Free Quattro Razor (12)

[RashoFan]

JB with a pic illustrating the shocker...good find there Joe

[mrsmaalox]

http://retrocrush.buzznet.com/archive2/stickers/Shocker.jpg

JB to the rescue! I thank you once again. I actually knew what that was, I just didn't know it by that name.

[Melmart1]

Really??? PM me your pic please.
Thank you for sticking to your talents of being blatantly obvious about throwing yourself at anyone, you dumb ho.

[Melmart1]

When did Mel pass the "Regulating Reins" to SilBlk aka Mrs. Rev Midge???
Fuck you. I don't need to pass shit. Sandra is a quattro elder compared to you, so show some respect. She can regulate anytime she wants, as long as she makes me proud.

[RashoFan]

Fuck you. I don't need to pass shit. Sandra is a quattro elder compared to you, so show some respect. She can regulate anytime she wants, as long as she makes me proud.
I was here before Sandra was, I just didn't post very much.

[RashoFan]

Thank you for sticking to your talents of being blatantly obvious about throwing yourself at anyone, you dumb ho.
I have heard "to get over a guy, you need to get under a new one".
I was just looking for a possible "rebound guy".

[Melmart1]

I'm telling you it won't work...I tried to play the "I'm too dumb to use my camera phone to send pictures of my feet to Peewee" card; it just didn't work!
You don't have to play a card, just tell the fat fuck you don't want to send him foot porn.

The reason that card didn't work is because you didn't WANT it to work. You wanted him to see your corns. Stop trying to act innocent.

[Melmart1]

You mention your ex-bf a lot. Sounds like you aren't over him.
No, she just wants to remind us that there was actually some man willing to put up with her for a period of time so she doesn't seem quite so desperate.

[Silver21_Black20]

I was here before Sandra was, I just didn't post very much.

In the Quattro?

[RashoFan]

Damn, Hugh Jackman is fucking hot.:drool:

[Melmart1]

I was here before Sandra was, I just didn't post very much.
I dont give a fuck who was here first. If you were too busy falling on your back every night for any Tom, Dick or Hairy Dick that came along, you might have posted more. But you didn't, so you lose out of regulating and quattro elder benefits. Now know your place, cunt.

[MannyIsGod]

Melmart, I love you.

[Melmart1]

Gotdamn, I need a beer. I got a sample pack, which one to start with?

[RashoFan]

In the Quattro?
Yep...I do believe I was posting in the original Quattro before you came on line.
Not that there is anything wrong with you being here...

[to21]

Gotdamn, I need a beer. I got a sample pack, which one to start with?
:lol

U mean you aint on the sauce right now?

[Melmart1]

:lol

U mean you aint on the sauce right now?
I just got home. I haven't even unpacked my groceries yet. I got the beer checked out just in time though. If you think I am pissy NOW, imagine if I came home sans suds.

[RashoFan]

Gotdamn, I need a beer. I got a sample pack, which one to start with?
who cares...just pick one that is cold....like you.

[Melmart1]

Melmart, I love you.
I love your girlfriend :)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Melmart, I love you.

And where the hell were you last night? Whottt came in from Austin, Mookie Crew caravaned here and Shoog was there. You? Nowhere.

[mrsmaalox]

You don't have to play a card, just tell the fat fuck you don't want to send him foot porn.

The reason that card didn't work is because you didn't WANT it to work. You wanted him to see your corns. Stop trying to act innocent.

Hey! I have NO corns; just ask him!

[MannyIsGod]

I'll supply the binkin's if someone else supplies the mud.

[Melmart1]

who cares...just pick one that is cold....like you.
This is a complement of the highest order. My sincerest thanks.

[CuckingFunt]

Angry Mel lights my fire.

[MannyIsGod]

And where the hell were you last night? Whottt came in from Austin, Mookie Crew caravaned here and Shoog was there. You? Nowhere.Hanging out with Jess before she left to Houston for Christmas. We were both out of gas and were in bed pretty early. Long week.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey! I have NO corns; just ask him!

:vomit:

[Melmart1]

And where the hell were you last night? Whottt came in from Austin, Mookie Crew caravaned here and Shoog was there. You? Nowhere.
Maybe he didn't want to hear about Shoogar's wang all night. If I am going to talk wang, there better be a Vera in front of it.

[MannyIsGod]

And where the hell were you last night? Whottt came in from Austin, Mookie Crew caravaned here and Shoog was there. You? Nowhere.We should go have lunch at LuLu's sometime soon though dude.

[MannyIsGod]

Maybe he didn't want to hear about Shoogar's wang all night. If I am going to talk wang, there better be a Vera in front of it.Eh - Jess talked about my wang all night so I guess there's not that much of a difference

[RashoFan]

This is a complement of the highest order. My sincerest thanks.
Anytime Frosty,anytime.

[to21]

What kind of sick mofo wants pics of feet?







Oh wait.........sorry.

[Melmart1]

Hey! I have NO corns; just ask him!
Alright, fine. Your bunions. Geez. Tomato, tomahto.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

We should go have lunch at LuLu's sometime soon though dude.

I'm working during the day this week, so could probably do it early evening. I need your number, though, I lost it when I switched phones.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

This new mouse rocks.

MS Laser Mouse 5000.

[MannyIsGod]

And feet are fucking gross. If you take a picture of your feet then you are REALLY fucking gross.

[Melmart1]

Anytime Frosty,anytime.
You should have left it as-was. It was much better. Now you just ruined one of the only semi-relevant things you ever said in the quattro with your over enthusiasm. Good job. :tu

[MannyIsGod]

I love your girlfriend :)Ill share!

[to21]

Patron makes feel all warm inside.

[ShoogarBear]

Maybe he didn't want to hear about Shoogar's wang all night. If I am going to talk wang, there better be a Vera in front of it.Check your PMs.

[Melmart1]

Ill share!
Yeah, she told me the rules. As long as you get to watch.

[mrsmaalox]

Alright, fine. Your bunions. Geez. Tomato, tomahto.

NO!!! I have NO bunions either. My feet are PERFECT. Again, just ask him.

[CuckingFunt]

And feet are fucking gross. If you take a picture of your feet then you are REALLY fucking gross.
Not all feet are gross.

[Melmart1]

NO!!! I have NO bunions either. My feet are PERFECT. Again, just ask him.
Well, sure after you finally got rid of that fungus!

[RashoFan]

You should have left it as-was. It was much better. Now you just ruined one of the only semi-relevant things you ever said in the quattro with your over enthusiasm. Good job. :tu
It was that or "Anytime you Ice Cunt", But I went with something Christmas themed.

[Silver21_Black20]

NO!!! I have NO bunions either. My feet are PERFECT. Again, just ask him.

peewee isn't picky. He is pretty desperate for any action.

[CuckingFunt]

Fucking dammit.

Now I'm hungry, too.

[Melmart1]

It was that or "Anytime you Ice Cunt", But I went with something Christmas themed.
How many times did you burn you hand on a hot stove as a child before you finally figured out it was going to have the same result everytime?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Fucking dammit.

Now I'm hungry, too.

I think I'm going to make some popcorn in a bit.

I should be writing, or cleaning, or creating a slideshow, but I'm doing none of those and that's okay.

[to21]

Fucking dammit.

Now I'm hungry, too.
Because of all the feet talk?

[mrsmaalox]

Well, sure after you finally got rid of that fungus!

I have NEVER had a fungus on my feet (or anywhere else ) in my life!!

[Melmart1]

Fucking dammit.

Now I'm hungry, too.
Come over. I have beer and all kinds of yummy food.

[RashoFan]

Bored, Hungry and Horny is no way to go through life Funt!

[MannyIsGod]

Bullshit not all feet are gross.

[CuckingFunt]

I think I'm going to make some popcorn in a bit.

I should be writing, or cleaning, or creating a slideshow, but I'm doing none of those and that's okay.
I don't blame you. I think laziness is a necessary part of life.

[MannyIsGod]

Wait so PeeWee and Melmart aren't fucking?

[CuckingFunt]

Come over. I have beer and all kinds of yummy food.
I'm sure you do. :eyebrows

[RashoFan]

How many times did you burn you hand on a hot stove as a child before you finally figured out it was going to have the same result everytime?
I never did...I was a firefighter in the making from a young age.

[Melmart1]

I have NEVER had a fungus on my feet (or anywhere else ) in my life!!
Hammer (toe) time!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/ugotthelook/images/mc_hammer.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Because of all the feet talk?
No. Because I hardly ate anything today.

[Melmart1]

Wait so PeeWee and Melmart aren't fucking?
If you tell me that you actually believed his bullshit, I will lose all respect for you.

[mrsmaalox]

peewee isn't picky. He is pretty desperate for any action.

I realize that. But we're not talking about him, we are talking about my feet.
My perfect feet!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I don't blame you. I think laziness is a necessary part of life.

Especially since those fuckers forgot my byline last week.

Which is weird, because normally, I'd be upset at something that blatant, but I hate writing them anyway and there's never a ton of effort, so I think it shows in my writing (BTW, this is not E-N stuff... I'd cut off my right nut to work there).

[Melmart1]

I never did...I was a firefighter in the making from a young age.
So you had an affinity for hoses from a young age? What a skank.

[to21]

No. Because I hardly ate anything today.
I know you cant masturbate because you are a guest.

But order a pizza or something.

[CuckingFunt]

I know you cant masturbate because you are a guest.

But order a pizza or something.
I forraged in the kitchen instead. I'm good.

[ShoogarBear]

No. Because I hardly ate anything today.I thought Italians spent six hours a day eating.

[MannyIsGod]

If you tell me that you actually believed his bullshit, I will lose all respect for you.Hey fuck you. I have no idea who this PeeWee motherfucker is. All I know is that I come in here once every few months and someone else is fucking. I never would have thoguht Sandra and Midge would be bumpin uglies but there you go.

[CuckingFunt]

I thought Italians spent six hours a day eating.
Hence the fact my lack of food is getting to me.

[MannyIsGod]

Joe I'll text you my number when I stop being lazy and pull my ass off the couch. Expect it sometime tomorrow.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hey fuck you. I have no idea who this PeeWee motherfucker is. All I know is that I come in here once every few months and someone else is fucking. I never would have thoguht Sandra and Midge would be bumpin uglies but there you go.

You don't have to consider Peewee fucking any women.

He's broke back.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Joe I'll text you my number when I stop being lazy and pull my ass off the couch. Expect it sometime tomorrow.

You're probably going to get some crazy person calling you then. The reason I switched phones is because I got a new number. I'll PM it later.

[midgetonadonkey]

I never would have thoguht Sandra and Midge would be bumpin uglies but there you go.

I don't think anyone would've predicted that.

[ShoogarBear]

Hey fuck you. I have no idea who this PeeWee motherfucker is. All I know is that I come in here once every few months and someone else is fucking. I never would have thoguht Sandra and Midge would be bumpin uglies but there you go.You know that peewee got Mel pregnant, don't you?

[Melmart1]

Hey fuck you. I have no idea who this PeeWee motherfucker is. All I know is that I come in here once every few months and someone else is fucking. I never would have thoguht Sandra and Midge would be bumpin uglies but there you go.
I'd rather fuck your girlfriend. But I will forgive you for now. Rest assured, there is only one person registered at ST who can claim to know me like that, and he sure as hell doesn't post in the quattro.

[CuckingFunt]

You know that peewee got Mel pregnant, don't you?
Lies.

Mel's absence was really due to a horrible accident with Squid.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I don't think anyone would've predicted that.

I had a response, but as I neared the completion of typing, I realized it was probably one of the stupidest things I've ever written on SpursTalk and decided to delete it.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd rather fuck your girlfriend. But I will forgive you for now. Rest assured, there is only one person registered at ST who can claim to know me like that, and he sure as hell doesn't post in the quattro.

Mouse?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'd rather fuck your girlfriend. But I will forgive you for now. Rest assured, there is only one person registered at ST who can claim to know me like that, and he sure as hell doesn't post in the quattro.

alamo50?

[ShoogarBear]

I'd rather fuck your girlfriend. But I will forgive you for now. Rest assured, there is only one person registered at ST who can claim to know me like that, and he sure as hell doesn't post in the quattro.Alvarez?

[Melmart1]

Mouse?
If I wanted a short, fat lazy motherfucker I coulda just gone for peewee.

[mrsmaalox]

(BTW, this is not E-N stuff... I'd cut off my right nut to work there).

Sheesh, couldn't you just put in an application or something?

[Melmart1]

:lol

You guys will spend all night now trying to figure it out. I said he was registered. I didn't say he posts.

[midgetonadonkey]

:lol

You guys will spend all night now trying to figure it out. I said he was registered. I didn't say he posts.

1billups1

[ShoogarBear]

:lol

You guys will spend all night now trying to figure it out. I said he was registered. I didn't say he posts.I know who it is.

[CuckingFunt]

Mouse?

alamo50?

Alvarez?
You guys are way off.

The obvious answer is 1Billups1.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Get crackin'.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/memberlist.php?do=getall&page=323&ltr=&pp=30&order=desc&postslower=0&postsupper=0&sort=posts&ausername=&homepage=&icq=&aim=&yahoo=&msn=&joindateafter=&joindatebefore=&lastpostafter=&lastpostbefore=

[CuckingFunt]

Damn my slow typing!!

[ShoogarBear]

Damn my slow typing!!Low on energy from lack of food.

[Melmart1]

I know who it is.
Lies.

[RashoFan]

:sleep

[MannyIsGod]

I'm kinda hungry too.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So the SpursTalk guy that gave you the cock registered, but doesn't post?

I guess this really has become SpurStalk.

[MannyIsGod]

Is Eastern Promises any good?

[ShoogarBear]

I'm kinda hungry too.Why don't you order a pizza?

[Melmart1]

:sleep
Chasing after cock like a desperate slut must have tired you out.

[ShoogarBear]

Is Eastern Promises any good?Watching ESPN, too, huh?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Is Eastern Promises any good?

It's no Southern Maybes.

[Melmart1]

So the SpursTalk guy that gave you the cock registered, but doesn't post?

I guess this really has become SpurStalk.
He used to post but he hasn't in awhile. Couldn't tell you why.

[to21]

Watching ESPN, too, huh?
Yeah the Celts are looking good.

[ShoogarBear]

Is Art Garfunkel any good?

[Melmart1]

Why don't you order a pizza?
If he orders it online, he can be a fatty like Adrienne.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

He used to post but he hasn't in awhile. Couldn't tell you why.

Marcus Bryant?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

If he orders it online, he can be a fatty like Adrienne.

Fuck you, I ordered pizza online when I was in Minneapolis.

[mrsmaalox]

Why don't you order a pizza?

Great idea! I happen to have some leftover thin crust veggie pizza in the fridge. Yum.

[CuckingFunt]

I should take a picture of my lips and make it my new avatar.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Fuck you, I ordered pizza online when I was in Minneapolis.

*Looks at self*

Oh, wait...

[Melmart1]

Marcus Bryant?
:lol He only has one account. He isn't a troll, though he acts like one from time to time.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol He only has one account. He isn't a troll, though he acts like one from time to time.

Ghost Writer?

[Melmart1]

Fuck you, I ordered pizza online when I was in Minneapolis.
I was referring to that thread. I don't know why, but even now I still chuckle when I think of that thread.

[ShoogarBear]

I should take a picture of my lips and make it my new avatar.Which ones?

[to21]

Is Eastern Promises any good?
Seriously, it's not bad.

I rented The Kingdom today, hadn't seen it at the theaters.

It was good.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I was referring to that thread. I don't know why, but even now I still chuckle when I think of that thread.

Which thread?

[CuckingFunt]

Which ones?
The ones that won't get me banned.

[ShoogarBear]

He used to post but he hasn't in awhile. Couldn't tell you why."Hit it and quit it": not just a slogan but a way of life.

[ShoogarBear]

Which thread?You never saw the adrienne pizza thread?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You never saw the adrienne pizza thread?

Not that I can remember.

[Melmart1]

I should take a picture of my lips and make it my new avatar.
This would cause a 20 page thread in the troll forum of Kings fans saying it isn't you and commanding you to prove the lips are yours but holding up a sign next to them or something like that. Meltdowns would ensue as people claim not to be obsessed.

[jman3000]

you can order pizza online?

holy shit.

[CuckingFunt]

This would cause a 20 page thread in the troll forum of Kings fans saying it isn't you and commanding you to prove the lips are yours but holding up a sign next to them or something like that. Meltdowns would ensue as people claim not to be obsessed.
Hence the fact I should do it. It would be fun.

[Melmart1]

Which thread?
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41291&highlight=pizza+fatty

[to21]

:hungry:

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

you can order pizza online?

holy shit.

They have the internet on computers now.

[ShoogarBear]

Not that I can remember.http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41291

[ShoogarBear]

The ones that won't get me banned.You should clear the avatar with an expert panel first.

[MannyIsGod]

- Yeah I am watching ESPN
- Too late to order pizza - the thought did cross my mind

[jman3000]

fucking lies. i went to little caesers and they didnt have a section to order online.

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41291With a special appearance by your buddy Gatita.

[ShoogarBear]

fucking lies. i went to little caesers and they didnt have a section to order online.www.armandspizza.com (http://www.armandspizza.com/newsite/index.html)

And where were you last night?

[CuckingFunt]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41291&highlight=pizza+fatty
I don't know what's funnier: re-reading that thread, or the fact that you found it by searching for "pizza" and "fatty."

[Melmart1]

With a special appearance by your buddy Gatita.
Too slow, old man. I forgot that Gatita was in that thread. But the best one was Chopper's post. He nailed that fatty good.

[Melmart1]

I don't know what's funnier: re-reading that thread, or the fact that you found it by searching for "pizza" and "fatty."
:lmao I know, I thought of that cus it highlights what you search for when you link it. It was the easiest way to find it.

[jman3000]

www.armandspizza.com (http://www.armandspizza.com/newsite/index.html)

And where were you last night?

:lol apparently i chose to look at the one pizza franchise that doesnt do online ordering.


i was huddled up to a toilet, trying to keep consciousness.

[ShoogarBear]

OH SHIT!

I can't believed I posted the Armand's Pizza site in that other thread, too. :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I don't know what's funnier: re-reading that thread, or the fact that you found it by searching for "pizza" and "fatty."

I was thinking the same thing.

[ShoogarBear]

Hey, JB, that thread might have been around the time you were in DC.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hey, JB, that thread might have been around the time you were in DC.

Actually, it was.

That was the last night I was in Silver Spring.

[CuckingFunt]

We never learned Mel's beer choice.

[ShoogarBear]

We never learned Mel's beer choice.http://i-eclectica.org/wordpress/wp-content/my%20images/Humour/beer%20StPauliGirl.jpg

[RashoFan]

how many beers did mel drink out of her sampler pack?

[Melmart1]

We never learned Mel's beer choice.
I just barely got up to go get one! :lol

It's a JW Dundee Pale Bock. I got a 12-pack sampler pretty cheap, cus I have never tried any of these.

[CuckingFunt]

I just barely got up to go get one! :lol

It's a JW Dundee Pale Bock. I got a 12-pack sampler pretty cheap, cus I have never tried any of these.
Thank you. My curiosity is now sated.

[CuckingFunt]

I feel like having an intervention.

If only I knew someone in need of intervening.

[Melmart1]

I feel like having an intervention.

If only I knew someone in need of intervening.
I liked that show the first couple of times I watched it. Then I got sick of self-indulgent bastards ruining their lives and it made me angry. So I stopped watching.

[Melmart1]

By the way, the new Gucci perfume smells so gotdamned good. I would be tempted to fuck most any woman wearing it.

[CuckingFunt]

I liked that show the first couple of times I watched it. Then I got sick of self-indulgent bastards ruining their lives and it made me angry. So I stopped watching.
:lmao

I didn't even know there was an intervention show, that was just a completely random desire.

[CuckingFunt]

By the way, the new Gucci perfume smells so gotdamned good. I would be tempted to fuck most any woman wearing it.
I thought about making a comment about running out to buy a bottle of the new Gucci perfume, but I'd like to think I wouldn't need it to get into Mel's knickers.

I'm just that awesome.

[Kori Ellis]

:lol

You guys will spend all night now trying to figure it out. I said he was registered. I didn't say he posts.

I know who it is.

What if he still posts here but under an alias that you don't know? :lol

[Melmart1]

:lmao

I didn't even know there was an intervention show, that was just a completely random desire.
Yeah, I think its on A&E or something. Haven't watched in awhile.

[Melmart1]

I know who it is.

What if he still posts here but under an alias that you don't know? :lol
I have often wondered that myself. It is quite possible. But men who puff their chest like they know everything about the Spurs and you don't are a dime a dozen here, so that is far too many choices for me to consider.

[Kori Ellis]

I liked that show the first couple of times I watched it. Then I got sick of self-indulgent bastards ruining their lives and it made me angry. So I stopped watching.

I still like to watch it. LJ and I always try to guess during the show whether they will make it thru their rehab. Most of the time they don't. But the girls that do make thru, always get fat.

[Kori Ellis]

I have often wondered that myself. It is quite possible. But men who puff their chest like they know everything about the Spurs and you don't are a dime a dozen here, so that is far too many choices for me to consider.

I think I could guess who he was if he still posts here. I don't think he does.

[Melmart1]

I think I could guess who he was if he still posts here. I don't think he does.
I am fairly sure I could, too. But I tend to scroll through the pissing contests, so I would probably miss half his posts and never know it was him :lol

[Fillmoe]

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boondocks is the shit!

[Melmart1]

Man, I took a shower after I was done baking and I swear I can still smell sugar cookie dough.

[CuckingFunt]

Mmmmmm... cookies.

[Melmart1]

Mmmmmm... cookies.
Cookies and a cake and banana bread. Yummm.

[Melmart1]

And I STILL have enough overripe bananas in my freezer to make at least two more loaves of bread. Maybe three.

[CuckingFunt]

Cookies and a cake and banana bread. Yummm.
:hungry:

Me want.

[CuckingFunt]

And I STILL have enough overripe bananas in my freezer to make at least two more loaves of bread. Maybe three.
I always have bananas in my freezer for smoothies.

[Melmart1]

I always have bananas in my freezer for smoothies.
Something tells me they aren't black though :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Man, I took a shower after I was done baking and I swear I can still smell sugar cookie dough.Did you wash everywhere?

[peewee's lovechild]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/2girls.gif

This should be a new smiley option.

Kori get on it now.

This is fucking brilliant.

[CuckingFunt]

Something tells me they aren't black though :lol
They are, actually. Their flavor is the best when they're too ripe to eat normally.

[Melmart1]

Did you wash everywhere?
Low-lying fruit.

[Melmart1]

They are, actually. Their flavor is the best when they're too ripe to eat normally.
I agree, that is when they are sweetest. Though the best is overripe baby bananas. They are sweeter than regular bananas to begin with and only get sweeter with age. Yum.

[CuckingFunt]

Fucking time difference.

It does NOT feel like it's almost 2:00 AM.

[peewee's lovechild]

You don't have to consider Peewee fucking any women.

He's broke back.

That was actually pretty funny.

[Melmart1]

Fucking time difference.

It does NOT feel like it's almost 2:00 AM.
Welcome to our world :)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You just don't see the term "motherfucker" used to describe political candidates anymore.



Mike Huckabee continued to spread his subliminal floating Christmas cheer in Iowa today by telling supporters that Guantanamo Bay is one helluva good time. Specifically, it’s “too nice”! And he would know because he’s been there and is now a goddamn expert. Thanks for the news, motherfuckabee! We wouldn’t know, because all of the tapes have been destroyed.


Speaking of Mike, he was in SA today, and I'd like to tell CNN to go fuck themselves after picking up the AP version and not the one I wrote.

[CuckingFunt]

You just don't see the term "motherfucker" used to describe political candidates anymore.
Unfortunately.

[Melmart1]

Yay! I just found a Spurs wallpaper for my new phone.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I still like to watch it. LJ and I always try to guess during the show whether they will make it thru their rehab. Most of the time they don't. But the girls that do make thru, always get fat.whenever i feel down about stuff i watch it and i feel a whole lot better about stuff.

i think my favorite show was that one mom that was an alcoholic. i loved it when she got out of the vehicle and she tried to close the door. from the time she tried to close the door, she lost balance and fell flat on her ass in 20 seconds. i recorded that one section and watch it repeatedly.

[peewee's lovechild]

I always have bananas in my freezer

:lol

[CuckingFunt]

:lol
:wtf

[peewee's lovechild]

It made me giggle.

[RashoFan]

I always have bananas in my freezer.


:lol


:wtf

Would you expect anything less from PeeWee?

[peewee's lovechild]

Would you expect anything less from PeeWee?

Come on, tell me that doesn't make you laugh.

[Melmart1]

Would you expect anything less from PeeWee?
First Viva makes an appearance, now you re-grace us with your presence. I must have some bad karma to burn.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"getting into Mel's knickers".

What a pleasant concept!

:spin

[Melmart1]

"getting into Mel's knickers".

What a pleasant concept!

:spin
:eyebrows

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I just found out tonight that there is a Jackass video game.
I must have this.

[Melmart1]

I just found out tonight that there is a Jackass video game.
I must have this.
Video games suck, but Jackass sucks worse.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Anyone seen that show on FSN called Mind, Body & Kicking Moves?
It's basically a show about a bunch of martial arts masters who are just beyond insane.
The episode that was on tonight had some maniac who not only lifted 300 lbs. worth of barbell weights with his junk, but pulled a flatbed delivery truck with 6 guys in the bed with his junk as well.
Fucking freak!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I shouldn't be drinking anymore right now, but I don't care.

[Melmart1]

I shouldn't be drinking anymore right now, but I don't care.
How much you had? And what's your poison?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

How much you had? And what's your poison?

I've had 2 mugs and a shot at the bar.
These are not normal sized mugs either.
They're about 3 times the normal sized mug.
Plus, I've got a 12er of Moosehead that I just broke into right now (since I didn't think that it was right that you drink alone :spin ).
Top that all off with the fact that I've got to go into work early tomorrow and you have all the workings of a disaster just waiting to happen.
But I say fuck it.
Drink up Mel.
Happymotherfuckinholidays!
:toast

[Melmart1]

I've had 2 mugs and a shot at the bar.
These are not normal sized mugs either.
They're about 3 times the normal sized mug.
Plus, I've got a 12er of Moosehead that I just broke into right now (since I didn't think that it was right that you drink alone :spin ).
Top that all off with the fact that I've got to go into work early tomorrow and you have all the workings of a disaster just waiting to happen.
But I say fuck it.
Drink up Mel.
Happymotherfuckinholidays!
:toast
I had two beers but you have inspired me, I got a third :) I don't have to be anywhere till six pm tomorrow and I already got all my holiday baking out of the way. YAY!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

And Sports Action Team is on right now on top of everything else!
Fuck YES!!!!!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I had two beers but you have inspired me, I got a third :) I don't have to be anywhere till six pm tomorrow and I already got all my holiday baking out of the way. YAY!

This brings me all kinds of happiness.

:drunk

[Melmart1]

This brings me all kinds of happiness.

:drunk
You are too silly :lol

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

You are too silly :lol

Hey,
if my lunacy inspires others to destroy their livers right along with me, at least I know I'm not alone!
Cheers!
:toast
:drunk

[Melmart1]

Hey,
if my lunacy inspires others to destroy their livers right along with me, at least I know I'm not alone!
Cheers!
:toast
:drunk
YOu know, I haven't had anything to drink before tonight since the failed drunken post fest? :oops

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

YOu know, I haven't had anything to drink before tonight since the failed drunken post fest? :oops

Then you're overdue.
Redeem yourself and make up for lost time!
:cooldevil

[Melmart1]

Then you're overdue.
Redeem yourself and make up for lost time!
:cooldevil
It's much too late for that. I think this is my limit. I will be asleep soon anyways.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

It's much too late for that. I think this is my limit. I will be asleep soon anyways.

Partypooper.
One of the rare times I can stay up somewhat late and knock a few back with you and the rest of the Quattro maniacs, you opt to go to bed.
:depressed

[Melmart1]

Partypooper.
One of the rare times I can stay up somewhat late and knock a few back with you and the rest of the Quattro maniacs, you opt to go to bed.
:depressed
the rest of the maniacs? Most aren't in here. Which is sad.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

the rest of the maniacs? Most aren't in here. Which is sad.

I see that.
Hence, my point.
Since it seems that you guys have all the fun when I'm at work, on the rare occasion that i can hang out and match everyone killing braincell for braincell, no one wants to help partake.
:depressed

[RashoFan]

First Viva makes an appearance, now you re-grace us with your presence. I must have some bad karma to burn.
C'mon...you know you missed me. Who else are you going to bash in here?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

C'mon...you know you missed me. Who else are you going to bash in here?

Beckie,
you do know that Mel is prefectly capable of ripping anyone and everyone in here a new poop chute whenever the mood strikes her, yes?
Don't rattle her cage if you don't have to.

[Mister Sinister]

:wakeup Off to work in two hours. This is gonna be a busy 4 hours. ^____^

[samikeyp]

Screw you, I have to be in all day. :pctoss

:lol

[The Sun]

Good morning and have a great day everyone!!!

[Mister Sinister]

Screw you, I have to be in all day. :pctoss

:lol
:lol My store's only open until six today. Plus, I get paid extra for today. Shagia like moneys.

[CuckingFunt]

Bite me.

Everyone.

[ShoogarBear]

Speaking of Mike, he was in SA today, and I'd like to tell CNN to go fuck themselves after picking up the AP version and not the one I wrote.Do you get a commission if they do?

[samikeyp]

Shoog...you might appreciate this.

Over the weekend, I found a Nolan Ryan Cooperstown Collection "Alternative" Astros jersey for 70% off.

[ShoogarBear]

Bite me.

Everyone.I thought even four was too many for you?

[samikeyp]

Bite me.

Everyone.


Oh so you got my Christmas list. :)

[CuckingFunt]

I thought even four was too many for you?
I said bite me, not finger me.

And the "everyone" wasn't really true. I'm quite selective.

[ShoogarBear]

Shoog...you might appreciate this.

Over the weekend, I found a Nolan Ryan Cooperstown Collection "Alternative" Astros jersey for 70% off.Cool. But what's an "alternative" Astros jersey? Black and white rainbows?

[ShoogarBear]

And the "everyone" wasn't really true. I'm quite selective.Then you should have supplied either an exact number, or specific names.

[CuckingFunt]

Then you should have supplied either an exact number, or specific names.
No. That would be rude.

[Mister Sinister]

And the old man yelled, after stifling a yawn,
"Hey, you damn kids, get the hell off my lawn!"

[samikeyp]

Cool. But what's an "alternative" Astros jersey? Black and white rainbows?


Its something MLB created.

its an orange jersey with blue sleeves. "Astros" across the front in the old font in blue and name and number on the back in blue. On one sleeve it has the old Astrodome logo on a patch.

[Mister Sinister]

Its something MLB created.

its an orange jersey with blue sleeves. "Astros" across the front in the old font in blue and name and number on the back in blue. On one sleeve it has the old Astrodome logo on a patch.
Nifty.

[samikeyp]

Shoog's is better though.

He has a 1980 J.R. Richard Astros Home jersey.

[StrongPersuader]

Merry Christmas.

[samikeyp]

Holy Shit!

My boss called earlier and said she would be in later but had to get one more gift. As a joke I said "I can make it easy, I think there is a Champs Sports in Meridian mall, they sell Cowboys jerseys there"

She just handed me a bag with two ties and a Cowboys t-shirt in it. She said "they don't have a Champs at Meridian Mall so I couldn't get you a jersey" I said no problem because it was very nice what she did. She then said that the sales girl told her "jerseys cost like $240" I told her that's crazy, I was in Lansing Mall Saturday and saw a Romo jersey for $65.


10 minutes later, she walks in with a check for $70 and says, "I better see you wearing that jersey"

:wow

[Boris]

Was she high?

[samikeyp]

Was she high?


Don't know, don't care. I have a check in my hand! :)

[RashoFan]

Nice boss there Mikey!

[RashoFan]

Beckie,
you do know that Mel is prefectly capable of ripping anyone and everyone in here a new poop chute whenever the mood strikes her, yes?
Don't rattle her cage if you don't have to.
I know...I was in attention whore mode last night....
Besides, Mel is fucking badass! :worthy:

[samikeyp]

Nice boss there Mikey!


Yes she is...she also closed the office at noon so I went and got the jersey!

:santahat to me!!

[Melmart1]

Yes she is...she also closed the office at noon so I went and got the jersey!

:santahat to me!!
Whose jersey?

[samikeyp]

Romo

[Melmart1]

OK ... just making sure you didn't get TO's jersey :lol My friends who aren't Cowboys fans have threatened to buy me one since he came to the team. Personally, at the time I would have prefered a Nguyen jersey. Now, I would buy a Witten jersey.

[samikeyp]

So would I.

There were two jerseys left, the other was a TO. :)

[samikeyp]

I also had to try and find some Lugnuts gear from someone I know. ;)

[Melmart1]

I also had to try and find some Lugnuts gear from someone I know. ;)
I love minor league baseball! I am looking forward to anything you want to send me.

[ATRAIN]

I love minor league baseball! I am looking forward to anything you want to send me.


I'm looking forward to baseball in general and taking on mel in fantasy baseball.

[ATRAIN]

I know...I was in attention whore mode last night....
Besides, Mel is fucking badass! :worthy:


Aren't you always in attention whore mode?

[Melmart1]

I'm looking forward to baseball in general and taking on mel in fantasy baseball.
Bring it, bitch!

[MannyIsGod]

LOL Baseball.

How many fantasy points do you get if your players fail roid tests?

[Melmart1]

LOL Baseball.

How many fantasy points do you get if your players fail roid tests?
There are steroids in football, too. Don't kid yourself. Do you get fantasy points if Shawne Merriman is on your team?

[ShoogarBear]

Holy Shit!

My boss called earlier and said she would be in later but had to get one more gift. As a joke I said "I can make it easy, I think there is a Champs Sports in Meridian mall, they sell Cowboys jerseys there"

She just handed me a bag with two ties and a Cowboys t-shirt in it. She said "they don't have a Champs at Meridian Mall so I couldn't get you a jersey" I said no problem because it was very nice what she did. She then said that the sales girl told her "jerseys cost like $240" I told her that's crazy, I was in Lansing Mall Saturday and saw a Romo jersey for $65.


10 minutes later, she walks in with a check for $70 and says, "I better see you wearing that jersey"

:wowShe wants to bang you.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

She wants to bang you.

No woman can resist the Romosexual.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I. Am. Fucking. Bored.

[MannyIsGod]

Download bootlegs from leecherslair.com and watch free movies all day long.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I've downloaded three DVD movies and will burn them when I get home.

I can't even do shit to the Web site right now since our system is down network-wide.

[Melmart1]

I am bored, too. I was going to be at my mom's by now and decorating the sugar cookies i made yesterday with my nephews. But my mom's oven went out so they brought the ham over here and I am waiting for it to cook. Then I get to warm the tamales. Yay!

[Melmart1]

Then my sister asked me to find some obscure country music christmas song.

I swear, my sister and I are polar opposites. You would never know we were sisters if we didn't tell you.

[Melmart1]

Download bootlegs from leecherslair.com and watch free movies all day long.
There are no more open signups. Too bad, its getting harder to find good download sites. I have almost given up.

[ShoogarBear]

I am bored, too. I was going to be at my mom's by now and decorating the sugar cookies i made yesterday with my nephews. But my mom's oven went out so they brought the ham over here and I am waiting for it to cook. Then I get to warm the tamales. Yay!You're going to decorate cookies with your nephews?

What kind of a sick maniac would do that?

[Melmart1]

Yay! The Goonies is about to start! How can you be bored when such a classic movie is on?

[Melmart1]

You're going to decorate cookies with your nephews?

What kind of a sick maniac would do that?
I am a sick maniac. But, when it comes to the nephews I am a big softy pushover. They have me wrapped around their little fingers, and they know it, too.

[ShoogarBear]

I am a sick maniac. But, when it comes to the nephews I am a big softy pushover. They have me wrapped around their little fingers, and they know it, too.You obviously missed my meaning.

"I'm going to decorate cookies with my nephews."

"Ew, I prefer sprinkles."

[Melmart1]

You obviously missed my meaning.

"I'm going to decorate cookies with my nephews."

"Ew, I prefer sprinkles."
Yep, that one just flew over my head. :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So I get up and walk past the Assignments Desk and the AE asks me if I'm heading out.

I really should have just answered truthfully and said, "Nope, I'm going to drop a deuce."

[Melmart1]

So what did you say instead?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So what did you say instead?

I just said no and that I was here with the night crew, too.

[RashoFan]

Aren't you always in attention whore mode?
Your point is...????