Free Quattro Razor (12)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Your boss is funny.

Get the money anyway you can.

All rednecks should be dead.
And, I would have punched some holes in some tires, or taken a crowbar to them.

Your co-workers are cunt bastards.

How can I get my truck to smell like that?

Mustard is essential to life.

I think she was going Southwest in one of her flights, don't know the other. But, she's flying out of St. Louis if that helps.

And, it was more than Viva.

Actually, most of co-workers are pretty nice people (only one on-air person hasn't given me the time of day and one other just acts as though I didn't exist until somebody sent me bad info on a story of theirs and they asked me to correct it).

Bring home two dozen freshly cooked tamales from Austin and have them sit in your truck for six hours while you work.

One of the party guests saw me moving a recycling carriage to fit my truck in, so they'd have known it was me.

Yeah, my next few checks should be pretty nice.

[mrsmaalox]

It's been a pretty shitty week around SA and my Week In Review shows that too well.
http://www.ksat.com/slideshows/index.html

Well that's life in the big city. But there's nothing about Britney Spears pregnant sister in that slideshow. God knows I haven't heard enough about that in the last 24 hrs.

[Melmart1]

It's true Kori, but you used a word I did not understand: cache! :lol
I was gonna say cache but I know most of my family and even a good number of my friends are clueless about that stuff, so I just put 'cookies' to keep it simple. :lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Well that's life in the big city. But there's nothing about Britney Spears pregnant sister in that slideshow. God knows I haven't heard enough about that in the last 24 hrs.

A. I try to keep it SA based, the national desk will handle entertainment stuff like that on their own.

B. I can't stand entertainment-type news like that even though it gets tons of page views.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You forget, Mel... Viva fell for Peewee's joke.
you have a strange obsession with me don't you?



and i believe i did say "if"

[Melmart1]

What is an "OSC"?
A dumb cunt of the highest order.

[peewee's lovechild]

Actually, most of co-workers are pretty nice people (only one on-air person hasn't given me the time of day and one other just acts as though I didn't exist until somebody sent me bad info on a story of theirs and they asked me to correct it).

Bring home two dozen freshly cooked tamales from Austin and have them sit in your truck for six hours while you work.

One of the party guests saw me moving a recycling carriage to fit my truck in, so they'd have known it was me.

Yeah, my next few checks should be pretty nice.

Dude, where do you work?

Are you sure those tamales were still good?
Last time I brought tamales from Brownsville, it smelled like tamales and fart.
For a week.

Who cares if they saw you, lay down the law!!!!
Chuck Norris would've killed every one of those rednecks.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

you have a strange obsession with me don't you?



and i believe i did say "if"

If you can honestly count the number of times I've brought you up in the last month on more than one hand, you have an argument.

And when you say stupid shit like you did, you're going to get called on it, dumbshit.

[CuckingFunt]

I was gonna say cache but I know most of my family and even a good number of my friends are clueless about that stuff, so I just put 'cookies' to keep it simple. :lmao
My aunt, who is just a half step above worthless when it comes to all things remotely technical, called me from work to suggest that I print out our boarding passes this morning -- after relying on me to do everything computer-y for her for the last ten years, she felt it necessary to explain how to retrieve the flight confirmation from her email as if I was a two-year-old. I wanted to slap her through the phone.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So do you just have a desktop alert that tells you anytime I mention your name?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

How come everyone is being so nice :santahat


Clear all your cookies, then come back and login again. Should work. Merry fucking Christmas.
ah yes.............'tis the season. that's sig worthy, mel.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And what day are you going to be down here so I can mark it on my "Internet Threats" schedule?

[CuckingFunt]

So do you just have a desktop alert that tells you anytime I mention your name?
This may just be the attention whore in me talking, but that would be a fucking awesome widget.

[mrsmaalox]

I was gonna say cache but I know most of my family and even a good number of my friends are clueless about that stuff, so I just put 'cookies' to keep it simple. :lmao

It's a good thing cuz I've never met a cookie I didn't fully understand. I mean I know the definition of the word "cache" I just didn't understand it in the context of my control panel!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

This may just be the attention whore in me talking, but that would be a fucking awesome widget.

Make it so, Yahoo!

[marini martini]

My aunt, who is just a half step above worthless when it comes to all things remotely technical, called me from work to suggest that I print out our boarding passes this morning -- after relying on me to do everything computer-y for her for the last ten years, she felt it necessary to explain how to retrieve the flight confirmation from her email as if I was a two-year-old. I wanted to slap her through the phone.


I'd hit it

[CuckingFunt]

I'd have hit it
That's disturbing.

[mrsmaalox]

So do you just have a desktop alert that tells you anytime I mention your name?

It's like the one on the SW airlines commercial; he comes crashing in from wherever he is to see it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's like the one on the SW airlines commercial; he comes crashing in from wherever he is to see it.

That made me :lmao.

*Ding*

*Crash*

*Login*

[Viva Las Espuelas]

mrs. maalox

i'm listening to Nightfly right now. "i believe i just got the goodbye look"

[mrsmaalox]

That's disturbing.

I hope she means the phone!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

2G6xSaCJUJE

[peewee's lovechild]

Page 69 . . .

:lol :lol :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Page 69 . . .

:lol :lol :lol

Page 45... you should set up 40 posts/page.

Much easier reading.

[mrsmaalox]

mrs. maalox

i'm listening to Nightfly right now. "i believe i just got the goodbye look"


DAMN that just gave me chills! Every time I look at my avatar I almost orgasm!

[peewee's lovechild]

Page 45... you should set up 40 posts/page.

Much easier reading.

I like seeing the page numbers growing everyday.

It makes me feel like I'm leading a productive life.

[peewee's lovechild]

Seriously, go kill your neighbors.

We won't tell.

[peewee's lovechild]

Kill them Rambo style.

Set up booby traps (LOL!!! Booby!!), and use your compass knife to slice some of them bitches up.

You will become a legend.

[marini martini]

Some one needs Intervention

[Melmart1]

Some one needs Intervention
I hope you are referring to yourself.

[CuckingFunt]

I can't decide whether or not I'd fuck Matthew McConnaughey.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

DAMN that just gave me chills! Every time I look at my avatar I almost orgasm!
damn, missy. i think if i were into men i'd feel the same.

[marini martini]

:lmao

Merry Christmas :santahat

[marini martini]

I can't decide whether or not I'd fuck Matthew McConnaughey.


I'd hit it

[peewee's lovechild]

I can't decide whether or not I'd fuck Matthew McConnaughey.

That would be an easy decision for me.

[peewee's lovechild]

damn, missy. i think if i were into men i'd feel the same.

Do you feel that way about Matthew McConnaughey as well?

[CuckingFunt]

That would be an easy decision for me.
Where does he rank for you in relation to Brendan Frazier?

[peewee's lovechild]

Where does he rank for you in relation to Brendan Frazier?

I'll have to think about that.
So much to think about.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Do you feel that way about Matthew McConnaughey as well?
damn. can you not read "if" either?!

[peewee's lovechild]

damn. can you not read "if" either?!

Yes I did, which is why I posed the question as I did.

[mrsmaalox]

damn, missy. i think if i were into men i'd feel the same.

DF is a special man

[Melmart1]

Everytime Viva comes in here, the quattro takes a big, smelly detour into shitdom.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yes I did, which is why I posed the question as I did.
no

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Everytime Viva comes in here, the quattro takes a big, smelly detour into shitdom.
shitdom?

[mrsmaalox]

DF is a special man

Or even better, he's a Magic Man.........................

[CuckingFunt]

Everytime Viva comes in here, the quattro takes a big, smelly detour into shitdom.
This is true.

Viva : new Quattro threads : : Funt : Oh Shit!!! threads

[marini martini]

Everytime Viva comes in here, the quattro takes a big, smelly detour into shitdom.


Damn you Viva :dramaquee

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Damn you Viva :dramaqueeyeah i know

[mrsmaalox]

Damn you Viva :dramaquee

I'm thinking he's a sensitive, ponytail man

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm thinking he's a sensitive, ponytail man

That fucker has a tail??

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm thinking he's a sensitive, ponytail man
me?! hell no

[mrsmaalox]

That fucker has a tail??

Umm, I'll need to get back to you on that one.

[Melmart1]

I'm thinking he's a sensitive, ponytail man
:lmao This made me lol. I think Viva is a hairy sumbitch who likes to wear sunglasses and caps and has a thing for pale Mexicans.

[marini martini]

me?! hell no


Magic Carpet man?????????

[mrsmaalox]

me?! hell no

Just a guess; I've never met a man who understands DF very well, I have no idea what one may be like.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao This made me lol. I think Viva is a hairy sumbitch who likes to wear sunglasses and caps and has a thing for pale Mexicans.
i'm not hairy at all. i dig shades and trucker caps. pale mexicans, not entirely. yeah. the whole ponytail thing just shouts "environmental types" or "mid life crisis". definitely not neither. i know that's a double negative.

[mrsmaalox]

Magic Carpet man?????????

Shit, woman what are you on?! :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Magic Carpet man?????????i don't get that reference. wilson sisters?

[Melmart1]

i'm not hairy at all. i dig shades and trucker caps. pale mexicans, not entirely. yeah. the whole ponytail thing just shouts "environmental types" or "mid life crisis". definitely not neither. i know that's a double negative.
You have hair on your chin. This means hairy.

Trucker caps? I bet you have a collection of Von Dutch caps like Britney. Fucking poseur.

And ponytails can also shout metal freak.

[mrsmaalox]

i don't get that reference. wilson sisters?

I thought Steppenwolfe

[peewee's lovechild]

Just a guess; I've never met a man who understands DF very well, I have no idea what one may be like.

That's because they're all faggots.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You have hair on your chin. This means hairy.
http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif it took me about 2 months to grow that nasty formation. it's long gone



Trucker caps? I bet you have a collection of Von Dutch caps like Britney. Fucking poseur. i don't follow trends at all my little pussyfart



And ponytails can also shout metal freak. that's true, but i never had or felt the need to have one.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's because they're all faggots.................from a man that has darth vader in his avatar

[mrsmaalox]

That's because they're all faggots.

You just shut up and quit messing with my fantasy.

[Melmart1]

But you do have a thing for white-looking Mexicans. Or so your profile picture would suggest.

[peewee's lovechild]

................from a man that has darth vader in his avatar

Darth Vader knocked up Natalie Portman, was the father to twins, killed 99% of all Jedis, and blew up a planet.

How does this make him a faggot??

Look into a mirror son, you'll have your answer there.

[mrsmaalox]

................from a man that has darth vader in his avatar

True, but Darth IS holding a beer...

[marini martini]

Shit, woman what are you on?! :lol



Christmas??????????????????? :dizzy :toast :dizzy

[peewee's lovechild]

You just shut up and quit messing with my fantasy.

They are fags!!!

[Melmart1]

True, but Darth IS holding a beer...
If he has a beer in his hand, that means Darth sold out. That is gay.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

But you do have a thing for white-looking Mexicans. Or so your profile picture would suggest.
only for you :oops

[mrsmaalox]

They are fags!!!

Who is "they"?

[Melmart1]

only for you :oops
Is this because its me, or because I am the only one you know and have a picture of? :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Is this because its me, or because I am the only one you know and have a picture of? :lolwhatever turns you on, love

[peewee's lovechild]

If he has a beer in his hand, that means Darth sold out. That is gay.

It means he recognizes the greatness of Shiner Bock.

Even the most ruthless of all criminals and villains succumb to the greatness of Shiner Bock.

[mrsmaalox]

If he has a beer in his hand, that means Darth sold out. That is gay.
But he is holding his dick in his other hand, pissing on a cactus

[CuckingFunt]

But he is holding his dick in his other hand, pissing on a cactus
You must be looking at the uncensored version.

[Melmart1]

But he is holding his dick in his other hand, pissing on a cactus
I think his dick was burned off with everything else. That's why he has so much anger.

[peewee's lovechild]

But he is holding his dick in his other hand, pissing on a cactus

You kick ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

Vader is such a badass that his dick is a cactus.

Vaginas everywhere tremble in fear.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

But he is holding his dick in his other hand, pissing on a cactus
all this scene needs is "the good, the bad, and the ugly" theme behind it.

[mrsmaalox]

Vader is such a badass that his dick is a cactus.

Vaginas everywhere tremble in fear.

No doubt!:lol

[CuckingFunt]

This is the first time I've watched videos in months.

I haven't missed much.

[Melmart1]

Everytime Viva comes in here, the quattro takes a big, smelly detour into shitdom.

[mrsmaalox]

all this scene needs is "the good, the bad, and the ugly" theme behind it.
yea, the galactic remix!!

[CuckingFunt]

I should really be sleeping right now. I fucking hate having to get up at the ass crack of dawn to make a plane.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

mel,

may you catch athlete's foot..................................on your lips.

[CuckingFunt]

mel,

may you catch athlete's foot..................................on your lips.
In all honesty... this is now on the list of the stupidest shit I've read in the history of the interwebs.

[peewee's lovechild]

In all honesty... this is now on the list of the stupidest shit I've read in the history of the interwebs.

Yea, I'd have to agree with that.

It's just down right stupid shit.

[Melmart1]

mel,

may you catch athlete's foot..................................on your lips.
And you question why I said shitdom ...

[to21]

And you question why I said shitdom ...
Yeah it's not nice to talk about a woman's labia.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Oh, just stop it! All of you!

You're all obsessed with Viva. Leave him alone!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

*DING*

[Melmart1]

*DING*

*DONG*





:)

[florige]

What are the reverend and deacon still in bed?

[The Sun]

Enjoy today!!!

[samikeyp]

Oh, just stop it! All of you!

You're all obsessed with Viva. Leave him alone!


Leave Britney...er..uh..I mean Viva Alone!! :)

:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

What are the reverend and deacon still in bed?

The Deacon stayed up late last night.

[samikeyp]

You should go by Deacon Lovechild.

It has a certain 70's, Parliment funkadelic feel to it.

[peewee's lovechild]

You should go by Deacon Lovechild.

It has a certain 70's, Parliment funkadelic feel to it.

I was thinking Demon Deacon Lovechild.

[ORION]

I do not want to work today

[samikeyp]

Who does?

[ORION]

Who does?
but today I'm really serious

[mrsmaalox]

but today I'm really serious

Well you have convinced me--I'm going back to bed! Nite!

[J.T.]

I don't have to work till 5 so I pretty much just get to lay in bed and look at Dana Jacobsen until First Take goes off.

[midgetonadonkey]

I shit my pants last night. And it wasn't just a shart. I dropped a full load in my pants. It was strange yet nice.

[J.T.]

Elton John on my playlist right now. Really sets the mood.

[samikeyp]

I shit my pants last night. And it wasn't just a shart. I dropped a full load in my pants. It was strange yet nice.


He Sharted...and it was good!

So sayeth the Reverend!

[ORION]

I shit my pants last night. And it wasn't just a shart. I dropped a full load in my pants. It was strange yet nice.
were you wearing underwear or boxers ?

[J.T.]

And CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN you feel the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE to-niiiiiiiight! (To-niiiiiiiiiiight!)

[J.T.]

So anyone going to see National Treasure: Book of Secrets tonight? Might go for the Double Money Waster and see Walk Hard too.

[samikeyp]

So anyone going to see National Treasure: Book of Secrets tonight? Might go for the Double Money Waster and see Walk Hard too.


Not tonight but hopefully this weekend.

[midgetonadonkey]

were you wearing underwear or boxers ?

I was wearing boxers. The shit was crawling down my leg.

[midgetonadonkey]

So anyone going to see National Treasure: Book of Secrets tonight? Might go for the Double Money Waster and see Walk Hard too.

I don't like Nicolas Cage. He is a douche.

Except he kicked ass in Face Off.

[J.T.]

Better Guitarist: SRV or Hendrix?

[midgetonadonkey]

wtf

Start threads for that shit.

[Melmart1]

Better Guitarist: SRV or Hendrix?
This isn't the music forum, asshole.

[samikeyp]

So Rev....where does Ashbeeigh stand in the eyes of the Church?

[samikeyp]

This isn't the music forum, asshole.


Damn I missed you.

[J.T.]

Go fuck yourselves I'm going back to bed.

[Melmart1]

Go fuck yourselves I'm going back to bed.
Like we fucking care. Go have a wet dream about jizzing the number 18 on Peyton Manning's chest, you fucking fruit fly.

[ORION]

I was wearing boxers. The shit was crawling down my leg.
I remember this one dude in high school crapped his pants and he cried like a newborn baby

[Melmart1]

I remember this one dude in high school crapped his pants and he cried like a newborn baby
"this one dude"=Orion

[midgetonadonkey]

So Rev....where does Ashbeeigh stand in the eyes of the Church?

For the beast with the filth upon it's hooves shall be cast down and sprayeth down with a stream of thy liquid waste.

Squid 8:17

[Melmart1]

For the beast with the filth upon it's hooves shall be cast down and sprayeth down with a stream of they liquid waste.

Squid 8:17
:lmao

[ORION]

"this one dude"=Orion
:lol - No his name was Danny. He couldn't play football because he would always cry when he got hit so he ended up being the equipment manager.

[ORION]

For the beast with the filth upon it's hooves shall be cast down and sprayeth down with a stream of they liquid waste.

Squid 8:17
:lol - I love the "filth upon it's hooves"

[Melmart1]

:lol - No his name was Danny. He couldn't play football because he would always cry when he got hit so he ended up being the equipment manager.
Danny, huh? Was his girlfriend's name Sandy, from Australia?

[samikeyp]

For the beast with the filth upon it's hooves shall be cast down and sprayeth down with a stream of they liquid waste.

Squid 8:17


Perfect.

[samikeyp]

Danny, huh? Was his girlfriend's name Sandy, from Australia?


They met at Band Camp.

[samikeyp]

For the beast with the filth upon it's hooves shall be cast down and sprayeth down with a stream of thy liquid waste.

Squid 8:17


The beast had the face of a woman yet the toe of a camel which she brandished to anyone near. The mere sight was enough to frighten small children, infirm the aged and sterilize otherwise fertile males.

Mikeyp 4:20

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Just a quick recommendation for the burgeoning young religion: get corporate sponsors in at the ground floor. "Shiner Bock's Book of Squid" or "Coca Cola Presents: The Book of MikeyP" have good rings to them. The catch is that you really have to do it from the start or people will accuse you of being a sell out later.

[Mr Hanky]

I shit my pants last night. And it wasn't just a shart. I dropped a full load in my pants. It was strange yet nice.

Happens everyday.

[samikeyp]

Just a quick recommendation for the burgeoning young religion: get corporate sponsors in at the ground floor. "Shiner Bock's Book of Squid" or "Coca Cola Presents: The Book of MikeyP" have good rings to them. The catch is that you really have to do it from the start or people will accuse you of being a sell out later.


You sir, are wise.

[ORION]

man this chick here at work uses the phrase "balls deep" for everything. I'm going to balls deep her throat in a second

[to21]

man this chick here at work uses the phrase "balls deep" for everything. I'm going to balls deep her throat in a second

Maybe she's not used to getting it balls deep at home.

[Richard Cranium]

man this chick here at work uses the phrase "balls deep" for everything. I'm going to balls deep her throat in a second

She sounds shallow.

[mrsmaalox]

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Originally Posted by Reverend Midge




For the beast with the filth upon it's hooves shall be cast down and sprayeth down with a stream of thy liquid waste.

Squid 8:17





The beast had the face of a woman yet the toe of a camel which she brandished to anyone near. The mere sight was enough to frighten small children, infirm the aged and sterilize otherwise fertile males.

Mikeyp 4:20
Offline | Online

:lmao Damn I'm pissing my pants here! You 2 fuckin guys are TWISTED!!!!!

[ORION]

Maybe she's not used to getting it balls deep at home.
I don't know. she comes across as pretty easy.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

[midgetonadonkey]

Put this in the blank.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=83300&page=73&pp=26

It's mildly amusing.

[samikeyp]

:lmao Damn I'm pissing my pants here! You 2 fuckin guys are TWISTED!!!!!


Thank yew!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Damn I'm pissing my pants here!

Sounds to me that someone should be asking Santa for a case or 2 of Depends for xmas.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Like we fucking care. Go have a wet dream about jizzing the number 18 on Peyton Manning's chest, you fucking fruit fly.

This made me lol.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I shit my pants last night. And it wasn't just a shart. I dropped a full load in my pants. It was strange yet nice.

Did Sandra share in your sentiment?

[midgetonadonkey]

Did Sandra share in your sentiment?

Actually she was quite annoyed. Especially since I made her wipe me.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Actually she was quite annoyed. Especially since I made her wipe me.

Does this mean that you have one of those wierd fetishes that you play the baby and she plays the mommy?

[to21]

Actually she was quite annoyed. Especially since I made her wipe me.
:lol

Did you lay on ur back like a baby? I hope you guys keep baby wipes around for this very reason.

[mrsmaalox]

Sounds to me that someone should be asking Santa for a case or 2 of Depends for xmas.

Sounds to me THAT someone should be asking Santa for a life.

[samikeyp]

Actually she was quite annoyed. Especially since I made her wipe me.

:lol

[batman2883]

someone name the female star you think is the hottest??

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Sounds to me THAT someone should be asking Santa for a life.

So you need Depends AND a life?
Got it.

[ORION]

someone name the female star you think is the hottest??
shut up........

[mrsmaalox]

So you need Depends AND a life?
Got it.

I need neither. So go fly a kite!

[peewee's lovechild]

I want to go to sleep wrapped in labia instead of a blanket.

[Melmart1]

I am off to the scintillating city of Copperas Cove, TX soon. Whoopee!

[mrsmaalox]

I am off to the scintillating city of Copperas Cove, TX soon. Whoopee!

Mickey's Laundromat in The Cove is the best place to do laundry. But don't go to any Mickey's convenience stores cuz their Icee machines never work. Just a couple of tips to try to repay you for your kindness! :spin

[Melmart1]

Mickey's Laundromat in The Cove is the best place to do laundry. But don't go to any Mickey's convenience stores cuz their Icee machines never work. Just a couple of tips to try to repay you for your kindness! :spin
I am not staying, just dropping off my kid brother with the older kid brother then coming right back.

[ORION]

I am not staying, just dropping off my kid brother with the older kid brother then coming right back.
jerome is going to rob the place

[Jerome]

jerome is going to rob the place

I'm gonna be with the hunnies!

[RashoFan]

I can't decide whether or not I'd fuck Matthew McConnaughey.
Take Matthew...


Where does he rank for you in relation to Brendan Frazier?
I would take Brendan anyday and twice on Tuesday!

[RashoFan]

True, but Darth IS holding a beer...
That is Shiner Bock....Best damn beer EVER MADE IN TEXAS!!!


:D

[RashoFan]

You should go by Deacon Lovechild.

It has a certain 70's, Parliment funkadelic feel to it.

:fro



:tu

[RashoFan]

Thanks to a thread from "Charlie in a box" aka Mouse...I remember this patch I found at Spencer's that says "I'm famous on the internent"...I have to find that one of these days....

[atlfan25]

for The Love Of God

Can I Please Kill This Thread?

[Kori Ellis]

for The Love Of God

Can I Please Kill This Thread?



BWAHAHAHA!

You used to own this thread.

What's up with you?

Where's your woman, Cherry? :pctoss

[atlfan25]

haha, I recall those days with truth and coast, faded and the great 10k.

Is the top cherry awol? Kira ever confess her name is really kira? I saw it on her license. That must go down as the biggest hoax in spurstalk history.

As for myself I have become bored out of my mind during christmas break, and realized that spurstalk does still exist.

[Kori Ellis]

How's baseball?

Are you still on the injured list?

[atlfan25]

I have retired. They say I am too old to play.

Fuck the injured list. I actually went on it last season for 6 weeks. Not even a freakin arm injury. Stress fracture in the leg? seriously...brutal

[Kori Ellis]

Wow, that sucks. Are you healthy now?

Are you an Astros fan?

[atlfan25]

Braves are still my top team, Astros were always in the top 5, however.

Are you a Utah Jazz fan?

[Kori Ellis]

You know I am a Jazz fan. :lol

What do you think about Hunter Pence?

[timvp]

I-I-I Got Tha Internet Goin' Nuts!!!!

[atlfan25]

I didn't get to really see him play last year, but looks like he could be a pretty good player for a while. He has a pretty short swing with some pop. Nice.

[Melmart1]

Damn, I missed an atlfan sighting :depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

I-I-I Got Tha Internet Goin' Nuts!!!!

That's beautiful man.

atlfan2643387593845 welcome back

[midgetonadonkey]

I consider atlfan my Quattro mentor. He taught me what it takes to reign supreme in this thread.

[midgetonadonkey]

Superbad is a kick ass movie.

Drinking mojitos while watching Superbad kicks even more ass.

[Silver21_Black20]

Wish Me Luck!!

Thanks! I got the job.

[Silver21_Black20]

Mojitos do kick ass!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Actually she was quite annoyed. Especially since I made her wipe me.

Lies!

[Silver21_Black20]

for The Love Of God

Can I Please Kill This Thread?



Asshole!

[midgetonadonkey]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 6 (4 members and 2 guests)
Reverend Midge, timvp, duncan228, Silver21_Black20+

Hi bff!!

[timvp]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 3 (2 members and 1 guests)
timvp, Reverend Midge

Who is this guest :nope

[Melmart1]

Thanks! I got the job.
What job did you get?

[Guest]

Who is this guest :nope

Don't concern yourself with who I am. Just go about your bidness.

[Melmart1]

jerome is going to rob the place
Did I tell you he is getting married? He is proposing on Christmas Eve. He is 29 and already about to be married twice. Good lawd!

[midgetonadonkey]

melmart

[Melmart1]

melmart
My best friend calls me melmart. We have known each other for like 15 years, before the name 'melmart' even existed. This is quite disturbing.

[midgetonadonkey]

My best friend calls me melmart. We have known each other for like 15 years, before the name 'melmart' even existed. This is quite disturbing.

melmart

[Melmart1]

melmart
midge

[Melmart1]

bukkake

[Melmart1]

mustard

[ShoogarBear]

What job did you get?Don't you mean, what job did she give?

[ShoogarBear]

And where the hell have you been?

[Melmart1]

And where the hell have you been?
Awwww, did you miss me? :p:

[midgetonadonkey]

Don't you mean, what job did she give?

:eyebrows

[Melmart1]

Don't you mean, what job did she give?
Well, judging from the amount of time her and Midge have been gone, perhaps you are correct on this one. She is on her knees before the Reverend, but she ain't praying!

[ShoogarBear]

Even on her knees, she would still be a foot taller than midge. So she must be flexible.

[peewee's lovechild]

Thanks! I got the job.

Kick ass.

Watch out for the rapists and pedophiles.
I mean, you have the experience of living with one, but watch out anyway.

[ShoogarBear]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40952000/jpg/_40952850_giant-ap-203x300.jpg

Ho-ho-hooooo!

[Melmart1]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40952000/jpg/_40952850_giant-ap-203x300.jpg

Ho-ho-hooooo!
So you waited till CuckingFunt came into the thread to start up with the HO talk? Damn, that's cold Shoogs!

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know what's worse; my horrible day of travel delays, or having to wade theough four more pages of this shit.

[CuckingFunt]

For the beast with the filth upon it's hooves shall be cast down and sprayeth down with a stream of thy liquid waste.

Squid 8:17
I take it back.

:lmao

[Melmart1]

I don't know what's worse; my horrible day of travel delays, or having to wade theough four more pages of this shit.
So start livening it up and quit your complaining, ya hussy!

Not that there is anything wrong wtih being a hussy :eyebrows

[peewee's lovechild]

Even on her knees, she would still be a foot taller than midge. So she must be flexible.

It's funny because it's true.

[mrsmaalox]

So no Viva in here tonight? :depressed

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm McLovin!!

Woooooooo!

[peewee's lovechild]

So no Viva in here tonight? :depressed

He hasn't finished liking his balls.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm very quickly finding out that Parrot's Bay rum doesn't mix well with Shiner Bock.

[peewee's lovechild]

Does $5 still get your dick sucked downtown?

[Melmart1]

So no Viva in here tonight? :depressed
Shut your trap woman, lest you jinx us!

[peewee's lovechild]

How much will a tenner get me?

[CuckingFunt]

He hasn't finished liking his balls.
What happens when he stops liking them?

Will they be scolded?

[CuckingFunt]

Shunned, perhaps?

[CuckingFunt]

Shut your trap woman, lest you jinx us!
Indeed. I can't stomach a return to shitdom.

[peewee's lovechild]

What happens when he stops liking them?

Will they be scolded?

Clean, I guess.

The hairball is the problem, though.

[mrsmaalox]

Shut your trap woman, lest you jinx us!

Well since I am doing the "Nightfly" tonight, I wanted to tell him, "So glad that you're here again for one more time let your madness run with mine". Pretty smooth, no?

[Melmart1]

Damn, midge and sandra are getting drunk. We shoulda had another drunken post fest. Except that the men would have wimped out early. And I am broke and have no money for alcohol :depressed

[peewee's lovechild]

We should have a contest on who has the veiniest dick.

[CuckingFunt]

Damn, midge and sandra are getting drunk. We shoulda had another drunken post fest. Except that the men would have wimped out early. And I am broke and have no money for alcohol :depressed
And I'm surrounded by nosy family members.

I did have a few potent egg nogs, however.

[CuckingFunt]

We should have a contest on who has the veiniest dick.
I'd win.

I have one that was given to me as a joke, and the veins on it are ridiculous.

[CuckingFunt]

I just checked my grades:

A
A
B+
A-
A

That fucking B+ is going to haunt me forever.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'd win.

I have one that was given to me as a joke, and the veins on it are ridiculous.

It has to actually be in your possession, so you only win if you got to explain it to the TSA>

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd win.

I have one that was given to me as a joke, and the veins on it are ridiculous.

What about the one between your legs?

[Melmart1]

I'd win.

I have one that was given to me as a joke, and the veins on it are ridiculous.
If you can see them without a microscope, then you would win over peewee without the veins being ridiculous.

[CuckingFunt]

It has to actually be in your possession, so you only win if you got to explain it to the TSA>
They don't bother you about such things as long as it's in your checked luggage.

[mrsmaalox]

The limoncellos were flowing at our annual wrap-a-thon tonight. But when the girls hit the hot tub, no amount of alcohol could make me stay.

[CuckingFunt]

What about the one between your legs.
There isn't one between my legs, currently.

The one most recently between my legs, however, was made of glass and very smooth. It probably wouldn't do very well in the competition.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

They don't bother you about such things as long as it's in your checked luggage.

Did the bag with Ol' Veiny have a "TSA CHECKED LUGGAGE" tag inside?

[peewee's lovechild]

If you can see them without a microscope, then you would win over peewee without the veins being ridiculous.

It's hard to measure when it's lodged up your ass.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm very quickly finding out that Parrot's Bay rum doesn't mix well with Shiner Bock.

Are you supposed to be drinking yet?

[CuckingFunt]

Did the bag with Ol' Veiny have a "TSA CHECKED LUGGAGE" tag inside?
Ol' Veiny didn't actually make the trip with me today.

[peewee's lovechild]

There isn't one between my legs, currently.

The one most recently between my legs, however, was made of glass and very smooth. It probably wouldn't do very well in the competition.

No, the appendage hanging out from between you legs.

[mrsmaalox]

See JB, it didn't work. I said "Viva" and still...nothing!

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you supposed to be drinking yet?

It's a moot point at the time.

[CuckingFunt]

No, the appendage hanging out from between you legs.
My clit doesn't really hang.

And, even if it did, it's not veiny. I don't think I'd bother entering it in the contest.

[mrsmaalox]

I suppose.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

See JB, it didn't work. I said "Viva" and still...nothing!

I think it's just me with that ability.

He hasn't fully programmed his widget yet.

[peewee's lovechild]

timvp is a Star Wars freak.

[timvp]

Got damn it my wisdom teeth hurt :pctoss :pctoss

It's like some ET ish with my BFF :pctoss :pctoss

[timvp]

timvp is a Star Wars freak.
:pctoss

[peewee's lovechild]

I think it's just me with that ability.

He hasn't fully programmed his widget yet.

You two need a room.

[mrsmaalox]

I think it's just me with that ability.

He hasn't fully programmed his widget yet.

I guess I'll just need to accept that he'll come running for you but not for me.

[CuckingFunt]

Got damn it my wisdom teeth hurt :pctoss :pctoss

It's like some ET ish with my BFF :pctoss :pctoss
Awwww.

Sorry about the pain and all, but, still... awwww.

[Melmart1]

I guess I'll just need to accept that he'll come running for you but not for me.
The only one running for you is peewee since you sent him foot porn, ya skank.

[peewee's lovechild]

The only one running for you is peewee since you sent him foot porn, ya skank.

It was nice.

[mrsmaalox]

The only one running for you is peewee since you sent him foot porn, ya skank.

Think it might work with Viva? And it wasn't "porn"--it was "art".

[timvp]

This is one time I wish I wasn't violently opposed to all form of medication.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You two need a room.

You need a boot to your back.