Free Quattro Razor (10)

[CuckingFunt]

It sounds boring, but I'm not sure its boooooooooooooooooooooooooooring.If anything, I under-exaggerated. I'm sure I could have thrown in a few more o's.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm horny.I am too, but this homework is doing a damn fine job of taking it all away.

[peewee's lovechild]

I am too, but this homework is doing a damn fine job of taking it all away.

horny > homework

If this isn't the case with you, there's something definitely wrong with you.

[peewee's lovechild]

***Bullshit Post***

[CuckingFunt]

horny > homework

If this isn't the case with you, there's something definitely wrong with you.I would agree with that assessment.

However, the homework is the only of those two problems that I can currently solve.

[CuckingFunt]

Funt,

Let's have cyber sex for all the world to see.

We will become legends.
People will tell their grandchildren about it.Okay.

You start.

[peewee's lovechild]

**bullshit post**

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Okay.

You start.

I'd rather go back to a baseball argument that will never ever die than read P-Dub's Cyber.

[CuckingFunt]

... nothing to see here ...

[Melmart1]

You people are sick, seriously. I stayed home from darts for this crap?

[CuckingFunt]

You people are sick, seriously. I stayed home from darts for this crap?You let your team down?

Why, Mel? Why???

[Melmart1]

You let your team down?

Why, Mel? Why???
I told them at 4 I wasn't going. That gave them four hours to find a replacement.

[CuckingFunt]

I told them at 4 I wasn't going. That gave them four hours to find a replacement.That was very courteous of you.

[peewee's lovechild]

***Bullshit Post***

[peewee's lovechild]

***Bullshit Post***

[CuckingFunt]

Back to the cyber sex . . .Yes. You were tending to your injuries, I was on the bed laughing hysterically.

Continue...

[CuckingFunt]

I kill your cat for it's impudence.

:nope

This joke isn't funny anymore.

[peewee's lovechild]

***Bullshit Post***

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Truthy's gonna regulate this bitch.

[CuckingFunt]

The cyber sex has been ruined by jealous onlookers and The Funt's apparent lack of humor.All forms of pussy residing in my house are to be treated with care and respect at all times.

[peewee's lovechild]

All forms of pussy residing in my house are to be treated with care and respect at all times.

Not if any of those fuckers is going to be scratching my ass.

Those fuckers get punted out of the house.
Where they land, I don't care.

[peewee's lovechild]

Truthy's gonna regulate this bitch.

This so-called regulation is slow in comming.

[Melmart1]

Someone needs to regulate this bullshit. You realize how disrespectful it is to even let this go as far as it did? There are boundaries that shouldn't be crossed in public. You two cyber-PM or call each other or something. But we don't need to see that bullshit, even if it wasn't serious.

[peewee's lovechild]

I need the rules to the Quattro.

[CuckingFunt]

Someone needs to regulate this bullshit. You realize how disrespectful it is to even let this go as far as it did? There are boundaries that shouldn't be crossed in public. You two cyber-PM or call each other or something. But we don't need to see that bullshit, even if it wasn't serious.I 'pologize.

:depressed

[Melmart1]

I need the rules to the Quattro.
It's not the rules of the quattro, its basic common sense. Flirting is one thing but blatant talk about what you would do to someone's clit is another. If this was my site, I would ban you for three days so you knew your place. Good thing Kori is much nicer than me.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's not the rules of the quattro, its basic common sense. Flirting is one thing but blatant talk about what you would do to someone's clit is another. If this was my site, I would ban you for three days so you knew your place. Good thing Kori is much nicer than me.

Sorry.

I thought people would understand it was all just fucking around.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I miss the old days when melmart would come over with a six pack and we'd watch baseball

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll erase all posts.

[peewee's lovechild]

Shit, how do you delete posts?

[CuckingFunt]

I'll erase all posts.I suppose, then, that I should get rid of the one where I quoted you.

[Melmart1]

I miss the old days when melmart would come over with a six pack and we'd watch baseball
you don't even like baseball :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Shit, how do you delete posts?You don't. You edit them.

[Melmart1]

Nobody has to erase shit. But to me, its just like how pics of a girl's ass are allowed, but no pubes. Flirting is a girl's ass, and fake cybering is the pubes. Subtle line? Yes. But it was still absolutely crossed.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

melmart is my homegirl
here and i are tight like vice grip


i love it when she layeth down the law

[peewee's lovechild]

Nobody has to erase shit. But to me, its just like how pics of a girl's ass are allowed, but no pubes. Flirting is a girl's ass, and fake cybering is the pubes. Subtle line? Yes. But it was still absolutely crossed.

I apologize.

I've edited the posts.

I hope all is well now.

[CuckingFunt]

melmart is my homegirl
here and i are tight like vice grip


i love it when she layeth down the lawI don't like being on the receiving end.




Well... not when it comes to anger, at least.

[peewee's lovechild]

melmart is my homegirl
here and i are tight like vice grip


i love it when she layeth down the law

She has kicked my ass, yet again.

I think I should stay away from the Quattro for a while.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://boobz.animatedboobs.com/animatedboobs.com-107.gif

[Melmart1]

She has kicked my ass, yet again.

I think I should stay away from the Quattro for a while.
Yes, Midge :rolleyes

[Melmart1]

And besides, I am not convinced that you don't like the ass-kicking.

[CuckingFunt]

http://boobz.animatedboobs.com/animatedboobs.com-107.gifThere's something about this that just ain't quite right.

[Melmart1]

There's something about this that just ain't quite right.
Where are her nipples? Too much titty is flapping out for there not to be nipples yet.

[CuckingFunt]

Where are her nipples? Too much titty is flapping out for there not to be nipples yet.Not to mention the fact that her breastular area extends all the way to her collar bone.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Damn you blaze now i have to whip out the kandy is dandy pics again

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Damn you blaze now i have to whip out the kandy is dandy pics again

No, you really don't.

[Melmart1]

Damn you blaze now i have to whip out the kandy is dandy pics again
:vomit:

[CuckingFunt]

Damn you blaze now i have to whip out the kandy is dandy pics againThat would most definitely be crossing a line.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

That chick is so ugly in the face and her orifice looks totally used up and flappity, im jk, i could never get off to those

and i'm a pretty sick individual myself

[CuckingFunt]

Heh... flappity...

[Melmart1]

That chick is so ugly in the face and her orifice looks totally used up and flappity, im jk, i could never get off to those

and i'm a pretty sick individual myself
But if she were preggers ...

[CuckingFunt]

Since we're allowed to throw out the lowest of our four essay grades in my English class (and my first three were graded 96, 98, and 97), I decided that my last essay would be a silly critical theory piece on the character of Maleficent -- just as a final "fuck you" to the class.

My plan has backfired, however, because the essay is actually really fucking good so far. Dammit.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

if she were preggers the baby would slip right out after the 2nd trimester

now
if she looked like obiwan and was a preggo i would use those pics non stop like i did when obiwon posted a preggo pic of herself
preggos are one of hte greatest things in the world

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Since we're allowed to throw out the lowest of our four essay grades in my English class (and my first three were graded 96, 98, and 97), I decided that my last essay would be a silly critical theory piece on the character of Maleficent -- just as a final "fuck you" to the class.

My plan has backfired, however, because the essay is actually really fucking good so far. Dammit.


is that the hot blue skinned witch chick in that disney movie
the one where you fucked her you get special evil powers?

[CuckingFunt]

is that the hot blue skinned witch chick in that disney movie
the one where you fucked her you get special evil powers?http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5905/250pxmaleficentgf0.jpg

She's the villain from Sleeping Beauty.

I don't know what happens when you fuck her, though. Perhaps I should research that for my essay.

[marini martini]

Hey, ya'll ready for pictionary?

[mrsmaalox]

Not yet.....my daughter made brownies and I'm eating them from the pan; thisis better than sex!

[marini martini]

Not yet.....my daughter made brownies and I'm eating them from the pan; thisis better than sex!

U R fuckin' funny as shit :toast

[LaMarcus Bryant]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5905/250pxmaleficentgf0.jpg

She's the villain from Sleeping Beauty.

I don't know what happens when you fuck her, though. Perhaps I should research that for my essay.


I love the way her face is drawn, especially the cheekbones and chin.

[CuckingFunt]

Insomnia is teh suxors.

[ORION]

I do not want to work today

[ORION]

Man I am feeling like a real dickhead today. I've been an asshole (squared)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You Daily Show people will love this, as well as those supporting the WGA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzRHlpEmr0w

[ashbeeigh]

6-4
without going online, and I asked jb, not you!!!!

[samikeyp]

without going online, and I asked jb, not you!!!!

Well fuck you then you piece of shit cuntbag. That is the last time I try and help you out. I guess a guy being polite is so foriegn of a concept to you that you didn't know the proper response was "thank you". I know its not the usual response from a male you are used to...things like "oh, what was your name again" "the money's on the table" or "Yeah, of course I will call you" No wonder no one here likes your dumb ass. Someone posts info you ask for (which is the purpose of a message board) and instead saying thanks you go all middle school and say "I didn't ask you!" I understand that you are not used to people being nice to you, maybe if you weren't such a fucking stupid bitch then maybe people would.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

For Jekka:

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/09/128340160283906250iiznotalcohol.jpg

[ATRAIN]

Well fuck you then you piece of shit cuntbag. That is the last time I try and help you out. I guess a guy being polite is so foriegn of a concept to you that you didn't know the proper response was "thank you". I know its not the usual response from a male you are used to...things like "oh, what was your name again" "the money's on the table" or "Yeah, of course I will call you" No wonder no one here likes your dumb ass. Someone posts info you ask for (which is the purpose of a message board) and instead saying thanks you go all middle school and say "I didn't ask you!" I understand that you are not used to people being nice to you, maybe if you weren't such a fucking stupid bitch then maybe people would.


LMAO DAAAAAMMMM. Hey you forgot "Hey you might want to go get checked now"

[CuckingFunt]

Well fuck you then you piece of shit cuntbag. That is the last time I try and help you out. I guess a guy being polite is so foriegn of a concept to you that you didn't know the proper response was "thank you". I know its not the usual response from a male you are used to...things like "oh, what was your name again" "the money's on the table" or "Yeah, of course I will call you" No wonder no one here likes your dumb ass. Someone posts info you ask for (which is the purpose of a message board) and instead saying thanks you go all middle school and say "I didn't ask you!" I understand that you are not used to people being nice to you, maybe if you weren't such a fucking stupid bitch then maybe people would.This is fantastic.

[Melmart1]

Well fuck you then you piece of shit cuntbag. That is the last time I try and help you out. I guess a guy being polite is so foriegn of a concept to you that you didn't know the proper response was "thank you". I know its not the usual response from a male you are used to...things like "oh, what was your name again" "the money's on the table" or "Yeah, of course I will call you" No wonder no one here likes your dumb ass. Someone posts info you ask for (which is the purpose of a message board) and instead saying thanks you go all middle school and say "I didn't ask you!" I understand that you are not used to people being nice to you, maybe if you weren't such a fucking stupid bitch then maybe people would.
:makeout

[batman2883]

a ha ha ha ha mikey regulated on ashbitch

[ORION]

Anselmo has the Metalist voice

[batman2883]

shots on me next friday!!!

[ORION]

shots on me next friday!!!
:lol :lol :lol
classic

[Silver21_Black20]

Hi Mark!

[batman2883]

Hi Mark!
hey sandra :)

[to21]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m57/ickyrico/caturday-1d9.png

[ORION]

HAHA Funny Cats !

[batman2883]

seriously anyone that comes next friday and says whats up to me gets a drink!!!

[TheTruth]

say whats up?

[CuckingFunt]

There is very little on this earth that is quite as nice as the feeling after a long, hot shower.

[ORION]

seriously anyone that comes next friday and says whats up to me gets a drink!!!
I thought shots were on you

[ATRAIN]

seriously anyone that comes next friday and says whats up to me gets a drink!!!


where will you be next friday?

[batman2883]

where will you be next friday?
downtown at medusa's

[ATRAIN]

downtown at medusa's


Ashbeeigh owns a bar?

[batman2883]

ha ha ha no but its right next to zinc

[samikeyp]

Ashbeeigh owns a bar?

No that would be called "the rancid twat"

[TheTruth]

Wow, this is a long ass thread. What could you guys possibly be talking about?

[ATRAIN]

No that would be called "the rancid twat"


lol

[CuckingFunt]

Twat is a good word.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Twat is a good word.

Twat did you just say?
I cunt hear you!
:spin

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Well fuck you then you piece of shit cuntbag. That is the last time I try and help you out. I guess a guy being polite is so foriegn of a concept to you that you didn't know the proper response was "thank you". I know its not the usual response from a male you are used to...things like "oh, what was your name again" "the money's on the table" or "Yeah, of course I will call you" No wonder no one here likes your dumb ass. Someone posts info you ask for (which is the purpose of a message board) and instead saying thanks you go all middle school and say "I didn't ask you!" I understand that you are not used to people being nice to you, maybe if you weren't such a fucking stupid bitch then maybe people would.

:lmao
:owned

[Mixability]

shots on me next friday!!!

:lmao

[ORION]

we had a hugh F'ing potluck today at work. DAMN !

[CuckingFunt]

I've always thought potlucks were kinda lame.

[samikeyp]

I am a fan of the potluck. :hungry:

[ORION]

I've always thought potlucks were kinda lame.
you must not be a fan of food. all you have to do is bring maybe a pack of plates and you get to eat all day. Its like a broken drum .....you can't beat it

[Melmart1]

potlucks are lame if everyone brings crap like vienna sausages or that nasty yellow potato salad from those tubs at HEB that cost .05/metric ton.

[samikeyp]

you must not be a fan of food. all you have to do is bring maybe a pack of plates and you get to eat all day. Its like a broken drum .....you can't beat it

Ahh...so your that guy in your office! :lol

[ORION]

I am a fan of the potluck. :hungry:
I just gave you an "e-high five"

[Melmart1]

However, potlucks rock if people bring good stuff. I usually bring homemade meatballs and a dessert.

[Melmart1]

Mmmm. homemade meatballs. I want some now. But I don't have any ground veal.

[samikeyp]

However, potlucks rock if people bring good stuff. I usually bring homemade meatballs and a dessert.

homemade?

:makeout

[Melmart1]

homemade?

:makeout
Yeah, I use ground beef, ground pork and ground veal and mix it together with breadcrumbs, sage, salt, pepper and egg. Sometimes I add other spices, depending on what sauce I am making to go with it. Either red or white sauce.

[samikeyp]

Yeah, I use ground beef, ground pork and ground veal and mix it together with breadcrumbs, sage, salt, pepper and egg. Sometimes I add other spices, depending on what sauce I am making to go with it. Either red or white sauce.

Damn. :makeout X20

[mrsmaalox]

potlucks are lame if everyone brings crap like vienna sausages or that nasty yellow potato salad from those tubs at HEB that cost .05/metric ton. :lol at bringing vienna sauages to a potluck. We once had a guy bring Top Ramen!

[batman2883]

had rudys for lunch today!!

[samikeyp]

potlucks are lame if everyone brings crap like vienna sausages or that nasty yellow potato salad from those tubs at HEB that cost .05/metric ton.

Those are the people who need their asses kicked.

[Melmart1]

had rudys for lunch today!!
Who is this rudy, and are you the top or the bottom?

[ORION]

:lol at bringing vienna sauages to a potluck. We once had a guy bring Top Ramen!
I probably know that guy

[ORION]

had rudys for lunch today!!
My BBQ chicken owns Rudy's

[ATRAIN]

Who is this rudy, and are you the top or the bottom?


Batman is a power bottom

[Melmart1]

My BBQ chicken owns Rudy's
Do you at least choke that chicken before you bbq it?

[ORION]

Do you at least choke that chicken before you bbq it?
you would want to know that you pervert .........yes

[batman2883]

My BBQ chicken owns Rudy's
BS!!!

[ORION]

BS!!!
You doubt me !
Well lets compute it and I'll solve the answer ...To Your FACE !

[Melmart1]

you would want to know that you pervert .........yes
You are the one fondling fowl, and you call ME a pervert? :nope

[batman2883]

Melly!!

[ORION]

You are the one fondling fowl, and you call ME a pervert? :nope
well you did ask

[ORION]

http://mcpeepants.com/frames/067ezekiel/frame30.jpg

[ORION]

1Billups1 you are a tree hugging hippie

[ORION]

1Billups1 , did you get that thing I sent you in the mail ?

[mrsmaalox]

I probably know that guy
You aren't him are you? Oh that's right, you're the paper plate guy!! :lol Just think, without you everyone would be eating off of bathroom paper towels.

[CuckingFunt]

you must not be a fan of food. all you have to do is bring maybe a pack of plates and you get to eat all day. Its like a broken drum .....you can't beat itI'm Sicilian, of course I love food.

And I could never be the bag of plates girl. I usually bring something that I slaved over and that gets devoured in .5 seconds, but my only reward is store bought cookies and a sea of sporks as far as the eye can see.

[ORION]

You aren't him are you? Oh that's right, you're the paper plate guy!! :lol Just think, without you everyone would be eating off of bathroom paper towels.
Here's to you Mr.Paper plate bringer to potlucks. Without you we would have to eat off our desks. Here is a Bud for you

[ORION]

1Billups1 we have some food left over. Come over here and get some .............if you dare!

[samikeyp]

Im a little shocked I haven't seen p-dub run to the defense of his girl ashwhore yet.

[samikeyp]

Here's to you Mr.Paper plate bringer to potlucks. Without you we would have to eat off our desks. Here is a Bud for you

actually...its Bud Light. :)

[CuckingFunt]

http://mcpeepants.com/frames/067ezekiel/frame30.jpgGet in the net, you crazy whore!!

[ORION]

Get in the net, you crazy whore!!
:lol :lol
that was the funniest line in that episode. Shake kept saying he looks nothing like me

[CuckingFunt]

:lol :lol
that was the funniest line in that episode.

Incorrect.

I wrap my rascal two times.

[ORION]

Incorrect.

I wrap my rascal two times.
that was funny too but when the shot went up in slow motion and out of no where you hear " get in the net you crazy whore"
but this one was pretty funny too ....

Master Shake: Why do you disappoint me? Second by second, you waste my time.
Frylock: Shake Shake Shake, lets just have some fun out here, okay?
Master Shake: Why? He sucks. C'mon Suck-y, before you ruin the entirety of my future.
Frylock: Shake--
Master Shake: The only reason God doesn't erase you from the face of the Earth is because you amuse him somehow.
Frylock: Shake, you're outta line now!
Master Shake: Don't you tell me who's out of line! I'm his father! I know what's right for him!

[ORION]

1Billups1, you remind me of Meatwad

[Melmart1]

Im a little shocked I haven't seen p-dub run to the defense of his girl ashwhore yet.
pdub hasn't been in the quattro at all today. i think he quit like midge.

[ashbeeigh]

**bullshit post**


anyway.

[samikeyp]

anyway.


Clever. Its amazing the vocabulary you learned with all the cocks you have had in your mouth, you stupid cunt hair

[CuckingFunt]

Cunt hair.

:lmao

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I think CuckingFunt gained about 2 points on the faith scale for her signature

[Melmart1]

Isn't that the same sig he asked someone to take out because they might get the wrong impression?

[CuckingFunt]

Isn't that the same sig he asked someone to take out because they might get the wrong impression?Yeah.

He asked me to get rid of it because he was worried it made him look like an asshole.

[CuckingFunt]

Why was Knocked Up such a popular movie? I'm 45 minutes into it and I've yet to even chuckle.

[Melmart1]

I have yet to see the whole thing. So I don't know. I am having a few beers right now, maybe it would be funny. But alas, I have no copy of it to watch.

[CuckingFunt]

I have yet to see the whole thing. So I don't know. I am having a few beers right now, maybe it would be funny. But alas, I have no copy of it to watch.No es bueno.

[to21]

^The part that made me laugh was when they show that girl's vag and the birth scene. The couples we watched it with, that don't have kids, went "ewwwwww!"

I was not ready for that.

[peewee's lovechild]

No es bueno.

Si es.

Pero, el problema es que tu no sabes que es el humor, en realidad.

Tienes que dejar ir tu "madurez" adulta y ver la pelicula sin limite alguna.

[peewee's lovechild]

"Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever."

[peewee's lovechild]

Ben's Dad: I love you. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.
Ben Stone: I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Ben's Dad: Yes.
Ben Stone: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for YOU...

[peewee's lovechild]

- "Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!"

- "What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!"

[peewee's lovechild]

"Hey, don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out!"

[peewee's lovechild]

Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style?
Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog.
Ben Stone: It's doggie style. It's just the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sadie: Where do babies come from?

Debbie: Where do you think they come from?

Sadie: Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby.

Debbie: That's exactly right.

[jman3000]

knocked up was all hype. id give it a 6.

nothing in those quotes i wouldnt hear in everyday humor just talking with some friends.

[peewee's lovechild]

nothing in those quotes i wouldnt hear in everyday humor just talking with some friends.

You're right about that.

Which is why I connected with most of the characters.

[CuckingFunt]

Si es.

Pero, el problema es que tu no sabes que es el humor, en realidad.

Tienes que dejar ir tu "madurez" adulta y ver la pelicula sin limite alguna.
Don't patronize me.

In any language.

:ihit

[CuckingFunt]

"Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever."
This exchange illustrates part of the problem.

An unfunny version of "Everybody Loves Raymond"? This suggests that "Everybody Loves Raymond" was funny, which shows a fundamental flaw in the logic of all that follows.

[peewee's lovechild]

This exchange illustrates part of the problem.

An unfunny version of "Everybody Loves Raymond"? This suggests that "Everybody Loves Raymond" was funny, which shows a fundamental flaw in the logic of all that follows.

ELR was funny, in a PG suburban, upper middle class, white society kind of way.

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't patronize me.

In any language.

:ihit

Pero, es que todavia no entiendes??

No tienes ni la menor idea de lo que estas diciendo.

[peewee's lovechild]

ATRAIN sucks Yak balls.

[peewee's lovechild]

Melmart and I have to get busy if Martinez is going to break into the Top Ten Surnames of America.

[Melmart1]

ATRAIN sucks Yak balls.
But you have probably shoved them up your ass. Which is worse?

[peewee's lovechild]

But you have probably shoved them up your ass. Which is worse?

I have never shoved anything up my ass.

I simply point out what others have shoved up their ass, or suggest what others can shove up their asses.

[Melmart1]

I have never shoved anything up my ass.

I simply point out what others have shoved up their ass, or suggest what others can shove up their asses.
You are obsessed with shoving things up asses. I think you just need to take the plunge.

[samikeyp]

You are obsessed with shoving things up asses. I think you just need to take the plunge.

or the plunger.

[Melmart1]

or the plunger.
:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

You are obsessed with shoving things up asses. I think you just need to take the plunge.

I'm also obsessed with lesbianism, but it's impossible for me to actually take part in it. You know, having a penis and all that.

[peewee's lovechild]

or the plunger.

Go shove a plunger up your ass.

[Melmart1]

I'm also obsessed with lesbianism, but it's impossible for me to actually take part in it. You know, having a penis and all that.
Sucks to be you.

[samikeyp]

Go shove a plunger up your ass.

Hey now...keep the ass obsessions to yourself!

:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Katie Morgan on Sex Toys is on right now on HBO.

It is fucking awesome.

[CuckingFunt]

My aunt doesn't have HBO, otherwise I'd check it out.

[peewee's lovechild]

Katie Morgan is extremely fuckable.

But, she talks like a fucking moron.

[ShoogarBear]

Whoo-hooo! Drunk post!

[ShoogarBear]

Hey, Mel, where do you live? I got something I need to straighten out between us . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

Whoo-hooo! Drunk post!

It's only good if you talk about killing or fucking someone.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey, Mel, where do you live? I got something I need to straighten out between us . . .

You want to show her your vagina?

[ShoogarBear]

It's only good if you talk about killing or fucking someone.
Hey, Mel, where do you live? I got something I need to straighten out between us . . .

[ShoogarBear]

You want to show her your vagina?Weak. Sauce.

We got to get midget posting back in here again. Without him you are nothing. You got NUD-DENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Weak. Sauce.

We got to get midget posting back in here again. Without him you are nothing. You got NUD-DENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

Sauce?

Okay.

[peewee's lovechild]

Somewhere in San Antonio, TX . . . ShoogarBear is in a room somwhere with a bottle of Maker's Mark up his ass.

[CuckingFunt]

Katie Morgan is extremely fuckable.

But, she talks like a fucking moron.
I know not who Katie Morgan is.

[peewee's lovechild]

I quit drinking, so I think the entire world should do the same.

[peewee's lovechild]

Everyone should quit smoking too.

[peewee's lovechild]

I know not who Katie Morgan is.

A very fuckable porn star . . . as long as she doesn't talk.

[ShoogarBear]

Somewhere in San Antonio, TX . . . ShoogarBear is in a room somwhere with a bottle of Maker's Mark up his ass.An EMPTY bottle. :drunk

[ShoogarBear]

A very fuckable porn star . . . as long as she doesn't talk.There are ways to ensure that.

[peewee's lovechild]

An EMPTY bottle. :drunk

Is that why you're drunk?

You get drunk faster by consuming alcohol up the ass?

This is all very interesting and requires more research. Maybe you can get a group of gay men and do the research for us.

[peewee's lovechild]

There are ways to ensure that.

That's either duct tape or a donkey punch.

I don't know what I'd go with.

[CuckingFunt]

It just occurred to me that I'm alone in a house with no shared walls for the first time in months. I feel like screaming for no reason.

[ShoogarBear]

That's either duct tape or a donkey punch.

I don't know what I'd go with.Come to think of it, you wouldn't be able to keep her quiet in the way I was thinking.

[peewee's lovechild]

It just occurred to me that I'm alone in a house with no shared walls for the first time in months. I feel like screaming for no reason.

Or, masturbating and screaming your lover's name real loud.

[ShoogarBear]

It just occurred to me that I'm alone in a house with no shared walls for the first time in months. I feel like screaming for no reason.Even better if you had a reason.

[CuckingFunt]

That's either duct tape or a donkey punch.

I don't know what I'd go with.
Neither.

I'm guessing blowjob.

[peewee's lovechild]

Come to think of it, you wouldn't be able to keep her quiet in the way I was thinking.

You were probably thinking about putting your dick in her mouth.

And, you are right.
You couldn't gag a mouse with that shit.

[CuckingFunt]

Or, masturbating and screaming your lover's name real loud.
In that situation, I'd technically have to scream my own name real loud, which is just kind of sad.

[ShoogarBear]

Neither.

I'm guessing blowjob.That would have been the heterosexual answer.

[ShoogarBear]

In that situation, I'd technically have to scream my own name real loud, which is just kind of sad.Sounds like you need to hold some auditions

[CuckingFunt]

That would have been the heterosexual answer.
I've heard gay men like blowjobs just as much as straight men do.

[peewee's lovechild]

Shit, I hit 8,000 without even knowing it.

There were no balloons.

There was no roaring of a crowd.

There was no 5 minute applause.

So much for all that shit.

[Melmart1]

Hey, Mel, where do you live? I got something I need to straighten out between us . . .
Nowhere near the DC area ...

[ShoogarBear]

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I seeeee you . . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

In that situation, I'd technically have to scream my own name real loud, which is just kind of sad.

Come on, you have them taking numbers.

I call bullshit.

[ShoogarBear]

I've heard gay men like blowjobs just as much as straight men do.Not from Katie Morgan.

[CuckingFunt]

Shit, I hit 8,000 without even knowing it.

There were no balloons.

There was no roaring of a crowd.

There was no 5 minute applause.

So much for all that shit.
You hit 8,000 before I did.

[ShoogarBear]

Nowhere near the DC area ...Bitch, I am in an executive King bed suite at the Wyndham St. Anthony's . . .

Southwest side, right? :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

Come on, you have them taking numbers.

I call bullshit.
Firstly, I don't.

Secondly, you said I should scream out my lover's name while masturbating. And, while mastubating, I'm my own lover.

[peewee's lovechild]

You hit 8,000 before I did.

It takes hard work and dedication.

[Melmart1]

Bitch, I am in an executive King bed suite at the Wyndham St. Anthony's . . .

Southwest side, right? :eyebrows
Damn, the Shoog is in town! I had no idea. And no, I am NOT a soufsider, damnit!

[peewee's lovechild]

Bitch, I am in an executive King bed suite at the Wyndham St. Anthony's . . .

Southwest side, right? :eyebrows

Now I know where to send you some tranny hookers.

You'll have fun, I'm sure.

[ShoogarBear]

Firstly, I don't.

Secondly, you said I should scream out my lover's name while masturbating. And, while mastubating, I'm my own lover.Ah, so you are not monagamous . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

Firstly, I don't.

Secondly, you said I should scream out my lover's name while masturbating. And, while mastubating, I'm my own lover.

I see what you did here.

You're brilliant.

I bow to your greatness.

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, the Shoog is in town! I had no idea. And no, I am NOT a soufsider, damnit!So, how long will it take you to get here? I can put the shampagnya on chill.

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn, the Shoog is in town! I had no idea. And no, I am NOT a soufsider, damnit!

The PeeWee would be sad indeed if ShoogarBitch got some lovin' before he did.

[CuckingFunt]

You're brilliant.
Pretty much.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, how long will it take you to get here? I can put the shampagnya on chill.

MD 20/20 does not = Champaign.

[Melmart1]

So, how long will it take you to get here? I can put the shampagnya on chill.
:lol I was drunk last night, where were you? If you had asked last night I might have actually met you there.

[ShoogarBear]

The PeeWee would be sad indeed if ShoogarBitch got some lovin' before he did.The PeeWee has a miserable life ahead of him.

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol I was drunk last night, where were you? If you had asked last night I might have actually met you there.

You break my heart.

You've destroyed me.

[CuckingFunt]

One of my friends just called to find out if I was in town yet. She was drunk as hell.

Would have been nice if that damned whore had called me before she went out.

[peewee's lovechild]

The PeeWee has a miserable life ahead of him.

It appears so.

Then again, you have an advantage over me . . . you have a vagina.

[peewee's lovechild]

One of my friends just called to find out if I was in town yet. She was drunk as hell.

Would have been nice if that damned whore had called me before she went out.

Well, at least you can have your way with her now that she's drunk.

[ShoogarBear]

:lol I was drunk last night, where were you? If you had asked last night I might have actually met you there.Oh, bullshit! :rollin Now I have internet blue balls.

Last night we got wasted at Polly Annas. Which is a place I don't particularly like, but it was okay.

[ShoogarBear]

Well, at least you can have your way with her now that she's drunk.If only I had posted last night, you could have said that then, too.

[Melmart1]

Oh, bullshit! :rollin Now I have internet blue balls.

Last night we got wasted at Polly Annas. Which is a place I don't particularly like, but it was okay.
I have no idea what Polly Anna's is. Does it have a rosy outlook on things? I go to bars for dart league but they are mostly crappy, seedy-looking places with some damn rough-looking wimmens.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, at least you can have your way with her now that she's drunk.
Been there, done that. She's content to stay straight.

[ShoogarBear]

Now Mel's going to tell me she was at Polly Anna's last night . . .

:bang:bang:bang

[Melmart1]

You break my heart.

You've destroyed me.
Stop being so gotdamned dramatic.

[ShoogarBear]

I have no idea what Polly Anna's is. Does it have a rosy outlook on things? I go to bars for dart league but they are mostly crappy, seedy-looking places with some damn rough-looking wimmens.It's a cheesy club on the Riverwalk, not far from Dick's Last Resort.

Three levels: first floor is hip-hop, second is 90s "retro" and third is 80s.

[ShoogarBear]

Stop being so gotdamned dramatic.He can't help it. He has a vagina.

/weak ass retort

[peewee's lovechild]

Stop being so gotdamned dramatic.

Now you mock me??

Shit, why don't you just kick me in the nuts?

[CuckingFunt]

He can't help it. He has a vagina.

/weak ass retort
On behalf of the women here: you got some 'splaining to do.

[Melmart1]

It's a cheesy club on the Riverwalk, not far from Dick's Last Resort.

Three levels: first floor is hip-hop, second is 90s "retro" and third is 80s.
I don't remember the last time I was at the RiverWalk. I think it was sometime when I came home for a visit when I lived in VA. Funny how when you live out of state, when you come home you seem to be a tourist.

[peewee's lovechild]

/weak ass retort

Agreed.

[ShoogarBear]

Now you mock me??

Shit, why don't you just kick me in the nuts?She'd need a laser sight.

[peewee's lovechild]

On behalf of the women here: you got some 'splaining to do.

He means to say that people with vaginas tend to be dramatic.

I can see how this will go well with the womens here.

[ShoogarBear]

On behalf of the women here: you got some 'splaining to do.:dramaquee

[peewee's lovechild]

She'd need a laser sight.

Will she be using a high powered rifle from a couple of miles away?

[CuckingFunt]

:dramaquee
It must be the alcohol. You're usually too rico suave to make such an error.

[peewee's lovechild]

It must be the alcohol. You're usually too rico suave to make such an error.

Alcohol doesn't do this to you.

[Melmart1]

Now you mock me??

Shit, why don't you just kick me in the nuts?
I wasn't mocking you. I was making a request. Shoogs is drunk and I am messing with him and you take it as some kind of insult to you, which is not what it was.

[ShoogarBear]

Mel hasn't answered in a while. She must be on her way. :hungry:

[ShoogarBear]

I wasn't mocking you. I was making a request. Shoogs is drunk and I am messing with him and you take it as some kind of insult to you, which is not what it was.Shit.

[CuckingFunt]

So, I opted to let out a loud yelp rather than screaming.

It just got my aunt's dogs all riled up, so I guess it wasn't a very good idea.

[Melmart1]

I call bullshit. Shoogs is typing way too well to be drunk.

[ShoogarBear]

MD 20/20 does not = Champaign.Have you ever actually had Mad Dog? It's really not that bad.

[ShoogarBear]

I call bullshit. Shoogs is typing way too well to be drunk.When I'm drunk my manual dexterity improves, like Dr. Johnny Fever.

[Melmart1]

Have you ever actually had Mad Dog? It's really not that bad.
Some of them are OK, some of them are nasty. Like the grape one. Total vomit fuel.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wasn't mocking you. I was making a request. Shoogs is drunk and I am messing with him and you take it as some kind of insult to you, which is not what it was.

It's like you've ripped my hear out Mortal Combat style and stomped on it with stilletto heels.

[ShoogarBear]

Also my wit and circumference . . .

[CuckingFunt]

I've never tried Mad Dog.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, I opted to let out a loud yelp rather than screaming.

Walt Whitman would be proud.

That fucking racist fuck.

[peewee's lovechild]

Have you ever actually had Mad Dog? It's really not that bad.

Mad Dog??

Never heard of it.
But, MD 20/20 was my lunch and dinner for 5 years.