Free Quattro Razor (12)

[midgetonadonkey]

I feel like a taco.

[Squid]

From this day forward I shall only wear one shoe!

[Trainwreck2100]

I feel like a taco.

I had no idea tacos had feelings

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I had no idea tacos had feelings

Pink tacos have a lot of feeling.

Tasty, too.

[to21]

Pink tacos have a lot of feeling.

Tasty, too.

The pink puffy ones!

[RashoFan]

Pink tacos have a lot of feeling.

Tasty, too.


The pink puffy ones!

And what do you 2 know about pink tacos??? Don't try to tell anyone here that you learned all about them from me....cause it will never happen....

[RashoFan]

....unless I am really, really, really drunk! :drunk

[CuckingFunt]

Snakes.
Good point.

[Squid]

Tacos!

[Squid]

CuckingFunt, you fucking whore. I miss swimming around in your uterus.

[CuckingFunt]

CuckingFunt, you fucking whore. I miss swimming around in your uterus.
I'm sorry, Squid lover. It took me a while to recover from the last time they had to surgically remove your tentacles.

[CuckingFunt]

I am very, very, very awake for some reason.

[Squid]

bloop bloop

[RashoFan]

Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing
You speak of my love like
You have experienced love like mine before
But this is not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight

[Squid]

Shut the hell up.

[CuckingFunt]

Shut the hell up.
To whom are you speaking?

[RashoFan]

All I really want is some peace man
a place to find a common ground
And all I really want is a wavelength
All I really want is some comfort
A way to get my hands untied
And all I really want is some justice...

[Squid]

To whom are you speaking?

Rashofan. The bitch is annoying.

[CuckingFunt]

Rashofan. The bitch is annoying.
Oh. Okay.

Carry on.

[RashoFan]

Rashofan. The bitch is annoying.
So put me on ignore you dumb fuck head piece of shit shark bait

[Squid]

So put me on ignore you dumb fuck head piece of shit shark bait

Don't think you can speak to me this way. Even I am a Quattro elder. You are not.

[CuckingFunt]

Melmart!!

YAY!!!!

[RashoFan]

Carry on.
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/tim_gunn_250x320.jpg

[Melmart1]

So when Rashofan has nobody th throw herself at, she resorts to copying batman by posting lyrics or some shit. Do you have an original thought in your head, or did all those years of head bangs on headboards and donkey punching finally get the best of you?

[RashoFan]

Don't think you can speak to me this way. Even I am a Quattro elder. You are not.
Go ink yourself

[CuckingFunt]

I have been awake for... roughly 19 1/2 hours.

[RashoFan]

So when Rashofan has nobody th throw herself at, she resorts to copying batman by posting lyrics or some shit. Do you have an original thought in your head, or did all those years of head bangs on headboards and donkey punching finally get the best of you?
:lol

[RashoFan]

I just have random thoughts so I post here in the oringinal Random thought thread...

[CuckingFunt]

Can I stock up on Mel at the local MelMart?

[RashoFan]

Can I stock up on Mel at the local MelMart?
When Is your birthday? Maybe some one will send you a gift card from "Melmart".

[mrsmaalox]

So when Rashofan has nobody th throw herself at, she resorts to copying batman by posting lyrics or some shit. Do you have an original thought in your head, or did all those years of head bangs on headboards and donkey punching finally get the best of you?

There has been much too much talk of "donkey punching" lately.

[RashoFan]

There has been much too much talk of "donkey punching" lately.
I know...can we stop with the donkey puching, beating a dead horse and the rest of the Shenanigans?

[CuckingFunt]

Too much talk of donkey punching? Such a thing is impossible.

[RashoFan]

Any one else watch Ghost Hunters?

[Melmart1]

I know...can we stop with the donkey puching, beating a dead horse and the rest of the Shenanigans?
You want to talk about beating a dead horse? All you come in here and do is repeat your stupid schtick constantly. Its disgusting. I would rather talk about anything than have to read more of your drivel.

[RashoFan]

You want to talk about beating a dead horse? All you come in here and do is repeat your stupid schtick constantly. Its disgusting. I would rather talk about anything than have to read more of your drivel.

Any one else watch Ghost Hunters?
Have you watched Travel Channel's Most Haunted?

[to21]

I got way too drunk, too damn early.

[RashoFan]

Ghost Hunters (They used to be TAPS) did some investgation onboard the Lexington in Corpus. Kinda cool show.

[RashoFan]

I got way too drunk, too damn early.
too damn easy...

[to21]

too damn easy...
Wait.

Who's easy me or you?

:drunk

[to21]

These assholes ate all my oranges for my Blue Moon.

[mrsmaalox]

These assholes ate all my oranges for my Blue Moon.

I had my first BlueMoon with orange a couple of weeks ago. Different.

[RashoFan]

What does oranges and a BlueMoon have to do with each other?

[to21]

I had my first BlueMoon with orange a couple of weeks ago. Different.
Yeah I guess it sounds gay to put a orange in a beer, but god damn if it don't make this shit good.

:drunk

[RashoFan]

I'm going to bed...night night you ______.
Fill in the blank, I am too tired to do it my damn self...

[to21]

I'm going to bed...night night you ______.
Fill in the blank, I am too tired to do it my damn self...
I'm going to bed...night night, you can come to my house and break you off a piece, clean up when ur done.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Have you tried Harvest Moon? Or Full Moon?

Full Moon easily rivals Sam Adams Winter Brew for the greatest Winter Brew of all time

[to21]

Have you tried Harvest Moon? Or Full Moon?

Full Moon easily rivals Sam Adams Winter Brew for the greatest Winter Brew of all time
I have had Full moon and Rising moon before and liked them both.

Have yet to try a Harvest moon.

[ShoogarBear]

Can I stock up on Mel at the local MelMart?www.melmart.com

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

...where men play

http://www.bearforest.com/bforest.htm


And who could forget:

http://www.dcbearclub.org/

[ShoogarBear]

...where men play

http://www.bearforest.com/bforest.htm


And who could forget:

http://www.dcbearclub.org/Who could have known six weeks ago that the Skins might be making the playoffs but the Lions wouldn't?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Who could have known six weeks ago that the Skins might be making the playoffs but the Lions wouldn't?


Skins have been quite the surprise. I've met Todd Collins and his wife on several occasions. Good people.

Lions? Playoffs? Nah, not even six weeks ago did I think they were good enough. Only the Lions can go from 3 to 7 wins and find a way to crush their fans. Again.

[timvp]

I own you timvp.True.

:depressed

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Where's my trophy?

[jman3000]

new years rocks my socks.

there's just something special about blowing shit up.

[CuckingFunt]

jman moidered the Quattro.

[ShoogarBear]

But he did not shoot the deputy.

[RashoFan]

Wasssappennnninnggg?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://lh5.google.com/John.M.Luker/R3ZRsynbdII/AAAAAAAAAbE/4VMWhsil_4s/s400/Nomoarintertub128434097858083845.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

For CF:

Just read, Dita Von Teese single again.

[Squid]

I don't find her attractive.

[Squid]

Nevermind. I take that back.

[Melmart1]

Dita Von Teese is hot. I would keep her under my sheets for as long as possible.

[RashoFan]

I googled Dita Von Teese. I had now idea who she is and that she was married to MM. Wow! She has one of those faces that I would categorize as a classic beauty. I love the red lipstick color she wears. If only I could look like her on one of her bad days...:wow

[Kori Ellis]

Interesting.

I think her face is f'ugly.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I'm not into the albino look.

[midgetonadonkey]

Shoot'em Up is the most retarded movie I've seen in years. I only made it through half of it.

[midgetonadonkey]

He delivers a baby during a shoot out. Fucking laaaaaame.

[midgetonadonkey]

The greatest line in any song is from CB4's Sweat of my Balls.

I got bitches on my dick like a human shish kabob.

[midgetonadonkey]

Peewee's Lovechild is officially a daddy now.

[midgetonadonkey]

He had his kid earlier today.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Does the kid have a bad back?

[ShoogarBear]

Boy, girl, or neuter?

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm sure it will. I'm a little upset that he didn't save me the afterbirth.

[midgetonadonkey]

Boy, girl, or neuter?

I think it's a little of both.

[RashoFan]

When he gives his new baby a bottle, someone should check it for Shiner Bock. :drunk

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you suggesting that he would give his newborn baby alcohol?

[RashoFan]

Are you suggesting that he would give his newborn baby alcohol?
He appreciates the fine beverage that is known as Shiner Bock, he may try to share his appreciation of that beverage with his male heir about 21years too soon.

[midgetonadonkey]

He would have to have a male heir first.

[RashoFan]

He would have to have a male heir first.
Apologies to the Reverend, I misread the post...I thought it was metioned he had a son. I went to Lee, I can't read half the time and count the rest of the time.

[Melmart1]

He would have to have a male heir first.
God forbid. One spawn is enough, I think.

[mrsmaalox]

I wonder if Peewee passed out in the delivery room.

[midgetonadonkey]

No he didn't.

[mrsmaalox]

Good. Reverend will you be performing the christening?

[midgetonadonkey]

I just might.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Wait until she discovers boys.
peewee will have to spend all his time protecting his daughter from guys like himself.
Ah, the irony.....

[mrsmaalox]

I just might.

I think a "special" ceremony is in order!

[RashoFan]

Wait until she discovers boys.
peewee will have to spend all his time protecting his daughter from guys like himself.
Ah, the irony.....
Karma can be a bitch too.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I don't know if RashoFan's new avatar is fitting
I liked it better when angellov had it as a sig

[RashoFan]

I don't know if RashoFan's new avatar is fitting
I liked it better when angellov had it as a sig
I prefer to have the avatar show the sword in her hand but I could not resize it to fit. If I find something that I like better, I will update it.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Exactly. The sword helps make the picture what it is. Without the sword the picture is analagous to a neogoth that wears clothes from Hot Topic, doesn't listen to industrial, and actually has a pretty good life.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Exactly. The sword helps make the picture what it is. Without the sword the picture is analagous to a neogoth that wears clothes from Hot Topic, doesn't listen to industrial, and actually has a pretty good life.

Yeah.
Why did you get rid of the Barbie doll flipping the world the bird, Beckie?
That av was great!

[ashbeeigh]

god damnit. If you don't like her avatar turn the fuckers off and shut the hell up.


jesus fucking christ.

[ashbeeigh]

I may be a little drunk.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Shut the fuck up. ghastly.


I may be more drunk than you.


But you should still STFU regardless.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

god damnit. If you don't like her avatar turn the fuckers off and shut the hell up.


jesus fucking christ.



ash if you ever talk to me in that tone again i will march over to your apartment and give you a spanking

[CuckingFunt]

For CF:

Just read, Dita Von Teese single again.
This is good to know.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

This "Shovel Headed Kill Machine" cd from Exodus is pretty damn good, I must say.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

does anyone else think the updated spurstalk club banner looks like 2blonde is assraping mouse, having a fun time doing it, while holding a weapon in each hand?

Mouse is getting it so hard that he's doubled over throwing up

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

does anyone else think the updated spurstalk club banner looks like 2blonde is assraping mouse, having a fun time doing it, while holding a weapon in each hand?

Mouse is getting it so hard that he's doubled over throwing up

I just threw up a lot in my mouth.

[RashoFan]

Or perhaps he is saying "Thank you Mistress, don't stop."

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Is Jman still trying to get on Craigslist's Missed Connections?

[midgetonadonkey]

sticky?

[RashoFan]

Buns?

[RashoFan]

Fingers?

[RashoFan]

notes?

[RashoFan]

situation?

[RashoFan]

...

[RashoFan]

BALLS (http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Sticky+Balls)

[RashoFan]

so now I know the way to get that to work...yeah me! :rolleyes

[midgetonadonkey]

good lord

[RashoFan]

At what time and date in 2008 will the Quattro split?
I say Jan 2 at 0138 am.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck damn shit crap. I have the hiccups for the third time today.

[RashoFan]

fuck damn shit crap. I have the hiccups for the third time today.
Try a spoonful of sugar with a sip of water.

[ashbeeigh]

Try a spoonful of sugar with a sip of water.

I actually did. And peanut butter, and holding my breathe while drinking water. Nothing is helping.

[RashoFan]

holding my head underwater. Nothing is helping.
Many here would be dissappointed...

[RashoFan]

On a serious note...sorry the sugar didn't help, usually helps get rid of my hiccups.

[ashbeeigh]

Many here would be dissappointed...


mmm.. I see what you did there.

[RashoFan]

mmm.. I see what you did there.
I know...it was too easy. Besides, someone here could twist it a whole lot meaner...

[midgetonadonkey]

Try getting pissed on.

[Melmart1]

Try a cock in the back of your throat.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Try a cock in the back of your throat.

That would be quite dangerous -- I would think -- to have somebody that has both hiccups and a cock in their mouth.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

*Hic* *Knobgobble* *Hic* *Knobgobble* *Hic* *Goddamnit!*

[Melmart1]

That would be quite dangerous -- I would think -- to have somebody that has both hiccups and a cock in their mouth.
You realize she only has two teeth left from being donkey punched so much, right?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You realize she only has two teeth left from being donkey punched so much, right?

He seems to handle that carrot okay.

j9pINABSofo

[midgetonadonkey]

ashbeeigh is one of the bitches on 4girlsfingerpaint.com

[midgetonadonkey]

How about gargling some shit in your mouth bitch. Fucking cunt.

[RashoFan]

Todd...whatcha doing biznitch??

[Melmart1]

He seems to handle that carrot okay.

j9pINABSofo
Well, the teeth aren't necessarily in the front. That is where she gets punched the most, I would imagine.

[RashoFan]

Reverend...
Melamart....
...greetings

[Silver21_Black20]

Todd...whatcha doing biznitch??

Who says biznitch?

Geez . . . I'm losing my patience with these people.

[RashoFan]

I say biznitch and sometimes if the mood stikes me...I say panerch.

[RashoFan]

The history channel has some very interesting shows....Tonight, how the Earth was formed.

[Silver21_Black20]

The history channel has some very interesting shows....Tonight, how the Earth was formed.

Hmmm . . . that's what we are watching too.

[mrsmaalox]

For me, Sundays are strictly "Law & Order, CI". But I usually call it "Law & Order, Cutie Pie" because of Vincent D'Onofrio!

[midgetonadonkey]

For me, Sundays are strictly "Law & Order, CI". But I usually call it "Law & Order, Cutie Pie" because of Vincent D'Onofrio!

Would you let him shit on you?

[mrsmaalox]

Rashofan, I just saw in the newspaper that it is Mike Nesmith's and Davy Jones' birthday; did you celebrate?

[mrsmaalox]

Would you let him shit on you?

....thinking about it.......

[RashoFan]

Hmmm . . . that's what we are watching too.
Interesting shit. Now the continents are splinting apart from the Panagea supercontinent, which before was the Rodinia supercontinent...

[RashoFan]

Rashofan, I just saw in the newspaper that it is Mike Nesmith's and Davy Jones' birthday; did you celebrate?
meh...sorta of. Just listened to a couple of songs and googled images of what Mike looks like now. Shit, he is older than my mom...

[mrsmaalox]

meh...sorta of. Just listened to a couple of songs and googled images of what Mike looks like now. Shit, he is older than my mom...
Does he look good? It's a strange thing, but every year old guys look better and better to me! :lol

[RashoFan]

growing up when i did, I still can see how he looks as a 20-30 year man he once was. He looks good, considering the drugs that was used during their heyday. He has got a little pudge around the middle, but not too bad.

[CuckingFunt]

Oh my fucking god.

[ShoogarBear]

Oh my fucking god.I don't remember sending you a PM. :wtf

[Insomniac]

zucchini bread is a great snack.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Fuck having to work on New Year's Eve.
There, I said it.

[RashoFan]

Fuck having to work on New Year's Eve.
There, I said it.
I may go to my FD and shoot off fire works...I may have a drink or 2 after all that.

[The Sun]

Fuck having to work on New Year's Eve.
There, I said it.

I have to be at work FIRST thing in the morning. It sucks!!


But it'll be a great day!!

[RashoFan]

I have to be at work FIRST thing in the morning. It sucks!!


But it'll be a great day!!
And where were you first thing THIS morning??? Lazy piece of shit, fat ass star.... :pctoss

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yeah, screw you, Sun.

I've been at work for five hours and still have seven more to go.

[mrsmaalox]

Hi Rashofan! I keep "popping" in hoping to run into a friend I haven't chatted with in awhile, but they are never here. Anyway, each time I check that "goodbye 2007" thread you started; and now I'm getting weepier after reading them, so I wanted to tell you that because of you and your stupid thread I may have to start drinking NOW! If anything happens to me it's on your head! HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR! :toast

[RashoFan]

Hi Rashofan! I keep "popping" in hoping to run into a friend I haven't chatted with in awhile, but they are never here. Anyway, each time I check that "goodbye 2007" thread you started; and now I'm getting weepier after reading them, so I wanted to tell you that because of you and your stupid thread I may have to start drinking NOW! If anything happens to me it's on your head! HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR! :toast
Yeah well have a fucking drink for me....here is to more hours in therapy in 2008! :toast :drunk
Happy Fucking New Year to you to dear.

[Kori Ellis]

Important Announcement - http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=84218

[RashoFan]

I'm off to go blow shit up...Happy MotherFucking New Year to all the pimps and hoes. May next year bring bigger and badder smack from each of us. :smokin








Seriously though...Happy New Year y'all. Be safe and may 2008 be a whole lot better than 2007 :toast

[samikeyp]

:toast

[The Sun]

Good morning to a great 2008!!! Start the year out right by sharing a smile!!

[Silver21_Black20]

This was one of the best New Year's I've ever had.

And no hangover! :drunk

[ashbeeigh]

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v142/193/89/8638838/n8638838_39775784_3467.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v140/214/5/644125706/n644125706_1412332_1528.jpg

[Silver21_Black20]

I want my username to be the Quattro thread starter.

[ashbeeigh]

I want my username to be the Quattro thread starter.

I'd gladly turn it over, if I could figure out how.

[ashbeeigh]

And damn. I like this one the best so far:

http://photos-646.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v79/95/61/608396646/n608396646_104385_9702.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v140/214/5/644125706/n644125706_1412332_1528.jpgif only there was a mute button on the woman's

[mrsmaalox]

if only there was a mute button on the woman's

And a "smart button" on the man's!! :lol

[RashoFan]

And a "smart button" on the man's!! :lol
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnn nn :smokin

:lmao

[LaMarcus Bryant]

i'd like to add a no gag reflex button on the women's

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l107/ppauls/post/callofdutywomen.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/2736/pbf238capitalpunishmentlr8.jpg

[ATRAIN]

I want my username to be the Quattro thread starter.


I agree

[RashoFan]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l107/ppauls/post/callofdutywomen.jpg
Fuck...Trainwreck lives.....

[to21]

Hair of the dog doesn't work for more than one day.

meh.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I want a Sirius Stiletto 2.

[ashbeeigh]

I want a Sirius Stiletto 2.


we all want lots of things in this world. It doesn't always mean we get what we want.

[ashbeeigh]

or maybe just in your case.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

or maybe just in your case.

Um, considering all the extra time I worked this holiday season, I think I'll be getting the Stiletto 2 probably by mid-February if things work out the way I think they will.

[samikeyp]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 3 (2 members and 1 guests)
samikeyp, RashoFan+

How you doin'? :eyebrows

[RashoFan]

It is official...I am badass!!!


At least in my mind I am....Fuck it! I GOT THE POWER NOW!!!
Mwhahahah...mwhhahahahahaha.
:hat

[samikeyp]

Did you not have the power earlier?

[RashoFan]

I was working on obtaining the power...Right NOW I have THE POWER,

[samikeyp]

Power makes you even sexier.

[ashbeeigh]

I think I'll be getting the Stiletto 2 probably by mid-February if things work out the way I think they will.

Well congratulations.

[RashoFan]

Power makes you even sexier.
Which in itself, makes even MORE POWERFUL!
hahahahahahaah....

[mrsmaalox]

i'd like to add a no gag reflex button on the women's

And a "clit locator" button on the man's!

[ATRAIN]

i'd like to add a no gag reflex button on the women's


LOL

[ATRAIN]

And a "clit locator" button on the man's!


would that be an office max "easy" button? Oh wait isnt that Rashofan's button......ya know "easy".

[mrsmaalox]

would that be an office max "easy" button? Oh wait isnt that Rashofan's button......ya know "easy".

Don't you mess with her; she's got the power ya' know! :gpower

[ATRAIN]

Don't you mess with her; she's got the power ya' know! :gpower


Power??? I hate to break it to you, but PMS isn't power.

[mrsmaalox]

Power??? I hate to break it to you, but PMS isn't power.

You obviously haven't experienced how powerful PMS CAN be; ask any married guy! :lol

[RashoFan]

would that be an office max "easy" button? Oh wait isnt that Rashofan's button......ya know "easy".
Y'all say I'm easy....whatever. Now, as I recall the "OfficeMax" button is pretty big. Even IF my "button" or clit was that size, MOST of you guys STILL couldn't find the thing. Let us review....shall we?


And a "clit locator" button on the man's!
A necessity because the following is also a necessity.


And a "smart button" on the man's!! :lol

[batman2883]

casey jones is the man!!!

[batman2883]

so what did everyone do for new years???

I was with the love of my life!!!! Best New Year celebration ever!!

[RashoFan]

Power??? I hate to break it to you, but PMS isn't power.
My power isn't PMS....but it does start with a "P"........ :lol

[mrsmaalox]

RF: :lmao :tu

[RashoFan]

RF: :lmao :tu
Thank You my dear, thank you.

[ATRAIN]

My power isn't PMS....but it does start with a "P"........ :lol


I have the a Power that starts with a P...........PIMPSLAP...now where is my money ho!!

[RashoFan]

so what did everyone do for new years???

I was with the love of my life!!!! Best New Year celebration ever!!
I was too!! Wait, do vibrators count??? :oops

[mrsmaalox]

so what did everyone do for new years???

I was with the love of my life!!!! Best New Year celebration ever!!

Good way to start the new year! I spent a very traditional Yugoslavian New Year; suckling pig and lots (I mean HUGE) amounts of slivovitz :toast

[ATRAIN]

hey bat.......I got a new years resolution for you......try not to get shot in 08 :)

[RashoFan]

I have the a Power that starts with a P...........PIMPSLAP...now where is my money ho!!
Since when were you under the delusion that you owned my panoch???
:flipoff

[ATRAIN]

Since when were you under the delusion that you owned my panoch???
:flipoff


I just need 2 bucks and I can own it for a day. Got change for a 20?

[RashoFan]

Good way to start the new year! I spent a very traditional Yugoslavian New Year; SUCKING pig and lots (I mean HUGE) amounts of slivovitz :toast
I did not know the Yugo's were into beastality.... :oops

[RashoFan]

I just need 2 bucks and I can own it for a day. Got change for a 20?
Oh so NOW I am CHEAP and EASY??? :stfu

[ATRAIN]

I did not know the Yugo's were into beastality.... :oops


Speaking of which, im gonna need you to be the Donkey show fluffer next weekend........***PIMPSLAP*** now get that jaw loose ho!!

[RashoFan]

On a serious note, I thought Yugoslav's do not eat pork.

[ATRAIN]

Oh so NOW I am CHEAP and EASY??? :stfu


You need to learn your place and stop talking back.....Is Atrain going to have to choke a bitch??

[RashoFan]

Speaking of which, im gonna need you to be the Donkey show fluffer next weekend........***PIMPSLAP*** now get that jaw loose ho!!
Sorry, I have plans for the next 35 years and they do not include a donkey, or a show, now fluffer??? I will have to see if that is a required activity...

[RashoFan]

You need to learn your place and stop talking back.....Is Atrain going to have to choke a bitch??
Insert image of ATRAIN jerking off....

[ATRAIN]

Sorry, I have plans for the next 35 years and they do not include a donkey, or a show, now fluffer??? I will have to see if that is a required activity...


Your plans are what I say they are ***PIMPSLAP*** now stop being a defiant little ho and learn your place ****PIMPSLAP****

[ATRAIN]

Insert image of ATRAIN jerking off....


Am I going to have to drop your blowjob rate to .01 again? I think I like you better when your mouth is full!!

[RashoFan]

Your plans are what I say they are ***PIMPSLAP*** now stop being a defiant little ho and learn your place ****PIMPSLAP****
ATRAIN, why are you so angry? Did you mother not love you enough or pay any attention to you? You have the power to not victimize other women for mommy's mistakes. You have the power to not be a victim yourself.
We love you ATRAIN, with all your faults....WE LOVE YOU! :cry

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN, why are you so angry? Did you mother not love you enough or pay any attention to you? You have the power to not victimize other women for mommy's mistakes. You have the power to not be a victim yourself.
We love you ATRAIN, with all your faults....WE LOVE YOU! :cry


You know what they say........PIMPIN AIN't EASY.........now get to work ho. Of all my ho's you bring in the least amount of money. Especially now that pee wee's back is broken your going to have to work extra hard to meet your quota.

[mrsmaalox]

On a serious note, I thought Yugoslav's do not eat pork.

These Yugos do.

[mrsmaalox]

Insert image of ATRAIN jerking off....

No please don't. I don't have enough room in my head with all the images of Peewee.........

[RashoFan]

Listening to ATRAIN talking like a pimp reminds me of the movie Dr. Detriot for some odd reason.

[ATRAIN]

No please don't. I don't have enough room in my head with all the images of Peewee.........


Liar!!

[Melmart1]

Ugh. Stop acting like a bunch of idiots, will you? Arguing over RashoFan's power? The only power she has is to possibly bite down each time she has one of her john's in her mouth. That is the extent of her power. So stop pretending like its more.

[mrsmaalox]

ATRAIN, why are you so angry? Did you mother not love you enough or pay any attention to you? You have the power to not victimize other women for mommy's mistakes. You have the power to not be a victim yourself.
We love you ATRAIN, with all your faults....WE LOVE YOU! :cry

Wait a minute...Atrain has a mama?!

[mrsmaalox]

The only power she has is to possibly bite down each time she has one of her john's in her mouth.

I don't know, Mel, that sounds like ALOT of power to me!

[RashoFan]

I don't know, Mel, that sounds like ALOT of power to me!
As powerful as an alligator or a croc?

[ATRAIN]

Wait a minute...Atrain has a mama?!


I know you wanted the job but yes I do.

[ATRAIN]

Ugh. Stop acting like a bunch of idiots, will you? Arguing over RashoFan's power? The only power she has is to possibly bite down each time she has one of her john's in her mouth. That is the extent of her power. So stop pretending like its more.


That's no power.......on the corner my other ho's call her LOCKED JAW. Once a john is in her mouth her jaw cannot close.......so yes she gives messy head. Gives a whole new meaning to slobbing the knob.

[Melmart1]

I don't know, Mel, that sounds like ALOT of power to me!
I didn't say it wasn't a lot of power. I said it was her ONLY power. Nobody cares about power she has over a bunch of guys so cheap they can only afford a $2 hooker.

[CuckingFunt]

Well... this place has sucked the last couple of days.

[ATRAIN]

Well... this place has sucked the last couple of days.


yup I came back after a 4 day vacation and have read nothing but crap.

[ORION]

what did I miss that I don't care about ?

[ATRAIN]

what did I miss that I don't care about ?


Nothing much.......nothing worth going back to read.

[ORION]

Nothing much.......nothing worth going back to read.
I never do .....I never do.....

[ORION]

batman is it true you got new tap shoes for christmas

[ATRAIN]

batman is it true you got new tap shoes for christmas


I thought they were ballet slippers?

[ATRAIN]

Or maybe there were bulletproof tap shoes?

[ORION]

Ok for the reals this time. I do not want to work today

[ATRAIN]

Ok for the reals this time. I do not want to work today


Same here I know its a short week but i am already ready to go home.

[CuckingFunt]

Ok for the reals this time. I do not want to work today

Same here I know its a short week but i am already ready to go home.
Heh. Suckers.

[ORION]

Same here I know its a short week but i am already ready to go home.
my desk was filled with paperwork to go through. some doctors are complete dip sticks and make my job harder than it has to be. there are some good snacks available. on a sad note NFL Blitz is still broken :cry

[ATRAIN]

my desk was filled with paperwork to go through. some doctors are complete dip sticks and make my job harder than it has to be. there are some good snacks available. on a sad note NFL Blitz is still broken :cry


LOL yeah today feels like a monday, but its not so all is good. Im still a little hungover from new years.

[Silver21_Black20]

yup I came back after a 4 day vacation and have read nothing but crap.

I've read nothing but crap the last few posts and they have been by you, mrsmaalox and RashoFan. You guys suck.

[ATRAIN]

I've read nothing but crap the last few posts and they have been by you, mrsmaalox and RashoFan. You guys suck.


I was bored what can I say. No one else was on so I blame everyone else!! :flipoff

[ORION]

NO! WAIT! DON'T SIT DOWN YET CAT !! ---- :lol

http://www.cfa.org/breeds/profiles/jpgs-bob/osh.gif

[ATRAIN]

NO! WAIT! DON'T SIT DOWN YET CAT !! ---- :lol

http://www.cfa.org/breeds/profiles/jpgs-bob/osh.gif


LMAO

[Melmart1]

I was bored what can I say. No one else was on so I blame everyone else!! :flipoff
Boredom is not an excuse for adding to the lameness in here. It only sullies your reputation.

[ATRAIN]

Boredom is not an excuse for adding to the lameness in here. It only sullies your reputation.


My rep?? LMAO!! Well according to most posters in here no one really thinks much of it, so it really doesn't bother me.

[ORION]

man that cat is about to sit on his balls. that is funny

[ATRAIN]

man that cat is about to sit on his balls. that is funny


Speaking of Cats, any luck getting your stuffed one.

[ORION]

Speaking of Cats, any luck getting your stuffed one.
I think I'm going to start slow like a squirrel. then work my way up to the bobcat

[ATRAIN]

I think I'm going to start slow like a squirrel. then work my way up to the bobcat


LOL like the stuffed squirrel in Funny Farm.

[ORION]

freakin crap! is this day over yet ? I need to stop drinking Miller Lite. It messes with my stomach. Bud Lite used to do that so I changed to Miller Lite now Miller is doing it to me. I guess I'll go back to Bud

[ATRAIN]

freakin crap! is this day over yet ? I need to stop drinking Miller Lite. It messes with my stomach. Bud Lite used to do that so I changed to Miller Lite now Miller is doing it to me. I guess I'll go back to Bud


Gives you stomach aches?

[ORION]

Gives you stomach aches?
gives me the green apple splatters

[mrsmaalox]

I've read nothing but crap the last few posts and they have been by you, mrsmaalox and RashoFan. You guys suck.

Well excuse the fucking hell out of me. That's what you Quattro elite get when you run off and leave us to our own devices!!!

[ATRAIN]

gives me the green apple splatters


LOL