Free Quattro Razor (12)

[to21]

because you got one for christmas?
No. I got a piece of coal for Christmas.

mrsmaalox has asked me to go fly a kite before. The weather has not been good for this, till today.

[ORION]

No. I got a piece of coal for Christmas.

mrsmaalox has asked me to go fly a kite before. The weather has not been good for this, till today.
it would be funnier if you flew an XXXXXXXXXL pair of underwear

[mrsmaalox]

LOL hey watch you say we have a law man that posts here hahaha.
legal, prescription happy pills only!

[ORION]

Are these allowed ? I loved these things when I was a kid



http://www.alamofireworks.com/products/428.jpg

[ATRAIN]

Are these allowed ? I loved these things when I was a kid



http://www.alamofireworks.com/products/428.jpg


LOL those and those chickens are bad ass!!

[ORION]

LOL those and those chickens are bad ass!!
that doesn't answer my question now does it ?

[ATRAIN]

that doesn't answer my question now does it ?


If they are allowed? Allowed for what?

[Twisted_Dawg]

All the alcoholic men in San Antonio drink beer or hard liquor. The only wine lushes I have ever known were two gay men and they didn't have much money so it was quantity over quality, i.e. wine in a box.

Fixed.

The women "heavy" drinkers seem to prefer wine. My bad.

[ORION]

If they are allowed? Allowed for what?
are they legal?

[ATRAIN]

are they legal?


Fuck if I know, ask flo

[ORION]

Fuck if I know, ask flo
he is not in texas !

[ATRAIN]

he is not in texas !


Why wouldnt they be legal.

[florige]

Yeah, Barefoot is the wine I got today. I got carded, too :lol Feels good to be 31 and getting carded.

Anyhoo, I had no idea they made champagne, if this bottle is good I will check it out.



There is no way you look 31. You could pass for 25, 26 easy.

[CuckingFunt]

Five pages?

You fucking degenerates!

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah, I have never seen him do that but he attacks my gender when he posts as both and he does it in the same lame way so I guessed he was both a long time ago. What took YOU so long? :lol
I have a feeling that I know one of the names, but not the other.

[Melmart1]

There is no way you look 31. You could pass for 25, 26 easy.
I love you :)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm not reading through all this shit. What'd I miss?

[Melmart1]

I'm not reading through all this shit. What'd I miss?
Asians are usually overachievers. You fail.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not reading through all this shit. What'd I miss?

Wine.
More wine.
My bastard children with Ashbeeigh.
What sex would be like with Ashbeeigh (pretty damn good, by the way).
Wine.
More wine.
People impressed with some wine conessouires here.
More wine.
And ATRAIN and friends spreading gay happy horseshit.

[CuckingFunt]

Planet Terror is quite enjoyable.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Asians are usually overachievers. You fail.

Bitch, I'm working over here.

[Melmart1]

Bitch, I'm working over here.
Taking someone's eggroll off their plate with your fingers is not working.

[CuckingFunt]

Mmmmmm... Chinese food would be yummy.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Taking someone's eggroll off their plate with your fingers is not working.

I'll give you an eggroll.

[Melmart1]

I'll give you an eggroll.
Something tells me its more the size of a spring roll.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Mmmmmm... Chinese food would be yummy.Stir-fried cat or Kung Pao Chow

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Something tells me its more the size of a spring roll.

Actually, they need a forklift to offload it at Ding How.

[Melmart1]

Haha, JB killed the quattro. For once it wasn't CF.

[CuckingFunt]

Haha, JB killed the quattro. For once it wasn't CF.
Kick ass!!

[Melmart1]

This wine is pretty good. Of course, it could suck and I am just a n00b who knows no better but tastes pretty good to me.

[mrsmaalox]

This wine is pretty good. Of course, it could suck and I am just a n00b who knows no better but tastes pretty good to me.

Is it the Barefoot? It IS good, you ma'am are no n00b!

[Melmart1]

Is it the Barefoot? It IS good, you ma'am are no n00b!
Yeah, Barefoot Cabernet. I think I did well.

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah, Barefoot Cabernet. I think I did well.

I think you will enjoy the Bubbly too. Get some for NewYears.

[Melmart1]

I think you will enjoy the Bubbly too. Get some for NewYears.
I just might have to do that. I will be with my family so I will need to self-medicate by 11pm for sure.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Score!

[mrsmaalox]

I just might have to do that. I will be with my family so I will need to self-medicate by 11pm for sure.
Get a few bottles and medicate them too. My mom never met a mimosa she didn't like!

[Melmart1]

Get a few bottles and medicate them too. My mom never met a mimosa she didn't like!
Nobody in my family is much of a drinker. My mom and sister drink wine coolers. Nuff said.

[Squid]

Suck my squid balls.

[Squid]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/241opy.jpg

[Melmart1]

I'm afraid to ask what kind of balls those are that are photoshopped into that pic.

[Squid]

They are the Reverend's balls.

[Squid]

Fucking beaner has some dark balls.

[Melmart1]

They are dark cus they have peewee's shit on them from your lunchtime breaks in the back of the PT Cruiser.

[Squid]

Oh hellz yeah. Them some faggy bastards.

mm hmmm that's right (female negro head motions)

[Melmart1]

Oh hellz yeah. Them some faggy bastards.

mm hmmm that's right (female negro head motions)
You forgot the long, talon fake fingernails and to throw your weave back with your hand.

[Squid]

What weave? My shits natural girl.

[Squid]

0k2Up5rbuzs

[Squid]

Hey Melmart. I heard you were going to have my kid but your weak womb couldn't handle my offspring.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

melmart has a strong uterus though

[ashbeeigh]

god damnit. I think I'm starting to get the flu. :cry

[Mister Sinister]

You remind me of the babe.

[ashbeeigh]

What ever should I do for the headache I'm coming down with?

[Mister Sinister]

What ever should I do for the headache I'm coming down with?
Become an hero.

[ashbeeigh]

well I was thinking of going to a doctor, but a hero would be nice too.

[Melmart1]

What ever should I do for the headache I'm coming down with?
I heard sex helps. Call up one of your old johns.

[Mister Sinister]

It's funny because you don't know what it means to become an hero.

[ashbeeigh]

I heard sex helps. Call up one of your old johns.

You took the little black book from me. I don't have the numbers anymore.

[Squid]

I heard sex helps. Call up one of your old johns.

I can help you with this. I will jump in your vagina and use your ovaries as punching bags.

[Melmart1]

You took the little black book from me. I don't have the numbers anymore.
There was nothign little about that book. It had hundreds of names and addresses and was sticky with leftover anal lube goo. It had to be incinerated.

[ashbeeigh]

There was nothign little about that book. It had hundreds of names and addresses and was sticky with leftover anal lube goo. It had to be incinerated.

whatever the condition of the book, it's in your possession now and I have no "johns" to call. I'll just have to take some medicine and hope I can make it to work tomorrow.

[Melmart1]

whatever the condition of the book, it's in your possession now and I have no "johns" to call. I'll just have to take some medicine and hope I can make it to work tomorrow.
I am sure you have some leftover penicillan somewhere from your various infections. Try that.

[Squid]

Laybea is a beautiful name for a little girl.

[Mister Sinister]

UHF is the greatest movie in the history of forever.

[Squid]

UHF is the greatest movie in the history of forever.

Mashed potatoes, my favorite!!

[Mister Sinister]

Mashed potatoes, my favorite!!
Oh, Joel Miller! You're a lucky, lucky little boy! You found the marble in the oatmeal! You know what that means: You get to drink from THE FIRE HOSE!

[Squid]

2XbCWmY0eqY

[Melmart1]

You know ... this embedded stuff is fun but on some of them, it ruins the surprise of what the video is going to be. Sometimes (particularly with Squid or other Midge trolls) that was half the fun.

[Mister Sinister]

We sell spatulas, and that's all!

[Squid]

You know ... this embedded stuff is fun but on some of them, it ruins the surprise of what the video is going to be. Sometimes (particularly with Squid or other Midge trolls) that was half the fun.

That is very true my weak wombed friend.

From this day forward I shall return to youtube links.

[Squid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP_nXPNJ8Fo

[Mister Sinister]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP_nXPNJ8Fo
Oh, Primus help me, I lol'd.

[Squid]

ashbeeigh you are a hypocrite and a cunt.

-SilBlack

[Squid]

lol

[ShoogarBear]

You know ... this embedded stuff is fun but on some of them, it ruins the surprise of what the video is going to be. Sometimes (particularly with Squid or other Midge trolls) that was half the fun.Thank you, Little Miss Eeyore.

[mrsmaalox]

Thank you, Little Miss Eeyore.

Eeyore is very cute. The only one of the Pooh gang that isn't annoying.

[Squid]

I've had my laptop on my lap for a couple of hours now. I wonder if my dark balls have gone sterile yet.

[Squid]

The Cure is possibly the gayest fucking band ever.

[Squid]

I wonder if Robert Smith has anal leakage problems from constantly being penetrated by his band mates?

[Squid]

How can people like this shit?

[Mister Sinister]

The Cure is possibly the gayest fucking band ever.
Gayer than Queen? Or Culture Club?

[CuckingFunt]

South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut is still fucking hilarious.

[RashoFan]

it would be funnier if you flew an XXXXXXXXXL pair of underwear
Why would you want to use a pair of TPark's underwear as a kite???

[marini martini]

Why would you want to use a pair of TPark's underwear as a kite???

Think about it :lmao :lmao :lmao

[RashoFan]

You remind me of the babe.
What babe?

[peewee's lovechild]

Planet Terror is quite enjoyable.

10,000,000,000,000 X better than Death Proof.

[RashoFan]

Think about it :lmao :lmao :lmao
no thanks...I am trying to keep from getting a mental picture that includes skid marks and jis stains...:vomit:

[RashoFan]

Mmmmm....Shiner Beer. I had one at the game tonight.:drunk

[mrsmaalox]

Think about it :lmao :lmao :lmao
I'd rather not! Hey how was the show?

[mrsmaalox]

no thanks...I am trying to keep from getting a mental picture that includes skid marks and jis stains...:vomit:

That's nasty. Hey RF, I thought of you tonight at dinner...they played "Pleasant Valley Sunday"!

[peewee's lovechild]

UHF is the greatest movie in the history of forever.

"Suuuhhhhplies!!!!!"

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if Robert Smith has anal leakage problems from constantly being penetrated by his band mates?

You know his name??

Come on, fess up . . . you used to jack off to him in the 80s, didn't you?

[peewee's lovechild]

Gayer than Queen? Or Culture Club?

Queen is not queer you fucking piece of shit!!!!!

Why must all you fags try to homosize everything?

Fuck!!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Queen is not queer you fucking piece of shit!!!!!

Why must all you fags try to homosize everything?

Fuck!!!!

"homosize"?!

[peewee's lovechild]

Marini came over today and we had a three hour sex fest.

It was good, but there was something missing.
She wouldn't let me bring another chick into it.

[RashoFan]

Hey RF, I thought of you tonight at dinner...they played "Pleasant Valley Sunday"!
That is so sweet...Thanks!
While I was out christmas shopping, I would see something that would remind me of someone from ST.com. I love this place and I love all you fucking bitches, ho's and pimps. Kiss my ass.



had to say say something to cancel out the happy horseshit part of this post

[peewee's lovechild]

I had called Ashbeeigh about a possible threesome, and she was into it, but marini wasn't too keen on the idea.

[marini martini]

You crazy morphine addict, you just didn't notice her

[peewee's lovechild]

That is so sweet...Thanks!
While I was out christmas shopping, I would see something that would remind me of someone from ST.com. I love this place and I love all you fucking bitches, ho's and pimps. Kiss my ass.



had to say say something to cancel out the happy horseshit part of this post

Did you see any Pee Wee Herman dolls when you were shopping??

Other than that, if you were reminded of me, you must've been in an adult video store. Maybe a sex shop, or a brothel even.

[marini martini]

What r u doing up, anyway? Thought you'd be sleeping for days after our action!

[peewee's lovechild]

You crazy morphine addict, you just didn't notice her

I thought I felt someone licking my balls when you were riding me . . . I just thought you were gifted.

[mrsmaalox]

Marini came over today and we had a three hour sex fest.

It was good, but there was something missing.
She wouldn't let me bring another chick into it.

I was wondering about her; she seems just a little more tired tonight.

[peewee's lovechild]

What r u doing up, anyway? Thought you'd be sleeping for days after our action!

No fucking way . . . I was ready for thirds, but SOMEBODY fell asleep.

That was quite disappointing.

[RashoFan]

Did you see any Pee Wee Herman dolls when you were shopping?? Other than that, if you were reminded of me, you must've been in an adult video store. Maybe a sex shop, or a brothel even.
Close...I saw a copy of PeeWee's Big Adventure... :bike:


Finally...A use for this smilie:bike:
:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Did you see any Pee Wee Herman dolls when you were shopping??

Other than that, if you were reminded of me, you must've been in an adult video store. Maybe a sex shop, or a brothel even.

Umm, I think she said it was a "penis pump" or something like that.

[CuckingFunt]

10,000,000,000,000 X better than Death Proof.
I never suggested otherwise.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was wondering about her; she seems just a little more tired tonight.

She should be, after what I did to her today.
Fuck, she shouldn't even be able to sit down properly.

[peewee's lovechild]

Close...I saw a copy of PeeWee's Big Adventure... :bike:


Finally...A use for this smilie:bike:
:lol

It feels good to be remembered.
You've warmed my heart, and other parts of my anatomy.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm deeply disturbed by this conversation, for the record.

[peewee's lovechild]

I never suggested otherwise.

I was just stating a fact.

I can't get over how disappointed I was with Death Proof.

Planet Terror, however, was fucking badass. Rose McGowan should be a stripper in real life. I'd give her a couple of my hard earned Washingtons.

[marini martini]

No fucking way . . . I was ready for thirds, but SOMEBODY fell asleep.

That was quite disappointing.

Sorry with all the holiday drama, I couldn't help but to pass out!

You were fuckin' awesomE, broke back, or not!

DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY HEEEEEEEEEROW :drunk

[RashoFan]

It feels good to be remembered.
You've warmed my heart, and other parts of my anatomy.
I may have warmed your heart, but putting peanut butter on your dick and having the dog lick it off is what is warming up the other parts of your anatomy. I had nothing to do with that except buy you the peanut butter....

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm deeply disturbed by this conversation, for the record.

This isn't disturbing at all.

It's life.
Sex is very natural.
All of it is, even if it involves nipple clamps.

[marini martini]

I may have warmed your heart, but putting peanut butter on your dick and having the dog lick it off is what is warming up the other parts of your anatomy. I had nothing to do with that except buy you the peanut butter....

What a prick tease!!!!!!!

[RashoFan]

I'm deeply disturbed by this conversation, for the record.
Beside the happy horse shit...what is disturbing you in regards to this conversation???

[peewee's lovechild]

Sorry with all the holiday drama, I couldn't help but to pass out!

You were fuckin' awesomE, broke back, or not!

DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY HEEEEEEEEEROW :drunk


I don't know about the hero part.
In fact, you're my hero.
After all that stuff I shoved into you . . . god damn, you deserve a spot in Reverend Midge's new religion.

[RashoFan]

What a prick tease!!!!!!!
ouch...


... like I have never heard that said to me before..... :p:

[marini martini]

I don't know about the hero part.
In fact, you're my hero.
After all that stuff I shoved into you . . . god damn, you deserve a spot in Reverend Midge's new religion.

Bless me padre, for I have sinned

[peewee's lovechild]

I may have warmed your heart, but putting peanut butter on your dick and having the dog lick it off is what is warming up the other parts of your anatomy. I had nothing to do with that except buy you the peanut butter....

I like how you applied it with your tongue.

And, that Lassie outfit didn't fool me . . . at all.
I've never seen a collie with a rack like that.

[CuckingFunt]

Beside the happy horse shit...what is disturbing you in regards to this conversation???
Um... everything.

[Melmart1]

I may have warmed your heart, but putting peanut butter on your dick and having the dog lick it off is what is warming up the other parts of your anatomy. I had nothing to do with that except buy you the peanut butter....
Waaay too much information.

[peewee's lovechild]

Speaking of disturbing, Squid wants in on our next session.

He's going to want you to shove him up your rectum.
I'm giving him a camera because I'd like to see what's in there.
I'll have it shown on a T.V. while you felate me.

This is gonna be fun.

[marini martini]

Beside the happy horse shit...what is disturbing you in regards to this conversation???

Hail, Hail the gangs al here :toast

[Melmart1]

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Melmart1, mrsmaalox, marini martini, CuckingFunt, peewee's lovechild, Silver21_Black20, RashoFan, ggoose25

Well hello there :eyebrows

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm deeply disturbed by this conversation, for the record.

Same here. peewee talks about sex as if he is actually getting some. Fool hasn't gotten laid since his baby was conceived.

[peewee's lovechild]

Marini, did you use up all the coke?

Fuck, you go through that Rev Midge goes through dog dicks.

[RashoFan]

I like how you applied it with your tongue.

And, that Lassie outfit didn't fool me . . . at all.
I've never seen a collie with a rack like that.
:flipoff




:lol
Good one..you chicken fucker...bwak bwak...

[mrsmaalox]

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Melmart1, mrsmaalox, marini martini, CuckingFunt, peewee's lovechild, Silver21_Black20, RashoFan, ggoose25

Well hello there :eyebrows
Is goose a boy?

[peewee's lovechild]

Same here. peewee talks about sex as if he is actually getting some. Fool hasn't gotten laid since his baby was conceived.

That day I concieved 149 other children, the one I'm waiting on is the only one I'm recognizing.

[marini martini]

:eyebrows :eyebrows :eyebrows

I heart us :toast

[Melmart1]

Same here. peewee talks about sex as if he is actually getting some. Fool hasn't gotten laid since his baby was conceived.
I love it when you are talking shit. It really turns me on.

[Melmart1]

Is goose a boy?
Fuck if I know. I was flirting with Sandra.

[peewee's lovechild]

:flipoff




:lol
Good one..you chicken fucker...bwak bwak...

"Easy Farva, easy!!"

I love that fucking scene.

But, yea, you can't hide that rack on a Lassie outfit.
It's just not possible.

[Silver21_Black20]

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Well hello there :eyebrows

I still wanna meet you Mel.

[marini martini]

Is goose a boy?

Does it matter, at this point? :lol

[RashoFan]

ggoose25...talk some shit or GTFO...:)

[peewee's lovechild]

I still wanna meet you Mel.

This is getting interesting.

Continue.

[peewee's lovechild]

ggoose25...talk some shit or GTFO...:)

goose is getting fucked by ducks at the moment.

Those fucking retards will do anything.

[Melmart1]

ggoose25...talk some shit or GTFO...:)
Learn your place, you stupid cunt. You don't regulate in this thread. Especially when you use GTFO, what kind of dumbass shit is that? And you don't follow a piss poor attempt at regulation with a fucking smiley face.

[RashoFan]

Sandra said "meet you Mel", Not "eat you Mel".....you dipshit.

[peewee's lovechild]

Marini, Squid's cousin (Octupus) want's in on the next sex fest as well.

Can you handle it?

[Silver21_Black20]

ggoose25...talk some shit or GTFO...:)

Ugh!

Do you have to put the smiley face after you say that?

[Melmart1]

Sandra said "meet you Mel", Not "eat you Mel".....you dipshit.
Midge better hope I never meet her or else those both will happen and I will ruin her for all men.

[peewee's lovechild]

Learn your place, you stupid cunt. You don't regulate in this thread. Especially when you use GTFO, what kind of dumbass shit is that? And you don't follow a piss poor attempt at regulation with a fucking smiley face.

Regulators . . . let's ride!!

What's with all this "regulate" bullshit??
Fuck that.

[CuckingFunt]

I wanna get crazy.

[mrsmaalox]

Marini, could you please explain the "do what you boom" business with JT? I lost it right around the tucking socks under part!

[peewee's lovechild]

Midge better hope I never meet her or else those both will happen and I will ruin her for all men.

You must have an African fertility dildo.

[RashoFan]

Learn your place, you stupid cunt. You don't regulate in this thread. Especially when you use GTFO, what kind of dumbass shit is that? And you don't follow a piss poor attempt at regulation with a fucking smiley face.
I know...my place is atop of the pillar that Peewee places me on the worship day and night....
Teach me to regulate OH High Regulator of the Quattro

[CuckingFunt]

Midge better hope I never meet her or else those both will happen and I will ruin her for all men.
I'm okay with that plan.

[peewee's lovechild]

I demand for all the chicks in this forum to show me their tits in person, and without hesitation, when I get to 10,000 posts.

This must be done, for the sake of all mankind.

[RashoFan]

Ugh!

Do you have to put the smiley face after you say that?
Yes...until we have a :tard smiley for me to use.... :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

I know...my place is atop of the pillar that Peewee places me on the worship day and night....
Teach me to regulate OH High Regulator of the Quattro
:lmao




Oh, fuck.

:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

I demand for all the chicks in this forum to show me their tits in person, and without hesitation, when I get to 10,000 posts.

This must be done, for the sake of all mankind.
And what do we get in return?

[midgetonadonkey]

I know...my place is atop of the pillar that Peewee places me on the worship day and night....
Teach me to regulate OH High Regulator of the Quattro

Being atop peewee's pillar is nothing to brag about. He puts dirty sewer skanks on that same pillar.

[Melmart1]

I know...my place is atop of the pillar that Peewee places me on the worship day and night....
Teach me to regulate OH High Regulator of the Quattro
You are bragging about peewee worshipping you? :lol Just don't cut yourself on the empty shiner bottles surrounding that pillar when he dumps you to go back to his one true love, gapebeeigh.

[marini martini]

Marini, could you please explain the "do what you boom" business with JT? I lost it right around the tucking socks under part!


Oh Tay, here we go................................................ ..............................

Boom Diddy, Boom Diddy, Boom what you did to me :toast

Something my Mother sang to me at bed time, a verry long time ago.

Along with "take me out to the Ballgame" :toast

[midgetonadonkey]

And what do we get in return?

Please don't whip yours out. You might bruise your shins.

[RashoFan]

I wanna get crazy.
Get crazy...get wild ... get stupid.. and get naked cause I don't think anyone has streaked in the Quttro yet...

[peewee's lovechild]

For it is said in the Book of Midge, "The PeeWee shall have the privelege of the mamaries for when he speaketh for the 10,000th time. All wimmens are obligated to sacrifice their bare breasts for The PeeWee. Thusly, peace for all mankind will begin."

[Silver21_Black20]

I demand for all the chicks in this forum to show me their tits in person, and without hesitation, when I get to 10,000 posts.

This must be done, for the sake of all mankind.

Geez, you are desperate.

Greasy Mexican!

[peewee's lovechild]

I know...my place is atop of the pillar that Peewee places me on the worship day and night....
Teach me to regulate OH High Regulator of the Quattro

You're on to something here.

But, how gives a fuck about regulating the Quattro and all that shit.
Fuck, there was nothing but happy horseshit today from the so called regulators.

Fuck it, do what you want.
Show your titties, you know you want to!!!!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

You are bragging about peewee worshipping you? :lol Just don't cut yourself on the empty shiner bottles surrounding that pillar when he dumps you to go back to his one true love, gapebeeigh.
There you go with the gape references, again.

Don't make me have to punish you. :eyebrows

[RashoFan]

Being atop peewee's pillar is nothing to brag about. He puts dirty sewer skanks on that same pillar.
I was wondering WHAT THE FUCK THAT SMELL WAS!!! :vomit:

[midgetonadonkey]

Get crazy...get wild ... get stupid.. and get naked cause I don't think anyone has streaked in the Quttro yet...

Yeah because streaking on an internet message board is really possible.

[peewee's lovechild]

And what do we get in return?

Salvation.

[Silver21_Black20]

Get crazy...get wild ... get stupid.. and get naked cause I don't think anyone has streaked in the Quttro yet...

No one needs to streak in the Quattro.

[peewee's lovechild]

Being atop peewee's pillar is nothing to brag about. He puts dirty sewer skanks on that same pillar.

They aint dirty.

They're missunderstood.

[Melmart1]

There you go with the gape references, again.

Don't make me have to punish you. :eyebrows
GAPE

[CuckingFunt]

Get crazy...get wild ... get stupid.. and get naked cause I don't think anyone has streaked in the Quttro yet...
I streak the Quattro all the time.

[Melmart1]

I was wondering WHAT THE FUCK THAT SMELL WAS!!! :vomit:
I thought the smell was you spreading your labia. Again.

[peewee's lovechild]

Geez, you are desperate.

Greasy Mexican!

I'm not greasy!!

Fuck!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Please don't whip yours out. You might bruise your shins.

:wtf? This is how I feel every time you address me. I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

[peewee's lovechild]

There you go with the gape references, again.

Don't make me have to punish you. :eyebrows

You could fit an anvil in that gape.

I've seen it.
I promise.

[peewee's lovechild]

No one needs to streak in the Quattro.

I better put my clothes back on.

[RashoFan]

I thought the smell was you spreading your labia. Again.
You have me confused with someone who actually has sex.

[peewee's lovechild]

I streak the Quattro all the time.

That explains so much.

[Silver21_Black20]

You're on to something here.

But, how gives a fuck about regulating the Quattro and all that shit.
Fuck, there was nothing but happy horseshit today from the so called regulators.

Fuck it, do what you want.
Show your titties, you know you want to!!!!!!!!!

Regulating is a necessity in this thread cause fuckers like you bring all their Happy HorseShit, boring Bullshit in here.

[RashoFan]

good times....temporary lay offs....good times....

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought the smell was you spreading your labia. Again.

Her labia probably smell like roses and lavender.

As a matter of fact, I'd like to bronze them whenever she's done with them.

[mrsmaalox]

I thought the smell was you spreading your labia. Again.

Ew

[Silver21_Black20]

I better put my clothes back on.

You may need to get a clean shirt, I'm sure you got it all greasy as you took it off.

[CuckingFunt]

GAPE
You asked for it...

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5568/bettiepagespank01gn8.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

peewee is usually about this greasy.

http://www.practicaltruisms.com/Images/Taceva%20Page%20Images/OilFace1.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

Regulating is a necessity in this thread cause fuckers like you bring all their Happy HorseShit, boring Bullshit in here.

Fuck all that.

I went through 10 pages of high school chatter about fucking Christmas and what people got and what shopping they were going to do and . . . . . .

Fuck all that, and that was the "regulators" fucking spreading that happy horseshit.

So, fuck it all.

[Melmart1]

You have me confused with someone who actually has sex.
Then I guess you are in the same boat with peewee. In fact, now that I think about it, you are the female version of peewee. You are both eternally horny, throw yourselves at anything with a pulse, crave the cock and annoy the fuck out of everyone. And you both have titties, too.

[peewee's lovechild]

You may need to get a clean shirt, I'm sure you got it all greasy as you took it off.

Men lactate when they're under extreme pressure.

[RashoFan]

That looks very greasy...ugh

[mrsmaalox]

peewee is usually about this greasy.

http://www.practicaltruisms.com/Images/Taceva%20Page%20Images/OilFace1.jpg

That looks more "vasoline-y"

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck all that.

I went through 10 pages of high school chatter about fucking Christmas and what people got and what shopping they were going to do and . . . . . .

Fuck all that, and that was the "regulators" fucking spreading that happy horseshit.

So, fuck it all.

So because you read about Christmas chatter we have to put up with your lame flirtations with fat middle aged women?

[marini martini]

I'm not greasy!!

Fuck!!!


Yes you really are!

Let's just say juicy, instead :toast

[midgetonadonkey]

That looks more "vasoline-y"

Kinda like your asshole?

[peewee's lovechild]

Then I guess you are in the same boat with peewee. In fact, now that I think about it, you are the female version of peewee. You are both eternally horny, throw yourselves at anything with a pulse, crave the cock and annoy the fuck out of everyone. And you both have titties, too.

As opposed to you not having much in terms of titties?

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck all that.

I went through 10 pages of high school chatter about fucking Christmas and what people got and what shopping they were going to do and . . . . . .

Fuck all that, and that was the "regulators" fucking spreading that happy horseshit.

So, fuck it all.

Better than reading you e-fuck bitches. Tubby!

[RashoFan]

Then I guess you are in the same boat with peewee. In fact, now that I think about it, you are the female version of peewee. You are both eternally horny, throw yourselves at anything with a pulse, crave the cock and annoy the fuck out of everyone. And you both have titties, too.
Good argument there...BUT MY Tits are so much nicer than PeeWee's.

[Melmart1]

Kinda like your asshole?
Nah, that's anal-eze

[midgetonadonkey]

Good argument there...BUT MY Tits are so much nicer than PeeWee's.

I'd say they are about the same.

[peewee's lovechild]

So because you read about Christmas chatter we have to put up with your lame flirtations with fat middle aged women?

Pretty much.
You'd have to take it no matter what.

I'm doing it for science.

[Melmart1]

Good argument there...BUT MY Tits are so much nicer than PeeWee's.
Nothing to brag about.

[RashoFan]

AND I have choosen NOT to have sex for now...Peewee just can't laid.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yes you really are!

Let's just say juicy, instead :toast

Well, that's a whole other topic.

[mrsmaalox]

Kinda like your asshole?

Why? Why?

[Melmart1]

So because you read about Christmas chatter we have to put up with your lame flirtations with fat middle aged women?
If you put him on ignore, you don't have to read that shit. Works for me :toast

[peewee's lovechild]

Better than reading you e-fuck bitches. Tubby!

You know you like it, Jolly Green.

[CuckingFunt]

Why? Why?
Because it's the fucking Quattro, that's why.

Fuck.

[peewee's lovechild]

Good argument there...BUT MY Tits are so much nicer than PeeWee's.

They are, mine have hair.

[peewee's lovechild]

AND I have choosen NOT to have sex for now...Peewee just can't laid.

Have you not read about my sex fest exploits with marini??

[RashoFan]

They are, mine have hair.
Try nair...it works for ashbeeigh's chest hair

[midgetonadonkey]

Daniel LaRusso is gonna fight?

Daniel La Russo is gonna fight!

[peewee's lovechild]

If you put him on ignore, you don't have to read that shit. Works for me :toast

Blah, blah, fuckity blah.

[midgetonadonkey]

Why? Why?

Because you like get shit on. That's why.

[Silver21_Black20]

You know you like it, Jolly Green.

That's Shoog's material, get your own.

[peewee's lovechild]

Try nair...it works for ashbeeigh's chest hair

That shit will burn my nipples.

Fuck that.

[peewee's lovechild]

Daniel LaRusso is gonna fight?

Daniel La Russo is gonna fight!

La Russo is a fucking pussy.

[CuckingFunt]

That's Shoog's material, get your own.
Fucking usurper.

[RashoFan]

Have you not read about my sex fest exploits with marini??
Sorry I thought you were writing a fictional article for playgirl magazine

[Melmart1]

That's Shoog's material, get your own.
He is always stealing shit. Peewee is the Carlos Mencia of the Quattro.

[midgetonadonkey]

La Russo is a fucking pussy.

Yes he is.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's Shoog's material, get your own.

I didn't see you hanging from Shoog's cock.

I'll try harder next time, girafita.

[Melmart1]

He is always stealing shit. Peewee is the Carlos Mencia of the Quattro.
I wonder if his real name is Ned and he is Honduran.

[mrsmaalox]

Because you like get shit on. That's why.

Who told you that? I like alot of stuff but that is not one.

[Silver21_Black20]

He is always stealing shit. Peewee is the Carlos Mencia of the Quattro.

I think he called me Jolly Green cause he is a storied character.

[midgetonadonkey]

Who told you that? I like alot of stuff but that is not one.

I'm sure you like a lot of stuff Bea Arthur.

[CuckingFunt]

I think he called me Jolly Green cause he is a storied character.
:lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

Fucking usurper.

Fucking ___________.

(fill in the fucking blank)

[Melmart1]

I think he called me Jolly Green cause he is a storied character.
These jokes never get old :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Sorry I thought you were writing a fictional article for playgirl magazine

Honey, the only fiction is in the names . . . to protect the innocent.

[Silver21_Black20]

I didn't see you hanging from Shoog's cock.

I'll try harder next time, girafita.

In English, you oily prick.

[peewee's lovechild]

He is always stealing shit. Peewee is the Carlos Mencia of the Quattro.

You're the fucking Kathy Griffin of the Quattro.

[CuckingFunt]

Fucking ___________.

(fill in the fucking blank)
Cunt?

Whore?

Bitch?

[midgetonadonkey]

Honey, the only fiction is in the names . . . to protect the innocent.

The innocent rape victims or the innocent underaged boys?

[peewee's lovechild]

In English, you oily prick.

No undertanding Spanish??

I guess the brain didn't grow in proportion to the rest of you.

[Sophia Petrillo]

I'm sure you like a lot of stuff Bea Arthur.
What do you know about Bea Arthur?

[mrsmaalox]

I'm sure you like a lot of stuff Bea Arthur.

So do you Dom Deluise.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fucking ___________.

(fill in the fucking blank)

Fucking on a bed?

Fucking in a car?

Fucking pop tart burned?

Fucking toe nail got caught on the carpet?

[peewee's lovechild]

The innocent rape victims or the innocent underaged boys?

That shit was said in confession!!!!!!!!

Fuck!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Cunt?

Whore?

Bitch?

The list goes on.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fucking on a bed?

Fucking in a car?

Fucking pop tart burned?

Fucking toe nail got caught on the carpet?


Fucking acid fart.
Fucking pussy fart.
Fucking rectal itch.
Fucking midget bitch.

[marini martini]

Why? Why?


Quit being mean to her!!!

Pee Wee, Mel, Funt, Rasho & me have been entertained at her place, with the best possible wine & leagal drugs in the world :toast

[Silver21_Black20]

No undertanding Spanish??

I guess the brain didn't grow in proportion to the rest of you.

The same way your cock didn't grow in proprtion to the rest of you.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fucking cat ate my sandwich.
Fucking taco bell is closed.
Fucking arm pit won't quit itching.

[peewee's lovechild]

So do you Dom Deluise.

That's a little late 70s/early 80s of you.

You should've gone with John Popper . . . or just fat fucken mexican.

[midgetonadonkey]

Quit being mean to her!!!

Pee Wee, Mel, Funt, Rasho & me have been entertained at her place, with the best possible wine & leagal drugs in the world :toast

Fuck you.

[CuckingFunt]

Quit being mean to her!!!

Pee Wee, Mel, Funt, Rasho & me have been entertained at her place, with the best possible wine & leagal drugs in the world :toast
Please don't involve me in your DT fantasies.

Thanks.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's a little late 70s/early 80s of you.

You should've gone with John Popper . . . or just fat fucken mexican.

She was in her early 40's during that period so those are the only references she knows.

[peewee's lovechild]

The same way your cock didn't grow in proprtion to the rest of you.

Touche.

I hate you SillyBlack.

[mrsmaalox]

She was in her early 40's during that period so those are the only references she knows.
No he was the only dumb fat guy I could think of.

[Silver21_Black20]

Quit being mean to her!!!

Pee Wee, Mel, Funt, Rasho & me have been entertained at her place, with the best possible wine & leagal drugs in the world :toast

Fuck you!

[peewee's lovechild]

Please don't involve me in your DT fantasies.

Thanks.

What if she threw in a lesbian Jesus, or a hermaphodite Jesus.

That just might intrigue you.

[Melmart1]

No he was the only dumb fat guy I could think of.
The name Peewee didn't occur to you?

[peewee's lovechild]

She was in her early 40's during that period so those are the only references she knows.

Hahahaha.

Period.

[mrsmaalox]

The same way your cock didn't grow in proprtion to the rest of you.
ooh, good one!