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[peewee's lovechild]

I thought it existed still, but was closed or something. You could be right. But I bet in other threads there are stray pics and stuff. Someone even made a "calender" of sorts and put a girl up for each month. I forget which month I was ... I think it was a summer month though.

If your hotness is any indication, I would say July.

Damn it, now I have to find this supposed calendar.

[samikeyp]

You should have signed up sooner. Almost all of us had them up, and several versions, too.

And a beautiful sight it was.

[peewee's lovechild]

And a beautiful sight it was.

Dude, do you have a copy?

[Melmart1]

If your hotness is any indication, I would say July.

Damn it, now I have to find this supposed calendar.
Good God, peewee. I did a search and the thread came up right away. All this time you took someone's word for it instead of doing the research yourself. What a lazy moron! You coulda had tatas this whole time.

[samikeyp]

Dude, do you have a copy?

Not as far as you know.

[peewee's lovechild]

Good God, peewee. I did a search and the thread came up right away. All this time you took someone's word for it instead of doing the research yourself. What a lazy moron! You coulda had tatas this whole time.

I was just trying to find a search button or something like that.

How do I do a search in this place?

[peewee's lovechild]

Not as far as you know.

It's comments like this that makes me want you dead.

[Melmart1]

I bet Mikey has them all saved :lol

[samikeyp]

It's comments like this that makes me want you dead.

Good...keeps you on your toes. :tu

[peewee's lovechild]

Okay, so I found the search thing.
What's the name of the thread?

I did a search for "bravatars" and I got all these threads that show nothing.

I think Mel's pulling my ass.

[samikeyp]

I think Mel's pulling my ass.

You wish.

[Melmart1]

I am viewing the thread right now. Ahhh, memories. But I have yet to find one of mine :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

I am viewing the thread right now. Ahhh, memories. But I have yet to find one of mine :lol

What's the name of the thread?

[Melmart1]

What's the name of the thread?
Find it yourself! If you want to see them that bad, you will figure it out.

[peewee's lovechild]

Find it yourself! If you want to see them that bad, you will figure it out.

Thanks.

[ORION]

yeah I guess they were cool but they did not help the spurs win

[Melmart1]

Well, peewee found it. We won't hear from him for awhile. A long while.

Oh, and I am not in the calendar after all. I thought I was ... or maybe later in the thread they changed it ... hmmmm.

[CuckingFunt]

Would you mind making a mold of yours for me?

I need a new one.
Jenna's is a little "used".
Why would I make you something that gives me the creeps?

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck mornings.

And fuck bravatars.

[ORION]

Fuck mornings.

And fuck bravatars.
I hear you. I'm just barely getting out of my morning :madrun mood

[ORION]

I just accidently saw this girl's nip :elephant

[Melmart1]

Liar, Liar pants on fire.

[CuckingFunt]

I gave that thread a chance, just to see what all the fuss was about, but that shit's 167 pages long. I'm out.

[ORION]

Liar, Liar pants on fire.
seriously but it was kind of ugly

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm on page 60 of the thread.
So far, there's not much in the way of breastesses.

I've seen Rasho's . . . very nice.

I've yet to see Mel's.

This makes me sad.

[CuckingFunt]

I had fantastic, FANTASTIC dreams last night. Makes me want to go back to sleep.

[Melmart1]

I'm on page 60 of the thread.
So far, there's not much in the way of breastesses.

I've seen Rasho's . . . very nice.

I've yet to see Mel's.

This makes me sad.
HAHAHA ... I am sure its in there somewhere. Oh, and I was in the two-yr caledar, I forgot. As a cover girl, no less. I forgot there was even a cover. Or that pm5k said I looked flat-chested like a boy. What a jerk. Not everything about revisiting that thread was good.

[samikeyp]

I gave that thread a chance, just to see what all the fuss was about, but that shit's 167 pages long. I'm out.

Checking it out now is kinda like getting your favorite movie on DVD...still fun to watch but still not as much as when it came out in the theaters.

[samikeyp]

HAHAHA ... I am sure its in there somewhere. Oh, and I was in the two-yr caledar, I forgot. As a cover girl, no less. I forgot there was even a cover. Or that pm5k said I looked flat-chested like a boy. What a jerk. Not everything about revisiting that thread was good.

PM5K is a dumbass.....maybe he just prefers boys and was trying to imagine you as one.

[Melmart1]

PM5K is a dumbass.....maybe he just prefers boys and was trying to imagine you as one.
He stalks spurfucked and her sister. Just sayin' ...

[CuckingFunt]

Checking it out now is kinda like getting your favorite movie on DVD...still fun to watch but still not as much as when it came out in the theaters.
Wading through that many pages just didn't seem as fun and/or necessary once I remember I've got my own boobs.

[Melmart1]

Wading through that many pages just didn't seem as fun and/or necessary once I remember I've got my own boobs.
The ones that had the trolls running wild? :lol It amazes me to this day they still start threads about you and say they don't believe you are a woman unless you post proof. Like you give a fuck what they really think.

[Melmart1]

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:lmao he isn't giving up. He will be gone a looooong time still.

[CuckingFunt]

The ones that had the trolls running wild? :lol It amazes me to this day they still start threads about you and say they don't believe you are a woman unless you post proof. Like you give a fuck what they really think.
Oh, but Mel, of course I care.

How could I not care??

It's... it's the interwebs!!

:dramaquee

[Silver21_Black20]

I talk in my sleep.

[CuckingFunt]

I talk in my sleep.
I've been told that I do that, too.

I get frisky in my sleep.

[Melmart1]

I talk in my sleep.
Yeah, I had to roll you over the other night so you would stop.

[ORION]

Holy Crap !!! Again ! I got a better view accidently this time !!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

I talk and I point to things in my sleep.

[CuckingFunt]

I talk and I point to things in my sleep.
Just so long as you don't point and laugh.

That would be mean.

[Silver21_Black20]

Just so long as you don't point and laugh.

That would be mean.

:lol

It is really strange. I'll talk and point up at the ceiling or at the door and say someone is there.

[Squid]

It freaks me the fuck out.

[Squid]

bloop bloop

[ORION]

It freaks me the fuck out.
she probably thinks you have another girl in the closet or under the bed ........that would be freaking awesome !

[Melmart1]

:lol

It is really strange. I'll talk and point up at the ceiling or at the door and say someone is there.
That sounds almost like my sister, only she would go so far as to sleepwalk too, which was creepy. One time she cussed me out cus she said I was hidding our baby cousin, when he was actually asleep at home with his parents.

My grandpa talked in his sleep, even when he napped. He was always flirting with women, and my grandma would get PISSED :lmao She would throw shit at him to wake him up and us kids would quickly dismiss ourselves so as to laugh away from her wrath.

[Melmart1]

It freaks me the fuck out.
Squid inked and ran ... boooo!

This thread needs more squid.

[Melmart1]

Squid inked and ran ... boooo!

This thread needs more squid.
And more cowbell, too.

[Silver21_Black20]

That sounds almost like my sister, only she would go so far as to sleepwalk too, which was creepy. One time she cussed me out cus she said I was hidding our baby cousin, when he was actually asleep at home with his parents.

My grandpa talked in his sleep, even when he napped. He was always flirting with women, and my grandma would get PISSED :lmao She would throw shit at him to wake him up and us kids would quickly dismiss ourselves so as to laugh away from her wrath.

:lol

I think this morning I said something about needing an oil change for my car and if I should show cleavage to get it done for cheaper. :lol

[Melmart1]

:lol

I think this morning I said something about needing an oil change for my car and if I should show cleavage to get it done for cheaper. :lol
So does the Midge advocate his woman going busty for free oil changes?

[samikeyp]

Yeah, I had to roll you over the other night so you would stop.

Sil got away lucky...you usually punch me in the back!

[samikeyp]

Just so long as you don't point and laugh.

Best form of birth control there is.

[CuckingFunt]

That sounds almost like my sister, only she would go so far as to sleepwalk too, which was creepy. One time she cussed me out cus she said I was hidding our baby cousin, when he was actually asleep at home with his parents.

My grandpa talked in his sleep, even when he napped. He was always flirting with women, and my grandma would get PISSED :lmao She would throw shit at him to wake him up and us kids would quickly dismiss ourselves so as to laugh away from her wrath.
One afternoon when I was in high school, I saw my mom laying on the couch and I asked her if I could go do something with my friends. She said no, I protested and asked why not, she said no again and it turned into a big argument. Finally, she got stern and said, "Listen! I'm not changing my mind on this one. You CANNOT put ants and spiders in my hair!" Turns out she was asleep the whole fucking time.

[Melmart1]

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:lmao I almost feel bad enough to just link him directly to one of the bravatars.

Almost. :)

[CuckingFunt]

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:lmao I almost feel bad enough to just link him directly to one of the bravatars.

Almost. :)

One of your bravatars?

:angel

[Melmart1]

One of your bravatars?

:angel
Notice I didn't use that word, "your."

[Melmart1]

Sandra never did a bravatar, and this made me very sad. :(

[CuckingFunt]

Notice I didn't use that word, "your."
I did.

[CuckingFunt]

Sandra never did a bravatar, and this made me very sad. :(
I'd consider doing one if they ever made a comeback.

Not 'cause I want the Spurs to win, or anything. Just 'cause I'm an attention whore.

[Melmart1]

I'd consider doing one if they ever made a comeback.

Not 'cause I want the Spurs to win, or anything. Just 'cause I'm an attention whore.
The trolls would freak out.

[Melmart1]

So, I could eat a pb&j sandwich or order a pizza... hmmmm

[Mister Sinister]

Toast the PB&J.

[CuckingFunt]

So, I could eat a pb&j sandwich or order a pizza... hmmmm
Pizza.

[CuckingFunt]

I had carnitas last night.

Mmmmmmm...

I seriously almost came.

[Melmart1]

Damn, I need to make me some carnitas. Now I want Mexican food :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

Damn, I need to make me some carnitas. Now I want Mexican food :madrun
Sorry to inspire the craving. I just had to share my joy after having good Mexican food for the first time in months.

[peewee's lovechild]

I talk in my sleep.

I've just heard.

That's some funny shit, and creepy as well.

[Melmart1]

peewee's back. Did he find what he was looking for? I am surprised someone so lazy stuck with it so long.

[CuckingFunt]

peewee's back. Did he find what he was looking for? I am surprised someone so lazy stuck with it so long.
Boobies = determination.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm on page 90.

So far, nothing.

Just pictures of Kori's hairdo and some guy with a hairy back with the number 3 shaved off his back.

This is very disappointing.

[Silver21_Black20]

Sandra never did a bravatar, and this made me very sad. :(

If I would have known this, I would have sent you a pic. I don't have the balls to take and post a pic like that.

[peewee's lovechild]

If I would have known this, I would have sent you a pic. I don't have the balls to take and post a pic like that.

If you do have any balls whatsoever, it would serve to explain Midge's fascination with you.

[peewee's lovechild]

Still no pics of Mel's bravatar.

It's so fucking frustrating.

[Melmart1]

Still no pics of Mel's bravatar.

It's so fucking frustrating.
But, I am proud of you for persevering :)

[CuckingFunt]

I just had a very sad realization.

[peewee's lovechild]

Page 110, and nothing.

I have a feeling that I've been duped.

[Melmart1]

I just had a very sad realization.
And what is that?

[CuckingFunt]

Page 110, and nothing.

I have a feeling that I've been duped.
I have a feeling that the thread was 167 pages of discussion about avatars that have since been changed and that, therefore, your morning of searching has been futile.

[CuckingFunt]

And what is that?
That I need to get laid.

[peewee's lovechild]

I found the 05-06 Season Calendar.

There's three girls on the cover.
Is any one of them Mel?

[Melmart1]

That I need to get laid.
Don't we all!

[Melmart1]

I have a feeling that the thread was 167 pages of discussion about avatars that have since been changed and that, therefore, your morning of searching has been futile.
Yeah, there really aren't that many in there that I remember. I think there was another thread that maybe had more. But, he wanted boobies and he found them. He should be thanking me.

[Melmart1]

Why isn't there chinese that delivers in my area? :madrun I don't want pizza. And I don't want pbj sandwich.

[peewee's lovechild]

Page 120 and easjer's and 2blonde's tatas have shown themselves.

Nice.

Still no sight of Mel's.
But, I've regained hope.

[CuckingFunt]

Why isn't there chinese that delivers in my area? :madrun I don't want pizza. And I don't want pbj sandwich.
I've yet to find a single decent chinese take out that delivers. All the ones I like have to be picked up, which is far less appealing to my laziness.

[peewee's lovechild]

Rasho in firefighter's suspenders is niiiiiiiiiiiice . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

Page 143.

BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Mel . . . . very, very niiiiiiiiiice!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, PM5K is a dick.

[CuckingFunt]

I must say, peewee's decision to give constant page updates has made my own perverted ogling very easy.

[Melmart1]

I must say, peewee's decision to give constant page updates has made my own perverted ogling very easy.
:lol

[Melmart1]

I like how the first one turned out in the pink tank top on the calendar cover, the second one was just OK. I thought there was a third but I guess not. My mind is rather fuzzy on the details. I was in New Jersey at the time and I think my brain was frozen from the cold.

[ORION]

too much clothing

[peewee's lovechild]

I must say, peewee's decision to give constant page updates has made my own perverted ogling very easy.

I'm just glad I could help.

[peewee's lovechild]

I like how the first one turned out in the pink tank top on the calendar cover, the second one was just OK.

Well, I like . . . very much.

[peewee's lovechild]

too much clothing

Agreed.

[Melmart1]

Yeah, I was always in a tank and never in a bra only. I guess I was being a little more conservative than others.

[jman3000]

that was gay.

[ORION]

I mean if I was a girl I'd be flashing left and right but then again I'd be lesbian

[ORION]

that was gay.
yeah clothing is gay

[jman3000]

so im driving on utsa boulevard last night heading east towards I-10 and cocaine girl calls. i reach in my pocket to answer and right as i do that i hit the fucking curb where it snakes. bent both my passenger side rims and blew out a tire. spent 30 minutes in darkness jacking up my car and putting on the spare.

[jman3000]

she's bad juju... fuck that cunt.

[Melmart1]

that was gay.
Not as gay as you hanging out with cocaine girl again.

[Melmart1]

she's bad juju... fuck that cunt.
See what I mean? You never learn!

[samikeyp]

Yeah, I was always in a tank and never in a bra only. I guess I was being a little more conservative than others.

Leaves more to the imagination...not a bad thing. :)

[ORION]

so im driving on utsa boulevard last night heading east towards I-10 and cocaine girl calls. i reach in my pocket to answer and right as i do that i hit the fucking curb where it snakes. bent both my passenger side rims and blew out a tire. spent 30 minutes in darkness jacking up my car and putting on the spare.
I know a few people that have lost it on that turn. my friend put his dad's GTA in the grass over there

[ORION]

Leaves more to the imagination...not a bad thing. :)
I think seeing boobs is way better that imagining boobs

[samikeyp]

I think seeing boobs is way better that imagining boobs

I would agree but its very sexy to be tantalized.

[Melmart1]

I think seeing boobs is way better that imagining boobs
Like the ones you never take pictures of, because you are probably imagining them?

[jman3000]

i learned... but then about 6 months passed and i unlearned what i had previously learned.

[CuckingFunt]

Like the ones you never take pictures of, because you are probably imagining them?
Orion's a damned dirty liar.

[Melmart1]

Orion's a damned dirty liar.
Yep, he represents the Royals very poorly when he does this.

[CuckingFunt]

i learned... but then about 6 months passed and i unlearned what i had previously learned.
What's the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result, isn't it?

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck writer's block, by the way.

Fuck it right in the ear.

[jman3000]

i think ill just shave and go after white chicks for a while. see how that comes along.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://blogs.amnestyusa.org/pub/amnestyusa/death-penalty/beating-a-dead-horse.gif.

[CuckingFunt]

My brain must be moving slow, because it JUST dawned on me that the bravatar thread was done, in part, to will the Spurs to beat the Kings.

:depressed

[peewee's lovechild]

My brain must be moving slow, because it JUST dawned on me that the bravatar thread was done, in part, to will the Spurs to beat the Kings.

:depressed

:lol :lol :lol

[CuckingFunt]

:lol :lol :lol
Don't laugh at my painful memories, puto.

:pctoss

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't laugh at my painful memories, puto.

:pctoss

Then don't be rooting for shitty teams.

[peewee's lovechild]

Say "Hi" to Reggie Theus for me.

He's a brilliant, well proven coach.

[CuckingFunt]

Then don't be rooting for shitty teams.
Should I jump to a more storied franchise?

:spin

[samikeyp]

Then don't be rooting for shitty teams.

bandwagoner.

[peewee's lovechild]

bandwagoner.

Your mother.

[Melmart1]

Should I jump to a more storied franchise?

:spin
Be a Lakers fan like peewee. Or, since the Celtics are so good this year ...

[peewee's lovechild]

That would actually be a bangwagoner.

[ORION]

Like the ones you never take pictures of, because you are probably imagining them?
oh yes let me take some obvious pictures of them and then post them. how would you even know if they were real

[CuckingFunt]

That would actually be a bangwagoner.

Where is this bangwagon you speak of? I need a ride.

[peewee's lovechild]

Should I jump to a more storied franchise?

:spin

Yeah, yeah, yeah . . . .

Say what you want, it doesn't change the fact that the Kings suck Yak balls and will never amount to anything.

[peewee's lovechild]

Where is this bangwagon you speak of? I need a ride.

It tends to circle around downtown.

[peewee's lovechild]

Be a Lakers fan like peewee. Or, since the Celtics are so good this year ...

Never.

I have always been, and always will be a Spurs fan.

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah . . . .

Say what you want, it doesn't change the fact that the Kings suck Yak balls and will never amount to anything.
Nor does it change the fact that they were, not too terribly long ago, one of the best and most entertaining teams in the league and would have (not could have, but would have) won at least one championship already had it not been for a horribly timed knee injury.

[samikeyp]

I have always been, and always will be a Spurs fan.

Then you rooted for a pretty shitty team from 84-89.

It all goes in cycles. Its easy to pull for a winner, it takes guts to stick with your team when they are down. Don't knock Funt for staying loyal. It's bad karma.

[Melmart1]

oh yes let me take some obvious pictures of them and then post them. how would you even know if they were real
THen why did you say you would post some if you lack the intestinal fortitude to even take them?

[ORION]

your just jealous because I saw nips today

[CuckingFunt]

your just jealous because I saw nips today
Mel can see nips whenever she wants. It's really not that big of a deal to girls.

Even the bi ones.

[ORION]

THen why did you say you would post some if you lack the intestinal fortitude to even take them?
I said I would do it when we were drinking beer and we haven't drank in a while because our numbers are bad

[samikeyp]

your just jealous because I saw nips today

in your head doesn't count.

[peewee's lovechild]

Then you rooted for a pretty shitty team from 84-89.

It all goes in cycles. Its easy to pull for a winner, it takes guts to stick with your team when they are down. Don't knock Funt for staying loyal. It's bad karma.

I'm not knocking her at all.

She made a statement ending with me being a "puto" and I made a statement ending in her rooting for a shitty team.

I didn't realize that you were the sensitive police and that I had to submit posts for your approval.

[CuckingFunt]

Hell, I just lifted up my shirt and saw nips right now.

Big whoop.

[ORION]

Hell, I just lifted up my shirt and saw nips right now.

Big whoop.
its totally different when your not supposed to see them ....but just for the record describe what you saw

[Melmart1]

I just squeezed some nips.

Just another day ...

[peewee's lovechild]

Hell, I just lifted up my shirt and saw nips right now.

Big whoop.

Post a picture, we'll decide.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not knocking her at all.

She made a statement ending with me being a "puto" and I made a statement ending in her rooting for a shitty team.

I didn't realize that you were the sensitive police and that I had to submit posts for your approval.
Mikey was just being a gentleman, but I know your comments were all in good fun.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just squeezed some nips.

Just another day ...

Go on . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

Mikey was just being a gentleman, but I know your comments were all in good fun.

Mikey is being an overly sensitive gentleman today, sort of like a gay man.

I didn't realize the Quattro was regulated so much.

[CuckingFunt]

Post a picture, we'll decide.
You'll decide what? If my nips are a big whoop?

[peewee's lovechild]

You'll decide what? If my nips are a big whoop?

Yea.

You say they're not.
I say, let us decide.

[ORION]

You'll decide what? If my nips are a big whoop?
:wakeup yes

[CuckingFunt]

Yea.

You say they're not.
I say, let us decide.
No camera.

[peewee's lovechild]

I feel bad.
Let me rephrase my previous statement.

"Gee, your team is not playing up to par. I'm sorry that they're a bit unfortunate this season. I hope all goes well in the near future and I honestly hope that they will win the championship very soon."

[peewee's lovechild]

No camera.

Why must you disappoint me so?

[samikeyp]

I'm sensitive? This from the seeping vagina who gets her panties clenched everytime Mel doesn't post the exact way you want or she doesn't talk to you for more than five minutes? Damn..you are a jealous little bitch, aren't you? Besides, where did I say you couldn't say that or that you had to submit posts for approval? Making more shit up I see.

How is this for sensitive? Fuck you, you miserable piece of dog shit.

I was just warning you about fan karma....you wanna mess with it, go ahead.

[CuckingFunt]

I feel bad.
Let me rephrase my previous statement.

"Gee, your team is not playing up to par. I'm sorry that they're a bit unfortunate this season. I hope all goes well in the near future and I honestly hope that they will win the championship very soon."
The rephrase wasn't necessary. I know they suck right now.

But that was very sweet. Danke.

[CuckingFunt]

Why must you disappoint me so?
You've seen more than anyone else has. You shouldn't be the greedy one.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm sensitive? This from the seeping vagina who gets her panties clenched everytime Mel doesn't post the exact way you want or she doesn't talk to you for more than five minutes? Damn..you are a jealous little bitch, aren't you? Besides, where did I say you couldn't say that or that you had to submit posts for approval? Making more shit up I see.

How is this for sensitive? Fuck you, you miserable piece of dog shit.

I was just warning you about fan karma....you wanna mess with it, go ahead.

Fan karma my ass, fuck face!!

The Funt and I were just fucking around!!

Go fuck yourself.

[samikeyp]

Fan karma my ass, fuck face!!

The Funt and I were just fucking around!!

Go fuck yourself.

:lol :lol

You wish you and the Funtster would do anything involving the word "fuck".

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm sorry.

Let me rephrase that.
I don't want to be insensitive.

"The young lady, CuckingFunt, and I were just palavering and goshing each other. I can not, for the life of me, understand why you would have interjected so. I wish to offer my deepest and most sincere apology if I have offended you in any way. I understand that a person of your sesibilities can be offended quite easily. I will take care not to make the same mistake."

[samikeyp]

BTW thanks Funt for the compliment.

[peewee's lovechild]

You wish you and the Funtster would do anything involving the word "fuck".

And, you wish you and any female of the animal kingdom would do anything involving the word "fuck".

Fuck, one look at you and even female orangutangs say, "Fuck that, I'd rather fuck a chimpanze."

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn it, let me rephrase that.

"I don't understand your aggresive nature towards me. I am offended at the coital referrence you made in regards to the young lady (CuckingFunt). I must say, you seem to have crossed the line."

[Melmart1]

Can the boys please put their cocks away now? Thanks.

[CuckingFunt]

Can the boys please put their cocks away now? Thanks.
Agreed.

We girls generally only like it when they get taken out for us to play with, rather than for all of this ridiculous posturing.

[peewee's lovechild]

Can the boys please put their cocks away now? Thanks.

I don't own a rooster.

Oh . . . okay.

I see what you did here.

[peewee's lovechild]

Agreed.

We girls generally only like it when they get taken out for us to play with, rather than for all of this ridiculous posturing.

I feel ashamed.

Will The Funt and The Mel forgive me?

I realize the error of my ways.

[ORION]

boob spelled backwards is boob

[CuckingFunt]

I feel ashamed.

Will The Funt and The Mel forgive me?

I realize the error of my ways.
Forgiven.

Just... take it down a notch.

[peewee's lovechild]

boob spelled backwards is boob

god spelled backwards is dog.

[Melmart1]

Forgiven.

Just... take it down a notch.
It's only cute, funny and a turn-on when its a girly catfight. Men's testosterone bearfights are just not fun.

[Melmart1]

But, all is forgiven.

[CuckingFunt]

It's only cute, funny and a turn-on when its a girly catfight. Men's testosterone bearfights are just not fun.
You and I should have a catfight. We could rip each other's shirts off super dramatically, like on the soap operas.

[ORION]

if a girl wears a low cut shirt is she basically saying look down my shirt ?

[samikeyp]

But, all is forgiven.

:tu

but I still got yer back. :)

[CuckingFunt]

if a girl wears a low cut shirt is she basically saying look down my shirt ?
She IS saying "pay attention to me and my beautiful bosom."

She IS NOT saying "stare at my breasts with the intensity of a starving man catching his first glimpse of food in a month and ignore anything else that may be going on at the moment."

[samikeyp]

You and I should have a catfight. We could rip each other's shirts off super dramatically, like on the soap operas.

"Take that you slut!" (slo-mo ripping of blouse)

"Oh yea? Same to you, whore!" (additional slo-mo ripping of blouse)

[peewee's lovechild]

You and I should have a catfight. We could rip each other's shirts off super dramatically, like on the soap operas.

Oh, I like this.

Go on . . .

[Melmart1]

There will be no catfight between the Funt and myself. But, you boys are free to fantasize. Not that you probably haven't started to already.

[peewee's lovechild]

"Take that you slut!" (slo-mo ripping of blouse)

"Oh yea? Same to you, whore!" (additional slo-mo ripping of blouse)

That sounds good and all, but let's let the ladies take over for now.

[peewee's lovechild]

There will be no catfight between the Funt and myself. But, you boys are free to fantasize. Not that you probably haven't started to already.

This disappoints me.

[CuckingFunt]

This disappoints me.
Doesn't disappoint me at all.



I prefer to think there'd be nothin' but lovin' between me and Mel.

:eyebrows

[peewee's lovechild]

Doesn't disappoint me at all.



I prefer to think there'd be nothin' but lovin' between me and Mel.

:eyebrows

Would you care to describe, in detail, what this lovin' would be like?

[CuckingFunt]

Would you care to describe, in detail, what this lovin' would be like?
That would be most indiscreet.

[peewee's lovechild]

That would be most indiscreet.

And the disappoinment just keeps pouring in.

[Melmart1]

That would be most indiscreet.
And would cause me to blow another gasket similar to a few nights ago. So let's avoid this, shall we?

[FromWayDowntown]

Would you care to describe, in detail, what this lovin' would be like?

Is peewee ALWAYS this desperate?

[samikeyp]

So when is too early for Christmas music?

You know there is always the one radio station that plays just Christmas until Christmas? (101.9 for those in SA) That station here started last night. I like Christmas music and I am enjoying it but I think its a tad early.

[jman3000]

i just typed out "pubic shaving" instead of "public shaming" on my notes right now... i laughed out loud and looked retarded.

[Melmart1]

Is peewee ALWAYS this desperate?
Picked up on that, didya? :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Is peewee ALWAYS this desperate?

Yep.

You would be too, if you lived in a sex desert.

[samikeyp]

You would be too, if you lived in a sex desert.

Wouldn't that burn and be a bit sandy?

[FromWayDowntown]

Yep.

You would be too, if you lived in a sex desert.

You don't know that I'm not living in a sex desert; but whether I was or wasn't, you can be sure that I wouldn't be as obviously-desperate as you are in the Quattro. Man, asking CF or Mel to elaborate on some salacious comment isn't even flirting -- it's stalkerish. And they're totally playing you now. It's pretty sad.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wouldn't that burn and be a bit sandy?

The sand chafes.

It tends to hurt.

[peewee's lovechild]

You don't know that I'm not living in a sex desert; but whether I was or wasn't, you can be sure that I wouldn't be as obviously-desperate as you are in the Quattro. Man, asking CF or Mel to elaborate on some salacious comment isn't even flirting -- it's stalkerish. And they're totally playing you now. It's pretty sad.

Stalkers gotta have fun too.

It really isn't sad. I love it when they play with me. It's so je ne sai quois (got it right this time) and it fills me with glee.

It's sad that you can't see it.

[peewee's lovechild]

THE PEEWEE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tlongII]

This thread HAS to rate among the worst on the ENTIRE INTERNET!

It must die.

[Melmart1]

This thread HAS to rate among the worst on the ENTIRE INTERNET!

It must die.
Go shove a sheep up your ass.

[samikeyp]

Go shove a sheep up your ass.

Yeah...like he hasn't done that before. :)

[ORION]

She IS saying "pay attention to me and my beautiful bosom."

She IS NOT saying "stare at my breasts with the intensity of a starving man catching his first glimpse of food in a month and ignore anything else that may be going on at the moment."
sorry but I don't see the difference

[Melmart1]

Maaan, I am sleepy. I think I might have to get cranky soon!

[peewee's lovechild]

Go shove a sheep up your ass.

:lmao :lmao :lmao

I love you.

[batman2883]

we were at the beach
everybody had matching towels
someone went under the dock and there they found a rock
but it wasnt a rock, it was a rock lobster

[peewee's lovechild]

sorry but I don't see the difference

There isn't much of a difference.

If breastesses could talk, they'd be saying "Look at me you fucking fag!!!"

[Melmart1]

There isn't much of a difference.

If breastesses could talk, they'd be saying "Look at me you fucking fag!!!"
That's what you THINK they would say. Or maybe wish.

[ORION]

You and I should have a catfight. We could rip each other's shirts off super dramatically, like on the soap operas.
:corn:

[ashbeeigh]

So when is too early for Christmas music?



Fuck. I was on hold with a lawyer today, for work, and they were playing "White Christmas." They were located in San Diego. What the hell? Like you're going to get snow in San Diego.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's what you THINK they would say. Or maybe wish.

You're right.

[peewee's lovechild]

:corn:

Too late.

It got shot down.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck. I was on hold with a lawyer today, for work, and they were playing "White Christmas." They were located in San Diego. What the hell? Like you're going to get snow in San Diego.

You talk this way because San Antonio gets about 3 feet of snow on any given winter day?

[ORION]

There isn't much of a difference.

If breastesses could talk, they'd be saying "Look at me you fucking fag!!!"
:lol
If God wanted men to pay attention to what women said he would have made them speak from their boobs

[batman2883]

:lol
If God wanted men to pay attention to what women said he would have made them speak from their boobs
yes this is true

[ORION]

Too late.

It got shot down.
:hang

[Melmart1]

Not only is Orion a liar, he is a slow one to boot. Step it up, son! The Royals are counting on you to rep them well.

[ORION]

Not only is Orion a liar, he is a slow one to boot. Step it up, son! The Royals are counting on you to rep them well.
oh sorry. I just whipped some ass in NFL Blitz then I tried to look down this girls shirt again then I did a little work after that is when I looked back in the thread

[tlongII]

If I were a moderator I would lock this thread. Serious.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck. I was on hold with a lawyer today, for work, and they were playing "White Christmas." They were located in San Diego. What the hell? Like you're going to get snow in San Diego.
Have you ever listened to the lyrics to that song, you dumb cunt? The opening verse is about wishing for a white Christmas while being stuck in LA and looking at palm trees.

It's really quite appropos.

[Melmart1]

If I were a moderator I would lock this thread. Serious.
And if I were a moderator, I would make sure that a .wav file titled "bahhhh" would play everytime someone opens a thread with you in it. But, neither of us are moderators, now are we?

[peewee's lovechild]

If I were a moderator I would lock this thread. Serious.

If you were a moderator, SpursTalk would be dead. Serious.

[1369]

The opening verse is about wishing for a white Christmas while being stuck in LA and looking at palm trees.

It's really quite appropos.

If you're into obscurity.

/Likes me some obscurity

[tlongII]

And if I were a moderator, I would make sure that a .wav file titled "bahhhh" would play everytime someone opens a thread with you in it. But, neither of us are moderators, now are we?

No we are not. But some day...

[Melmart1]

No we are not. But some day...
The difference being, I was a moderator. :p:

[peewee's lovechild]

No we are not. But some day...

And some day you will be able to marry that sheep you fuck everday.

[samikeyp]

The difference being, I was a moderator.

I was at SpursCentral....the Laker fans cried about me changing their posts. :lol

Then I came to a ST GTG and I was suddenly fired. :)

[samikeyp]

And some day you will be able to marry that sheep you fuck everday.

We pray for this for tlong.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So when is too early for Christmas music?

You know there is always the one radio station that plays just Christmas until Christmas? (101.9 for those in SA) That station here started last night. I like Christmas music and I am enjoying it but I think its a tad early.

I said this in #9:
I went to go see "30 Days of Night" on opening weekend (10/20 to be exact), and the theater was playing xmas music BEFORE the movie started.
I don't need/want to hear happy, uplifting music when I'm trying to focus on an impending cinematic gorefest.
Somethings just don't go together.
This was a prime example.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Watching John Bonham's drum solo on "Moby Dick" in The Song Remains the Same never fails to entertain me.

[tlongII]

This thread sucks ass.

[ATRAIN]

This thread sucks ass.


If you don't like this thread why do you keep posting in it? GTFO!!

[peewee's lovechild]

This thread sucks ass.

Fucking sheep seems like it would suck ass, but you seem to find pleasure in doing it.

Then again, I don't fuck sheep, so what the fuck do I know?

[CuckingFunt]

I'm horny, irritable, and can't focus on the writing I need to be doing.

[ATRAIN]

I'm horny, irritable, and can't focus on the writing I need to be doing.


Im just waiting for pee wee's comment on this.

[ORION]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 3 (2 members and 1 guests)
ORION, Melmart1
ROYALS POR VIDA

[samikeyp]

I should know this but the Royals reference is to St. Gerard's, right?

[peewee's lovechild]

I should know this but the Royals reference is to St. Gerard's, right?

I've been asking this exact question for so long and I've yet to get an answer.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm horny, irritable, and can't focus on the writing I need to be doing.

I would push for some cyber sex, but I don't want to open that can of worms again.

[CuckingFunt]

I would push for some cyber sex, but I don't want to open that can of worms again.
Sadly, I'm not alone enough to give it a go anyway.

Hence the irritability.

[ORION]

I should know this but the Royals reference is to St. Gerard's, right?
nope

[samikeyp]

nope

Maybe KC?

Ah well.

C'est la vie.

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe KC?

Ah well.

C'est la vie.
I always assumed it was a shared fondness for RC Cola.

[batman2883]

blagh blagh blagh

[batman2883]

holiday parties are coming around the bend

[ORION]

Maybe KC?

Ah well.

C'est la vie.
we are in a gang called the Royals and we stab people in the face as an initiation

[batman2883]

i might order a pizza so jason get ready

[ShoogarBear]

I had fantastic, FANTASTIC dreams last night. Makes me want to go back to sleep.What was I doing this time?

[ORION]

i might order a pizza so jason get ready
you don't live in new braunfels

[ShoogarBear]

Still no pics of Mel's bravatar.

It's so fucking frustrating.Shit, peewee, WTF?

What will you give for one from my private stock?

[ORION]

What was I doing this time?
:lol :lol

[ShoogarBear]

so im driving on utsa boulevard last night heading east towards I-10 and cocaine girl calls. i reach in my pocket to answer and right as i do that i hit the fucking curb where it snakes. bent both my passenger side rims and blew out a tire. spent 30 minutes in darkness jacking up my car and putting on the spare.:lmao

Cocaine does terrible things to people.

[samikeyp]

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

[ORION]

Kolima Mamamamama

[ShoogarBear]

My brain must be moving slow, because it JUST dawned on me that the bravatar thread was done, in part, to will the Spurs to beat the Kings.

:depressedDoes the phrase, fight fire with fire, carry any meaning for you?

[ShoogarBear]

Can the boys please put their cocks away now? Thanks.You really are a lezbo.

See, I can't ever imagine dudes saying "girls, please put away the titties, that's too much for one day", or "oh, no, not the pussy again!"

[ShoogarBear]

Another day, another Quattro thread upgraded. *yawn*