Free Quattro Razor (10)

[CuckingFunt]

What was I doing this time?
My bidding.

[ShoogarBear]

My bidding.Aw, crap. Not the strap-on again.

[batman2883]

hello how are ya

[batman2883]

hello how are ya
oh im doing well, how nice of you to ask

[batman2883]

oh im doing well, how nice of you to ask
well the other day i heard you were having a party of some sorts at Medusa lounge downtown, is that true?

[batman2883]

well the other day i heard you were having a party of some sorts at Medusa lounge downtown, is that true?
thats a very good question and yes, as a matter of fact a huge party is going down this saturday at medusa lounge, forget about fridays, saturdays downtown is the place to be anyways

[batman2883]

thats a very good question and yes, as a matter of fact a huge party is going down this saturday at medusa lounge, forget about fridays, saturdays downtown is the place to be anyways
wow really, thats remarkable, i was just about to say downtown is pretty awesome on saturdays...but what sets you apart from any other place downtown???

[batman2883]

wow really, thats remarkable, i was just about to say downtown is pretty awesome on saturdays...but what sets you apart from any other place downtown???
well first off we have no cover, second we have 2 rooms one to relax and just socialize and another to dance your ass off!! Not to mention our excellent drink specials.....all night long....how can you go wrong with a deal like that

[batman2883]

well first off we have no cover, second we have 2 rooms one to relax and just socialize and another to dance your ass off!! Not to mention our excellent drink specials.....all night long....how can you go wrong with a deal like that
I'm sold, ill see you saturday at medusa!!!

[ShoogarBear]

WTF, where was this info when I was staying downtown last weekend?

[batman2883]

WTF, where was this info when I was staying downtown last weekend?
i was at metro last weekend lol bad ass time i love it

[batman2883]

here i am!!!! rock you like a marco-cane!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Aw, crap. Not the strap-on again.
I assure you that none of my strap-on fantasies have involved men.




Well, okay, a few of them have... but only in the role of observer, not participant.

[ORION]

batman wants us to go to the club so he can make money off us

[CuckingFunt]

What... the... fuck? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6-KrrIbAEs)

[CuckingFunt]

In honor of the upcoming shopping season:

The 25 Most Baffling Toys From Around the World (http://www.cracked.com/article_15670_25-most-baffling-toys-from-around-world.html).

[marini martini]

Is Orion from Japan???

[Melmart1]

I've been asking this exact question for so long and I've yet to get an answer.
You've been given the answer a dozen times and you have yet to pay attention. Not my fault.

[marini martini]

You've been given the answer a dozen times and you have yet to pay attention. Not my fault.

Did you wake up grumpy from your nap :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm going to The Valley.

I predict Melmart will miss me.

[1369]

I'm going to The Valley.

http://www.toshow.org/news/img/LL%20COOL%20J.jpg

I don't think so.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm going to The Valley.

I predict Melmart will miss me.
I actually will miss The PeeWee, but he doesn't seem to even care about that.

:depressed

[marini martini]

I actually will miss The PeeWee, but he doesn't seem to even care about that.

:depressed

Just got my new Smithsonian, I can quiz you, if you like :santahat

[1369]

Just got my new Smithsonian, I can quiz you, if you like :santahat

Those like the Nat'l Geographic quizzes?

Bring it.

[marini martini]

Awwwwwrighty then, you are so on

[marini martini]

That will give me anexcuse not to clean my casa for my familia

[Melmart1]

This will be the movie of the year for 2007! Mark my words!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PUewLjAsKA

[CuckingFunt]

I'm horny, irritable, and can't focus on the writing I need to be doing.
Several hours later and none of this has changed.

:pctoss

[1369]

Idle hands are the Devil's workshop.

[marini martini]

O.K. this really has me puzzled. Is Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio, the same Michael Angelo that painted the Cistine chapel? I swear I won't get a night's rest until one of you smarties lets me know the answer :toast

[1369]

CF is the resident Art History buff (IIRC), but a quick Google says not the same.

[CuckingFunt]

CF is the resident Art History buff (IIRC), but a quick Google says not the same.
Correct on both counts.

[ATRAIN]

I actually will miss The PeeWee, but he doesn't seem to even care about that.

:depressed


Im sure he will get online to check on you. I wonder if they have the internet in Mexico/Bronsville? hahahha

[marini martini]

Correct on both counts.

Damn, then who the fuck is my guy :oops Never mind, I will google :toast

[CuckingFunt]

Damn, then who the fuck is my guy :oops Never mind, I will google :toast
Caravaggio was a Baroque painter. Michelangelo was Renaissance. And they're both commonly known by just one name to avoid confusion.

[marini martini]

thank you so much, art fart, nerd

[peewee's lovechild]

This will be the movie of the year for 2007! Mark my words!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PUewLjAsKA

I think I dated her once.

[peewee's lovechild]

I actually will miss The PeeWee, but he doesn't seem to even care about that.

:depressed

I can bring you some oranges on my way back to San Anotnio.

[peewee's lovechild]

Im sure he will get online to check on you. I wonder if they have the internet in Mexico/Bronsville? hahahha

I'll be staying at my parents and my sister's houses.

And no, they don't have internets.

[RashoFan]

http://www.toshow.org/news/img/LL%20COOL%20J.jpg

I don't think so.
Going back to Cali...Cali..Cali I'm going back to Cali.
No I don't think so..
Great now I will have that song stuck in my head when I go to sleep...
Thanks...

[RashoFan]

Idle hands are the Devil's workshop.
Idle hand may be the devil's work
Unbridle minds you see are so much worse
Too much pity spent and wasting time
Irresponsibility, not my only crime,no

[samikeyp]

Going back to Cali...Cali..Cali I'm going back to Cali.
No I don't think so..
Great now I will have that song stuck in my head when I go to sleep...
Thanks...


I'm going back to Cali, rising, surprising
Advising realizing, she's sizing me up
Her bikini - small; heels - tall
She said, she liked, the ocean
She showed me a beach, gave me a peach
and pulled out the suntan lotion
Now I thought that was fast, but this girl was faster
She's lookin for a real good time
I said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise,"
and I ran away with the bottle of wine



Good times :toast

[RashoFan]

Damn...Mickey busting out the Old school LL Cool J lyrics....
:worthy:

[CuckingFunt]

I can bring you some oranges on my way back to San Anotnio.
I appreciate the offer, but I think my house would be a little out of the way.

Besides, citrus is my one food allergy.

[peewee's lovechild]

2 things happened tonight when I went to Chili's.

1. The waitress called me "Sir".
Fucking bitch.
2. There was a couple sitting across from my table. They were wearing fatigues.
When it came time to pay the bill, the waitress said, "Don't worry about it.
Another table has requested to pay our bill."


I think I want to join the Army now.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have to undergo some tests tomorrow at the hospital.

If I see any long thin cameras, I'm getting the fuck out.

[peewee's lovechild]

I miss Lucky Louie.

That show was fucking funny.

[peewee's lovechild]

Louie's wife was fucking hot.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm bored of my porn, but I don't want to get rid of it. And, there isn't any space left on my hard drive to download some new stuff.

[peewee's lovechild]

I need an Asian sex slave.

[peewee's lovechild]

Maybe I can get a mail order bride from Japan.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm bored of my porn, but I don't want to get rid of it. And, there isn't any space left on my hard drive to download some new stuff.
I'm bored with my porn, but it's all in DVD form and I'm too embarrassed to throw it away.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if my Japanese sex slave can roll some sushi with her pussy.

[peewee's lovechild]

I really need an Asian sex slave.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if Johnny Blaze has a hot sister.

[peewee's lovechild]

I constantly ask myself, "If I were Donnie Osmond, would I fuck Marie?"

It all depends if her tits are as good as I think they are.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, that bitch better not sing before, during, or after we have sex.

[peewee's lovechild]

It suddenly occurred to me that Heather Mills is a whore.

[CuckingFunt]

It suddenly occurred to me that Heather Mills is a whore.
An amputee whore.

[peewee's lovechild]

If I were Paul McCartney, I would have put a sharpie to her prosthetic leg and sritten the word "WHORE" all over that piece of shit leg.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would've taken my Bass to her other leg and shattered her knee cap.

[CuckingFunt]

I think Paul McCartney is a bit of a whore, too. But a far more successful one.

[peewee's lovechild]

Or . . . or, I would've made her chase me all over the neighborhood as I waved her leg in front of her face yelling, "Take it from me bitch!"

[ShoogarBear]

2 things happened tonight when I went to Chili's.

1. The waitress called me "Sir".
Fucking bitch.
2. There was a couple sitting across from my table. They were wearing fatigues.
When it came time to pay the bill, the waitress said, "Don't worry about it.
Another table has requested to pay our bill."


I think I want to join the Army now.First you have to learn they haven't been called fatigues in 20 years.

And probably not a place to go if you don't like being called sir.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think Paul McCartney is a bit of a whore, too. But a far more successful one.

A whore fucks for money.

That one legged bitch married this fucker, fucked his wrinkled ass, and is now asking for the caish.

She's a fucking whore.

[peewee's lovechild]

First you have to learn they haven't been called fatigues in 20 years.

And probably not a place to go if you don't like being called sir.

Sorry . . . Army pants.

I don't like to be called sir. It makes me feel like somebody's grandfather.

I'm fucking 31, not 51.

[peewee's lovechild]

Will it hurt if I squeeze a lemon into a chick's snatch?

[CuckingFunt]

I got called ma'am the first time when I was 23. By someone who was probably the same age as me.

I wanted to slap the ho.

[peewee's lovechild]

Has anybody in here used a lambskin condom?

[CuckingFunt]

Will it hurt if I squeeze a lemon into a chick's snatch?
Hurt her, or hurt you?

[CuckingFunt]

Has anybody in here used a lambskin condom?
**insert obligatory TlongII joke here**

[peewee's lovechild]

Hurt her, or hurt you?

It ain't gonna hurt me.

I'll be doing the squeezing.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think I'd rather use a Zebra skin condom.

Just for the pattern.

[CuckingFunt]

It ain't gonna hurt me.

I'll be doing the squeezing.
Sting my snatch with some lemon juice, and I guarantee you'll get hurt.

[peewee's lovechild]

Leopard skin would be a bit much.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sting my snatch with some lemon juice, and I guarantee you'll get hurt.

But, it would make you lemony fresh.

Plus, it would marinate your insides.

[peewee's lovechild]

Funt, do chicks like it when guys slap their tits with their dicks?

I find that it's a complete waste of time. But, I will indulge if asked.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was with this chick who always asked me to put clothes pins on her nipples.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would snap them off right before she orgasmed just to piss her off.

[CuckingFunt]

Funt, do chicks like it when guys slap their tits with their dicks?

I find that it's a complete waste of time. But, I will indulge if asked.
I find it hard to believe that any woman in the history of the universe has requested such an activity.

[peewee's lovechild]

She still doesn't return my phone calls.

[peewee's lovechild]

I find it hard to believe that any woman in the history of the universe has requested such an activity.

I have been asked, on occasion, by my mother's friends.

[CuckingFunt]

I would snap them off right before she orgasmed just to piss her off.
Why would that piss her off? That's the best time to do it.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, clothes pin nipple girl hasn't spoken to me in nearly 8 years.

I should look her up when I go back to The Valley.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think she's had something like 5 kids.

Which means that I'll probably be using the clothes pins on her vagina instead.

[CuckingFunt]

I think she's had something like 5 kids.

Which means that I'll probably be using the clothes pins on her vagina instead.
That can be tricky.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why would that piss her off? That's the best time to do it.

Right before she would "O" she would scream "Pinch my fucking tits!!!"

So, I would.

She would get pissed when I wouldn't go through with it. I would refuse just to piss her off. She didn't like the fact that I would laugh about it.

[peewee's lovechild]

She was so fucking sensitive.

[peewee's lovechild]

Anyway, I have to decide which country I'm gonna get my Asian sex slave from.

[CuckingFunt]

Right before she would "O" she would scream "Pinch my fucking tits!!!"

So, I would.

She would get pissed when I wouldn't go through with it. I would refuse just to piss her off. She didn't like the fact that I would laugh about it.
She sounds lame.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've ruled out Cambodia and Laos.

I don't know why, but I just did.

[peewee's lovechild]

She sounds lame.

After shitting out 5 kids, she's bound to be lame.

[CuckingFunt]

Anyway, I have to decide which country I'm gonna get my Asian sex slave from.
I thought the Japanese girls were your favorite.

[CuckingFunt]

I've ruled out Cambodia and Laos.

I don't know why, but I just did.
Well... they've already been through enough.

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought the Japanese girls were your favorite.

Yea, but South Koreans are giving them some competition.

Although, there's this Vietnamese porn chick that keeps me up at night.

[peewee's lovechild]

Her name is Tia Tanaka.

Look her up.
You will not be disappointed.

[peewee's lovechild]

This Asia sex slave MUST be a squirter.

[CuckingFunt]

Although, there's this Vietnamese porn chick that keeps me up at night.
Vietnamese girl in American porn, or have you been watching foreign films lately?

[peewee's lovechild]

She must be loyal too.

To the point that she will bronze my dick after I die and keep it displayed on the mantle of her fireplace.

[peewee's lovechild]

Vietnamese girl in American porn, or have you been watching foreign films lately?

Well, she said she was Vietnamese but I think she's American.

Either way, she makes my pants very happy.

[peewee's lovechild]

I can't take my mind off the bravatars I saw today.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was quite impressed with some of them today.

[peewee's lovechild]

I must say Mel's hotness jumped up a couple of thousand notches.

[peewee's lovechild]

Kori has some nice cans too.

[CuckingFunt]

If they ever brought the bravatars back for real, you'd go into convulsions every time you opened this forum.

[peewee's lovechild]

2Blonde is just all kinds of fucking hot.

[peewee's lovechild]

If they ever brought the bravatars back for real, you'd go into convulsions every time you opened this forum.

I would run out of sperm.

Seriously.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have to give a shout out to Rasho's cans.

The firefighter suspenders pic was pretty damn good.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

You talking to yourself again peewee? :lol

[atxrocker]

2Blonde is just all kinds of fucking hot.


this statement is atxrocker approved! pretty hot MILF.

[CuckingFunt]

You talking to yourself again peewee? :lol
I've been talking to him.

Kinda.

[CuckingFunt]

Her name is Tia Tanaka.

Look her up.
You will not be disappointed.
Meh.

Nothing special. But I seldom find the porn chicks to be terribly appealing.

[Melmart1]

2 things happened tonight when I went to Chili's.

1. The waitress called me "Sir".
Fucking bitch.
2. There was a couple sitting across from my table. They were wearing fatigues.
When it came time to pay the bill, the waitress said, "Don't worry about it.
Another table has requested to pay our bill."


I think I want to join the Army now.
I stopped at "I went to Chili's ... " You get what you deserve after that.

[Melmart1]

I'm bored of my porn, but I don't want to get rid of it. And, there isn't any space left on my hard drive to download some new stuff.
So copy what you have onto DVD, erase it then start all over again. Duh! And how much fricken porn do you have for it to take up your entire hd? Or, how old is your fricken computer that it has so little space?

[Melmart1]

First you have to learn they haven't been called fatigues in 20 years.

And probably not a place to go if you don't like being called sir.
My brother is in the AF and he says they are called "camis." What the fuck? That sounds gay, like a camisole that a woman wears. I would rather call them fatigues but he says that is an old Army thing and he gets pissed when you mistake AF for Army. Which is why I was delighted when he told me he was being stationed next in Killeen. :lmao

[Melmart1]

hahaha, i love posting in response to three pages of crap because i wasn't around when it was being done. it annoys people. i like that.

[Melmart1]

I miss Lucky Louie.

That show was fucking funny.
My favorite was the one where his wife finally had an orgasm then they couldnt replicate it, no matter how hard she tried.

[CuckingFunt]

So copy what you have onto DVD, erase it then start all over again. Duh! And how much fricken porn do you have for it to take up your entire hd? Or, how old is your fricken computer that it has so little space?
I don't see why you'd even need to save the porn anyway. There's so much available online for free, you could just watch new stuff every day and never get tired of it.

[Melmart1]

Has anybody in here used a lambskin condom?
No, but this explains why you have a baby on the way.

[Melmart1]

She sounds lame.
Actually, peewee is the one who sounds lame. Why would you be a jackass and purposely piss off your sexual partner? If someone did something like that to me he would never be invited back.

Thankfully this hasn't been a problem yet.

[Melmart1]

Well... they've already been through enough.
:lmao This made me lol. Good work, CF.

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao This made me lol. Good work, CF.
Thank you. I didn't think that one got anywhere near the respect it deserved the first time 'round.

[Melmart1]

I don't see why you'd even need to save the porn anyway. There's so much available online for free, you could just watch new stuff every day and never get tired of it.
I agree with this assessment. But, it doesn't seem like peewee wants to get rid of any of his. And I have a lot of dvd porn as well, the free stuff from adam and eve. most of it is pretty lame. The 'girlgasms 2' is obviously women peeing, not squirting. but, it was free and better than that hard plastic vibrator that they offer instead of the porn.

[CuckingFunt]

I agree with this assessment. But, it doesn't seem like peewee wants to get rid of any of his. And I have a lot of dvd porn as well, the free stuff from adam and eve. most of it is pretty lame. The 'girlgasms 2' is obviously women peeing, not squirting. but, it was free and better than that hard plastic vibrator that they offer instead of the porn.
Fucking Adam & Eve's free porn always sucks. I'd just deny the free gift if they'd let me.

[Melmart1]

Fucking Adam & Eve's free porn always sucks. I'd just deny the free gift if they'd let me.
There is usually one or two scenes in each dvd that are really hot. But, wading through the crap almost makes it not worth it.

[CuckingFunt]

There is usually one or two scenes in each dvd that are really hot. But, wading through the crap almost makes it not worth it.
I fell asleep watching the last one they sent me.

[Melmart1]

I fell asleep watching the last one they sent me.
I almost threw up, some of those bitches (and men) are so hairy its gross. Landscaping, damnit! Is it too much to ask for a little fleecing before you go on camera?

And to think, they are starting to film in HD now :vomit:

[CuckingFunt]

I almost threw up, some of those bitches (and men) are so hairy its gross. Landscaping, damnit! Is it too much to ask for a little fleecing before you go on camera?

And to think, they are starting to film in HD now :vomit:
No one needs hi def porn.

Apparently, the move to hi def has created a flood of new plastic surgeries in the San Fernando valley because all the chicks are afraid of showing their junk in HD.

[Melmart1]

No one needs hi def porn.

Apparently, the move to hi def has created a flood of new plastic surgeries in the San Fernando valley because all the chicks are afraid of showing their junk in HD.
Hahaha, I hadn't heard that. Hopefully none of them get Kanye's mother's surgeon.

[timvp]

No one needs hi def porn.I tried to order that once. But I accidentally ordered the Spanish version. Spanish porn is horrible.

Estoy hablando muy mucho :blah

[Melmart1]

I tried to order that once. But I accidentally ordered the Spanish version. Spanish porn is horrible.

Estoy hablando muy mucho :blah
Are you kidding me? :lmao

THere should only be approximately ten seconds of speech before the stripping starts. That's to set the 'story'.

[ShoogarBear]

My brother is in the AF
That sounds gay

[Melmart1]

Don't tell me Shoog is in the Army. I know you are in some branch or another. I will laugh if you are a sailor, though.

[ATRAIN]

Don't tell me Shoog is in the Army. I know you are in some branch or another. I will laugh if you are a sailor, though.


Maybe he is in the coast guard.

[Melmart1]

Maybe he is in the coast guard.
Does the Coats Guard have doctors? I always figured they just used other military branch doctors.

[ATRAIN]

Does the Coats Guard have doctors? I always figured they just used other military branch doctors.


???? I dont know much about the Coats Guard :). Hey Mel look at my vbookie, im only 2500 away!!!

[Melmart1]

???? I dont know much about the Coats Guard :). Hey Mel look at my vbookie, im only 2500 away!!!
Look at my middle finger when you correct my spelling!

[Melmart1]

But, congrats on your vbookie, I hope you grind his ass to a pulp then order one of everything on the menu when he has to pay up.

[Melmart1]

My vBookie sucks. I need a vSugar Daddy

[ATRAIN]

Look at my middle finger when you correct my spelling!


hahah hey its not everyday I get to point out a Melmart spelling error :). Yeah im totally going to order a crapload of sushi :) all thanks to ST vbookie!! Looking for a vbookie sugar daddy, Thispego is loaded, you should hit him up. Or maybe you can convince pee wee to build up his vbookie funds in exchange for pictures.

[samikeyp]

My vBookie sucks. I need a vSugar Daddy

I only have 1K but its all yours if you want. :)

[samikeyp]

:lmao @ "landscaping"

[Melmart1]

hahah hey its not everyday I get to point out a Melmart spelling error :). Yeah im totally going to order a crapload of sushi :) all thanks to ST vbookie!! Looking for a vbookie sugar daddy, Thispego is loaded, you should hit him up. Or maybe you can convince pee wee to build up his vbookie funds in exchange for pictures.
thispego is from victoria, which is scary enough without having to be his sugar baby. As for peewee, he already found the bravatars, he is happy.

[ATRAIN]

I only have 1K but its all yours if you want. :)


Would Kori allow the transfer of vbookie funds? Sorry mike but I think mel needs more than 1000.

[batman2883]

Would Kori allow the transfer of vbookie funds? Sorry mike but I think mel needs more than 1000.
would you like that??? would you like to ride with batman?

[ATRAIN]

thispego is from victoria, which is scary enough without having to be his sugar baby. As for peewee, he already found the bravatars, he is happy.


LOL did he actually search for them?

[Melmart1]

You can't transfer vBookie :lol

[batman2883]

You can't transfer vBookie :lol
you shut your g'damn mouth

[Melmart1]

LOL did he actually search for them?
yeah, he went through page-by-page till he found mine, haha. But he liked Rashofan's better. She was practically naked and has bigger boobages. Which is probably why she is always wanting to show them off.

[samikeyp]

Sorry mike but I think mel needs more than 1000

:lol true but hey, its a start!

Mel, if you want, you can use me as your betting house. :)

[samikeyp]

Which is probably why she is always wanting to show them off.

which is not a bad thing!

[Melmart1]

you shut your g'damn mouth
You don't have enough in your package to make me shut my mouth.

[batman2883]

You don't have enough in your package to make me shut my mouth.


wanna find out first hand?

[Melmart1]

wanna find out first hand?
Sorry, I don't have a magnifying lens.

[ATRAIN]

you shut your g'damn mouth


LOL batman is laying down the vsmack down!!

[Melmart1]

LOL batman is laying down the vsmack down!!
Is it really smack when you abbreviate 'g'damn' so that you avoid cussing?

[ATRAIN]

yeah, he went through page-by-page till he found mine, haha. But he liked Rashofan's better. She was practically naked and has bigger boobages. Which is probably why she is always wanting to show them off.


I should look for that thread but im lazy and not nearly as horny as pee wee.

[ATRAIN]

Is it really smack when you abbreviate 'g'damn' so that you avoid cussing?


good point, batman you pussy!!

[Melmart1]

I should look for that thread but im lazy and not nearly as horny as pee wee.
It's because of all your MySpace hos. If it weren't for them you would be very horny.

[ATRAIN]

It's because of all your MySpace hos. If it weren't for them you would be very horny.


hahaha there you go again with that. You should have met me 3 years ago, then what you say would be true.

[Castor Troy]

It's because of all your MySpace hos. If it weren't for them you would be very horny.

you shut your fucking mouth

[ATRAIN]

you shut your fucking mouth


LOL Castor Troy is this you in the fat Trovolta body?

[Melmart1]

hahaha there you go again with that. You should have met me 3 years ago, then what you say would be true.
Three years ago? Damn, is that enough time for the antibiotics and creams to have kicked in by now?

[ATRAIN]

Three years ago? Damn, is that enough time for the antibiotics and creams to have kicked in by now?


LOL very funny.

[Melmart1]

you shut your fucking mouth
I could eat a peach for hours.

[ATRAIN]

I could eat a peach for hours.


LOL I love that line!!

[Castor Troy]

I could eat a peach for hours.
if i were to buy you flowers....wait no thats not right....if i were to let you, suck on my tongue, would you be so grateful?

[Castor Troy]

I made this profile just so i could tell melly to shut her fucking mouth

[Melmart1]

I made this profile just so i could tell melly to shut her fucking mouth
You have more profiles than mouse.

[Castor Troy]

You have more profiles than mouse.
can you name them all?

[Sean Archer]

I made this profile just so i could tell melly to shut her fucking mouth


Well, if you are Sean Archer, then I must be Castor Troy.

[Castor Troy]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 3 (3 members and 0 guests)
Castor Troy, Sean Archer, ATRAIN


sean is that you?

[Castor Troy]

Well, if you are Sean Archer, then I must be Castor Troy.
yes but you're still not having any fun yet!!

[Castor Troy]

I'm ready, ready for the big ride bayyyyyby

[Sean Archer]

This is between you and me. Leave them out of it

[Castor Troy]

This is between you and me. Leave them out of it


Isn't this religious, ah yes. The eternal battle between good and evil, saint and sinners... but you are still not having fun.

[Sean Archer]

Hey Mel,

I hate to see you go, but I LOVE to watch you leave.

[Castor Troy]

Hey Mel,

I hate to see you go, but I LOVE to watch you leave.
Wooowhee. You good lookin'

[ATRAIN]

LOL what the fuck is going on in here?

[Castor Troy]

This is between you and me. Leave them out of it
No. You should have left them out of it. Your son was an accident. I wanted to kill you. But, you took it too personally. Why could'nt you just kill yourself or let it go?

[Sean Archer]

No. You should have left them out of it. Your son was an accident. I wanted to kill you. But, you took it too personally. Why could'nt you just kill yourself or let it go?

No father could

[Castor Troy]

No father could
no brother could either

[Sean Archer]

Well, if you are Sean Archer, then I must be Castor Troy.

[Melmart1]

:tu to the bat. Classic!

[Castor Troy]

Interception! Now our side's got the ball. Sorry!

[Sean Archer]

I'm not afraid to die.

[Castor Troy]

I don't know what I hate wearing worse: your face or your body. I mean I certainly do enjoy boning your wife, but let's face it, we both like it better the other way, yes? So why don't we trade back.

[Castor Troy]

I'm not afraid to die.
Well, you're gonna have to shoot me, 'cause I don't really give a fuck!

[Sean Archer]

You can't give back what you've taken from me.

[Castor Troy]

You can't give back what you've taken from me.
OK, then... plan B, why don't we just kill each other?

[ATRAIN]

I feel like getting some popcorn and enjoying the show :)

[Sean Archer]

Castor? But, you were, in, in...

[Castor Troy]

Castor? But, you were, in, in...

a coma?? nothing like getting your face cut off to wake you up!!!

[Sean Archer]

You...

[ATRAIN]

ok im confused, who is Castor Troy now?

[Sean Archer]

I AM Castor Troy!

[Mad Martigan]

I am the greatest swordsman whoever lived

[Mad Martigan]

Ooh, I'm really scared. No! Don't! There's a- a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!

[Buddy Christ]

I am the greatest swordsman whoever lived


But can you make water to wine?? I think not!! Its ok though, your still my buddy!!

[ChaCho's Nacho's]

But can you make water to wine?? I think not!! Its ok though, your still my buddy!!
can you make people get uncontrollable shits for a whole morning didnt think so!!! thats my department

[Everybody Wants Some]

Ayo everybody wants some how about you

[ATRAIN]

lol

[Inigo Montoya]

ju killed my father, prepare to die

[Batman's Shooter]

Batman, you better put the trolls away or ill shoot you again!!!

[ATRAIN]

^^^^lmao

[Boston George]

Batman, you better put the trolls away or ill shoot you again!!!
thats not funny motherfucker!!!

[Doc Holiday]

Batman, you better put the trolls away or ill shoot you again!!!
I'm your huckleberry

[ATRAIN]

lol

[CuckingFunt]

My vBookie sucks. I need a vSugar Daddy
I never vBet, but I still want a vSugar Daddy. I wanna be vIndependently Wealthy.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Don't tell me Shoog is in the Army. I know you are in some branch or another. I will laugh if you are a sailor, though.

Sorry to break it to you, but he was an admiral...

http://www.nindu-specialists.com/images/Village%20People%20-%20In%20the%20Navy_0001.jpg

Early video recording of Shoog's enlistment (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGCDJE0Yx50)

[CuckingFunt]

Sorry to break it to you...

http://www.nindu-specialists.com/images/Village%20People%20-%20In%20the%20Navy_0001.jpg

Early video recording of Shoog's enlistment (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGCDJE0Yx50)
I'll admit to being disappointed with myself for not seeing this one coming.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'll admit to being disappointed with myself for not seeing this one coming.

Sometimes you just have to take the double to the gap instead of swinging for the fences.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Sometimes you just have to take the double to the gap instead of swinging for the fences.



Actually, I think Shoog was a rear admiral.

[batman2883]

you guys ever notice how nicholas cage always has a bad ass name in movies i brought this up with my friends the other day, i dont think he takes a role unless their name is bad ass...

memphis reigns
castor troy
johnny blaze

come on now

[TheQuattro]

Batman, you better put the trolls away or ill shoot you again!!!

:lmao

[Mister Sinister]

Holy shit.

[Mister Sinister]

I watched Labyrinth last night.

[Mister Sinister]

I am now filled with a desire to have David Bowie's babies, despite the fact that this is physiologically impossible.

[peewee's lovechild]

Bleh.

[ATRAIN]

Bleh.


I thought you were leaving?

[Melmart1]

I thought you were leaving?
He wanted to say goodbye to his good friend ATRAIN once more.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm leaving in about three hours.

What the fuck are you pussies doing to this place.

I went through 4 pages and no mention of sex.

This is pathetic.

[peewee's lovechild]

He wanted to say goodbye to his good friend ATRAIN once more.

Actually, I was just waiting for you.

[peewee's lovechild]

They took like 5 pints of blood from me today.

I think they want to clone me.

[peewee's lovechild]

San Antonio will be overtaken by a legion of Latin Lovers.

Get ready ladies.

[Melmart1]

I'm leaving in about three hours.

What the fuck are you pussies doing to this place.

I went through 4 pages and no mention of sex.

This is pathetic.
I thougth the Face/Off exchange was quite good, actually.

[Melmart1]

They took like 5 pints of blood from me today.

I think they want to clone me.
I sincerely hope that it is not you doing the driving, then.

[peewee's lovechild]

I thougth the Face/Off exchange was quite good, actually.

Meh.
It was awwwight.

A Pulp Fiction exchange would have been bad ass.

[Melmart1]

Meh.
It was awwwight.

A Pulp Fiction exchange would have been bad ass.
It's been done already.

[peewee's lovechild]

I sincerely hope that it is not you doing the driving, then.

I'm drinking orange juice to sugar my body up.

I'm also going to buy 4 or 5 Red Bulls.

That should do the trick.

[Mister Sinister]

They took like 5 pints of blood from me today.

I think they want to clone me.
They should have cloned Freddie Mercury.

[ATRAIN]

I thougth the Face/Off exchange was quite good, actually.


I was entertained.

[Melmart1]

I'm drinking orange juice to sugar my body up.

I'm also going to buy 4 or 5 Red Bulls.

That should do the trick.
I am glad I won't be on the road :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Is there like a phone black out going on in SA??

I'm waiting on a phone call and it hasn't happened.

[ATRAIN]

They should have cloned Freddie Mercury.


What for we already have too many fags in this world!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BURRRNNN!!!

[ATRAIN]

I am glad I won't be on the road :lol


I'm glad I wont be on the road around that part of Texas.

[peewee's lovechild]

They should have cloned Freddie Mercury.

Keep your fag sexual fantasies to yourself.

You've been warned, son.

[CuckingFunt]

Is there like a phone black out going on in SA??

I'm waiting on a phone call and it hasn't happened.
Is a phone black out even possible in this day and age?

[Melmart1]

Gotdamnit, a standard word file and it takes like two minutes to load up. It's not even that big, like two pages long. I hate this system! :pctoss

[Mister Sinister]

Keep your fag sexual fantasies to yourself.

You've been warned, son.
Oooh. Let me write that down in my "Things I don't give a fuck about" notebook.

[peewee's lovechild]

Is a phone black out even possible in this day and age?

This is why my situation is puzzling me.

[samikeyp]

Oooh. Let me write that down in my "Things I don't give a fuck about" notebook.

Would that be the "fag sexual fantasies" part or the "things Peewee says" part?

:)

[peewee's lovechild]

Gotdamnit, a standard word file and it takes like two minutes to load up. It's not even that big, like two pages long. I hate this system! :pctoss

I find it hard to surf the web when I'm downloading four porns at the same time.

I hate when it slows down my laptop.

[Mister Sinister]

Would that be the "fag sexual fantasies" part or the "things Peewee says" part?

:)
The latter. The Freddie comment was more musically directed than it was sexual.

[Melmart1]

Is a phone black out even possible in this day and age?
No, but its entirely possible that your Skype phone will go woggy on you and keep dropping calls worse than a fucking cell phone. :pctoss

[CuckingFunt]

This is why my situation is puzzling me.
At first I worried if it was me who was supposed to call, but I think I'm in the clear.

So... 'fraid I can't help.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oooh. Let me write that down in my "Things I don't give a fuck about" notebook.

That notebook . . . you can shove that up your ass.

I hope it's a spiral notebook.

Spiraled, for your pleasure.

[Melmart1]

I find it hard to surf the web when I'm downloading four porns at the same time.

I hate when it slows down my laptop.
If I was downloading porn, I wouldnt be bitching cus thats by choice. This is for WORK, which I am doing now. So, I am at the mercy of my editor's slow-ass system.

[Mister Sinister]

That notebook . . . you can shove that up your ass.

I hope it's a spiral notebook.

Spiraled, for your pleasure.
Yes, I *can* shove that notebook up my ass. But I'm not going to.

[CuckingFunt]

I've just been informed by my worthless friends that I'm to meet them for lunch in an hour. I'm not even dressed yet.

These people are much more annoying now that I don't live here.