Free Quattro Razor (10)

[peewee's lovechild]

text her and find out, seeing as how she is your old girlfriend and all.

That bridge has been nuked via a promise I made you.

[ShoogarBear]

Why don't you go shove a rutabaga up your ass?

[CuckingFunt]

Damn, you are more literate than me by about 10 seconds. I feel so ashamed.There, there. It's okay.

I'd still fuck ya, even if you are a little slow. :spin

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn, you are more literate than me by about 10 seconds. I feel so ashamed.

Being literate and having the ability to make bad puns are not the same thing.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why don't you go shove a rutabaga up your ass?

Go shove a handbook of literary terms up your ass.

It will help with your piece of shit puns.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't feel like going to my last class today, so... I think I'm not gonna.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't feel like going to my last class today, so... I think I'm not gonna.

Take a Johnny Cashesque picture of you shooting the finger and send it to your professor.

[ShoogarBear]

Go shove a handbook of literary terms up your ass.

It will help with your piece of shit puns.Hasn't it been more than five minutes since your last simper?

[jman3000]

my 3 hour class is getting ready to start in about 5 minutes. super gay.

[CuckingFunt]

Take a Johnny Cashesque picture of you shooting the finger and send it to your professor.Not necessary. He doesn't take roll.

[ShoogarBear]

my 3 hour class is getting ready to start in about 5 minutes. super gay.Well, at least you have the suit for it.

[CuckingFunt]

Tomorrow I have to register for Spring classes. I have no idea what I'm going to take yet.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hasn't it been more than five minutes since your last simper?

Hasn't it been more that five minutes since you last changed your depends?

Check on that.

[Melmart1]

Being literate and having the ability to make bad puns are not the same thing.
I know, I was just making fun of shoog.

[ShoogarBear]

Hasn't it been more that five minutes since you last changed your depends?
No. Why, you hungry?

[Melmart1]

Ew, gross Shoog! That's just nasty.

[peewee's lovechild]

No. Why, you hungry?

For your specially made depends tacos . . . nah, I'll pass.

But, you go ahead.
Have fun.

[ShoogarBear]

Ew, gross Shoog! That's just nasty.He started it.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm glad that G4 has brought back this ad campaign. It amused me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI-ObHzkw78 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI-ObHzkw78)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY-ttNWctNY&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NzO2yJ_PtY&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NzO2yJ_PtY&feature=related)

[ShoogarBear]

Ew, gross Shoog! That's just nasty.And WTF, everything that's been said in the history of the Quattro and that grosses you out? :lol

[CuckingFunt]

And WTF, everything that's been said in the history of the Quattro and that grosses you out? :lolI'm still more disturbed by the mention of ashbeeigh's gape.

[Melmart1]

And WTF, everything that's been said in the history of the Quattro and that grosses you out? :lol
I didn't say it grossed me out, but it IS nasty.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm still more disturbed by the mention of ashbeeigh's gape.

You could fit more than a couple of Shoog's Depends diapers in Ashbeeigh's gape.

[ShoogarBear]

midget says 25 nastier things every morning before he brushes his teeth.

[Melmart1]

midget says 25 nastier things every morning before he brushes his teeth.
true, but he's not here anymore. though he is supposedly going to join us Friday. Will the Shoog be in attendence as well?

[ShoogarBear]

You could fit more than a couple of Shoog's Depends diapers in Ashbeeigh's gape.Yeah, keep the Depends lines coming. They are killing.

[ShoogarBear]

true, but he's not here anymore. though he is supposedly going to join us Friday. Will the Shoog be in attendence as well?I dunno. Probably depends on what the orthopod tells me when I see him that morning.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm looking forward to this Friday.

I'm not convinced that's a good thing, necessarily.

[jman3000]

i think i still have a lingering crush on hairy ass girl.

shit.

[Melmart1]

I'm looking forward to this Friday.

I'm not convinced that's a good thing, necessarily.
And why is that?

[CuckingFunt]

And why is that?Because the first social event that I've planned since the move involves getting drunk with strangers on the interwebs.

I blame the sea of dumbass teenagers I'm drowning in.

[Melmart1]

Because the first social event that I've planned since the move involves getting drunk with strangers on the interwebs.

I blame the sea of dumbass teenagers I'm drowning in.
You know my name, so you are not a stranger, technically ;)

[Melmart1]

Hey, peewee! I have great news about your daddy!

http://perezhilton.com/?p=9448

[CuckingFunt]

You know my name, so you are not a stranger, technically ;)This is true.

[CuckingFunt]

Hey, peewee! I have great news about your daddy!

http://perezhilton.com/?p=9448That could either be really terrible, or the greatest thing in the history of the world.

[CuckingFunt]

Two Quattro deaths today and neither of them are mine.

Things are looking up for The Funt.Son of a bitch!

[Melmart1]

Son of a bitch!
:lmao

You jinxed yourself. You shoulda just gone to class, then this would not have happened.

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao

You jinxed yourself. You shoulda just gone to class, then this would not have happened.No shit. When will I ever learn?

It's still a good thing I didn't go to class, though. I'm being more productive here at home than I would be at school right now.

[jman3000]

:lmao

my profesor just said "blow jobs and butt sex for everyone"

[jman3000]

she was talking about the ineffectiveness of the abstinence only campaign and how girls see anal and oral sex as a good alternative to normal sex.

[CuckingFunt]

she was talking about the ineffectiveness of the abstinence only campaign and how girls see anal and oral sex as a good alternative to normal sex.Young girls today are fucking idiots. It's sad.

[jman3000]

what's the official time limit for a thread to be considered killed?

you were going up on 50 minutes.

[CuckingFunt]

I hate that ashbeeigh is shown as the thread starter here. If I accidentally click on her name instead of the "new posts" button, it takes me to her fucking profile.

[CuckingFunt]

what's the official time limit for a thread to be considered killed?

you were going up on 50 minutes.I think it has less to do with time than with interrupting the conversational flow.

If no one posts for 12 hours, then you were to post (for the sake of example), and then no one posted for another 12 hours... I, personally, wouldn't consider that to be thread assassination. However, if there are posts coming left and right and your post is suddenly followed by even five minutes of "silence," that's a death.

[CuckingFunt]

And I should know. I'm an expert.

[Silver21_Black20]

Doesn't do any good if you don't change those damn velcro shoes.

:lmao :lmao

[jman3000]

im wearing dress shoes :madrun:

[CuckingFunt]

im wearing dress shoes :madrun:I'm proud of you.

Did you tie them yourself like a big boy?

[jman3000]

they're loafers :spin

[Silver21_Black20]

Ok . . . confession. I have a girl crush on Juliana from Dancing wth the Stars. She is super cute.

[jman3000]

fag.

[CuckingFunt]

Ok . . . confession. I have a girl crush on Juliana from Dancing wth the Stars. She is super cute.I know not who this is.

[CuckingFunt]

fag.Girls aren't fags.

[jman3000]

dyke

[Silver21_Black20]

they're loafers :spin


fag.

[jman3000]

A sort of anticipation and apprehension reigned as 30-45 students crammed into a tiny meeting room to indulge in sexual fantasies at the Club X meeting, Nov 14.

The topic? Masochism.

Members introduced themselves at the unofficial meeting in the UC by sharing their names, ages and who among the group they would most want to have sex with, and why. Then the meeting was under way.

It, however, was quickly terminated. Since Club X is not a registered student organization at UTSA, the group cannot get together in the form of a meeting, and UC officials seemed unwilling to allow the gathering to go unchecked.

Minutes into their agenda, Club X founders Riley Jackson Starr and Andrew Steveson were asked to move the meeting to the Ski Lodge where the participants shared which fetishes they would most like to discuss.

Fetishes included anal, dominatrix, bukakke and furries, in which individuals dress up as animals and perform sexual activities.

While this gathering would qualify as a meeting, most of Club X's activities are off campus. The group is still searching for an advisor, and therefore, is not considered a registered student organization. As a result, the group can discuss only what they would like to do. They cannot start or initiate activities on campus.

According to their group on facebook.com, Club X will spend time watching pornography while learning how to critique it. They will also focus on the history of the subject and possibly act in amateur porn. They also plan to make field trips to strip clubs.

Due to their restrictions, the meeting in the UC ended shortly after it had begun, with plans to start the meeting over again at an off-campus residence where a movie on masochism would be shown.

Club X's gatherings often have a central theme pertaining to sexual activity. The prior two gatherings centered on bondage and orgies.

During the meeting, participants were asked to show "toys," including novelty items such as whips, paddles and a lubrication injector.

:lmao i wish i had known about this.

[jman3000]

"My name is Natasha, and I'd like to fuck Jman because he's such a stud"

[jman3000]

at the risk of sounding like a slut... im there.

[jman3000]

and as katy, katy's friend, kori, sandra, maybe rashofan... i cant remember, and i think even angel know... it's that im a bit of a masochist.

[CuckingFunt]

Paying bills would be a much more enjoyable task if I could use someone else's money to do it.

[Silver21_Black20]

I know not who this is.

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/julianne-hough-pirates-of-the-caribbean-at-worlds-end-movie-premiere-arrivals-1zE0YI.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/julianne-hough-pirates-of-the-caribbean-at-worlds-end-movie-premiere-arrivals-1zE0YI.jpgIs she a dancer, or one of the stars?

[Silver21_Black20]

Is she a dancer, or one of the stars?

Dancer.

[Melmart1]

Dancer.
So, does this mean that Midge is watching "Dancing With the Stars" too?

[peewee's lovechild]

I dunno. Probably depends on what the orthopod tells me when I see him that morning.

Freudian slip.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm thawing and preparing the very last batches of my grandmother's homemade raviolis and sauce from before she passed.

This is going to be the most delicious and depressing dinner ever.

[Mister Sinister]

Will it be depressingly delicious or deliciously depressing?

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey, peewee! I have great news about your daddy!

http://perezhilton.com/?p=9448

All shitting aside, this is one movie I really want to see.

[CuckingFunt]

Will it be depressingly delicious or deliciously depressing?Both, but primarily the former.

[Melmart1]

Freudian slip.
haha, I can't believe I didn't catch that.

[peewee's lovechild]

she was talking about the ineffectiveness of the abstinence only campaign and how girls see anal and oral sex as a good alternative to normal sex.

I love those girls.

[CuckingFunt]

haha, I can't believe I didn't catch that.Ditto. I'm disappointed in myself.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ok . . . confession. I have a girl crush on Juliana from Dancing wth the Stars. She is super cute.

Is Midge done "throwing up"?

Is he pregnant?

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm thawing and preparing the very last batches of my grandmother's homemade raviolis and sauce from before she passed.

This is going to be the most delicious and depressing dinner ever.

We have some of my grandmother's last tamales.

She passed away 15 years ago.
They might not be good anymore, but what the hell.

[CuckingFunt]

We have some of my grandmother's last tamales.

She passed away 15 years ago.
They might not be good anymore, but what the hell.Only reason I still have it is because I felt like it would be weird to eat it, but... that shit's good and I don't want to waste it.

[Melmart1]

My grandmother couldn't cook for shit, so we didn't save anything. Of course, having died of Alzheimer's, we would have had to freeze anything she cooked five years before she died because if we had let her use the stove after she fell ill, she likely would have burned the whole place down.

[CuckingFunt]

My grandmother couldn't cook for shit, so we didn't save anything. Of course, having died of Alzheimer's, we would have had to freeze anything she cooked five years before she died because if we had let her use the stove after she fell ill, she likely would have burned the whole place down.My great grandmother had Alzheimer's, but she was a good cook.

Too bad she was completely nutty by the time she passed, because I'd have killed for a few cookies to remember her by.

[peewee's lovechild]

My grandmother was a great cook.

Her tamales were the absolute best. And, she made a menudo that people would have killed for. But, my favorite were her tortillas. She made some kick ass tortillas de harina and some great tortillas de maiz.

She was a great cook and I think I got my cooking passion from her and my grandfather. My grandfather was a genius with a grill.

[Melmart1]

Grilling is an art I have yet to perfect. I always lived in apartments and wasn't allowed to have a grill. I live in a house now but haven't bought one. My baby brother and I did grill some ribs one time and they were quite yummy, so I think I will have to buy one soon and start experimenting.

[Silver21_Black20]

So, does this mean that Midge is watching "Dancing With the Stars" too?

:lol Yes. But we watch Heroes afterwards so it erases the fact that he watched Dancing with the Stars.

[Melmart1]

:lol Yes. But we watch Heroes afterwards so it erases the fact that he watched Dancing with the Stars.
First, its Justin Timberlake. Then its chocolate cheesecakes. Now, "Dacing With the Stars."

I think Midge has caught teh gay.

[Silver21_Black20]

Is Midge done "throwing up"?

Is he pregnant?

He is done throwing up. I wish midge would have puked on you.

[Melmart1]

So, I want to hear the chisme ... why is Sandra all pissed off at peewee? Enquiring minds want to know.

[Silver21_Black20]

First, its Justin Timberlake. Then its chocolate cheesecakes. Now, "Dacing With the Stars."

I think Midge has caught teh gay.

There is nothing gay about watching half nekkid chicks dance.

[CuckingFunt]

Enquiring minds want to know.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, I want to hear the chisme ... why is Sandra all pissed off at peewee? Enquiring minds want to know.

So do I.

Fuck if I know.

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought we were cool.
I guess I was wrong.

Well, she take a number and join the long list of people who hate The PeeWee.

[Silver21_Black20]

I thought we were cool.
I guess I was wrong.

Well, she take a number and join the long list of people who hate The PeeWee.

The PeeWee?

That is the gayest shit ever to be in the Quattro.

[CuckingFunt]

people who hate The PeeWee.

I still don't think this list is quite as long as The PeeWee would like to think it is.

[Melmart1]

The PeeWee?

That is the gayest shit ever to be in the Quattro.
Damn, Sandra is mad at peewee! Remind me never to get on her bad side!

[jman3000]

Damn, Sandra is mad at peewee! Remind me never to get on her bad side!

or she'll make fun of a post you made on a message board?

*shivers*

[CuckingFunt]

Stuffing is heaven, for the record. Best thing about Thanksgiving by a long shot.

In fact, if not for its respected position as the vessel for the stuffing, I would think turkey was boring and useless.

[Melmart1]

I also think Sandra is purposely dodging the question. I guess we won't get the scoop today :(

[Silver21_Black20]

or she'll make fun of a post you made on a message board?

*shivers*

Or . . . she could totally own you at miniature golf.

[Melmart1]

or she'll make fun of a post you made on a message board?

*shivers*
Go tie your loafers.

[Rocky Dennis]

I wish I could be a part of this group. I know you would accept me after you realize I'm just a normal kid.

[jman3000]

Or . . . she could totally own you at miniature golf.

or she could ... shut up her stupid head.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wish I could be a part of this group. I know you would accept me after you realize I'm just a normal kid.

Your face looks like it's been stuck in SB's rectum for a couple of days.

Next time, put a lump of coal up there and get ready for something special.

[Melmart1]

I wish I could be a part of this group. I know you would accept me after you realize I'm just a normal kid.
Isn't this Midge? You left this 'group' all on your own.

[PopeJohnPaulII]

Bless you all my children.

[Silver21_Black20]

or she could ... shut up her stupid head.

:lol :lol

[PopeJohnPaulII]

Boogity boogity boogity boo!!

[CuckingFunt]

Yet my box remains unfilled.

So sad.My box was starting to get filled. And it felt good.

But then it stopped.

Now I feel all empty and alone again.

[Melmart1]

Midge, just start posting in here again, you gotdamned pussy.

[Melmart1]

My box was starting to get filled. And it felt good.

But then it stopped.

Now I feel all empty and alone again.
peewee pulled out early?

[CuckingFunt]

peewee pulled out early?Sadly, yes.

[jman3000]

dont eat hot sauce covered food when you have chapped lips... you will regret it the rest of your life.

[PopeJohnPaulII]

http://soccernet-att.espn.go.com/images/jb2/italayfab_get500.jpg

Me likey!!

[CuckingFunt]

dont eat hot sauce covered food when you have chapped lips... you will regret it the rest of your life.How would you have chapped lips? We already know your fondness for lip gloss.

[jman3000]

How would you have chapped lips? We already know your fondness for lip gloss.

fuck. i hate JB and his damn camera spy gear.

[jman3000]

this is a shitty lineup we have out there.

[PopeJohnPaulII]

Queen of the Holy Rosary, you have designed to come to Fatima and Medjugorje, to reveal to the three shepherd children and six visionaries, the treasures of grace hidden in the Rosary. Inspire my heart with a sincere love of this devotion, in order that by meditating on the Mysteries of our Redemption which are recalled in it, I may obtain peace for the world, the conversion of sinners, and the favor which I ask of you in this Rosary (Mention your request). I ask it for the greater glory of God, for your own honor, and for the good of souls, especially for my own. Amen.

[Melmart1]

dont eat hot sauce covered food when you have chapped lips... you will regret it the rest of your life.
would that be the lips on your face, or the ones on your mangina?

[jman3000]

would that be the lips on your face, or the ones on your mangina?
im not THAT kinky.

[PopeJohnPaulII]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYdBfcFJ_EY

:eyebrows

[jman3000]

CF... you should have went to the spurs game tonight.

[CuckingFunt]

CF... you should have went to the spurs game tonight.I'm nowhere near it. I'm too far away to even see it on TV.

[CuckingFunt]

Besides, I have an unbelievable streak of seeing the Kings win and I don't want them to make the playoffs anymore until they rebuild. So, even if I were still in town, I'd stay away so as not to fuck with the mojo.

[jman3000]

i used to have a streak like that going, but then 2005 happened and we lost to the suns in game 4.

[CuckingFunt]

i used to have a streak like that going, but then 2005 happened and we lost to the suns in game 4.I'm 38-1 when seeing the Kings in person, and that includes a few road games and a few games during the last two seasons when the suck was getting started.

Also, that one Kings loss is the only time I've ever been to a sporting event of any kind (and at any level) and seen the person/team I was rooting for lose.

Freaky luck.

[peewee's lovechild]

RashoFan is here.

I hope she has her firefighter suspenders with her.

[jman3000]

I'm 38-1 when seeing the Kings in person, and that includes a few road games and a few games during the last two seasons when the suck was getting started.

Also, that one Kings loss is the only time I've ever been to a sporting event of any kind (and at any level) and seen the person/team I was rooting for lose.

Freaky luck.
wow.. impressive... i thought mine was nice at 9-0 :depressed

[CuckingFunt]

RashoFan is here.

I hope she has her firefighter suspenders with her.I would think that you would hope she didn't have her suspenders with her.

[jman3000]

haha... i remember when rashofan flashed her boobs.

[jman3000]

everybody and their mother was drunk that night.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would think that you would hope she didn't have her suspenders with her.

I actually like the whole suspenders thing.

[Melmart1]

RashoFan is here.

I hope she has her firefighter suspenders with her.


You constant flirting wounds me.

:dramaquee hypocrite

[peewee's lovechild]

:dramaquee hypocrite

I'm not flirting with her!!

I'm just commenting on how much I liked that picture.
It was nice.

[Melmart1]

I'm not flirting with her!!

I'm just commenting on how much I liked that picture.
It was nice.
Asking if she brough her suspenders isn't flirting?!?

:dramaquee You wound me to the core! :dramaquee

[Flaco Jimenez]

Any of ju wan me to play accordion?

[Flaco Jimenez]

I play real good.

[Flaco Jimenez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKZvSz4qs2w

[Flaco Jimenez]

Ju see. I play real good.

[CuckingFunt]

Asking if she brough her suspenders isn't flirting?!?

:dramaquee You wound me to the core! :dramaqueeOnce more:


Peewee's views on jealousy are quite skewed.

[peewee's lovechild]

Asking if she brough her suspenders isn't flirting?!?

:dramaquee You wound me to the core! :dramaquee

It hurts me that I hurt you.

I will make it up to you somehow.

[Melmart1]

It hurts me that I hurt you.

I will make it up to you somehow.
promises, promises

[inconvertible]

so where to I sign up for the free razor?

[CuckingFunt]

It hurts me that I hurt you.Interesting.

[Melmart1]

Interesting.
What, that he has feelings? :lol

[CuckingFunt]

What, that he has feelings? :lolYou could put it that way.

[marini martini]

Ju see. I play real good.

Flaco,

Remember me, I recognized you on South West flight to Reno?????????????????? :toast

[Flaco Jimenez]

Flaco,

Remember me, I recognized you on South West flight to Reno?????????????????? :toast

Oh jess mija. Ju are the chica that is drinking a lot.

[Melmart1]

Flaco,

Remember me, I recognized you on South West flight to Reno?????????????????? :toast
Ahem, you told us that we were not to allow you to post after 10pm. It is now 10:22. Please log off. Thanks.

[jman3000]

has anybody had lasik done? i'm seriously debating getting it done... i hear it's super cheap right now too.

[CuckingFunt]

has anybody had lasik done? i'm seriously debating getting it done... i hear it's super cheap right now too.Everyone I know who's gotten it done was back in glasses within a couple of years.

[jman3000]

Everyone I know who's gotten it done was back in glasses within a couple of years.

one of my profesors got it done when it was still in its infancy and she says her vision hasnt degraded a single bit.

i reckon the quality of the doctor has a lot to do with that. i know my uncle got it done 4 years ago too and he said it was the best thing he's ever done.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm sure there are a lot of benefits to it, but I'm just skeptical of a surgery that still so (relatively) new.

Then again, I love my nerdy glasses, so it's not something that I've researched all that much.

[jman3000]

the thing i cant stand about it is the fact that youre awake when they do the procedure... you have to flippin watch them shave a layer off your eyeball... that'd freak me out.

[peewee's lovechild]

Everyone I know who's gotten it done was back in glasses within a couple of years.

My brother had it done ten years ago and he's been good since.

It's definitely worth it.

[Melmart1]

If I had the money, I would do the lazik in a heartbeat.

[peewee's lovechild]

the thing i cant stand about it is the fact that youre awake when they do the procedure... you have to flippin watch them shave a layer off your eyeball... that'd freak me out.

Your eyesight goes black when they do the procedure, you don't see shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

If I had the money, I would do the lazik in a heartbeat.

I wanted to do it this year, but my future daughter is taking all my money.

[jman3000]

Your eyesight goes black when they do the procedure, you don't see shit.

nice... i always figured you had to view the scalpel slowly shaving your eye... i know you wouldnt feel anything but the pressure... but ive had bad experiences with anesthetics (they didnt fully numb me when they took out my wisdom teeth :depressed ) and it's just a weird thing to go through.

[marini martini]

the thing i cant stand about it is the fact that youre awake when they do the procedure... you have to flippin watch them shave a layer off your eyeball... that'd freak me out.

I watched one of my b.f. have it done, when they flip over the cover of your cornea, it is kind of intense. But she had never had a valium, so the ride back home was funny as shit :toast

[CuckingFunt]

I'm bored.

[Melmart1]

I'm bored.
Me, too. I am a little tired but not quite enough to go to sleep just yet.

[CuckingFunt]

Me, too. I am a little tired but not quite enough to go to sleep just yet.I'm nowhere near tired enough to go to sleep.

But I've done all the homework I can stand to do tonight and I don't feel like cleaning the kitchen just yet, so... bored.

[Melmart1]

I'm nowhere near tired enough to go to sleep.

But I've done all the homework I can stand to do tonight and I don't feel like cleaning the kitchen just yet, so... bored.
I had planned to go to bed after the game, but shit ... the Spurs forgot to show up after halftime. There is still more than a quarter left, though so I am loathe to turn it off.

[CuckingFunt]

I had planned to go to bed after the game, but shit ... the Spurs forgot to show up after halftime. There is still more than a quarter left, though so I am loathe to turn it off.We're winning?

Jesus fuck. What for?

[Melmart1]

We're winning?

Jesus fuck. What for?
Not only are you winning, but kicking ass.

82-68, 1:20 left in the third.

[CuckingFunt]

Not only are you winning, but kicking ass.

82-68, 1:20 left in the third.:pctoss

If we keep doing this, the dumbshits currently in charge are going to think we're contenders again and don't need anymore roster changes.

[peewee's lovechild]

If we keep doing this, the geniuses currently in charge are going to think we're contenders again and don't need anymore roster changes.

[RashoFan]

has anybody had lasik done? i'm seriously debating getting it done... i hear it's super cheap right now too.
I am considering having lasik done mid next year. I want to save up for at least half of the cost for the procedure and finance the rest...I wouldn't go the "cheap" route. You get what you pay for and as I understand, the cost of the surgery does depend on how bad your vision is. I wear a -6.00 for my contacts...I am very nearsighted...and a rough estimate for my surgery is about 1500 per eye.
Hope that info helps.

[RashoFan]

Welcome back PeeWee.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm going to start being mean to peewee so he'll start paying attention to me again.

[peewee's lovechild]

Welcome back PeeWee.

Well, a very special "thanks" to you.

[CuckingFunt]

peewee's lovechild can kiss my ass.

[Melmart1]

peewee's lovechild can kiss my ass.
That's not mean. I think he would like that.

[CuckingFunt]

peewee's lovechild is a douche bag.

[peewee's lovechild]

a rough estimate for my surgery is about 1500 per eye.
Hope that info helps.

That sounds about right.

If you get the latest in treatment, you're looking at 2500 per eye.

It's pretty damn pricey.

[peewee's lovechild]

peewee's lovechild can kiss my ass.

I've already e-licked your ass.

It was sweet.

[peewee's lovechild]

peewee's lovechild is a douche bag.

Meh.

This is public knowledge.

[CuckingFunt]

Lovable farm animals tremble and quake with fear at the mention of peewee's lovechild.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm going to start being mean to peewee so he'll start paying attention to me again.

You're always mean to me anyway.

[peewee's lovechild]

Lovable farm animals tremble and quake with fear at the mention of peewee's lovechild.

Except for sheep.
That's Tlong's territory.

[CuckingFunt]

peewee's lovechild let ShagiaFrost anally fist him.

[peewee's lovechild]

I refuse to take this treatment.

The Funt can go shove a __(random farm animal)__ up her ass.

[Melmart1]

oh boy, do I need some :corn:?

[CuckingFunt]

peewee's lovechild is the worst kind of masochist.

[Melmart1]

Hey, Funt ... Spurs cut it down to single digits and are trying to stage a comeback. You may get your wish of continued suckage after all :)

[ATRAIN]

peewee's lovechild is the worst kind of masochist.


I think he admits that doesnt he?

[CuckingFunt]

Hey, Funt ... Spurs cut it down to single digits and are trying to stage a comeback. You may get your wish of continued suckage after all :)Thank goodness.

[Melmart1]

peewee's lovechild is the worst kind of masochist.
What exactly is the worst kind?

[peewee's lovechild]

peewee's lovechild is the worst kind of masochist.

That's an insult?

[CuckingFunt]

What exactly is the worst kind?The kind that craves negative attention so badly he gets bored with the people who treat him nice.

[ATRAIN]

That's an insult?


Want an Indio?

[CuckingFunt]

That's an insult?Not really.

Try as I might, I'm having difficulty being mean to you.

I'm just fucking bored.

[peewee's lovechild]

The Funt's titties are actually A cups.
We've all been fooled.

But, she has an ass that won't quite.
Jennifer Lopez ain't got shit on her.

Her ass is worshipped in some Caribbean countries.

[peewee's lovechild]

Want an Indio?

I want twelve of them, at least.

[CuckingFunt]

The Funt's titties are actually A cups.
We've all been fooled.

But, she has an ass that won't quite.
Jennifer Lopez ain't got shit on her.

Her ass is worshipped in some Caribbean countries.Two of these statements are incorrect, two are all truth.

[peewee's lovechild]

I heard J-Lo's ass put a hit out on Funt's ass.

The bounty is $5,000,000.

[CuckingFunt]

I heard J-Lo's ass put a hit out on Funt's ass.

The bounty is $5,000,000.If that's the bounty, I'll gladly turn my cheeks in.

[Melmart1]

I heard J-Lo's ass put a hit out on Funt's ass.

The bounty is $5,000,000.
For that money, I would pop a cap in the Funt's ass. But, just to show I have a heart I would throw a little bit of the booty from shooting the booty her way.

[ATRAIN]

I want twelve of them, at least.


shit thats all of them!! I offered 1!!

[Melmart1]

I want a beer. Is it Friday yet?

[CuckingFunt]

I want a beer. Is it Friday yet?No.

But I'm already practicing.

[peewee's lovechild]

I want a beer. Is it Friday yet?

Can't wait 'till Friday.

Sam's Wholesale has a special reserve quart of Budweiser for $10. It's 8.4% alcohol. I'm going to break that in on Friday.

Then I'll follow it with a 12 of Shiner.

[peewee's lovechild]

No.

But I'm already practicing.

We can tell.

You sound crazy.

[CuckingFunt]

We can tell.

You sound crazy.I think I'm still making sense.

[Melmart1]

I have that Mothership Wit organic beer, three bud lites and some vodka and peppermint schnapps. that should be enough to get my buzz on i think.

[CuckingFunt]

some vodka

That's what I'm drinking. Stoli & tonic.

[ATRAIN]

I have that Mothership Wit organic beer, three bud lites and some vodka and peppermint schnapps. that should be enough to get my buzz on i think.


Are we going to see an e-fight between silblack and pee wee?

[CuckingFunt]

We can tell.

By the way, are you referring to yourself as a "we" now? Or are you speaking for other people?

[Melmart1]

Are we going to see an e-fight between silblack and pee wee?
Why are you asking me? That's up to them!

[peewee's lovechild]

By the way, are you referring to yourself as a "we" now? Or are you speaking for other people?

No puedo decir.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are we going to see an e-fight between silblack and pee wee?

The fight will be over by the second page.

It will be a second round KO.

She will wish she was never born.

Vbookie it.

[CuckingFunt]

No puedo decir.Why not?

[ATRAIN]

The fight will be over by the second page.

It will be a second round KO.

She will wish she was never born.

Vbookie it.


Whats the name of your finishing move?

[peewee's lovechild]

Why not?

So much for not knowing Spanish.
Methinks you lied to us about all that.

I don't think you're Sicillian at all.
Methinks The Funt has some Mexican in her.

[peewee's lovechild]

Whats the name of your finishing move?

The Anal Punch of Fury.

Either that or, The Titty Slice Chop.

[CuckingFunt]

So much for not knowing Spanish.
Methinks you lied to us about all that.

I don't think you're Sicillian at all.
Methinks The Funt has some Mexican in her.I said I can't speak Spanish, which is true. If you were to start talking to me in Spanish (not writing, talking), I wouldn't be able to keep it up. But I still remember enough from high school to figure it out if I've got a chance to sit and look at it for a few minutes.

[jman3000]

cucking funt has a gay ass choice of a favorite team.

cunt.

[ATRAIN]

The Anal Punch of Fury.

Either that or, The Titty Slice Chop.


What about the baby maker blaster?

[jman3000]

and she smells like poop.

[CuckingFunt]

cucking funt has a gay ass choice of a favorite team.

cunt.Fuck you.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm convined that The Funt was bashing me as a way to create some positive mojo for her Kings.

I was used.

Now I'm pissed.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck everyone.

[Melmart1]

Fuck the Kings for beating the Spurs.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm convined that The Funt was bashing me as a way to create some positive mojo for her Kings.

I was used.

Now I'm pissed.I didn't even want them to win.

I was bashing you because I'm an attention whore.

[jman3000]

the spurs beneath her name stabs my heart.

[Melmart1]

I knew I should have just gone to bed at the end of the third :pctoss

Now I am semi-wired. But, I am going to go lie down anyways and hopefully I will be able to fall asleep. Fucking Kings! :madrun

[jman3000]

now that i realize that every top team in the west lost tonight, it makes it easier to tak.e

[CuckingFunt]

I was bashing you because I'm an attention whore.

I liked it better when Mel was ignoring peewee. I never should have told her to be nice to him.

[jman3000]

but CF still smells like poop.

[CuckingFunt]

but CF still smells like poop.I smell like vanilla, actually.

[jman3000]

I smell like vanilla, actually.

have you ever smelled pure vanilla? it smells like shit.

[jman3000]

it smells like a sample of yeast infection being left in a ziploc bag sitting in the inside of a car during the summer for 2 weeks.

[CuckingFunt]

have you ever smelled pure vanilla? it smells like shit.I didn't say I smelled like pure vanilla, I just said I smelled like vanilla. I smell yummy.

[RashoFan]

I heard J-Lo's ass put a hit out on Funt's ass.

The bounty is $5,000,000.
There is a booty bounty???

[Melmart1]

I liked it better when Mel was ignoring peewee. I never should have told her to be nice to him.
:wtf

[CuckingFunt]

:wtfI was just trying to start some shit.

I'm less bored now, though, so the moment has passed.

[Melmart1]

I was just trying to start some shit.

I'm less bored now, though, so the moment has passed.
Well I am going to bed before you have another bout of boredom and try to drag me into something that I want nothing to do with.

Melmart is leaving the building!

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe I shouldn't take part in Friday's drinkathon. I'm fucking annoying as hell tonight on only two little drinks.

[Mister Sinister]

By the way, are you referring to yourself as a "we" now? Or are you speaking for other people?
Peewee does *not* have a symbiote.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Maybe I shouldn't take part in Friday's drinkathon. I'm fucking annoying as hell tonight on only two little drinks.

This logic doesn't seem to deter marini.
You have no leg to stand on now.

[Melmart1]

This logic doesn't seem to deter marini.
You have no leg to stand on now.
Haha, no shit. That woman is completely oblivious to how annoying she is.

The Funt MUST be there Friday. It won't be the same without her. If this is how she is acting cus she is bored, then that won't be a problem Friday. She will be on sensory overload with all the drunken activity in here.

[ATRAIN]

Haha, no shit. That woman is completely oblivious to how annoying she is.

The Funt MUST be there Friday. It won't be the same without her. If this is how she is acting cus she is bored, then that won't be a problem Friday. She will be on sensory overload with all the drunken activity in here.


Yeah Funt you have to be in attendance. It should be fun and if anyone is going to be annoying im sure it wont be you.

[Melmart1]

Yeah Funt you have to be in attendance. It should be fun and if anyone is going to be annoying im sure it wont be you.
It will prolly be YOU. :lol

[ATRAIN]

It will prolly be YOU. :lol


LOL no im not an annoying drunk. At least I have never been told I was one. I guess we will find out now won't we?

[batman2883]

man sean taylors tragic untimely death scares the shit out of me, he took one bullet to the leg and passed away, i took one bullet to my side and still have it lodged in my chest.....do you understand how lucky i feel to be alive right now after reading that story. Being 24 is way too young to die, and my prayers and thoughts go out to his family now, this is just so crazy.......

[CuckingFunt]

Haha, no shit. That woman is completely oblivious to how annoying she is.

The Funt MUST be there Friday. It won't be the same without her. If this is how she is acting cus she is bored, then that won't be a problem Friday. She will be on sensory overload with all the drunken activity in here.
Oh, I'll be there. Of course I'll be there.

I just acknowledge there's a possibility I'll be really fucking obnoxious.

[Melmart1]

Oh, I'll be there. Of course I'll be there.

I just acknowledge there's a possibility I'll be really fucking obnoxious.
I doubt it.

[ORION]

so where was I

[ORION]

what if farts had color

[ATRAIN]

what if farts had color


hahaha that would be funny.

[Mister Sinister]

Fuck yeah, Starscream!

[to21]

what if farts had color
:lol

Nobody would be able to deny they did it. Especially with the large green fog coming from one's ass region.

[ORION]

what if a hot chick said "you can see my boob but only one of them" which would you choose ? the left or the right ?

[to21]

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/julianne-hough-pirates-of-the-caribbean-at-worlds-end-movie-premiere-arrivals-1zE0YI.jpg

Yeah she's hot and has a smokin body. I'm almost not ashamed to say while the foosball game was running late, I saw this gorgeous thing dance her ass off.

[to21]

what if a hot chick said "you can see my boob but only one of them" which would you choose ? the left or the right ?

I would say I need to see both of them.

Tell her how would she felt if you pulled out only one nut for her to look at. Looking at one tit would not be a fair assessment on how her rack rates.




But hell.......one is betta than none.