Free Quattro Razor (10)

[peewee's lovechild]

If I was downloading porn, I wouldnt be bitching cus thats by choice. This is for WORK, which I am doing now. So, I am at the mercy of my editor's slow-ass system.

What system is that?

[samikeyp]

Spiraled, for your pleasure.

:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Yes, I *can* shove that notebook up my ass. But I'm not going to.

You fucking lying fag.

[Mister Sinister]

You fucking lying fag.
You wound me.

[CuckingFunt]

Shagia's gape must be even more impressive than ashbeeigh's.

[CuckingFunt]

Shagia's gape must be even more impressive than ashbeeigh's.
Fucking dammit!

:vomit:

[samikeyp]

Yes, I *can* shove that notebook up my ass. But I'm not going to.

If that is the case, then you don't fart...you echo.

[Mister Sinister]

Shagia's gape must be even more impressive than ashbeeigh's.
Thanks. Thanks a fucking lot. You just deprived me of my ability to sleep.

[samikeyp]

Shagia's gape must be even more impressive than ashbeeigh's.

If by impressive, you mean saggy, diseased and spooge-encrusted...then yeah, I guess assbeeigh's is impressive.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fucking Fag Fibber.

(for the purpose of alliteration)

[peewee's lovechild]

Try saying that 10 times without fucking up.

[CuckingFunt]

I almost did it, but it kept coming out "Fucking Fab Figger."

[CuckingFunt]

Bloody hell. I suppose I should get in the shower now.

Bastards.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm out.

I hope I don't get shot or kidnapped while I'm down there.

I wouldn't want to deprive The Mel and The Funt of The PeeWee.

[peewee's lovechild]

Bloody hell. I suppose I should get in the shower now.

Bastards.

Do you have a shower cam??

The PeeWee would like to know.

[Melmart1]

What system is that?
a content management system called squarespace.

[peewee's lovechild]

If anybody wants oranges from Raymodville, let me know.

Or, I could just promise to bring some of my grandma's menudo and then just not do it like some faggot pussy did a couple of months ago.

[peewee's lovechild]

Faggot pussy?

That's an oxymoron, isn't it?

[peewee's lovechild]

All right, The PeeWee will be hitting the road soon.

Get the fuck out of his way.

[ATRAIN]

If anybody wants oranges from Raymodville, let me know.

Or, I could just promise to bring some of my grandma's menudo and then just not do it like some faggot pussy did a couple of months ago.


LOL bitch your still hurt by that.......I told you I didn't even get any.

[ATRAIN]

All right, The PeeWee will be hitting the road soon.

Get the fuck out of his way.

if you get thrown in jail in mexico dont drink the water and watch out for your cornhole. I dont want you coming back up to San Antonio a full blown fag like Shagia.

[Melmart1]

LOL bitch your still hurt by that.......I told you I didn't even get any.
I thought you ate his portion, didn't you say that in here? I think you are lying and covering up.

[ATRAIN]

I thought you ate his portion, didn't you say that in here? I think you are lying and covering up.


LOL no I wouldnt lie about Menudo.

[jman3000]

menudo is the grossest thing on earth, right behind onions and tomatos.

the only thing edible is the homony.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Shagia's gape must be even more impressive than ashbeeigh's.

...and yet another person disregards the moratorium.
I'm disappointed in you, Funt.
:depressed

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'm out.

Now it's easy to understand why peewee had these regressed feelings towards Shagia.
Fly that rainbow flag proudly, dude!

[ATRAIN]

Now it's easy to understand why peewee had these regressed feelings towards Shagia.
Fly that rainbow flag proudly, dude!


lol

[atxrocker]

menudo is the grossest thing on earth, right behind onions and tomatos.




if you have never had tacos al pastor with onions and cilantro then you have never lived.

and i agree on menudo.. shit is gross as fuck.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/DevilMayFry2/thanksgiving.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I'm voluntarily watching "Cops" right now.

I feel so unclean.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't care what this commercial says, I find it very difficult to believe that Mr. T plays World of Warcraft.

[marini martini]

I'm voluntarily watching "Cops" right now.

I feel so unclean.


Don't feel so bad, I was watching "My Seet 16" a few hours ago :oops

[Melmart1]

if you have never had tacos al pastor with onions and cilantro then you have never lived.

and i agree on menudo.. shit is gross as fuck.
I agree with you on both counts. Guess there is a first time for everything :lol

[Melmart1]

I'm voluntarily watching "Cops" right now.

I feel so unclean.
They are rerunning season 2 of Project Runway. Surely that is better than Cops.

[CuckingFunt]

They are rerunning season 2 of Project Runway. Surely that is better than Cops.
It is, and I thank you.

Probably going shopping in a few anyway, though.

[RashoFan]

yeah, he went through page-by-page till he found mine, haha. But he liked Rashofan's better. She was practically naked and has bigger boobages. Which is probably why she is always wanting to show them off.
from the waist up I was practically naked. I am quite proud of them but I shouldn't be flashing them or "threatening" to flash them all the time.

[samikeyp]

from the waist up I was practically naked. I am quite proud of them but I shouldn't be flashing them or "threatening" to flash them all the time.

No,no...if that is what you want, don't let anyone hold you back!! :lol

[ShoogarBear]

I know this is late, but :lmao @ Castor Troy/Sean Archer.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I almost want to stay up for the next 1,500 posts to see 2,000,000.

[CuckingFunt]

I almost want to stay up for the next 1,500 posts to see 2,000,000.
If The PeeWee weren't in Brownsville, it woud probably mean only an extra five minutes before sleepy time.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck thanksgiving for all the reruns on tv.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I think I read there's new shows on KSAT tonight.

(I was checking to see which newscasts are scheduled in prep for work.)

[ashbeeigh]

I think I read there's new shows on KSAT tonight.

(I was checking to see which newscasts are scheduled in prep for work.)

It may be Grey's. Which makes me super excited. But otherwise, television can suck it.

Well, okay, I take that back. I will be watching football.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Holiday pay is nice.

[ShoogarBear]

Horriday pay is nice.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/village-people/alex.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

That's horrifying.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That's horrifying.

Clap-clap-clap, clap-clap-clap, clap-clap-clap-clap-clap-clap-clap-clap.

[ShoogarBear]

Crap-crap-crap, crap-crap-crap, crap-crap-crap-crap-crap-crap-crap-crap.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

As in, "That last post of yours was..."

I expect better from you.

[ShoogarBear]

Sorry, I'm on vacation. Or, I would be except I'm working.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's been 44 years since Kennedy was shot.

[ShoogarBear]

Single gunman.

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's been 44 years since Kennedy was shot.

Coincidentally, that was also the same day Shoog finally received his AARP card in the mail

[ShoogarBear]

I expect better from you.

[ShoogarBear]

I expect better from you.:lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I expect better from you.

Liar.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Single gunman.

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao



"I love talking about Kennedy. I was just down in Dallas, Texas. You know you can go down there and, er, to Dealey Plaza where Kennedy was assassinated. And you can actually go to the sixth floor of the Schoolbook Depository. It's a museum called... 'The Assassination Museum'. I think they named that after the assassination. I can't be too sure of the chronology here but... Anyway they have the window set up to look exactly like it did on that day. And it's really accurate, you know, cos Oswald's not in it."

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/6927/oswaldrocksmikebj1.jpg

[batman2883]

im awesome

[batman2883]

i farted and it smelled like turkey and pecans

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i farted and it smelled like turkey and pecans

At least it doesn't smell like gunpowder anymore.

[RashoFan]

I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving.

[RashoFan]

Some of the guys at work got a little bored and decided to create a new shoe line for the "urban outdoorsmen"....The Cheapo Chanklas
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/poormanflipflops.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

If I ever decide to put food in my mouth again, I want someone to slap me.

I'm sooooooo full.

[RashoFan]

I wouldn't slap you.....besides.....how often do "we" enjoy a gluttonous buffet with family?

[CuckingFunt]

I wouldn't slap you.....besides.....how often do "we" enjoy a gluttonous buffet with family?
As I've said before, I'm Sicilian. We tend to see the sun coming up in the morning as reason enough to prepare a gluttonous family feast.

[RashoFan]

I was unaware of your heritage....my family doesn't have such a desire to partake in a gluttonous family feast but once a year.
Hope your family feast was good. Ours was nice.

[ashbeeigh]

only

[ashbeeigh]

seven

[ashbeeigh]

more

[ashbeeigh]

posts

[ashbeeigh]

until

[ashbeeigh]

I reach

[ashbeeigh]

the

[ashbeeigh]

5,000 mark! :elephant

[marini martini]

YipeeeeeeeeeeYiYooooooooKiiiiiiiYaaaaaaaaaaaa :lol

940, for me :toast

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

You couldn't have taken this stupidity into the Troll forum on the "Raise Your Post Count" thread?

[ashbeeigh]

You couldn't have taken this stupidity into the Troll forum on the "Raise Your Post Count" thread?

fuck no.

[jman3000]

Intreders get bitch slapped in the troll forum.

[ashbeeigh]

Intreders get bitch slapped in the troll forum.

speaking from experience?

[marini martini]

Intreders get bitch slapped in the troll forum.

YAA THINK?

[ashbeeigh]

YAA THINK?

:lmao Try.

[RashoFan]

I am such a bitch...I'm gonna get coal for christmas....:devil

[marini martini]

I am such a bitch...I'm gonna get coal for christmas....:devil

Wadya do this time??????????? :lol

:lmao :lmao :lmao I'm learning from the mistress :toast

[RashoFan]

I just emailed the ex BF to tell him that his fiance was well on her to cheat on him had I not stopped her from doing that to him last month...she gave him an ultimatum a few weeks ago and he has been the perfect fiance since then.

[marini martini]

So why r u gettin' the coal?????????????

Sounds like you r the perfect angel :angel :angel :angel

[RashoFan]

If i am not getting coal then I may as well pack sunscreen cause I am going to hell

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

If i am not getting coal then I may as well pack sunscreen cause I am going to hell

Don't forget the pasties and g-string!
:p:

[RashoFan]

Got a reply from him...he wanted details. I am SO going to hell for being a Super Bitch....
Thanks for the wardrobe suggestions C 2 HelLA

[jman3000]

I will bang his fiance if you want me to.

[marini martini]

Just wait till you turn 40, & have hot flashes for the next 30 years, then you will know even our Goddess could not be so cruel.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Got a reply from him...he wanted details. I am SO going to hell for being a Super Bitch....
Thanks for the wardrobe suggestions C 2 HelLA

Never let it be said that I'm not willing to help out a damsel in distress.
BTW, I'll save you a seat on the bus for the ride down there.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I will bang his fiance if you want me to.

Doesn't she have to go for about 2 spins on the scale in order for her to meet your criteria?

[RashoFan]

Just wait till you turn 40, & have hot flashes for the next 30 years, then you will know even our Goddess could not be so cruel.
Great that is what I should look forward to in a little as 3 years from now....
but I should get used to heat.

[jman3000]

Doesn't she have to go for about 2 spins on the scale in order for her to meet your criteria?
she has to have a vagina.

that about sums it up.

[jman3000]

boobs wouldn't hurt though.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

boobs wouldn't hurt though.

Ah, so you subscribe to the peewee train of thought.
I'm not sure this board is ready for two of your kind.

[jman3000]

well i beat him here by a good 2 years... so he can fuck off for all i care.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Perhaps, but it seemed that at least early on (near as I could tell) you seemed to have SOME level of standards.
We pretty much knew right out the gate that he was all about two tits, a hole and a heartbeat.
Now it seems that you have sunk to his level.
Don't they teach you ANYTHING at that school of yours?!?!

[jman3000]

in all actuality i have pretty high standards... maybe even to a fault.

im just a slut some of the time.

[RashoFan]

now that I gave up the details...I haven't had a reply back.... Is it bad to be proud that I am being such a bitch?

[Mister Sinister]

now that I gave up the details...I haven't had a reply back.... Is it bad to be proud that I am being such a bitch?
Hell, no. Sadism makes the world go round.

[RashoFan]

It is all about payback for what I have been giong through because of him.
I guess revenge IS a dish best served cold.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

It is all about payback for what I have been giong through because of him.
I guess revenge IS a dish best served cold.

Hell hath no fury....

[Mister Sinister]

Hell hath no fury....
...Like a woman scorned for Sega.

[RashoFan]

Hell hath no fury....


...Like a woman scorned.

You guys have no idea how badly SCORNED.
bwahahahh.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

...Like a woman scorned for Sega.

"Brenda?"
"DICK!"

[Mister Sinister]

You guys have no idea how badly SCORNED.
bwahahahh.
I like watching things like this happen. Especially when I was in high school. The drama was a budding sociologist's dream.

[RashoFan]

damn, I hate to ask cause I should know it, but what movie was that line from?

[CuckingFunt]

Apparently NBC is bringing back "American Gladiators."

I'm almost embarrassed to admit how happy this makes me.

[Mister Sinister]

damn, I hate to ask cause I should know it, but what movie was that line from?
Mallrats.

[RashoFan]

Apparently NBC is bringing back "American Gladiators."

I'm almost embarrassed to admit how happy this makes me.
I used to like watching that show...

[RashoFan]

Mallrats.
That is what I suspected...I hven't seen that movie in a long time.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Apparently NBC is bringing back "American Gladiators."

I'm almost embarrassed to admit how happy this makes me.

MXC>>>>>>>>>>American Gladiators.

[RashoFan]

I am going to go dream up more ways to evoke my revenge.....

[CuckingFunt]

MXC>>>>>>>>>>American Gladiators.
I have never actually watched MXC.

How does it compare to "Ninja Warrior"?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I have never actually watched MXC.

How does it compare to "Ninja Warrior"?

I can't help you there, as I have never watched "Ninja Warrior".

[CuckingFunt]

I can't help you there, as I have never watched "Ninja Warrior".
You should.

Immediately.

[jman3000]

it's basically a funnier version of ninja warrior with normal everyday people substituted for the extreme athletes that ninja warrior totes out.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

490, bitches.

[RashoFan]

when does this ninja warrior come on? and where can I find it?

[RashoFan]

490, bitches.
do you plan to post 485 of those post to make the milestone?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

do you plan to post 485 of those post to make the milestone?

Nah. Milestones are a team effort (for the good of SpursTalk). What the hell would being 2,000,000 get me?

[CuckingFunt]

when does this ninja warrior come on? and where can I find it?
Monday through Friday at 6:00 PM Eastern on G4.

[RashoFan]

What is G4?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

What is G4?

It WAS a video gamer's channel.
In recent times they've taken to showing old time "Star Trek" re-runs on it for reasons unknown.
Most popular with the "still-living-at-home-in-the-basement" set.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The Death Wish series kicked much ass.

[CuckingFunt]

It WAS a video gamer's channel.
In recent times they've taken to showing old time "Star Trek" re-runs on it for reasons unknown.
Most popular with the "still-living-at-home-in-the-basement" set.
It's the channel that Tech TV turned into.

I liked it better when it was more geeky and less trendy, but it's still my default channel when I want the TV on but am not really watching.

[RashoFan]

Looks like I am going to hell, I think My exBF just dumped the fiance.
I am such an evil bitch.....:oops

[Melmart1]

Looks like I am going to hell, I think My exBF just dumped the fiance.
I am such an evil bitch.....:oops
I hope you feel very good about yourself. Happy Holidays.

[CuckingFunt]

There's a part of me that's still full from last night's meal.

But, there's also another part of me that wants to tear into all the leftovers.

[CuckingFunt]

I wish I knew who exactly decided that Kathy Griffin was funny. I'd like to shoot them right in the head.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Monday through Friday at 6:00 PM Eastern on G4.

There is a marathon running today until 8:00 EST.
From what I've seen, MXC>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ninja warrior.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Funt,
imagine "Ninja Warrior" combined with "Mystery Science Theater 3000".
That pretty much sums up "MXC".
With generously creative dubbing.

[CuckingFunt]

Funt,
imagine "Ninja Warrior" combined with "Mystery Science Theater 3000".
That pretty much sums up "MXC".
With generously creative dubbing.
Definitely sounds like it's got potential. I'll have to check it out.

[Melmart1]

I wish I knew who exactly decided that Kathy Griffin was funny. I'd like to shoot them right in the head.
She's not the greatest, but there are faaar worse comedians than her.

[Melmart1]

I am ashamed to say that I have watched several episodes of her Bravo show. Not on the day they air but later in reruns and marathons. Her staff cracks me up more than her. Only its unintentional.

[CuckingFunt]

I've hardly ever watched any of her shows/specials, to be honest, I just detest her as a person. She drives me nuts.

[CuckingFunt]

I fucking hate searching for plane tickets online, for the record.

[Melmart1]

She is dating one of the guys who helps run Apple. He is probably a gazillionaire or something. I wonder if having a rich sugar daddy will make her more likeable, or at least make her stop her D-List schtick.

[Melmart1]

I fucking hate searching for plane tickets online, for the record.
I love it. I used to work in a call center selling airlines tickets and I can tell you for a fact a lot of those people work on salary and could care less if you buy the ticket, so they rarely work hard to find you the best fare.

[CuckingFunt]

I prefer it to any other method, but I still think it's a pain in the ass.

I think maybe I'm just grumpy today.

[Melmart1]

I prefer it to any other method, but I still think it's a pain in the ass.

I think maybe I'm just grumpy today.
I think you are just being grumpy, too. Snap out of it!

[jman3000]

it's cold... i hate the cold.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I just pigged out on some chicago style pizza
i feel like this:

http://people.brynmawr.edu/twong/botaniblog/bart-tomacco.gif

[CuckingFunt]

I think you are just being grumpy, too. Snap out of it!
Wanna help cheer me up? :eyebrows

[jman3000]

socks dont help.

[Melmart1]

it's cold... i hate the cold.
Couldn't agree more.

[Melmart1]

In fact, my sister wants me to go downtown with her for the lighting of the tree but I can't imagine how cold and windy it will be there. Fuck that!

[jman3000]

i turned off the heater last night because im house sitting for a friend of mine and didnt want a big electricity bill.... and when i woke up i could see my breath. it sucked.

[jman3000]

funny thing is... it's not even all that cold ... it's just san antonians are the biggest pussies ever when it comes to cold weather.

[Melmart1]

I think E20 got the 2millionth post by posting a countdown like 30x/minute in the troll forum. For some reason, this seems beyond lame to me and makes me want to beat his dumb ass.

[Melmart1]

funny thing is... it's not even all that cold ... it's just san antonians are the biggest pussies ever when it comes to cold weather.
I have lived on both costs and in some blizzard-prone areas and I am no wimp. I just hate it, particularly driving in sleet, freezing rain or snow. It's ridiculously dangerous and people are stupid and don't slow down.

[CuckingFunt]

I think E20 got the 2millionth post by posting a countdown like 30x/minute in the troll forum. For some reason, this seems beyond lame to me and makes me want to beat his dumb ass.
I had a feeling something like that would happen since everyone was making such a big deal about it.

[samikeyp]

I think E20 got the 2millionth post by posting a countdown like 30x/minute in the troll forum. For some reason, this seems beyond lame to me and makes me want to beat his dumb ass.

I would agree. I guess his life is so worthless otherwise that he feels this is his claim to fame. Well, that and his whole "I can beat anyone in the world under 6'2 in basketball" thing.

[CuckingFunt]

I am a wimp in cold weather and will be the first to admit it.

[jman3000]

imo the worst things about winter are cold toilet seats, the rush of cold air you feel when you step out of a hot shower, and the drivers.

[Melmart1]

imo the worst things about winter are cold toilet seats, the rush of cold air you feel when you step out of a hot shower, and the drivers.
Showers are the worst. Its nice and toasty in the bathroom but as soon as you open that door, even if the heater is on in your house, you are instantly cold. It sucks.

[jman3000]

putting my clothes in the dryer for about 15 minutes before i head out was a great idea. im fucking toasty to the max.

[CuckingFunt]

My flight is booked.

I am now, officially, less grumpy.

[Melmart1]

Where you going?

[CuckingFunt]

Where you going?
Going to my mother's (in St. Louis) for Christmas. Was going to try to go to New York to visit my cousin as well, but I don't think that's going to happen until the spring.

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao, CF did you see that you had post #2,000,000 in the Quattro?

[samikeyp]

Well done Funt!! Your proposition of Mel got you the title. The irony is hilarious. :lol

[Melmart1]

Too fucking funny. :lmao I bet she doesn't even know yet.

[samikeyp]

Even funnier is that I bet E20 doesn't know yet. He is probably telling all his buds down at the playground of his accomplishment.

[Melmart1]

Even funnier is that I bet E20 doesn't know yet. He is probably telling all his buds down at the playground of his accomplishment.
Stop making remarks about it, or according to TSA you sound like a two-year old. :rolleyes

Seriously, I am happy it was anybody but him. Well, except for maybe ashbeeigh. :lol

[Melmart1]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 6 (3 members and 3 guests)
Melmart1, Silver21_Black20, robino2001

Whaddya say we ditch this robino person and get outta here?

[samikeyp]

Stop making remarks about it, or according to TSA you sound like a two-year old.

Do NOT!

:lol

[RashoFan]

I hope you feel very good about yourself. Happy Holidays.
Is it wrong to say that I do feel good about myself right now? If it is than I don't want to be right. Besides Karma will dish it right back to me.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

2,000,000 = lame

[RashoFan]

putting my clothes in the dryer for about 15 minutes before i head out was a great idea. im fucking toasty to the max.
Funny, the first thing I thought of after reading this was toasted nuts....hmmmm :dizzy

[Melmart1]

Is it wrong to say that I do feel good about myself right now? If it is than I don't want to be right. Besides Karma will dish it right back to me.
If you have any semblence of a conscience that feeling good stuff will wear off and you will realize that what you did was petty and vindictive and yes, karma will bring it back at you.

The REAL revenge would have been to mind your own fucking business, let him marry the cheating snatch and then realize what a mistake he made and have to go through an expensive, messy divorce.

[samikeyp]

Is it wrong for me to think its hot when Mel says snatch? :eyebrows

[Silver21_Black20]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 6 (3 members and 3 guests)
Melmart1, Silver21_Black20, robino2001

Whaddya say we ditch this robino person and get outta here?

How you doin'?

[RashoFan]

Is it wrong for me to think its hot when Mel says snatch? :eyebrows
nah...it is kinda hot.

[RashoFan]

If you have any semblence of a conscience that feeling good stuff will wear off and you will realize that what you did was petty and vindictive and yes, karma will bring it back at you.

The REAL revenge would have been to mind your own fucking business, let him marry the cheating snatch and then realize what a mistake he made and have to go through an expensive, messy divorce.
What is done can not be undone. I Know what I did was very bitchy. I am ready for the reprecussions of my actions.

[marini martini]

[QUOTE=RashoFan]What is done can not be undone. I Know what I did was very bitchy. I am ready for the reprecussions of my actions.[/QUOTE

I don't think it's grave enough to send you to hell. But if I'm wrong just think of all the fun we'll have :toast

[RashoFan]

:toast Party On! :drunk

[marini martini]

:toast Party On! :drunk

I loooove your new avatar :toast

[marini martini]

Oh yeah Rasho, if we meet in hell just think:

I will have your seat warm and ready for you :lol

I will have your steak cooked, well done, of course :hungry:

We will learn to drink hot beer :drunk

And the endless trays of deviled eggs :hungry:

There will be tons of hot guys :fro

And just think of all the hot poker games we'll be involved in :cooldevil

Don't sweat it hon, it's all cool :toast

[CuckingFunt]

Is it wrong for me to think its hot when Mel says snatch? :eyebrows
No.

[ashbeeigh]

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ashbeeigh, 1Billups1, RashoFan

How you doin'? :eyebrows

[ATRAIN]

I was scared to come in here seeing that ashwhore posted last, but now she is gone and I feel better.

[CuckingFunt]

I was scared to come in here seeing that ashwhore posted last, but now she is gone and I feel better.
I would agree with this if it weren't for the fact that that one post was an attempt at flirting.

[ATRAIN]

I would agree with this if it weren't for the fact that that one post was an attempt at flirting.


Well I looked if she was still in here before I posted and she wasnt so I decided to stay.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm bored. I'm officially tired of being at someone else's house.

[Melmart1]

Well I looked if she was still in here before I posted and she wasnt so I decided to stay.
And now you should stay because I am here. :)

[CuckingFunt]

And now you should stay because I am here. :)
Makes sense to me.

[ATRAIN]

I thought you were leaving, did you luck out ?

[ShoogarBear]

Whoa. Mel is hitting on ATRAIN.

[Melmart1]

I'm bored. I'm officially tired of being at someone else's house.
I bought some new bathroom furniture and set it all up and now I can't figure out where to put what. But, I have the Spurs game on so there is no boredom.

[Melmart1]

Whoa. Mel is hitting on ATRAIN.
I am not hitting on him :lol Don't go causing trouble.

[ATRAIN]

Whoa. Mel is hitting on ATRAIN.


LOL I could only wish, I am not a female so there is no way she would hit on me

[CuckingFunt]

I bought some new bathroom furniture and set it all up and now I can't figure out where to put what. But, I have the Spurs game on so there is no boredom.
There is a Kings game on shortly, but I probably won't be able to watch it until the replay. My aunt gets cranky when I try to watch basketball.

[CuckingFunt]

I am not hitting on him :lol Don't go causing trouble.
Indeed. We don't want Peewee to have a meltdown when he gets back.

[Melmart1]

There is a Kings game on shortly, but I probably won't be able to watch it until the replay. My aunt gets cranky when I try to watch basketball.
Like you get cranky at the mention of baseball?

[ATRAIN]

I bought some new bathroom furniture and set it all up and now I can't figure out where to put what. But, I have the Spurs game on so there is no boredom.


Im in Houston and they are showing the Rockets game on 2 channels, sucks!!! I dont know what im going to do if I ever move over here. Guess its the NBA ticket for me.

[ATRAIN]

Like you get cranky at the mention of baseball?


I already miss baseball :(.

[CuckingFunt]

Like you get cranky at the mention of baseball?
Much worse.

I only get cranky at the mention of baseball in here.

[Melmart1]

Indeed. We don't want Peewee to have a meltdown when he gets back.
You think he would actually go back and read like five days of posts (assuming he is in the Valley till Sunday)? That's a lot of dedication, and he is far too lazy. Unless there are breasts involved, of course.

[ShoogarBear]

Indeed. We don't want Peewee to have a meltdown when he gets back.What you mean "we", white girl?

[Melmart1]

I already miss baseball :(.
Me, too. It's tough waiting a week (NFL) or two or three, maybe even four days between games (NBA). Especially when I likely won't be able to watch Cowboys next week.

[CuckingFunt]

You think he would actually go back and read like five days of posts (assuming he is in the Valley till Sunday)? That's a lot of dedication, and he is far too lazy. Unless there are breasts involved, of course.
I think he would.

Someone may have finally admitted undying love for him in here and he wouldn't want to miss it.

[Melmart1]

I think he would.

Someone may have finally admitted undying love for him in here and he wouldn't want to miss it.
Well, ashbeeigh does seem to miss him a lot ...

[CuckingFunt]

Well, ashbeeigh does seem to miss him a lot ...
Clearly. That's why she was forced to try to hook up with 1Billups1.

[ShoogarBear]

Hey, I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger today.

[ATRAIN]

I think he would.

Someone may have finally admitted undying love for him in here and he wouldn't want to miss it.


LOL the funt has it, there is no way he would not catch up. We should make a vbookie on how many posts he will make when he comes back. Funt you should test your theory and say you love pee wee and see if he sees it.

[CuckingFunt]

Hey, I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger today.
Did you punch him?

[CuckingFunt]

LOL the funt has it, there is no way he would not catch up. We should make a vbookie on how many posts he will make when he comes back. Funt you should test your theory and say you love pee wee and see if he sees it.
It would mean more if Mel said it.

[ATRAIN]

It would mean more if Mel said it.


DO IT MEL!!!

[ShoogarBear]

Did you punch him?He was in an entourage that included two armed Marine MPs and two other armed cops.

I thought it rather funny that the Governator needs bodyguards.

The first time the group went past us, I didn't know what was going on. One of the guys went down to the room where they were and told us. I didn't go chase after him because I knew

(wait for it)



he'd be back.

[Melmart1]

DO IT MEL!!!
After you. :flipoff

[marini martini]

After you. :flipoff


Testes girl :toast

[ATRAIN]

After you. :flipoff



Come on take one for the team!!

[Melmart1]

He was in an entourage that included two armed Marine MPs and two other armed cops.

I thought it rather funny that the Governator needs bodyguards.

The first time the group went past us, I didn't know what was going on. One of the guys went down to the room where they were and told us. I didn't go chase after him because I knew

(wait for it)



he'd be back.
:shootme

[CuckingFunt]

Testes girl :toast
What?

[Melmart1]

What?
I think someone has been drinking again.

[CuckingFunt]

I think someone has been drinking again.
Can it be considered "again" if it never stopped the first time?

[Melmart1]

Damn, I am sleepy. I want to go to sleep so bad but its a little early.

[Melmart1]

Maybe I should though, seeing as how I have to cook thanksgiving tomorrow. Although, lots of stuff is finished like the cranberry sauce, stuffing and the taters are boiled, though not mashed.

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe I should though, seeing as how I have to cook thanksgiving tomorrow. Although, lots of stuff is finished like the cranberry sauce, stuffing and the taters are boiled, though not mashed.
How many people are you cooking for?

[samikeyp]

Maybe I should though, seeing as how I have to cook thanksgiving tomorrow. Although, lots of stuff is finished like the cranberry sauce, stuffing and the taters are boiled, though not mashed.

What else is on the menu? :hungry:

[Melmart1]

How many people are you cooking for?
12, unless my brother brings along some of his friends, which is very likely.

[marini martini]

What?

Testes=Testy! Please don't make me feel as if I'm too stupid to live :oops

I've got kristmas to worry about now :santahat

Let me stay in my happy place for the goddese's sake :toast

[jman3000]

:lol ... was i 2000001?

[marini martini]

Testes=Testy! Please don't make me feel as if I'm too stupid to live :oops

I've got kristmas to worry about now :santahat

Let me stay in my happy place for the goddese's sake :toast

Krista Kringle :santahat

[Melmart1]

Testes=Testy! Please don't make me feel as if I'm too stupid to live :oops

I've got kristmas to worry about now :santahat

Let me stay in my happy place for the goddese's sake :toast
Nobody can make you feel feel as if you are too stupid to live without your consent.

[jman3000]

i want to drink a beer and watch the game... but ive always been told that drinking beer alone is the first step towards being an alchy.

[CuckingFunt]

i want to drink a beer and watch the game... but ive always been told that drinking beer alone is the first step towards being an alchy.
I thought that was actually getting drunk alone, not necessarily having one beer alone.

[ShoogarBear]

:lol ... was i 2000001?If you're talking about your crack hoe, yes, you were.

[ATRAIN]

I thought that was actually getting drunk alone, not necessarily having one beer alone.


Shit whats the second step?

[marini martini]

Nobody can make you feel feel as if you are too stupid to live without your consent.

Well if I feel feel to stupid to live I have, someone rootin' for me, then :toast

[ATRAIN]

Well if I feel feel to stupid to live I have, someone rootin' for me, then :toast


feel feel?

[marini martini]

Nobody can make you feel feel as if you are too stupid to live without your consent.

:toast It ain't me :toast

[Silver21_Black20]

I like the Quattro so much better without peewee.

[Melmart1]

once again, marinimartini needs to go sleep it off

[ShoogarBear]

I like the Quattro so much better without peewee.That will start a nice rant when he finds it.

[Melmart1]

Yay, I successfully changed my lightbulb without falling and killing myself. Plus, they are new energy-efficient bulbs that are better for the environment. For eight bucks for four of them, they better last longer!

[Silver21_Black20]

He brings nothing but Happy HorseShit to this thread.

[jman3000]

but it's a big beer. it wont get me drunk... but it might get me buzzed.

it doesnt matter... i already started drinking it... but it was pretty yeasty and gave me a tummy ache.

so i stopped.

[Melmart1]

I like the Quattro so much better without peewee.
Awww, I thought peewee was your friend.

Hey, why doesn't SB profess her undying love? You would be doing me a favor, getting me off the hook and all.

[jman3000]

im starting to think if something was wrong with it... i feel like i have to spew.

[marini martini]

once again, marinimartini needs to go sleep it off

No you do Melly cookin' for 12 manana, you need to post in my other thread, my dear :lol Love ya, wish I could be there for ya :toast

[Melmart1]

but it's a big beer. it wont get me drunk... but it might get me buzzed.

it doesnt matter... i already started drinking it... but it was pretty yeasty and gave me a tummy ache.

so i stopped.
pussy.

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder how most people would post drunk. I wonder how marini posts sober.

[Silver21_Black20]

but it's a big beer. it wont get me drunk... but it might get me buzzed.

it doesnt matter... i already started drinking it... but it was pretty yeasty and gave me a tummy ache.

so i stopped.

Drinking by yourself?

Alchy!

[Melmart1]

I wonder how most people would post drunk. I wonder how marini posts sober.
We should all just get drunk one night, post drunk and then laugh at ourselves the next day. Just don't laugh too loud and stuff.

[Silver21_Black20]

Awww, I thought peewee was your friend.

Hey, why doesn't SB profess her undying love? You would be doing me a favor, getting me off the hook and all.

Nah . . . I'd rather punch him in his balls.