Free Quattro Razor (10)

[ShoogarBear]

It's like you've ripped my hear out Mortal Combat style and stomped on it with stilletto heels.Mel doing that is kind of a hot image.

What color heels?

[Melmart1]

Mad Dog??

Never heard of it.
But, MD 20/20 was my lunch and dinner for 5 years.
Mad Dog 20/20

[peewee's lovechild]

Also my wit and circumference . . .

are equitable?

And, since you have no wit . . .

[CuckingFunt]

Mel doing that is kind of a hot image.

What color heels?
Black.

With metal heels.

[Melmart1]

Mel doing that is kind of a hot image.

What color heels?
I've seen a clip of a woman wearing stilettos and stomping on a guy's cock, then grinding it into the carpet. It made my clit flinch in sympathy.

[peewee's lovechild]

Mad Dog 20/20

Fuck!

Really??

That's what the MD stood for all these years??

Had no idea.

Tropical Punch, and the Hawaiian one are my favorite.
I never tried the Prune flavored one.

I have my limits.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've seen a clip of a woman wearing stilettos and stomping on a guy's cock, then grinding it into the carpet. It made my clit flinch in sympathy.

That's how you made me feel.

[CuckingFunt]

I've seen a clip of a woman wearing stilettos and stomping on a guy's cock, then grinding it into the carpet. It made my clit flinch in sympathy.
I've seen that before, too.

If it made my girly parts hurt, I can't imagine what a guy would have felt watching it.

[Melmart1]

Fuck!

Really??

That's what the MD stood for all these years??

Had no idea.

Tropical Punch, and the Hawaiian one are my favorite.
I never tried the Prune flavored one.

I have my limits.
Honestly, I don't know what the MD really stands for, but that's just what my friends and I always called it. We drank lots of it cus it was so cheap and had a higher alcohol content. All the drunks used to steal that and Thunderbird or Wild Irish Rose when I worked at HEB.

[ShoogarBear]

MD = Mogan David

Mad Dog is just a nickname created for it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Honestly, I don't know what the MD really stands for, but that's just what my friends and I always called it. We drank lots of it cus it was so cheap and had a higher alcohol content. All the drunks used to steal that and Thunderbird or Wild Irish Rose when I worked at HEB.

We used to chug one right before our football games.

Our coach would turn a blind eye to it all.

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.bumwine.com/

One of the great web sites ever. You must read it; it's hilarious.

[CuckingFunt]

The only alcoholic beverages I've ever liked are basic, boring cocktails.

[peewee's lovechild]

MD = Mogan David

Mad Dog is just a nickname created for it.

Isn't Mogan David a kosher wine??

I wasn't aware that Jews were responsible for MD 20/20.

They gave us Jesus and MD 20/20.
They're good peeps, but they lack in quality.

[ShoogarBear]

There was Prune-flavored MD 20/20? :vomit:

[ShoogarBear]

The only alcoholic beverages I've ever liked are basic, boring cocktails.It doesn't matter, as long as you become loose and pliable.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just saw a commercial promoting "Camelot" starring Lou Diamond Phillips at the Majestic.

I thought that fucker was dead.

I will only go if there is a cholo in the middle of the musical that screams "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchiiiiiiiiiiie!!!!!!!!!!"

[CuckingFunt]

It doesn't matter, as long as you become loose and pliable.
I start out pliable, I become giggly and obnoxious.

[Melmart1]

http://www.bumwine.com/

One of the great web sites ever. You must read it; it's hilarious.
:lmao I forgot about Night Train. One time a bum came in and tried to actually pay for a bottle of that. But the alcohol content is so high, it couldn't be sold after 10pm. He got maaaad about that! We had to have security escort him out. I have never heard of Cisco.

[peewee's lovechild]

There was Prune-flavored MD 20/20? :vomit:

Fuck yea, dude.

We always avoided that one like the plague.

If they were out of all the other MD's, we'd go with Boone's.

[ShoogarBear]

Isn't Mogan David a kosher wine??

I wasn't aware that Jews were responsible for MD 20/20.

They gave us Jesus and MD 20/20.
They're good peeps, but they lack in quality.http://www.bumwine.com/md2020.html


As majestic as the cascading waters of a drain pipe, MD 20/20 is bottled by the 20/20 wine company in Westfield, New York. This is a good place to start for the street wine rookie, but beware; this dog has a bite to back up its bark. MD Stands for Mogen David, and is affectionately called "Mad Dog 20/20". You'll find this beverage as often in a bum's nest as in the rock quarry where the high school kids sneak off to drink. This beverage is likely the most consumed by non-bums, but that doesn't stop any bums from drinking it! Our research indicates that MD 20/20 is the best of the bum wines at making you feel warm inside. Some test subjects report a slight numbing agent in MD 20/20, similar to the banana paste that the dentist puts in your mouth before injecting it with novocain. Anyone that can afford a dentist should steer clear of this disaster. Avaliable in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum, but only the full "Red Grape Wine" flavor packs the 18% whallop.

Liquor stores are starting to be infiltrated by a 13% variety of MD 20/20 Red Grape. There is also a new "Blue Raspberry" flavor with "BLING BLING". Even the lowest functioning of bums will know not to get swindled out of 5%.I always assumed it was Jewish and possibly kosher, but don't know it for a fact.

[peewee's lovechild]

:lmao I forgot about Night Train.

Guns N' Roses made that shit famous.

[CuckingFunt]

I just saw a commercial promoting "Camelot" starring Lou Diamond Phillips at the Majestic.

I thought that fucker was dead.

I will only go if there is a cholo in the middle of the musical that screams "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchiiiiiiiiiiie!!!!!!!!!!"
I think there will be.

Lou Diamond Phillips hired a cholo years ago to follow him around and periodically scream "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiitchiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

During a down time in both of thier careers, that hired cholo was actually Esai Morales.

[ShoogarBear]

I just saw a commercial promoting "Camelot" starring Lou Diamond Phillips at the Majestic.

I thought that fucker was dead.

I will only go if there is a cholo in the middle of the musical that screams "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchiiiiiiiiiiie!!!!!!!!!!"Can he even sing?

That could be a classic of unintentional comedy.

[Melmart1]

I just saw a commercial promoting "Camelot" starring Lou Diamond Phillips at the Majestic.

I thought that fucker was dead.

I will only go if there is a cholo in the middle of the musical that screams "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchiiiiiiiiiiie!!!!!!!!!!"
I read somewhere that his ex-wife is now Melissa Etheridge's lover. Not sure how true that is, but its kinda funny. I dated a guy once whose ex-wife left him for a woman and thems mens are damaged!

[CuckingFunt]

I have never heard of Cisco.
Cisco is what all my friends drank in high school trying to be cool.

[peewee's lovechild]

I always assumed it was Jewish and possibly kosher, but don't know it for a fact.

http://www.badgerwest.com/mogendavidwines.shtml

[ShoogarBear]

Maybe they can get Elizabeth Pena to be Guinevere, and Edward James Olmos to be Merlin.

[ShoogarBear]

My dad used to always sing the Thunderbird song.

[peewee's lovechild]

Can he even sing?


According to the commercial, no.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think there will be.

Lou Diamond Phillips hired a cholo years ago to follow him around and periodically scream "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiitchiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

During a down time in both of thier careers, that hired cholo was actually Esai Morales.

Whatever happened to Esai??

[peewee's lovechild]

I read somewhere that his ex-wife is now Melissa Etheridge's lover. Not sure how true that is, but its kinda funny. I dated a guy once whose ex-wife left him for a woman and thems mens are damaged!

She dumped his ass for Etheridge, and then she dumped Etheridge's ass.

[CuckingFunt]

Whatever happened to Esai??
Don't know. I always thought he was a pretty good actor.

[CuckingFunt]

She dumped his ass for Etheridge, and then she dumped Etheridge's ass.
Yeah. They had David Crosby's kid together.

But now Etheridge is with that chick who was on "Popular."

[ShoogarBear]

He's got 2 new movies coming out, according to the IMDB.

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't know. I always thought he was a pretty good actor.

Yea, I think the portrayal of his character "made" La Bamba.

[CuckingFunt]

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Is Squid going to talk? Or is he shunning The Quattro, too?

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah. They had David Crosby's kid together.


Forgot about that.

I wonder if Crosby regrets jacking off for them.

I still think he banged her in private and then just told everyone that he jacked into a cup.

[peewee's lovechild]

He's got 2 new movies coming out, according to the IMDB.

Straight to DVD?

[peewee's lovechild]

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Is Squid going to talk? Or is he shunning The Quattro, too?

I need to get started on my troll.

[Melmart1]

Whatever happened to Esai??
Didn't he get sued for giving some chick herpes? Most press he has had in years.

[ShoogarBear]

Straight to DVD?Well, one is called Kill Kill Faster Faster, so that sounds promising.

The other one is called La Linea and appears to be a real movie. Not only does it have Ray Liotta, Andy Garcia, and Armand Assante, but Esai appearently is the lead star.

[CuckingFunt]

Didn't he get sued for giving some chick herpes? Most press he has had in years.
I remember a scandal of come sort, but can't place the details. That sounds about right, though.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, one is called Kill Kill Faster Faster, so that sounds promising.

The other one is called La Linea and appears to be a real movie. Not only does it have Ray Liotta, Andy Garcia, and Armand Assante, but Esai appearently is the lead star.

The first one sounds Oscar worthy.

The second one sounds like a great cast put together for a shitty movie.

He deserves better than this.

Maybe he can get a permanent spot on Ugly Betty.

[peewee's lovechild]

I remember a scandal of come sort, but can't place the details. That sounds about right, though.

I never heard about that.

Did he bang Jessica Alba?

[Melmart1]

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Is Squid going to talk? Or is he shunning The Quattro, too?
Damn, a squid sighting :depressed

[CuckingFunt]

Well... this fizzled out rather abruptly.

[ShoogarBear]

Well... this fizzled out rather abruptly.No, no it didn't.

Oh, you're talking about the thread.

[CuckingFunt]

No, no it didn't.

Oh, you're talking about the thread.
Yes. I'm talking about the thread.

I refuse to make any predictions about the current state of anything else.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm still holding out hope Mel will come to her senses.

[jman3000]

is it so wrong to have gone to 3 baby showers in 1 year? it's not my fault my friends are getting knocked up at a geometric rate. i just hope i can win that crossing your legs game this time. paybacks a bitch.

[NASpurs]

This thread fucking blows.

[NASpurs]

Speaking of things that blow, I see jman crosses his legs. Sounds very feminine.

[NASpurs]

I haven't posted in this POS thread since Free Quattro Razor (05) or whatever. You hippies need jobs.

[samikeyp]

I just saw a commercial promoting "Camelot" starring Lou Diamond Phillips at the Majestic.


That show was just up here a few weeks ago. Not sure how Lou got that gig.....he's not much of a singer.

[Vertigo]

That show was just up here a few weeks ago. Not sure how Lou got that gig.....he's not much of a singer.

Ritchie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BlueMen]

hey

[Mister Sinister]

2009 can't come fast enough.

[samikeyp]

2009 can't come fast enough.

Not looking forward to 08?

[samikeyp]

Mel....what's for breakfast? :hungry:

[Mister Sinister]

Not looking forward to 08?
Not so much that, as Sin CIty 2 comes out in '09.

[Melmart1]

Mel....what's for breakfast? :hungry:
I already ate. French toast. We talked about it the other day and I got a hankering for it so I went out and bought some bread.

[samikeyp]

Not so much that, as Sin CIty 2 comes out in '09.

You...still live at home, don't you.

:)

[samikeyp]

I already ate. French toast. We talked about it the other day and I got a hankering for it so I went out and bought some bread.

Nice.

Do you make good french toast? (be advised that your answer could mean you seeing me really soon!)

:lol

[Melmart1]

Nice.

Do you make good french toast? (be advised that your answer could mean you seeing me really soon!)

:lol
Well, my sick nephew is here while his mom runs errands and he ate quite a bit for someone who says he doesn't have an appetite ( I think he might be milking the "illness" so he can stay home tomorrow).

[samikeyp]

Well, my sick nephew is here while his mom runs errands and he ate quite a bit for someone who says he doesn't have an appetite ( I think he might be milking the "illness" so he can stay home tomorrow).

I'm convinced! :)

[Mister Sinister]

You...still live at home, don't you.

:)
At 19, I don't see what's so bad about that. I live at home, yes, but I work, and have plans to go school.

[CuckingFunt]

There is zero food in this house and it's way too early for me to even consider getting dressed and getting breakfast.

[Mister Sinister]

I never have that problem. I sleep fully clothed in my fridge.

[samikeyp]

I never have that problem. I sleep fully clothed in my fridge.

Out of the closet...into the fridge!

Well played! :tu

[Mister Sinister]

Out of the closet...into the fridge!

Well played! :tu
Buh?

[mrsmaalox]

At 19, I don't see what's so bad about that. I live at home, yes, but I work, and have plans to go school.
Absolutely nothing wrong with living at home. Play by the rules, don't be an asshole; definitely a good situation. I think if I had stayed home longer, I probably wouldn't 100% HATE going there now!

[mrsmaalox]

Well, my sick nephew is here while his mom runs errands and he ate quite a bit for someone who says he doesn't have an appetite ( I think he might be milking the "illness" so he can stay home tomorrow).
Your kids still have school tomorrow? Mine are out until the 26th. Poor kid probably needs a "mental health" day; we all do now and then!

[Mister Sinister]

Absolutely nothing wrong with living at home. Play by the rules, don't be an asshole; definitely a good situation. I think if I had stayed home longer, I probably wouldn't 100% HATE going there now!
My parents charge me $58 bucks a week for room/board (25), car insurance (25), and a college loan from Eastern Illinois (8). I got it pretty damn good.

[Mister Sinister]

Your kids still have school tomorrow? Mine are out until the 26th. Poor kid probably needs a "mental health" day; we all do now and then!
My brothers (who are, incidentally, from other mothers) only have school Monday and Tuesday, then they're out the rest of the week.

[mrsmaalox]

My parents charge me $58 bucks a week for room/board (25), car insurance (25), and a college loan from Eastern Illinois (8). I got it pretty damn good.
Wow. $25 a week for internet and cable TV? I may come live with you! :lol

[Mister Sinister]

Wow. $25 a week for internet and cable TV? I may come live with you! :lol
:lol Would it be worth the cost of getting up to the NW suburbs of Chicago?

[mrsmaalox]

:lol Would it be worth the cost of getting up to the NW suburbs of Chicago?
You know I've lived in worse places (Cleveland/DC); and I ain't no stranger to the snow shovel!

[Mister Sinister]

You know I've lived in worse places (Cleveland/DC); and I ain't no stranger to the snow shovel!
The suburbs aren't bad...well, if you have anything against uppity, rich white people, you may develop an angry twitch.

[Mister Sinister]

FUCK YEAH! Pinhead!!

[Melmart1]

Your kids still have school tomorrow? Mine are out until the 26th. Poor kid probably needs a "mental health" day; we all do now and then!
I don't have kids. I have no idea if he has school tomorrow. I guess I just assumed he did, since we did. We went Mon and Tue and a half day Wed before T-day.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't have kids. I have no idea if he has school tomorrow. I guess I just assumed he did, since we did. We went Mon and Tue and a half day Wed before T-day.
We used to have the same schedule. I knew you didn't have kids; I've just seen you speak so affectionately about your nephews it felt right calling them "yours". :)

[mrsmaalox]

The suburbs aren't bad...well, if you have anything against uppity, rich white people, you may develop an angry twitch.
Do you live near St. Charles? One of my very best friends and her hubby lived there a few years ago. Yes it was a bit white, but it seemed like a nice place.

[Mister Sinister]

Do you live near St. Charles? One of my very best friends and her hubby lived there a few years ago. Yes it was a bit white, but it seemed like a nice place.
I know where it is, but not off the top of my head. I live in Fox River Grove...it's between Lake Zurich and Crystal Lake, if that means anything.

[Melmart1]

We used to have the same schedule. I knew you didn't have kids; I've just seen you speak so affectionately about your nephews it felt right calling them "yours". :)
Haha, well until I have my own, I play mommy with them. BTW, no, he doesn't have school tomorrow. What the hell! Kids today are sooo spoiled! :madrun

[mrsmaalox]

I know where it is, but not off the top of my head. I live in Fox River Grove...it's between Lake Zurich and Crystal Lake, if that means anything.
No I haven't heard of those places. I just remembered I knew this girl who's mother-in-law was a "slumlord". She drove all over the 'hood in a big white Caddy, wearing a mink coat, big blonde hair do, with long red fingernails and 3 huge diamond rings on each hand, cigarrette hanging out of her mouth, collecting rents at a bunch of really gross apartment buildings. She was really mean too! Quite a character!

[peewee's lovechild]

I just saw Toby Keith's Ford truck commercial for the billionth time.
I fucking hate that dickwad.

Big Dog Daddy my ass!!

You know what, if that mother fucker was all gun ho about the war with his "Boot up their ass" song, why didn't he sign up with the Marines or some shit like that.

He talks like he has big balls but he's just one giant pussy.

[ashbeeigh]

You know what, if that mother fucker was all gun ho about the war with his "Boot up their ass" song, why didn't he sign up with the Marines or some shit like that.


He wouldn't pass the physical fitness portion of the test.

[Melmart1]

I just saw Toby Keith's Ford truck commercial for the billionth time.
I fucking hate that dickwad.

Big Dog Daddy my ass!!

You know what, if that mother fucker was all gun ho about the war with his "Boot up their ass" song, why didn't he sign up with the Marines or some shit like that.

He talks like he has big balls but he's just one giant pussy.
http://dixiechicksfaq.homestead.com/files/FUTK.JPG

[mrsmaalox]

I just saw Toby Keith's Ford truck commercial for the billionth time.
I fucking hate that dickwad.

Big Dog Daddy my ass!!

You know what, if that mother fucker was all gun ho about the war with his "Boot up their ass" song, why didn't he sign up with the Marines or some shit like that.

He talks like he has big balls but he's just one giant pussy.
:ihit

[peewee's lovechild]

:ihit

Read the words, and read them well:

Toby Keith sucks ass!!!!!!


I would pay good money to have somebody ship him to Iraq, give him a gun, and say "Okay, it's time for you to put your boot up someone's ass."

The crying coming from him would be priceless.

Cock sucker.

[mrsmaalox]

Read the words, and read them well:

Toby Keith sucks ass!!!!!!


I would pay good money to have somebody ship him to Iraq, give him a gun, and say "Okay, it's time for you to put your boot up someone's ass."

The crying coming from him would be priceless.

Cock sucker.
Wow. Such hostility. Did you know he's been to Iraq/Afghanistan over 12 times? Did you know he has been to over 200 memorials for fallen soldiers (by family invitation)? Did you know he is a registered Democrat and does NOT support the war or Dub? Did you know he wrote "The Angry American" from the viewpoint of his deceased father who was a soldier and a patriot? Did you know when he sings, "You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This" I get a shiver down my spine? Did you know I like my men big and sweaty? :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Wow. Such hostility. Did you know he's been to Iraq/Afghanistan over 12 times? Did you know he has been to over 200 memorials for fallen soldiers (by family invitation)? Did you know he is a registered Democrat and does NOT support the war or Dub? Did you know he wrote "The Angry American" from the viewpoint of his deceased father who was a soldier and a patriot? Did you know when he sings, "You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This" I get a shiver down my spine? Did you know I like my men big and sweaty? :lol

I don't give a damn how many times he's been to Iraq, he's not fighting there. If he's not shoving a boot up someone's ass, he shouldn't be singing about it.

Fuck him.

As to how you like your men, I really don't have to know.

[Sapphire]

Seriously, TK has been milking this crap ever since 9/11. I used to love him when he was underrated. Now he just thinks he's Mr. Big Shit.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't give a damn how many times he's been to Iraq, he's not fighting there. If he's not shoving a boot up someone's ass, he shouldn't be singing about it.

Fuck him.

As to how you like your men, I really don't have to know.
Okay buster you are officially CUT OFF!!!!! You may satisfy your foot fetish elsewhere!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Seriously, TK has been milking this crap ever since 9/11. I used to love him when he was underrated. Now he just thinks he's Mr. Big Shit.

It's that smug bullshit that makes me want to rip his heart out and feed it to a pit bull and tell him "Whose the big dog daddy now, bitch?" as he's dying.

I'd bury him with a boot up his ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

Okay buster you are officially CUT OFF!!!!! You may satisfy your foot fetish elsewhere!!!!

I've yet to receive any foot fetish porn.

[mrsmaalox]

Seriously, TK has been milking this crap ever since 9/11. I used to love him when he was underrated. Now he just thinks he's Mr. Big Shit.
Yea, I can take him or leave him. He's not my favorite, but I wouldn't kick him outta my bed!! :lol I just really like how my kids get super annoyed when I act like I really love him. They call him "Dopey Keith"!

[mrsmaalox]

I've yet to receive any foot fetish porn.
Bullshit

[peewee's lovechild]

Yea, I can take him or leave him. He's not my favorite, but I wouldn't kick him outta my bed!! :lol I just really like how my kids get super annoyed when I act like I really love him. They call him "Dopey Keith"!

If I were your kid, I'd call him "Asshole Keith", or "Shitty Keith" . . . maybe "Inbred Redneck Keith" . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

Bullshit

I was promised a daily supply.

I have yet to be provided with a daily supply of foot porn.

[mrsmaalox]

I'd bury him with a boot up his ass.
Man get over that "object in ass" thing you have!

[Sapphire]

Yea, I can take him or leave him. He's not my favorite, but I wouldn't kick him outta my bed!! :lol I just really like how my kids get super annoyed when I act like I really love him. They call him "Dopey Keith"!

I used to think he was all that, but now I just can't take him anymore. He's gotten so cocky and full of himself, and I can't stand that. He used to be so humble and he really is talented, but hell, country stars are a dime a dozen now. See ya tk.

[mrsmaalox]

I was promised a daily supply.

I have yet to be provided with a daily supply of foot porn.
Well I haven't recieved what I was promised either!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Man get over that "object in ass" thing you have!

You're telling me?

He's the douche bag who has a freaking song about it!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Well I haven't recieved what I was promised either!!!

I need a panoramic lens.


Is that how you spell that word?

Anyway, yea . . . I need one of those.

[mrsmaalox]

I need a panoramic lens.


Is that how you spell that word?

Anyway, yea . . . I need one of those.
:rolleyes

[RashoFan]

I know where it is, but not off the top of my head. I live in Fox River Grove...it's between Lake Zurich and Crystal Lake, if that means anything.
My mom grew up in Woodstock....:)
I was born in Elgin.

[peewee's lovechild]

:rolleyes

You've gone too far.

[Melmart1]

Soooo... peewee promised mrsmaalox some porn of his own. Inneresting.

[RashoFan]

Peewee..you ever served or is someone in your family in the service. Just curious...

[mrsmaalox]

You've gone too far.
Not far enough I say :ihit

[peewee's lovechild]

Soooo... peewee promised mrsmaalox some porn of his own. Inneresting.

No.

She's calling me out on the daily foot porn stuff.

It was a one time deal.

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee..you ever served or is someone in your family in the service. Just curious...

All of my uncles on my mom's side are still actively serving in the Armed Services, save one who is a retired Colonel with the Air Force.

I have one aunt and one uncle on my father's side that are retired. But, I have a ton of cousins who are serving at the moment.

Why do you ask?

[peewee's lovechild]

Not far enough I say :ihit

You forget yourself.

I demand an apology.

[mrsmaalox]

No.

She's calling me out on the daily foot porn stuff.

It was a one time deal.
Excuse me? Then what the fuck do you need the microscopic----I mean "panoramic"lens for?!

[RashoFan]

All of my uncles on my mom's side are still actively serving in the Armed Services, save one who is a retired Colonel with the Air Force.

I have one aunt and one uncle on my father's side that are retired. But, I have a ton of cousins who are serving at the moment.

Why do you ask?
Just curious...
Glad you are supportive of the men and women of the armed services!
I am prior service...Navy,6 yrs.

[Melmart1]

Peewee..you ever served or is someone in your family in the service. Just curious...
Without even looking at his answer, I bet he has a shitload of family in the various branches. I bet a lot of them in the Army, too. He is from the Valley. It is areas like that which the military heavily recruits. Find a bunch of young kids in poor areas without money, promise them the moon and get them to sign on the dotted line. Textbook.

[Melmart1]

No.

She's calling me out on the daily foot porn stuff.

It was a one time deal.
Hmmmm.

[Melmart1]

All of my uncles on my mom's side are still actively serving in the Armed Services, save one who is a retired Colonel with the Air Force.

I have one aunt and one uncle on my father's side that are retired. But, I have a ton of cousins who are serving at the moment.

Why do you ask?
I figured as much.

[peewee's lovechild]

Excuse me? Then what the fuck do you need the microscopic----I mean "panoramic"lens for?!

You're in danger of losing your little plus sign next to your name.

I will not take this punishment any longer.

[peewee's lovechild]

Without even looking at his answer, I bet he has a shitload of family in the various branches. I bet a lot of them in the Army, too. He is from the Valley. It is areas like that which the military heavily recruits. Find a bunch of young kids in poor areas without money, promise them the moon and get them to sign on the dotted line. Textbook.

:lmao :lmao

You hit the nail on the head.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hmmmm.

Mmmmmmmmm . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

Just curious...
Glad you are supportive of the men and women of the armed services!
I am prior service...Navy,6 yrs.

Did this have anything to do with that country puke Toby Keith??

[mrsmaalox]

You're in danger of losing your little plus sign next to your name.

I will not take this punishment any longer.
Wait, you gave me a plus?! Oh Peewee, if I'd only known.....

[Melmart1]

:lmao :lmao

You hit the nail on the head.
Well, I was wrong about the Army part, you mentioned Air Force. But either way, the majority of the enlisted military comes from Small Town and/or Desperate Town, USA. It's really easy to get a wide-eyed teenager to sign on for a $10,000 bonus, as that's more money than they have ever seen in their lives. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

[RashoFan]

I am kinda sick of Toby Keith too....
and sorry I asked.....:(

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, I was wrong about the Army part, you mentioned Air Force. But either way, the majority of the enlisted military comes from Small Town and/or Desperate Town, USA. It's really easy to get a wide-eyed teenager to sign on for a $10,000 bonus, as that's more money than they have ever seen in their lives. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

I have several cousins in the Army, a couple in the Marines, and the rest are in the Air Force.

I guess my family is not too fond of water.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wait, you gave me a plus?! Oh Peewee, if I'd only known.....

Your plus status has been revoked . . . until you apologize for the statements you previously made.

[Melmart1]

Your plus status has been revoked . . . until you apologize for the statements you previously made.
You are a complete manwhore.

[peewee's lovechild]

I am kinda sick of Toby Keith too....

We're all sick of him.

Well, except for mrsmaalox . . . we're working on that.

[peewee's lovechild]

You are a complete manwhore.

I HAVE NEVER CHARGED FOR ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!

[Melmart1]

I HAVE NEVER CHARGED FOR ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!
Alright, manslut. There, happy?

[peewee's lovechild]

Alright, manslut. There, happy?

Well, that's a bit more accurate.

[Melmart1]

It's nothing to be proud of.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's nothing to be proud of.

Pride never factors into this lifestyle.

[mrsmaalox]

Your plus status has been revoked . . .
:bang Gawd I am SO stupid!

[marini martini]

I got a splinter in my toe, give me Shelly's husband's #

[Melmart1]

Pride never factors into this lifestyle.
You have no pride. Congrats.

[peewee's lovechild]

You have no pride. Congrats.

Why must you get so much pleasure out of torturing me?

[peewee's lovechild]

I got a splinter in my toe, give me Shelly's husband's #

So, so . . . suck your toe all the way to Mexico.

[mrsmaalox]

I got a splinter in my toe, give me Shelly's husband's #
I don't have the number, but I bought this neat little "splinter remover tweezer" at Walmart for $1 that gets any splinter, every time! I love that thing.

[marini martini]

So, so . . . suck your toe all the way to Mexico.

That sounds familiar, Ding Dong :lol

[Melmart1]

Why must you get so much pleasure out of torturing me?
I don't get any pleasure out of it. How perverse do you think I am?

[CuckingFunt]

Soooo... peewee promised mrsmaalox some porn of his own. Inneresting.
Indeed.

[marini martini]

I don't have the number, but I bought this neat little "splinter remover tweezer" at Walmart for $1 that gets any splinter, every time! I love that thing.


The thing is, I thought I pulled it out this morning, but when I got home a few minutes ago & changed & put on my flip flops, I looked at my toe & it's all swollen. Shit it hurts :madrun

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't get any pleasure out of it. How perverse do you think I am?

Quite perverse, as a matter of fact.

[CuckingFunt]

.

[Melmart1]

Quite perverse, as a matter of fact.
OK, you are correct. But, you are wrong on your previous assertion, and you are much, MUCH too dramatic and reactionary. You offer random internet women nekkid pictures and you expect me NOT to comment on it?

[peewee's lovechild]

OK, you are correct. But, you are wrong on your previous assertion, and you are much, MUCH too dramatic and reactionary. You offer random internet women nekkid pictures and you expect me NOT to comment on it?

I didn't offer anyone nekkid pictures.

At all.

I'm quite particular as to who I show my nekkid pictures to. I don't like the constant giggling that accompanies the pictures.

[marini martini]

OK, you are correct. But, you are wrong on your previous assertion, and you are much, MUCH too dramatic and reactionary. You offer random internet women nekkid pictures and you expect me NOT to comment on it?

Plus you let everyone know where you work :dizzy

[mrsmaalox]

OK, you are correct. But, you are wrong on your previous assertion, and you are much, MUCH too dramatic and reactionary. You offer random internet women nekkid pictures and you expect me NOT to comment on it?
In defense of Peewee there was no offer of pictures, nekkid or otherwise. (PW,can I get my plus back now?)

[CuckingFunt]

Drama, drama, drama.

[peewee's lovechild]

Plus you let everyone know where you work :dizzy

This is true.

I don't need random womens coming up to me and pointing at my crotchular area as they giggle.

[marini martini]

In defense of Peewee there was no offer of pictures, nekkid or otherwise. (PW,can I get my plus back now?)

Wow you little kiss :donkey

What's behind my name Pee wee?

[peewee's lovechild]

In defense of Peewee there was no offer of pictures, nekkid or otherwise. (PW,can I get my plus back now?)

Maybe.

You caused all this nonsense.

I have to think about it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wow you little kiss :donkey

What's behind my name Pee wee?

Behind it??

A black background.

[RashoFan]

could we discuss something more entertaining than who has their + revoked and nekkid pics of PeeWee?

[marini martini]

[QUOTE=peewee's lovechild]Behind it??

A black background.[/QUOT

O.K. In front of it then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :spin

[Melmart1]

could we discuss something more entertaining than who has their + revoked and nekkid pics of PeeWee?
Well then start a new topic or shut the fuck up.

[CuckingFunt]

O.K. In front of it then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :spin
Damn. If you want to know whether or not you're on his Buddy List, just ask.

[marini martini]

could we discuss something more entertaining than who has their + revoked and nekkid pics of PeeWee?

I apreciate your 6 year service in the navy :toast

[marini martini]

Damn. If you want to know whether or not you're on his Buddy List, just ask.

So am I on hid buddy list :lol Gotcha Funt :toast

[peewee's lovechild]

So am I on hid buddy list :lol Gotcha Funt :toast

Yep.

Us Alcoholics gotta stick togethers.

[peewee's lovechild]

could we discuss something more entertaining than who has their + revoked and nekkid pics of PeeWee?

There are no nekkid pics of The PeeWee.

That is an urban myth.

No, if you're asking for some . . . .

How much money do you have?

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn. If you want to know whether or not you're on his Buddy List, just ask.

You definitely have a plus on your name.

It would be a double plus if I could make it so.

[RashoFan]

Well then start a new topic or shut the fuck up.
Fine...how about the best part of Thanksgiving?

[CuckingFunt]

There are no nekkid pics of The PeeWee.

That is an urban myth.
Not quite myth.

More like... semantics.

[RashoFan]

I apreciate your 6 year service in the navy :toast
Thank you Marini. :spin

[CuckingFunt]

Fine...how about the best part of Thanksgiving?
Stuffing, raviolis, and pie. In that order.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fine...how about the best part of Thanksgiving?

I've heard that someone makes great pumpkin bars.

Damn it!!!
Now I have to have some!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Not quite myth.

More like... semantics.

What??

[RashoFan]

There are no nekkid pics of The PeeWee.

That is an urban myth.

No, if you're asking for some . . . .

How much money do you have?
How much do you think I have....I work... I go home...
I pay my bills...

[Melmart1]

Did RashoFan intend on looking stoned in her avatar? That's right up there with an ashbeeigh avatar.

[CuckingFunt]

I've never been tempted to have an avatar of myself.

[peewee's lovechild]

How much do you think I have....I work... I go home...
I pay my bills...

Well, then you're going to want to go for the Power-Eco pack.

It's $1.50 for 2 wallets, 1 4X6, and a frame of your choice.

[peewee's lovechild]

Did RashoFan intend on looking stoned in her avatar? That's right up there with an ashbeeigh avatar.

Nothing . . . and I mean nothing, even comes close to the ashbeeigh avatar. God stopped drinking after he realized what he did with her.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

To go to the bar or not to go to the bar.....
.......that is the question.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, then you're going to want to go for the Power-Eco pack.

It's $1.50 for 2 wallets, 1 4X6, and a frame of your choice.
:lol

The PeeWee is a cheap man-whore.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've never been tempted to have an avatar of myself.

You mean those red horns aren't yours?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

And which bar to go to....

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol

The PeeWee is a cheap man-whore.

Hey!!

I'm just looking out for those in the working class.

[Melmart1]

I've never been tempted to have an avatar of myself.
The Kings fans would pass out and die if you ever did that.

[CuckingFunt]

You mean those red horns aren't yours?
No.

I hide mine better.

[marini martini]

Thank you Marini. :spin

Your welcome sweetie. I'm cooking Thursday, and I'd invite all of you out, but my husband's "emo" side of the family is comming over, and it would piss them off if they couldn't hog all my attention. Needless to say, I bought a "box" of wine, since I'm the only drinker, and hey I've drunk half of it already. :toast

[peewee's lovechild]

And which bar to go to....

You could wear a wig and go find ShoogarBear.

He's drunk and horny somewhere in San Antonio.

[marini martini]

I looooooove wine, now

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Fuck, my vBookie took a beating today!
:dizzy

[CuckingFunt]

The Kings fans would pass out and die if you ever did that.
That, alone, would be the only temptation.

[Melmart1]

You could wear a wig and go find ShoogarBear.

He's drunk and horny somewhere in San Antonio.
Except that Todd lives in LA

[RashoFan]

Did RashoFan intend on looking stoned in her avatar? That's right up there with an ashbeeigh avatar.
Thanks for telling me...

[CuckingFunt]

Except that Todd lives in LA
Hence the name.

[RashoFan]

To go to the bar or not to go to the bar.....
.......that is the question.
go to the bar and have a drink for me. :drunk

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

You could wear a wig and go find ShoogarBear.

He's drunk and horny somewhere in San Antonio.

That's all well and good, but there are two problems with your suggestion:

1)I'm nowhere NEAR San Antonio
2)I'm not a bone smuggler.

The help is appreciated, though.

[Melmart1]

Hence the name.
Yeah, I never understood why so many people don't realize he isn't in SA. :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck. Now that I've committed to going to my father's house for dinner, I don't want to make the drive.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

go to the bar and have a drink for me. :drunk

See, peewee......
....now THIS is constructive advice!
Some may see it as enabling, but those folks just need to shut their pecker holsters.

[peewee's lovechild]

Thanks for telling me...

You look a little darker in that picture.

[ashbeeigh]

The exorcism of emily rose is on. :elephant

That's one of the best movies, ever.

[peewee's lovechild]

See, peewee......
....now THIS is constructive advice!
Some may see it as enabling, but those folks just need to shut their pecker holsters.

I was only trying to help.

I offer advice to the straights and the gays alike.

I don't discriminate.

[peewee's lovechild]

The exorcism of emily rose is on. :elephant

That's one of the best movies, ever.

Based on your diary?

[RashoFan]

You look a little darker in that picture.
That is my cat...

[peewee's lovechild]

Ashbeeigh is like the Ann Frank of exorcisms.

[ashbeeigh]

Based on your diary?

have you seen it?

[peewee's lovechild]

That didn't make much sense, but what the hell.

[peewee's lovechild]

have you seen it?

Your diary??

I looked through your panty drawer, but I couldn't find it.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Oh, sweet merciful crap!!!
Not the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade again!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

That is my cat...

Now, when you say cat . . .

[RashoFan]

That didn't make much sense, but what the hell.
That my cat is my avi or was that directed to Ashbeigh?

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh, sweet merciful crap!!!
Not the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade again!!!!

Already?

Isn't that done like on Thursday or something like that?

[ashbeeigh]

Your diary??

I looked through your panty drawer, but I couldn't find it.

then how could the movie be based off of it if you couldn't sell it?

But, seriously, it's a really good medical mystery.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Your diary??

I looked through your panty drawer, but I couldn't find it.

Moratorium, Goddammit!!!!!

[RashoFan]

Now, when you say cat . . .
I mean C A T or gato....

[peewee's lovechild]

That my cat is my avi or was that directed to Ashbeigh?

It was an ashbeigh thing.

[peewee's lovechild]

I mean C A T or gato....

Now when you say "gato" . . .

[ashbeeigh]

Oh, sweet merciful crap!!!
Not the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade again!!!!

I heard they tested them or some bs like that earlier this week. My god, isn't the night before early enough?

[RashoFan]

ay dios mio...

[CuckingFunt]

I'm bored.

I kind of miss the nekkid dingle drama.

[CuckingFunt]

Actually, I mostly miss the nekkid dingle.

But the drama was an entertaining diversion.

[CuckingFunt]

I actually want to punch Dane Cook in the head for being so unfunny.

[peewee's lovechild]

Actually, I mostly miss the nekkid dingle.

But the drama was an entertaining diversion.

Gotdammit!!

It's an urban myth!!!!!!!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I believe that Dr. Rockso makes his triumphant return on "Metalocalypse" tonight.
I could be mistaken.........but I hope I'm not.

[CuckingFunt]

I've tried on several occasions to get interested in "Metalocalypse," but I just can't do it.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

What did you think of the season finale of "Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil"?

[peewee's lovechild]

Soulja Boy.

[peewee's lovechild]

Some people here like that.

[Melmart1]

If peewee is going to start talking sexually about ashbeeigh again, I might retire from teh quattro as well.

[peewee's lovechild]

If peewee is going to start talking sexually about ashbeeigh again, I might retire from teh quattro as well.

It's not happening.

[Melmart1]

It's not happening.
Thank-you. :)

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I just saw some home-made Iranian porn.
:vomit: doesn't even begin to describe the horrors I was a witness to.

[Melmart1]

I just saw some home-made Iranian porn.
:vomit: doesn't even begin to describe the horrors I was witness to.
I viewed a porn once that simply said "muslim porn" thinking it would be two figures getting it on under a burka or some stereotyped shit like that. It was actually two men.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just saw some home-made Iranian porn.
:vomit: doesn't even begin to describe the horrors I was a witness to.

Was the woman covered?

[peewee's lovechild]

I viewed a porn once that simply said "muslim porn" thinking it would be two figures getting it on under a burka or some stereotyped shit like that. It was actually two men.

I think my previous question has been answered.

Fuck that.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Was the woman covered?

Yes, but after watching it, I REALLY wish that she would've been.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yes, but after watching it, I REALLY wish that she would've been.

Oooookay, now I need to know.

What the hell do you mean by that?
Was she covered in hair?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Oooookay, now I need to know.

What the hell do you mean by that?
Was she covered in hair?

The camera was stationary and the lighting was shit, but near as I could tell, she was surprisingly groomed. However, she was plump, so she had that working against her.
I had to watch it to see if it was going to be as bad as I thought it would be.
It was.

[peewee's lovechild]

The camera was stationary and the lighting was shit, but near as I could tell, she was surprisingly groomed. However, she was plump, so she had that working against her.
I had to watch it to see if it was going to be as bad as I thought it would be.
It was.

So, there was a lot of jiggling going on?

[Mister Sinister]

I want a symbiote, like in Spiderman. It'd be fucking awesome. I'd just go up to people, be like, "RAWRBLARGH!" and eat them.

[peewee's lovechild]

I want a symbiote, like in Spiderman. It'd be fucking awesome. I'd just go up to people, be like, "RAWRBLARGH!" and eat them.

You already do that to people with male genitalia.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So, there was a lot of jiggling going on?

More than should EVER be allowed by law.
:sick

[RashoFan]

Hey...big girls need lovin too

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Hey...big girls need lovin too

There's a difference between "big" and "sloppy".

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I think the funniest thing in the video was that the woman was wearing pantaloons!

[Mister Sinister]

I wish I had a monocle. I'd walk around wearing it, go up to people and say, "I say! They seem to be letting *all kinds* of riffraff onto the internets these days! Good day to you!"

[ashbeeigh]

I wish I had a monocle. I'd walk around wearing it, go up to people and say, "I say! They seem to be letting *all kinds* of riffraff onto the internets these days! Good day to you!"

and then you'd be the one with the fucked up eye.

[Mister Sinister]

and then you'd be the one with the fucked up eye.
Totally worth it. Besides, I'd rather be me with a fucked up eye than you.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Totally worth it. Besides, I'd rather be me with a fucked up eye than you.


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[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Did RashoFan intend on looking stoned in her avatar? That's right up there with an ashbeeigh avatar.

It could just be me, but I think that's her cat.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hey...big girls need lovin too

I'm shocked that this statement has gone so long without the Family Guy reference.

[jman3000]

:lmao