Free Quattro Razor (12)

[ATRAIN]

I was slowly getting up to leave and get it then I read this and sat back down


LOL hey you better go Im about to call my uncle to go and get it.

[ORION]

All this fighting over a stuffed pussy...

Tsk tsk.

This is badass ! tell me you wouldn't want this

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9716/0401071506sg3.jpg

[ORION]

LOL hey you better go Im about to call my uncle to go and get it.
don't call him because if he is not putting up house frames then who will

[CuckingFunt]

This is badass ! tell me you wouldn't want this

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9716/0401071506sg3.jpg
Yeah, it's got a certain charm.

I just wanted to say "stuffed pussy."

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

This is badass ! tell me you wouldn't want this

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9716/0401071506sg3.jpg

My brother's wife has an uncle who is a hardcore hunter who has all sorts of stuff like that at his house near Bandera. Apparently my brother's dog (90 lb. Lab named Zeus) took a liking to something about that size and humped it until it busted.

[CuckingFunt]

My brother's wife has an uncle who is a hardcore hunter who has all sorts of stuff like that at his house near Bandera. Apparently my brother's dog (90 lb. Lab named Zeus) took a liking to something about that size and humped it until it busted.
Canine necrophelia?

Correction: Interspecies necrophelia?

[to21]

^ Example of Pussy not worth fighting for.

[ATRAIN]

don't call him because if he is not putting up house frames then who will


I would say your mom but she is busy turning her 10th trick of the day!!

[CuckingFunt]

I would say your mom but she is busy turning her 10th trick of the day!!
Slow poke.

[ORION]

I would say your mom but she is busy turning her 10th trick of the day!!
shows how much you know. she is barely on #2

[ATRAIN]

shows how much you know. she is barely on #2


I hope she charges by the hour!!

[ATRAIN]

Slow poke.


yeah Im trying to finish my work for the day so I can leave.

[CuckingFunt]

Dogs almost knocked over the Christmas tree. That was exciting.

[ATRAIN]

Dogs almost knocked over the Christmas tree. That was exciting.


What would be exciting is what happened to the cat in Christmas Vacation!!

[CuckingFunt]

What would be exciting is what happened to the cat in Christmas Vacation!!
That would be sad if it actually happened in my presence.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

What would be exciting is what happened to the cat in Christmas Vacation!!
"Phew! If that cat had nine lives she just spent 'em all!"

[ATRAIN]

"Phew! If that cat had nine lives she just spent 'em all!"


LOL

[MsMcGillyCutty]

Hope you all have a great holiday!!

[mrsmaalox]

SraMylanta isn't too fond of me.

Funt, please, I have no problem with you. I have told you before I think you are very smart and witty. I do though have a problem with women sniping women for ANY reason; I realize this characteristic is part of your cyber-personality and is most likely not real. I am trying to correct my own instinct to "snipe back" (even while suffering the effects of PMS) and I intend to make sure no more innocent victims are caught in the crossfire!!

[to21]

Funt, please, I have no problem with you. I have told you before I think you are very smart and witty. I do though have a problem with women sniping women for ANY reason; I realize this characteristic is part of your cyber-personality and is most likely not real. I am trying to correct my own instinct to "snipe back" (even while suffering the effects of PMS) and I intend to make sure no more innocent victims are caught in the crossfire!!

Meow!

Catfight round 2!

Hiss!

[mrsmaalox]

Meow!

Catfight round 2!

Hiss!

No fight here; I don't think I was particularly catty either; just explaining how I feel!

[to21]

No fight here; I don't think I was particularly catty either; just explaining how I feel!
Yes u were.

:stirpot:

[mrsmaalox]

Yes u were.

:stirpot:
Oh you go fly a kite!

[ORION]

where is midge !? check your email !

[Viva Las Espuelas]

mrs maalox, i see you're a 'Dan fan.

[mrsmaalox]

mrs maalox, i see you're a 'Dan fan.

Till the day I die!! He's my kind of man:dark, smart, cynical and horny in a creepy kind of way!!:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

midgetonadonkey is dead

[midgetonadonkey]

Reverend Midge lives on!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Till the day I die!! He's my kind of man:dark, smart, cynical and horny in a creepy kind of way!!:lolyeah. i know what you mean. i'm not into men, but he's a great musician. good to know.

[mrsmaalox]

yeah. i know what you mean. i'm not into men, but he's a great musician. good to know.

Great musician, greater poet. I once asked him if I could have his baby. He replied, "But I don't have a baby!" :lol

[ORION]

I want a cool name

[CuckingFunt]

I have a cool name.

It's the coolest name ever.

[Silver21_Black20]

where is midge !? check your email !

I'd appreciate it if you stop sending Reverend midge pics of chicks in tight pants.

[Silver21_Black20]

Just got a new Rumor, for free. Yay!

[peewee's lovechild]

Reverend Midge is a kick ass name.

[peewee's lovechild]

I can't wait till we start a new religion.

[peewee's lovechild]

I need to get started on the doctrine we'll be following.

[peewee's lovechild]

At the heart of this new religion will be a mother-deity that has six breasts and two cunts.

[peewee's lovechild]

The father deity will have two penises. He will recycle a penis every six months.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd appreciate it if you stop sending Reverend midge pics of chicks in tight pants.

Maybe you should start wearing tighter pants.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have a cool name.

It's the coolest name ever.

No, it pales in comparison to The PeeWee.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm gone for a week and all the rumors started pretty quick.Wasn't a rumor. More like wishful thinking.

[ShoogarBear]

Maybe it was wishful thinking for some.DAMN!

That does it. I'm not reading 11 pages of this shit. Somebody give me a synposis.

[ShoogarBear]

peewee said a lot of pitiful shit
midge said a lot of random shit
ATRAIN said a lot of gay shit
CF flunked all her exams
1Billups1 is getting married


Thank you.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wonder what 1Billups1 thinks of me becoming a minister.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm bored again.

[CuckingFunt]

No, it pales in comparison to The PeeWee.
I was talking about my actual name.

My real name rocks.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wasn't a rumor. More like wishful thinking.

Not even god could make that possible.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was talking about my actual name.

My real name rocks.

Your real name could very well be a strippers name.

[CuckingFunt]

Why is peewee awake so late?

Meds and being out of work?

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm bored again.

Two fingers . . . chose a hole.

[CuckingFunt]

Your real name could very well be a strippers name.
My real name is the star of several excellent songs.

And one that's quite awful.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why is peewee awake so late?

Meds and being out of work?

The PeeWee is out of Vicodin.

This has made for a very cranky and sleepless PeeWee.

[peewee's lovechild]

My real name is the star of several excellent songs.

And one that's quite awful.

The only good one is by The Rolling Stones.

All others are shit.

I maintain that it's a strippers name, though.

[CuckingFunt]

Two fingers . . . chose a hole.
Dude... I'm staying with family for the next month. I'm too loud for that.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dude... I'm staying with family for the next month. I'm too loud for that.

Fucking lies!!!!!!!!

Besides, you could just stuff your mouth with a dirty sock or something.

[CuckingFunt]

Fucking lies!!!!!!!!

Besides, you could just stuff your mouth with a dirty sock or something.
No lie.

I didn't say I was a screamer, or anything. Just that I'm too loud to be inconspicuous.

And... a dirty sock? No.

[ShoogarBear]

My real name is the star of several excellent songs.

And one that's quite awful.Your name is Baby?

[CuckingFunt]

Your name is Baby?
Nope.

Jesus.

[peewee's lovechild]

Nope.

Jesus.

I thought it was Honky Tonk Woman.

[CuckingFunt]

I thought it was Honky Tonk Woman.
"Tonk" is really more of a nickname.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wish I was a skinny rock star.

[ShoogarBear]

It's Maria:

Ave Maria
Take A Letter, Maria
Mariaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I just met a girl named Mariaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[peewee's lovechild]

Do you even know how much ass I could get just by being a skinny rock star??

[peewee's lovechild]

I wouldn't even have to be talented.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's useless being a talented fat guy.

[peewee's lovechild]

Everyone here would be getting laid if that wasn't true.

[CuckingFunt]

It's Maria:

Ave Maria
Take A Letter, Maria
Mariaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I just met a girl named Mariaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Nope.

My name is Jesus Ezekial Jesus.

It's Biblical.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, when I get reincarnated . . . I better be a fucking skinny rock star.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, I don't want to be no fucking bass player or drummer . . . nobody gives a shit about those fuckers.

[CuckingFunt]

Nope.

My name is Jesus Ezekial Jesus.

It's Biblical.
That post was my Christmas gift for ORION, for the record.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd be okay with being a rhythm guitarist.

Not happy, but okay.

[CuckingFunt]

So, when I get reincarnated . . . I better be a fucking skinny rock star.
The junkie kind, or the pretentiously healthy kind?

[peewee's lovechild]

But, if the Cosmos really wants to make up shit to me . . . I better come back as a lead singer or lead guitarist.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd get so much ass, my dick would fall off.

[peewee's lovechild]

The junkie kind, or the pretentiously healthy kind?

Fuck that, I need to be the junkie kind.

I want to die young and be immortalized.
I'd prefer to die banging a chick.

[peewee's lovechild]

That post was my Christmas gift for ORION, for the record.

Where the hell is my gift???

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck that, I need to be the junkie kind.

I want to die young and be immortalized.
I'd prefer to die banging a chick.
I wouldn't want to die while fucking someone. I'd think that would be quite traumatic for my partner.

[peewee's lovechild]

"Nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese."

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't know why this lyric came to mind.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've embarrassed myself.

[CuckingFunt]

Where the hell is my gift???
I'm going to go to Best Buy and get you Rock Band so you can prepare for your next life as a skinny rockstar.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll make up for it.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wouldn't want to die while fucking someone. I'd think that would be quite traumatic for my partner.

Who gives a shit about the partner.

They can deal.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm going to go to Best Buy and get you Rock Band so you can prepare for your next life as a skinny rockstar.

Does that game come with a "Green Room" loaded with all sorts of wimens??

Imagine a V.I.P. Room with hot, big tittied Asian wimens???

Got damn!!!!!!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Does that game come with a "Green Room" loaded with all sorts of wimens??

Imagine a V.I.P. Room with hot, big tittied Asian wimens???

Got damn!!!!!!!!!!!
I reckon if you start playing that game enough, you'll be flocked by plenty of women.

[peewee's lovechild]

I reckon if you start playing that game enough, you'll be flocked by plenty of women.

What's the age range of these wimens you talk of?

[CuckingFunt]

My toes is froze.

[peewee's lovechild]

It just occured to me that a better way to die would be banging a chick doggy style while the house was burning around us.

[CuckingFunt]

What's the age range of these wimens you talk of?
That... I don't know.

Depends on how many correct notes you can successfully string together.

[peewee's lovechild]

My toes is froze.

You have no idea how I would warm them up if I were there right now.

[peewee's lovechild]

That... I don't know.

Depends on how many correct notes you can successfully string together.

So, high notes = older, more mature, sophisticated wimens with nice titties and low notes = young, teenage, cheerleader chicks with perky little titties?

This is getting interesting.

[peewee's lovechild]

What notes would one need to strike to get some black wimens.

[CuckingFunt]

I was pondering a few things on my road trip yesterday.

Firstly, road trips would be nicer with the power to stop time. You could freeze everyone on in place and just drive around them without having to worry about aggressive idiots who don't know what the fuck they're doing.

Secondly, if you did have the power to stop time, what would happen to the weather? Would the winds stop blowing? Would raindrops stop suspended in mid air?

[CuckingFunt]

You have no idea how I would warm them up if I were there right now.
Yes I do, foot freak.

[peewee's lovechild]

How do Eskimos fuck??

I mean, seriously, don't their peckers freeze?

[CuckingFunt]

So, high notes = older, more mature, sophisticated wimens with nice titties and low notes = young, teenage, cheerleader chicks with perky little titties?

This is getting interesting.
That is my understanding.


What notes would one need to strike to get some black wimens.
The entire musical catalog of The Ohio Players on expert level with fewer than 25 mistakes.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was pondering a few things on my road trip yesterday.

Firstly, road trips would be nicer with the power to stop time. You could freeze everyone on in place and just drive around them without having to worry about aggressive idiots who don't know what the fuck they're doing.

Secondly, if you did have the power to stop time, what would happen to the weather? Would the winds stop blowing? Would raindrops stop suspended in mid air?

I don't know the answer to those questions, but I'd just get everyone naked and laugh as they look around with perplexed looks on their faces when time resumed.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yes I do, foot freak.

Plastic wrap your feet and take a bat to them?

[peewee's lovechild]

The entire musical catalog of The Ohio Players on expert level with fewer than 25 mistakes.

Fuck, that's just not worth it.

[CuckingFunt]

Plastic wrap your feet and take a bat to them?
I thought crowbar?

Either way, you're not getting anywheres near my tootsies.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The entire musical catalog of The Ohio Players on expert level with fewer than 25 mistakes.

I know Shoog has that down without even thinking about it. Kinda like that kid playing without music in the South Park episode.

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought crowbar?

Either way, you're not getting anywheres near my tootsies.

Hey, at least you won't be thinking about them being cold anymore.

[CuckingFunt]

I think I threw my arm out of whack playing Wii Sports tonight.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are crowbars made with 100% crow?

[peewee's lovechild]

I think I threw my arm out of whack playing Wii Sports tonight.

I don't get the infatuation with the Wii.

If I wanted to move around that much, I'd fucking hit the gym.

[CuckingFunt]

Are crowbars made with 100% crow?
They used to be, but it got too expensive.

Now it's about 67% crow, and the rest is filler made from recycled tires.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't get the infatuation with the Wii.

If I wanted to move around that much, I'd fucking hit the gym.
I never break out the Wii Sports when I'm home alone, but it's fun when there are a group of people playing and making asses of themselves.

[peewee's lovechild]

They used to be, but it got too expensive.

Now it's about 67% crow, and the rest is filler made from recycled tires.

Fucking cheap asses.

[peewee's lovechild]

I never break out the Wii Sports when I'm home alone, but it's fun when there are a group of people playing and making asses of themselves.

Whatever happened to people getting together and getting shit faced??

What's happened to this country?

This isn't the America I remember.

[CuckingFunt]

Whatever happened to people getting together and getting shit faced??

What's happened to this country?

This isn't the America I remember.
Said communal tomfoolery is especially funny when drinking.

Wii Baseball when tipsy is just plain enjoyable.

[CuckingFunt]

Besides, thanks to my Wii I once again own/have access to the entire lineup of Mario and Sonic games, as well as tons of other old games.

[peewee's lovechild]

Said communal tomfoolery is especially funny when drinking.

Wii Baseball when tipsy is just plain enjoyable.

You speak lies, like the anaconda that made his way up Eve's rectum.

[peewee's lovechild]

Besides, thanks to my Wii I once again own/have access to the entire lineup of Mario and Sonic games, as well as tons of other old games.

Or, you could have gone to the internets and gotten them for frees.

[CuckingFunt]

You speak lies, like the anaconda that made his way up Eve's rectum.
Differing opinion =/= lies.

You've never even played the Wii.

[CuckingFunt]

Or, you could have gone to the internets and gotten them for frees.
$5.00 to be able to play Sonic the Hedgehog on my TV with an actual controller is an expense I can live with.

[peewee's lovechild]

Differing opinion =/= lies.

You've never even played the Wii.

I don't have to.

It requires a controller on each hand and various random body movements.

That can never be appealing.

Stop trying to shove the Wii down my throat.

[peewee's lovechild]

$5.00 to be able to play Sonic the Hedgehog on my TV with an actual controller is an expense I can live with.

Free to be able to play it on my laptop and connect said laptop to my big screen is even better.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't have to.

It requires a controller on each hand and various random body movements.

That can never be appealing.

Stop trying to shove the Wii down my throat.
I'm not trying to shove anything down your throat. Stop hatin' on my chosen gaming device.

Meanie.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if Blaze gets a discount on the Wii just for being Asian.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not trying to shove anything down your throat. Stop hatin' on my chosen gaming device.

Meanie.

Stop showing off.

You don't see me showing off the Brazilian sex slave I bought in the Black Market, do you??

[CuckingFunt]

Stop showing off.

You don't see me showing off the your Brazilian sex slave I bought in the Black Market, do you??
I wasn't aware that Wii Bowling tendonitis was showing off.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck.

Why am I hungry at midnight?

[CuckingFunt]

I should have checked Showtime earler.

Hard Candy is on and I've been wanting to watch that movie, but I missed the first 30 minutes.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wasn't aware that Wii Bowling tendonitis was showing off.

That's like people saying "Damn, these shoes feel a little tight." when they buy thier first expenisve pair of shoes. We all look down and admire the new shoes.

[peewee's lovechild]

I should have checked Showtime earler.

Hard Candy is on and I've been wanting to watch that movie, but I missed the first 30 minutes.

Damn good movie.

I stopped picking up random teenage girls after watching that movie.

[CuckingFunt]

That's like people saying "Damn, these shoes feel a little tight." when they buy thier first expenisve pair of shoes. We all look down and admire the new shoes.
I think this may be the first time that an accusation of my attention whore-dom has been incorrect.

[CuckingFunt]

Damn good movie.

I stopped picking up random teenage girls after watching that movie.
I refuse to watch it now since I've already missed so much.

I'm watching The Mummy instead.

Woe is me.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think this may be the first time that an accusation of my attention whore-dom has been incorrect.

It is soooo correct.

[peewee's lovechild]

I refuse to watch it now since I've already missed so much.

I'm watching The Mummy instead.

Woe is me.

I like The Mummy and I like Sommers' style.

I even thought Van Helsing was kinda cool.

[CuckingFunt]

It is soooo correct.
Nope.

Twas just a random observation, like most everything else said in here.

[CuckingFunt]

I like The Mummy and I like Sommers' style.

I even thought Van Helsing was kinda cool.
I liked The Mummy, for what it was, but can't go along with you on Van Helsing. Kate Beckinsale in a corset was the only thing good about that movie, but only with the volume off.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Kate Beckinsale could be wearing a potato sack for all I care.

[CuckingFunt]

Kate Beckinsale is fantastic.

[peewee's lovechild]

I liked The Mummy, for what it was, but can't go along with you on Van Helsing. Kate Beckinsale in a corset was the only thing good about that movie, but only with the volume off.

You just don't get the early horror movie genre with Bela Lugosi and Boris Karlov. Sommers intended to bring it back. I think it was pretty good.

[peewee's lovechild]

Kate Beckinsale could be wearing a potato sack for all I care.

I can't wait till she comes out wearing nothing.

[CuckingFunt]

You just don't get the early horror movie genre with Bela Lugosi and Boris Karlov. Sommers intended to bring it back. I think it was pretty good.
Actually, I'm quite familiar with the early horror genre. I just didn't like the film.

I'm not a big fan of Hugh Jackman's to begin with, and I think that his performance, as well as the movie in general, came across as really over-the-top and cheesy.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Kate Beckinsale is fantastic.

If I were you, I would have used "funtastic."

[peewee's lovechild]

Actually, I'm quite familiar with the early horror genre. I just didn't like the film.

I'm not a big fan of Hugh Jackman's to begin with, and I think that his performance, as well as the movie in general, came across as really over-the-top and cheesy.

I can't allow to speak ill of Wolverine.

Anyway, the storyline is pretty good. I like how they managed to bring in Dracula, Frankenstein, and werewolves all together. The only problem I had was with Igor. I'll never understand why directors find it necessary to have unfunny punchlines in every movie.

But, overall, the movie wasn't bad.

[peewee's lovechild]

If I were you, I would have used "funtastic."

I would've gone with "fucktastic".

[CuckingFunt]

If I were you, I would have used "funtastic."

I would've gone with "fucktastic".
Alas, I have been bested.

[CuckingFunt]

I think peewee just likes The Mummy because Rachel Weisz is a hot librarian.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think peewee just likes The Mummy because Rachel Weisz is a hot librarian.

And because Brendan Frazier is so dreamy.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wait a minute . . .

[CuckingFunt]

And because Brendan Frazier is so dreamy.
I, personally, have never found him to be particularly dreamy, but you're certainly entitled to your own opinion.

[peewee's lovechild]

I, personally, have never found him to be particularly dreamy, but you're certainly entitled to your own opinion.

That wasn't me speaking.

[CuckingFunt]

That wasn't me speaking.
Can't blame the vicodin -- you said you ran out.

[peewee's lovechild]

Can't blame the vicodin -- you said you ran out.

No, but I can blame the heroin.

[peewee's lovechild]

Has anyone seen the Wandering Jew?

[peewee's lovechild]

I contend that he looks like Reverend Midge.

[CuckingFunt]

I hope that Reverend Midge doesn't end up acting like The New Midge now that he done got saved.

[peewee's lovechild]

I hope that Reverend Midge doesn't end up acting like The New Midge now that he done got saved.

No way that's going to happen.

Just wait until our new relgion takes off.
It's gonna be suhweet!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Hmmm... I think I might finally be getting sleepy enough to try going to bed.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hmmm... I think I might finally be getting sleepy enough to try going to bed.

Pussy.

[jman3000]

i think it should be acceptable to give christmas gifts at least until mid january. instead of fucking with all the xmas lines and crowds... you should be allowed to take advantage of the slightly less congested malls and stuff for a certain period of time.

[jman3000]

i also like boobs.

[Kori Ellis]

Damn Pee Wee, your avatar is huge!

[ShoogarBear]

So, the size restriction on avatars changed?

[samikeyp]

I think peewee just likes The Mummy because Rachel Weisz is a hot librarian.

This is a bad thing?

:nerd


:lol

[batman2883]

i am legend

[leemajors]

I liked The Mummy, for what it was, but can't go along with you on Van Helsing. Kate Beckinsale in a corset was the only thing good about that movie, but only with the volume off.
van helsing is comedic gold. it's badass.

[ORION]

they are making a "The Mummy 3" guess who else is in the movie???

[samikeyp]

I know Rachel Weisz isn't in it. That sucks.

[ORION]

I know Rachel Weisz isn't in it. That sucks.
I wonder why ........

[florige]

Have your performed any ceremonies yet Rev?? Is Peewee the deacon?

[midgetonadonkey]

So, the size restriction on avatars changed?

If this is true I would like a bigger mustard bukkake avatar.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hope that Reverend Midge doesn't end up acting like The New Midge now that he done got saved.

This will never happen. The New Midge is currently trapped in my basement being ass raped by three Nigerian goat herders.

He will never see the light of day again.

[ORION]

This will never happen. The New Midge is currently trapped in my basement being ass raped by three Nigerian goat herders.

He will never see the light of day again.
but he can leave at night right

[The Meltdown]

This will never happen. The New Midge is currently trapped in my basement being ass raped by three Nigerian goat herders.

He will never see the light of day again.

Have you had an excorcism against meltdowns?

[midgetonadonkey]

excorcism against meltdowns

hmmm....

[samikeyp]

Like the new name, Rev. :tu

[midgetonadonkey]

thank you

[ORION]

this is a snooze fest

[midgetonadonkey]

It sure is.

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn Pee Wee, your avatar is huge!

That's what happens when you give in to the Dark Side, even avatar restrictions fear you.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want a Shiner now.

[peewee's lovechild]

If this is true I would like a bigger mustard bukkake avatar.

You first need to reach my level of badassness.

You're almost there.

[florige]

That's what happens when you give in to the Dark Side, even avatar restrictions fear you.


Peewee are you the new Deacon of Spurstalk along with Reverend Midge?

[peewee's lovechild]

I want a Shiner now.

No fucking shit.

My avatar and sig make me thirsty.

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee are you the new Deacon of Spurstalk along with Reverend Midge?

Should I change my name to Deacon PeeWee??

I think I'm too attached to the Lovechild part.

[ORION]

man Darth doesn't need to hold a beer in his hand. he makes hot chicks pour it into his mouth for him

[florige]

Should I change my name to Deacon PeeWee??

I think I'm too attached to the Lovechild part.



Deacon Peewee's lovechild.... I asked the Reverend earlier but he ignored me. I guess he is too busy with his holy duties.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have a feeling Darth Vader was a German Nazi.

This thought makes me happy.

[peewee's lovechild]

man Darth doesn't need to hold a beer in his hand. he makes hot chicks pour it into his mouth for him

The mask kinda prevents all that, but I like your train of thought.

[peewee's lovechild]

Deacon Peewee's lovechild.... I asked the Reverend earlier but he ignored me. I guess he is too busy with his holy duties.

Maybe he just hates you for being a non-believer.

We frown on non-believers.

[peewee's lovechild]

I need help with the doctrine for our new religion.

And, where going to be needing a catchy name.

We need suggestions people.

[CuckingFunt]

This will never happen. The New Midge is currently trapped in my basement being ass raped by three Nigerian goat herders.

He will never see the light of day again.
Thank fucking God.

I hate that pussy.

[CuckingFunt]

I think peewee's new avatar may be compensating for something.

[Mister Sinister]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-lolcat-salad.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

I think peewee's new avatar may be compensating for something.

It compensates for my lack of compassion.

There's no room for compassion once you join the Dark Side.

[Mister Sinister]

It compensates for my lack of compassion.

There's no room for compassion once you join the Dark Side.
You would make a really shit-tastic Sith.

[ORION]

The mask kinda prevents all that, but I like your train of thought.
He has a plethora of new masks. He uses his "party" mask when he drinks.

[peewee's lovechild]

You would make a really shit-tastic Sith.

I can't see your post.

My new religion prohibits the gays.

[Mister Sinister]

I can't see your post.

My new religion prohibits the gays.
If you couldn't see it, why'd you quote...ahh, fuck it.

[ORION]

I need help with the doctrine for our new religion.

And, where going to be needing a catchy name.

We need suggestions people.
I think you need some commandments first.

[peewee's lovechild]

He has a plethora of new masks. He uses his "party" mask when he drinks.

No, no, no.
You've got it all wrong, junior.

He holds the bottle of Shiner in his hands and dissolves the brew into tiny atoms, filtering them through his mask, bringing them to his mouth.

That's how bad ass Vader is.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm perplexed by peewee's new avatar.

On the one hand, I'm somewhat annoyed by its brashness. But on the other hand, I kinda wish I could have a bigger one, too.

I wouldn't want everyone to start sporting such huge avatars, however. That would be annoying as fuck.

[peewee's lovechild]

If you couldn't see it, why'd you quote...ahh, fuck it.

That's just how badass I am.

I would advise you not to antagonize a Sith.

We have the power to sear your asshole shut with a light saber, rendering your gay life useless.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think you need some commandments first.

Should we go with the 10, or should we cut it in half?

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm perplexed by peewee's new avatar.

On the one hand, I'm somewhat annoyed by its brashness. But on the other hand, I kinda wish I could have a bigger one, too.

I wouldn't want everyone to start sporting such huge avatars, however. That would be annoying as fuck.

I'm perplexed that you haven't recognized my badassness.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's just how badass I am.

I would advise you not to antagonize a Sith.

We have the power to sear your asshole shut with a light saber, rendering your gay life useless.

It wouldn't be completely useless. He could still blow dudes and lick assholes.

[Mister Sinister]

That's just how badass I am.

I would advise you not to antagonize a Sith.

We have the power to sear your asshole shut with a light saber, rendering your gay life useless.
Sith, you ain't. And, technically, a Jedi could sear someone's asshole shut with a light saber, too.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sith, you ain't. And, technically, a Jedi could sear someone's asshole shut with a light saber, too.

A Jedi would never do such a thing.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm perplexed that you haven't recognized my badassness.
I just can't call a cripple a badass. My conscience won't let me.

Let's see where things are when you're all healed up.

[Mister Sinister]

A Jedi would never do such a thing.
True, but all you'd need to sear someone's asshole, or any other orifice shut, with a lightsaber would be just that. A lightsaber. Oh, and might not a rogue Jedi do such a thing?

[midgetonadonkey]

I just can't call a cripple a badass. My conscience won't let me.

Let's see where things are when you're all healed up.

FDR was a badass cripple. He used to bang chicks by the dozens and snort coke off of their labias.

[Mister Sinister]

You know what'd be hilarious? Combining the Force Choke with the Mind Trick.

[ORION]

Should we go with the 10, or should we cut it in half?
I was thinking 11

[CuckingFunt]

I was thinking 11
Because it's one louder?

[Insomniac]

this is a snooze fest

I wish.....

[Mister Sinister]

That avatar looks like something I saw in a Batman comic.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just can't call a cripple a badass. My conscience won't let me.

Let's see where things are when you're all healed up.

Your conscience is retarded.

[CuckingFunt]

Your conscience is retarded.
That comeback was most definitely NOT badass.

[peewee's lovechild]

True, but all you'd need to sear someone's asshole, or any other orifice shut, with a lightsaber would be just that. A lightsaber. Oh, and might not a rogue Jedi do such a thing?

Ain't no such thing as a "rogue" Jedi.

Are you retarded as well as gay??

[midgetonadonkey]

Your conscience is retarded.

Retarded like your back?

[peewee's lovechild]

FDR was a badass cripple. He used to bang chicks by the dozens and snort coke off of their labias.

And his cock was bigger than the wheels on his wheelchair.

[ORION]

A Jedi would never do such a thing.
but what if a sith crawled up in one and the Jedi thought that was the only way to contain the sith

[peewee's lovechild]

Retarded like your back?

I'm so badass that when most people aren't even walking after this type of surgery at this time, I'm fucking jogging.

That's how badass I am.
Praise Brachmalan!!!
(One of our new deities)

[peewee's lovechild]

but what if a sith crawled up in one and the Jedi thought that was the only way to contain the sith

A Jedi would patiently wait for said Sith to be farted out and proceed to light saber his head off.

[Mister Sinister]

Ain't no such thing as a "rogue" Jedi.

Are you retarded as well as gay??
Hardly. I'm just not that big on Star Wars, outside of the movies.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm so badass that when most people aren't even walking after this type of surgery at this time, I'm fucking jogging.

That's how badass I am.
Praise Brachmalan!!!
(One of our new deities)

You are going to break your back again.

[to21]

Hey flo, this ever happen were ur at?

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/metro/stories/MYSA122007.copsarrest.kens.33cac684.html

[peewee's lovechild]

You are going to break your back again.

Brachmalan protects me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Quit testing my faith, Reverend.

[midgetonadonkey]

Brachmalan protects me.

Brachmalan doesn't protect against stupidity.

[peewee's lovechild]

Brachmalan doesn't protect against stupidity.

I had no idea.

I really need to get the doctrine written down.

[CuckingFunt]

New York scares me.

[CuckingFunt]

She looks like the creature from my nightmares.

[CuckingFunt]

Will Midge's new religion protect me from New York?

[midgetonadonkey]

I can't see how anyone would think she is hot.

[peewee's lovechild]

New York scares me.

It's one of the greatest cities in the world!!

Pussy.

[CuckingFunt]

It's one of the greatest cities in the world!!

Pussy.Keep reading, Quick Draw.

[peewee's lovechild]

Will Midge's new religion protect me from New York?

I'll have to look into that.

I haven't finished the doctrine or the commandments yet.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm going to be in the city of New York in a couple weeks.

[peewee's lovechild]

Keep reading, Quick Draw.

I haven't been called that since I banged the triplets with huge knockers.

The third one was annoyed when I came with sister #2 and it took me 20 minutes to recover.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm going to be in the city of New York in a couple weeks.

But, you fear the city.

[ORION]

do you guys drink ram's piss out of a stripper's boot while in front of a shrine thats a woman with 10 boobs

[florige]

I'm going to be in the city of New York in a couple weeks.


You should swing by Baltimore in route, We can go to the Hustler club.

[CuckingFunt]

But, you fear the city.
No, I don't.

I fear Tiffany Pollard, the reality TV fright-wig who calls herself New York.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck the city of New York. It's a shame it hasn't been completely destroyed yet.

[peewee's lovechild]

The Commandments (so far):

1. You bastards shall sacrifice a case of Shiner Bock every week for the Gods.
(The Reverend and his faithful helper will deliver the goods to the Gods)
2. You bastards shall sacrifice an ounce of cannabis every week for the Gods.
(Again, The Rev and his faithful helper will deliver the goods to the Gods)
3. You bastards shall shun Faggotry.
4. You bastards shall embrace Lesbianism.
5. You bastards shall kill all cats.


Well, that's all I've got for now.

[midgetonadonkey]

My entire ministry will be dedicated to destroying the city of New York.

[midgetonadonkey]

Praise Jeezus!

[CuckingFunt]

The Commandments (so far):

1. You bastards shall sacrifice a case of Shiner Bock every week for the Gods.
(The Reverend and his faithful helper will deliver the goods to the Gods)
2. You bastards shall sacrifice an ounce of cannabis every week for the Gods.
(Again, The Rev and his faithful helper will deliver the goods to the Gods)
3. You bastards shall shun Faggotry.
4. You bastards shall embrace Lesbianism.
5. You bastards shall kill all cats.


Well, that's all I've got for now.
I was with you until #5.

[peewee's lovechild]

do you guys drink ram's piss out of a stripper's boot while in front of a shrine thats a woman with 10 boobs

Replace "piss" with "Shiner Bock" and it's a definite possibility.

[CuckingFunt]

My entire ministry will be dedicated to destroying the city of New York.
Soooooooo 2001.

[peewee's lovechild]

Praise Jeezus!

I didn't think we'd go with Jesus.

You're fucking this shit up.

[ORION]

The Commandments (so far):


5. You bastards shall kill all cats.


Well, that's all I've got for now.
Hey this wasn't in the brochure you gave me at the airport

[peewee's lovechild]

I was with you until #5.

That's because you're a slave to your cats.

Kill your cats and free yourself from the chains of stupidity and ignorance.
Your life will be better for it.
You will thank me.

Praise Brachmalan!!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't think we'd go with Jesus.

You're fucking this shit up.
How can Midge be fucking it up? Wasn't it his idea in the first place?

You're a joke usurper.