Free Quattro Razor (10)

[RashoFan]

Om Nom Nom Nom!
WTH are you chomping on????

[Yolanda Saldivar]

I can play old Texas Tornados songs if ju like.

I love those songs. Can I run your fan club? I will do a good job. I know I will.

[Mister Sinister]

28 Weeks Later was complete and utter garbage.


Carry on.
I wasn't a huge fan of 28 Days, to be honest. Zombie horror just isn't to my tastes. Stuff like the Omen trilogy is more up my alley.

[Mister Sinister]

WTH are you chomping on????
A clementine.

[RashoFan]

I can play old Texas Tornados songs if ju like.
quite calling me ju...My mother is Jewish...not me.

[RashoFan]

A clementine.
what is a clementine? Does Dolly Madison make that?

[RobertoPulido]

La tumba sera la final...

[Mister Sinister]

what is a clementine? Does Dolly Madison make that?
It's a citrus fruit. Smaller and more delicious than an orange.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I'll watch anything and everything.

The way certain scenes played out in this movie was laughable, though. Complete dogshit, turn your brain off, this-is-only-way-they-could-advance-the-plot? kind of way.

[RashoFan]

It's a citrus fruit. Smaller and more delicious than an orange.
I was way off on that guess.... :lol

[Mister Sinister]

I was way off on that guess.... :lol
I'll say.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm taking a dyke class next semester.
Did you get advanced placement?

[CuckingFunt]

I seriously have not been this stumped by a homework assignment since I was in middle school.

I must just be tired or something.

[RashoFan]

But i miss dolly madison stuff....mmmmm

[CuckingFunt]

Did you get advanced placement?No, but I should have.

[ShoogarBear]

quite calling me ju...My mother is Jewish...not me.If your mother is Jewish, then you are too, according to matriarchal descent.

[ShoogarBear]

I'll watch anything and everything.

The way certain scenes played out in this movie was laughable, though. Complete dogshit, turn your brain off, this-is-only-way-they-could-advance-the-plot? kind of way.I hate shit like that. Especially in so-called "good" movies.

[Mister Sinister]

Fuck yeah, Unicron.

[CuckingFunt]

I seriously have not been this stumped by a homework assignment since I was in middle school.

I must just be tired or something.Yep. Definitely tired.

I just solved the problem I've been staring at for an hour and the answer was so fucking obvious and easy it's not even funny.

[RashoFan]

If your mother is Jewish, then you are too, according to matriarchal descent.
she converted....

[RashoFan]

Hava neegela...hava neegela...

[RashoFan]

Great...I have killed the quattro now....

[Mister Sinister]

Life 2, bitch!

[RashoFan]

I have killed life too? nah...i killed an engagement but I don't think I killed life....

[Mister Sinister]

Damn it! Somebody use a Phoenix Down!

[RashoFan]

Shagia must be in his own little world right now...

[Mister Sinister]

Shagia must be in his own little world right now...
When am I *not*?

[Melmart1]

You lame bitches killed the quattro for the entire night. Congratulations.

[to21]

I'll start the sausage fest one mo time.

How u doing? :eyebrows

[to21]

Did the Blaze vs. Viva smackdown take place over the Thanksgiving holidays?

[Melmart1]

I'll start the sausage fest one mo time.

How u doing? :eyebrows
There will be no sausagefest today.

[Melmart1]

Or at anytime.

[ATRAIN]

Did the Blaze vs. Viva smackdown take place over the Thanksgiving holidays?


Viva hasn't been in here in a while. I wonder if he quit too? I didn't see a pussy I quit letter so maybe he is just taking a break.

[Melmart1]

Viva hasn't been in here in a while. I wonder if he quit too? I didn't see a pussy I quit letter so maybe he is just taking a break.
No, he just left like a rat ... sneaky and without warning. Even though Midge acted like a whiny beyotch when he left, it was dramatic and funny. Not unlike his man-love relationship with a certain co-worker.

[to21]

I'm sorry. That made it sound like I was into a sausage fest.

I'm not, they suck.

Now a pie fest would rock!

[peewee's lovechild]

It's seems I haven't missed much.

[Melmart1]

It's seems I haven't missed much.
THere is not much to miss when the hoser and hose lover are killing the quattro.

[Melmart1]

Man, I could go for some breakfast tacos right now. I need to go eat something.

[peewee's lovechild]

THere is not much to miss when the hoser and hose lover are killing the quattro.

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Hose lover!!!!

Shit, if I were drinking milk, it would have sprayed from my nose.

[ATRAIN]

Man, I could go for some breakfast tacos right now. I need to go eat something.


I had some, I would have saved you one but I wouldn't want to get pee wee jealous.

[Melmart1]

I had some, I would have saved you one but I wouldn't want to get pee wee jealous.
awww, you are concerned about peewee. it must be love. :married:

[ATRAIN]

awww, you are concerned about peewee. it must be love. :married:


LOL not really, I am just bored and wanted a reaction out of wee wee

[Melmart1]

LOL not really, I am just bored and wanted a reaction out of wee wee
I bet I can help you occupy your time ...

[ATRAIN]

I bet I can help you occupy your time ...


What do you have in mind?

[peewee's lovechild]

I had some, I would have saved you one but I wouldn't want to get pee wee jealous.

I will cut your head off and feed it to wild ferrets if you try to hit on Mel.

[peewee's lovechild]

What do you have in mind?

I'm fucking warning you, foreskin breath!!!!

[ATRAIN]

I will cut your head off and feed it to wild ferrets if you try to hit on Mel.


YESSSSSSSSSS there is my reaction!!! I do have to admit, it wasn't it was all hyped up to be. I need to rethink my strategy next time.

[ATRAIN]

I bet I can help you occupy your time ...


pee wee is getting jealous already, send me a pm instead :).

[peewee's lovechild]

pee wee is getting jealous already, send me a pm instead :).

Dude, seriously . . . I will fucking kill you.

[ATRAIN]

Dude, seriously . . . I will fucking kill you.


LOL really? Guess im a dead man walking.

[Melmart1]

pee wee is getting jealous already, send me a pm instead :).
Sent :eyebrows

[peewee's lovechild]

Sent :eyebrows

This is bullshit.

[Melmart1]

This is bullshit.
Cry me a river.

Ask Midge for the lyrics to that song :lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

Cry me a river.

Ask Midge for the lyrics to that song :lmao

You know . . . that's it.
This is the last straw.

If I wasn't so lazy I'd post this great speech talking about how lame the Quattro has become and how tired I am of the bullshit that goes on in here.

Regardless, I'm done with this place.

[ATRAIN]

You know . . . that's it.
This is the last straw.

If I wasn't so lazy I'd post this great speech talking about how lame the Quattro has become and how tired I am of the bullshit that goes on in here.

Regardless, I'm done with this place.
:lol :lol :lol

[Melmart1]

You know . . . that's it.
This is the last straw.

If I wasn't so lazy I'd post this great speech talking about how lame the Quattro has become and how tired I am of the bullshit that goes on in here.

Regardless, I'm done with this place.
:dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee

[ATRAIN]

:dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee


2 Down Mel, who is your next victim?

[Melmart1]

2 Down Mel, who is your next victim?
Two down? Who was the first?

[ATRAIN]

Two down? Who was the first?


I meant 2 have left, not that you took down 2.

[ORION]

Kali MA MA MA MA

[ATRAIN]

Kali MA MA MA MA


How them co-workers looking today?

[Melmart1]

How them co-workers looking today?
:rolleyes Why bother asking him, he will just lie anyways.

I think orion works in a room full of squid-looking women and just imagines hotties to brag on the internet.

[ORION]

:rolleyes Why bother asking him, he will just lie anyways.

I think orion works in a room full of squid-looking women and just imagines hotties to brag on the internet.
I'll email them to you.

[ORION]

How them co-workers looking today?
Today not so good but yesterday was ridiculous. One of the fakies had a low cut shirt on yesterday and I had a field day

[Melmart1]

I'll email them to you.
i'm not holding my breath.

[batman2883]

if im going to hell.......im going playin the peee-ano

[ATRAIN]

I'll email them to you.


Did you take my advice and sneak in your camera phone?

[batman2883]

i need a tripa taco extra crispy with guac asap!!!

[batman2883]

midget get your banned ass out of here

[Batman's Shooter]

if im going to hell.......im going playin the peee-ano


I can arange you getting there faster!!

[ORION]

Did you take my advice and sneak in your camera phone?
the end of the month falls on a Friday so we will probably start drinking around 3pm. I will try and get one of me holding my beer with ladies in the back ground. I may have to black out faces though

[ORION]

If midge is in here I'm going to email you a funny video. KALI MA MA MA

[Melmart1]

the end of the month falls on a Friday so we will probably start drinking around 3pm. I will try and get one of me holding my beer with ladies in the back ground. I may have to black out faces though
Fucking liar. You are an embarassment to the Royals.

[CuckingFunt]

You know . . . that's it.
This is the last straw.

If I wasn't so lazy I'd post this great speech talking about how lame the Quattro has become and how tired I am of the bullshit that goes on in here.

Regardless, I'm done with this place.
Pussy.

[Melmart1]

Pussy.
Actually, I thought the fact that he called midge's quitting speech "great" was the worst part of all that. That doesn't make him a pussy, it makes him dumb.

[to21]

:dramaquee

[CuckingFunt]

Actually, I thought the fact that he called midge's quitting speech "great" was the worst part of all that. That doesn't make him a pussy, it makes him dumb.
I'm sticking with pussy.

Though... I do hate using that as an insult.

[Melmart1]

:dramaquee
See, you do like sausage.

[ATRAIN]

the end of the month falls on a Friday so we will probably start drinking around 3pm. I will try and get one of me holding my beer with ladies in the back ground. I may have to black out faces though


That will work.

[Batman's Shooter]

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What say you?

[to21]

See, you do like sausage.
:nope

Sausage poorboys from Bill Miller's maybe.

[Melmart1]

That will work.
I would say don't hold your breath, but since you clearly need a tic-tac, please go ahead and hold it.

[CuckingFunt]

I had some leftover sausage stuffing for breakfast.

It was delicious.

[ATRAIN]

I would say don't hold your breath, but since you clearly need a tic-tac, please go ahead and hold it.


Pee wee and his weak come backs left for good. There is no reason for you to take over for him.

[Melmart1]

Pee wee and his weak come backs left for good. There is no reason for you to take over for him.
There you go mentioning peewee again. I think you miss him. :makeout

[to21]

Who Posted?
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peewee's lovechild 666

:lol he left after post number 666. I knew he was the devil.

[CuckingFunt]

ATRAIN and peewee sitting in a tree?

[to21]

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That was fast.......wassup peewee?

[ATRAIN]

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That was fast.......wassup peewee?


LOL he teased you to21

[ATRAIN]

There you go mentioning peewee again. I think you miss him. :makeout


Weak comeback number 2!! Don't tell me your converting to a yankee fan now?

[to21]

It's time for some more offshore fishing dammit.

who's in?

[Danny Trejo]

I had some leftover sausage stuffing for breakfast.

It was delicious.

why have sausage when you can have chorizo?

[ATRAIN]

why have sausage when you can have chorizo?


HOLY SHIT ITS MACHETTE!!!

[ATRAIN]

It's time for some more offshore fishing dammit.

who's in?


Offshore from where? SPI?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Did we have another pre-tirement?

That means there's a couple of us here that have killed off somebody.

[ATRAIN]

Did we have another pre-tirement?

That means there's a couple of us here that have killed off somebody.


we are dropping like flies

[to21]

Actually we usually launch off a marina in Rockport, go through the channels up to Port A, then head to the platforms from there.

[CuckingFunt]

I might pre-tire during the drinkathon.

[Melmart1]

Weak comeback number 2!! Don't tell me your converting to a yankee fan now?
This would be an insult, but we all know that peewee is now a Red Sox fan, due to their recent success.

[Melmart1]

What time is our drinkathon starting? I can't hang really late lately.

[CuckingFunt]

What time is our drinkathon starting? I can't hang really late lately.
I have no idea. I assumed it would be relatively early for me because of the time difference.

[ATRAIN]

What time is our drinkathon starting? I can't hang really late lately.


I think im getting started around 8ish.

[Melmart1]

I think im getting started around 8ish.
That sounds good to me, cus I can only hang till around midnightish, I don't want to ruin the little semblence of a sleep schedule I seem to have gotten down this week.

[CuckingFunt]

So... from 6 to 10 for me. That works.

I should be able to avoid getting myself into too much trouble in four hours.

[Melmart1]

I reserve the right to stay up later if so inclined. :) But for now, 8pm is a good start time. What say teh rest of you?

[ATRAIN]

I reserve the right to stay up later if so inclined. :) But for now, 8pm is a good start time. What say teh rest of you?


Should we all start off with a synchronized shot at 8?

[peewee's lovechild]

Did someone say something?

[peewee's lovechild]

8 of the clock sounds good to me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Which means, I'll be putting the beat down on SilBlack at around 9:30ish.

[ATRAIN]

8 of the clock sounds good to me.

LOL how long were you retired?

[ATRAIN]

Which means, I'll be putting the beat down on SilBlack at around 9:30ish.


Are you going to implement the Baby Maker Blaster in your moves?

[samikeyp]

Did someone say something?

That didn't take long.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll be offering $1,000 to the person who get's me the bullet lodged in Batman's diaphragm.

It shouldn't be that hard, he keeps it in the medicine cabinet.

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL how long were you retired?

I'm like Micheal Jordan, my retirements don't las all that long.

And, my shlong is long and dark.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you going to implement the Baby Maker Blaster in your moves?

I'm going with the Katana Tit Chop, for starters.

[peewee's lovechild]

That didn't take long.

That's what she said.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wait a minute, that didn't sound right.

[CuckingFunt]

I need to get in the shower.

I don't want to.

[ATRAIN]

Wait a minute, that didn't sound right.


lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Which means, I'll be putting the beat down on SilBlack at around 9:30ish.

At 9:30, you'll be on your 20th beer so it wouldn't take much for me to kick your ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

At 9:30, you'll be on your 20th beer so it wouldn't take much for me to kick your ass.

I'll take it slow just so I can be in my 4 senses, with just enough left to kick your ass and use your hair to mop up the bloody mess.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll slap you with your own sandals.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'll take it slow just so I can be in my 4 senses, with just enough left to kick your ass and use your hair to mop up the bloody mess.

Guido would attack you before you could attempt to kick my ass.

[Melmart1]

I'm like Micheal Jordan, my retirements don't las all that long.

And, my shlong is long and dark.
We don't want to know how brown your schlong looks like after you and Midge get it on.

[Melmart1]

I'll slap you with your own sandals.
She is a Soufsider ... they are chonklas.

[to21]

Jus got back from Bill Miller's for lunch.

Had the sausage.

[Mister Sinister]

I love getting 12 hours of sleep.

[peewee's lovechild]

Guido would attack you before you could attempt to kick my ass.

Guido is too fucking fat to do anything.

What the fuck have you dipshits been feeding him?

[peewee's lovechild]

She is a Soufsider ... they are chonklas.

:lol

Chonklas, I'll have to use that sometime.

[peewee's lovechild]

I love getting 12 hours of cock.

[Melmart1]

Guido is too fucking fat to do anything.

What the fuck have you dipshits been feeding him?
My money is on chocolate cheesecake.

[peewee's lovechild]

My money is on chocolate cheesecake.

I think they feed him Midge's smegma.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's cottage cheese for dogs.

[Melmart1]

I now have all the spices in place for my red sauce. It is simmering for dinner tonight. MMMMM.

[Melmart1]

Question now is, what to eat for lunch in the meantime.

[Silver21_Black20]

Guido is too fucking fat to do anything.

What the fuck have you dipshits been feeding him?

You and Guido are a lot alike, he had back surgery cause he is fat and now you are having back surgery cause you are fat. Lay off the chocolate cheesecake, tubby.

[peewee's lovechild]

You and Guido are a lot alike, he had back surgery cause he is fat and now you are having back surgery cause you are fat. Lay off the chocolate cheesecake, tubby.

And, I also leg hump people when I'm happy to see them.

[peewee's lovechild]

Question now is, what to eat for lunch in the meantime.

I ate tamales for lunch.

I gave one to Midge because he was looking at me like Oliver from Oliver Twist. He almost said, "Please, sir . . . may I have some more?"

[peewee's lovechild]

Lay off the chocolate cheesecake, tubby.

I think Midge puts a brick of hog lard in with that cheesecake.

[Melmart1]

I ate tamales for lunch.

I gave one to Midge because he was looking at me like Oliver from Oliver Twist. He almost said, "Please, sir . . . may I have some more?"
I haven't had tamales in awhile. And I don't have all day to make any right now. So, I guess they will have to wait.

[peewee's lovechild]

I haven't had tamales in awhile. And I don't have all day to make any right now. So, I guess they will have to wait.

Tamales are god's favorite food.
They just have to be.

[CuckingFunt]

I hate when people I don't want to talk to won't shut the fuck up.

[Silver21_Black20]

And, I also leg hump people when I'm happy to see them.

Sounds like you need to get fixed. Snip, Snip.

[peewee's lovechild]

I hate when people I don't want to talk to won't shut the fuck up.

I'll shut up now.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sounds like you need to get fixed. Snip, Snip.

Hell no!!!

I need one of those foam stair thingies that Guido has so I can rub myself on it until I get satisfied.

[peewee's lovechild]

Does anyone else in here lick their fingers and rub their nipples when they're masturbating?

Just curious.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hell no!!!

I need one of those foam stair thingies that Guido has so I can rub myself on it until I get satisfied.

That's all it takes? How sad.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's all it takes? How sad.

I would prefer a foam in the shape of a woman, but stairs will do just fine.

[peewee's weewee]

That's all it takes? How sad.
That's all the action the dumb bastard can get us! :depressed

[Mister Sinister]

:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

That's all the action the dumb bastard can get us! :depressed

You like the foam.

Admit it, you lazy piece of shit.

[CuckingFunt]

I'll shut up now.You're on the opposite list, you dodgy git.

[CuckingFunt]

Does anyone else in here lick their fingers and rub their nipples when they're masturbating?

Just curious.Only sometimes.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I would just like to say that Calexico is one completely godforsaken place.
It makes El Paso look like Las Vegas.

[Mister Sinister]

You're on the opposite list, you dodgy git.
Dodgy git? I must use this phrase at work tonight.

[Mister Sinister]

Also, I found myself saying "God damn you, Jack Sparrow!" a lot yesterday.

[Melmart1]

I would just like to say that Calexico is one completely godforsaken place.
It makes El Paso look like Las Vegas.
Yo, Todd. Are you joining us on Friday? I think we have decided on 6pm your time to start.

[ATRAIN]

Also, I found myself saying "God damn you, Jack Sparrow!" a lot yesterday.


If you were my coworker I would have slapped you already. Well only if on top of saying annoying things at work you chew ice or dip!!

[ATRAIN]

Yo, Todd. Are you joining us on Friday? I think we have decided on 6pm your time to start.


HAPPY HOUR!!!

[Mister Sinister]

If you were my coworker I would have slapped you already. Well only if on top of saying annoying things at work you chew ice or dip!!
Why in God's name would you chew ice? That's a waste of ice.

[Melmart1]

HAPPY HOUR!!!
So you want to take a 'synchronized shot' to start things off? What are you shooting? I might have to pick something up, I am tired of schnapps and want to save the vodka for other stuff, not shots.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Yo, Todd. Are you joining us on Friday? I think we have decided on 6pm your time to start.

I'd like to, but I'll probably be working once you start, and by the time I get home, you all will either be passed out or completely incoherant, so I'll just have to live vicariously through scrolling back throughout the pages of comedic ramblings.
:depressed
If you guys think about it, knock back one in my honor at some point in the proceedings. Preferably early on before you all forget about it! :lol
If by some bizarre chance that I get home early enough, I'll definately join in, but the way things look at the moment, I'll have to sit this one out.
Maybe next time.
Cheers, though.
:toast

[ORION]

can I come drink

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

can I come drink

Not untill you provide photographic proof of all the boobage in your office.
I'll be expecting these pictures that you plan on taking on Friday as well.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd like to, but I'll probably be working once you start, and by the time I get home, you all will either be passed out or completely incoherant, so I'll just have to live vicariously through scrolling back throughout the pages of comedic ramblings.
:depressed
If you guys think about it, knock back one in my honor at some point in the proceedings. Preferably early on before you all forget about it! :lol
If by some bizarre chance that I get home early enough, I'll definately join in, but the way things look at the moment, I'll have to sit this one out.
Maybe next time.
Cheers, though.
:toast

Pussy.

[peewee's lovechild]

Not untill you provide photographic proof of all the boobage in your office.
I'll be expecting these pictures that you plan on taking on Friday as well.

That bastard aint getting you jack shit.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'd like to, but I'll probably be working once you start, and by the time I get home, you all will either be passed out or completely incoherant, so I'll just have to live vicariously through scrolling back throughout the pages of comedic ramblings.
:depressed
If you guys think about it, knock back one in my honor at some point in the proceedings. Preferably early on before you all forget about it! :lol
If by some bizarre chance that I get home early enough, I'll definately join in, but the way things look at the moment, I'll have to sit this one out.
Maybe next time.
Cheers, though.
:toast

First shots will be dedicated to you. :toast

[Melmart1]

First shots will be dedicated to you. :toast
I concur! I was hoping he could make it, I bet Todd is one funny motherfucker when he is drunk.

[ORION]

That bastard aint getting you jack shit.
no you won't but I'll PM them to him

[ORION]

where is midge I want to email him a video

[tlongII]

Hmm.

Just as I thought.

This thread still sucks.

:rolleyes

[peewee's lovechild]

Hmm.

Just as I thought.

This thread still sucks.

:rolleyes

And you're still fucking sheep.

Big whoop.

[to21]

U suck!

[Melmart1]

Hmm.

Just as I thought.

This thread still sucks.

:rolleyes
Go shove a Seahawk up your ass.

[to21]

^ or the space needle.

[peewee's lovechild]

Go shove a Seahawk up your ass.

More like a Seacock.

[CuckingFunt]

I want to get drunk right this second.

Too bad I have to go back to school in a couple hours and turn some shit it.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just pictured Tlong with the Space Needle up his ass screaming "Vote Republican!!!"

[CuckingFunt]

^ or the space needle.Ouchies.

[peewee's lovechild]

I want to get drunk right this second.

Too bad I have to go back to school in a couple hours and turn some shit it.

Go to school drunk.

I've done it plenty of times and I turned out okay.

[Melmart1]

I am itching for a beer, too. Having nine of them in my fridge doesn't help. But, they have been there for days so I am hoping I have enough willpower for two more days.

[CuckingFunt]

Go to school drunk.

I've done it plenty of times and I turned out okay.I'd act like an ass and start flashing my titties at everyone.

You don't want me to go to school drunk. Trust me.

[peewee's lovechild]

I am itching for a beer, too. Having nine of them in my fridge doesn't help. But, they have been there for days so I am hoping I have enough willpower for two more days.

Is it that beer you were talking about last time?

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd act like an ass and start flashing my titties at everyone.

You don't want me to go to school drunk. Trust me.

That would make for a memorable experience.

[peewee's lovechild]

Mothership Wit?

[to21]

I'd act like an ass and start flashing my titties at everyone.

You don't want me to go to school drunk. Trust me.
Trust me. We would.

It would make for great conversation later.

[Melmart1]

Mothership Wit?
What, did you go look it up? :lol

Yeah, that and three bud lites that have been in there a couple weeks.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm hungry.

[CuckingFunt]

Remember when peewee thought Mikey was a chick and kept trying to hit on him?

Man, that was funny.

[Spurminator]

Where did that T Park quote in CF's and PWLC's sigs come from?

[CuckingFunt]

Where did that T Park quote in CF's and PWLC's sigs come from?One of the Quattros.

Possibly the previous version.

[ORION]

Remember when peewee thought Mikey was a chick and kept trying to hit on him?

Man, that was funny.
no wonder why he wants me to send those pictures so bad. So he can tell the difference between a man and a woman

[ORION]

man our VP has some pretty big boobs

[peewee's lovechild]

Remember when peewee thought Mikey was a chick and kept trying to hit on him?

Man, that was funny.

You injure me.

Why must you treat me so?

[peewee's lovechild]

no wonder why he wants me to send those pictures so bad. So he can tell the difference between a man and a woman

This coming from a guy who obviously doesn't know the difference from fantasy and reality.

How are all those fake titties at work?

[CuckingFunt]

You injure me.

Why must you treat me so?I'm not trying to hurt you. I just had a quick memory and it cracked me up.

You thought it was funny at the time.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not trying to hurt you. I just had a quick memory and it cracked me up.

You thought it was funny at the time.

You. Suck. Ass.

[CuckingFunt]

This coming from a guy who obviously doesn't know the difference from fantasy and reality.

How are all those fake titties at work?I think ORION lives in a fantasy world.

He has taken up residence in his office's break room and dressed the vending machines in women's clothing.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Remember when peewee thought Mikey was a chick and kept trying to hit on him?

Man, that was funny.

Really?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[CuckingFunt]

You. Suck. Ass.The suggestion that I'm trying to hurt you is ludicrous, and you know it.

[ORION]

This coming from a guy who obviously doesn't know the difference from fantasy and reality.

How are all those fake titties at work?
covered

[ORION]

cuck PM your email address and I'll send them from work now

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

If we've got a bunch of Mexican trolls, where the hell are:

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs10/300W/i/2006/101/f/c/El_Chapulin_Colorado_by_carolinabarajas.jpg

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/249704~Cantinflas-Posters.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

cuck PM your email address and I'll send them from work nowPM sent.

We'll see what happens.

[CuckingFunt]

If I were to have a Mexican troll, I'd be a can of Goya refried beans.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

If I were to have a Mexican troll, I'd be a can of Goya refried beans.

Would you be like the Goya can with nice legs when Canal Ocho signed off the air on The Simpsons?

[CuckingFunt]

Would you be like the Goya can with nice legs when Canal Ocho signed off the air on The Simpsons?That's exactly the one I was thinking of.

:lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"Muchas gracias, amigos, por todo las memorias. Y super gracias a Goya!"

[Melmart1]

Remember when peewee thought Mikey was a chick and kept trying to hit on him?

Man, that was funny.
When did this happen? :lmao :lmao :lmao

Oh, I wish I woulda been present for THAT!

:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

[CuckingFunt]

When did this happen? :lmao :lmao :lmao

Oh, I wish I woulda been present for THAT!

:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollinYou were present.

He was trying to wrangle us all into a foursome.

[peewee's lovechild]

PM sent.

We'll see what happens.

Hussy.

Or, is that Hussie?

Either way . . . I want a copy of office chicks from Orion's office if they are indeed real. I highly doubt it.

[Melmart1]

You were present.

He was trying to wrangle us all into a foursome.
Why do I not recall this?

[CuckingFunt]

Hussy.

Or, is that Hussie?

Either way . . . I want a copy of office chicks from Orion's office if they are indeed real. I highly doubt it.My gmail remains empty.

And, it's hussy.

[peewee's lovechild]

You were present.

He was trying to wrangle us all into a foursome.

You see what you did here??

You are dead to me now . . . like Pope John Paul II.

[CuckingFunt]

Why do I not recall this?It was brief and over quickly, but just popped into my head a moment ago.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why do I not recall this?

Because it really wasn't all that important.

Let's talk about Drunk Friday.

[Melmart1]

My gmail remains empty.

And, it's hussy.
And, it will remain empty, because said women do not exist at orion's office. But, I could send nekkid pics of me and then your gmail would no longer be empty.

[peewee's lovechild]

It was brief and over quickly, but just popped into my head a moment ago.

I hate you with the same kind of hatred Jews reserve for Germans.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, it will remain empty, because said women do not exist at orion's office. But, I could send nekkid pics of me and then your gmail would no longer be empty.

This . . . is getting interesting.

[CuckingFunt]

You see what you did here??

You are dead to me now . . . like Pope John Paul II.
I didn't do anything.

Will it make it better if I make sure to point out that as soon as you realized Mikey was a he the flirting stopped?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/7838/68674455da4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[CuckingFunt]

And, it will remain empty, because said women do not exist at orion's office. But, I could send nekkid pics of me and then your gmail would no longer be empty.That sounds like a good solution.

[Melmart1]

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/7838/68674455da4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Funt said refried beans. Those are clearly whole black beans.

[CuckingFunt]

This . . . is getting interesting.Why would it be interesting to you that a chick you'll never fuck may be sending nekkid pics of herself to a chick you hate with the same passion that the Jews hate the Germans?

[Silver21_Black20]

I am a Chef.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Funt said refried beans. Those are clearly whole black beans.

Bitch, you find a Simpsons episode with the Goya girl wearing a can of refried beans.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm the only one in my family, and in The Valley for that matter, that doesn't like black beans.

[CuckingFunt]

Funt said refried beans. Those are clearly whole black beans.Shit.

There went a few of my Simpsons cool points.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why would it be interesting to you that a chick you'll never fuck may be sending nekkid pics of herself to a chick you hate with the same passion that the Jews hate the Germans?

Chicks sending each other nekkid pics is always interesting.

What's so hard to understand?

[Melmart1]

I'm the only one in my family, and in The Valley for that matter, that doesn't like black beans.
nobody in my family likes black beans. i had never even heard of them till they started getting trendy. none of the mexican restaurants we ate at ever served them. it was refried and borrachos only.

[peewee's lovechild]

I am a Chef.

No you're not.

You can't even make Jello.
Make Midge some fucking Jello so he can stop mooching off of me.

[Melmart1]

Bitch, you find a Simpsons episode with the Goya girl wearing a can of refried beans.
That wasn't a knock at you, it was at Funt.

[CuckingFunt]

nobody in my family likes black beans. i had never even heard of them till they started getting trendy. none of the mexican restaurants we ate at ever served them. it was refried and borrachos only.I associate black beans with Cuban food, not Mexican. But I love them. Especially refried.

[peewee's lovechild]

nobody in my family likes black beans. i had never even heard of them till they started getting trendy. none of the mexican restaurants we ate at ever served them. it was refried and borrachos only.

They have an ironesque aftertaste.

I've never liked them.

Give me refried pinto beans or frijoles charros any day of the damn week.

[CuckingFunt]

ORION's picture did contain a girl, but no boobs.

Just to keep everyone updated.

[Melmart1]

ORION's picture did contain a girl, but no boobs.

Just to keep everyone updated.
probably his wife or something. i still don't believe him.

[peewee's lovechild]

ORION's picture did contain a girl, but no boobs.

Just to keep everyone updated.

So . . . it was a tranny?

Figures.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That wasn't a knock at you, it was at Funt.

Oh, okay.

I rescind my remark about you finding the picture.

[CuckingFunt]

It was an over-the-shoulder view of some girl's back in the cubicle behind him.

I can't speak one way or the other on tranny potential.

[jman3000]

man... that's creepy.

[ORION]

I've already sent you 2 emails

[CuckingFunt]

I got them.

I still got no boobs, but can officially vouch for the fact that ORION's desk is surrounded by at least two human females.

[Silver21_Black20]

No you're not.

You can't even make Jello.
Make Midge some fucking Jello so he can stop mooching off of me.

I have made Jello. Not my fault you guys enjoy feeding Jello to each other.

[CuckingFunt]

I have made Jello. Not my fault you guys enjoy feeding Jello to each other.
man... that's creepy.

[ORION]

It was an over-the-shoulder view of some girl's back in the cubicle behind him.

I can't speak one way or the other on tranny potential.
:lol
its the end of the day and thats all for now. don't worry I'll get shots

[Melmart1]

I have made Jello. Not my fault you guys enjoy feeding Jello to each other.
I bet they put whipped cream on top before they serve it, too.

[CuckingFunt]

I bet they put whipped cream on top before they serve it, too.I bet they whip their own cream before they serve it.

[ORION]

I will get frontals tomorrow. All 3 have left for the day and the other 2 weren't even here today

[Melmart1]

I bet they whip their own cream before they serve it.
Can you whip cream in your mouth?

[CuckingFunt]

Can you whip cream in your mouth?I've never tried.