Free Quattro Razor (10)

[Melmart1]

Was she a lesbinun?
Not a nun, no. But never married and had a lot of moles with hair growing out of them. And very short hair. Very suspicious.

[Phil Cabinet]

He said he's never been there

[Melmart1]

i dont get it
My poor, poor bat. There isn't much you do get, now is there?

[CuckingFunt]

Not a nun, no. But never married and had a lot of moles with hair growing out of them. And very short hair. Very suspicious.I'm guessing dyke.

[CuckingFunt]

I killed the thread again.

I'm both ashamed, and oddly proud.

[ORION]

I'm still here El Guapo

[marini martini]

Hey Funt, can you define "andropause"??????????????

[CuckingFunt]

Words cannot express how little I want to go to my next class.

[CuckingFunt]

Hey Funt, can you define "andropause"??????????????Male menopause, isn't it?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm going to be a frozen-ass Mexican in a few weeks.

My new gig requires me to go for training in Minnesota.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm going to be a frozen-ass Mexican in a few weeks.

My new gig requires me to go for training in Minnesota.My cousin lives in Minnesota.

I love her dearly, but can't bring myself to visit.

[marini martini]

Damn, your good. Decrease in tetesterone in males occuring durring and after middle age.

How 'bout"flex-cuff"?

[CuckingFunt]

Damn, your good. Decrease in tetesterone in males occuring durring and after middle age.

How 'bout"flex-cuff"?Flexible nylon restraints.

That one's easy.

[marini martini]

O.K. Bo Bo, how about this one "Bobo"???????????

[CuckingFunt]

O.K. Bo Bo, how about this one "Bobo"???????????The name of my security blanket when I was a kid, actually.

Other than that, I got nothing.

[CuckingFunt]

O.K. Bo Bo, how about this one "Bobo"???????????A 1990's term for "bourgois bohemian" according to Wikipedia.

[marini martini]

Hah gotcha, but your answer was funny!

Person who espouses bohemian values, while living a bourgeois lifestyle.

[marini martini]

Damn, got me again, shit!

[CuckingFunt]

Damn, got me again, shit!That one I had to research. Doesn't count.

[marini martini]

OOOOOOOOOokay............how bout "yellowcake" You'll never get it!

Don't cheat

[CuckingFunt]

OOOOOOOOOokay............how bout "yellowcake" You'll never get it!

Don't cheatUranium deposits.



What can I say? I'm a total nerd.

[marini martini]

Good God! I'm amazed, now I'll go read the rest of my Reader's Digest & go home :oops

[samikeyp]

Yellow cake, mother fucker!!!

http://www.chrisdiclerico.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/blackbush.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Now I feel like this thread was killed both by my presence, and by my absence.

Weird.



Could also mean I don't matter one way or the other, I suppose, but that's just kind of a downer.

[marini martini]

Nawwwww..... You went to class, I finished reading my Reader's Digest, but now I'm signing off to watch T.V. & drink :toast

[CuckingFunt]

Dammit, people, I'm in far too good a mood to actually study.

[marini martini]

Ooooh TTTTTTay, Let me get last month's readers digest then. BRB!

[marini martini]

Word "Awert" you can not cheat!!! I mean it!

[CuckingFunt]

Word "Awert" you can not cheat!!! I mean it!Like the tree said to the lumberjack, I'm stumped.

[marini martini]

Ha Ha Ha! To turn away or aside.

Smooooch!

[marini martini]

Next word...."Transom"???????????

[Melmart1]

Dammit, people, I'm in far too good a mood to actually study.
Then watch Project Runway season 4 premiere! DUH!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Then watch Project Runway season 4 premiere! DUH!!!It's not on here, yet.

:madrun

[CuckingFunt]

Next word...."Transom"???????????Part of a ship.

[CuckingFunt]

God bless marching bands. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuRfQlMu2VY)

[marini martini]

Exxxxxxxxxxsuse me Mel, I am trying to tutor the funt.

[Melmart1]

It's not on here, yet.

:madrun
It's almost halfways over here :D

Good stuff so far. Some of these people look completely insane. Should be lots of drama this season. Like every other season! :lol

[Melmart1]

Exxxxxxxxxxsuse me Mel, I am trying to tutor the funt.
That's Funt with a capital F. And I think you have it backwards.

[peewee's lovechild]

The fuck is going on in here??

[peewee's lovechild]

It's like The Funt and Marini are training for a fucking Spelling Bee!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

What the fuck is this, "Akila and The Bee, Part Deux: The Legend of The Funt"?

[Melmart1]

marini is drunk again, obviously. Funt is upset because she still has to wait two more hours to watch PR and I don't. West Coast sucks :lol

[CuckingFunt]

marini is drunk again, obviously. Funt is upset because she still has to wait two more hours to watch PR and I don't. West Coast sucks :lolThe Funt is trying to study for tomorrow's art history test, but is too worked up to settle down.

[Melmart1]

The Funt is trying to study for tomorrow's art history test, but is too worked up to settle down.
I am already watching the second showing right after :D

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The Blaze is getting his computer back to normal after re-formatting.

[CuckingFunt]

I am already watching the second showing right after :DMy TV envy has been taken care of -- I'm watching tonight's episode of "America's Next Top Model." :spin

[Melmart1]

So we got the peewee, the Blaze and the Funt. Am I the Mel now?

[marini martini]

Marini is no where near drunk, & you all can go to H-E-double-L-HELL!

[CuckingFunt]

So we got the peewee, the Blaze and the Funt. Am I the Mel now?Of course.

[CuckingFunt]

Marini is no where near drunk, & you all can go to H-E-double-L-HELL!What's "hellhell"?

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder how long it will take peewee to realize he's not at the top of the posting mountain in this Quattro and go on a posting rampage to make up the difference...

[Melmart1]

My TV envy has been taken care of -- I'm watching tonight's episode of "America's Next Top Model." :spin
I have never watched a single episode of that show. Models don't interest me, though clothes definitely do.

[CuckingFunt]

I have never watched a single episode of that show. Models don't interest me, though clothes definitely do.I tell myself I like it because of the photography, but it's really the drama of young spoiled girls living together.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Marini is no where near drunk, & you all can go to H-E-double-L-HELL!

Tits or STFU.

[peewee's lovechild]

So we got the peewee, the Blaze and the Funt. Am I the Mel now?

You've always been The Mel in my heart.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder how long it will take peewee to realize he's not at the top of the posting mountain in this Quattro and go on a posting rampage to make up the difference...

I plan to drink me some Shiner this weekend.

So, I will quadruple my posting habits sometime this weekend.

[Avitus1]

Cue dramatic music?

[CuckingFunt]

Auguste Rodin's 1877 sculpture "The Age of Bronze" shows characteristics of four distinctly different artistic movements: Realism, Impressionism, Post-Impressionism, and Sybolism.

Ain't that fascinatin'?

[peewee's lovechild]

Melmart is my Top Model.

There is none better than she.

[peewee's lovechild]

Auguste Rodin's 1877 sculpture "The Age of Bronze" shows characteristics of four distinctly different artistic movements: Realism, Impressionism, Post-Impressionism, and Sybolism.

Ain't that fascinatin'?

Tell us why "The Thinking Man" looks like he's taking a shit or why "The David" has such small balls.

These are the questions that the real people of the world want answered.

[peewee's lovechild]

Art went straight to shit after the Impressionist and Expressionist movements.

Jackson Pollack was the only bright light since then.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why isn't Marini trying to out art me??

[peewee's lovechild]

Is it because I don't have a pair of tits or a vagina between my legs?

[peewee's lovechild]

If I did have a vagina, I'd definitely be a lesbian.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just disturbed myself with that last comment.

[peewee's lovechild]

It would be cool if there were a planet somewhere in the Universe that was full of nothing but sex craved lesbians.

[CuckingFunt]

Tell us why "The Thinking Man" looks like he's taking a shit or why "The David" has such small balls.

These are the questions that the real people of the world want answered."The Thinker" is actually a depiction of Dante that started as a study on Rodin's unfinished "The Gates of Hell."

My class doesn't cover any Renaissance pieces, so I've got nothing to report on David's balls.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would be the lone astro-not to be brave enough to venture into this strange and beautiful world.

[CuckingFunt]

Art went straight to shit after the Impressionist and Expressionist movements.

Jackson Pollack was the only bright light since then.All of my favorite artists are from after those movements.

And none of my favorite artists are Jackson Pollock.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would be sexually abused by all sorts of beautiful lesbians.

I would proclaim that planet to be heaven.

[CuckingFunt]

It would be cool if there were a planet somewhere in the Universe that was full of nothing but sex craved lesbians.Sex craved hot lesbians.

I don't need a sex craved flannel planet.

[peewee's lovechild]

And none of my favorite artists are Jackson Pollock.

You know absolutely nothing.

You're wasting your time in this supposed art class.

[CuckingFunt]

Why isn't Marini trying to out art me??And the answer to this question, by the way, is that Marini's "Reader's Digest" has nothing about art.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sex craved hot lesbians.

I don't need a sex craved flannel planet.

Yea, I should have clarified that.

The last thing I need is to land in a lesbian planet where eveyone looks like Rosie O'Donnel.

[CuckingFunt]

You know absolutely nothing.

You're wasting your time in this supposed art class.I didn't say I didn't like Pollock, just that he wasn't one of my favorites.

[peewee's lovechild]

Rosie O'Donnel lesbians would probably eat me . . . and not in the good way.

[peewee's lovechild]

I didn't say I didn't like Pollock, just that he wasn't one of my favorites.

Oh, that's much better.

[Mister Sinister]

I fucking love Mallrats.

[Melmart1]

And the answer to this question, by the way, is that Marini's "Reader's Digest" has nothing about art.
Reader's Digest sucks balls. Particularly their condensed books.

[CuckingFunt]

Reader's Digest sucks balls. Particularly their condensed books.I don't think I've ever actually cracked the spine of a Reader's Digest.

[Melmart1]

I don't think I've ever actually cracked the spine of a Reader's Digest.
My grandpa used to like it and got me to do the little vocab builder exercises. Those are OK but the content leaves something to be desired, imho.

[ashbeeigh]

god damn it's windy outside.

[Mister Sinister]

My grandpa used to like it and got me to do the little vocab builder exercises. Those are OK but the content leaves something to be desired, imho.
I do the vocab exercises and read the anecdotes. Screw the rest of it.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm still not happy with the way season 3 of "Project Runway" turned out.

[mrsmaalox]

Remember those cool little Christmas trees and angels we could make out of Reader's Digest? That's the only use I've ever found for one of those things. Although once when I was pregnant and on bedrest for 2 months, my mother-in-law brought me her entire (I think about 500) collection ofcondensed books and they actually worked out pretty well with my short attention span.

[Mister Sinister]

Fuck, it's cold. Bathrobe goes on nao.

[Melmart1]

I'm still not happy with the way season 3 of "Project Runway" turned out.
Uli had the best collection, hands down. Michael's was dogshit. There were a few nice pieces in Jeffrey's but overall it sucked. Fucking judges want to go with what is "innovative" instead of what looks good.

[Mister Sinister]

Uli had the best collection, hands down. Michael's was dogshit. There were a few nice pieces in Jeffrey's but overall it sucked. Fucking judges want to go with what is "innovative" instead of what looks good.
My fashion sense is either very simplistic, or very bad. As long as it's black, dark blue, or gray, I'll wear it. Except for pants. They have to be black.

[CuckingFunt]

Uli had the best collection, hands down. Michael's was dogshit. There were a few nice pieces in Jeffrey's but overall it sucked. Fucking judges want to go with what is "innovative" instead of what looks good.Michael's was horrible, which made me sad. He was my favorite designer throughout the entire season until they got to Bryant Park.

Jeffrey's collection was better than anything he'd done during the course of the show, but there still wasn't a single wearable piece in it. Uli's was best.

[Melmart1]

My fashion sense is either very simplistic, or very bad. As long as it's black, dark blue, or gray, I'll wear it. Except for pants. They have to be black.
You are a faux bisexual. This confirms it.

[Mister Sinister]

You are a faux bisexual. This confirms it.
Actually, the penchant for dark colors far predates the realization of the bi-ness.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Well I'm gonna to go then.

And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.

And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

[Melmart1]

Actually, the penchant for dark colors far predates the realization of the bi-ness.
Does it predate your shitty penchant for cartoons?

[Mister Sinister]

Does it predate your shitty penchant for cartoons?
You call the 90s X-Men, Spidey, and Batman cartoons shitty? And, no, it doesn't.

[CuckingFunt]

Well I'm gonna to go then.

And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.

And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.I love that movie.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I could swear I saw Mr. Miyagi at The Home Depot tonight.

[Melmart1]

I could swear I saw Mr. Miyagi at The Home Depot tonight.
Midge would be thrilled. Only he doesn't post in here anymore. :cry Fucking quitter!

[batman2883]

melly is a jerkface killah

[Melmart1]

melly is a jerkface killah
I have no idea what this means.

[Melmart1]

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Melmart1, ATRAIN

How YOU doin'?

[batman2883]

ayo im batman man

[batman2883]

what would you do if i sang out of tune
would you get up and walk out on me
lend me your ears and ill sing a song
i will try not to sing out of key

[Melmart1]

I get by with a little help from my friends ... great tune!

[Melmart1]

I, however am listening to Eric Hutchinson right now. A great acoustic song called "Subtitles"

[mrsmaalox]

I have no idea what this means.
I think it means he likes you!

[Melmart1]

I think it means he likes you!
killah=like? I GOT To catch up on current lingo!

[batman2883]

oh man my friend showed me this song and ive loved her forever since then!!!!

http://www.esnips.com/doc/a91ca2c6-474a-40fc-a766-2c60f36ebb0e/Zero7---In-The-Waiting-Line

great jam

[Melmart1]

I'm hungry but far too lazy to cook breakfast right now.

[batman2883]

I'm hungry but far too lazy to cook breakfast right now.
i sit right by our company cafe so i just open a door and there is the goodness

[Melmart1]

I want pancakes, but those take effort. Maybe I will just get some cereal.

[Melmart1]

i sit right by our company cafe so i just open a door and there is the goodness
a-HA! so you ARE back at work.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ugh.

[Melmart1]

Ugh.
Ugh.

[batman2883]

a-HA! so you ARE back at work.
good detecting skills ma, lol i had some french toast this morning

[batman2883]

Ugh.
dj unk

[Melmart1]

good detecting skills ma, lol i had some french toast this morning
Damn, that sounds good ... I have everything to make french toast, albeit with whole grain oatmeal bread, lol. Methinks it won't taste quite the same.

[batman2883]

Damn, that sounds good ... I have everything to make french toast, albeit with whole grain oatmeal bread, lol. Methinks it won't taste quite the same.


me agrees with what you's thinks

[Melmart1]

me agrees with what you's thinks
Of course you do. Because I am right. I am always right.

[batman2883]

Of course you do. Because I am right. I am always right.
melly melly melly melly melly melly i wanna .... you like an animal

[peewee's lovechild]

If I were a fashion designer, my entire line would consist of blue jeans, T-shits, and Dr. Martins.

That's it.

[peewee's lovechild]

melly melly melly melly melly melly i wanna .... you like an animal

I'm not gonna have you talk to Mel like that.

Show some respect, son!!!

[batman2883]

If I were a fashion designer, my entire line would consist of blue jeans, T-shits, and Dr. Martins.

That's it.
southsider??

[batman2883]

I'm not gonna have you talk to Mel like that.

Show some respect, son!!!
make me!!! besides like i said melly's was mine long before you were even though of

[Melmart1]

If I were a fashion designer, my entire line would consist of blue jeans, T-shits, and Dr. Martins.

That's it.
Doc MartEns are great, but not very stylish. I heart my shoe collection. I just had to buy another shoe caddy for the pairs that didn't fit on the old one :spin

[peewee's lovechild]

southsider??

Don't know what you mean by that . . . but, I was going to say "Doc" Martins. Dr. Martin's is the official name.

[peewee's lovechild]

make me!!! besides like i said melly's was mine long before you were even though of

You best back down, son.

I got a .22 caliber bullet with your name on it.

It's aimed at your gonads.

[Melmart1]

southsider??
Yeah, he buys the "Dr. Martins" from the flea market, along with the Convorse and Air Jordens.

[batman2883]

Yeah, he buys the "Dr. Martins" from the flea market, along with the Convorse and Air Jordens.
figured that much

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, he buys the "Dr. Martins" from the flea market, along with the Convorse and Air Jordens.

Fuck!!!

I did it again.

(or, should I say "Ooops, I did it again"?)

Anyway, yea . . . Dr./Doc Martens.

Fuck!!

[Melmart1]

Don't know what you mean by that . . . but, I was going to say "Doc" Martins. Dr. Martin's is the official name.
Um, I don't think so.

[CuckingFunt]

Damn, that sounds good ... I have everything to make french toast, albeit with whole grain oatmeal bread, lol. Methinks it won't taste quite the same.
I like french toast made with a really good sourdough.

[peewee's lovechild]

In Monterrey, I once bought a shirt that said "Tommy Garica" and it looked like a Hillfiger shirt. I bought it for shits and giggles. It became a novelty item. Then I used it to wash my car.

[Melmart1]

figured that much
See, I got the joke, Batty. Peewee is from the Valley, he doesn't get it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Um, I don't think so.

Yea, they're Dr. Martens.

I'm sure of it. Although, I could be wrong . . . as I have been before.

[Melmart1]

I like french toast made with a really good sourdough.
Yeah, sourdough rocks for french toast. oatmeal bread probably doesnt, however.

[peewee's lovechild]

See, I got the joke, Batty. Peewee is from the Valley, he doesn't get it.

Yea, yea, yea.

I got it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Um, I don't think so.

http://www.drmartens.com/

[CuckingFunt]

I heart Dr. Martens.

Especially their Mary Janes.

[Melmart1]

Fuck!!!

I did it again.

(or, should I say "Ooops, I did it again"?)

Anyway, yea . . . Dr./Doc Martens.

Fuck!!
And btw ... automatic -10 for a Britney Spears reference. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[peewee's lovechild]

I heart Dr. Martens.

Especially their Mary Janes.

I still have the first pair I ever bought in my life.

They look like shit, but I still have them.

[Melmart1]

I still have the first pair I ever bought in my life.

They look like shit, but I still have them.
You still have your first pair of Mary Janes? Wow, that is devotion right there.

[peewee's lovechild]

And btw ... automatic -10 for a Britney Spears reference. You should be ashamed of yourself.

I know.

It's too early in the morning for me to think of appropriate references.

I ask for your forgiveness on this matter.

[peewee's lovechild]

You still have your first pair of Mary Janes? Wow, that is devotion right there.

:lmao

Smart ass.

My first pair of Dr. "Doc" Martens.

[CuckingFunt]

All I ever wear since I moved are boring sneakers because there are too many hills/stairs on campus to tolerate anything else.

[Melmart1]

All I ever wear since I moved are boring sneakers because there are too many hills/stairs on campus to tolerate anything else.
You could do the Amy Winehouse ballerina slippers thing. Sans the beehive and meth mouth, of course.

[peewee's lovechild]

All I ever wear since I moved are boring sneakers because there are too many hills/stairs on campus to tolerate anything else.

I hate sneakers.

It's funny because when I was a kid all I wanted were a pair of Nike's. Now I don't give a shit about all that jazz.

I wear a pair of Land's End slip on's for work.

Things have changed.

[peewee's lovechild]

You could do the Amy Winehouse ballerina slippers thing. Sans the beehive and meth mouth, of course.

The beehive is essential.

[CuckingFunt]

You could do the Amy Winehouse ballerina slippers thing. Sans the beehive and meth mouth, of course.
I did a couple of times when it was warmer, but I have to avoid too much walking in shoes with zero support because I have really high arches. That's how I ended up with plantar faciitis a couple years ago.

[Melmart1]

I only wear sneakers to exercise. The rest of the time I am barefoot, in sandals or heels.

[Melmart1]

I realized today that the Quattro has improved a lot since Midge left. T Park, Viva and a whole host of other lame posters stopped posting, and the conversation is pretty good.

I do miss Squid though.

[CuckingFunt]

I realized today that the Quattro has improved a lot since Midge left. T Park, Viva and a whole host of other lame posters stopped posting, and the conversation is pretty good.

I do miss Squid though.
I agree.

Especially with the second part. :depressed

[peewee's lovechild]

I did a couple of times when it was warmer, but I have to avoid too much walking in shoes with zero support because I have really high arches. That's how I ended up with plantar faciitis a couple years ago.

Is that how Duncan got plantar faciitis as well?

[peewee's lovechild]

heels.

The image I have of that is oh-so-yummy.

[peewee's lovechild]

I realized today that the Quattro has improved a lot since Midge left. T Park, Viva and a whole host of other lame posters stopped posting, and the conversation is pretty good.

I do miss Squid though.

I'll make an Octupus troll to make up for it.

[Melmart1]

I'll make an Octupus troll to make up for it.
You are much too lazy to do that.

[CuckingFunt]

I'll make an Octupus troll to make up for it.
That would just make you a copycat.

[peewee's lovechild]

You are much too lazy to do that.

This is very true.

But, if I ever get over my laziness, I'll do it.

[CuckingFunt]

Is that how Duncan got plantar faciitis as well?
Could very well be.

[peewee's lovechild]

That would just make you a copycat.

I'm just trying to please my two women (The Funt and The Mel).

[peewee's lovechild]

I want to be a pornstar.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's cold outside.

I need The Funt and The Mel to cuddle with me for warmth.

[CuckingFunt]

I have no desire to be a porn star.

I just want to fuck.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have no desire to be a porn star.

I just want to fuck.

Well, that's what I meant.

I just wanted to sound cool.

[peewee's lovechild]

For once, I'd like to go to a doctor and hear him say, "Son, what you need is to fuck. So, I'm prescribing you to fuck at least 4 times a day for the next month."

That would be so awesome.

[peewee's lovechild]

Maybe I should become a doctor and prescribe that for myself.

[peewee's lovechild]

Or, maybe I should just become a porn star.

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe I should become a doctor and prescribe that for myself.
You'd still have to find someone to fill that prescription.

[Melmart1]

You'd still have to find someone to fill that prescription.
:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

You'd still have to find someone to fill that prescription.

This is why I'd establish an HMO system of whore houses.

[CuckingFunt]

My cat is up to mischief.

I should probably investigate what's going on, but I'm far too comfy in bed.

[peewee's lovechild]

My cat is up to mischief.

I should probably investigate what's going on, but I'm far too comfy in bed.

When you say "cat", is it a euphamism for something else?

[CuckingFunt]

When you say "cat", is it a euphamism for something else?
Sometimes, but not in this case.

I could easily investigate what that "cat" is up to without leaving bed.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sometimes, but not in this case.

I could easily investigate what that "cat" is up to without leaving bed.

True.

But, I bet it's much more fun than investigating what the real cat is up to.

[peewee's lovechild]

ARod's back mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The PeeWee is happy.

[CuckingFunt]

No.

No, no.

Uh uh.

Not fucking baseball.

[peewee's lovechild]

No.

No, no.

Uh uh.

Not fucking baseball.

He's back!!!!!!!!

And, we get to pay him less because the Yanks called his piece of shit agent's bluff!!!!!!!

Fuck yes!!!!!!!!

World Series next year bitches!!!!!!!!!

[ORION]

My cat is up to mischief.

I should probably investigate what's going on, but I'm far too comfy in bed.
cats are hilarious. I sure what ever your cat is doing its probably pretty funny and you should tell us

[ashbeeigh]

I'd really like to know Clark's football record...JB did not mention it in his High School sports round-up that I read in today's paper. I'm just sayin'.

[peewee's lovechild]

He will hit 80 HRs next season and make everyone forget about Ruth, Dimaggio, Maris, and Mantle.

He will go down as the greatest baseball player in history.

Years later he will run for the Presidency and will win in a landslide. Even the state of Massachusetts will vote for him.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd really like to know Clark's football record...JB did not mention it in his High School sports round-up that I read in today's paper. I'm just sayin'.

STFU!!

Nobody cares.

We're talking about ARod here!!!

[ashbeeigh]

STFU!!

Nobody cares.

We're talking about ARod here!!!

baseball sucks and so do the yankees.

[CuckingFunt]

cats are hilarious. I sure what ever your cat is doing its probably pretty funny and you should tell us
She was, once again, trying to get on top of the kitchen cabinets.

The upper cabinets.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I just googled my name and a YouTube video came up entitled: The Death of Joe Ruiz.

[Mister Sinister]

Is it Caturday yet?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Goddamnyou, Woot.

Making me stay around through this Woot-off.

[samikeyp]

I'd really like to know Clark's football record...JB did not mention it in his High School sports round-up that I read in today's paper. I'm just sayin'.

6-4

[ORION]

She was, once again, trying to get on top of the kitchen cabinets.

The upper cabinets.
:lol why

[ORION]

we are having a team builder today and yes we will be drinking and getting paid

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

STFU!!

Nobody cares.

We're talking about ARod here!!!

Fuck you. That's one of my readers.

I don't know why that's so shocking to me.

And yeah, I didn't slip the record in there. Don't worry, though, I don't think Clark has the run defense to hold Salinas down. Clark will be 6-5 after Friday night.

[to21]

Active Directory rules!!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I realized today that the Quattro has improved a lot since Midge left. T Park, Viva and a whole host of other lame posters stopped posting, and the conversation is pretty good.

I do miss Squid though.

Yet ashbeeigh and the anime dork still remain, so his "Pied Piper" exodus wasn't COMPLETELY effective.

[ORION]

HA ! this girl stood up fast and you could see her thong and cheeks

[ORION]

Master Shake: Could I have the tacos, please?
Frylock: (praying)..this bounty of Tacos..
Master Shake: Could you pass the tacos? Could you pass me the TACOS?!
Frylock: HERE!
Master Shake: Okay, then.
Carl: This roll is wet!
Master Shake: Sorry, please go on.
Frylock: Ahem. For the fellowship we have w--
Meatwad: Hey, hey. Wait. What's a fellowship?
Master Shake: It's a gay bar down on 9th. Aren't you glad we're thanking the Lord for a nautically themed gay bar?!
Frylock: For the fellowship we have with our neighbor Carl!
Carl: No, do not rope me into this. The Lord does not need to know that I am here.
Frylock: Please help us to be--
Meatwad: Who's gonna whittle this turkey?
Master Shake: Outta the way! I will ruin this bird with my anger!

[Silver21_Black20]

He's back!!!!!!!!

And, we get to pay him less because the Yanks called his piece of shit agent's bluff!!!!!!!

Fuck yes!!!!!!!!

World Series next year bitches!!!!!!!!!

Next year? Why couldn't he win it this year??

[samikeyp]

Yet ashbeeigh and the anime dork still remain, so his "Pied Piper" exodus wasn't COMPLETELY effective.

True.

[peewee's lovechild]

HA ! this girl stood up fast and you could see her thong and cheeks

She had a thong on her face?

[peewee's lovechild]

Next year? Why couldn't he win it this year??

You annoy me with your comments.

Hey, what happened to the Braves' playoff run?

[jman3000]

Thanksgiving week will be a good week.

Book it.

[CuckingFunt]

:lol whyBecause she has decided that the top of the upper cabinets is a good and sneaky place to sleep.

[CuckingFunt]

By the way... where's my bitches at?

[1369]

By the way... where's my bitches at?

Anyone else read that and immediately think of the Indian pimp from "Bachelor Party"?

[Melmart1]

Next year? Why couldn't he win it this year??
What I want to know is how peewee figures they get to pay him less ... he opted out, meaning the Rangers are off the hook for $24 mil. That is $24 mil that they have to pay him, in addition to any payraise. They will be paying him more, not less.

[peewee's lovechild]

What I want to know is how peewee figures they get to pay him less ... he opted out, meaning the Rangers are off the hook for $24 mil. That is $24 mil that they have to pay him, in addition to any payraise. They will be paying him more, not less.

They are going to pay him less than they originally offered.

According to Buster Olney, he's getting the same deal they offered him before minus $24 mil the Rangers were paying him. The Steinbrenners wanted the discount and ARod gave in.

[batman2883]

ha ha ha ha

[batman2883]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/BATMAN2883/AFTERTHANKSGIVING2007.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

Bonds just got screwed!!!

Indicted on federal perjury and obstruction of justice charges.

It looks like he's going down.

[Melmart1]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

[peewee's lovechild]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

I don't give a shit either way.

I just think it's bullshit how they attacking one guy when there where so many others doing it. It's all bullshit.

[batman2883]

they should he's whack and juiced up

[CuckingFunt]

I was on an airplane flying into San Francisco International years ago (probably at least 15 years) that got stuck at the gate for forever because Barry Bonds was throwing a hissy fit in first class and no one else could get off until he disembarked.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I gotta think Greg Anderson finally cracked.

[peewee's lovechild]

they should he's whack and juiced up

So were so many others.

So, what's the point to all this?

Like I said, it's all bullshit.

And, they're only after his ass because of the Home Run Record. If it wasn't for that, nobody would give a shit.

Rafael Palmeiro lied to congress. He lied to the world. He doesn't have the Home Run Record, so nobody cares.

Bullshit, all of it.

[peewee's lovechild]

I gotta think Greg Anderson finally cracked.

Roger Cossack just said that he's been told that Anderson has not flipped.

It's new evidence, but nobody's sure what it is or if it holds any real weight.

[peewee's lovechild]

Presdient Bush just weighed in the whole Bonds indictment shit.

I'm glad that he's not busy with other things to attend to this matter. Other things such as . . . oh, I don't know . . . fighting a fucking war??

[batman2883]

the others are holding coveted records that barry bonds is holding, which makes all his records to me bs, he should be stripped of every record he owns.

[batman2883]

Presdient Bush just weighed in the whole Bonds indictment shit.

I'm glad that he's not busy with other things to attend to this matter. Other things such as . . . oh, I don't know . . . fighting a fucking war??

bush is the man so shut it
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/BATMAN2883/bushfuck6ot.gif

[peewee's lovechild]

the others are holding coveted records that barry bonds is holding, which makes all his records to me bs, he should be stripped of every record he owns.

How can we be sure that the rest of the record holders didn't use some help to achieve these records?

Steroids, uppers (amphetemines), pine tar, sand paper, etc.

This is all bullshit.

[batman2883]

roger maris, mickey mantle, come on now, those were the good guys they never would have used it, just like someone wrote in an article, players are suppose to be getting worse with age not hitting better and running better ......stop juicing up and ruining the integrity of america's sport!!! i hate it, stupid ass cheaters

[peewee's lovechild]

roger maris, mickey mantle, come on now, those were the good guys they never would have used it, just like someone wrote in an article, players are suppose to be getting worse with age not hitting better and running better ......stop juicing up and ruining the integrity of america's sport!!! i hate it, stupid ass cheaters

Ruining the integrity of America's sport???

Please.

It's a known fact that players used to use uppers before a game in the 60s and 70s. Those fuckers weren't cheaters??

Fuck, I get that he used steroids and all that . . . but to make him the poster child of it is stupid. And, they're only doing it because of the home run record.

You just said it . . . "integrity of america's sport". That's all you guys care about. That's bullshit.

Who the fuck cares??

There are guys in the Hall of Fame that took a dive in the World Series for money and nobody has called for them to be withdrawn from the Hall.

Bullshit, all of it.

[batman2883]

i care, what kind of example are they setting for the children??? think about it, would you want your kids to wanna use steroids to further better themselves at sports they play??? dont be retarded.......integrity is everything...at least to well-moraled people

[peewee's lovechild]

i care, what kind of example are they setting for the children??? think about it, would you want your kids to wanna use steroids to further better themselves at sports they play??? dont be retarded.......integrity is everything...at least to well-moraled people

"what kind of example are they setting for children?"

What the fuck??
That's stupid.

Nobody cares.
Nobody.

If we were to use the "children" excuse, there would be thousands of athletes that we would have to turn our backs on.

Drugs.
Adultery.
Gambling.
Immorality.
Unpure language.

The list goes on and there are big time names on that list.

Don't give me the "think of the children" bullshit.

[CuckingFunt]

"what kind of example are they setting for children?"

What the fuck??
That's stupid.

Nobody cares.
Nobody.

If we were to use the "children" excuse, there would be thousands of athletes that we would have to turn our backs on.

Drugs.
Adultery.
Gambling.
Immorality.
Unpure language.

The list goes on and there are big time names on that list.

Don't give me the "think of the children" bullshit.I think it is important to make sure that children watching a sport, any sport, are getting the right messages and learning from a positive example.

I also think, however, that it would be near impossible to ever make 100% sure that there wasn't some form of cheating and/or unfair advantage taking place amongst various participants.

So, go after a high profile rule breaker, make it look like you're trying to clean up the problem, and everyone's happy. Simple as that.

[CuckingFunt]

No, can we please get back to discussing the important things in life like boobs and the comedic value of mentally challenged people?

Please??

[Zack Morris]

that is happening!!! especially in this day and age......holy shit you must be f'n retarded if you think otherwise

[Zack Morris]

zack morris is the man

[Iris Holland]

Have any of you seen my husband Glenn???

[Pauly Shore]

Have any of you seen my husband Glenn???
i saw him walking into the shitter

[DavidWooderson]

Alright Alright Alright!!!!!!

[Mojo Jojo]

ha ha ha i loved dazed and confused

[BigDaddyMatty]

mojo jojo is a friend first and a friend always. I love you mojo. I always will..

[peewee's lovechild]

So, go after a high profile rule breaker, make it look like you're trying to clean up the problem, and everyone's happy. Simple as that.

That's bullshit when everyone else gets away with it.

[Arragontigo]

mojo jojo is a friend first and a friend always. I love you mojo. I always will..

bigdaddymatty is my blood brother and i will strike down any who stand in his way to righteousness

[Nacho Libre]

Why can't you be as arrogant as you want to be!?!??!

[Mad Martigan]

Why can't you be as arrogant as you want to be!?!??!
why cant you be the champion of the world?!?!?!?

[HomerSimpson]

The good ol' days batty. The good ol' days.

[CuckingFunt]

That's bullshit when everyone else gets away with it.I agree.

[Everybody Wants Some]

i wish we can bring them back i miss the origianls

[BigDaddyMatty]

Hey batty, I partied with Atlfan a couple weeks ago and he was so drunk he blew chunks all over the table at Denny's....

[Lucky Day]

Hey batty, I partied with Atlfan a couple weeks ago and he was so drunk he blew chunks all over the table at Denny's....
ha ha ha ha oh man why am i never invited

[BigDaddyMatty]

shit man, you were shot in the gut.

[Lucky Day]

shit man, you were shot in the gut.
well next time i expect a call!!! for real though go to medusa next friday !!!

[BigDaddyMatty]

a week from tomorrow?? i'll try.

we do need to get together though. Wanna try and get banned from Crabby Jacks again sometime?

[Dusty Bottoms]

a week from tomorrow?? i'll try.

we do need to get together though. Wanna try and get banned from Crabby Jacks again sometime?

yes a week from tomorrow for real get atlfan and tell cbf and all them to come ill cover some rounds fo sho
and crabby jacks is closed down

[Ned Nederlander]

we shall get so wasted we might even kill the invisible swordsman

[BigDaddyMatty]

CLOOOOSED DOWWNN!?!??!??!? Fuck them anyway. That's what you get for trying to ban BIGDADDYMATTY for life. Fuck them and the fat waitress. Fuck them all.

[Dr. Acula]

CLOOOOSED DOWWNN!?!??!??!? Fuck them anyway. That's what you get for trying to ban BIGDADDYMATTY for life. Fuck them and the fat waitress. Fuck them all.
stupid whores all of them

[CuckingFunt]

Statistics homework is boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring.

[peewee's lovechild]

Statistics homework is boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring.

It sounds boring, but I'm not sure its boooooooooooooooooooooooooooring.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm horny.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've got The Funt here, I'm missing The Mel.

I need both to make the famous PeeWee Sandwich.