Free Quattro Razor (12)

[peewee's lovechild]

This is one time I wish I wasn't violently opposed to all form of medication.

You need to get your Star Trek fix.

[CuckingFunt]

I need to start figuring out what resolutions I'm going to make this year.

They need to be kick ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

I need to start figuring out what resolutions I'm going to make this year.

They need to be kick ass.

My resolution is to get laid everday of the year.

[mrsmaalox]

This is one time I wish I wasn't violently opposed to all form of medication.

Wisdom teeth are the most miserable pain. You knowwhen they hit me---at my wedding! I spent most of my wedding day/night in bed with an ice pack on my mouth.

[midgetonadonkey]

My resolution is to get laid everday of the year.

:lmao

Don't resolutions have to be realistic?

[Melmart1]

I need to start figuring out what resolutions I'm going to make this year.

They need to be kick ass.
I never make resolutions because I try not to set myself up for failure.

[Melmart1]

Wisdom teeth are the most miserable pain. You knowwhen they hit me---at my wedding! I spent most of my wedding day/night in bed with an ice pack on my mouth.
So is ice pack a new euphemism for cock?

[peewee's lovechild]

:lmao

Don't resolutions have to be realistic?

I'm not sure.

But, I'm going to try anyway.

[CuckingFunt]

I never make resolutions because I try not to set myself up for failure.
Usually, my resolution every year is to break all of my resolutions within 24 hours of the ball dropping. But... need something new this year, I think.

[peewee's lovechild]

Remember that time I shot Batman in the back??

Ahhh, good times.

[mrsmaalox]

So is ice pack a new euphemism for cock?

If it is, then maybe I could have tolerated the pain a little better.

[peewee's lovechild]

Remember that time I ran naked all over the Quattro and empregnated all the women that were online??

The child support payments are killing me.

[midgetonadonkey]

w00t w00t

[peewee's lovechild]

Remember that time I punched ATRAIN in the vagina??

I laughed at the way he cried.

[mrsmaalox]

Remember that time I ran naked all over the Quattro and empregnated all the women that were online??

The child support payments are killing me.

Probably not just the child support payments.

[midgetonadonkey]

Half gallons of Bacardi are on sale at Don and Ben's for 1799

[peewee's lovechild]

Probably not just the child support payments.

No, that's about all there is.

12 of them look like me.

[Melmart1]

This site is funny. http://ruinromo.com/ I wonder if anyone will show up tomorrow at the Panthers game wearing that mask.

[CuckingFunt]

Planes suck.

Who wants to give me a massage?




Oh, for the record, Southwest's peanuts ARE honey roasted.

[CuckingFunt]

Oh, for the record, Southwest's peanuts ARE honey roasted.
Also for the record, when I first typed this I accidentally wrote "hiney roasted."

[peewee's lovechild]

There's nothing in this world better than Shiner Black Lager.

[peewee's lovechild]

Drink Shiner Or Die!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrsmaalox]

No, that's about all there is.

12 of them look like me. :wow

[midgetonadonkey]

There's nothing in this world better than Shiner Black Lager.

Pussy, weed and money are all better than Shiner Black Lager.

[Melmart1]

:wow
Wait, 12 of whom look like him? His bastard children? That's a lot of ugly kids running around!

[peewee's lovechild]

Pussy, weed and money are all better than Shiner Black Lager.

You just might have a point there.

But, Shiner Black Lager is up there.

[CuckingFunt]

Jet lag must be getting to me.

I can't stop giggling over "hiney roasted peanuts."

[peewee's lovechild]

Wait, 12 of whom look like him? His bastard children? That's a lot of ugly kids running around!

You're the mother.
They each got some of you chromosomes.

They inherited the ugly.

[mrsmaalox]

There's nothing in this world better than Shiner Black Lager.

You are probably right. Shiner was the first beer I ever liked. Until then I was a total beer snob---the ONLY way I would drink a beer was with a shot of Everclear mixed in.

[CuckingFunt]

Beer = icky.

[peewee's lovechild]

You are probably right. Shiner was the first beer I ever liked. Until then I was a total beer snob---the ONLY way I would drink a beer was with a shot of Everclear mixed in.

I can't tell you how horrible that sounds.

[peewee's lovechild]

Beer = icky.

You. Know. Nothing.

[midgetonadonkey]

I can hear a rooster crowing.

[mrsmaalox]

I can't tell you how horrible that sounds.

Well yea, but at the time, "cheap" and "effective" sounded pretty good!

[Melmart1]

I can hear a rooster crowing.
Soufside.

[CuckingFunt]

You. Know. Nothing.
Once again, you're WAY too easily threatened by differing opinions. No one's stopping you from liking it.

[peewee's lovechild]

I can hear a rooster crowing.

That's just Viva.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Gawd, I'm checking EVERY fucking link on our teaser site because somebody e-mailed me and said every link they've clicked for the past few weeks has been messed up.

I've found TWO or THREE bad links and those are mostly old or have been taken offline. This is something we do almost daily. Argh!

[mrsmaalox]

That's just Viva.

Intriguing(?). Crowing AND Dandom just may be the answer.

[mrsmaalox]

Gawd, I'm checking EVERY fucking link on our teaser site because somebody e-mailed me and said every link they've clicked for the past few weeks has been messed up.

I've found TWO or THREE bad links and those are mostly old or have been taken offline. This is something we do almost daily. Argh!

Some people exaggerate.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Total of five now.

[Melmart1]

Gawd, I'm checking EVERY fucking link on our teaser site because somebody e-mailed me and said every link they've clicked for the past few weeks has been messed up.

User Error.

[CuckingFunt]

I read most of "Survivor" by Chuck Palahniuk on the plane today.

In the novel, one of the characters creates a landfill dedicated to porn. People can bring their old porn and sex toys to drop off centers completely free of shame. I realize there was an element of satire in the novel, but I think this is a fantastic idea.

[mrsmaalox]

That "Sci-fi Geek" thingy is pretty lame. I have never been into sci-fi, out of all those movies they listed, I've only seen 6. I guessed on almost every question and I got the "Tron costume" score. I don't even know what the fuck a Tron is!

[ShoogarBear]

I read most of "Survivor" by Chuck Palahniuk on the plane today.

In the novel, one of the characters creates a landfill dedicated to porn. People can bring their old porn and sex toys to drop off centers completely free of shame. I realize there was an element of satire in the novel, but I think this is a fantastic idea.That could be one of your resolutions, to get rid of your porn.

[mrsmaalox]

I read most of "Survivor" by Chuck Palahniuk on the plane today.

In the novel, one of the characters creates a landfill dedicated to porn. People can bring their old porn and sex toys to drop off centers completely free of shame. I realize there was an element of satire in the novel, but I think this is a fantastic idea.

I could have given the abandoned Fleshlight to them instead of Goodwill.

[CuckingFunt]

That could be one of your resolutions, to get rid of your porn.
Hence the need for the landfill. It's difficult to dispose of porn discreetly.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Some people exaggerate.

Turns out she was talking about something different, but it actually is a legitimate gripe.

[mrsmaalox]

Turns out she was talking about something different, but it actually is a legitimate gripe.

Well okay then.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Well okay then.

It's weird. I notice some of the other people who add links on our site don't follow basic netiquette.

I've always believed it better to inform somebody when they're clicking on a PDF or other link that uses more bandwidth than normal to open up.

[mrsmaalox]

It's weird. I notice some of the other people who add links on our site don't follow basic netiquette.

I've always believed it better to inform somebody when they're clicking on a PDF or other link that uses more bandwidth than normal to open up.

Could you please repeat that but in English this time?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Could you please repeat that but in English this time?

When posting a hyperlink to another Web page or Web site, it is generally considered friendly to tell the person (via text next to the hyperlink) that says the file they are about to click on is of an abnormally larger file size than simply a link to another page.

EX:

Nobody but Maalox click this link. (http://www.nieman.harvard.edu/reports/99-4_00-1NR/Winter99-Spr00.pdf)

[ShoogarBear]

它的怪異。我看到一些其他的人放入鏈接在我們的網站上不遵守基本的網絡禮儀。

我一直認為它更好地告知有人當他們點擊一個PDF或其他聯繫方法利用更多的帶寬比正常開放。

Could you please repeat that but in English this time?

[mrsmaalox]

When posting a hyperlink to another Web page or Web site, it is generally considered friendly to tell the person (via text next to the hyperlink) that says the file they are about to click on is of an abnormally larger file size than simply a link to another page.

EX:

Nobody but Maalox click this link. (http://www.nieman.harvard.edu/reports/99-4_00-1NR/Winter99-Spr00.pdf)

Got it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Speaking of needing fresh material...

[ShoogarBear]

Google Translate never gets old.

[Melmart1]

Quote:
Originally Posted by 約翰尼大火47




它的怪異。我看到一些其他的人放入鏈接在我們的網站上不遵守基本的網絡禮儀。

我一直認為它更好地告知有人當他們點擊一個PDF或其他聯繫方法利用更多的帶寬比正常開放。



Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsmaalox




Could you please repeat that but in English this time?




This just never ceases to make me giggle.

[Melmart1]

Google Translate never gets old.
hahaa, exactly.

[timvp]

I'm tired of people making Asian jokes about Blaze.

[timvp]

Hey Blaze, I just dropped a spoon on the ground can you come over and translate what it said?

[Melmart1]

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Melmart1, Viva Las Espuelas, timvp, mrsmaalox, Johnny_Blaze_47

Gotdamnit, mrsmylanta! Look what the fuck you did! :pctoss

[timvp]

No but seriously Blaze you coming to the GTG tomorrow night?

Are you for AJ or against AJ?

Thank you.

[mrsmaalox]

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Melmart1, Viva Las Espuelas, timvp, mrsmaalox, Johnny_Blaze_47

Gotdamnit, mrsmylanta! Look what the fuck you did! :pctoss

Wasn't me, it was JB.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

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Gotdamnit, mrsmylanta! Look what the fuck you did! :pctoss
and the recycled anti-acid joke lives on.

[mrsmaalox]

and the recycled anti-acid joke lives on.

Well maybe I should change my name.

[Melmart1]

and the recycled anti-acid joke lives on.
I am not anti-acid. I am pro-acid. In fact, I have taken it before and had loads of fun hallucinating down the Riverwalk.

And just for the record, I am pro-antacid, as well.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well maybe I should change my name.don't. some people will lose their material that took awhile to achieve

[mrsmaalox]

And just for the record, I am pro-antacid, as well.

I knew it!!! :elephant

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I am not anti-acid. I am pro-acid. In fact, I have taken it before and had loads of fun hallucinating down the Riverwalk.

And just for the record, I am pro-antacid, as well.
the grammar police got me..................but doesn't it..........really mean the same thing?

[mrsmaalox]

don't. some people will lose their material that took awhile to achieve

Well if it's for a worthwhile cause, I won't.

[Melmart1]

Shitdom once more :rolleyes

[mrsmaalox]

Shitdom once more :rolleyes

My work here is done. Nitey-nite!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My work here is done. Nitey-nite!me too. i feel a duke coming on.

[ShoogarBear]

me too. i feel a duke coming on.
Shitdom once more :rolleyes

[timvp]

Damn it Sho you scared off Blaze with your oriental smack.

[timvp]

Sho:lol

That was harsh I must admit.

[ShoogarBear]

Damn it Sho you scared off Blaze with your oriental smack.Tonight he will pluck my beating heart from my chest and show it to me whilst I die.

[timvp]

Tonight he will pluck my beating heart from my chest and show it to me whilst I die.That Temple of Doom guy was Asian? I need to re-watch that movie.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No but seriously Blaze you coming to the GTG tomorrow night?

Are you for AJ or against AJ?

Thank you.

You know I'm for AJ, man.

I got the night off, so I'm going to see if I can get a ticket to the game.

I think you might have been away from the table when I mentioned it to Kori, but I have two pictures of me and AJ back when I was a young'un and it was one of his first years with the team.

The first time I met AJ was the first month my mom and I moved here and it was a meet-and-greet at a Pizza Hut with AJ and Dwayne Schintzius.

I'll take the pictures tonight.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Damn it Sho you scared off Blaze with your oriental smack.

Actually, 15 straight hours at the Dot-Com and E-N caught up with me.

[peewee's lovechild]

That Temple of Doom guy was Asian? I need to re-watch that movie.

That guy was from India or Sri Lanka, which is located on the continent of Asia. So, yea, he was Asian.

Retard.

[peewee's lovechild]

DON'T TASE ME, BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Melmart1]

Damn, only like 10 posts since I went to bed. And half of them I can't read cus peewee is on ignore.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Ha!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hey Rev, you and the brains behind the religion going to the GTG?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And Mel, you have no excuse, either.

[Melmart1]

And Mel, you have no excuse, either.
I don't need an excuse, I am simply not going.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I don't need an excuse, I am simply not going.

Bah.

[Melmart1]

I will be drinking tonight, though. I have a Christmas party to attend then my best friend is coming over for a martini marathon.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I will be drinking tonight, though. I have a Christmas party to attend then my best friend is coming over for a marini marathon.

http://www.subtend.net/~peter/images/orly.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Hey Rev, you and the brains behind the religion going to the GTG?

It's a strong possibility. Me and my old lady might make an appearance.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey Rev, you and the brains behind the religion going to the GTG?

My back's still too fucked up to make it.

[peewee's lovechild]

How the hell do you embed shit?

[peewee's lovechild]

It's a strong possibility. Me and my old lady might make an appearance.

She's younger than you are.

[Melmart1]

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Gotdamn, a fucking sausagefest.

[peewee's lovechild]

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Melmart1, peewee's lovechild, ATRAIN+, Reverend Midge

Gotdamn, a fucking sausagefest.

Hmmmmm.

[atlfan25]

Kiss Me In The Dark!!

[Melmart1]

Kiss Me In The Dark!!
Are you talking to peewee? :vomit:

[atlfan25]

No Sir I'm Simply Singing

[Melmart1]

You are only supposed to do that in the shower.

[Melmart1]

But you did manage to clear the place with your singing. Congratulations.

[atlfan25]

You Know Damn Well I Want A Chalk Line Around This Thread

[Melmart1]

You know damn well that you abandoned the place and left it to decay, therefore you can no longer have a say in its eventual demise.

[atlfan25]

It Was A Shithole When I Left

It Remains A Shithole

Midge Did An Admiral Job, Coudln't Do Better

But It Was Inevitable

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Midge is a Reverend Admiral now?

[Melmart1]

Midge ain't done shit. He claims to rule this thread but under his watch idiots like Viva, marini and ashbeeigh all took root here. He doesn't regulate at all. Oh, and he quit in a drama queen fit of sequins and shit storms.

[atlfan25]

I Mean After I Left

Right Now It Is A Shithole And Needs A Chalkline Around It And Police Tape

[Melmart1]

I Mean After I Left

Right Now It Is A Shithole And Needs A Chalkline Around It And Police Tape
Normally I would tell someone who said this to get the hell out. But I will respect the elders.

So where the hell have you been? You graduated yet, asshole?

[atlfan25]

Yes But I Wanted More.

No Not Grad School Yet

Give Me A Year

[atlfan25]

I Love Big Brother!

[Melmart1]

hahaha, atlfan still in college. It's like Van Wilder, only not as cool.

[Melmart1]

Does atlfan have a gold cart he rides around St. Mary's?

[mrsmaalox]

Midge ain't done shit. He claims to rule this thread but under his watch idiots like Viva, marini and ashbeeigh all took root here. He doesn't regulate at all. Oh, and he quit in a drama queen fit of sequins and shit storms.

She likes me! She really likes me!!! :cheer

[Melmart1]

She likes me! She really likes me!!! :cheer
No, I don't like you but you are the lesser of the evils that invade this thread. But you continue to invoke shitdom by asking for Viva and you will be on the list.

[mrsmaalox]

No, I don't like you but you are the lesser of the evils that invade this thread. But you continue to invoke shitdom by asking for Viva and you will be on the list.

Well I'm going to try to be better. It's just that Viva and I have a connection because he understands my inner Dandom. But I will try.

[marini martini]

I will be drinking tonight, though. I have a Christmas party to attend then my best friend is coming over for a martini marathon.


:nerd

Damn, thanks Mel :toast

[mrsmaalox]

:nerd

Damn, thanks Mel :toast

You two have fun tonight!

[marini martini]

Midge ain't done shit. He claims to rule this thread but under his watch idiots like Viva, marini and ashbeeigh all took root here. He doesn't regulate at all. Oh, and he quit in a drama queen fit of sequins and shit storms.

You kidder, you!

[RashoFan]

Midge ain't done shit. He claims to rule this thread but under his watch idiots like Viva, marini and ashbeeigh all took root here. He doesn't regulate at all. Oh, and he quit in a drama queen fit of sequins and shit storms.


She likes me! She really likes me!!! :cheer

I thought I would have been mentioned in the same group myself too.
Whew! :spin

[marini martini]

Hey, I killed it for a record 6 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol

[CuckingFunt]

I'm in Chicago, bitches!




In a hotel at 8:35 PM... it just dawned on me that I may already be a boring old lady. :oops

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm in Chicago, bitches!




In a hotel at 8:35 PM... it just dawned on me that I may already be a boring old lady. :oops

Go fuck a random Chicago person.

[CuckingFunt]

Go fuck a random Chicago person.
I'm with family members. I don't have enough freedom to act indiscreetly.

They all think I'm a saint.

[marini martini]

Gotta go to Mel's to shake some martinis. Will be back later for some drunk posting
:toast

Have fun you two :lol

[RashoFan]

I'm in Chicago, bitches!




In a hotel at 8:35 PM... it just dawned on me that I may already be a boring old lady. :oops
Just wanted to know..what is the temp and wind chill in Chicago, and how much snow on the ground if any.

[CuckingFunt]

Just wanted to know..what is the temp and wind chill in Chicago, and how much snow on the ground if any.
It's currently quite pleasant. I was outside a bit ago in nothing more than jeans and a t-shirt/sweatshirt. Windy, but probably not enough to have a measurable wind chill, and hardly any snow on the ground.

Will be colder tomorrow, though. In the 20's and with a big storm rolling in, but probably (hopefully) not until we're back in St. Louis.

[samikeyp]

I'm with family members. I don't have enough freedom to act indiscreetly.

They all think I'm a saint.


You are either a great actress or the family just doesn't know better. :)

[RashoFan]

Thank you for the weather check in the city I born and lived in for 11 yars of my life....I miss the cool museums and the aquarium, but I sure as hell don't miss the cold and snow(interesting that there is not alot of snow right now).

[CuckingFunt]

You are either a great actress or the family just doesn't know better. :)
They just know better than to ask certain questions.

That, and the fact that I really am pretty square, of course.

[RashoFan]

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The Revend Midge is "gracing" us ladies with his presence..:lol

[Melmart1]

I thought I would have been mentioned in the same group myself too.
Whew! :spin
It wasn't meant to be a comprehensive list, you dumb cunt.

[RashoFan]

It wasn't meant to be a comprehensive list, you dumb cunt.
Bite me Mel!!!























.....please :eyebrows

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No, I don't like you but you are the lesser of the evils that invade this thread. But you continue to invoke shitdom by asking for Viva and you will be on the list.
you take great pride in your new found/made word. i'm glad you've found a place in life.

[RashoFan]

I don't recall somone calling V***'s name?

[Melmart1]

Bite me Mel!!!

.....please :eyebrows
Stop trying to be a dyke, you idiot.

[Twisted_Dawg]

It wasn't meant to be a comprehensive list, you dumb cunt.

There is something just magical when one female calls another female a cunt.

[RashoFan]

Stop trying to be a dyke, you idiot.
I was just flirting...geesh... :rolleyes

[midgetonadonkey]

Stop trying to be a dyke, you idiot.

:lmao

[Melmart1]

I was just flirting...geesh... :rolleyes
Flirting is an art form. Stick to throwing yourself at anything with a cock, you are much better suited to it.

[marini martini]

O.K., I'm back for drunk posting, only I'm not that drunk. My cabbie thought I said Belvedere, Illinois, instead of Bulverde, Texas. What a mofo.

[RashoFan]

:lmao
Sure...you laugh now...half you guys would love for a Mel, Funt, RF and just about any girl here to have some girl on girl fun just so y'all could watch.....

[samikeyp]

Sure...you laugh now...half you guys would love for a Mel, Funt, RF and just about any girl here to have some girl on girl fun just so y'all could watch.....


Just half?

:lol

[marini martini]

Just half?

:lol


:lmao :lmao :lmao

[samikeyp]

Hey if a guy says he doesn't like watching 2 women...he is either lying or gay.

[mrsmaalox]

Hey if a guy says he doesn't like watching 2 women...he is either lying or gay.

It's odd though that most women don't enjoy watching 2 men!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

At least I knew Melmart can't be convinced to go to a GTG, but I fully expected Rev and Sil to be there.

For shame.

[ShoogarBear]

No kidding. The midge can't be trusted.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No kidding. The midge can't be trusted.

I just don't know that I could follow the teachings of a man that can't show at a GTG.

[midgetonadonkey]

At least I knew Melmart can't be convinced to go to a GTG, but I fully expected Rev and Sil to be there.

For shame.

I said it was a possibility. Never said it was a sure thing.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

jiJmmq7whuQ

[ShoogarBear]

I said it was a possibility. Never said it was a sure thing.Are you running for office now or something?

[samikeyp]

At least I knew Melmart can't be convinced to go to a GTG,

Actually she can...you just have to bring the right kind of pretzels.

:)

[RashoFan]

Just half?

:lol
okay...98% just because we can't count Gay ABC and Shagia....

[RashoFan]

Hey if a guy says he doesn't like watching 2 women...he is either lying or gay.
The truth, Mikey does speak!

[RashoFan]

It's odd though that most women don't enjoy watching 2 men!
I know I don't.
It is duel/double standards.

[RashoFan]

Hey Mel,
28 hours until it is 24 hours of Ralphie
http://www.shopjt3.com/images/a_christmas_story.jpg

[Melmart1]

Yeah, probably all the men here would want to see RashoFan get it on with a girl. But mostly because it would be funny since she only pretends to be attracted to women and wouldn't know what the hell she was doing. It would be a comedy instead of porn.

[RashoFan]

Yeah, probably all the men here would want to see RashoFan get it on with a girl. But mostly because it would be funny since she only pretends to be attracted to women and wouldn't know what the hell she was doing. It would be a comedy instead of porn.

Yeah it would be a comedy instead of porn. And after recent events, I am definately a carnivore and not a vegetarian. Sorry guys, you will just have to use your imagination when it comes to the RF in girl on girl action.

[RashoFan]

Hey Mel,
26 hours until it is 24 hours of Ralphie
http://www.shopjt3.com/images/a_christmas_story.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I'm no longer in Chicago, bitches!





And, thank goodness, because it was getting chilly when we left.

[RashoFan]

I'm no longer in Chicago, bitches!

And, thank goodness, because it was getting chilly when we left.

Watched the Bears/Packers game on TV, saw it snow for a bit and it was looking very windy and chilly.
Where are you at now Funt?

[CuckingFunt]

Watched the Bears/Packers game on TV, saw it snow for a bit and it was looking very windy and chilly.
Where are you at now Funt?
That fucking Bears game made it a pain in the ass to get to he Field museum. And parking was $40.00. :madrun


I am currently at my mother's house in St. Louis.

[RashoFan]

I am sorry that parking was so expensive and it was hard to get to the Field museum...BUT it was bad ass that the Bears whooped the Packers.
How is the weather in St. Louis?
(My ex bf is from there...)

[CuckingFunt]

I am sorry that parking was so expensive and it was hard to get to the Field museum...BUT it was bad ass that the Bears whooped the Packers.
How is the weather in St. Louis?
(My ex bf is from there...)
Not bad. Low 30's, no snow.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Watching the Raiders/Jaguars game today in a predominantly pro-Raiders area WITHOUT the presence of Raider fans was absoulutely wonderful.
The fact that the Jags stomped the shit out of the Raiders made it that much better!
At least Warren Sapp took the place of the Raitard fans getting his fat ass ejected before the first half was over (which was most chuckle-worthy!).

[RashoFan]

* I know that this should be in the NFL thread*
Watching Brian Urlacher returned an interception for a touchdown (for the first time in his career) was pretty fucking sweet!!! :smokin

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

* I know that this should be in the NFL thread*
Watching Brian Urlacher returned an interception for a touchdown (for the first time in his career) was pretty fucking sweet!!! :smokin

Didn't look like he was going to make it around 30 yards or so from the end zone!
:lol

[RashoFan]

They showed him getting oxygen on the sidelines...with his size and all the layers they wear, he needed it.

[CuckingFunt]

So, just in case anyone was wondering... St. Louis is a really fucking boring city.

A problem that is not being helped by suffocating familial togetherness.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So, just in case anyone was wondering... St. Louis is a really fucking boring city.

A problem that is not being helped by suffocating familial togetherness.

I drove through there a few years back and that's the impression that I got as well.
I forget what city it is in Illinois (one of the podunk towns between St. Louis & Chicago), and their claim to fame was that they were the city that was home to America's largest grain elevator museum.
It took every ounce of will power that I could muster to keep from pulling over to take a tour, but somehow, I found the strength to resist.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/2girls.gif

This should be a new smiley option.

Kori get on it now.

[midgetonadonkey]

2girls1finger.com and 4girlsfingerpaint.com are wonderful websites.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm so glad that Sister Mary Clarence and her band of misfit students were able to band together to save St. Francis Academy.

[CuckingFunt]

It took every ounce of will power that I could muster to keep from pulling over to take a tour, but somehow, I found the strength to resist.
Impressive. I don't know that I'd have had the strength.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/2girls.gif

This should be a new smiley option.

Kori get on it now.

Brilliant!
:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

Boooooooooooooooooooooored.

[CuckingFunt]

If people would go to sleep, I could at least quietly watch porn.

[midgetonadonkey]

Boooooooooooooooooooooored.

Go shit in a cup.

[CuckingFunt]

Go shit in a cup.
I think I'll pass. I'm perfectly okay being too square to get the scat fetish.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just watched the dude getting a blowjob from a fish video again. I find it fascinating.

[CuckingFunt]

I just watched the dude getting a blowjob from a fish video again. I find it fascinating.
That was oddly intriguing, I must say.

Especially when the camera gets close enough to the fish to show that it's possibly still alive.

[midgetonadonkey]

I found this one interesting as well.

http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=34561

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I found this one interesting as well.

http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=34561

ORION will be most interested in seeing that.

[to21]

I found this one interesting as well.

http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=34561

Daddy would be proud.

[to21]

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to21, RashoFan

Quick, show me the goods again.

[RashoFan]

Is it me or is everyone extremely horny lately...links to porn everywhere...

[samikeyp]

Is it me or is everyone extremely horny lately...links to porn everywhere...

Tis the season.

:lol

[RashoFan]

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to21, RashoFan

Quick, show me the goods again.
answer me this question...How old are you?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Is it me or is everyone extremely horny lately...links to porn everywhere...

Must be all the misteltoe belts that some of you ladies are sporting this time of year.....

[RashoFan]

Tis the season.

:lol
yeah...that explains why so many people have birthdays in SEPTEMBER!

[RashoFan]

Must be all the misteltoe belts that some of you ladies are sporting this time of year.....
Hmmm.... never thought about wearing that on a belt...
:lol

[samikeyp]

yeah...that explains why so many people have birthdays in SEPTEMBER!


:lol true.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Hmmm.... never thought about wearing that on a belt...
:lol

Invest in some misteltoe blouses while you're at it as well.
:spin

[to21]

answer me this question...How old are you?
:lol

Born 1973......do the math.

:king

[RashoFan]

:lol

Born 1973......do the math.

:king
Really??? PM me your pic please.

[Silver21_Black20]

Really??? PM me your pic please.

Yes, please use PM's. Quit all the Happy HorseShit!

[RashoFan]

:lol

Born 1973......do the math.

:king
Since I went to LEE HS I usually can't count very well on most days...:lol

[RashoFan]

Yes, please use PM's. Quit all the Happy HorseShit!
When did Mel pass the "Regulating Reins" to SilBlk aka Mrs. Rev Midge???

[to21]

Really??? PM me your pic please.
I'll PM you something alright.

[RashoFan]

I'll PM you something alright.
Awww shit...WTF are you going to pm me???
:lol

[RashoFan]

How come nobody is posting??? I am bored and I need entertainment.....

[midgetonadonkey]

How come nobody is posting??? I am bored and I need entertainment.....

Go shit in a cup.

[RashoFan]

Go shit in a cup.
why?? You hungry???

[RashoFan]

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Hello...where is my pm???

[mrsmaalox]

why?? You hungry???

:vomit:

[Silver21_Black20]

why?? You hungry???

Hey you hussy, if anyone is going to shit in Rev. midge's mouth . . . it's going to be me.

[RashoFan]

:vomit:
I know...sorry...

[RashoFan]

Hey you hussy, if anyone is going to shit in Rev. midge's mouth . . . it's going to be me.
Well I think the Rev is hungry then...I hope he doesn't think we will be his 2 girls 1 cup......:vomit:

[mrsmaalox]

Hey you hussy, if anyone is going to shit in Rev. midge's mouth . . . it's going to be me.

Hey maybe he could use that in his religion: kinda like an exorcism or something.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Hey you hussy, if anyone is going to shit in Rev. midge's mouth . . . it's going to be me.

Is this the new level of "territorial pissing"?

[RashoFan]

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

Hey you hussy, if anyone is going to shit in Rev. midge's mouth . . . it's going to be me.SilBlack, you've changed.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm bored.

I'm horny.

I'm bored and horny.

I'm unable to do anything about either problem.

:pctoss

[to21]

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Hello...where is my pm???

I'm working on it. I can't pull off the vids off my phone for some reason.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm bored.

I'm horny.

I'm bored and horny.

I'm unable to do anything about either problem.

:pctossNothing ado about much.

[to21]

I'm bored.

I'm horny.

I'm bored and horny.

I'm unable to do anything about either problem.

:pctoss

Are u still out of town?

[mrsmaalox]

I'm bored.

I'm horny.

I'm bored and horny.

I'm unable to do anything about either problem.

:pctoss

You could tell the family to excuse you while you have a shower; I find both those problems are easily taken care of in a shower!

[CuckingFunt]

Are u still out of town?
Yep. Will be away from my home (lots of separate trips) until January 15th.

[RashoFan]

I'm bored.

I'm horny.

I'm bored and horny.

I'm unable to do anything about either problem.

:pctoss
I am with you sister.....
Not that you want or need them, you have my sympathies.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm bored.

I'm horny.

I'm bored and horny.

I'm unable to do anything about either problem.

:pctoss

Go to the bathroom, jam your finger up your cunt and shut the fuck up.

[Silver21_Black20]

SilBlack, you've changed.

I don't know what you're talking about. :nerd

[RashoFan]

You could tell the family to excuse you while you have a shower; I find both those problems are easily taken care of in a shower!
:wow
from left field comes this post maalox.

[CuckingFunt]

You could tell the family to excuse you while you have a shower; I find both those problems are easily taken care of in a shower!
'Fraid the second problem has officially gone beyond the point of something I can fix by myself.

[CuckingFunt]

Go to the bathroom, jam your finger up your cunt and shut the fuck up.
Why don't you do the same?

My cunt is lonely, but at least it isn't as irritated as yours seems to be.

[RashoFan]

I'm working on it. I can't pull off the vids off my phone for some reason.
How about using something called a digital camera,take pic, upload to computer and send the pic...
:p:

[midgetonadonkey]

Why don't you do the same?

My cunt is lonely, but at least it isn't as irritated as yours seems to be.

Nice.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ladies, what's the largest number of fingers you have had in your vagina?

[CuckingFunt]

Ladies, what's the largest number of fingers you have had in your vagina?
At once?

[mrsmaalox]

:wow
from left field comes this post maalox.

Well the girl has a bit of a problem; what kind of people would we be if we didn't offer solutions? I mean really.. the humanity! We must all do our part to ease the suffering of our fellow humans.

[RashoFan]

:lmao
maalox, how thoughtful...I'm sorry

[RashoFan]

I need a drink...anyone drinking too?

[mrsmaalox]

At once?

:lmao

[to21]

How about using something called a digital camera,take pic, upload to computer and send the pic...
:p:
Having a poker tournament at my friend's house.

I was gonna upload the vid I took today of sum morning sex.

Yes it was with a woman.

[midgetonadonkey]

At once?

Yes, at once.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm working on it. I can't pull off the vids off my phone for some reason.

I'm telling you it won't work...I tried to play the "I'm too dumb to use my camera phone to send pictures of my feet to Peewee" card; it just didn't work!

[to21]

The shocker should be used EVERY time you finger bang a woman.

[CuckingFunt]

Yes, at once.
All belonging to the same person?

[CuckingFunt]

The shocker should be used EVERY time you finger bang a woman.
No. It shouldn't.

[midgetonadonkey]

All belonging to the same person?

No. I'm just looking for a number.

[ShoogarBear]

You could tell the family to excuse you while you have a shower; I find both those problems are easily taken care of in a shower!I suggest combining this idea with the digital camera idea.

[CuckingFunt]

No. I'm just looking for a number.
Four, but it's more than I prefer.

[mrsmaalox]

The shocker should be used EVERY time you finger bang a woman.

What is this "shocker" you speak of?

[RashoFan]

Having a poker tournament at my friend's house.

I was gonna upload the vid I took today of sum morning sex.

Yes it was with a woman.
Wow, you were going to send me vid of you having sex with some woman...damn, you are almost as cold as my ex-bf

[RashoFan]

All belonging to the same person?
:lol

[to21]

Wow, you were going to send me vid of you having sex with some woman...damn, you are almost as cold as my ex-bf
Yeah it doesn't have my face in it......... only my dick.

[RashoFan]

What is this "shocker" you speak of?
Wow, I thought only Angel_Luv didn't know what the shocker is...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What is this "shocker" you speak of?

http://retrocrush.buzznet.com/archive2/stickers/Shocker.jpg

[Silver21_Black20]

Wow, you were going to send me vid of you having sex with some woman...damn, you are almost as cold as my ex-bf

You mention your ex-bf a lot. Sounds like you aren't over him.

[RashoFan]

Yeah it doesn't have my face in it......... only my dick.
If I wanted apic of your dick I would have asked for it. I was curious about what your face looks like...

[RashoFan]

You mention your ex-bf a lot. Sounds like you aren't over him.
True.
That is a :work in progress".