Free Quattro Razor (10)

[Mister Sinister]

Pics or it never happened.

[to21]

could be worse. you could be a fucking asshole

Or a fucking liar.

[CuckingFunt]

ORION's avatar makes me hungry for peaches.

And vagina.

[to21]

^ I want some Altoids after I see yours.

And vagina.

[ORION]

ORION's avatar makes me hungry for peaches.

And vagina.
I still have it too. Its held up pretty well. I can pimp it out to you if you want to taste it

[CuckingFunt]

I still have it too. Its held up pretty well. I can pimp it out to you if you want to taste itI'll pass.

Though I imagine at this point there may have been enough internal fermentation to have some hallucinatory properties.

[ORION]

I'll pass.

Though I imagine at this point there may have been enough internal fermentation to have some hallucinatory properties.
oh great ! so you mean to tell me that I'm probably the only thats naked here and work. Crap I thought everyone was naked !

[Mister Sinister]

I wonder what a fool believes.

[ORION]

I wonder what a fool believes.
ask 1Billups1

[Mister Sinister]

ask 1Billups1
I see what you did there.

God, I love Mallrats. So very quotable.

[Melmart1]

Today, my tiredness knows no bounds.

I'm like a fucking zombie.
I am surprised I got any work done today at all. I am ready for bed at 6pm. Pathetic.

[CuckingFunt]

I am surprised I got any work done today at all. I am ready for bed at 6pm. Pathetic.I contemplated coming home and taking a nap, but that would fuck up both my sleeping schedule AND any hopes of doing homework/laundry tonight, so I opted for lots and lots of caffeine instead.

[CuckingFunt]

Procrastinating is a lot less fun than usual when this place is dead.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Well, I'm kinda at work right now, but I could go into a brief rant about people who get upset when the exit doors don't open for them as an entrance.

I was going to Target and the new signs on the left side of the doors are a big red dot with EXIT written on it. The doors on the right have a green dot with the word ENTER written on it.

Which door does San Antonio's brightest attempt to go through? You guessed it.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, I'm kinda at work right now, but I could go into a brief rant about people who get upset when the exit doors don't open for them as an entrance.

I was going to Target and the new signs on the left side of the doors are a big red dot with EXIT written on it. The doors on the right have a green dot with the word ENTER written on it.

Which door does San Antonio's brightest attempt to go through? You guessed it.I like when those same people try to sneak through the wrong door when it's still open and then don't realize what's going on when it closes on them.

[Kandy is Dandy]

Fuck this gay ass thread.

All the homos with no lives post in here daily.

You just disappointed that they didn't invite you to join their club.

[CuckingFunt]

You just disappointed that they didn't invite you to join their club.No one invited you, either.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Well, I'm kinda at work right now, but I could go into a brief rant about people who get upset when the exit doors don't open for them as an entrance.

I was going to Target and the new signs on the left side of the doors are a big red dot with EXIT written on it. The doors on the right have a green dot with the word ENTER written on it.

Which door does San Antonio's brightest attempt to go through? You guessed it.

We seem to have glossed over where San Antonio's brightest was at this point, since it was never established.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

We seem to have glossed over where San Antonio's brightest was at this point, since it was never established.

Target at 151/410.

[ashbeeigh]

Target at 151/410.

I had the impression that it was somewhere near 1604 and 10 near UTSA. But then again, I may be misled by the advertising.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I had the impression that it was somewhere near 1604 and 10 near UTSA. But then again, I may be misled by the advertising.

Huh?

[CuckingFunt]

Huh?
x 2

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

That helps narrow it down as to who ISN'T San Antonio's brightest.
Good work as usual, ash.

[Melmart1]

Mornings suck. Fuck you all.

[samikeyp]

Mornings suck. Fuck you all.

Ok but I am not feeling that good so you might only get three orgasms instead of the usual 6 or 7.

[Melmart1]

I do love a man with stamina.

[samikeyp]

Well normally then, i am your man. Today though...I am just wiped out. I think I am getting the flu...which wouldn't surprise me with a major holiday coming. :bang

[CuckingFunt]

Mornings suck. Fuck you all.
x 2


Again.

[batman2883]

Mornings suck. Fuck you all.
im still waiting for you melly

[batman2883]

melly i missed you so much oh melly i wanna feel your touch
melly wont you come home to me, oh melly why cant you see!!!

[Melmart1]

are you back at work yet, bat?

[CuckingFunt]

I need to invent a robot that makes me coffee in the morning.

[batman2883]

are you back at work yet, bat?

maybe, maybe not!!! lol :) melly i want to take you out to a seafood dinner then never call you again

[Melmart1]

maybe, maybe not!!! lol :) melly i want to take you out to a seafood dinner then never call you again
:lmao Well at least you are honest!

[batman2883]

I need to invent a robot that makes me coffee in the morning.

i need to invent that machine that makes you what you crave.....by just thinking about it, like in that movie the hitchikers guide to the universe

[Shelly]

I need to invent a robot that makes me coffee in the morning.
!
Lately, I've been Paul Newman's cawfee. It's really good

[batman2883]

:lmao Well at least you are honest!

so what do you say is it a date yet?

[CuckingFunt]

If the robot could bring me breakfast, too, that would be good. But it's mostly the coffee I need.

[batman2883]

If the robot could bring me breakfast, too, that would be good. But it's mostly the coffee I need.
zombie

[CuckingFunt]

This cop guy with all the dead/missing wives is super creepy.

[batman2883]

This cop guy with all the dead/missing wives is super creepy.
they should check his house for secret compartments in the walls, and a basement full of dead chicks

[samikeyp]

i want to take you out to a seafood dinner then never call you again

Hey! Melmart is a saint!

:ihit

[samikeyp]

This cop guy with all the dead/missing wives is super creepy.

I saw him on the Today show this morning....he did it.

[CuckingFunt]

I saw him on the Today show this morning....he did it.
That's what I'm watching right now.

He totally did it.

[Melmart1]

!
Lately, I've been Paul Newman's cawfee. It's really good
Newman's Own rawks, organic and proceeds go to a good cause. Can't really beat that.

[Melmart1]

they should check his house for secret compartments in the walls, and a basement full of dead chicks
I liked that movie Disturbia far more than I thought I would.

[batman2883]

I liked that movie Disturbia far more than I thought I would.
it is pretty good i especially liked that line when she was going to throw his ipod away

"no dont thats 60 gigs of my life" ha ha ha ha thats totally me but with 80 gigs

[Melmart1]

All I have is an iPod Shuffle. 512mb. What does that say about my life? :depressed

[CuckingFunt]

I liked that movie Disturbia far more than I thought I would.
Most everyone I know who saw it said it was pretty good, but it doesn't really interest me.

[Melmart1]

Most everyone I know who saw it said it was pretty good, but it doesn't really interest me.
It didn't interest me either but that's what insomnia does to a person. Also, I think Shia LaWhatever is a cutie.

[CuckingFunt]

Also, I think Shia LaWhatever is a cutie.
I do too, even though I'm somewhat embarrassed to admit it. He's growing to be a bit of a smart ass, which is always adorable.

[Melmart1]

I do too, even though I'm somewhat embarrassed to admit it. He's growing to be a bit of a smart ass, which is always adorable.
Yeah, I did not want to admit it at first but he really grew on me. I am very interested to see what he does in the next Indiana Jones movie. I am a huge Harrison Ford fan as well.

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah, I did not want to admit it at first but he really grew on me. I am very interested to see what he does in the next Indiana Jones movie. I am a huge Harrison Ford fan as well.
I'm going to be hugely upset if the new Indiana Jones movie isn't as good as I want it to be.

[batman2883]

that girl was kinda strangely attractive

[batman2883]

her head was wierd though it looked kinda like she was hunchback at some points

[ORION]

Jet Li and Jackie Chan are making a movie together .......

[Melmart1]

I heart Jet Li. Jackie Chan is funny but man, I got sick of him after awhile.

[batman2883]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies20072/disturbia6.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I heart Jet Li. Jackie Chan is funny but man, I got sick of him after awhile.
Both of their English language films are nearly insufferable.

[batman2883]

i still heart this girl though
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/51/36/0000035136_20061021060326.jpg

[batman2883]

jackie chan is lame!!! jet li kicked ass in "fearless"

[peewee's lovechild]

I do love a man with stamina.

Note to self:

Buy supplements.

[ORION]

Jet Li is bad. Tony Jaa can mess some people up and they are makin an Ong Bak 2 but jackie chan is too much of a clown.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, I did not want to admit it at first but he really grew on me. I am very interested to see what he does in the next Indiana Jones movie. I am a huge Harrison Ford fan as well.

That is one of the movies that I'm anticipating the most, aside from Batman and Iron Man of course.

[batman2883]

i think tony jaa would have kicked bruce lee's ass

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm going to be hugely upset if the new Indiana Jones movie isn't as good as I want it to be.

I think it's going to exceed expectations.

[CuckingFunt]

Note to self:

Buy supplements.
The PeeWee has made this joke before.

[ORION]

i think tony jaa would have kicked bruce lee's ass
whoa whoa whoa. Tony Jaa is bad but Bruce would dominate. Bruce could do one handed push ups on 2 fingers

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I can't decide if I should stick with my 2GB card for my camera or get a 4GB.

The 2GB costs $40 and the 4GB will cost $78.

[batman2883]

whoa whoa whoa. Tony Jaa is bad but Bruce would dominate. Bruce could do one handed push ups on 2 fingers
tony jaa would do a back flip and kick bruce in the back of the head while bruce was chasing tony!!

[peewee's lovechild]

The PeeWee has made this joke before.

It's worth repeating.

Truth is, I'm only half awake this morning.

[batman2883]

no whammy no whammy!!!

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/BATMAN2883/Jasonwhammy.jpg

[Melmart1]

I can't decide if I should stick with my 2GB card for my camera or get a 4GB.

The 2GB costs $40 and the 4GB will cost $78.
I have a 2gb and it cost nowhere near $40, if memory serves.

[peewee's lovechild]

tony jaa would do a back flip and kick bruce in the back of the head while bruce was chasing tony!!

So, Jaa is a non-human?

[CuckingFunt]

Bruce Lee owns all.

[batman2883]

So, Jaa is a non-human?
basically but he looks like he's running away sometimes but then he does a back flip and kicks you in the back of the head at the same time

[batman2883]

jaa= god of martial arts

[Melmart1]

no whammy no whammy!!!

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/BATMAN2883/Jasonwhammy.jpg
Hahaha, I used to love that show. Jason looks completely stoned.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I have a 2gb and it cost nowhere near $40, if memory serves.

It's the 20MB/sec model. I tried taking pics with a standard card and there's a lag in processing.

[peewee's lovechild]

basically but he looks like he's running away sometimes but then he does a back flip and kicks you in the back of the head at the same time

Bruce lie would kick Jaas ass right back into his mother's womb.

And, you know it.

[peewee's lovechild]

jaa= god of martial arts

Gods die . . . check Jesus.

[CuckingFunt]

Hahaha, I used to love that show. Jason looks completely stoned.
When I was in high school, my friends and I almost got kicked off a public bus because we decided to play our own version of that game and were all screaming "no whammy!" so loud that we scared the old folks.

[ORION]

tony jaa would do a back flip and kick bruce in the back of the head while bruce was chasing tony!!
Bruce Lee was too confident to be chasin him around. Even Chuck Norris took lessons

[Melmart1]

It's the 20MB/sec model. I tried taking pics with a standard card and there's a lag in processing.
Camera nerd.

[peewee's lovechild]

Bruce Lee was too confident to be chasin him around. Even Chuck Norris took lessons

Chuck Norris is a bitch.

Seriously, who would ever believe that any Texas Ranger would use martial arts chasing a criminal?

They shoot first.

[ORION]

Hahaha, I used to love that show. Jason looks completely stoned.
:lol
If I remeber correctly I had taken that pictue with some fatties and I was not too happy about that.
:lol I'm on Press Your Luck. :lol The Whammy took my money

[CuckingFunt]

Bruce Lee would calmly wait for Jaa to finish jumping around like an idiot, then proceed to kick him square in the jaw and follow it up by getting all philosophical and shit.

[ORION]

I want to see Tony Jaa in a MMA fight

[Melmart1]

:lol
If I remeber correctly I had taken that pictue with some fatties and I was not too happy about that.
:lol I'm on Press Your Luck. :lol The Whammy took my money
I bet those fatties are the REAL women who work in your office and not the hotties you tell us are there.

[batman2883]

:lol
If I remeber correctly I had taken that pictue with some fatties and I was not too happy about that.
:lol I'm on Press Your Luck. :lol The Whammy took my money
A HA HA HA HA HA HOW DOES MELMART KNOW WHO JASON IS??

[peewee's lovechild]

Bruce Lee would calmly wait for Jaa to finish jumping around like an idiot, then proceed to kick him square in the jaw and follow it up by getting all philosophical and shit.

Bruce Lee would got to Jaa's martial arts school and beat the shit out of all the students and the sen-sei.

I know this because he did it in one of his movies.

He was hardcore like that.

[ORION]

I bet those fatties are the REAL women who work in your office and not the hotties you tell us are there.
No that picture is when I was working in SA.

[ORION]

A HA HA HA HA HA HOW DOES MELMART KNOW WHO JASON IS??
yes she does. Royals Por Vida

[peewee's lovechild]

A HA HA HA HA HA HOW DOES MELMART KNOW WHO JASON IS??

Yes, jealous minds want to know.

[ORION]

Bruce Lee would got to Jaa's martial arts school and beat the shit out of all the students and the sen-sei.

I know this because he did it in one of his movies.

He was hardcore like that.
Bruce Lee once kicked a Rhinoceros in half

[Melmart1]

A HA HA HA HA HA HOW DOES MELMART KNOW WHO JASON IS??
Royals Por Vida!

[batman2883]

HA HA HA has she seen your forest gump picture yet?

[batman2883]

Bruce Lee once kicked a Rhinoceros in half

then consumed its entired right half

[batman2883]

both mel and jason have hispanic last names but look whiter than most caucasions

[batman2883]

http://www.dragonballgt.it/files/gallerie/trunks/014.jpg

[Melmart1]

HA HA HA has she seen your forest gump picture yet?
You mean this one?

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6843/runforrestio9.jpg

[batman2883]

You mean this one?

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6843/runforrestio9.jpg
ha ha ha ha yup!!!

[Melmart1]

both mel and jason have hispanic last names but look whiter than most caucasions
Us whities stick together. Gueros Por Vida!

[ORION]

laugh it up guys. Mark you are lucky I don't have any of the picture I did of you. Like that monkey one wearing the bikini

[batman2883]

Us whities stick together. Gueros Por Vida!
gangsta white boy tv antenna in the back

[Melmart1]

laugh it up guys. Mark you are lucky I don't have any of the picture I did of you. Like that monkey one wearing the bikini
Laugh it up, fuzzball!

[batman2883]

laugh it up guys. Mark you are lucky I don't have any of the picture I did of you. Like that monkey one wearing the bikini


jason, just remember, tears dry

[batman2883]

hey guys next friday come to medusa, first drink will be on me if you come up to me :)

[ORION]

hey guys next friday come to medusa, first drink will be on me if you come up to me :)
I come up to you and kick you in the gonads

[batman2883]

I come up to you and kick you in the gonads
and ill have security take care of you

[batman2883]

ive got a personal bodyguard now

[Melmart1]

and ill have security take care of you
Security? With all the street cred you got from your gunshot wound, why can't you take care of him yourself?

[ORION]

ive got a personal bodyguard now
awww how special. maybe you will fall in love with him after the first time he saves your life

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

ive got a personal bodyguard now

http://www.movies-bg.net/cache/img/6208ed4f0baff1846ec459745de992e2.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Fuck you, Hays County!

[ORION]

http://www.movies-bg.net/cache/img/6208ed4f0baff1846ec459745de992e2.jpg
:lol
I can picture Batman jumping into his boyguard's arms after he hears a loud pop like someone opening a champainge bottle

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol
I can picture Batman jumping into his boyguard's arms after he hears a loud pop like someone opening a champainge bottle

Just imagine the fun if something actually happens to Batman.

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0328107/man-on-fire.jpg

[batman2883]

you guys are jerks

[ORION]

you guys are jerks
:cry

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Fuck you, Hays County!

Took you long enough, Hays County.

[ORION]

:madrun :madrun :pctoss FUCK :pctoss

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:madrun :madrun :pctoss FUCK :pctoss

What? Did one of your co-workers flash his dick cleavage as he leaned over you?

[ORION]

What? Did one of your co-workers flash his dick cleavage as he leaned over you?
No I just got beat down on NFL Blitz.

[CuckingFunt]

The amount of money I've been spending recently at the Starbucks drive-thru is further evidence of my need of a coffee providing robot.

[peewee's lovechild]

The amount of money I've been spending on porn lately is further proof of my need for a sex-bot.

[CuckingFunt]

Fake boobies are weird.

[samikeyp]

They can be fun to look at, if done right.


I still prefer natural ones though.

[ORION]

Fake boobies are weird.
there are 2 sets behind me

[ORION]

there are 2 sets behind me
wait let me beat everyone to the punch .........LIAR !

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

wait let me beat everyone to the punch .........LIAR !

Well, I was going to call you mentiroso, but I guess that'll suffice, too.

[Melmart1]

Well, I was going to call you mentiroso, but I guess that'll suffice, too.
Stop trying to act all Mexican, chinks.

[samikeyp]

Well, I was going to call you mentiroso, but I guess that'll suffice, too


Stop trying to act all Mexican, chinks.

Wouldn't it then be mentiloso? :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

there are 2 sets behind me

attached to the fake women you always talk about.

[peewee's lovechild]

Pinche mentiroso.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Stop trying to act all Mexican, chinks.

Don't make me go Gatita on you.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Don't make me go Gatita on you.

And by going Gatita, I mean smacking you upside the left side of your head to jar your eye crooked.

[Melmart1]

Don't make me go Gatita on you.
Don't you cross your eyes at me that way!

[peewee's lovechild]

What's with this Gatita person?

[Melmart1]

What's with this Gatita person?
n00b

[peewee's lovechild]

I read that name and I think Catwoman.

Somehow, I don't think this person is on that level.

[Melmart1]

I read that name and I think Catwoman.

Somehow, I don't think this person is on that level.
If by Catwoman you mean that stinking pile of shit movie that didn't deserve to be made, then yes. Gatita=Catwoman.

[batman2883]

And by going Gatita, I mean smacking you upside the left side of your head to jar your eye crooked.
damn thats cold blooded i would have hit that crooked eye woman

[batman2883]

mellys boobs are pretty ive seen them

[peewee's lovechild]

If by Catwoman you mean that stinking pile of shit movie that didn't deserve to be made, then yes. Gatita=Catwoman.

I meant Catwoman-Michelle Pfiefer "Catwoman" . . . but I guess my question's been answered anyway.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

damn thats cold blooded i would have hit that crooked eye woman

Not me. My dick has some self-respect.

[peewee's lovechild]

mellys boobs are pretty ive seen them

Dude, you're crossing the line.

Don't make me pop a cap on your ass . . . again.

[batman2883]

Not me. My dick has some self-respect.

aww poor gatita she was a gentle soul, just broken

[peewee's lovechild]

Not me. My dick has some self-respect.

So, this Gatita person has a crooked eye a-la Ashbeeigh??

[batman2883]

Dude, you're crossing the line.

Don't make me pop a cap on your ass . . . again.

what i mean if you want me to lie and say they arent then fine her boobs sag and look wrinkly

[batman2883]

So, this Gatita person has a crooked eye a-la Ashbeeigh??

she could probably be looking at me and you at the same time right now at this exact moment

[Melmart1]

So, this Gatita person has a crooked eye a-la Ashbeeigh??
Search function is your friend.

[Melmart1]

what i mean if you want me to lie and say they arent then fine her boobs sag and look wrinkly
They neither sag nor look wrinkly. :flipoff

[peewee's lovechild]

what i mean if you want me to lie and say they arent then fine her boobs sag and look wrinkly

No, I know that she's fine.

It's the fact that you're disrespecting her.

You know, the rules of territorial pissing and all that jazz.

[peewee's lovechild]

she could probably be looking at me and you at the same time right now at this exact moment

That sent chills down my spine.

[Melmart1]

No, I know that she's fine.

It's the fact that you're disrespecting her.

You know, the rules of territorial pissing and all that jazz.
He was disrespecting me by saying my boobies are pretty? :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Search function is your friend.

I'm too lazy for that, and I really can't spend too much time researching on this computer anyway.

[peewee's lovechild]

He was disrespecting me by saying my boobies are pretty? :lol

No, it wasn't that.

Shit, I'm trying to stand up for you.
I failed at that the last time.
It seems I failed yet again.

I'm not good at this stuff.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, I do agree on Mel's hotness.

[Melmart1]

I'm too lazy for that, and I really can't spend too much time researching on this computer anyway.
But, you can spend time posting? What's the difference if you do a search?

[batman2883]

They neither sag nor look wrinkly. :flipoff
hey i said they were pretty but peewee got mad

[peewee's lovechild]

But, you can spend time posting? What's the difference if you do a search?

I make quick posts in between work projects.

Research takes time and all that.

My boss would kill me if she caught me doing that.

[Melmart1]

No, it wasn't that.

Shit, I'm trying to stand up for you.
I failed at that the last time.
It seems I failed yet again.

I'm not good at this stuff.
But, you can't defend me against someone who was complimenting me. He didn't change his tune till you stepped in. So yeah, i would call that a fail.

[peewee's lovechild]

hey i said they were pretty but peewee got mad

I didn't force you to make any other comments.

[Melmart1]

I make quick posts in between work projects.

Research takes time and all that.

My boss would kill me if she caught me doing that.
Tell her to go stick an eggroll up her ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, you can't defend me against someone who was complimenting me. He didn't change his tune till you stepped in. So yeah, i would call that a fail.

I'm a failure.

I don't deserve Mel.
My life is shit.

:(

[batman2883]

i can piss anyone off here the quattro is my thread and i can do what i want with it, im the only person still around from the damn original crew yo!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Tell her to go stick an eggroll up her ass.

I would, if it weren't for the fact that I kinda like getting paid.

(by the way, the eggroll up the ass comment is making me laugh like crazy)

[samikeyp]

Dude, you're crossing the line.

Don't make me pop a cap on your ass . . . again.

As are you....you need to, again, check yourself.

[peewee's lovechild]

i can piss anyone off here the quattro is my thread and i can do what i want with it, im the only person still around from the damn original crew yo!!!

That sound was a gun shot aimed at your rectum.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, I was going to call you mentiroso, but I guess that'll suffice, too.I miss Mellow Man Ace.

[Melmart1]

I would, if it weren't for the fact that I kinda like getting paid.

(by the way, the eggroll up the ass comment is making me laugh like crazy)
I wrote that and then couldn't remember if your boss is the chinky or the scot. I guess I choose correctly.

[peewee's lovechild]

Blah blah blah blah blah, blah . . . . blah blah blah.


It's like your older character in a Charlie Brown movie.

[samikeyp]

i can piss anyone off here the quattro is my thread and i can do what i want with it, im the only person still around from the damn original crew yo!!!

You don't own the quattro.....the quattro owns you. :)

[ORION]

hey batman you remember that picture I emailed to you of the hot chick that works here

[peewee's lovechild]

I wrote that and then couldn't remember if your boss is the chinky or the scot. I guess I choose correctly.

Midge has the Scot.

She needs to shove a hagis up her ass.

[batman2883]

You don't own the quattro.....the quattro owns you. :)
i am the quattro

[peewee's lovechild]

The Scot put Midge on the spot today and made him do a presentation.

It was funny.

[samikeyp]

It's like your older character in a Charlie Brown movie.

Yeah.....you type goodly. :rolleyes


Don't make me go kite-eating tree on your ass.

:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

i am the quattro

Maybe this was true 8 or 9 Quattros ago . . . it's not true now.

[samikeyp]

i am the quattro

The quattro doesn't allow its ass to get shot.

[CuckingFunt]

Midge has the Scot.

She needs to shove a hagis up her ass.Is "haggis" singular?

[Melmart1]

The Scot put Midge on the spot today and made him do a presentation.

It was funny.
que chulo. and you can tell his dumb retired ass i said that, too.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah.....you type goodly. :rolleyes


Don't make me go kite-eating tree on your ass.

:lol

Okay, great and illustrious Cock Lord.

All praise the greatness that is Thunder Cock who shocks and amazes you with his corrective grammar skills. Powers given to him to make up for the apparent lack of manliness in the crotchular area of his person.

[batman2883]

its true always...as i said im still here ive been here in the quattro long before anyone else still posting in here

[CuckingFunt]

I text messaged someone today.

They didn't respond.

It makes me sad. :depressed

[batman2883]

haggis is delicious!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Is "haggis" singular?

Probably.

Who knows?

It's evident that I'm having grammar problems today.

[batman2883]

I text messaged someone today.

They didn't respond.

It makes me sad. :depressed

my phones dead

[samikeyp]

Okay, great and illustrious Cock Lord.

All praise the greatness that is Thunder Cock who shocks and amazes you with his corrective grammar skills. Powers given to him to make up for the apparent lack of manliness in the crotchular area of his person.


:lol

Ok..that was funny.


Hey, if you are going to talk shit, then sound dumb doing it, you are going to get called out for it. If the situation were reversed, you would do the same to me and you know it and I would deserve it.

[peewee's lovechild]

its true always...as i said im still here ive been here in the quattro long before anyone else still posting in here


The quattro doesn't allow its ass to get shot.

[peewee's lovechild]

my phones dead

Was it shot?

[Melmart1]

Probably.

Who knows?

It's evident that I'm having grammar problems everyday.
Fixed

[CuckingFunt]

Heh... crotchular area.

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol

Ok..that was funny.


Hey, if you are going to talk shit, then sound dumb doing it, you are going to get called out for it. If the situation were reversed, you would do the same to me and you know it and I would deserve it.

Yea.

I'm just deflecting for my poor grammar.

[samikeyp]

Was it shot?

It gave its life so that the Bat could live.

[peewee's lovechild]

The abuse I'm taking is inhumane.

What has turned The Mel against me?

[CuckingFunt]

I saw some chick at school today stomping around through rain puddles in her slippers.

Teenagers are fucking retards.

[peewee's lovechild]

It gave its life so that the Bat could live.
:lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

my phones dead

Did it get shot near the card slot?

[batman2883]

The abuse I'm taking is inhumane.

What has turned The Mel against me?

melly was mine long before you were even thought of

[CuckingFunt]

The abuse I'm taking is inhumane.

What has turned The Mel against me?Abuse?

I thought it was abuse when she was ignoring you.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

melly was mine long before you were even thought of

You know, Peewee, Holey McMexican up there has a point.

[samikeyp]

melly was mine long before you were even thought of

Mel is a lot of things but "anyone's" is not one of them.

[peewee's lovechild]

I saw some chick at school today stomping around through rain puddles in her slippers.

Teenagers are fucking retards.

Slippers?

That's retarded.

But, I've always wanted to run around and stomp through rain puddles while wearing those yellow rainboots.

They used to call them "rubbers" when I was a kid. It quickly became apparent why they stopped calling them that.

[samikeyp]

Holey McMexican

:lmao :lmao

Sounds like one of the mistakes from the McDonald's test kitchen.

[CuckingFunt]

Melmart makes my heart sing.




Sadly, my heart is tone deaf.

And aggressively loud.

[batman2883]

You know, Peewee, batman2883 who is the man might i add, and is my very very favorite hero out of any comic book or cartoon, has a point.


i sure do

[Melmart1]

The abuse I'm taking is inhumane.

What has turned The Mel against me?
You are paranoid. Who said I am against you?

[peewee's lovechild]

Abuse?

I thought it was abuse when she was ignoring you.

That was pretty bad.

It's worse when she calls me out on every mistake I make.

It cuts to the very core of me.

[samikeyp]

You are paranoid. Who said I am against you?

the voices in his head.

[CuckingFunt]

Slippers?

That's retarded.

But, I've always wanted to run around and stomp through rain puddles while wearing those yellow rainboots.

They used to call them "rubbers" when I was a kid. It quickly became apparent why they stopped calling them that.My skull rain boots are fucking win.

I'm a hard core badass when I wear them.

I don't need to stop through puddles because they run away from me in fear.

I'm like a punk rock Moses.

[samikeyp]

I'm like a punk rock Moses.

but with nicer tits! :tu

[Melmart1]

That was pretty bad.

It's worse when she calls me out on every mistake I make.

It cuts to the very core of me.
I don't call you out for waking up in the morning. Sheesh!

[peewee's lovechild]

You know, Peewee, Holey McMexican up there has a point.

Fuck that.

I'm like that young lion who has challenged the senior lion and taken over the pride.

He's done.

He will roam the serengetti (I won't even try the spelling on that one) with a bullet wound only to be laughed at. He will spend his remaing days wondering what went wrong.

He will die alone and the vultures will eat his remains and shit them out all over the African grasslands.

[batman2883]

I don't call you out for waking up in the morning. Sheesh!


melly is the morning

[CuckingFunt]

but with nicer tits! :tuWell... Moses' titties hang down to his knees, so that's really not too much to brag about.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i sure do

Shooty McTorso is, indeed, the man.

[peewee's lovechild]

You are paranoid. Who said I am against you?

It's a feeling.

And, it's consuming me.

[batman2883]

Fuck that.

I'm like that young lion who has challenged the senior lion and taken over the pride.

He's done.

He will roam the serengetti (I won't even try the spelling on that one) with a bullet wound only to be laughed at. He will spend his remaing days wondering what went wrong.

He will die alone and the vultures will eat his remains and shit them out all over the African grasslands.
what fantasy world do you live in i dont give up and im never done!!!! keep you're little fantasies to yourself son!!!

[Melmart1]

melly is the morning
Melly hates mornings! :wakeup

[peewee's lovechild]

but with nicer tits! :tu

True that.

[batman2883]

the rangers are the worst thing to ever happen to mlb

[CuckingFunt]

Would it be horribly arrogant to admit that I'm currently :lmao at myself?

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't call you out for waking up in the morning. Sheesh!

The hurt continues.

[samikeyp]

Melly hates mornings!

except when I make her tacos and even that is after 10a.

[Melmart1]

Melly hates mornings! :wakeup
Haha, I always wanted an opening to use that stupid smiley. Now if I could just find a reason to use the cell phone one, my day will be set.

[Melmart1]

the rangers are the worst thing to ever happen to mlb
Shut up, Yankee fan.

[CuckingFunt]

Haha, I always wanted an opening to use that stupid smiley. Now if I could just find a reason to use the cell phone one, my day will be set.I could have used it when whining about my unrequited text message.

[Melmart1]

Shut up, Yankee fan.
Oh damn, I meant the Braves. Sorry. :)

[peewee's lovechild]

what fantasy world do you live in i dont give up and im never done!!!! keep you're little fantasies to yourself son!!!

You're like Mustafa.

You're done.

Make room for ________ (whatever Mustafa's son's name was).

[batman2883]

Shut up, Yankee fan.
fuck no i hate the stupid ass yanks!!! im a braves fan!!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Shut up, Yankee fan.

I'm getting my friend Adam this for Hanukkah.

http://www.judaicawebstore.com/products/09/big/ST-69S_big.jpg

[batman2883]

Oh damn, I meant the Braves. Sorry. :)
people get hurt for saying things like that around here

[CuckingFunt]

You're like Mustafa.

You're done.

Make room for ________ (whatever Mustafa's son's name was).Simba.

[Melmart1]

I could have used it when whining about my unrequited text message.
Haha, I hate texting. Texting is the devil, much like MySpace.

Now that I am thinking of texting ... where the hell is that cell phone of mine? Someone claimed to have called me last night. Why can't people remember to use the home phone first? :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

Simba.My gut feeling is that this was monstrously gay, but I don't know if that's still the case since I'm a girl.

Thoughts?

[samikeyp]

The fact of you being a girl allows the reference.

[batman2883]

My gut feeling is that this was monstrously gay, but I don't know if that's still the case since I'm a girl.

Thoughts?
fag

[batman2883]

cuckingfunt is a girl!???!??

[CuckingFunt]

Haha, I hate texting. Texting is the devil, much like MySpace.

Now that I am thinking of texting ... where the hell is that cell phone of mine? Someone claimed to have called me last night. Why can't people remember to use the home phone first? :madrunI've come to terms with texting.

I think that the actual activity is okay, but still feel that the abbreviated language most often associated with it is contributing to the downfall of our society.

[CuckingFunt]

cuckingfunt is a girl!???!??Not really.

I just play one on the interwebs.

In real life I've got a voice like Barry White.

[Melmart1]

I've come to terms with texting.

I think that the actual activity is okay, but still feel that the abbreviated language most often associated with it is contributing to the downfall of our society.
Wat R U talkin bout?

[Melmart1]

Wat R U talkin bout?
:pctoss

[CuckingFunt]

Wat R U talkin bout?:dramaquee

Not you, Mel.

Please... not you.

[batman2883]

Not really.

I just play one on the interwebs.

In real life I've got a voice like Barry White.



i....cant get enough of your love baby

[Melmart1]

Haha, I hate texting. Texting is the devil, much like MySpace.

Now that I am thinking of texting ... where the hell is that cell phone of mine? Someone claimed to have called me last night. Why can't people remember to use the home phone first? :madrun
Haha, found it. He did call. Oopsie!

[CuckingFunt]

i....cant get enough of your love babyI had a Spanish teacher in high school who sounded exactly like Barry White.






She was a cunt.

[Melmart1]

I had a Spanish teacher in high school who sounded exactly like Barry White.






She was a cunt.
My Spanish teacher in HS was hilarious. She also taught French and spoke with a strange mix of accents. She was also prone to saying things like "Melissita Martinez, I can see down to your stomach when you yawn like that!" or "Only cats stretch in public, sweet girl!"

[CuckingFunt]

My Spanish teacher in HS was hilarious. She also taught French and spoke with a strange mix of accents. She was also prone to saying things like "Melissita Martinez, I can see down to your stomach when you yawn like that!" or "Only cats stretch in public, sweet girl!"Was she a lesbinun?

[batman2883]

My Spanish teacher in HS was hilarious. She also taught French and spoke with a strange mix of accents. She was also prone to saying things like "Melissita Martinez, I can see down to your stomach when you yawn like that!" or "Only cats stretch in public, sweet girl!"


i dont get it