Free Quattro Razor (10)

[ATRAIN]

pussy.

Yeah J suck it up and finish that beer!!

[CuckingFunt]

He brings nothing but Happy HorseShit to this thread.
Peewee brings drama to this thread.

Drama that can sometimes, SOMETIMES, be quite entertaining.

[Silver21_Black20]

We should all just get drunk one night, post drunk and then laugh at ourselves the next day. Just don't laugh too loud and stuff.

Tonight? I have beer in the fridge.

Let's do it!

[ATRAIN]

We should all just get drunk one night, post drunk and then laugh at ourselves the next day. Just don't laugh too loud and stuff.


OK lets set a date........next friday, everyone get drunk off your ass and post.

[CuckingFunt]

We should all just get drunk one night, post drunk and then laugh at ourselves the next day. Just don't laugh too loud and stuff.
I'd be down for that. But probably shouldn't do it until I get back home.

[Melmart1]

Tonight? I have beer in the fridge.

Let's do it!
I can't tonight. I only have three beers (which isn't nearly enough) and I have to be up early to cook belated turkey day for my brother and his family.

But I am open to tomorrow night if anyone is game.

[ATRAIN]

Peewee brings drama to this thread.

Drama that can sometimes, SOMETIMES, be quite entertaining.


Pee wee keeps this thread alive, I give him props for that. There are some that im glad don't post anymore or rarely.

[Melmart1]

OK, so when peeps? Next weekend?

[Silver21_Black20]

I can't tonight. I only have three beers (which isn't nearly enough) and I have to be up early to cook belated turkey day for my brother and his family.

But I am open to tomorrow night if anyone is game.

The midge and I are game.

[CuckingFunt]

I can't tonight. I only have three beers (which isn't nearly enough) and I have to be up early to cook belated turkey day for my brother and his family.

But I am open to tomorrow night if anyone is game.
I can't do tomorrow because I'm driving seven hours back home on Sunday. I think ATRAIN's date of next Friday would work.

[ATRAIN]

I can't tonight. I only have three beers (which isn't nearly enough) and I have to be up early to cook belated turkey day for my brother and his family.

But I am open to tomorrow night if anyone is game.


awww I can't till I get back to Austin but you girls should do it. Im sure it will entertain the men.

[ATRAIN]

I can't do tomorrow because I'm driving seven hours back home on Sunday. I think ATRAIN's date of next Friday would work.


We have 2 for next friday, any other takers?

[Melmart1]

The midge and I are game.
Midge would come back to the quattro for drunken post fest? :dizzy

[Silver21_Black20]

Pee wee keeps this thread alive, I give him props for that. There are some that im glad don't post anymore or rarely.

peewee keeps this thread alive by posting useless bullshit. I'd rather this thread die.

[ATRAIN]

Plus we almost need pee wee for a drunken posting night.

[CuckingFunt]

peewee keeps this thread alive by posting useless bullshit. I'd rather this thread die.
If Peewee didn't post useless bullshit, someone else would. And I definitely like Peewee's useless bullshit better than some of the competition.

[Melmart1]

alright, so only me and Sandra can do tomorrow. So how about next friday like ATRAIN suggested.

[Silver21_Black20]

Midge would come back to the quattro for drunken post fest? :dizzy

If beer is involved, yes.

He wants people to take shots of Tequila too.

[Melmart1]

If beer is involved, yes.

He wants people to take shots of Tequila too.
Damn, the only hard liquor I have is vodka :lol but I suppose I could buy a bottle in honor of our big night.

[CuckingFunt]

alright, so only me and Sandra can do tomorrow. So how about next friday like ATRAIN suggested.
:tu

[CuckingFunt]

I will more than likely be drinking vodka. It's the only alcohol I can stand long enough to actually get drunk.

[ATRAIN]

If Peewee didn't post useless bullshit, someone else would. And I definitely like Peewee's useless bullshit better than some of the competition.
I would have to aggree his bullshit is usually entertaining. Damn he does post a lot hahaha.

peewee's lovechild 491
CuckingFunt 363
Melmart1 351
batman2883 128
ORION 118
samikeyp 105
ShoogarBear 84
RashoFan 74
Johnny_Blaze_47 72
ShagiaFrost 58
ATRAIN 57
jman3000 52
marini martini 51
Condemned 2 HelLA 47
mrsmaalox 38
ashbeeigh 37
Silver21_Black20 19

[Melmart1]

OK, so next friday the first-ever mutual drunken post-fest shall commence. everyone must drink except marini, who must post sober so that it is a change from her normal self.

[ATRAIN]

If beer is involved, yes.

He wants people to take shots of Tequila too.


I have a bottle of Patron in the fridge. I would make peace with midge over some Tequila shots if he is down.

[CuckingFunt]

OK, so next friday the first-ever mutual drunken post-fest shall commence. everyone must drink except marini, who must post sober so that it is a change from her normal self.
Sounds like a plan.

[ATRAIN]

OK, so next friday the first-ever mutual drunken post-fest shall commence. everyone must drink except marini, who must post sober so that it is a change from her normal self.


Jman also has to drink a FULL beer this time.

[Melmart1]

I would have to aggree his bullshit is usually entertaining. Damn he does post a lot hahaha.

peewee's lovechild 491
CuckingFunt 363
Melmart1 351
batman2883 128
ORION 118
samikeyp 105
ShoogarBear 84
RashoFan 74
Johnny_Blaze_47 72
ShagiaFrost 58
ATRAIN 57
jman3000 52
marini martini 51
Condemned 2 HelLA 47
mrsmaalox 38
ashbeeigh 37
Silver21_Black20 19
Even being gone all weekend, no way anyone overtakes him.

[marini martini]

:tu

count me in tomorrow or next Friday, whatever :toast

[ATRAIN]

count me in tomorrow or next Friday, whatever :toast


You didnt read the rules you lush!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Damn, the only hard liquor I have is vodka :lol but I suppose I could buy a bottle in honor of our big night.


I will more than likely be drinking vodka. It's the only alcohol I can stand long enough to actually get drunk.

Vodka is fine. Any liquor will do for shots.

[CuckingFunt]

Even being gone all weekend, no way anyone overtakes him.
I was in danger of doing so last weekend, but by the next day he was 100 posts ahead of me.

[Melmart1]

Vodka is fine. Any liquor will do for shots.
Are you game for next Friday?

[ATRAIN]

Even being gone all weekend, no way anyone overtakes him.


Funt has the best chance.......stup it up FUNT!!

[Melmart1]

"Next Friday," btw is a terrible sequel. I loved the first one, the second one sucked.

[ShoogarBear]

The midge and I are game.Fuck the Midge. That quitter.

[ATRAIN]

"Next Friday," btw is a terrible sequel. I loved the first one, the second one sucked.


I agree, it did have some funny part but was a horrible sequel.

[ATRAIN]

Fuck the Midge. That quitter.

Shoog you down for next friday??

[CuckingFunt]

Funt has the best chance.......stup it up FUNT!!
That, my dear, is a race I don't want to win.

[Silver21_Black20]

Are you game for next Friday?

Game

[jman3000]

hahaha... bunch of alcoholics.

[ATRAIN]

That, my dear, is a race I don't want to win.


I dont blame you. I tried to beat him on the 6 I believe it was but damn he got over 200 posts in 1 day.

[Silver21_Black20]

hahaha... bunch of alcoholics.

You better be game, bastard!

[CuckingFunt]

You better be game, bastard!
He won't be.

He'll blow us off to go bang burger breath.

[jman3000]

so... i'm guessing it's gonna be a light beer for you then sandra.
:spin

[Melmart1]

http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/oliphant/oa048.jpg
hahaha... bunch of alcoholics.

[jman3000]

He won't be.

He'll blow us pff to go bang burger breath.

it was salisbury steak :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

it was salisbury steak :madrun
Damn you for quoting my typo. Damn you right to hell.

[Melmart1]

it was salisbury steak :madrun
Like that is even better? Salisbury steak is disgusting, you shoulda stuck with the burger. Or, not driving all the way to beeville to bang fat chicks.

[jman3000]

and honestly ... i only get shit faced it seems when im around spurstalk posters. i'd say about 80% of the times ive been drunk have been at gtg's or private ST encounters. im not much of a drinker in reality.

[CuckingFunt]

We should make a rule that no one is allowed to edit posts during the drunken posting festivities.

[jman3000]

Like that is even better? Salisbury steak is disgusting, you shoulda stuck with the burger. Or, not driving all the way to beeville to bang fat chicks.
:lmao i'm trying to forget about that experience. she's actually in town for thanksgiving... but i havent returned her calls. i'd rather not see what she looks like after a few plates of turkey smothered in gravy and stuffing.

[Melmart1]

and honestly ... i only get shit faced it seems when im around spurstalk posters. i'd say about 80% of the times ive been drunk have been at gtg's or private ST encounters. im not much of a drinker in reality.
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Pinocchio-and-Jiminy-Friendly-Fun-Print-C10216058.jpeg

[Silver21_Black20]

so... i'm guessing it's gonna be a light beer for you then sandra.
:spin

I've since moved on from Coors Light. :lol

[Melmart1]

We should make a rule that no one is allowed to edit posts during the drunken posting festivities.
Yes, but how many drinks before someone forgets? :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

:lmao i'm trying to forget about that experience. she's actually in town for thanksgiving... but i havent returned her calls. i'd rather not see what she looks like after a few plates of turkey smothered in gravy and stuffing.

Mmmm . . . turkey smothered in gravy and stuffing.

[CuckingFunt]

Mmmm . . . turkey smothered in gravy and stuffing.
I had a turkey/gravy/stuffing/mashed potato sammich for lunch today. Fucking yum.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm going to post a pic of my alcohol before we begin.

[jman3000]

Mmmm . . . turkey smothered in gravy and stuffing.
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[jman3000]

I had a turkey/gravy/stuffing/mashed potato sammich for lunch today. Fucking yum.
: O

i was making those in little biscuits for turkey day and people were all like "wtf"

i'd buy them if they sold them at a fast food place.

[Silver21_Black20]

I had a turkey/gravy/stuffing/mashed potato sammich for lunch today. Fucking yum.

I had leftovers but I ate them yesterday evening. :oops

[CuckingFunt]

I can't take a picture of my alcohol because I still don't have a camera. I will keep everyone updated on my bar selection, however.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm going to post a pic of my alcohol before we begin.We're more interested in what you're going to post a pic of after you've started.

[jman3000]

I had leftovers but I ate them yesterday evening. :oops
n/m

[jman3000]

I had leftovers but I ate them yesterday evening. :oops
:lol

[ATRAIN]

I can't take a picture of my alcohol because I still don't have a camera. I will keep everyone updated on my bar selection, however.


Im trying to decide what kind of beer to buy to compliment my patron shots. Any suggestions? I was thinking red stripe.

[ShoogarBear]

Shoog you down for next friday??I dunno. Next Friday I find out if my knee has to go under the knife.

[CuckingFunt]

I can't decide whether or not I should buy Superbad when it comes out on DVD.

[jman3000]

looks like shoog will have us all beat and be on morphine and vicodine.

[marini martini]

I wonder how most people would post drunk. I wonder how marini posts sober.

Ya Knoooooow
Funster, I have been so on your side for so long!!!!!!!!!! I'm reeeeeely not that drunk, I am so on your side sweetie pie :toast

You tooooooo, Mellie :toast

[marini martini]

Buenos Noches bambinos :toast

[jman3000]

i will have an almost infinite supply of cocaine at my disposal.

[ATRAIN]

I can't decide whether or not I should buy Superbad when it comes out on DVD.


Yes you should

[RashoFan]

OK, so next friday the first-ever mutual drunken post-fest shall commence. everyone must drink except marini, who must post sober so that it is a change from her normal self.
I am in on this....

[Squid]

This picture was taken of me and CuckingFunt last night.

http://www.feministezine.com/feminist/postfeminism/images/La-Blue-Girl-08.jpg

[Squid]

bloop bloop

[CuckingFunt]

This picture was taken of me and CuckingFunt last night.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8890/labluegirl08cw9.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
I'm not 100% sure, but something tells me that picture was porn.

[jman3000]

why is it that girls always pick the most retarded things to try to lure you over?

i mean... spurs monopoly sounds fucking bad ass... but i cant be lured with shiny objects everytime some chick wants to hang out...im not a fucking cat.

[CuckingFunt]

why is it that girls always pick the most retarded things to try to lure you over?

i mean... spurs monopoly sounds fucking bad ass... but i cant be lured with shiny objects everytime some chick wants to hang out...im not a fucking cat.
I'd believe this post if it came from anyone other than you.

[jman3000]

haha.. i have no reason to make up shit.

if i wanted to make up shit i'd say something a bit more glamorous.

[jman3000]

either that or you believe that im actually a cat.

which im not.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I can't decide whether or not I should buy Superbad when it comes out on DVD.


Yes you should

+1

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

i will have an almost infinite supply of cocaine at my disposal.

I'm not sure whether to make a "Feel Good Hit of the Summer" or Dr. Rockso, the rock & roll clown reference here.

[CuckingFunt]

+1
This is kind of where I'm leaning, but I do worry sometimes that my DVD collection is approaching critical mass -- I own WAY more movies than I'll ever have the time to watch.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

why is it that girls always pick the most retarded things to try to lure you over?

i mean... spurs monopoly sounds fucking bad ass... but i cant be lured with shiny objects everytime some chick wants to hang out...im not a fucking cat.


I'd believe this post if it came from anyone other than you.

Again,
+1.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

This is kind of where I'm leaning, but I do worry sometimes that my DVD collection is approaching critical mass -- I own WAY more movies than I'll ever have the time to watch.

I'm with you there.
That's why I usually gear my spending towards cds.
This way, I can listen to them wherever and whenever it's convenient.
I don't even know how many movies that I've bought and still haven't watched yet.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Is the drinkathon open to all or is it by invite only?

[CuckingFunt]

Is the drinkathon open to all or is it by invite only?
I believe it's open to all, but if not you are now invited.

[jman3000]

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: censoring name
Date: Nov 24, 2007 12:31 AM
Haha lol , haven't even opened it up yet = (. you should come over and play = )

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jason
Date: Nov 23, 2007 10:27 PM


*jizzes pants*

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: censoring name
Date: Nov 24, 2007 12:27 AM


SPURS Monopoly!!!!!!!

[jman3000]

those messages go from down / up

makes me look retarded if you read it up / down.

[CuckingFunt]

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: censoring name
Date: Nov 24, 2007 12:31 AM
Haha lol , haven't even opened it up yet = (. you should come over and play = )

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jason
Date: Nov 23, 2007 10:27 PM


*jizzes pants*

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: censoring name
Date: Nov 24, 2007 12:27 AM


SPURS Monopoly!!!!!!!
You know good and well it's taking every ounce of your strength to not run over there right this second.

[jman3000]

I'm with you there.
That's why I usually gear my spending towards cds.
This way, I can listen to them wherever and whenever it's convenient.
I don't even know how many movies that I've bought and still haven't watched yet.
true that... as much as getting free music is great... having the cd and liner notes is 10x better .. plus you can always just rip them to your computer.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I believe it's open to all, but if not you are now invited.

Thank you!
:spin

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

You know good and well it's taking every ounce of your strength to not run over there right this second.

To steal one of your quotes:

This is fact!

[CuckingFunt]

true that... as much as getting free music is great... having the cd and liner notes is 10x better .. plus you can always just rip them to your computer.
I left most of my actual CDs in storage when I moved and have gotten a bunch of music online for convenience, but there are several CDs that I have to actually own. The liner notes and packaging on Capitol's Ultra Lounge set, for instance, is almost as good as the music.

[jman3000]

You know good and well it's taking every ounce of your strength to not run over there right this second.
tim duncan is boardwalk... that's almost enough right there ... plus according to her...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: censor
Date: Nov 24, 2007 12:45 AM


pieces go as fallowed

nba champ trophy
nba basketball
spur
player shooting
defensive player
basketball hoop

[CuckingFunt]

I knew a guy who owned Simpsons versions of Monopoly and Clue.

I got friendly with him just because I wanted to play.







Note: "get friendly" is not being used as a euphamism for "fucked" in this case.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I knew a guy who owned Simpsons versions of Monopoly and Clue.

I got friendly with him just because I wanted to play.







Note: "get friendly" is not being used as a euphamism for "fucked" in this case.

peewee's not here.
You don't have to tack on addendums to clarify what you meant.
I don't think jman is on that level of perversion.
I could be wrong though.....

[CuckingFunt]

peewee's not here.
You don't have to tack on addendums to clarify what you meant.
I don't think jman is on that level of perversion.
I could be wrong though.....
I just didn't want to be thought of as that type of girl. I do have some dignity, after all.




I'd have only given it up for The Simpsons Game of Life.

Or... maybe The Simpsons Sorry. That may have been worth head.

[jman3000]

I knew a guy who owned Simpsons versions of Monopoly and Clue.

I got friendly with him just because I wanted to play.

o man... a simpsons version of clue? hell i might have gotten friendly with the guy.

[CuckingFunt]

o man... a simpsons version of clue? hell i might have gotten friendly with the guy.
It was only available for a short time (I think, I haven't seen it for sale in years) and I let someone talk me out of buying it the one time I saw it in a store.

Fucking cunt rag.

[jman3000]

i have a simpsons bottle opener... when you pop a top of a bottle homer says some witty one liner.

what would that be worth?

:spin

[CuckingFunt]

i have a simpsons bottle opener... when you pop a top of a bottle homer says some witty one liner.

what would that be worth?

:spin
Not much. I've got that, too.

[jman3000]

bitch.

[jman3000]

ummm.... i have a ummm... stuff with simpsons stuff on it.

???

[CuckingFunt]

bitch.
About the only things I don't have are the various action figures (it would take thousands of dollars and more time than I'm willing to dedicate to collect them all at this point) and the board games.

[jman3000]

About the only things I don't have are the various action figures (it would take thousands of dollars and more time than I'm willing to dedicate to collect them all at this point) and the board games.


ummm.... i have a ummm... stuff with simpsons stuff on it.

???

[CuckingFunt]

I dunno... I think Spurs Monopoly might be the more successful path for you tonight.

[jman3000]

I dunno... I think Spurs Monopoly might be the more successful path for you tonight.

in all honesty this chick has meth teeth and i wouldnt hit with a 10 foot pole.

[jman3000]

man... wtf... cocaine... water buffalo... meth teeth.

why can't i share the better looking girls in my life with yall... shiiiiiit.

[CuckingFunt]

in all honesty this chick has meth teeth and i wouldnt hit with a 10 foot pole.
I think we already assumed that.

[CuckingFunt]

man... wtf... cocaine... water buffalo... meth teeth.

why can't i share the better looking girls in my life with yall... shiiiiiit.
Water buffalo?


Ohhhh... that must be burger breath.

[jman3000]

:lmao

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

man... wtf... cocaine... water buffalo... meth teeth.

why can't i share the better looking girls in my life with yall... shiiiiiit.

Two words:


comic relief.

[CuckingFunt]

And don't forget the chick with the hairy back.

[jman3000]

Water buffalo?


Ohhhh... that must be burger breath.
salisbury steak :pctoss

[jman3000]

o shit... :lmao :lmao

[CuckingFunt]

salisbury steak :pctoss
Firstly, salisbury steak is really just a bunless hamburger with icky sauce on it.

Secondly, I could swear your initial description of this chick and her many attempts to force a blowjob on you involved breath smelling of hamburgers.

[jman3000]

she wanted whataburger... so maybe her body was secreteing hamburger smells. but she was eating some microwave meal thingy with some kinda steak in it and that bitch was still hungry.

[jman3000]

everytime i think of her i picture slave leia chained to her and a carbonite encapsulated han solo behind her... it makes me laugh.

[CuckingFunt]

It is dead in here today.

[RashoFan]

It is dead in here now.....shoot, I remember when Midge was the "king" in the quattro. Peewee being in the valley has resulted in a ebb of posts.

[RashoFan]

Come back Peewee...come back....

[Guest]

Fuck PeeWee!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Okay, that Jman exchange just made me bust out laughing in the middle of the Alamodome press box.

Loud laughing, too.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So much so, I just missed a kickoff.

[ShoogarBear]

what are you supposed to be doing?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Luckily, I didn't miss the 97-yard TD run that immediately followed.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

what are you supposed to be doing?

Covering what's turned out to be a 40-6 game with 9:40 remaining in the fourth.

[samikeyp]

p-dub's in the valley getting me oranges.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

p-dub's in the valley getting me oranges.

A Mexican collecting oranges for a white man? How stereotypical.

[samikeyp]

A Mexican collecting oranges for a white man? How stereotypical.

Hey, he offered! :lol

[RashoFan]

And how is PW going to get those oranges to you?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And how is PW going to get those oranges to you?

On a magical mystery tour with his burro, Sancho.

[RashoFan]

:lol

[RashoFan]

Joe..you staying warm at the game??? I could come by and warm you up :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

Okay, that Jman exchange just made me bust out laughing in the middle of the Alamodome press box.

Loud laughing, too.
The same thing nearly happened to me from the Aeros press box. Problem is, they do the radio show from there, so I was trying to be quiet. But I made the mistake of checking out ST out of boredom between periods, and for once there was some funny shit in here. Go figure.

[Melmart1]

Speaking of the Aeros, JB ... the reporter invited me to Canada to cover a game with him. Unfortunately, I dont have the money to join him. I am hoping he gets sick and I can go expenses paid instead of him. Is that mean?

[RashoFan]

If you go to Canada...say hi to Rasho for me....:D








(I know that you would be at another sporting event and the chance of you seeing Rasho is nil....)

[marini martini]

Speaking of the Aeros, JB ... the reporter invited me to Canada to cover a game with him. Unfortunately, I dont have the money to join him. I am hoping he gets sick and I can go expenses paid instead of him. Is that mean?


Yes, that is mean, and you are going straight to Hell :toast
but is o.k., since me & Rasho will be waiting for you :lol

[RashoFan]

Who gets the middle seat on the way to hell?

[marini martini]

Mel, of course! I've already met you :toast

[CuckingFunt]

Speaking of the Aeros, JB ... the reporter invited me to Canada to cover a game with him. Unfortunately, I dont have the money to join him. I am hoping he gets sick and I can go expenses paid instead of him. Is that mean?
No.

Hoping he died would be mean.

[RashoFan]

Mel in the middle...

[RashoFan]

The Replacements is on TBS...I love this movie!!!

[CuckingFunt]

I'm watching White Christmas. Makes me feel all ready for the holidays.

[CuckingFunt]

I forgot to ask Mel how her supplemental Thanksgiving meal went.

[ShoogarBear]

Speaking of the Aeros, JB ... the reporter invited me to Canada to cover a game with him. Unfortunately, I dont have the money to join him. I am hoping he gets sick and I can go expenses paid instead of him. Is that mean?You couldn't think of another way to pay your way?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

The Replacements is on TBS...I love this movie!!!

Brooke Langdon!
:tu

[RashoFan]

The Replacements is on TBS...I love this movie!!!
"Coach, You know this don't look natural....It looks like I just jacked off an elephant."
Love that line....Orlando Jones...he funny guy.

[RashoFan]

Fuck...I can't sleep.:pctoss

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I just read the greatest word: twunt.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i have a simpsons bottle opener... when you pop a top of a bottle homer says some witty one liner.

what would that be worth?

:spin

A paw job from CF's cat.

[jman3000]

from now on the only stories im gonna share are ones involving grade A mamacitas.

all these fugos are hurting my image.

[CuckingFunt]

from now on the only stories im gonna share are ones involving grade A mamacitas.
Great.

Another person swears off posting.

[jman3000]

damn... i walked into that.

once again im glad my misfortunes and bad luck caused at least 2 people to be mildly embarassed in a public place.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

damn... i walked into that.

once again im glad my misfortunes and bad luck caused at least 2 people to be mildly embarassed in a public place.

Share with the rest of the class.

[jman3000]

Share with the rest of the class.

i was referring to JB and melmart laughing out loud to my predicament. it sucks to get the giggles when nobody knows what youre laughing out. you look retarded.

[jman3000]

CF got me pretty good when she mentioned hairy back girl.. that one had me laughing pretty loud.

[jman3000]

:lol damn that ass crack was hairy.

[CuckingFunt]

I like when people don't know what I'm laughing about. I've found that people get annoyed when they think they may be missing out on some funny.

[CuckingFunt]

:lol damn that ass crack was hairy.
When you first mentioned her, it made me think of a chick in my English class.

Blond girl, not particularly attractive, but has a really nice body. I didn't notice until I sat behind her one day and saw her in the right light, but she's covered head to toe in fine blond fur. It's frightening.

[jman3000]

would you laugh out loud when nothing was lough out loudable just to make someone think... "man, that girl is so cool"?

[jman3000]

When you first mentioned her, it made me think of a chick in my English class.

Blond girl, not particularly attractive, but has a really nice body. I didn't notice until I sat behind her one day and saw her in the right light, but she's covered head to toe in fine blond fur. It's frightening.

o man.. yeah... ive seen those chicks. it's like they've been combined genetically with a peach or something.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

damn... i walked into that.

once again im glad my misfortunes and bad luck caused at least 2 people to be mildly embarassed in a public place.

You're assuming there were other people in the press box with me.

I think a fan below the glass might have heard me though.

[CuckingFunt]

would you laugh out loud when nothing was lough out loudable just to make someone think... "man, that girl is so cool"?
No. Fake laughter is pretty much the height of uncool.

[jman3000]

You're assuming there were other people in the press box with me.

I think a fan below the glass might have heard me though.


thanks for ruining it for me. shit.

[jman3000]

No. Fake laughter is pretty much the height of uncool.
so uncool.. that it's cool?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

so uncool.. that it's cool?

Nope.

[CuckingFunt]

Nope.
Double nope.

[jman3000]

bitches.

[CuckingFunt]

bitches.
Who you callin' a bitch?

[CuckingFunt]

Who you callin' a bitch?
Any time I hear someone say this, I can't get "UNITY" by Queen Latifah out of my head.

Fucking dammit.

[jman3000]

i want to buy some popcorn and put a whole bunch of hot sauce on it... but it's like 40 degrees outside and at that temperature im liable to freeze to death.

[jman3000]

U N I T Yyyyyyy

[jman3000]

is queen latifah gay? for some reason i feel like she's rosie odonell's bizarro.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

is queen latifah gay? for some reason i feel like she's rosie odonell's bizarro.

I thought I read somewhere recently that she has indeed been outed.

[jman3000]

I thought I read somewhere recently that she has indeed been outed.
i knew that dyke was gay. she was too manly for her own good.

[CuckingFunt]

I know people that used to see her in lesbian strip clubs constantly before she was really well known.

[jman3000]

man... has queen latifah been discussed before? can we out anymore celebrity's while we're at it?

[CuckingFunt]

The only celebrities I could out are neither surprising nor interesting. Like Jodie Foster.

Who gives a flip about Jodie Foster?

[jman3000]

i wonder if they let any of the football player dykes strip in a lesbian strip club or if it's all the lipsticks.

[CuckingFunt]

i wonder if they let any of the football player dykes strip in a lesbian strip club or if it's all the lipsticks.
Surprising as it may be... I honestly don't know. I stay far away from strip clubs of any variety.

I'd imagine they're lipsticks, though.

[jman3000]

a lesbian once told me that she might consider going for a guy if the situation was right... of course that means she's just a poser lesbian and not a real one.... but i asked her if she was to pick a guy, would it be a feminine looking guy because she's attracted to girls... or would it be a big manly guy because those are the types of girls she's attracted to... it blew her mind.

[CuckingFunt]

a lesbian once told me that she might consider going for a guy if the situation was right... of course that means she's just a poser lesbian and not a real one.... but i asked her if she was to pick a guy, would it be a feminine looking guy because she's attracted to girls... or would it be a big manly guy because those are the types of girls she's attracted to... it blew her mind.
Was she able to come up with an answer?

[jman3000]

no, but you could tell she was struggling with it.

she kinda looks like feivel ... but other than that she's pretty cute.

[CuckingFunt]

she kinda looks like feivel ... but other than that she's pretty cute.
What the hell?

A person resembling a cartoon mouse pretty much negates any possibility of cuteness.

[jman3000]

my standards are different. chicks dont get ugly until they start looking like the cheshire cat.

[CuckingFunt]

my standards are different.
Yes. We've already established that.

[jman3000]

im short and stubby.. it's not like beggars can be choosers anyways... right?

[CuckingFunt]

it's not like beggars can be choosers anyways... right?
They can.

But it's probably not in their best interest.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Funt,
who's worse:
jman or peewee?

[jman3000]

dont put me in the same category as that guy... im just fucking around late at night trying to stay amused.

[CuckingFunt]

Funt,
who's worse:
jman or peewee?
They both amuse me.

[jman3000]

hey condemned... you should try to check out a goon moon show in socal... i dont know if youve heard of them.. but they're pretty good... or at least i think so.

[jman3000]

They both amuse me.
she gets the 2 millionth post and all of a sudden people are here for her amusement.

how quickly it went to your head.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

They both amuse me.

There's no question that they're both amusing.
I'm just worried about jman going down the "any-port-in-a-storm" path that peeweee treads.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

hey condemned... you should try to check out a goon moon show in socal... i dont know if youve heard of them.. but they're pretty good... or at least i think so.

Enlighten me.

[CuckingFunt]

she gets the 2 millionth post and all of a sudden people are here for her amusement.

how quickly it went to your head.
Way to take a compliment, jerkass.

[CuckingFunt]

There's no question that they're both amusing.
I'm just worried about jman going down the "any-port-in-a-storm" path that peeweee treads.
I think it's the other way around, actually. I've been calling J a man-whore for over a year now.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

from now on the only stories im gonna share are ones involving grade A mamacitas.

all these fugos are hurting my image.



she gets the 2 millionth post and all of a sudden people are here for her amusement.

how quickly it went to your head.

[jman3000]

Way to take a compliment, jerkass.

i was being sarcastic. i shoulda added one of these " :dramaquee "

[CuckingFunt]

i was being sarcastic. i shoulda added one of these " :dramaquee "
As was I.

Jerkass = sarcastic.

Cunt burger = really pissed.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I think it's the other way around, actually. I've been calling J a man-whore for over a year now.

True, but p-dub has shown little or no shame for wanting to park his meat in any and every girl in here.
In jman's defense though, I'm pretty sure that even he draws the line at ashbeeigh.

[jman3000]

Enlighten me.

it's a side project with chris goss and twiggy ramirez... it's hard to categorize because different songs head in different directions... but overall i liked it a lot.

[Melmart1]

I forgot to ask Mel how her supplemental Thanksgiving meal went.
It went quite well, thanks. No hitches at all. :)

[The Sun]

Have a great day!

[samikeyp]

On a magical mystery tour with his burro, Sancho.

Si.


Speaking of the Aeros, JB ... the reporter invited me to Canada to cover a game with him. Unfortunately, I dont have the money to join him. I am hoping he gets sick and I can go expenses paid instead of him. Is that mean?

If you make it to Canada...come over and say hi! :)

[CuckingFunt]

I am sooooooooo not in the mood to drive seven hours today.

[samikeyp]

Damn, that is a stretch....where you headed?

[CuckingFunt]

Damn, that is a stretch....where you headed?
I've been in Central Cali all week for the holiday, and today I'm headed back north to home.

[samikeyp]

Ahh...well, safe journey. :toast

[Melmart1]

The roads will be crazy with people returning from the holidays. Thankfully, I don't have to worry about all of that.

[CuckingFunt]

The roads will be crazy with people returning from the holidays. Thankfully, I don't have to worry about all of that.
I really wanted to go back yesterday, but my sister and I made the trip together and she had plans yesterday.

[Melmart1]

I really wanted to go back yesterday, but my sister and I made the trip together and she had plans yesterday.
That's when you sit her down and say "Bitch, I will leave without you and you will have to hitchhike the rest of the way. The Funt has spoken!"

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You should have called her a twunt.

[CuckingFunt]

That's when you sit her down and say "Bitch, I will leave without you and you will have to hitchhike the rest of the way. The Funt has spoken!"
We took her car, so I doubt that would have gotten me far.

[CuckingFunt]

You should have called her a twunt.
"Twunt" is fantastic, by the way.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"Twunt" is fantastic, by the way.

:tu

[Silver21_Black20]

So . . . we went to Wal-Mart today and there was this chick with layers upon layers of make-up on. Foundation/powder, blush, eyeshadow and lipstick. She must of had on like 8 layers of make-up on. We couldn't stop staring at her.

[jman3000]

So . . . we went to Wal-Mart today and there was this chick with layers upon layers of make-up on. Foundation/powder, blush, eyeshadow and lipstick. She must of had on like 8 layers of make-up on. We couldn't stop staring at her.

i reckon it would be hard to stop looking at what youre going to be in about 15 years.

[Silver21_Black20]

i reckon it would be hard to stop looking at what youre going to be in about 15 years.

Ugh!

Plus . . . she was wearing a leopard print jacket with a black and white striped beanie hat, an aqua shirt and some Ugg looking boots. Totally mis-matched.

[jman3000]

:lol you further proved my point :spin

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol you further proved my point :spin

You're wrong. My beanie would at least match my aqua shirt.

[jman3000]

fuck

[Mister Sinister]

Le sigh. Shagia haet breakups.

[RashoFan]

Pity...in a way...I like breakups.....

[ATRAIN]

Coming back to work after a holiday sucks.

[ATRAIN]

Pity...in a way...I like breakups.....


why?

[Melmart1]

why?
She is just asking for attention again, knowing that someone would ask why. Don't you know a cry for help when you read one on the internet?

[ATRAIN]

She is just asking for attention again, knowing that someone would ask why. Don't you know a cry for help when you read one on the internet?


guess not. Nevermind Rasho!!

[KEDA]

why?


Beckie is out on the prowl again???


Better notify Johnny Blaze!

[ATRAIN]

Beckie is out on the prowl again???


Better notify Johnny Blaze!


or pee wee

[Melmart1]

peewee probably hooked up with those nasty chicks he was talking about while he was down in the valley. hopefully that will tame his horniness a little bit.

[ATRAIN]

peewee probably hooked up with those nasty chicks he was talking about while he was down in the valley. hopefully that will tame his horniness a little bit.


LOL I really doubt that

[Melmart1]

LOL I really doubt that
what, that he hooked up or will be less horny?

[ATRAIN]

what, that he hooked up or will be less horny?


That he will be less horny. Come to think of it I don't think he hooked up either.

[CuckingFunt]

hopefully that will tame his horniness a little bit.
Yeah, right.

If peewee got some, I reckon it'd make him even more eager to get more than usual.

[Melmart1]

Yeah, right.

If peewee got some, I reckon it'd make him even more eager to get more than usual.
Yeah, that's what I figured. :lol Oh, well.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah, right.

If peewee got some, I reckon it'd make him even more eager to get more than usual.


We should test this theory. We need one of the ST females to take one for the team and see if this is true. I think Martini or Rasho should step up to the plate. Can one of you or both of you tame the inner horniness beast that is pee wee. I would say Ashbeeigh but we don't want the guy turning gay and going after Shagia.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck. My necklace got all tangled.


Eat shit ATRAIN.

[ATRAIN]

fuck. My necklace got all tangled.


Eat shit ATRAIN.


Good comeback you dumb whore.

[Melmart1]

fuck. My necklace got all tangled.


Eat shit ATRAIN.
That's why you take your necklace off before you go down on your clients. Someone in your profession should know this by now.

[Peter Petrelli]

Ugh!

Plus . . . she was wearing a leopard print jacket with a black and white striped beanie hat, an aqua shirt and some Ugg looking boots. Totally mis-matched.


I like your signature!!!

[CuckingFunt]

I don't think I've ever had a necklace get tangled.

I don't even know what that entails.

[ATRAIN]

I don't think I've ever had a necklace get tangled.

I don't even know what the entails.


Well somehow ashbeeigh knows how to do that. Are you surprised?

[samikeyp]

I don't think I've ever had a necklace get tangled.

I don't even know what the entails.

Well, in Gashbeeigh's case, its a matter of trying to put it on over her head with her feedbag still attached.

[CuckingFunt]

Fucking quoted typos!

:pctoss

[ATRAIN]

Well, in Gashbeeigh's case, its a matter of trying to put it on over her head with her feedbag still attached.


It might have gotten caught on her

http://www.kahnortho.com/images/headgear.jpg

[Melmart1]

I don't think I've ever had a necklace get tangled.

I don't even know what that entails.
I assumed it meant it got tangled on the hairy crotches of her clients. But I could be wrong.

[ATRAIN]

I assumed it meant it got tangled on the hairy crotches of her clients. But I could be wrong.


I wonder if she still ate it with hair and all?

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11257238/Candy_Necklace.jpg