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RashoFan
12-16-2007, 12:51 AM
How you like your fish sir? With or without teeth???

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 12:52 AM
Ice cold beer makes you want to cheer
Ice cold wine makes you feel fine
Ice cold duck makes you want to...

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 12:55 AM
Anyone been drinking??? I had some wine and I feel fine...

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 12:56 AM
I think youse guys are all fucking beautiful....
...in your own crazy quattro way



I LOVE YOUSE GUYS

Silver21_Black20
12-16-2007, 12:59 AM
This is what the Quattro has become. Fucking Aye! You people suck.

mrsmaalox
12-16-2007, 12:59 AM
I think youse guys are all fucking beautiful....
...in your own crazy quattro way



I LOVE YOUSE GUYS
Well now you did it! Shouldn't belong before someone pops in to tell you to GTFO with that sappy horseshit!

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 01:00 AM
This is what the Quattro has become. Fucking Aye! You people suck.My soul weeps for the Quattro's former glory.

Silver21_Black20
12-16-2007, 01:01 AM
Well now you did it! Shouldn't belong before someone pops in to tell you to GTFO with that sappy horseshit!

It's Happy HorseShit, you fucking Cunt!

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 01:01 AM
Which reminds me, where in the fuck is that whore Melmart?

midgetonadonkey
12-16-2007, 01:01 AM
Well now you did it! Shouldn't belong before someone pops in to tell you to GTFO with that sappy horseshit!

Truthy is rolling in his grave right now.

If you can't say it right don't say it at all.

midgetonadonkey
12-16-2007, 01:02 AM
Which reminds me, where in the fuck is that whore Melmart?

She's been recovering from her abortion.

Silver21_Black20
12-16-2007, 01:03 AM
My soul weeps for the Quattro's former glory.

The Quattro is not funny. It is all about stupid, worthless bullshit. Nothing random nor funny about it.

How do we get it back on track, Funt?

mrsmaalox
12-16-2007, 01:03 AM
It's Happy HorseShit, you fucking Cunt!

I stand corrected :yield

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 01:04 AM
I tried to call the great and all wonderous Mel with the happy horseshit bit...I have failed in channeling the Mel

Silver21_Black20
12-16-2007, 01:05 AM
I tried to call the great and all wonderous Mel with the happy horseshit bit...I have failed in channeling the Mel

I'm sure this is why she has been absent from here. You fucking people drove her away.

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 01:06 AM
The "viva viagra" commercials are stupid IMO

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 01:06 AM
The Quattro is not funny. It is all about stupid, worthless bullshit. Nothing random nor funny about it.

How do we get it back on track, Funt?I don't know.

Since I've been accused to contributing to it's recent decline, I don't know how helpful I can be in that endeavor.

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 01:07 AM
I tried to call the great and all wonderous Mel with the happy horseshit bit...I have failed in channeling the MelCould be you succeeded and that's what she's not here.

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 01:13 AM
Come back Mel...come back...

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 01:13 AM
And where the F*ck is the PeeWee?

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 01:14 AM
And where the F*ck is the PeeWee?Recovering from his abortion.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 01:16 AM
Recovering from that kick to his twat.

Silver21_Black20
12-16-2007, 01:16 AM
And where the F*ck is the PeeWee?

No one gives a shit.

midgetonadonkey
12-16-2007, 01:16 AM
And where the F*ck is the PeeWee?

What's with this editing bullshit?

Jesus fucking Christ!

Silver21_Black20
12-16-2007, 01:16 AM
A shot of Patron can't make this thread any better.

midgetonadonkey
12-16-2007, 01:17 AM
And where the F*ck is the PeeWee?

And to answer your question, he is recovering from being ass raped by a horse. It's on video.

midgetonadonkey
12-16-2007, 01:17 AM
A shot of Patron can't make this thread any better.

What about 2 shots?

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 01:19 AM
My building is so empty that I feel like going out to the top of the stairs and screaming obscenities just for the heck of it.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 01:20 AM
What about a bottle?

midgetonadonkey
12-16-2007, 01:21 AM
Who thinks SilBlack should take another shot of Patron?

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 01:21 AM
Who thinks SilBlack should take another shot of Patron?

I do.

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 01:21 AM
I do!

Silver21_Black20
12-16-2007, 01:22 AM
Me.

RobertoPulido
12-16-2007, 01:23 AM
Who thinks SilBlack should take another shot of Patron?

Hey Prima, take one for me.

PopeJohnPaulII
12-16-2007, 01:23 AM
Boogity Boogity Boo

Why not take two?

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 01:24 AM
Dammit.

The couple in #D haven't left yet.

My plan of screaming obscenities has been dashed.

midgetonadonkey
12-16-2007, 01:24 AM
I want another shot of Jager.

midgetonadonkey
12-16-2007, 01:25 AM
Dammit.

The couple in #D haven't left yet.

My plan of screaming obscenities has been dashed.

Go offer yourself to them.

Silver21_Black20
12-16-2007, 01:25 AM
I want another shot of Jager.

I love the liquor lady that brings me Jager.

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 01:26 AM
Go offer yourself to them.I'll pass.

They're my favorite people in the building, in terms of personality, but I don't want to fuck either one of them.

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 01:26 AM
Me and Jager don't get along very well.

Silver21_Black20
12-16-2007, 01:29 AM
Patron is my new best friend.

midgetonadonkey
12-16-2007, 01:32 AM
Patron is my new best friend.

I thought I was your best friend. :depressed

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 01:33 AM
I thought I was your best friend. :depressedI thought timvp was your best friend?

midgetonadonkey
12-16-2007, 01:38 AM
timvp carries the left half of our bff heart.

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 01:39 AM
timvp carries the left half of our bff heart.That makes me feel as warm and fuzzy as a lazy Sunday morning spent under the covers.

midgetonadonkey
12-16-2007, 01:45 AM
For my bff:

ZlJeenvBKa8

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 02:04 AM
How the fuck is D a number?

midgetonadonkey
12-16-2007, 02:06 AM
SilBlack just took shot number two and then farted.

midgetonadonkey
12-16-2007, 02:07 AM
SilBlack just ate 17 Trogs.

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 02:16 AM
How the fuck is D a number?
Okay, fine, Apartment D.

I worked in property management for nine years and we called everything "number ___" regardless of whether or not it was actually a number. The habit stuck.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 02:18 AM
CF was a slumlord.

Cool.

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 02:21 AM
CF was a slumlord.

Cool.
Ugh. Don't even joke. I fucking hated that job.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
12-16-2007, 02:25 AM
I drank entirely too much for being out only an hour and a half.

I had a 17 year old, a married chica I know and a 45 year old hit on me tonight.

Decisions, decisions.

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 02:26 AM
a married chica I know
Beefy?

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
12-16-2007, 02:27 AM
Nope.

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 02:28 AM
Nope.
A different married chica?

:dramaquee

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 02:29 AM
There's something amusing to me about the fact that New York just referred to a Burmese Python as being "plus size."

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 02:30 AM
I drank entirely too much for being out only an hour and a half.

I had a 17 year old, a married chica I know and a 45 year old hit on me tonight.

Decisions, decisions.

Yeah, wow. Sucks to be you.

My biggest decision tonight was to either go soda-less when the machine wouldn't release the soda or to drive to the corner store where, being downtown, I might get shot.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
12-16-2007, 02:30 AM
I know, I know.

The lines I hear are pure gold.

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 02:31 AM
Yeah, wow. Sucks to be you.

My biggest decision tonight was to either go soda-less when the machine wouldn't release the soda or to drive to the corner store where, being downtown, I might get shot.
Don't leave us hanging.

Which did you choose?

midgetonadonkey
12-16-2007, 02:31 AM
I drank entirely too much for being out only an hour and a half.

I had a 17 year old, a married chica I know and a 45 year old hit on me tonight.

Decisions, decisions.

How is that even a hard decision to make?

The 17 year old is clearly the winner.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 02:33 AM
Don't leave us hanging.

Which did you choose?

Soda-less.

The machine would take my card swipe, but it wouldn't release the drink (it didn't charge). So I just sat on the deck on the roof of the second floor and called a friend whose birthday is officially in half-an-hour.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 02:33 AM
And yes, I know, thus is the fabulous life of an employee on the sports desk of a newspaper.

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 02:33 AM
How is that even a hard decision to make?

The 17 year old is clearly the winner.
You can't know that without the rest of the details. It may have been a 500 pound 17-year-old with Down syndrome, herpes, and a bad case of body lice.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
12-16-2007, 02:33 AM
How is that even a hard decision to make?

The 17 year old is clearly the winner.


I was strictly talking order, not the doablitity.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 02:34 AM
And KEDA didn't even let me know if there was anything going on tonight.

He must have gotten some from Meg.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 02:34 AM
You can't know that without the rest of the details. It may have been a 500 pound 17-year-old with Down syndrome, herpes, and a bad case of body lice.

Is there a good case of body lice?

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 02:36 AM
Is there a good case of body lice?
I wouldn't think so.

Which really tells you how attractive a particularly bad case must be.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 02:37 AM
You know how fucking bored I was tonight?

I started cleaning out my Gmail.

Yes, THAT. FUCKING. BORED.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
12-16-2007, 02:39 AM
Were you chained to a desk?

Do I have to start quoting Kung Fu again?

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 02:41 AM
You know how fucking bored I was tonight?

I started cleaning out my Gmail.

Yes, THAT. FUCKING. BORED.
I never clean out any of my email accounts. Ever.

I just create a "saved" folder and put everything there to get it out of the inbox. And there it stays for years and years.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 02:41 AM
Were you chained to a desk?

Do I have to start quoting Kung Fu again?

Pretty much, yeah.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 02:42 AM
I never clean out any of my email accounts. Ever.

I just create a "saved" folder and put everything there to get it out of the inbox. And there it stays for years and years.

It was mainly stuff I might have just forgotten to delete like Amazon sales and such.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 02:42 AM
Pretty much, yeah.

To both questions, too.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
12-16-2007, 02:44 AM
To both questions, too.

The last time I did it the thread died.

Much disappointment followed.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 02:44 AM
The last time I did it the thread died.

Much disappointment followed.

Which everybody here can claim at least a few times.

Get quotin', Kitna boy!

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 02:45 AM
The last time I did it the thread died.

Much disappointment followed.
Nah. That thread needed to die.

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 02:46 AM
For the record, I resent the many commercials that try to convince me that paying for something with cash is somehow less convenient than busting out the VISA check card.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
12-16-2007, 02:46 AM
Sure, but I wanted a few casualties in the process.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 02:47 AM
Which thread was it?

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 02:47 AM
Your new avatar makes me giggle. I forgot to tell you that earlier.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
12-16-2007, 02:49 AM
Truth is clarity in darkness. Fear and mistrust cloud honor and reason. Sometimes to achieve enlightenment, one must embrace adversity.

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 02:50 AM
Kung Fu quotes are making me want to watch Kill Bill, but it's too late to get started on that tonight.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
12-16-2007, 02:51 AM
Which thread was it?


The one where you had no dog in the fight.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 02:51 AM
The one where you had no dog in the fight.

Oh, yeah. Thanks.

ShoogarBear
12-16-2007, 02:53 AM
My building is so empty that I feel like going out to the top of the stairs and screaming obscenities just for the heck of it.Is "building" a euphemism?

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 02:53 AM
So my longtime friend (the only person I talk to on a regular basis from my HS days except for his on-again, off-again GF who graduated at the same time) found my MySpace by school and added me.

It got me wondering about people from my HS.

*Looks*

*Shudder*

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 02:54 AM
Is "building" a euphemism?
Pretty much everything I say is a euphemism.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 02:54 AM
Is "building" a euphemism?

I would have thought SilBlack would have been the perfect mark for a staircase-alongside-the-legs joke.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 02:54 AM
Pretty much everything I say is a euphemism.

Except that.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 02:54 AM
Except that.

And that.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 02:54 AM
And that.

And that.

ShoogarBear
12-16-2007, 02:55 AM
I would have thought SilBlack would have been the perfect mark for a staircase-alongside-the-legs joke.Sorry, I haven't been reading all that carefully. Let me find that one.

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 02:57 AM
So my longtime friend (the only person I talk to on a regular basis from my HS days except for his on-again, off-again GF who graduated at the same time) found my MySpace by school and added me.

It got me wondering about people from my HS.

*Looks*

*Shudder*
I only kept in touch with one person from high school and she completely fucked me over about four years ago when I let her stay with me for a few months.

There are a few people that, eleven years later, I kind of wish I had kept in contact with, but not enough to search for them. I'm just such a different person now than I was then, I can't imagine we'd have anything in common.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 03:00 AM
I only kept in touch with one person from high school and she completely fucked me over about four years ago when I let her stay with me for a few months.

There are a few people that, eleven years later, I kind of wish I had kept in contact with, but not enough to search for them. I'm just such a different person now than I was then, I can't imagine we'd have anything in common.

Speaking of reaching out... here's something weird.

A month or so ago, a girl from HS found me on Facebook and added me. I accepted and read her profile... engaged, etc. ... so I send this quick hello message to say hi and all the niceties and such -- and no response whatsoever.

WTF?

Anyway, Will and I went through so much in HS and afterwards that we've always stayed close friends. My parents treat him like a son and his family does likewise for me.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
12-16-2007, 03:01 AM
My HS friends and I are an odd bunch. There are probably 10 guys and two chicas I talk to on a regular basis from those days.

There's another 10-20 that I see from time to time without having to do the "Soooo, how've you been? Work? School? Married? Kids?" routine.

ShoogarBear
12-16-2007, 03:03 AM
Anyway, Will and I went through so much in HS and afterwards that we've always stayed close friends. My parents treat him like a son and his family does likewise for me.Is he numba two son?

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 03:04 AM
Anyway, Will and I went through so much in HS and afterwards that we've always stayed close friends. My parents treat him like a son and his family does likewise for me.
The only friend I had like that was a guy I've known since we were five. He got married a few years ago, though, and his wife didn't want him spending any time around me. So... that was that. I haven't spoken to him or his family in a while.

Kinda sucks. He was like a brother and I thought we'd be close forever.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 03:05 AM
The only friend I had like that was a guy I've known since we were five. He got married a few years ago, though, and his wife didn't want him spending any time around me. So... that was that. I haven't spoken to him or his family in a while.

Kinda sucks. He was like a brother and I thought we'd be close forever.

It's things like that which make me subscribe to the people-are-like-seasons theory.

midgetonadonkey
12-16-2007, 03:05 AM
Time for another Patron shot.

midgetonadonkey
12-16-2007, 03:05 AM
Fuck you bastards.

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 03:06 AM
My HS friends and I are an odd bunch. There are probably 10 guys and two chicas I talk to on a regular basis from those days.

There's another 10-20 that I see from time to time without having to do the "Soooo, how've you been? Work? School? Married? Kids?" routine.
I think part of the reason I'm so out of touch with everyone is that both my mother and I moved out of town after I graduated high school, so I never run into anyone. According to the one friend I was in touch with, everyone from my graduating class who stayed in Pasadena is still a pretty tight knit bunch (which is actually kind of odd to me), but I've only been back a couple of times since July of 1996.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 03:08 AM
I was never that tight-knit with a bunch of people in HS to begin with, so I guess I'm okay on that end.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
12-16-2007, 03:09 AM
Speaking of reaching out... here's something weird.

A month or so ago, a girl from HS found me on Facebook and added me. I accepted and read her profile... engaged, etc. ... so I send this quick hello message to say hi and all the niceties and such -- and no response whatsoever.

WTF?



I saw a girl I hadn't seen since junior year of college when I was 25ish. She invites me to come visit her in Cali. I do and fun times are had. I call her a week later and she completely blows me off and all contact is lost. Six months later, I take a trip to see a buddy in AZ. While I was there, this girl called my home phone 8 times in a four day span. Thinking something bad might have occurred, I returned her call as soon as I got home. No answer.

I haven't heard from her since.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 03:10 AM
And mind you, this is the same HS where one of my co-workers on the paper is now a registered child sex offender apparently organizing the 10-year reunion.

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 03:10 AM
People are fucking weird.

I say nurtz to the whole lot of them.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 03:12 AM
I saw a girl I hadn't seen since junior year of college when I was 25ish. She invites me to come visit her in Cali. I do and fun times are had. I call her a week later and she completely blows me off and all contact is lost. Six months later, I take a trip to see a buddy in AZ. While I was there, this girl called my home phone 8 times in a four day span. Thinking something bad might have occurred, I returned her call as soon as I got home. No answer.

I haven't heard from her since.

Weird chicks.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 03:14 AM
I gotta start working "nurtz" into my daily repertoire of words.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
12-16-2007, 03:15 AM
I'm not going to lie, I completely fell for this chick.

It was on my mind for quite some time after that last phone call.

You don't get this jaded by accident.

timvp
12-16-2007, 03:16 AM
People are fucking weird.You mean like odd positions or what?

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 03:16 AM
I gotta start working "nurtz" into my daily repertoire of words.
One of my favorites.

All credit goes to Homer Jay.

ShoogarBear
12-16-2007, 03:16 AM
So how is Ina?

ShoogarBear
12-16-2007, 03:17 AM
Or whatever its name was.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
12-16-2007, 03:18 AM
Ina it is.

And I have no idea.

ShoogarBear
12-16-2007, 03:19 AM
Oh, I thought maybe that's who you visited.

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 03:19 AM
I'm not going to lie, I completely fell for this chick.

It was on my mind for quite some time after that last phone call.

You don't get this jaded by accident.
I was just talking to one of my ex's best friends the other day and she still hasn't contacted anyone since we broke up. It's been close to five years and no one has heard a word from her.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 03:20 AM
I'm not going to lie, I completely fell for this chick.

It was on my mind for quite some time after that last phone call.

You don't get this jaded by accident.

It's those ones that stay in your head that drive you nuts.

CuckingFunt
12-16-2007, 03:20 AM
You mean like odd positions or what?
I was actually thinking more of accessories and appliances.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
12-16-2007, 03:24 AM
It's those ones that stay in your head that drive you nuts.


I over analyze everything as it is. The way that went down completely threw me for a loop

It was all like CSI and shit. Where's that red headed bastard when you need him?

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 03:26 AM
I over analyze everything as it is. The way that went down completely threw me for a loop

It was all like CSI and shit. Where's that red headed bastard when you need him?

Me too.

When I was cleaning out my e-mail tonight, I kept seeing all those e-mails from that girl and didn't feel like going through them all and bringing it back while I was at work.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 03:29 AM
Me too.

When I was cleaning out my e-mail tonight, I kept seeing all those e-mails from that girl and didn't feel like going through them all and bringing it back while I was at work.

Ha... and with that... "Drivin' Me Wild" from Common just came up...

"Joe, you coulda got it if you never woulda stressed it."

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-16-2007, 03:36 AM
That's how you kill a Quattro.

Condemned 2 HelLA
12-16-2007, 03:41 AM
ashbeigh would be proud.....

Mister Sinister
12-16-2007, 11:02 AM
People are fucking weird.

I say nurtz to the whole lot of them.
Huh. I've always spelled it as "nerts."

samikeyp
12-16-2007, 11:03 AM
Me too but I guess either would work.

ashbeeigh
12-16-2007, 01:14 PM
ashbeigh would be proud.....

hell yes I was proud. :lol

to21
12-16-2007, 01:43 PM
STFU!!

ashbeeigh
12-16-2007, 01:44 PM
STFU!!

your mom.

mrsmaalox
12-16-2007, 01:48 PM
Hey Ash, Last night someone made the comment that I suck worse than you. I think that merely because I am older and have been sucking longer, I suck better than you.
What do you think?

ashbeeigh
12-16-2007, 01:50 PM
Hey Ash, Last night someone made the comment that I suck worse than you. I think that merely because I am older and have been sucking longer, I suck better than you.
What do you think?

I read that and it's open to interpretation. I think it's because you haven't been posting in the quattro as long as me.

to21
12-16-2007, 01:53 PM
U both suck!

mrsmaalox
12-16-2007, 01:58 PM
I read that and it's open to interpretation. I think it's because you haven't been posting in the quattro as long as me.

Oh so basically I'm starting at the bottom and have to work my way up the "sucking ladder"?

ashbeeigh
12-16-2007, 02:35 PM
U both suck!

you suck worse! Go watch some football or something.

to21
12-16-2007, 02:53 PM
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to21, RashoFan

Instead of boob pics, why don't I install a boob cam at ur place?

to21
12-16-2007, 02:54 PM
you suck worse! Go watch some football or something.

u suck more and swallow more.

so i hear.

ashbeeigh
12-16-2007, 02:57 PM
u suck more and swallow more.

so i hear.

That's how rumors get started. Or so I hear.

ashbeeigh
12-16-2007, 02:57 PM
damn. I need some vbookie.

ATRAIN
12-16-2007, 03:01 PM
Maalox, I dont think you suck more than ashbeeigh...........no one can suck THAT bad!!!

ashbeeigh
12-16-2007, 03:41 PM
Maalox, I dont think you suck more than ashbeeigh...........no one can suck THAT bad!!!

when did your opinion start to count for anything?

samikeyp
12-16-2007, 03:42 PM
Maalox, I dont think you suck more than ashbeeigh...........no one can suck THAT bad!!!


True.....maalox would have to reach unheard levels of suckatude to reach Ashbeegh-an proportions.

mrsmaalox
12-16-2007, 04:00 PM
when did your opinion start to count for anything?

Sorry Ash, but I think his opinion counts for ALOT!!

ATRAIN
12-16-2007, 04:02 PM
when did your opinion start to count for anything?


When will you GTFO and STFU!!

mrsmaalox
12-16-2007, 04:03 PM
True.....maalox would have to reach unheard levels of suckatude to reach Ashbeegh-an proportions.

Thank you too. I have always worked hard to keep my level of suck-dom in check, and I appreciate that my efforts have been noticed!

ashbeeigh
12-16-2007, 04:18 PM
When will you GTFO and shut the fuck up!!

when will you realize I don't give a shit?

ATRAIN
12-16-2007, 04:19 PM
when will you realize I don't give a shit?


I can always hope that one day you will listen. Same can be said for anything you say!! Stupid bitch!!

ashbeeigh
12-16-2007, 04:21 PM
I can always hope that one day you will listen. Same can be said for anything you say!! Stupid bitch!!

:sleep

samikeyp
12-16-2007, 04:27 PM
Thank you too. I have always worked hard to keep my level of suck-dom in check, and I appreciate that my efforts have been noticed!

It's good that you have a goal and are working toward it.

:toast

ATRAIN
12-16-2007, 04:27 PM
damn. I need some vbookie.


I'll give you 1000 vbookie if you get the fuck out and never come back!!

ShoogarBear
12-16-2007, 04:28 PM
When will you GTFO and shut the fuck up!!It would be more symmetrical to say "GTFO and STFU!!"

ashbeeigh
12-16-2007, 04:30 PM
I'll give you 1000 vbookie if you get the fuck out and never come back!!

I don't need your charity, asshole.

ATRAIN
12-16-2007, 04:30 PM
I don't need your charity, asshole.


Its not Charity, its more like a buyout, ok 2000.

ashbeeigh
12-16-2007, 04:31 PM
Its not Charity, its more like a buyout, ok 2000.

You don't have that type of power.

ATRAIN
12-16-2007, 04:32 PM
You don't have that type of power.


Im sure it could be arranged somehow.

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 05:32 PM
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to21, RashoFan

Instead of boob pics, why don't I install a boob cam at ur place?
Sure...my ex-BF may sign up for a subscription while he is in Iraq...
:rolleyes

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 05:35 PM
It would be more symmetrical to say "GTFO and STFU!!"
I would have said "It would be more asthetically pleasing to say STFU and GTFO."

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 05:37 PM
Ashbeeigh,
I like your Avatar...it is cute and Christmas-sy.

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 05:37 PM
I just painted my toes red and when they dry...I am going shopping! :bling

to21
12-16-2007, 06:19 PM
Its not Charity, its more like a buyout, ok 2000.

:lmao

I'll throw $1000 at that.

:hat

to21
12-16-2007, 06:20 PM
I just painted my toes red and when they dry...I am going shopping! :bling

:monkey

ATRAIN
12-16-2007, 06:55 PM
:lmao

I'll throw $1000 at that.

:hat


We can start a pot, so far we have $3000 on Ashbeeigh's leaving fund. Anyone else want in?

ashbeeigh
12-16-2007, 08:20 PM
Ashbeeigh,
I like your Avatar...it is cute and Christmas-sy.


Why thank you! I've had my avatars off since I'm usually at work, so I figured it was time for change.

And :flipoff to you to



:lmao

I'll throw $1000 at that.

:hat


What have I done to you?

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 10:17 PM
:monkey
When it comes to the monkey smilie and you....I think it represents you masterbating....my little monkey. :p:

Condemned 2 HelLA
12-16-2007, 10:20 PM
When it comes to the monkey smilie and you....I think it represents you masterbating....my little monkey. :p:

Just for clarification purposes here....
....depending on the conditions, would that then ultimately make you the monkey SPANKER here?!!?
:p:

Viva Las Espuelas
12-16-2007, 10:33 PM
hey does anybody know that link that slomo posted that is to the page that rips video off the web by inputting the URL? does anybody know what I'm talking about. i'm trying to search for it and i'm getting impatient.

marini martini
12-16-2007, 10:59 PM
No!

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 11:08 PM
Just for clarification purposes here....
....depending on the conditions, would that then ultimately make you the monkey SPANKER here?!!?
:p:
From my point of view...he is spanking the monkey and I have no *ehem...hand in that...I guess I am just the monkey porn? :dizzy

marini martini
12-16-2007, 11:10 PM
Me too, I love monkey porn, why did you not say anything soooooooner?

marini martini
12-16-2007, 11:11 PM
Dayuuuum, your the child I gave up 28 years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 11:12 PM
Me too, I love monkey porn, why did you not say anything soooooooner?
Do you like "The Monkees"?

samikeyp
12-16-2007, 11:12 PM
Hot monkey sex with RashoFan?

Hell, yes! :)

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 11:12 PM
Dayuuuum, your the child I gave up 28 years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I was that young.... :oops

samikeyp
12-16-2007, 11:13 PM
Do you like "The Monkees"?


I do and I noticed that you do by your myspace quote. :tu

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 11:14 PM
Hot monkey sex with RashoFan?

Hell, yes! :)
Good news Mikey...you would be on the short list....
FYI the Long list is ...well..long... :lol

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 11:14 PM
I do and I noticed that you do by your myspace quote. :tu
Mikey...you are a Great Man!!!!:makeout

samikeyp
12-16-2007, 11:15 PM
I try. :)


I actually went to the Monkees reunion concert at Sunken Gardens back in 86.

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 11:16 PM
If you ever need the useless Monkee trivia answers...I the girl to talk to. :lol

samikeyp
12-16-2007, 11:17 PM
If you ever need the useless Monkee trivia answers...I the girl to talk to. :lol


I'm with ya sister!

The funny thing also is, if I didn't move, we would have gone to Lee together.

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 11:19 PM
I try. :)


I actually went to the Monkees reunion concert at Sunken Gardens back in 86.
If Mike was there, I will be soooo jealous. I don't remember him being on that tour.
I saw Micky, Peter and Davy at Sea world in 96 and again in Austin

ashbeeigh
12-16-2007, 11:19 PM
The funny thing also is, if I didn't move, we would have gone to Lee together.


Aww. How sweet.

samikeyp
12-16-2007, 11:20 PM
If Mike was there, I will be soooo jealous. I don't remember him being on that tour.
I saw Micky, Peter and Davy at Sea world in 96 and again in Austin


He wasn't. It was still a great show. I got pretty high and never actually saw a joint! :lol

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 11:22 PM
I'm with ya sister!

The funny thing also is, if I didn't move, we would have gone to Lee together.
Unless you were in Band, I probably would have known you. Shit I didn't even know Richardo Chavria and he is on Desparate Housewives...

samikeyp
12-16-2007, 11:23 PM
I was in band at Jackson and probably would have been at Lee too.

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 11:23 PM
He wasn't. It was still a great show. I got pretty high and never actually saw a joint! :lol
Sunken garden is known for the "Herbs"...I went to the Poison Concert back in 1987-8?.... :smokin

samikeyp
12-16-2007, 11:24 PM
Sunken garden is known for the "Herbs"...I went to the Poison Concert back in 1987-8?.... :smokin


absolutely.

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 11:25 PM
Would you believe that I have a street sign that says"Mike Nesmith"? It is the actually one that was at the corner of the street in Leon Valley.....

samikeyp
12-16-2007, 11:26 PM
Would you believe that I have a street sign that says"Mike Nesmith"? It is the actually one that was at the corner of the street in Leon Valley.....


Vandal! :lol


His mom invented Liquid Paper.

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 11:29 PM
Vandal! :lol.
Not so!!! My Buddy at LVFD had the LVPW guys give him the sign after the changed it out with a new one....It is all about the hook ups!!!



His mom invented Liquid Paper.
She used to go to Alamo Heights HS (she was a drop out and went to work in Austin...where she created the Liquid Paper recipe.

samikeyp
12-16-2007, 11:30 PM
She used to go to Alamo Heights HS (she was a drop out and went to work in Austin...where she created the Liquid Paper recipe.

Very true.

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 11:32 PM
And Mike's uncle was the developer for Leon Valley, Hence the street named after his nephew.

marini martini
12-16-2007, 11:33 PM
I'm with ya sister!

The funny thing also is, if I didn't move, we would have gone to Lee together.


Shit........you must Know my chillins :toast

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 11:34 PM
Shit........you must Know my chillins :toast
Class of 89

marini martini
12-16-2007, 11:37 PM
Vandal! :lol


His mom invented Liquid Paper.

I must have gone to school with her, what's her name????????????

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 11:39 PM
You were at AH in the mid 1940's?

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 11:42 PM
sorry that would have been in the late 1930's.... Her name was Bette Nesmith Graham

marini martini
12-16-2007, 11:43 PM
I went to school with Heloise,
Class of "69.

Well, we're so cool, we're so fine,

We're the class of '69!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll do you,

You'll do mine,

We're the class of '69 :toast

I know I'm old as shit, I'm the class of '69 :clap

RashoFan
12-16-2007, 11:48 PM
I went to school with Heloise,
Class of "69.

That Is very cool....Heloise...cool.

marini martini
12-16-2007, 11:51 PM
Her mamma was a drunk, like me :toast

ashbeeigh
12-16-2007, 11:58 PM
class of '03 w00t w00t. :lmao

mrsmaalox
12-16-2007, 11:59 PM
Her mamma was a drunk, like me :toast

AW hon, you're not a drunk; you're just a fun-loving party girl!!

ashbeeigh
12-17-2007, 12:05 AM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i220/ashbeeigh/42-16779019.jpg

oh baby.

That was in my junk mail.

ashbeeigh
12-17-2007, 12:06 AM
The one in the back with the pink tiara is angel.

mrsmaalox
12-17-2007, 12:17 AM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i220/ashbeeigh/42-16779019.jpg

oh baby.

That was in my junk mail.

I never get junk mail like that. For some reason I only get the herbal Viagra junk mail.

ashbeeigh
12-17-2007, 12:31 AM
I never get junk mail like that. For some reason I only get the herbal Viagra junk mail.

I signed up for a free astrology report and "bam" they all started rolling in. I'm pretty sure this was a male enhancement e-mail as well. The picture was just perfection, though.

RashoFan
12-17-2007, 01:08 AM
Perhaps it is your "future", If you want a good looking piece of ass, you are gonna have to pay for it....



It is in my future as well, you are not alone...:opps

Mister Sinister
12-17-2007, 02:42 AM
I spent 30 bucks on the complete third season of Dragon Ball Z tonight. I have sated the hunger of my inner turbo-nerd.

ATRAIN
12-17-2007, 08:13 AM
hey does anybody know that link that slomo posted that is to the page that rips video off the web by inputting the URL? does anybody know what I'm talking about. i'm trying to search for it and i'm getting impatient.


You mean the one that rips youtube vids?

ATRAIN
12-17-2007, 08:42 AM
Fuck................I need a day off, im on hour 128 out of out of 152 without a day off.

to21
12-17-2007, 08:51 AM
I spent 30 bucks on the complete third season of Dragon Ball Z tonight. I have sated the hunger of my inner turbo-nerd.

Dude WTF?

It's way past your bedtime to be posting.....go to sleep young man.

florige
12-17-2007, 08:51 AM
Fuck................I need a day off, im on hour 128 out of out of 152 without a day off.



You'll be off for the holidays right?

ATRAIN
12-17-2007, 08:55 AM
Dude WTF?

It's past your bedtime to be posting.....go to sleep young man.


The gay keeps you up late at night I guess!!

ATRAIN
12-17-2007, 08:56 AM
You'll be off for the holidays right?


Well sort of, I took this thur and fri off and then off the weekend. But I have to work Xmas eve and Xmas day. On the plus side its Double time and a half.

florige
12-17-2007, 09:02 AM
Well sort of, I took this thur and fri off and then off the weekend. But I have to work Xmas eve and Xmas day. On the plus side its Double time and a half.


I hear you. Every year by everyone knowing that I don't celebrate the holidays they already have me slated in to work. But like you said the ot doesn't hurt.

to21
12-17-2007, 09:04 AM
Well sort of, I took this thur and fri off and then off the weekend. But I have to work Xmas eve and Xmas day. On the plus side its Double time and a half.

Double time rules!!

ATRAIN
12-17-2007, 09:05 AM
I hear you. Every year by everyone knowing that I don't celebrate the holidays they already have me slated in to work. But like you said the ot doesn't hurt.


The OT is great and thats why I won't totally mind. My worker is eating ice and going to town on it. She is a nice lady is there a way to tell her to stop without sounding a totally douche?

ATRAIN
12-17-2007, 09:05 AM
Double time rules!!


You damn right it does!!

florige
12-17-2007, 09:09 AM
The OT is great and thats why I won't totally mind. My worker is eating ice and going to town on it. She is a nice lady is there a way to tell her to stop without sounding a totally douche?


If she is a nice lady I would just wait till she finishes. If she is really nice....

ATRAIN
12-17-2007, 09:12 AM
If she is a nice lady I would just wait till she finishes. If she is really nice....


Yeah she is and it doesnt help that I am not a monring person at all, in fact im usually pissed off till about 10. SOOO I put my headphones and zone her out. Without my ipod and boxing after work, I would have gone postal months ago!!

florige
12-17-2007, 09:49 AM
Yeah she is and it doesnt help that I am not a monring person at all, in fact im usually pissed off till about 10. SOOO I put my headphones and zone her out. Without my ipod and boxing after work, I would have gone postal months ago!!



Now if she were a he, and she wasn't nice, say like that guy Thunderdan works with, then I would say give him one of those combinations you train for daily after work. :lol

ATRAIN
12-17-2007, 09:52 AM
Now if she were a he, and she wasn't nice, say like that guy Thunderdan works with, then I would say give him one of those combinations you train for daily after work. :lol


Oh if it was a guy no matter how nice he was, I would say something. Hey flo my trainer wants me to enter a gold glove tournament in a couple of months.

mrsmaalox
12-17-2007, 10:08 AM
The OT is great and thats why I won't totally mind. My worker is eating ice and going to town on it. She is a nice lady is there a way to tell her to stop without sounding a totally douche?

Atrain, your co-worker may have an eating disorder called "Pica". You can always tell her you are just concerned about her and give her this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_(disorder)

Then if she doesn't have the problem, at least it has made her aware that her ice chomping is a bit over the top!

ATRAIN
12-17-2007, 10:11 AM
Atrain, your co-worker may have an eating disorder called "Pica". You can always tell her you are just concerned about her and give her this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_(disorder)

Then if she doesn't have the problem, at least it has made her aware that her ice chomping is a bit over the top!


Interesting but I think ill just suck it up, complain about it from time to time, and put my ipod to good use.

mrsmaalox
12-17-2007, 10:11 AM
Sorry I don't know why it didn't link. I thought I did it right.

ATRAIN
12-17-2007, 10:15 AM
Sorry I don't know why it didn't link. I thought I did it right.


its ok I just copied and pasted

batman2883
12-17-2007, 10:30 AM
how the hell am i still not in the club picture shit!!!

florige
12-17-2007, 10:35 AM
Oh if it was a guy no matter how nice he was, I would say something. Hey flo my trainer wants me to enter a gold glove tournament in a couple of months.


You must be really good. You are in the heavyweight division right?

midgetonadonkey
12-17-2007, 10:50 AM
Oh if it was a guy no matter how nice he was, I would say something. Hey flo my trainer wants me to enter a gold glove tournament in a couple of months.

They have female Golden Gloves?

ATRAIN
12-17-2007, 11:02 AM
You must be really good. You are in the heavyweight division right?

Im working on getting into the light heavy, so im still cutting weight. I don't know how good I am, but he has confidence in my abilities...or in my left and right hook hahaha.

ATRAIN
12-17-2007, 11:02 AM
They have female Golden Gloves?


They might, why you interested?

leemajors
12-17-2007, 11:07 AM
i get double time and a half next wed, thur, fri.

midgetonadonkey
12-17-2007, 11:11 AM
They might, why you interested?

Hell yeah. I'd love to get the shit beat out of my by some bull dykes. Nothing gets me off more.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-17-2007, 11:12 AM
i get double time and a half next wed, thur, fri.

I don't know yet if I get double time or comp time, but I'll have it for Mon., Tue. and a week from Tue.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-17-2007, 11:13 AM
Damn. CNN.com picked up a story I wrote and it's sending our numbers off the charts.

http://www.ksat.com/news/14867765/detail.html

I wonder how much that increases by having it on the front page rather than the U.S. page.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-17-2007, 11:16 AM
Apparently, it already was on the front page of CNN.com, hence the huge burst.

Seems FOXNews.com picked it up, too.

ATRAIN
12-17-2007, 11:16 AM
i get double time and a half next wed, thur, fri.


Why? Your company observing the whole week as a holiday?

ATRAIN
12-17-2007, 11:17 AM
Hell yeah. I'd love to get the shit beat out of my by some bull dykes. Nothing gets me off more.


Id like to see you fight Tanya Harding.

florige
12-17-2007, 11:17 AM
Im working on getting into the light heavy, so im still cutting weight. I don't know how good I am, but he has confidence in my abilities...or in my left and right hook hahaha.


Yeah I'm guessing if he wants to put you into a tournament he must think you are good. How long have you been boxing?

ATRAIN
12-17-2007, 11:20 AM
Yeah I'm guessing if he wants to put you into a tournament he must think you are good. How long have you been boxing?


Only half a year, but I am not sure when the tourny is. Its funny but as fucked up as this may seem, I kind of like getting punched in the face. It gets my blood boiling. I guess its the same way midge likes balls hitting his chin.

mrsmaalox
12-17-2007, 11:39 AM
Apparently, it already was on the front page of CNN.com, hence the huge burst.

Seems FOXNews.com picked it up, too.

Good story, good work JB! I kinda feel bad for the EMS crew though. Wierd shit happens all the time, but now it is going to be that they are at fault, neglectful, don't care, etc.

Mister Sinister
12-17-2007, 11:41 AM
Only half a year, but I am not sure when the tourny is. Its funny but as fucked up as this may seem, I kind of like getting punched in the face. It gets my blood boiling. I guess its the same way midge likes balls hitting his chin.
That isn't *that* fucked up. It just means you're a little masochistic.

samikeyp
12-17-2007, 11:42 AM
Good job Blaze. :tu

batman2883
12-17-2007, 11:48 AM
http://www.esnips.com/doc/018fcc12-d997-4b5a-a337-35defa128307/NeYo---All-Because-of-You

TheZackAttack!
12-17-2007, 11:48 AM
Only half a year, but I am not sure when the tourny is. Its funny but as fucked up as this may seem, I kind of like getting punched in the face. It gets my blood boiling. I guess its the same way midge likes balls hitting his chin.

STAY IN HERE............DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOME.

ATRAIN
12-17-2007, 12:02 PM
STAY IN HERE............DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOME.


Get out Ofactor!!!

florige
12-17-2007, 12:06 PM
Only half a year, but I am not sure when the tourny is. Its funny but as fucked up as this may seem, I kind of like getting punched in the face. It gets my blood boiling. I guess its the same way midge likes balls hitting his chin.


I guess thats where technique and control comes into play. Alot of people would probably go ballistic if someone were to hit them in the face and would probably pretty much just lose it in the ring. But being a boxer I'd imagine that you would have to temper all that rage and turn it into technique if that makes any sense.

ATRAIN
12-17-2007, 12:14 PM
I guess thats where technique and control comes into play. Alot of people would probably go ballistic if someone were to hit them in the face and would probably pretty much just lose it in the ring. But being a boxer I'd imagine that you would have to temper all that rage and turn it into technique if that makes any sense.


Its hard not to get pissed, at first it would drive me crazy and I have seen guys there get so mad they were on the verge of tears.

RashoFan
12-17-2007, 01:01 PM
Damn. CNN.com picked up a story I wrote and it's sending our numbers off the charts.

http://www.ksat.com/news/14867765/detail.html

I wonder how much that increases by having it on the front page rather than the U.S. page.
I can tell you some stories about SAFD EMS....There are some good Paramedics SAFD EMS, but alot of them are jaded, burned out and just fucking careless. I have seen a Paramedic use a pulse oximeter in the field to confirm asystole(cardiac arrest.) Protocol is that the cardiac monitor is to be placed on the fatality(unless it is VERY VERY OBVIUOS that they are "all dead") and confirm asystole in 3 leads. Some of those guys should not be allowed on the streets to provide care to anyone.

florige
12-17-2007, 01:38 PM
Its hard not to get pissed, at first it would drive me crazy and I have seen guys there get so mad they were on the verge of tears.


Exactly. No one likes to get hit. Just tempering it woild be hard as crap for me.

ATRAIN
12-17-2007, 01:47 PM
That isn't *that* fucked up. It just means you're a little masochistic.

Yeah I guess maybe a little, Hey Rasho you into S&M?

ATRAIN
12-17-2007, 01:48 PM
Exactly. No one likes to get hit. Just tempering it woild be hard as crap for me.


Yeah but most of the guys you train with your cool with, so you can't lose it on them.