me out, I was included in the group so it is just as bad.

[Melmart1]

Is he still fouling off pitches Mel or has he got his third strike yet?
I do love a man who uses baseball analogies. :eyebrows

[mrsmaalox]

I was calling everyone a hypocrite.

I didn't single anyone out.
But speaking of hypocrites...in post #3971 I believe you said "Orion". Wasn't I instructed never to utter that name at any time, for any reason?

[samikeyp]

I do love a man who uses baseball analogies.

:makeout


Which reminds me...PM your shirt size...im gonna try to snag you a Lugnuts t-shirt.

[Melmart1]

But speaking of hypocrites...in post #3971 I believe you said "Orion". Wasn't I instructed never to utter that name at any time, for any reason?
Ouchie! :lol

[samikeyp]

But speaking of hypocrites...in post #3971 I believe you said "Orion". Wasn't I instructed never to utter that name at any time, for any reason?

"point....mrsmaalox"

[Melmart1]

The best part is that she actually gave the post number! Not that I will go look, I am way too lazy this morning.

[Mister Sinister]

I should start referring to my assistant manager as She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

[Melmart1]

And where is Orion? I miss him, even if he is a liar. Royals por vida!

[Melmart1]

I should start referring to my assistant manager as She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
That should really be ashbeeigh.