Free Quattro Razor (12)

[ATRAIN]

Well excuse the fucking hell out of me. That's what you Quattro elite get when you run off and leave us to our own devices!!!


:jack to the Quattro elite

[mrsmaalox]

:jack to the Quattro elite

Yea really. I mean at least we have the common decency to show up and TRY to contribute; all they do is pop in once in a while to criticize but not lift a finger to help fix the problem! Sheesh!

[MosesGuthrie]

Who are the Quattro elite?

[Melmart1]

Who are the Quattro elite?
Yes, I would like to know this as well.

[ORION]

Yes, I would like to know this as well.
your looking at him .......thank you very much :hat

[Melmart1]

your looking at him .......thank you very much :hat
All I see is dried fruit.

[mrsmaalox]

Yes, I would like to know this as well.

Mainly I mean those who show up to critique but are too damn good to get their hands dirty. They just call everyone lame or something and then run off because they are way "above it".

[ORION]

All I see is dried fruit.
but its vagina fruit ... :greedy

[ORION]

Mainly I mean those who show up to critique but are too damn good to get their hands dirty. They just call everyone lame or something and then run off because they are way "above it".
this is lame .......

[MosesGuthrie]

Mainly I mean those who show up to critique but are too damn good to get their hands dirty. They just call everyone lame or something and then run off because they are way "above it".

Anyone in particular?

I don't know much about the Quattro but I do know that you should have the balls to name names if you are going to call out someone.

[mrsmaalox]

Anyone in particular?

I don't know much about the Quattro but I do know that you should have the balls to name names if you are going to call out someone.

It's quite obvious that you don't know the Quattro well, because if you did, you'd know that I have no balls! There ain't a person here who couldn't mop the floor with me, so I just hit where I can and run away real fast! :lol

[ORION]

ok guys I was just playing. come back

[CuckingFunt]

Being sick on vacation is for the birds.

[MosesGuthrie]

That does suck.

[CuckingFunt]

And, for the record, this place fucking sucks ass lately.

And all the people complaining about it sucking, suck ass.

And all the people complaining about the the people complaining about it sucking, suck ass.

And the people who seem to be here acting like tough guys in an attempt to prove themselves to the "Quattro elite" (whatever the fuck that is) suck most of all.

And if saying any of that makes me a hypocrite, oh fucking well. You can all of you bite me.

[mrsmaalox]

And the people who seem to be here acting like tough guys in an attempt to prove themselves to the "Quattro elite" (whatever the fuck that is) suck most of all.

And if saying any of that makes me a hypocrite, oh fucking well. You can all of you bite me.

Well we know that ain't me! :lol No CF you are not a hypocrite; I say that as a respectful individual who has no desire to bite you.

[ORION]

Master Shake: [trying to calm Frylock down about the bills] Look, we got electricity... and we got each other.
[electricity is cut off]

Master Shake: Look, we got each other. What, are you gonna bill us for that now?

Frylock: You are about to learn a lesson in responsibility Shake!

Master Shake: I'm responsible... for getting us into that club that one time. I smooth-talked that dude. You saw me lay it down.

Frylock: Frankly, Shake, I can live like this. You can't. And if you don't pay these bills, we'll just see how long it takes before you go out of your freaking mind.

Master Shake: I'm not backing down on this, *ever*!
[falls off chair]

Master Shake: Turn on the lights, I want you to see the look on my face! Do you hear me? Or did they send a guy out to shut off your ears because I didn't pay the ear bill?
[Shake crashes through a window, landing in the front yard]

[ORION]

Shake should run for president

[ORION]

Turn on the lights, I want you to see the look on my face ! - :lol :lol

[batman2883]

there can only be one!!

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omx7u0ZWUAY

[midgetonadonkey]

I really dig that movie Hiding Out. Jon Cryer at his finest.

[to21]

God Damn! I'm gonna need a vacation from my vacation. :drunk

[to21]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omx7u0ZWUAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n6chxpEINs

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

ATRAIN jerks off to the Mookie Crew?

[mrsmaalox]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omx7u0ZWUAY

:tu Great post! It's been ages since I thought about that movie or the song!

[mrsmaalox]

ATRAIN jerks off to the Mookie Crew?

Ah, so is that who the "Quattro elite" are? I knew I had heard the term before but I was not sure who it was so I used to refer to some others. In that case : My humblest apologies to members of the "Quattro Elite" for invoking their honorary title in reference to the above mentioned individuals!

[to21]

Quattro Elite?

:lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Ah, so is that who the "Quattro elite" are? I knew I had heard the term before but I was not sure who it was so I used to refer to some others. In that case : My humblest apologies to members of the "Quattro Elite" for invoking their honorary title in reference to the above mentioned individuals!

I don't know for sure, either.

I guess I could have just quoted maxpower as the creator of The Quattro.

[marini martini]

:lmao :lmao :lmao
Quattro Elite?

:lmao

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Why are you laughing?

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Really, what is so funny?

[mrsmaalox]

I think I am addicted to slivovitz now; it's the best thing I've tasted in ages!

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck fucking bronchitis.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have a baby now.

She's the most beautiful baby in history.

[peewee's lovechild]

She will be better than Jesus Christ, or Moses . . . or Muhammad . . . or Buddah . . . . or Ghandi . . . or the Clintons.

[mrsmaalox]

Fuck fucking bronchitis.

That shit hangs around for ever. Unless of course you run down to the local Yugo shop and say, "A slivovitz please". I PROMISE you will feel better! :drunk

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh yea, and "Hiding Out" is a shitty movie.

[mrsmaalox]

I have a baby now.

She's the most beautiful baby in history.

No doubt. You smitten enough to change your evil ways?

[CuckingFunt]

Oh yea, and "Hiding Out" is a shitty movie.
I never even saw the movie, I just remember liking the song at the time.

[peewee's lovechild]

No doubt. You smitten enough to change your evil ways?

I just might.
I'll do anything for that little girl.

She has the most perfect smile.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just might.
I'll do anything for that little girl.

She has the most perfect smile.

Are you sure she's smiling and not shitting?

[RashoFan]

Fuck fucking bronchitis.
I concur, I had bronchitis for 2 months and it fucking SUCKED! I didn't want to cough cause my ribs/chest would hurt.
I hope you feel better soon.

[RashoFan]

Are you sure she's smiling and not shitting?
could be gas...she is the child of PeeWee....

[Jekka]

Imperial stout is the shit. I love it when beer looks like used motor oil! :drunk

[RashoFan]

there can only be one!!
http://www.filmposters.it/imgposter/grandi/highlander.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Funny... the last two weeks I've submitted a couple of links to FARK for stories I was sure would get on and got rejected.

But today, a story I never would have thought -- and didn't submit -- made the main page.

Go figure.

[Melmart1]

Why are you laughing?
She's drunk, you idiot.

[RashoFan]

Funny... the last two weeks I've submitted a couple of links to FARK for stories I was sure would get on and got rejected.

But today, a story I never would have thought -- and didn't submit -- made the main page.

Go figure.
communists bastards!?!?!?

[mrsmaalox]

I just might.
I'll do anything for that little girl.

She has the most perfect smile.

Good for you :tu

[ORION]

man this place is crazy

[1369]

Funny... the last two weeks I've submitted a couple of links to FARK for stories I was sure would get on and got rejected.

But today, a story I never would have thought -- and didn't submit -- made the main page.

Go figure.

It's not news.

Thought you would know that by now....

[batman2883]

can someone please tell pee wee to stfu already dang

[ORION]

can someone please tell pee wee to stfu already dang
about what

[ORION]

http://www.filmposters.it/imgposter/grandi/highlander.jpg
he became the Higlander by jumping off a cliff

[ATRAIN]

should I contribute today or am I going to get bitched at again?

[ATRAIN]

should I contribute today or am I going to get bitched at again?

Even though I know im going to get bitched at for even asking!!

[Melmart1]

You've never "contributed" before, so why start now?

[ORION]

I want some chamoy !

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's not news.

Thought you would know that by now....

I was certain the story about grandma's ashes getting stolen from a steakhouse parking lot would get greenlit, especially with the hed: "Grandma got stolen from a steakhouse" sung like "Grandma got run over by a reindeer."

[ATRAIN]

You've never "contributed" before, so why start now?


define contribute??

[Melmart1]

I want some chamoy !
:vomit:

[Melmart1]

define contribute??
Adding something of value.

[Melmart1]

You just add. But, you are not alone, so don't feel bad.

[ATRAIN]

Adding something of value.


Value to who? The Elites or the wannabes?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

A lot of you give too much of a damn about what other people think.

I'm sure I've been called a sweaty ballsac a number of times, but it doesn't faze me.

Post or don't, just stop bitching about it.

[Melmart1]

Value to who? The Elites or the wannabes?
What is with the Elites? :rolleyes. mrsmaalox makes up some stupid name for something that doesn't exist and you go and jump on the bangwagon?

[Melmart1]

A lot of you give too much of a damn about what other people think.

I'm sure I've been called a sweaty ballsac a number of times, but it doesn't faze me.

Post or don't, just stop bitching about it.
I am not bitching, I am just answering questions. I don't know why ATRAIN cares if he is going to get bitched out for posting, it won't be the first time, or the last I am sure.

[ATRAIN]

A lot of you give too much of a damn about what other people think.

I'm sure I've been called a sweaty ballsac a number of times, but it doesn't faze me.

Post or don't, just stop bitching about it.


LOL you should know I dont give a shit what anyone thinks. I just like to :stirpot:

[ATRAIN]

I am not bitching, I am just answering questions. I don't know why ATRAIN cares if he is going to get bitched out for posting, it won't be the first time, or the last I am sure.


and if you can tell blaze it worked

[ORION]

:vomit:
are you kidding me? St.Paul's bake sales are what got me addicted in the first place

[samikeyp]

Hiatus over.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sazz3NDldwY&NR=1

[samikeyp]

I want some chamoy !

Can you get anymore Mexican?

What's next? Breaking into the local lotto/smokes/taqueira for your daily fix of Lucas?

[Melmart1]

are you kidding me? St.Paul's bake sales are what got me addicted in the first place
They weren't bake sales, they were 'sweet and sour' sales at first, then they banned chamoy, chinese candies and all that stuff and they were just bake sales. Laaame!

[Melmart1]

Can you get anymore Mexican?

What's next? Breaking into the local lotto/smokes/taqueira for your daily fix of Lucas?
Lucas is also nasty. My sister eats it with cucumbers. Damn Mexicans!

[ATRAIN]

Can you get anymore Mexican?

What's next? Breaking into the local lotto/smokes/taqueira for your daily fix of Lucas?


Dude Lucas is the shit.......I need to find some.

[ATRAIN]

Does anyone remember those Messican lollipops with the chili powder covering a watermelon Candy?

[samikeyp]

Dude Lucas is shit.......I need to find some.

Better.

[ATRAIN]

Better.


LOL then again I haven't had that shit since jr high, it prob sucks now.

[ORION]

Can you get anymore Mexican?

What's next? Breaking into the local lotto/smokes/taqueira for your daily fix of Lucas?
it taste great with beer

[ATRAIN]

it taste great with beer


not the chili one right??

[ORION]

Lucas is also nasty. My sister eats it with cucumbers. Damn Mexicans!
there is that place off of bandera and evers that makes fruit cups. they make cucumber with lemon juice and a ton of lucas type stuff and it taste like it was made by jesus himself !

[ATRAIN]

there is that place off of bandera and evers that makes fruit cups. they make cucumber with lemon juice and a ton of lucas type stuff and it taste like it was made by jesus himself !


LOL Messican fruit cups kick ass!!

[ORION]

not the chili one right??
any of that stuff goes perfect with beer. try it and you'll like

[ATRAIN]

any of that stuff goes perfect with beer. try it and you'll like


the Limon one yeah I can see that but the chili one fuck that.

[ORION]

the Limon one yeah I can see that but the chili one fuck that.
and the chinese candies with beer :hungry:

[ShoogarBear]

Does anyone remember those Messican lollipops with the chili powder covering a watermelon Candy?Aw hell no [/willsmith]

[CuckingFunt]

Does anyone remember those Messican lollipops with the chili powder covering a watermelon Candy?
Fucking ew. My friends all ate that shit in middle/high school.

[ORION]

I don't know how much longer I could have stood at this girl's desk with the low cut shirt showing her tanned c sized boobs ! this was me --- :baby then :drool: then :smchode:

[ShoogarBear]

ORION you are completely full of shit until proven otherwise.

[RashoFan]

I just had a steak for dinner but for some reason I want some sushi.
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11388452/Frozen_Sushi.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Sushi is for homos.

[marini martini]

I just had a steak for dinner but for some reason I want some sushi.
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11388452/Frozen_Sushi.jpg

I love the Pot leaves for garnish :smokin

[midgetonadonkey]

poser

[marini martini]

poser


If that's directed at me, thanks, no one has ever called me that :toast

I love you, you rock!

Could you sign my autograph book :lol :lol :lol

[RashoFan]

I didn't notice the garnish...kinda looks like pot, but what do I know? Contact high at a Pink Floyd concert and DMB concert does not make me an expert. :(

[midgetonadonkey]

Yup.

[marini martini]

I didn't notice the garnish...kinda looks like pot, but what do I know? Contact high at a Pink Floyd concert and DMB concert does not make me an expert. :(

It do :hat

[RashoFan]

Are you guys having some "bud" right now? :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

All this talk about Chamoy and Lucas is making me hungry for a fruit cup.

[peewee's lovechild]

Those chicks from 2girls1cup should have used some fruit, chamoy, and Lucas in their activities.

[RashoFan]

I like the Angel in my sig...fuck the glass, she is drinking right from the bottle!

[RashoFan]

All this talk about Chamoy and Lucas is making me hungry for a fruit cup.
I know HEB has them with jicima and chile

[RashoFan]

Those chicks from 2girls1cup should have used some fruit, chamoy, and Lucas in their activities.
you forgot Chinese candies....

[midgetonadonkey]

It do :hat

No it doesn't. It makes her look like a stupid bitch that has smoked reefer once and claims to be a "pothead". Fuck you all. You will never know what it is to be a true stoner.

[midgetonadonkey]

you forgot Chinese candies....

You forgot shutdafukups.

[RashoFan]

No it doesn't. It makes her look like a stupid bitch that has smoked reefer once and claims to be a "pothead". Fuck you all. You will never know what it is to be a true stoner.
If "her" means me...I never smoked, I only got a contact high. If that statement was not directed to me, then carry on.

[RashoFan]

You forgot shutdafukups.
haha you verry funny guy

[marini martini]

No it doesn't. It makes her look like a stupid bitch that has smoked reefer once and claims to be a "pothead". Fuck you all. You will never know what it is to be a true stoner.

I'm lookin' at the garnish, dickwad. And my stonerdom, far beats yours, by a million :smokin :smokin :smokin

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm lookin' at the garnish, dickwad. And my stonerdom, far beats yours, by a million :smokin :smokin :smokin

haha You wish. You know nothing of my stonerdom nor will you have any way to compete with it if you did.

I'm not your usual blunt smoking, 20 sack buying "stoner". I bought by the pound bitch.

[peewee's lovechild]

I used it in place of parsley and cilantro, so I got everyone beat.

[marini martini]

haha You wish. You know nothing of my stonerdom nor will you have any way to compete with it if you did.

I'm not your usual blunt smoking, 20 sack buying "stoner". I bought by the pound bitch.


Fu**ck you, I bought by the pound, Quality not quanity, $ 50.00. pounds. $10.00 lids.

[peewee's lovechild]

Anyone ever had Cannabis Chicken?? Delicious!!!

[RashoFan]

Anyone ever had Cannabis Chicken?? Delicious!!!
nah bro...the only herb I use on chicken is Rosemary...

[midgetonadonkey]

Fu**ck you, I bought by the pound, Quality not quanity, $ 50.00. pounds. $10.00 lids.

hahahhhaha if you think $50 a pound is quality than you are not anything near a true stoner.

Dumb bitch. Die already.

[peewee's lovechild]

My baby just made a massive shit.

It reminded me of Midge's musky man scent.

[Melmart1]

Nothing like a drunk and a stoner arguing to liven the place up.

[marini martini]

hahahhhaha if you think $50 a pound is quality than you are not anything near a true stoner.

Dumb bitch. Die already.

So dimwit, you have no idear, where I have lived!

[marini martini]

Nothing like a drunk and a stoner arguing to liven the place up.


How did the Dart game go, sweetie pie :toast

[CuckingFunt]

I've never bought even a single marijuana leaf, but I don't allow it to define my awesomeness.

[mrsmaalox]

What is with the Elites? :rolleyes. mrsmaalox makes up some stupid name for something that doesn't exist and you go and jump on the bangwagon?

Hey don't blame that on me; I just used a term I heard a few pages back! I think even JB said he heard it before. I just made up my own definition. And Atrain better jump on any fucking bandwagon I lead if he knows what's good for him!!!!!

[ATRAIN]

haha You wish. You know nothing of my stonerdom nor will you have any way to compete with it if you did.

I'm not your usual blunt smoking, 20 sack buying "stoner". I bought by the pound bitch.


No wonder you have trouble seeing out of one eye!!

[to21]

"Beat the pussy up."

"Beat the pussy up."

[RashoFan]

No Mr. Sun this morning??? Lazy, mother fucker! I am up...he should be up too! What a cock sucker...

[samikeyp]

No Mr. Sun this morning??? Lazy, mother fucker! I am up...he should be up too! What a cock sucker...


A little spicy this morning I see.


Nice. :)

[CuckingFunt]

VH1's "America's Next Top Model" Super Modelthon has been the only good thing about this week's bronchitis.

However, if I'm not done coughing by the time I have to get on a plane on Sunday morning, I'm going to have to murder people.

[mrsmaalox]

VH1's "America's Next Top Model" Super Modelthon has been the only good thing about this week's bronchitis.

However, if I'm not done coughing by the time I have to get on a plane on Sunday morning, I'm going to have to murder people.

CF, did you get sick from your other trip? Airplanes are almost as germy as hospitals because they just keep recirculating the same air everyone is breathing into. Next time you should try that "Airborne" stuff before you fly; I've never tried it myself, but I know a couple of people who swear by it.

[CuckingFunt]

CF, did you get sick from your other trip? Airplanes are almost as germy as hospitals because they just keep recirculating the same air everyone is breathing into. Next time you should try that "Airborne" stuff before you fly; I've never tried it myself, but I know a couple of people who swear by it.
Being asthmatic, my lungs are easily affected by winter weather and I think it's just from all the traveling and different conditions I had to deal with in a short time. Northern California, Central California, St. Louis, Chicago, back to St. Louis, back to Central California all in about two weeks... just too much.

[CuckingFunt]

I killed the Quattro again.

All is well.

[ShoogarBear]

Being asthmatic, my lungs are easily affected by winter weather and I think it's just from all the traveling and different conditions I had to deal with in a short time. Northern California, Central California, St. Louis, Chicago, back to St. Louis, back to Central California all in about two weeks... just too much.I might be able to help. I'd need to see your lungs though.

[marini martini]

Damn, 2 hours and you could've gone for twelve!

[CuckingFunt]

I might be able to help. I'd need to see your lungs though.
I'm not entirely certain that your consultation would be very beneficial since it would entail traveling to more inclement weather.

[marini martini]

I'm not entirely certain that your consultation would be very beneficial since it would entail traveling to more inclement weather.


and a chest x-ray :toast

[CuckingFunt]

and a chest x-ray :toast
Every now and then, I find myself wondering if you're somehow related to awmyplace.

[midgetonadonkey]

No shit. Marini seems down syndrome to me.

[CuckingFunt]

No shit. Marini seems down syndrome to me.
Either that, or it's someone trying too hard to act drunk.

[marini martini]

Either that, or it's someone trying too hard to act drunk.


BINGO! You got it!

Celebrity Rehab next Thursday @ 9P.M.

[midgetonadonkey]

Maybe she is a down syndrome chick trying to act drunk.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm not entirely certain that your consultation would be very beneficial since it would entail traveling to more inclement weather.No, telemedicne is possible.

[marini martini]

Maybe she is a down syndrome chick trying to act drunk.

So happy that the two of you have not breeded, and hopefully never will. A downs syndrome child is the best child to ever have. No violence, and will never join a gang. Feels nothing but love and adoration to the ones close to him. Thanks for the compliment :toast

[midgetonadonkey]

So happy that the two of you have not breeded, and hopefully never will. A downs syndrome child is the best child to ever have. No violence, and will never join a gang. Feels nothing but love and adoration to the ones close to him. Thanks for the compliment :toast

Wow.

[CuckingFunt]

So happy that the two of you have not breeded, and hopefully never will.
Happy that Midge and I haven't bred in general, or happy that we haven't bred together?

If the latter, I would imagine that Sandra is even happier than you are.

If the former, how would you know that a) I don't have kids and/or b) I wouldn't be a fantastic mother?

[CuckingFunt]

Wow.
That, too.

[marini martini]

Happy that Midge and I haven't bred in general, or happy that we haven't bred together?

If the latter, I would imagine that Sandra is even happier than you are.

If the former, how would you know that a) I don't have kids and/or b) I wouldn't be a fantastic mother?

In general.

You know, I think you would be a fantastic mother.....................if the child had downs syndrome, and even if it didn't, in fact I would love to be a child of yours. Dress ups, travel, strong sense of family and tradition.

Midge, you and Sandra go together like.............................................. .............oh, who cares, just as long as you are happy :clap

[midgetonadonkey]

If I had a down syndrome kid I would put them down like Old Yeller.

[CuckingFunt]

I'd sell my retard baby to the circus.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's an even better idea. At least make some money off of him.

Nice thinking CF.

[marini martini]

Fuck this mother may I, Shit!!!

[RashoFan]

I LOVE sushi!!!

[marini martini]

Wow.


Stopped you in your tracks, hey buddy :lol


and Rasho, I do love Sushi, also :toast

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.ime-inc.org/images/telemed_chart.gif

[marini martini]

http://www.ime-inc.org/images/telemed_chart.gif

Fuck, let's all get a chest x-ray :toast

[RashoFan]

Are we having to show our chests again???

[mrsmaalox]

Are you already disrobing, RF? :lol

[RashoFan]

Are you already disrobing, RF? :lol
Nope...keeping the shirt on from now on..
I was just trying to tease to21...he was here a little while ago.

[mrsmaalox]

Poor guy probably had to "excuse" himself, if you know what I mean!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Why the hell is Faction 28 playing an edited version of a song?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I like my women like I like my chicken
With a little bit of fat on the ends
Not too much and not too little
Just enough to make me grin

When I see a little woman walkin' down the street
She ain't my type, I need a little more meat
She's skinny, and not my cup of tea

[Steve Irwin]

^looks like jackie chan without a penis

[The Sun]

Should be a nice day today with an even better tomorrow. Enjoy!!!

[RashoFan]

How horrible is it that The Sun is the last mother fucker to post in here for almost 12 hours??? I getting drunk tonight people, anyone else up for the drunking Quattro posting Saturday night?

[marini martini]

As usual, count me in :toast

[mrsmaalox]

How horrible is it that The Sun is the last mother fucker to post in here for almost 12 hours??? I getting drunk tonight people, anyone else up for the drunking Quattro posting Saturday night?

It is horrible! At least no one has come in just to say how lame this place is!

[marini martini]

It is horrible! At least no one has come in just to say how lame this place is!

Don't hold your breath :lol

[RashoFan]

Drink people

[mrsmaalox]

Sorry not drinking tonight cuz I have a headache. But I did have an idea. Since no one shows up here anymore we should just comandeer the place and turn into a "cutesy" Quattro! We would all have to be nice to each other, chat about sweet things and only be allowed to use the adorable smilies! That would get them crawling out of the woodwork just to call us stupid cunts!!:lol

[Kori Ellis]

Drink people

I'm drinking diet Dr. Pepper, but I have a big bottle of Caramel Bailey's Irish Creme in the refrigerator. I might have to upgrade to that.

[ashbeeigh]

I don't have anything worth drinking here....

but just as an aside it really sadens me that Diane Sawyer is on facebook looking for responses to the Presidential debate that just happened.

[RashoFan]

Sorry not drinking tonight cuz I have a headache. But I did have an idea. Since no one shows up here anymore we should just comandeer the place and turn into a "cutesy" Quattro! We would all have to be nice to each other, chat about sweet things and only be allowed to use the adorable smilies! That would get them crawling out of the woodwork just to call us stupid cunts!!:lol
Why the fuck not....
:oops
I mean...that is a smashing idea dearie, Brilliant actually :elephant :clap

[mrsmaalox]

Good start! That dancing elephant really burns people up!!

[RashoFan]

I'm drinking diet Dr. Pepper, but I have a big bottle of Caramel Bailey's Irish Creme in the refrigerator. I might have to upgrade to that.
Caramel Bailey's you say? I recall a time in my youth, when I was able to imbide the entire contents of the bottle! Pity, that those days are but a memory. :toast Cheers!

[Kori Ellis]

I got a gift pack of regular Bailey's, Caramel Bailey's and Mint Bailey's for Christmas.

It's my drink of choice when I go to Las Vegas - I don't drink it much otherwise, for some reason.

[RashoFan]

Good start! That dancing elephant really burns people up!!
Good evening Madam, How are you this fine evening? :)

[mrsmaalox]

I got a gift pack of regular Bailey's, Caramel Bailey's and Mint Bailey's for Christmas.

It's my drink of choice when I go to Las Vegas - I don't drink it much otherwise, for some reason.

Mint Bailey's sounds awesome!

[marini martini]

Sorry not drinking tonight cuz I have a headache. But I did have an idea. Since no one shows up here anymore we should just comandeer the place and turn into a "cutesy" Quattro! We would all have to be nice to each other, chat about sweet things and only be allowed to use the adorable smilies! That would get them crawling out of the woodwork just to call us stupid cunts!!:lol

R U Fting cwaizie? They will chew us up & spit us out :toast

[Melmart1]

Tonight is not a drinking night.

[mrsmaalox]

Good evening Madam, How are you this fine evening? :)

Aren't you just the sweetest thing?!

[mrsmaalox]

Tonight is not a drinking night.

Me neither

[RashoFan]

I got a gift pack of regular Bailey's, Caramel Bailey's and Mint Bailey's for Christmas.

It's my drink of choice when I go to Las Vegas - I don't drink it much otherwise, for some reason.
How odd you mention Las Vegas...that is the very city that I was visiting when I had consumed the entire bottle of that very delectible liquor!

[mrsmaalox]

R U Fting cwaizie? They will chew us up & spit us out :toast

Hi honey, did you have a nice New Years?

[RashoFan]

Mint Bailey's sounds awesome!
Indeed, that does sound quite delightful.






I need a drink if I am going to maintain this obnoxious posting.....

[mrsmaalox]

Ash, just jump in anytime hon!

[RashoFan]

Aren't you just the sweetest thing?!
You are Absolutely Fabulous Dahrling!

[RashoFan]

Good evening and good blessings to the wonderful Kori Ellis!! Doing well I hope.

[mrsmaalox]

I can't believe Marini left! I thought this BS would be right up her alley!

[Melmart1]

Jezuz! what the fuck is this nice-fest in here? start your own nice thread, bitches!

[mrsmaalox]

Good evening and good blessings to the wonderful Kori Ellis!! Doing well I hope.

She's the greatest thing since canned beer..........

[ashbeeigh]

There's a Real Women thread for that happy horseshit.

[mrsmaalox]

Jezuz! what the fuck is this nice-fest in here? start your own nice thread, bitches!

Yay! It's Mellie!

[Kori Ellis]

Jezuz! what the fuck is this nice-fest in here? start your own nice thread, bitches!

:lol I was just going to ask what the love was all about.

[mrsmaalox]

:lol I was just going to ask what the love was all about.

Just figured no one's around, so why not?

[RashoFan]

{{{Throwing mrsmaaloxx under the proverbial school bus}}}
It was mrsmalox's idea to be the happy quattro.

[RashoFan]

Even though I sold you out maalox...there is no one here but you and me....I'm sorry. Please forgive me...I love you maalox....I LOVE YOU!!!:cry

[marini martini]

I can't believe Marini left! I thought this BS would be right up her alley!

Never fear, dear, I am here for always & forever :toast

[mrsmaalox]

Even though I sold you out maalox...there is no one here but you and me....I'm sorry. Please forgive me...I love you maalox....I LOVE YOU!!!:cry

There, there sweetie; I understand!

[midgetonadonkey]

Gay

[mrsmaalox]

Hmm, I smell a ...MAN!!!!

[RashoFan]

I would like to make this proclaimation...
Everyone, let it be know that the adult beverage that is served at Red Lobster under the moniker of Malibu Hurricane....Is so gotdamn, deliciously, fucking BAD ASS!!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Gay

Please sir, put us in our proper place! We are just delirious in your absence!

[RashoFan]

Never fear, dear, I am here for always & forever :toast
Liar, you where here long enough to post this disgraceful deceit and you went away. You left us alone Marini, you abadoned us....




:dramaquee



I keep this crap up, I will need another bottle to drink...

:dramaquee

[RashoFan]

I would like to make this proclaimation...
Everyone, let it be know that the adult beverage that is served at Red Lobster under the moniker of Malibu Hurricane....Is so gotdamn, deliciously, fucking BAD ASS!!!!
Thank you for taking a moment to read this proclaimation. Good Day to all!

[marini martini]

Rash, wtf is your problemo, you know perfectly well, I am in the middle of some deep serious crapolla.

You need another bottle, I got some tekillia, come on down :toast

[samikeyp]

I would like to make this proclaimation...
Everyone, let it be know that the adult beverage that is served at Red Lobster under the moniker of Malibu Hurricane....Is so gotdamn, deliciously, fucking BAD ASS!!!!


Yummy!

[mrsmaalox]

Malibu Hurricane, huh? I'll need to try it, sounds delish!

[Melmart1]

:lol I was just going to ask what the love was all about.
I dunno, but it is making me want to :vomit:

[mrsmaalox]

Mellie come chat! I know you know everyone better than us; maybe you could dish a little dirt??

[Melmart1]

Mellie come chat! I know you know everyone better than us; maybe you could dish a little dirt??
How about I kick some dirt in your shiny happy face?

[midgetonadonkey]

You ladies should try a bottle of Shutdafukup.

[mrsmaalox]

How about I kick some dirt in your shiny happy face?
That might work!

[RashoFan]

You ladies should try a bottle of Shutdafukup.
:sleep
got any new insults?

[marini martini]

Gay

OkeeeDokeeeeeeeee, I smell a donkey :lol

[mrsmaalox]

You ladies should try a bottle of Shutdafukup.

I think we need to keep this charade up a bit longer: he's still calling us "ladies"! :lol

[RashoFan]

Malibu Hurricane, huh? I'll need to try it, sounds delish!
My mother had one at dinner and I tried a sip. I finished off what I ordered and ordered one for myself... :drunk

[Melmart1]

OkeeeDokeeeeeeeee, I smell a donkey :lol
Close your legs.

[RashoFan]

OkeeeDokeeeeeeeee, I smell a donkey :lol
:donkey
:lmao

[samikeyp]

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Melmart1+, RashoFan+, ashbeeigh

2 Hotties, 1 skank.

[marini martini]

I think we need to keep this charade up a bit longer: he's still calling us "ladies"! :lol


:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Melmart1]

Gotdamnit, I finally saw the 2004 version of Phantom of the Opera and now I can't get the score out of my head. :pctoss

[RashoFan]

I didn't know you thought Mel was a skank....I like her, don't be mean Mikey. That is not playing nice...

[mrsmaalox]

2 Hotties, 1 skank.

:( Should I even bother to ask..........?

[marini martini]

Close your legs.

You're nasty! How's the baby? :rolleyes

[mrsmaalox]

Gotdamnit, I finally saw the 2004 version of Phantom of the Opera and now I can't get the score out of my head. :pctoss

It is intoxicating to the senses!

[RashoFan]

Gotdamnit, I finally saw the 2004 version of Phantom of the Opera and now I can't get the score out of my head. :pctoss
He's there, the Phantom of the Operaaaaaaahhhhh.
Angel of Music, speak, I listen...

[RashoFan]

I think the Jesus Christ Superstar music score is awesome....
Every time I look at you , I don't understand
Why did you chose such a backwards time in such a strange land?

[ashbeeigh]

2 Hotties, 1 skank.

:madrun

[samikeyp]

I didn't know you thought Mel was a skank....I like her, don't be mean Mikey. That is not playing nice...


She knows better...and so should you. :nope

:)

[Melmart1]

At least the half of Gerard Butler's face that you can see is sexy. Or else I would get tired of seeing Emmy Rossum alternating looking bewildered and stupid.

[ashbeeigh]

The only reason I saw P.S. I love you was for Gerard Butler....and he died within 10 minutes.

[RashoFan]

Jesus Christ Jesus Christ
Who are you, what have you sacraficed?
Jesus Christ Superstar
Are you what they say you are?


Maybe I should watch Joseph and the technicolor dream coat to finish off The Webber/Rice broadway musicals...

[Melmart1]

Gerard Butler would get done. More than once.

[Melmart1]

Jesus Christ Jesus Christ
Who are you, what have you sacraficed?
Jesus Christ Superstar
Are you what they say you are?


Maybe I should watch Joseph and the technicolor dream coat to finish off The Webber/Rice broadway musicals...
Fuck you. Why don't you just start performing Cats now?

[mrsmaalox]

At least the half of Gerard Butler's face that you can see is sexy. Or else I would get tired of seeing Emmy Rossum alternating looking bewildered and stupid.

That's true;when I went to see it my daughter was about 9 and she asked "Mom is that a deer in the headlights face?" :lol

[RashoFan]

She knows better...and so should you. :nope

:)
aw..you know I am playing...vspank me later.

[RashoFan]

Fuck you. Why don't you just start performing Cats now?
That is the one I haven't seen... :dizzy

[Melmart1]

The only reason I saw P.S. I love you was for Gerard Butler....and he died within 10 minutes.
I know she has won two Oscars, but I refuse to pay money to see this movie because Hilary Swank just can't do 'cute,' which is required for a romantic comedy. Although from the previews, Lisa Kudrow looks pretty funny in it.

And how fucking far did Gina Gershon's career slide that she is relegated to playing friend #2?

[Melmart1]

That's true;when I went to see it my daughter was about 9 and she asked "Mom is that a deer in the headlights face?" :lol
As much as I truly like that movie, there are some fucking funny interviews for the movie that happened in Japan that a friend of mine sent me. I have been to Japan and I recorded some TV on a VHS tape cus Japanese commercials are fucking funny, as is most of Japanese TV.

Anyhoo, there is potential comic gold when it comes to actors going to Japan to publicize a movie, and this one was no dissapointment.

[mrsmaalox]

Wow, did you all catch that? Mellie just addressed Ashbeeigh and didn't call her a derogatory name! Maybe she's coming over to the "other" side now! :lol

[Melmart1]

Seriously, is this the same guy who played King Leonidas in 300? No fucking way.

[ashbeeigh]

I know she has won two Oscars, but I refuse to pay money to see this movie because Hilary Swank just can't do 'cute,' which is required for a romantic comedy. Although from the previews, Lisa Kudrow looks pretty funny in it.

And how fucking far did Gina Gershon's career slide that she is relegated to playing friend #2?

Hilary was so-so. She was emotionally good, but when she wasn't sobbing because her hisband died she was just bland. And Gina Gershon was just trashy. Lisa Kudrow was hilarious, althuogh I would have liked to see her more.

I went only because a friend was home for Christmas break and it involved getting completely shitfaced at the Agora bar upstairs at the palladium upstairs before.

[RashoFan]

Oh, Gerard Butler was the lead in 300? That is a good looking man!

[Melmart1]

Wow, did you all catch that? Mellie just addressed Ashbeeigh and didn't call her a derogatory name! Maybe she's coming over to the "other" side now! :lol
It's Mel or Melmart, you don't get to call my Melly. And every cranky bitch has a moment of weakness.

[Melmart1]

Oh, Gerard Butler was the lead in 300? That is a good looking man!
He was also the lead in Dracula 2000. I know this cus I am a huge fan of vampire flicks, although this one sucked, literally and figuratively. But I swear, he looks completely different in every movie I have seen him in. Watch Dear Frankie, the best flick with him in it, IMHO. But have a hanky nearby.

[RashoFan]

It's Mel or Melmart, you don't get to call my Melly. And every cranky bitch has a moment of weakness.
and is the moment of weakness named Gerard Butler....
He could make anyone go weak. :drool:

[mrsmaalox]

I just googled him and I can't recall seeing him before. But he has a nice, masculine look. You know, not too pretty!

[Melmart1]

Speaking of movies, re-reading the worst movie thread reminds me how much I absolutely hated Crash. What a shitty fucking movie.

[RashoFan]

He was also the lead in Dracula 2000. I know this cus I am a huge fan of vampire flicks, although this one sucked, literally and figuratively. But I swear, he looks completely different in every movie I have seen him in. Watch Dear Frankie, the best flick with him in it, IMHO. But have a hanky nearby.
I have a thing for vampire flicks as well, I will have to check both of those movies out.

[RashoFan]

I just googled him and I can't recall seeing him before. But he has a nice, masculine look. You know, not too pretty!
The rugged, maraborlo man look....that is nice.

[ashbeeigh]

Oh shitty movies.... in reference to the quattro...the attack of the giant squid is on sci-fi right now.

[mrsmaalox]

It's Mel or Melmart, you don't get to call my Melly. And every cranky bitch has a moment of weakness.

But it's just that calling you Mellie let's me fantasize that I'm Scarlett O'Hara and I'm watching you come limping out in a dirty nightgown, dragging your brother's sword!