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[samikeyp]

I wonder if she still ate it with hair and all?

Or as she calls it, floss.

Waste not, want not!

[ATRAIN]

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ATRAIN, peewee's lovechild, Melmart1

the beast is back!!!!

[ATRAIN]

pee wee hasn't posted yet, he is prob. reading 4 days of posts that he has missed. That is some dedication.

[Mister Sinister]

Grah. I want my Armada to finish downloading faster.

[ATRAIN]

Grah. I want my Armada to finish downloading faster.


Armada?

[Mister Sinister]

Armada?
Transformers Armada, yeah. It's a torrent, so, really, the only way it can go faster is if more people seed it.

[peewee's lovechild]

You think he would actually go back and read like five days of posts (assuming he is in the Valley till Sunday)? That's a lot of dedication, and he is far too lazy. Unless there are breasts involved, of course.

Ahem.

And, I wasn't too pleased about that flirting that went on with you and ATURD.

[ATRAIN]

Transformers Armada, yeah. It's a torrent, so, really, the only way it can go faster is if more people seed it.


WTF is transformers Armada? Is that like gen 20 of transformers?

[ATRAIN]

Ahem.

And, I wasn't too pleased about that flirting that went on with you and ATURD.


LMAO you call that flirting?

[samikeyp]

LMAO you call that flirting?

he calls it foreplay.



Got my oranges, p-dub?

[ATRAIN]

he calls it foreplay.



Got my oranges, p-dub?


and my menudo?

[peewee's lovechild]

He brings nothing but Happy HorseShit to this thread.

Fuck.
Off.

[peewee's lovechild]

Nah . . . I'd rather punch him in his balls.

Hmmmmm . . .

[ATRAIN]

Fuck.
Off.


hahahaha I was waiting for his response to that post. I have to say I am a little disappointed in pee wee's reaction to that.

[Mister Sinister]

WTF is transformers Armada? Is that like gen 20 of transformers?
Something like that.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I am not anticipating my trip to Minnesota next week.

http://www.accuweather.com/forecast2.asp?partner=accuweather&traveler=1&zipChg=1&zipcode=55101&metric=0

[ATRAIN]

I am not anticipating my trip to Minnesota next week.

http://www.accuweather.com/forecast2.asp?partner=accuweather&traveler=1&zipChg=1&zipcode=55101&metric=0


What you going over there for?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What you going over there for?

Work.

[ATRAIN]

Work.


that sucks, even though I wish work would send me away. Damn non profit companies that work for the state of Texas.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It'll be fun. It's new job training and I've never been there, I'm just wondering how much people are going to laugh at me like I laugh at people who complain about 90-degree heat.

[Melmart1]

Ahem.

And, I wasn't too pleased about that flirting that went on with you and ATURD.
What flirting?

[Melmart1]

It'll be fun. It's new job training and I've never been there, I'm just wondering how much people are going to laugh at me like I laugh at people who complain about 90-degree heat.
It will be a new experience. The closest I have done was Chicago in January and that was an awful experience. Make sure you wear shoes that won't make you slide around on the slushy/snowy ground so you don't fall flat on your ass multiple times. I may or may not have some experience with this.

[ATRAIN]

It'll be fun. It's new job training and I've never been there, I'm just wondering how much people are going to laugh at me like I laugh at people who complain about 90-degree heat.


Yes I am sure they will.

[ATRAIN]

It will be a new experience. The closest I have done was Chicago in January and that was an awful experience. Make sure you wear shoes that won't make you slide around on the slushy/snowy ground so you don't fall flat on your ass multiple times. I may or may not have some experience with this.


LOL you busted your ass in the slush?

[peewee's lovechild]

That he will be less horny. Come to think of it I don't think he hooked up either.

A gentlemen never tells . . .

[ORION]

there are so many dead deer around town. the buzzards are having a great time

[peewee's lovechild]

he calls it foreplay.



Got my oranges, p-dub?

Dude, seriously, I boght like 3 bags of pineapple-oranges, 2 bags of tangerines and 1 watermelon.

Raymondville rocks when it comes to citrus.
That and the prison they have right next to the fruit stands.
That shit cracks me up.

[peewee's lovechild]

My trip to Brownsville sucked.

The only reason I kept my sanity was picturing all the bravatars I saw the day before I left.

Mmmmmmmm, bravatars.

[peewee's lovechild]

While I was visiting my folks, I came to the realization that it was a completely unnecessary trip.

[peewee's lovechild]

All that talk about drunk posting on Friday had made me very thirty.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, very horny.

[peewee's lovechild]

I hope all the ST girls get so sloppy drunk on Friday.

Maybe I can have a couple of cyber 3-ways.

[peewee's lovechild]

I got dibs on The Mel and The Funt.

[Melmart1]

While I was visiting my folks, I came to the realization that it was a completely unnecessary trip.
And yet, you will continue to make such trips, like for Christmas, yes?

My brother came down from Copperas Cove on Saturday, ate turkey, went to the mall and went home. It seemed rather pointless.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd also like me some Rashofan.

[Melmart1]

I hope all the ST girls get so sloppy drunk on Friday.

Maybe I can have a couple of cyber 3-ways.
I don't cyber.

[peewee's lovechild]

And yet, you will continue to make such trips, like for Christmas, yes?

My brother came down from Copperas Cove on Saturday, ate turkey, went to the mall and went home. It seemed rather pointless.

Fuck that.

It took me a year and a half to visit the folks. I think it will take me another two years to go back.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't cyber.

Well, then . . . we'll just have to do a little live action.

:eyebrows

[Melmart1]

Fuck that.

It took me a year and a half to visit the folks. I think it will take me another two years to go back.
Did you ever consider that maybe that's why they show up unannounced at your doorstep? :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll be drunk posting at The Mel's this Friday.

[peewee's lovechild]

Did you ever consider that maybe that's why they show up unannounced at your doorstep? :lol

Fuck.

You have a point there.

[Melmart1]

I'll be drunk posting at The Mel's this Friday.
I beg to differ.

[ATRAIN]

I hope all the ST girls get so sloppy drunk on Friday.

Maybe I can have a couple of cyber 3-ways.


Who said you were invited??? LMAO

[peewee's lovechild]

The last time they showed up, my dad said, "You won't be raising our granddaughter like this, will you?"

[peewee's lovechild]

He disapproves of my porn collection.

[Melmart1]

The last time they showed up, my dad said, "You won't be raising our granddaughter like this, will you?"
What did he mean? :wtf

[peewee's lovechild]

Fucking prude.

[peewee's lovechild]

I beg to differ.

Excuse me, I'll be the one begging.

[ATRAIN]

What did he mean? :wtf


LOL I picture pee wee's place like the basement scene in pulp fiction with the gimp tied up in the back.

[peewee's lovechild]

Who said you were invited??? LMAO

Women + alcohol + drunken posting = The PeeWee.

[Melmart1]

Excuse me, I'll be the one begging.
Yeah, you are good at that.

[Melmart1]

LOL I picture pee wee's place like the basement scene in pulp fiction with the gimp tied up in the back.
You see, this is a visual I could have done without.

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL I picture pee wee's place like the basement scene in pulp fiction with the gimp tied up in the back.

Not too far off, minus the gimp of course.

I put away the katana blade after I saw that movie.

[peewee's lovechild]

You see, this is a visual I could have done without.

You sould see the visuals I have in my head.

They're quite interesting.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, anyway, what's with SB talking shit about me when I'm gone??

I'm gonna kick her in her ovaries and use her breastesses as punching bags the next time I see her.

[Melmart1]

You sould see the visuals I have in my head.

They're quite interesting.
The though of seeing anything inside your head (other than the cobwebs) is quite frightening.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm having oranges for lunch, with freshly squeezed orange juice and a slice of watermelon.

[peewee's lovechild]

The though of seeing anything inside your head (other than the cobwebs) is quite frightening.

You will come in, but you will never get out.

[peewee's lovechild]

Such is the complexity of my inner workings.

[peewee's lovechild]

I ate so many tamales that I bet I could shit out at least a dozen of them.

[ATRAIN]

So, anyway, what's with SB talking shit about me when I'm gone??




LOL don't know I was quite intrigued by it.


I'm gonna kick her in her ovaries and use her breastesses as punching bags the next time I see her.

You won't do it!!

[Melmart1]

So, anyway, what's with SB talking shit about me when I'm gone??

I'm gonna kick her in her ovaries and use her breastesses as punching bags the next time I see her.
If you are going to be a part of the Friday festivities, I am eager to see how that all goes.

[peewee's lovechild]

My trip consisted of beer, food, beer, some lovin', beer, and food.

[Mister Sinister]

I ate so many tamales that I bet I could shit out at least a dozen of them.
Such is the complexity of your inner workings, indeed.

[peewee's lovechild]

You won't do it!!

"Straight shot! Right to the baby maker."

[peewee's lovechild]

If you are going to be a part of the Friday festivities, I am eager to see how that all goes.

Fuck, I'm in.

I was in anyway, regardless if I was to be invited or not.

[peewee's lovechild]

Such is the complexity of your inner workings, indeed.

Stop with your veiled attempts at trying to get to my cornhole.

It's making me uncomfortable.

Fucking 1/2 queer.

[peewee's lovechild]

Some guy got arrested in the Valley for fucking a turkey.

[Melmart1]

I bet sandra will e-fight peewee when they are both drunk.

[peewee's lovechild]

It was at a Luby's and some old lady was attempting to carve it as he was having his way with it.

[ATRAIN]

Fuck, I'm in.

I was in anyway, regardless if I was to be invited or not.


LOL it was a open invitation.

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet sandra will e-fight peewee when they are both drunk.

I will e-kick her ass!!

Vbookie it!!

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL it was a open invitation.

LOL, you're a beener whore.

[Fixed]

My trip consisted of beer, food, beer, some self lovin', beer, and food.

[Melmart1]

My trip consisted of beer, food, beer, some lovin', beer, and food.
So ... you get laid and yet you are jealous of me supposedly flirting with Adrian? You can't have your cake and eat it too.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm willing to wager the house and ranch that The Mel missed me.

I know ATRAIN/Ashbeeigh missed me because he/she kept sending me picture messages of his/her mangina/vagina.

[ATRAIN]

I will e-kick her ass!!

Vbookie it!!


I got the rest of my vbookie on sil

[Mister Sinister]

Stop with your veiled attempts at trying to get to my cornhole.

It's making me uncomfortable.

Fucking 1/2 queer.
Why would I try to get to your cornhole? I have an aversion to black holes.

[Melmart1]

I got the rest of my vbookie on sil
Yeah, I would bet the farm on SB too.

[ATRAIN]

I'm willing to wager the house and ranch that The Mel missed me.

I know ATRAIN/Ashbeeigh missed me because he/she kept sending me picture messages of his/her mangina/vagina.


wtf lol its talk like that that will get you uninvited to hang out with my sisters teacher friends(they do go to san antionio often)

[peewee's lovechild]

So ... you get laid and yet you are jealous of me supposedly flirting with Adrian? You can't have your cake and eat it too.

"Some lovin'" doesn't imply that I got laid.

I just put that in because alcohol and food must be accompanied with sex. It's a law in some countries.

[peewee's lovechild]

I got the rest of my vbookie on sil

You will lose it all, cunt cheese.

[peewee's lovechild]

wtf lol its talk like that that will get you uninvited to hang out with my sisters teacher friends(they do go to san antionio often)

Your sister and her friends will have the time of their lives with me.

Once you have had The PeeWee, nothing else will do.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, I would bet the farm on SB too.

I really don't want you to loose all that money.

[Melmart1]

"Some lovin'" doesn't imply that I got laid.

I just put that in because alcohol and food must be accompanied with sex. It's a law in some countries.
Nice backtracking, but I don't see a denial in there.

Now, the only question is ... since she was from the Valley, how many teeth did the lucky lady have? My money is on four total.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just farted and it smelled like menudo and barbacoa.

[peewee's lovechild]

Nice backtracking, but I don't see a denial in there.

Now, the only question is ... since she was from the Valley, how many teeth did the lucky lady have? My money is on four total.

My mother said she was nice lady and that she would be welcome in her house any day.

Then she went to a curandero and had a curse placed on her.

[Melmart1]

My mother said she was nice lady and that she would be welcome in her house any day.

Then she went to a curandero and had a curse placed on her.
Your mother asked a witch to put a curse on your toothless whore? Hasn't she already been through enough, having sex with you?

[Melmart1]

Dayum, I guess it was my turn to kill the quattro :lol The Funt will be so pleased it wasn't her for once.

[Melmart1]

Speaking of which, I hope the Funt had a safe drive home. If I had to drive 7 hours through holiday traffic with MY sister, there might be bloodshed.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Actually, I'm just trying to finish a story.

[peewee's lovechild]

Your mother asked a witch to put a curse on your toothless whore? Hasn't she already been through enough, having sex with you?

She gave the best blow job in the world, no teething or anything.

She will be remembered with great fondness.

[peewee's lovechild]

Speaking of which, I hope the Funt had a safe drive home. If I had to drive 7 hours through holiday traffic with MY sister, there might be bloodshed.

I would like to have a 7 hour drive with you and The Funt.

:eyebrows

[batman2883]

whassss happenin!!!

[batman2883]

no country for old men sucked the balls!!!!

bee movie was hilarious

and resident evil extinction pissed me off!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I saw American Gangster and it wasn't all that bad.

[Melmart1]

I don't remember the last time I went out to the movies. I just wait for it to come on HBO, or watch my sister's bootleg copies she buys from some dude at work.

[CuckingFunt]

I assumed it meant it got tangled on the hairy crotches of her clients. But I could be wrong.My first assumption, to be completely honest, was that ashbeeigh was referring to a pearl necklace. So, you can see why I was initially so confused about its tangling.

[ATRAIN]

My first assumption, to be completely honest, was that ashbeeigh was referring to a pearl necklace. So, you can see why I was initially so confused about its tangling.


LMAO

[CuckingFunt]

Did you ever consider that maybe that's why they show up unannounced at your doorstep? :lolDing ding ding!!

[ATRAIN]

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So what do you think of pee wee's e-threats?

[CuckingFunt]

The though of seeing anything inside your head (other than the cobwebs) is quite frightening.I always assumed that it'd be like D'Onofrio's brain in The Cell.

[Melmart1]

I always assumed that it'd be like D'Onofrio's brain in The Cell.
I know what that movie is about because I read a review but I never saw it cus I really don't like Jennifer Lopez. I think she is an awful 'actress.'

[CuckingFunt]

So ... you get laid and yet you are jealous of me supposedly flirting with Adrian? You can't have your cake and eat it too.Peewee's views on jealousy are quite skewed.

[Melmart1]

Peewee's views on jealousy are quite skewed.
I see this now. I don't want to hear another word from him about me flirting with anyone. Not that it would matter either way, but its rather annoying when it is so hypocritical.

[CuckingFunt]

Speaking of which, I hope the Funt had a safe drive home. If I had to drive 7 hours through holiday traffic with MY sister, there might be bloodshed.Traffic was surprisingly light. I drove like a bat out of hell and made it from door to door in six hours and two minutes exactly.

And my sister and I get along well. There's a big enough age difference that I've always been super cool and there's never been any competition.

[CuckingFunt]

I know what that movie is about because I read a review but I never saw it cus I really don't like Jennifer Lopez. I think she is an awful 'actress.'The movie is not very good at all, but is visually stunning. Worth checking out for looks alone as long as you go in with low expections regarding the script/performances.

[ORION]

I have no will to work at this job today

[Silver21_Black20]

I see this now. I don't want to hear another word from him about me flirting with anyone. Not that it would matter either way, but its rather annoying when it is so hypocritical.

Tell him to Fuck Off!

[Silver21_Black20]

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So what do you think of pee wee's e-threats?

I really wouldn't call it an e-threat. I don't think anyone here would be afraid of him.

[peewee's lovechild]

Tell him to Fuck Off!

Why don't you tell me yourself, chicken shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

I really wouldn't call it an e-threat. I don't think anyone here would be afraid of him.

Everyone fears The PeeWee.

[peewee's lovechild]

I see this now. I don't want to hear another word from him about me flirting with anyone. Not that it would matter either way, but its rather annoying when it is so hypocritical.

You constant flirting wounds me.

I never do that to you.

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee's views on jealousy are quite skewed.

Your views on reality are quite skewed.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just ate some oranges and I think it's working like a laxative.

[Silver21_Black20]

Why don't you tell me yourself, chicken shit.

Fuck Off!

[marini martini]

I just ate some oranges and I think it's working like a laxative.

What the hell. Here goes nothing



Sounds like your digestive tract is skewed

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck Off!


I WILL E-KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

What the hell. Here goes nothing



Sounds like your digestive tract is skewed

I will ask you kindly to leave my digestive tract out of this conversation.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck Off!

Go shove a midget up your ass!!

[Melmart1]

You constant flirting wounds me.

I never do that to you.


I'd also like me some Rashofan.
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2084874&postcount=2535

And that was just today. Need I go back and find all the posts about your footporn? Puhleeze!

I dont care if you flirt. I just dont want to hear it when I do. Hypocrite.

[Silver21_Black20]

I WILL E-KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!

Oooo . . . all caps and bold. I'm scared.

[CuckingFunt]

Oooo . . . all caps and bold. I'm scared.AND that font was at least size 3.

You should be quaking.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2084874&postcount=2535

And that was just today. Need I go back and find all the posts about your footporn? Puhleeze!

I dont care if you flirt. I just dont want to hear it when I do. Hypocrite.

That was all done in jest.

Everybody knows that. You do it intentionally. You do it to hurt.

I am no hypocrite.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oooo . . . all caps and bold. I'm scared.

I will put a boot up your ass.

Your rectum won't function for at least two weeks.

[peewee's lovechild]

AND that font was at least size 3.

You should be quaking.

She's lucky I didn't go with a size 5 on that.

[Melmart1]

That was all done in jest.

Everybody knows that. You do it intentionally. You do it to hurt.

I am no hypocrite.

IF I was even flirting (which I wasn't), then I would not be doing it to hurt anyone. I am damned tired of your :dramaquee antics. You are worse than a woman. There is a reason I have only messed around with women and not been in a relationship with any.

[peewee's lovechild]

"And the colored girls go, do-dodo-dodo-dodo . . ."

[Melmart1]

IF I was even flirting (which I wasn't), then I would not be doing it to hurt anyone. I am damned tired of your :dramaquee antics. You are worse than a woman. There is a reason I have only messed around with women and not been in a relationship with any.
And leave it to a MAN to remind me what those reason are. :lol

[CuckingFunt]

That was all done in jest.

Everybody knows that. You do it intentionally. You do it to hurt.

I am no hypocrite.I have every intention of staying out of this one, but...

If more than one person independently notices the same behavioral trait, perhaps it's time to accept the possibility that they're not just imagining things.

[peewee's lovechild]

IF I was even flirting (which I wasn't), then I would not be doing it to hurt anyone. I am damned tired of your :dramaquee antics. You are worse than a woman. There is a reason I have only messed around with women and not been in a relationship with any.

I'm not a woman.

"I'm a man.
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn.

That's what kind of man I am.

You're just a woman with a small brain.
With a brain a third the size of us.
It's science."

[peewee's lovechild]

I have every intention of staying out of this one, but...

If more than one person independently notices the same behavioral trait, perhaps it's time to accept the possibility that they're not just imagining things.

The whole world is against me, apparently.

[Melmart1]

The whole world is against me, apparently.
:dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee

[CuckingFunt]

The whole world is against me, apparently.Oh please. The world isn't against you.

I'm actually quite fond of you, despite your antics.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh please. The world isn't against you.

I'm actually quite fond of you, despite your antics.

You lie.

Your constant jabs at me have led me to believe that you would prefer to see me lying face first in a pool of blood as a dog pissed on my back and wild coyotes ate my ears off, fighting off the badgers that are busy trying to rip my scalp of as violent squirrels eat my ass cheeks off.

[peewee's lovechild]

:dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee

:p:

[Silver21_Black20]

I will put a boot up your ass.

Your rectum won't function for at least two weeks.

I don't think your short, chubby leg can reach my ass.

[CuckingFunt]

You lie.

Your constant jabs at me have led me to believe that you would prefer to see me lying face first in a pool of blood as a dog pissed on my back and wild coyotes ate my ears off, fighting off the badgers that are busy trying to rip my scalp of as violent squirrels eat my ass cheeks off.My constant jabs at you? I'm the only fucking person in here who doesn't constantly throw jabs at you.

[Melmart1]

You lie.

Your constant jabs at me have led me to believe that you would prefer to see me lying face first in a pool of blood as a dog pissed on my back and wild coyotes ate my ears off, fighting off the badgers that are busy trying to rip my scalp of as violent squirrels eat my ass cheeks off.
Well, at least they will have food for the entire winter.

[CuckingFunt]

The most I ever do is comment/joke about the fact that you're a horny prevert.

Which you are.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't think your short, chubby leg can reach my ass.

It would get lodged in there.

My boot would get stuck in there for all of eternity. You would become a scientific anomaly. Scietists would study your ass for decades and marvel at the perservative qualities of your rectum.

When you die, the boot will be surgically removed and placed in a museum for all to see how well perserved it has remained, protected by your rectum.

[peewee's lovechild]

My constant jabs at you? I'm the only fucking person in here who doesn't constantly throw jabs at you.

You hate me and you must admit it for all to see.

I have only given you diamonds and perls. You constantly sling mud at me.

I have yet to understand this particular treatment.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, at least they will have food for the entire winter.

Fucking squirrels.

I see them.
I see them eyeing my ass as I walk past them to my apartment.

Those fuckers are evil.

[Melmart1]

You hate me and you must admit it for all to see.

I have only given you diamonds and perls. You constantly sling mud at me.

I have yet to understand this particular treatment.
I think you need some testosterone injections, stat!

[peewee's lovechild]

The most I ever do is comment/joke about the fact that you're a horny prevert.

Which you are.

I am not a pervert, well not really.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think you need some testosterone injections, stat!

I have more testosterone in one ball sack than the entire nations of Latin America combined.

I could father another Earth if I wanted to. Fuck that, I could father a planet the size of Jupiter if I wanted. I'm just too lazy to do it.

[CuckingFunt]

You hate me and you must admit it for all to see.

I have only given you diamonds and perls. You constantly sling mud at me.

I have yet to understand this particular treatment.You must be so bound and determined to see this that you've created it as a figment of your imagination. I've been sticking up for you for months.

[Silver21_Black20]

It would get lodged in there.

My boot would get stuck in there for all of eternity. You would become a scientific anomaly. Scietists would study your ass for decades and marvel at the perservative qualities of your rectum.

When you die, the boot will be surgically removed and placed in a museum for all to see how well perserved it has remained, protected by your rectum.

Ok . . . this isn't funny. I am very fond of my ass. Leave it outta this.

[peewee's weewee]

I have more testosterone in one ball sack than the entire nations of Latin America combined.

I could father another Earth if I wanted to. Fuck that, I could father a planet the size of Jupiter if I wanted. I'm just too lazy to do it.
It would be nice if you would use some of that testosterone and get us some pussy, you lazy bastard! :depressed

[peewee's lovechild]

Ok . . . this isn't funny. I am very fond of my ass. Leave it outta this.

That ass will be introduced to my snake skin boot!!!

You probably won't feel a thing, but it will be there nonetheless.

[ATRAIN]

That ass will be introduced to my snake skin boot!!!

You probably won't feel a thing, but it will be there nonetheless.


LOL do you really have Snake Skins?

[peewee's lovechild]

It would be nice if you would use some of that testosterone and get us some pussy, you lazy bastard! :depressed

You disappoint me.
You've always disappointed me.

I couldn't even use you in Brownsville.
Fuck you for not getting worked up with all those whores.

They were yours for the taking and you let me down you piece of shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL do you really have Snake Skins?

Do you want to see my snake skin??

Fucking faggot.

[Melmart1]

That ass will be introduced to my snake skin boot!!!
You probably won't feel a thing, but it will be there nonetheless.
Tackyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[peewee's lovechild]

Tackyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I'll have you know that snake skin boots are the bomb in The Valley.

Every Mexican owns at least four pairs of them.

[peewee's weewee]

You disappoint me.
You've always disappointed me.

I couldn't even use you in Brownsville.
Fuck you for not getting worked up with all those whores.

They were yours for the taking and you let me down you piece of shit.
I couldnt get it up because the thought of me being inserted into the germ-infested stinkhole that two-dollar whore calls a pussy was enough to make me wish I was inverted. Find a woman whose primary tooth color isn't rot and we will talk.

[ATRAIN]

Do you want to see my snake skin??

Fucking faggot.


only you would turn that question into a gay remark.

[CuckingFunt]

a woman whose primary tooth color isn't rot:lmao


Oh... mercy.

[Melmart1]

I'll have you know that snake skin boots are the bomb in The Valley.

Every Mexican owns at least four pairs of them.
So, snake skin boots are the Valley equivalent of the guayabera (sp?) here?

[ATRAIN]

I'll have you know that snake skin boots are the bomb in The Valley.

Every Mexican owns at least four pairs of them.


BULLSHIT!! Every wet back that lives in brownsville or is from browsville owns pairs of them.

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao at the e-spat.

Man up, peewee. Holy shit.

Oh, and there is only one SB around here and it isn't SilBlack.

That's all I have for now.

[Melmart1]

:lmao at the e-spat.

Man up, peewee. Holy shit.

Oh, and there is only one SB around here and it isn't SilBlack.

That's all I have for now.
You are Shoog. Sandra is SB.

[peewee's lovechild]

I couldnt get it up because the thought of me being inserted into the germ-infested stinkhole that two-dollar whore calls a pussy was enough to make me wish I was inverted. Find a woman whose primary tooth color isn't rot and we will talk.

That's as good as it's going to get for a while, so suck it up and go through with it you fucking waste of space!!

[DC Bear Club]

:lmao at the e-spat.

Man up, peewee. Holy shit.

Oh, and there is only one SB around here and it isn't SilBlack.

That's all I have for now.
:eyebrows

[peewee's lovechild]

So, snake skin boots are the Valley equivalent of the guayabera (sp?) here?

Pretty much.
They're also pretty big on ostrich boots.

Those fuckers cost about $400!!!

Fuck that!

[Melmart1]

Pretty much.
They're also pretty big on ostrich boots.

Those fuckers cost about $400!!!

Fuck that!
Cowboy boots of any kind are tacky.

[CuckingFunt]

Cowboy boots of any kind are tacky.Cowboy boots can work with the right sense of humor or with a bit of a hipster/rockabilly style. But, taken seriously, they're about as tacky as it gets.

[Melmart1]

You motherfuckers keep filling up the PM box :pctoss

[to21]

What happens in the Valley, stays in the Valley.

[CuckingFunt]

You motherfuckers keep filling up the PM box :pctossYet my box remains unfilled.

So sad.

[peewee's weewee]

What happens in the Valley, stays in the Valley.
Except for venereal disease :depressed

[to21]

Careful, don't ask 4 ur box to get filled here.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'll have you know that snake skin boots are the bomb in The Valley.

Every Mexican owns at least four pairs of them.

Gee, and we wonder why they can't pick themselves up by their bootstraps and leave the colonias.

Snake skin boots are the Mexican's spinning rims.

[ShoogarBear]

:eyebrowsThis would make me extremely uncomfortable except for the fact that I know that this is how Mel in her preverted way expresses her lust for me.







At least, I hope it's Mel . . .

[ShoogarBear]

Yet my box remains unfilled.

So sad.What you got to trade? :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

This would make me extremely uncomfortable except for the fact that I know that this is how Mel in her preverted way expresses her lust for me.







At least, I hope it's Mel . . .
I thought it was peewee.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I thought it was peewee.

That would explain so so much.

[Melmart1]

That would explain so so much.
Like the :dramaquee

[peewee's lovechild]

Snake skin boots are the Mexican's spinning rims.

:lol :lol :lol

So fucking true!!!!!

[Melmart1]

OK, you fuckers. Whoever was trying to PM me can try again.

[CuckingFunt]

What you got to trade? :eyebrowsNothing.

Hence the empty box.

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought it was peewee.

Never.

I don't like bears, even the animal bears.

[ShoogarBear]

OK, you fuckers. Whoever was trying to PM me can try again.If PM = "pound Mel", put me in the queue.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hence the empty box.

When you say "box" . . .

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

If PM = "pound Mel", put me in the queue.

In the queue? You better take a sack lunch, bub.

[Melmart1]

If PM = "pound Mel", put me in the queue.
Only you would think of that :lol

[CuckingFunt]

When you say "box" . . .I mean just what I said.

[Melmart1]

In the queue? You better take a sack lunch, bub.
Are you mistaking me for ashbeeigh? There is no line to get into my pants. Just a buncha guys who wish there was a line.

[ShoogarBear]

Only you would think of that :lolApparently not.



In the queue? You better take a sack lunch, bub.
And I didn't even both to quote any of the vast literature on the subject from peewee.

[ShoogarBear]

You better take a sack lunch, bub.I will be.

But not for me . . .

[ShoogarBear]

I will be.

But not for me . . .Oh, I apologize, but I couldn't resist. :oops

[Melmart1]

Oh, I apologize, but I couldn't resist. :oops
Dangerously close to low-lying fruit area.

[ShoogarBear]

Nothing.

Hence the empty box.Perhaps you can fill the box with something off the rack.

[ShoogarBear]

Dangerously close to low-lying fruit area.Are you referring to my sack lunch?

[peewee's lovechild]

Perhaps you can fill the box with something off the rack.

I was going to say that.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Perhaps you can fill the box with something off the rack.

Funt?
Rack?
I see what you did there.
Crafty bastard!

[peewee's lovechild]

Funt?
Rack?
I see what you did there.
Crafty bastard!

Indeed.

[ShoogarBear]

Funt?
Rack?
I see what you did there.
Crafty bastard!I'll have to PM you guys if it works. :smokin

[ShoogarBear]

Uh . . . I mean, I would never tell anyone if I were to get something personal in PM!

[to21]

Bros before Ho's

and

M.O.B.

[batman2883]

this appears to be my first entry since 2002, well, first off allow me to say today has been going good so far, i got the good love of a woman who i cant have, and great friendships from friends i cant see anymore. My life as it appears to you is very much like a movie...its got action, its got drama, you'll laugh, you'll cry, then you'll feel better about your own self and this is how the story begins....it all began on that fateful day in january 2004...

[ORION]

this appears to be my first entry since 2002, well, first off allow me to say today has been going good so far, i got the good love of a woman who i cant have, and great friendships from friends i cant see anymore. My life as it appears to you is very much like a movie...its got action, its got drama, you'll laugh, you'll cry, then you'll feel better about your own self and this is how the story begins....it all began on that fateful day in january 2004...
are you not getting my emails

[ORION]

this appears to be my first entry since 2002, well, first off allow me to say today has been going good so far, i got the good love of a woman who i cant have, and great friendships from friends i cant see anymore. My life as it appears to you is very much like a movie...its got action, its got drama, you'll laugh, you'll cry, then you'll feel better about your own self and this is how the story begins....it all began on that fateful day in january 2004...
and this is stupid

[batman2883]

ha ha ha i just got one from you right now, and no it is not stupid jerk

[Melmart1]

HAHAHA, batman killed the quattro.

[ORION]

if anyone knows and chicks or if you are a chick and order pizza make sure to answer the door naked or flash the driver

[CuckingFunt]

Uh . . . I mean, I would never tell anyone if I were to get something personal in PM!The picture of my rack that's already floating around here is the only one I currently plan on sharing.

[CuckingFunt]

HAHAHA, batman killed the quattro.Two Quattro deaths today and neither of them are mine.

Things are looking up for The Funt.

[samikeyp]

The picture of my rack that's already floating around here is the only one I currently plan on sharing.

Damn and I missed it. :depressed


:)

[CuckingFunt]

Damn and I missed it. :depressed


:)If you're really that curious, it's in the Troll Forum archives.

It's impossible to miss anything that happens on the internets, because it never goes the fuck away. :lol

[jman3000]

haha... those were some big knockers.

[jman3000]

i dressed up in a suit today... i must say im looking sharp.

[CuckingFunt]

i dressed up in a suit today... i must say im looking sharp.I thought of you today.

A cute girl sat next to me in my Statistics lecture. I'd categorize her as 100% pure hotness if not for the fact that she smelled like week old used up ass.

[ShoogarBear]

i dressed up in a suit today... i must say im looking sharp.http://www.imagechile.net/images/cqs1185212150j.jpg

[jman3000]

i hate when that happens... ive had a hot girl talking to me and her breath smelled like she had been sucking on asshole.

it ruins everything.

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought of you today.


Flirt.

[jman3000]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9968/freddiemercury0ve.jpg

:lmao :lmao

[CuckingFunt]

Flirt.Would you prefer that the smell of week old used up ass made me think of you?

Again, your concept of flirting is quite skewed.

[jman3000]

hmmm... suddenly i feel much less special.

[ShoogarBear]

Now this is flirting . . .


I thought of you today.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/45/60m_Hot_Dog_Akasaka_Aug4_06.jpg/300px-60m_Hot_Dog_Akasaka_Aug4_06.jpg

[ORION]

i hate when that happens... ive had a hot girl talking to me and her breath smelled like she had been sucking on asshole.

it ruins everything.
what if it was another hot chick's asshole and you witness said sucking

[Melmart1]

Do you think ashbeeigh's clients smell like week-old used-up ass when they pull out?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Now this is flirting . . .

A Hepatitis-A infected penis is flirtatious?

No, thank you.

[CuckingFunt]

Do you think ashbeeigh's clients smell like week-old used-up ass when they pull out?Only the lucky ones.

[jman3000]

what if it was another hot chick's asshole and you witness said sucking

honestly man... would you let a girl kiss you... let alone talk to you up close if her mouth had just been on an asshole?

[jman3000]

all this talk of week old used up ass is giving me the urge to get drunk and go to a bar downtown.

[Melmart1]

honestly man... would you let a girl kiss you... let alone talk to you up close if her mouth had just been on an asshole?
So we find out today that jman is not an ass-to-mouth guy.

[G.Q.]

i dressed up in a suit today... i must say im looking sharp.

Doesn't do any good if you don't change those damn velcro shoes.

[CuckingFunt]

Why is it that my cat acts like an asshole when it's time to put her in the carrier and go to the vet, but when we come home and I let her out she voluntarily walks in, curls up, and goes to sleep?

Fucking brat.

[Melmart1]

Why is it that my cat acts like an asshole when it's time to put her in the carrier and go to the vet, but when we come home and I let her out she voluntarily walks in, curls up, and goes to sleep?

Fucking brat.
Because cats are assholes, that's why.

[ORION]

honestly man... would you let a girl kiss you... let alone talk to you up close if her mouth had just been on an asshole?
If she was hot no problem , but one time I was going to make out with this ridiculously hot chick back in high school one time and right before we got close I noticed the large amounts of plaque on her teeth and thats were I draw the line

[CuckingFunt]

Because cats are assholes, that's why.For the most part, my pussy is very sweet.

[CuckingFunt]

If she was hot no problem , but one time I was going to make out with this ridiculously hot chick back in high school one time and right before we got close I noticed the large amounts of plague on her teeth and thats were I draw the lineYeah... I don't know if I'd want to kiss a chick with even a little bit of plague on her teeth.

[ORION]

Why is it that my cat acts like an asshole when it's time to put her in the carrier and go to the vet, but when we come home and I let her out she voluntarily walks in, curls up, and goes to sleep?

Fucking brat.
because cats are hilarious and they know it

[ShoogarBear]

If she was hot no problem , but one time I was going to make out with this ridiculously hot chick back in high school one time and right before we got close I noticed the large amounts of plague on her teeth and thats were I draw the lineGood thing. You wouldn't want a plague upon both your mouthes.

[CuckingFunt]

For the most part, my pussy is very sweet.Damn. That was beneath me.

[Melmart1]

Yeah... I don't know if I'd want to kiss a chick with even a little bit of plague on her teeth.
I wonder if her primary tooth color would be rot, as well.

[jman3000]

For the most part, my pussy is very sweet.
i swear the first time i read that i saw wet :lol

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder if her primary tooth color would be rot, as well.Probably.

[peewee's lovechild]

Do you think ashbeeigh's clients smell like week-old used-up ass when they pull out?

**shivers at the thought**

[ORION]

Yeah... I don't know if I'd want to kiss a chick with even a little bit of plague on her teeth.
:lol :lol :lol :lol
wrong letter !
:lol :lol :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

For the most part, my pussy is very sweet.

Hmmmm.

Yes, yes it is.

[ORION]

I wonder if her primary tooth color would be rot, as well.
:lol :lol
ok so I put the wrong letter. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Good thing. You wouldn't want a plague upon both your mouthes.Not ONE response? You bunch of illiterate assholes. :madrun

[Melmart1]

**shivers at the thought**
text her and find out, seeing as how she is your old girlfriend and all.

[ORION]

Not ONE response? You bunch of illiterate assholes. :madrun
eat my ship

[CuckingFunt]

Not ONE response? You bunch of illiterate assholes. :madrunCalm down, Mercutio.

[Melmart1]

Not ONE response? You bunch of illiterate assholes. :madrun
Its a play on mercutio's death scene. yeah, we get it.

[Melmart1]

Calm down, Mercutio.
Damn, you are more literate than me by about 10 seconds. I feel so ashamed.

[peewee's lovechild]

Not ONE response? You bunch of illiterate assholes. :madrun

pox, plague . . . big whoop.