Free Quattro Razor (10)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hey...big girls need lovin too

And as long as they have the Spurs game on, Jman will be happy to oblige.

[Mister Sinister]

http://a375.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/57/l_465728e19c7779c7ab121a8ee675ebce.jpg
:lmao Fuck yeah, Marty Feldman!

[jman3000]

"abby normal"

[Mister Sinister]

My name's Eye-gor.

[RashoFan]

There's a difference between "big" and "sloppy".
ahhhh....would you say more sloppy or slappy?

[RashoFan]

It could just be me, but I think that's her cat.
I changed my avatar after Mel's post....I am sensitive to criticism these days.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

ahhhh....would you say more sloppy or slappy?

A disturbing mesh of the two, actually.

[samikeyp]

Hey...big girls need lovin too

:tu

[RashoFan]

ewww.
now that makes me glad that I lost 20 lbs...less sloppy/slappy...

[jman3000]

rashofan's cat looks like mr. poppy... the most wonderous and magical cat in all the land.

[samikeyp]

ewww.
now that makes me glad that I lost 20 lbs...less sloppy/slappy...


Darlin...you were never sloppy or slappy. :)

[RashoFan]

rashofan's cat looks like mr. poppy... the most wonderous and magical cat in all the land.
His name is Midnight and he is wonderfully lovable, especially when my hair is wet. I haven't figured out why yet....

[RashoFan]

Darlin...you were never sloppy or slappy. :)
Thanks Mikey! wish you were here back in SA!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

His name is Midnight and he is wonderfully lovable, especially when my hair is wet. I haven't figured out why yet....

Strawberry shampoo is his crack?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

His name is Midnight and he is wonderfully lovable, especially when my hair is wet. I haven't figured out why yet....

There is a way to spin this in a perverted manner, though I haven't figured it out yet.
You want to take this one, Johnny?

[RashoFan]

Strawberry shampoo is his crack?
I don't use Strawberry shampoo..."Herbal" Essence is the brand I use though.... :smokin

[Mister Sinister]

I don't use Strawberry shampoo..."Herbal" Essence is the brand I use though.... :smokin
That reminds me. I need to buy some more hair ties.

[samikeyp]

Thanks Mikey! wish you were here back in SA!

:toast

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

WTF?!?!?!
That was the last new "Metalocalypse" until '08?!?
What kind of fucking bullshit is that!!?!
Bastards!!!!
Oh well. At least Dr. Rockso did make an apperance in this ep, as did Dr. John Twinkletits.

[Melmart1]

Cats blow.

[Mister Sinister]

Not on Caturday, they don't.

[RashoFan]

Mel sucks.

[Mister Sinister]

I'm allergic to cats, but I like them. Weird?

[Mister Sinister]

Also, my "sister"'s cat likes to use my ass as a pillow. It's pretty funny.

[RashoFan]

I'm allergic to cats, but I like them. Weird?
Nah...lots of people are allergic to cats but like them and even have them.

[Mister Sinister]

Nah...lots of people are allergic to cats but like them and even have them.
I don't have one, just because I'm more of a dog person. I mean, I love cats, and they're absolutely adorable, but I'd rather have a dog as a pet than a cat. I'm content to let other people's cats use my ass as a pillow.

[Melmart1]

Mel sucks.
Yes she does, but that's not a bad thing.

[RashoFan]

I don't have one, just because I'm more of a dog person. I mean, I love cats, and they're absolutely adorable, but I'd rather have a dog as a pet than a cat. I'm content to let other people's cats use my ass as a pillow.
Waiting for a comment from PeeWee any minute now....

[CuckingFunt]

What did you think of the season finale of "Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil"?
I thought it was hilarious. You?

[Mister Sinister]

Waiting for a comment from PeeWee any minute now....
To quote the Talking Heads, I'm still waiting.

But screw the noise that is me still being awake. I have slipped into a state of epic sleepypasta.

[samikeyp]

Yes she does, but that's not a bad thing.

:tu

[peewee's lovechild]

Also, my "sister"'s cat likes to use my ass as a pillow. It's pretty funny.

Oh, Jesus . . . . I could have so much fun with this statement.

But, it's early in the morning and I'm fucking lazy as shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

I can't stop imagining Shagia's sister rubbing her "cat" on his ass.

This is making me laugh so much.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm content to let other people's cats use my ass as a pillow.

:lol :lol

[Melmart1]

The images of Shagia and anything to do with his ass is very disturbing.

[peewee's lovechild]

The images of Shagia and anything to do with his ass is very disturbing.

But it's fucking funny when you picture his sister rubbing her kitty on his ass.

I can't stop laughing at that.

[peewee's lovechild]

It reminds me of The Family Guy episode when Donnie & Marie Osmond are in bed after having sexed each other up.

Fucking priceless.

[Melmart1]

I have never really watched The Family Guy. I can never remember when it is on.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have never really watched The Family Guy. I can never remember when it is on.

DVR.

It's worth whatever you have to pay for it.

Trust me.

[samikeyp]

But it's fucking funny when you picture his sister rubbing her kitty on his ass.

Probably the closest he gets to getting pussy. :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Probably the closest he gets to getting pussy. :lol

:lol :lol

[Melmart1]

DVR.

It's worth whatever you have to pay for it.

Trust me.
I don't have a DVR. I have always wanted one, I wonder how much it would cost to upgrade. I pay $10/month for the HD box. Can't be that much more for an HD-DVR, right?

[peewee's lovechild]

"Uh, . . . Marie?"

"Yeah, Donny?"

"We can NOT tell mom."

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't have a DVR. I have always wanted one, I wonder how much it would cost to upgrade. I pay $10/month for the HD box. Can't be that much more for an HD-DVR, right?

No, I don't think it's that much more.
Maybe 5 bucks.

[samikeyp]

I have never really watched The Family Guy. I can never remember when it is on.

TBS runs it pretty frequently around 9 or 10 and Cartoon Network runs it like at 10 or 11p


Yeah, I am considering the DVR upgrade.

[peewee's lovechild]

TBS runs it pretty frequently around 9 or 10 and Cartoon Network runs it like at 10 or 11p


Yeah, I am considering the DVR upgrade.

That thing has made my life easier.

I can't imagine life without it.

[Melmart1]

It would be nice to have the DVR for dart nights. I miss out on some good shows and have to watch them online on my computer the next day. Would be nice if I got home at say 11pm to watch them before bed.

Problem is, the account is in my roommate's name, so I would have to ask him to go exchange the box, etc. He is one of the laziest bastards ever, so not sure how keen he wuld be to that.

[peewee's lovechild]

It would be nice to have the DVR for dart nights. I miss out on some good shows and have to watch them online on my computer the next day. Would be nice if I got home at say 11pm to watch them before bed.

Problem is, the account is in my roommate's name, so I would have to ask him to go exchange the box, etc. He is one of the laziest bastards ever, so not sure how keen he wuld be to that.

Just threaten to kick his ass.

It's worked with me.

[Melmart1]

Just threaten to kick his ass.

It's worked with me.
I've lived here over a year now. I don't think he will take me seriously if I said that.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've lived here over a year now. I don't think he will take me seriously if I said that.

I think it's time for you to unleash Evil Mel.

Fuck, that sounds like an interesting character.

[samikeyp]

Problem is, the account is in my roommate's name, so I would have to ask him to go exchange the box, etc. He is one of the laziest bastards ever, so not sure how keen he wuld be to that.

Practice your dart throwing...with him as the target. :)

[Melmart1]

I think it's time for you to unleash Evil Mel.

Fuck, that sounds like an interesting character.
That character is occasionally unleashed and not something I want to revisit.

[peewee's lovechild]

Practice your dart throwing...with him as the target. :)

Right on the crotchular area.

[peewee's lovechild]

That character is occasionally unleashed and not something I want to revisit.

I've felt the wrath of that character.

I fear it.

[samikeyp]

I've felt the wrath of that character.

I fear it.

Something tells me you haven't. I think you may have felt the wrath of "say stupid shit and piss off" Mel.

I imagine very few of us have actually seen Evil Mel and I bet we should be grateful.

[peewee's lovechild]

Something tells me you haven't. I think you may have felt the wrath of "say stupid shit and piss off" Mel.

I imagine very few of us have actually seen Evil Mel and I bet we should be grateful.

Dude, it felt like Evil Mel.

If that wasn't Evil Mel, I don't ever want to see that.

I don't like this topic anymore.

[CuckingFunt]

I've felt the wrath of that character.

I fear it.
I sincerely doubt that you have.

[peewee's lovechild]

The Funt is in!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Happy Day!!

[CuckingFunt]

The Funt is sleepy.

[peewee's lovechild]

The Funt pulled an all nighter??

[Melmart1]

Something tells me you haven't. I think you may have felt the wrath of "say stupid shit and piss off" Mel.

I imagine very few of us have actually seen Evil Mel and I bet we should be grateful.
Mikey is correct, as usual.

You have no idea about Evil Mel, nor do you want to.

[CuckingFunt]

The Funt pulled an all nighter??
Not quite. I got back from my dad's at about 11:20 and was asleep pretty soon after that.

But I'm at my aunt's house taking care of her animals and her fucking dogs kept waking me up to go outside.

[Melmart1]

The Funt is sleepy.
So am I! I woke up twice last night but I am determined to stay up the whole day w/o nap so I can sleep the whole night through.

Warning: This means I will be cranky once the coffee runs out!

[ORION]

:madrun

[Melmart1]

:madrun
This will be me by noon.

[CuckingFunt]

So am I! I woke up twice last night but I am determined to stay up the whole day w/o nap so I can sleep the whole night through.

Warning: This means I will be cranky once the coffee runs out!
I would like coffee, but my aunt has the kind of coffee maker that requires a doctorate in engineering to operate and I don't feel like dealing with that. Nor do I feel like getting dressed enough to go to Starbucks. So, sleepy it is.

[ORION]

This will be me by noon.
this is me until 10:30am. I am not a morning person. Its so foggy over here. I can't see shit outside

[CuckingFunt]

How can people stand to own dogs? They're such a pain in the ass.

[ORION]

How can people stand to own dogs? They're such a pain in the ass.
yeah you don't hear a cat meowing for every little noise ...but that would be funny

[batman2883]

melly= fartface

[batman2883]

How can people stand to own dogs? They're such a pain in the ass.
cause dogs are mans best friend

[Melmart1]

melly= fartface
what exactly IS a fartface?

[peewee's lovechild]

melly= fartface

I will kick your ass, punk!!!

[ashbeeigh]

There is this old man that works with me who pecks at the keyboard when he types....the nose it makes makes me chuckle.

[CuckingFunt]

Mikki Moore was one of the best players for the Kings last night.

My goodness, do we ever suck.

[peewee's lovechild]

Mikki Moore was one of the best players for the Kings last night.

My goodness, do we ever suck.

I don't see them getting better anytime soon.

Meanwhile, your old coach is doing pretty damn good at Houston.

[Melmart1]

There is this old man that works with me who pecks at the keyboard when he types....the nose it makes makes me chuckle.
Do you chuckle when you look at your avatar?

[peewee's lovechild]

Do you chuckle when you look at your avatar?

She does that when she looks in the mirror.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't see them getting better anytime soon.

Meanwhile, your old coach is doing pretty damn good at Houston.
Of course they're not getting better. Our "genius" GM seems content to keep on sucking.

As for Adelman... I'm glad I don't have Lague Pass. Watching the Rockets play well would probably make me cry.

[CuckingFunt]

Do you chuckle when you look at your avatar?
That's more of a scream followed by a flood of tears.

[peewee's lovechild]

Of course they're not getting better. Our "genius" GM seems content to keep on sucking.

As for Adelman... I'm glad I don't have Lague Pass. Watching the Rockets play well would probably make me cry.

Apparently, the unproven Theus is > than Adelman. You GM probably learned his skills working with the Knicks.

[Melmart1]

Apparently, the unproven Theus is > than Adelman. You GM probably learned his skills working with the Knicks.
So, we should expect a sexual harrasment case anyday now?

[CuckingFunt]

Apparently, the unproven Theus is > than Adelman. You GM probably learned his skills working with the Knicks.
No. Petrie's problem is doing too little, not doing too much.

And, the Adelman move was 100% Maloof.

[CuckingFunt]

I feel like sexually harrassing someone.

[batman2883]

what exactly IS a fartface?
that would be you

[peewee's lovechild]

So, we should expect a sexual harrasment case anyday now?

:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

And, the Adelman move was 100% Maloof.

Well then, the Maloofs are goofs.

[peewee's lovechild]

I feel like sexually harrassing someone.

I tried that once.

Apparently, the law frowns on that stuff.

Nobody told me.

[peewee's lovechild]

that would be you

Keep it up and I'll shank you right in that bullet hole scar.

[Melmart1]

Although its flattering, I hardly need peewee's protection. I can definitely take care of myself. Bat does not scare me, bullet or no bullet.

[peewee's lovechild]

Although its flattering, I hardly need peewee's protection. I can definitely take care of myself. Bat does not scare me, bullet or no bullet.

:depressed

[Melmart1]

:depressed
:lol don't get all sensitive. It's flattering but I hardly think it necessary, especially when bat is only kidding. If he were actually attacking me, then it would be nice.

But threatening to shank a guy who still has a bullet lodged in his diaphragm is pretty funny.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The way Peewee talks, I never thought he'd have such a weepy vagina to be crying all the time.

[batman2883]

Although its flattering, I hardly need peewee's protection. I can definitely take care of myself. Bat does not scare me, bullet or no bullet.
oh melly i shouldnt scare you, we both know you still belong to me

[batman2883]

http://www.esnips.com/doc/6f43c3e2-72b3-418f-9fd4-71b41a548de1/SWV-YOURE-THE-ONE

[Melmart1]

Batman killed the thread.

[to21]

The Joker laid an egg.

[ORION]

holy crap in a pita

[Melmart1]

holy crap in a pita
2 Girls, 1 Pita?

[ORION]

2 Girls, 1 Pita?
I like where this is going ................go on.........

[peewee's lovechild]

The way Peewee talks, I never thought he'd have such a weepy vagina to be crying all the time.

The only vagina I have is the silicone Jenna Jameson vagina I bought a few years ago.

[Melmart1]

The only vagina I have is the silicone Jenna Jameson vagina I bought a few years ago.
Well at least you didn't get the silicone pussy of a has-been porn star whose face is falling down and ... oh, nevermind.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well at least you didn't get the silicone pussy of a has-been porn star whose face is falling down and ... oh, nevermind.

Like I said, I purchased this years ago.
Back when she was the epitome of hotness.
It's very life-like.

[Melmart1]

Gotdamn, I don't think I can make it the rest of the day without a nap. I was really trying but methinks just an hour will help.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I thought it was hilarious. You?

The pregnancy twist was pretty entertaining.

[jman3000]

hottest porn star ive seen is that carmen luvana chick. it was a pirate themed porn night the other night and she's gorgeous.

[batman2883]

melly melly melly cant you see sometimes your words just hypnotize me and i just love your flashy ways, guess thats why they broke and you're so paid

[Das Texan]

there are some fucking kids yelling outside my hotel room.


i may have to go lay the smack down.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

there are some fucking kids yelling outside my hotel room.


i may have to go lay the smack down.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=81873

[jman3000]

i need to stop looking at boobs... i've been busted about 5 times already today.

[Silver21_Black20]

i need to stop looking at boobs... i've been busted about 5 times already today.

Perv!

[jman3000]

Perv!

hater.

[jman3000]

if you ask any guy around 5 pm how many racks he's checked out and he says 0 or anything less than 3... he's a fucking liar.

[RashoFan]

I can't stop imagining Shagia's sister rubbing her "cat" on his ass.

This is making me laugh so much.
:flipoff
Thanks fucker...now I have that vision stuck in my head!









:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

i need to stop looking at boobs... i've been busted about 5 times already today.

You could be my long lost half brother, if I were Iranian.

[peewee's lovechild]

if you ask any guy around 5 pm how many racks he's checked out and he says 0 or anything less than 3... he's a fucking liar.

I work with Midge, so should I count his cans as 1 or do I add up all the times I see his cans when he comes into my office?

[peewee's lovechild]

Bing Crosby reminds me of snow.

[peewee's lovechild]

Although, I've only seen snow once in my life.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would like to have sex out in the snow.

[peewee's lovechild]

Any volunteers?

[peewee's lovechild]

Anyone?

[peewee's lovechild]

Anyone at all??

[peewee's lovechild]

No?

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, go fuck yourselves!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Go shove a snowman up your asses!!!!!!

[ShoogarBear]

I feel like sexually harrassing someone.Oh, bullshit. You wouldn't know how.

[jman3000]

You could be my long lost half brother, if I were Iranian.

fuck.

[jman3000]

this may be a bit old... but does anyone remember cocaine girl?

she just bought a house and is inviting me over to watch mad max.

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

this may be a bit old... but does anyone remember cocaine girl?

she just bought a house and is inviting me over to watch mad max.

:lolHow could she buy a house? Shouldn't she be hocking everything she owns?

[jman3000]

if she moved on to selling, buying a house would be very feasible.

[jman3000]

mad max is bad ass. im gonna let by bygones be bygones and head over.

[peewee's lovechild]

With a name like cocaine girl, it's a definite "yes" from me.

[ShoogarBear]

mad max is bad ass. im gonna let by bygones be bygones and head over.Double wrap.

[peewee's lovechild]

Double wrap.

Full body condom, a la Naked Gun.

[jman3000]

i remember feeling so sad when blaster's down syndrome face was revealed for the first time. he gave that weird little smile and then they shoot him with those crossbows.

i was so pissed.

[Melmart1]

mad max is bad ass. im gonna let by bygones be bygones and head over.
You are a glutton for punishment.

[Silver21_Black20]

mad max is bad ass. im gonna let by bygones be bygones and head over.

This reeks of desperation.

[ATRAIN]

mad max is bad ass. im gonna let by bygones be bygones and head over.


LOL question is what is she getting in return?

[Melmart1]

This reeks of desperation.
No kidding. But, his adventures are nothing if not entertaining, so he can be desperate all he wants. At least he isn't driving to Beeville this time. Or is he?

[ATRAIN]

WORKING NIGHTS SUCKS!!!! Granted the workload is like 75 percent less and im watching monday night football, but I could be doing something else other than this!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

WORKING NIGHTS SUCKS!!!! Granted the workload is like 75 percent less and im watching monday night football, but I could be doing something else other than this!!!

Get a degree you lazy fuck.

[Melmart1]

Mmmm, this chicken I made is delicious. I rule!

[ATRAIN]

Get a degree you lazy fuck.


LOL i have a degree you ignorant ass

[Silver21_Black20]

Get a degree you lazy fuck.

You have a degree and you're a lazy fuck.

[ATRAIN]

Get a degree you lazy fuck.


You don't even know what I do.

[peewee's lovechild]

Mmmm, this chicken I made is delicious. I rule!

I did a lemon pepper roasted chicken today.

I must admit, I'm pretty bad ass roasting chicken.

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL i have a degree you ignorant ass

Then, do something with it instead of sucking cock in the evenings.

[peewee's lovechild]

You have a degree and you're a lazy fuck.

I choose to be a lazy fuck.

There's a difference.

[Melmart1]

I bet ATRAIN works way harder than peewee.

[ATRAIN]

Then, do something with it instead of sucking cock in the evenings.


Ok now that was just stupid, why to fuck it all up. I knew it was a matter of time before your gayness came out.

[Silver21_Black20]

I choose to be a lazy fuck.

There's a difference.

Do you choose to come up with lame responses?

[Melmart1]

I choose to be a lazy fuck.

There's a difference.
Stones, glass houses ...

[Melmart1]

Do you choose to come up with lame responses?
It's not a choice when that's all you've got.

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet ATRAIN works way harder than peewee.

Which, in effect, makes him the dumb one.

[peewee's lovechild]

Do you choose to come up with lame responses?

Blame it on the laziness.

[Melmart1]

Blame it on the laziness.
Is that what we blame the spelling on, too?

[peewee's lovechild]

Is that what we blame the spelling on, too?

Yep.

That can actully be used as an excuse for many things.

[RashoFan]

Chocolate ameretto ice cream is soooooooooo good!!!!!

[RashoFan]

oh fuck...on Heros....horned rimmed glasses just got shot .....DAYUM!
:nerd

[RashoFan]

I am all by myself in the 'ttro....

[RashoFan]

I was hoping to find my new best friend in here....

[RashoFan]

I shall have to be my own best friend here in the quattro...

[RashoFan]

Fuck again...Heros is the sickest ass show...the twists they throw out.....I love this show.

[peewee's lovechild]

oh fuck...on Heros....horned rimmed glasses just got shot .....DAYUM!
:nerd

Thanks for that.

I recorded it and I was planning to watch it after the football game.

[ATRAIN]

Thanks for that.

I recorded it and I was planning to watch it after the football game.


NO SHIT, THANKS FOR THAT SHIT!! CATS SUCK BY THE WAY!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Rashofan, you owe me.

I just finished watching Heroes and the ending was anticlimactic.

I waited 7 days!!!!

7 days, and then the ending was killed for me.

[ashbeeigh]

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v107/238/115/901945004/n901945004_892831_9824.jpg

[RashoFan]

Thanks for that.

I recorded it and I was planning to watch it after the football game.

NO SHIT, THANKS FOR THAT SHIT!! CATS SUCK BY THE WAY!!
There was a bad ass twist at the end.....besides his "demise" was forcasted by Isaac's paintings.....DUH!!!
We all knew it was coming....

[RashoFan]

Rashofan, you owe me.

I just finished watching Heroes and the ending was anticlimactic.

I waited 7 days!!!!

7 days, and then the ending was killed for me.
Quit whining...I didn't blow the ending scene.....That was a wicked twist. I didn't post what had happened at the very end....so pffftttt.

[RashoFan]

NO SHIT, THANKS FOR THAT SHIT!! CATS SUCK BY THE WAY!!
New rule in the quattro....the only kitties discussed in this thread are actually pussies by order of her royal highness of the 'ttro.

[RashoFan]

Hey PeeWee...
RashoFan, peewee's lovechild+, marini martini, ATRAIN

[ashbeeigh]

it better not be foggy by the time I have to work tomorrow morning. Driving in the fog this morning was crap.

[RashoFan]

Murphy's Law...you pay off your truck today and tommorrow's forcast has fog advisory in the morning and the chances you will have a wreck have increased astronomically......

[RashoFan]

Ohh... there should be a vbookie on wheteher or not I get into a wreck tommorrow going to work....

[RashoFan]

it better not be foggy by the time I have to work tomorrow morning. Driving in the fog this morning was crap.
IMO the fog this morning was not bad...try driving in San Diego sometime...today was nothing.

[RashoFan]

PeeWee...
Shagia's sister rubbing her cat on his ass....
visualize that again and you won't be so mad at me....:D

[ashbeeigh]

IMO the fog this morning was not bad...try driving in San Diego sometime...today was nothing.

Oh yeah. It wasn't that bad. I'm still trying to get used to driving in my car, so it was nice driving in it. If I get a promotion, hopefully I'll be able to see the fog in San Diego.

[RashoFan]

San Diego is nice...but the Calis drive faster then we do and the fog gets REAL thick....

[RashoFan]

PeeWee...why art thou ignoring me?????
Pay attention!!!!
Do I need to "bust" out a bravatar?

[ashbeeigh]

San Diego is nice...but the Calis drive faster then we do and the fog gets REAL thick....

CF?

[RashoFan]

CF??? huh???

[ashbeeigh]

CF??? huh???

Waiting for CuckingFunt's reaction to the fog situation.

[ashbeeigh]

or even Condemned 2 HelLA's.

[RashoFan]

Ahhh THE "CF" ....gotcha

[ashbeeigh]

Ahhh THE "CF" ....gotcha

:D

[RashoFan]

smog/fog fog/smog it can get real bad out there in LA A land

[RashoFan]

sleepy pill is working now...especially since PW ain't talking...

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

The fog sucks out here. It was really thick here last night around 8-9 when I was on my way to the bar. When I left to head home, it was even worse. It was so bad in parts out here today that all air traffic out of Burbank airport was grounded until almost 3 pm.
The fog gets even worse in the central portion of the state, up around Fresno. Throughout the years, I've heard of many multi-car pile-ups as a result of the fog being so bad.

[ashbeeigh]

The fog sucks out here. It was really thick here last night around 8-9 when I was on my way to the bar. When I left to head home, it was even worse. It was so bad in parts out here today that all air traffic out of Burbank airport was grounded until almost 3 pm.
The fog gets even worse in the central portion of the state, up around Fresno. Throughout the years, I've heard of many multi-car pile-ups as a result of the fog being so bad.

We get a couple days here and there where it's foggy, but not to my knowledge has it ever been massive pile-up, airplane grounding bad. Today was a pain and tomorrow will be too. Leaving later helps. I don't leave for work until nearly 9:30, so the traffic isn't too bad and the sun burns it off so quickly.

[samikeyp]

Do I need to "bust" out a bravatar?

:clap

[CuckingFunt]

The only vagina I have is the silicone Jenna Jameson vagina I bought a few years ago.
That's really something I didn't need to know. Those things creep me out big time.

[CuckingFunt]

This thread gets an F- for the day. Blech.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Well, I'm happy to report I didn't totally fuck up the KSAT.com Web site on my first night.

[mrsmaalox]

Nobody up? It's almost 2 here in Alexandria and I'm still up. My head is about to bust and I am starving because I refused to eat airport food. I am unwilling to leave this bedroom because my anal retentive sister in law is out there ransacking the place looking for the napkins that match the placemats! My Republican brother in law is drunk off his ass and keeps coming in to update me on the placemat situation. I should have known it was a trick when my husband and kids decided to fly out real early today to meet up with the Richmond relatives. Tomorrow they will pay. In the meantime I may scream. :smchode:

[CuckingFunt]

Well, I'm happy to report I didn't totally fuck up the KSAT.com Web site on my first night.
Congrats!

[mrsmaalox]

Well, I'm happy to report I didn't totally fuck up the KSAT.com Web site on my first night.
Very good. Not surprised of course.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Congrats!

I just browsed one of my first stories and I realized I doubled up the copy.

D'oh!

[Melmart1]

New rule in the quattro....the only kitties discussed in this thread are actually pussies by order of her royal highness of the 'ttro.
It's not the 'ttro. What the fuck? It's the quattro! You come in here saying stupid shit like that then wonder why I smack you around?

[Melmart1]

PeeWee...why art thou ignoring me?????
Pay attention!!!!
Do I need to "bust" out a bravatar?
You mention the bravatars countless times without any provocation. If you are really that desperate for attention, just fucking do it or shut up about it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.geocities.com/gfunk213/pictures/gcover.jpg

[Melmart1]

So JB does articles now for KSAT12? Nice! Sounds like a good gig. Do you have to use some kind of content management system to load them up? I use that for MLN and man, the coding can be a bitch sometimes.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So JB does articles now for KSAT12? Nice! Sounds like a good gig. Do you have to use some kind of content management system to load them up? I use that for MLN and man, the coding can be a bitch sometimes.

There's (so far) not much coding. It's more of a straight writing/video editing gig. Hell, I even have copy editors helping out.

Most of the stories you see on there now were re-written from the broadcast copy into print/web style. That's what I did tonight. I write, drop it into the manager and it does the coding once I get it reviewed and uploaded.

As I get more experienced, I'll do some more stuff.

[CuckingFunt]

Yay! Mel's here!!

[Melmart1]

There's (so far) not much coding. It's more of a straight writing/video editing gig. Hell, I even have copy editors helping out.

Most of the stories you see on there now were re-written from the broadcast copy into print/web style. That's what I did tonight. I write, drop it into the manager and it does the coding once I get it reviewed and uploaded.

As I get more experienced, I'll do some more stuff.
See, at MLN its supposed to do the coding for you, as well. But more often than not it turns the text black (bad on a grey background) or it will skip the paragraph breaks and run it together as one story. So invariably I have to go in and fix the code manually by changing all the #000000 to #FFFFFF to turn the text white or inserting <br /> for page break after deciphering amongst the code where each paragrph was supposed to end. What a pain in the ass! :pctoss

[Melmart1]

Yay! Mel's here!!
It's nice to be wanted. :makeout

[CuckingFunt]

I don't like being away from my house and my things. I'm bored off my ass.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I forgot how good Warren G was.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't like being away from my house and my things. I'm bored off my ass.
Amen.

[Melmart1]

I don't like being away from my house and my things. I'm bored off my ass.
I was almost going to have to go to Killeen, TX for Thanksgiving with my brother. Luckily, plans changed and they are coming down here to SA, only not till Saturday. So we are having Thanksgiving twice -- once on the real day and again Saturday. Oh, the weight I will gain with all that pumpkin pie and oyster stuffing!

[CuckingFunt]

I forgot how good Warren G was.
Warren G was awesome.

[CuckingFunt]

I was almost going to have to go to Killeen, TX for Thanksgiving with my brother. Luckily, plans changed and they are coming down here to SA, only not till Saturday. So we are having Thanksgiving twice -- once on the real day and again Saturday. Oh, the weight I will gain with all that pumpkin pie and oyster stuffing!
Thanksgiving this year is just going to be me and my aunt (everyone's scattered now, and too busy to get together), but we've still managed to buy a ton of food. Something tells me I'll be taking big care packages back home.

[mrsmaalox]

I was almost going to have to go to Killeen, TX for Thanksgiving with my brother. Luckily, plans changed and they are coming down here to SA, only not till Saturday. So we are having Thanksgiving twice -- once on the real day and again Saturday. Oh, the weight I will gain with all that pumpkin pie and oyster stuffing!
Ah, the bustling metropolis of Killeen, Texas. My husband lives there. I only have to go there every couple of months or so.

[Melmart1]

Anthony Bourdain's show is on right now. He is on the Texas/US border and making me damn hungry! But, I am happy I am catching his show.

[CuckingFunt]

Anthony Bourdain's show is on right now. He is on the Texas/US border and making me damn hungry! But, I am happy I am catching his show.
Kick fucking ass! It's on here, too.

[Melmart1]

a bobcat :lmao that sounds about right.

[CuckingFunt]

I like the idea of Chili's spreading like herpes.

[Melmart1]

I like the idea of Chili's spreading like herpes.
Someone told me a few weeks ago that Chili's is supposed to be a Mexican restaurant. I laughed my ass off, cus I see nothing Mexican about it. Of course, I could have been mixing it up with Applebee's or something. They are really all the same.

[CuckingFunt]

Someone told me a few weeks ago that Chili's is supposed to be a Mexican restaurant. I laughed my ass off, cus I see nothing Mexican about it. Of course, I could have been mixing it up with Applebee's or something. They are really all the same.
I've never considered Chili's to be Mexican. I don't even consider it to be fake Mexican. They just happen to serve fajitas and chips/salsa.

Tasty burgers, though.

[ShoogarBear]

Well, I'm happy to report I didn't totally fuck up the KSAT.com Web site on my first night.You probably weren't trying.

[CuckingFunt]

Shoog said earlier that I probably wouldn't know how to sexually harrass someone.

I'm still not sure if I should be proud of or insulted by that comment.

[ShoogarBear]

This thread gets an F- for the day. Blech.Some fashion talk surely would have helped.

[ShoogarBear]

Shoog said earlier that I probably wouldn't know how to sexually harrass someone.

I'm still not sure if I should be proud of or insulted by that comment.And so my work here is done.

[Melmart1]

Mornings suck. That is all.

[samikeyp]

Tasty burgers, though.

Mmm mmm...this is a tasty burger!

http://quentin-tarantino.8m.com/JULES1.JPG

[Melmart1]

Mmm mmm...this is a tasty burger!

http://quentin-tarantino.8m.com/JULES1.JPG
I always hated that look on his face as he was drinking the soda. It makes him look like he is about to cry.

[samikeyp]

Not Jules...he's a Bad Mother Fucker.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey PeeWee...
RashoFan, peewee's lovechild+, marini martini, ATRAIN

:)

[peewee's lovechild]

PeeWee...
Shagia's sister rubbing her cat on his ass....
visualize that again and you won't be so mad at me....:D

:lol :lol :lol

[Melmart1]

Not Jules...he's a Bad Mother Fucker.
Just like his wallet says :lol

Nonetheless, his eyes look crazy in that scene, justt the part where he is sipping soda. But considering its Tarantino, we should be thankful he didn't show his feet. I swear, that man has a major foot fetish.

[peewee's lovechild]

PeeWee...why art thou ignoring me?????
Pay attention!!!!
Do I need to "bust" out a bravatar?

Indeed.

The bravatar would be most appreciated.

[Melmart1]

Hmmm. Why is peewee on RashoFan's buddy list ... enquiring minds want to know.

[peewee's lovechild]

sleepy pill is working now...especially since PW ain't talking...

I started watching "Chuck" and I logged off of ST.

Next time.

[batman2883]

anyone selling a ping pong table

[peewee's lovechild]

That's really something I didn't need to know. Those things creep me out big time.

Would you mind making a mold of yours for me?

I need a new one.
Jenna's is a little "used".

[Melmart1]

anyone selling a ping pong table
the ding dong wants a ping pong?

[peewee's lovechild]

You mention the bravatars countless times without any provocation. If you are really that desperate for attention, just fucking do it or shut up about it.

I love me some Mel when she's putting the beat down on someone.

[peewee's lovechild]

I forgot how good Warren G was.

Wait, people thought he was good?

Fuck.

[Melmart1]

I love me some Mel when she's putting the beat down on someone.
It's the truth! You remember that thread about most popular poster in the Spurs forum? She mentioned bravatars at least twice in there. She mentioned it twice in here, and has mentioned it before. Seriously, just fucking put one up already or fuck off and stop mentioning it.

[Melmart1]

Damnit, I don't want to do this work right now. I am majorly procrastinating.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's the truth! You remember that thread about most popular poster in the Spurs forum? She mentioned bravatars at least twice in there. She mentioned it twice in here, and has mentioned it before. Seriously, just fucking put one up already or fuck off and stop mentioning it.

And, I've yet to see this bravatar.

I feel used.

[Melmart1]

And, I've yet to see this bravatar.

I feel used.
You should have signed up sooner. Almost all of us had them up, and several versions, too. If you weren't such a lazy fucking border Mexican, you could do a search and find the thread.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's like my dad promising us that he'd take us to Disney World every year.

After 10 years of that shit, you just can't believe it anymore.

[peewee's lovechild]

You should have signed up sooner. Almost all of us had them up, and several versions, too. If you weren't such a lazy fucking border Mexican, you could do a search and find the thread.

Somebody told me that thread doesn't exist anymore.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd love to see a Melissa bravatar.

[Melmart1]

It's like my dad promising us that he'd take us to Disney World every year.

After 10 years of that shit, you just can't believe it anymore.
When we lived in Los Angeles, we always went to Disneyland. But after we came back to SA, my mom promised the same about Disneyworld, and it never happened, either. I think that is the standard Mexican parent line.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck, I'd just love to see a Melissa bra.

[peewee's lovechild]

Or, Melissa without a bra.

[peewee's lovechild]

When we lived in Los Angeles, we always went to Disneyland. But after we came back to SA, my mom promised the same about Disneyworld, and it never happened, either. I think that is the standard Mexican parent line.

I guess I'll be feeding that lie to my daughter for the next 15 years or so.

But, the sad part is that I'm actually going to go through with said promise and I'm going to enjoy it a lot more than my daughter.

[Melmart1]

Somebody told me that thread doesn't exist anymore.
I thought it existed still, but was closed or something. You could be right. But I bet in other threads there are stray pics and stuff. Someone even made a "calender" of sorts and put a girl up for each month. I forget which month I was ... I think it was a summer month though.