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[peewee's lovechild]

Hey this wasn't in the brochure you gave me at the airport

We stopped at #4 for the brochure.

Ink's expensive, bitch!!

[CuckingFunt]

That's because you're a slave to your cats.

Kill your cats and free yourself from the chains of stupidity and ignorance.
Your life will be better for it.
You will thank me.

Praise Brachmalan!!!!!!!
If that's the criteria, then all babies should be killed too.

[peewee's lovechild]

How can Midge be fucking it up? Wasn't it his idea in the first place?

You're a joke usurper.

Reverend Midge = The Pope

PeeWee's Lovechild (a.k.a. Deacon PeeWee) = The brains of the outfit

[peewee's lovechild]

If that's the criteria, then all babies should be killed too.

Babies are okay.
They're 10x better than cats.

[CuckingFunt]

Reverend Midge = The Pope

PeeWee's Lovechild (a.k.a. Deacon PeeWee) = The brains of the outfit
Usurper.

Midge said he was ordained and changed his name to Reverend Midge, and you jumped on the idea like it was the New York Yankees.

[florige]

Babies are okay.
They're 10x better than cats.


What about if they cry during the TDK Deacon??

[midgetonadonkey]

Usurper.

Midge said he was ordained and changed his name to Reverend Midge, and you jumped on the idea like it was the New York Yankees.

haha

[peewee's lovechild]

Usurper.

Midge said he was ordained and changed his name to Reverend Midge, and you jumped on the idea like it was the New York Yankees.

I could accuse you of the same thing with that last part of your statement.

[peewee's lovechild]

What about if they cry during the TDK Deacon??

That shit's not even funny.

I'll kill any baby doing that!!

[CuckingFunt]

I could accuse you of the same thing with that last part of your statement.
You could, except that I never claimed to have started the trend.

[peewee's lovechild]

You could, except that I never claimed to have started the trend.

Neither have I.

So, there.

[CuckingFunt]

Neither have I.

So, there.
You get worked up too quickly.

[peewee's lovechild]

You get worked up too quickly.

Yes, I have a hard on as we speak.

[CuckingFunt]

Yes, I have a hard on as we speak.
Watching a Brendan Frazier marathon?

[peewee's lovechild]

Watching a Brendan Frazier marathon?

Watching reruns of Pee Wee's Playhouse.

[CuckingFunt]

Watching reruns of Pee Wee's Playhouse.
Wishing you were Chairy again?

[peewee's lovechild]

Wishing you were Chairy again?

Wishing I could bang Chairy.
That bitch is hawt!!!!!!

Her eyelashes fucking turn me on!!

[CuckingFunt]

Wishing I could bang Chairy.
That bitch is hawt!!!!!!

Her eyelashes fucking turn me on!!
I thought you had a thing for Pteri.

[Kori Ellis]

So, the size restriction on avatars changed?

No, it's just because I uploaded it and added it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Wishing I could bang Chairy.
That bitch is hawt!!!!!!

Her eyelashes fucking turn me on!!

hawt?

What are you a 12 year old girl? Fucking homo. You are an embarrassment. Please don't ever refer to yourself as my deacon ever again.

Fucking queer.

[peewee's lovechild]

hawt?

What are you a 12 year old girl? Fucking homo. You are an embarrassment. Please don't ever refer to yourself as my deacon ever again.

Fucking queer.

Chairy is a girl.

The arm rests are titties.

[peewee's lovechild]

Please don't ever refer to yourself as my deacon ever again.

Apparently, good grammar isn't a prerequisite to being an ordained minister.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

hawt?

What are you a 12 year old girl? Fucking homo. You are an embarrassment. Please don't ever refer to yourself as my deacon ever again.

Fucking queer.
Damn, that's ruthless. I figured you'd take a cue from the Catholics and just transfer him to Spursreport.

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn, that's ruthless. I figured you'd take a cue from the Catholics and just transfer him to Spursreport.

:lol :lol :lol

It's not like I ass fucked a little boy or anything.

[midgetonadonkey]

Apparently, good grammar isn't a prerequisite to being an ordained minister.

What's wrong with refer to yourself? It's grammatically correct.

[midgetonadonkey]

:lol :lol :lol

It's not like I ass fucked a little boy or anything.

That's a little better than saying hawt.

[CuckingFunt]

Apparently, good grammar isn't a prerequisite to being an ordained minister.
I think peewee's name should be changed to Deacon Betted.

[peewee's lovechild]

What's wrong with refer to yourself? It's grammatically correct.

Not when it's in context to the rest of your sentence.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's a little better than saying hawt.

I was experimenting.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think peewee's name should be changed to Deacon Betted.

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–verb a pt. and pp. of bet.

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[midgetonadonkey]

I was experimenting.

That's what Richard Simmons used to say.

[midgetonadonkey]

Not when it's in context to the rest of your sentence.

There is still nothing wrong with that sentence.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think peewee's name should be changed to Deacon Betted.

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bet1 /bɛt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation verb, bet or [B]bet·ted, bet·ting, noun
–verb (used with object) 1. to wager with (something or someone).
–verb (used without object) 2. to make a wager: Do you want to bet?
–noun 3. a pledge of a forfeit risked on some uncertain outcome; wager: Where do we place our bets?
4. that which is pledged: a two-dollar bet.
5. something that is bet on, as a competitor in a sporting event or a number in a lottery: That horse looks like a good bet.
6. an act or instance of betting: It's a bet, then?
7. a person, plan of action, etc., considered as being a good alternative; choice: Your best bet is to sell your stocks now.
—Idiom8. you bet! Informal. of course! surely!: You bet I'd like to be there!


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[Origin: 1585–95; perh. special use of obs. bet better, in phrase the bet the advantage, i.e., the odds]


—Synonyms 1. gamble, stake, risk, hazard, venture, chance.
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[peewee's lovechild]

That's what Richard Simmons used to say.

I am aware of that, and ashamed.

[peewee's lovechild]

There is still nothing wrong with that sentence.

Yes there is.

The "to" is unnecessary.

[Melmart1]

Usurper.

Midge said he was ordained and changed his name to Reverend Midge, and you jumped on the idea like it was the New York Yankees.
I lol'd at this.

[CuckingFunt]

Busting out the dictionary?

You still get worked up too easily.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yes there is.

The "to" is unnecessary.

No it isn't. To "refer to yourself" means to call yourself something. To "refer yourself" means to send yourself somewhere.

[Melmart1]

So Midge turned holy on us? Fuck that!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

So Midge turned holy on us? Fuck that!
I'm pretty sure he's just seeking tax exempt status.

[midgetonadonkey]

So Midge turned holy on us? Fuck that!

I will never be holy. I simply became an ordained minister.

[CuckingFunt]

Yes there is.

The "to" is unnecessary.
"Please don't ever refer yourself as my deacon ever again."

That doesn't make a damn bit of sense.

[peewee's lovechild]

No it isn't. To "refer to yourself" means to call yourself something. To "refer yourself" means to send yourself somewhere.

You might have a point there, but it still doesn't sound right. There's something wrong about it, but I just can't find it.

This annoys me.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm pretty sure he's just seeking tax exempt status.

And an honorary PHD. I will one day be Reverend Midge PHD.

[peewee's lovechild]

"Please don't ever refer yourself as my deacon ever again."

That doesn't make a damn bit of sense.

I just realized that.

[midgetonadonkey]

You might have a point there, but it still doesn't sound right. There's something wrong about it, but I just can't find it.

This annoys me.

It's because there is nothing wrong with it. Just accept the fact that you don't know everything. You are wrong fucker. Admit.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm pretty sure he's just seeking tax exempt status.

Fuck, I wonder if he can actually get away with that shit.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck, I wonder if he can actually get away with that shit.

If I establish an actual church than I can.

[peewee's lovechild]

Just accept the fact that you don't know everything.

This is impossible.

[peewee's lovechild]

If I establish an actual church than I can.

I still say we start a new religion.
Like Peter did in Family Guy with The Fonz.

I'm not even kidding about this shit.

[CuckingFunt]

This is impossible.
For you to accept?

We know.

[peewee's lovechild]

We can have a porn/sex slave shop in the back of the church.

[peewee's lovechild]

For you to accept?

We know.

For anyone to accept.

[Melmart1]

You mean, peewee doesn't know everything like he thinks he does?

Shocking.

[midgetonadonkey]

I still say we start a new religion.
Like Peter did in Family Guy with The Fonz.

I'm not even kidding about this shit.

We?

Are you an ordained minister? I didn't think so.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

If L. Ron Hubbard can cook up a religion with his writing credentials, I don't see why a man whose resume includes a short story of a midget on a donkey that rides around slapping people couldn't put one together. You might want to consider making it a holy text and start printing up copies.

[CuckingFunt]

We?

Are you an ordained minister? I didn't think so.
U. Surp. Er.

[CuckingFunt]

If L. Ron Hubbard can cook up a religion with his writing credentials, I don't see why a man whose resume includes a short story of a midget on a donkey that rides around slapping people couldn't put one together. You might want to consider making it a holy text and start printing up copies.
I agree.

And, if that happens, I may have finally found the answer to the question of my faith.

[midgetonadonkey]

If L. Ron Hubbard can cook up a religion with his writing credentials, I don't see why a man whose resume includes a short story of a midget on a donkey that rides around slapping people couldn't put one together. You might want to consider making it a holy text and start printing up copies.

You make a fascinating point.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

You make a fascinating point.
They are the only kind I make.

[Melmart1]

All I want to know is if mustard bukkakes will be a part of the rituals in this new church. If so, I am definitely in.

[peewee's lovechild]

We?

Are you an ordained minister? I didn't think so.

I mean we can team up and make a fantastic religion.
I'll be your sidekick.

I'll be the Costello to your Abbot.

[CuckingFunt]

All I want to know is if mustard bukkakes will be a part of the rituals in this new church. If so, I am definitely in.
I hate mustard.

But I'm amused by mustard bukkake.

I'm torn.

[peewee's lovechild]

All I want to know is if mustard bukkakes will be a part of the rituals in this new church. If so, I am definitely in.

I believe it will be essential to any faith established by Reverend Midge.

[Melmart1]

I hate mustard.

But I'm amused by mustard bukkake.

I'm torn.
We can be like the porn chicks who lick up the load aftewards. I'll do the licking, thus absolving you of having to taste the hated mustard.

[peewee's lovechild]

I hate mustard.

But I'm amused by mustard bukkake.

I'm torn.

I don't understand your hatred.

How can you have a sandwich without it?

Hot roast beef, provolone, and mustard on rye.
Damn, now I'm hungry.

[CuckingFunt]

We can be like the porn chicks who lick up the load aftewards. I'll do the licking, thus absolving you of having to taste the hated mustard.
Anything that ends in my being licked by Mel is aces in my book.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't understand your hatred.
I think it's yucky, hence I hate it.

It's not too advanced.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think it's yucky, hence I hate it.

It's not too advanced.

But, how the hell can you eat a hot dog without it???

How can you have a sandwich without it??

This is beyond comprehension.

[midgetonadonkey]

All I want to know is if mustard bukkakes will be a part of the rituals in this new church. If so, I am definitely in.

I think they will be. I will have to look back at the ancient texts.

[Melmart1]

I think they will be. I will have to look back at the ancient texts.
So ... yesterday's writings?

[CuckingFunt]

But, how the hell can you eat a hot dog without it???

How can you have a sandwich without it??

This is beyond comprehension.
I don't know how anyone could eat a hot dog or a sandwich with it, but I'm not making a federal case about it. I'm just a picky eater.

[midgetonadonkey]

So ... yesterday's writings?

Yes, pretty much.

[Melmart1]

I'm just a picky eater.
So I guess a blowjob for peewee is out of the question?

[CuckingFunt]

Yes, pretty much.
I imagine the ancient texts to be scribbled on a number of stolen post-it notes.

[CuckingFunt]

So I guess a blowjob for peewee is out of the question?
Eh... kind of a moot point, anyway.

2,000 miles is pretty far to go for a light lunch.

[Melmart1]

Eh... kind of a moot point, anyway.

2,000 miles is pretty far to go for a light lunch.
Yeah, no way you should fly 2K miles for a 20 second nibble.

[Melmart1]

You would get more out of the snack-sized peanuts they give you on the plane.

[Melmart1]

Hopefully they would be honey-roasted. Those kick ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't know how anyone could eat a hot dog or a sandwich with it, but I'm not making a federal case about it. I'm just a picky eater.

If mustard weren't essential for hot dogs, The Reverend's avatar would have never worked.

[CuckingFunt]

Hopefully they would be honey-roasted. Those kick ass.
Planes never give anything good, anymore.

I'm flying Southwest tomorrow... I can't remember their snack options.

[CuckingFunt]

If mustard weren't essential for hot dogs, The Reverend's avatar would have never worked.
It's an option that a lot of people choose, but it is by no means essential.

[peewee's lovechild]

Eh... kind of a moot point, anyway.

2,000 miles is pretty far to go for a light lunch.

It's for meant for the health conscious.

[Silver21_Black20]

I mean we can team up and make a fantastic religion.
I'll be your sidekick.

I'll be the Costello to your Abbot.

FAG

[CuckingFunt]

It's for meant for the health conscious.
Oh, no. That I get.

My point is just that I don't have to travel quite so far for a salad.

[peewee's lovechild]

Planes never give anything good, anymore.

I'm flying Southwest tomorrow... I can't remember their snack options.

Cheap bastards only give a small bag of nuts, salted not roasted, and a small cup of your chosen beverage.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's an option that a lot of people choose, but it is by no means essential.

A trillion people can't be wrong.

[peewee's lovechild]

FAG

"Heeeeeyyyyyyyy AAAAAAAAboooooottttt!!!!!!!!"

[CuckingFunt]

Cheap bastards only give a small bag of nuts, salted not roasted, and a small cup of your chosen beverage.
Dirty fuckers.

They got rid of non-stop flights to cut down on meals and movies, too. I probably won't even get more than a bag of nuts when I fly to New York in January.

[Melmart1]

It's an option that a lot of people choose, but it is by no means essential.
Peewee just needs mustard on a hot dog before he gulps it down because he doesn't like the taste of mecco just yet. He is still learning how to be a homo though so eventually he will be able to take a weiner without mustard.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh, no. That I get.

My point is just that I don't have to travel quite so far for a salad.

But, it's quite a filling salad.

[Melmart1]

FAG
Hello, honey. :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

A trillion people can't be wrong.
But a trillion people can have different personal tastes than I do.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dirty fuckers.

They got rid of non-stop flights to cut down on meals and movies, too. I probably won't even get more than a bag of nuts when I fly to New York in January.

Are you flying from Chicago?

That's still a bit of a distance.
It deserves at least a bag of nuts, a nut sack if you will.

[CuckingFunt]

A trillion people can't be wrong.
Besides, I'm not much for jumping on the mustard bandwagon just because it's such a storied condiment.

[Melmart1]

Dirty fuckers.

They got rid of non-stop flights to cut down on meals and movies, too. I probably won't even get more than a bag of nuts when I fly to New York in January.
When I flew from here to Philly a couple times I got a snack pack that had all kinds of junk food in it. Oreos, peanuts, ritz with peanut butter and some kind of fruit gummy thingies. My nephew had a field day.

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee just needs mustard on a hot dog before he gulps it down because he doesn't like the taste of mecco just yet. He is still learning how to be a homo though so eventually he will be able to take a weiner without mustard.

Yea, that's pretty much it.

Years of constant cunt can do that sometimes.

[CuckingFunt]

Are you flying from Chicago?

That's still a bit of a distance.
It deserves at least a bag of nuts, a nut sack if you will.
No.

I'm flying to St. Louis tomorrow, then driving to Chicago for a couple of days, then spending the holidays in St. Louis, then flying back to California to hang at my aunt's house for a little over a week, then flying to New York on the 6th.

[peewee's lovechild]

But a trillion people can have different personal tastes than I do.

But, if they all agree on mustard on their hot dogs . . . .

[Melmart1]

Besides, I'm not much for jumping on the mustard bandwagon just because it's such a storied condiment.
You are getting very good at these :)

[peewee's lovechild]

Besides, I'm not much for jumping on the mustard bandwagon just because it's such a storied condiment.

You're missing out.

[CuckingFunt]

When I flew from here to Philly a couple times I got a snack pack that had all kinds of junk food in it. Oreos, peanuts, ritz with peanut butter and some kind of fruit gummy thingies. My nephew had a field day.
I would be quite happy with that.

[CuckingFunt]

You are getting very good at these :)
It's all about picking the right opportunity.

[peewee's lovechild]

No.

I'm flying to St. Louis tomorrow, then driving to Chicago for a couple of days, then spending the holidays in St. Louis, then flying back to California to hang at my aunt's house for a little over a week, then flying to New York on the 6th.

You should give this bit of information to Southwest.
I venture to say that you'll get at least to bags of nuts, maybe even roasted nuts.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hello, honey. :eyebrows

You have been missed.

[CuckingFunt]

You should give this bit of information to Southwest.
I venture to say that you'll get at least to bags of nuts, maybe even roasted nuts.
Southwest won't care. My trip to New York is with a different airline.

[Melmart1]

I would be quite happy with that.
It was pretty nice. Philly is a fairly long haul from SA so I guess it goes by distance. Or maybe by looks, which is why peewee got so little. In fact, I am surprised he got what he did. Must be some sort of minimum FAA requirement.

[CuckingFunt]

You have been missed.
+ 1

[Melmart1]

You have been missed.
I know. I stayed away so long peewee had to act like a little homo and make up some story about me, as if anyone would believe I would have sex with him. I wouldn't touch peewee's ping with someone else's hand.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm watching some critic thing on VH1... I still don't get why everyone loved Knocked Up so damn much.

[peewee's lovechild]

I know. I stayed away so long peewee had to act like a little homo and make up some story about me, as if anyone would believe I would have sex with him. I wouldn't touch peewee's ping with someone else's hand.

Wow, such hostility.

[Silver21_Black20]

I know. I stayed away so long peewee had to act like a little homo and make up some story about me, as if anyone would believe I would have sex with him. I wouldn't touch peewee's ping with someone else's hand.

We all called him out on his bullshit. No woman in their right mind would touch him.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm watching some critic thing on VH1... I still don't get why everyone loved Knocked Up so damn much.

I still don't get how you don't think it's funny.

[Melmart1]

We all called him out on his bullshit. No woman in their right mind would touch him.
I guess his wife isn't in her right mind, then :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

We all called him out on his bullshit. No woman in their right mind would touch him.

There is truth to this statement.

I'm not saying with part, but one part of it is true.

[to21]

We all called him out on his bullshit. No woman in their right mind would touch him.
How 'bout a ordained priest?

[CuckingFunt]

My shoulder still hurts from last night's excessive Wii-ing.

[to21]

My shoulder still hurts from last night's excessive Wii-ing.
I see you received the advance copy of Super Mario Brothers - Masturbation Mayhem.

[peewee's lovechild]

How 'bout a ordained priest?

She would have to be a hot priest.

[Melmart1]

How 'bout a ordained priest?
Even they have standards.

[Silver21_Black20]

I guess his wife isn't in her right mind, then :lol

Sweetest girl I've ever met. Feel kinda sorry for her.

[ShoogarBear]

Anything that ends in my being licked by Mel is aces in my book.Well now, this just give me all sorts of ideas.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ideas?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Is McDonald's still selling the McRib? I've never had one and I'm hungry enough to consider it. Anyone with advice to lend on the matter?

[CuckingFunt]

Is McDonald's still selling the McRib? I've never had one and I'm hungry enough to consider it. Anyone with advice to lend on the matter?
Chomp.




Actually, don't. They're pretty foul.

[Melmart1]

Is McDonald's still selling the McRib? I've never had one and I'm hungry enough to consider it. Anyone with advice to lend on the matter?
Why would you eat an artificial "rib-shaped patty" when you could eat real ribs instead?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Why would you eat an artificial "rib-shaped patty" when you could eat real ribs instead?
My lunch options are limited. Most of the on-campus eateries are shut down already. There used to be a BBQ here that was damn good with ribs. Then they replaced it with a fucking Chili's. That sucked.

So that's two No votes for the McRib. I'll mark that down somewhere.

[ORION]

instead of a sponge soaked in holy water do you guys have a sponge soaked in Patron

[ShoogarBear]

I've had a McRib or two in my life.

They weren't bad. Even on the third day of still tasting them.

[midgetonadonkey]

McRibs are the best.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate that they are only sold once a year.

[ShoogarBear]

I hate that they are only sold once a year.But they have a half-life of six months, so it all works out.

[CuckingFunt]

I need to go Christmas shopping today.

I suppose that means I should get dressed pretty soon.

Blech.

[peewee's lovechild]

instead of a sponge soaked in holy water do you guys have a sponge soaked in Patron

This is brilliant thinking.

If you weren't such a liar about beautiful wimens working with you, I'm sure that the good Reverend would invite you to be part of his revolution.

[Melmart1]

I hate that they are only sold once a year.
My mom buys something similar at Sam's but it has Jack Daniels bbq sauce on it. Still crappy but if you actually like McRibs, I bet you will like this.

[to21]

I've had a McRib or two in my life.

They weren't bad. Even on the third day of still tasting them.
:lol

That was the case with the hot dog they sold at the Westward Ho in Vegas.

The first time we went to Vegas, the boys and I thought it was cool to go cheap one night and eat a 99cent jumbo hotdog.

[ShoogarBear]

I need to go Christmas shopping today.

I suppose that means I should get dressed pretty soon.
A does not necessarily mean B.

And martini will be showing up any second to castage you for once again bragging about your undressedness.

[ShoogarBear]

Westward Ho in Vegas.Now that's comedy.

[ORION]

This is brilliant thinking.

If you weren't such a liar about beautiful wimens working with you, I'm sure that the good Reverend would invite you to be part of his revolution.
I see you have not spoken with The Reverend regarding such women. He may have an opinion ..........

[Melmart1]

I need to go Christmas shopping today.

I suppose that means I should get dressed pretty soon.

Blech.
You should have ordered your gifts on the internet, like I did. Then you could shop nekkid if you want.

[peewee's lovechild]

I see you have not spoken with The Reverend regarding such women. He may have an opinion ..........

Cock sucker.

[ORION]

You should have ordered your gifts on the internet, like I did. Then you could shop nekkid if you want.
how can you shop while your "working" so hard

[CuckingFunt]

A does not necessarily mean B.

And martini will be showing up any second to castage you for once again bragging about your undressedness.
Leaving the house does require getting dressed, I'm afraid. It's chilly outside.

[CuckingFunt]

You should have ordered your gifts on the internet, like I did. Then you could shop nekkid if you want.
I actually meant to this year, but I got too busy.

Besides, I want to get a new suitcase before we leave tomorrow, which will require a trip to the store.

[to21]

You should have ordered your gifts on the internet, like I did. Then you could shop nekkid if you want.
Careful!

You could catch a computer STD if you don't use protection.

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[Melmart1]

how can you shop while your "working" so hard
Pot, meet kettle.

[Melmart1]

Careful!

You could catch a computer STD if you don't use protection.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/314JVAYPT4L._AA280_.jpghttp://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/314JVAYPT4L._AA280_.jpg
Laaaaame.

[ORION]

Pot, meet kettle.
:lol - Busted !

[Melmart1]

Royals Por Vida! Except Trainwreck. He doesn't count.

[midgetonadonkey]

I see you have not spoken with The Reverend regarding such women. He may have an opinion ..........

:tu

[CuckingFunt]

Did Trainwreck ever get laid?

[CuckingFunt]

If not, I worry he may become a derranged serial killer.

[Melmart1]

Did Trainwreck ever get laid?
You didn't see that video of the fish fellatio?

[midgetonadonkey]

You didn't see that video of the fish fellatio?

I saw that video the one time everyone else did but I haven't been able to find it again. I want to send it to my relatives.

[to21]

You didn't see that video of the fish fellatio?
Fellatio is great.

Fish Fellatio is not so great.

I'm not speaking from experience of course.

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit. I want a direct link to that video.

[to21]

Dammit. I want a direct link to that video.

This one?

Fish Fellatio (http://www.tubgirl.com)

[midgetonadonkey]

No. Not tubgirl.

What is this 1999?

[ORION]

Royals Por Vida! Except Trainwreck. He doesn't count.
he never did

[to21]

No. Not tubgirl.

What is this 1999?

:lol

I love the classics.

[ORION]

hey Walgreens promotes bestiality. Look at what I just bought there !

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/9051/1220071434ib0.jpg

I mean it is a female reindeer ................so its cool

[midgetonadonkey]

The red part looks like my dog's dick.

[ORION]

The red part looks like my dog's dick.
impossible ! the reindeer's Tongue taste like strawberries

[midgetonadonkey]

impossible ! the reindeer's Tongue taste like strawberries

The same has been said about my dog.

[ORION]

The same has been said about my dog.
maybe it was the CIMA red he was drinking prior to tasting your dog's wang

[mrsmaalox]

Hey, can anyone give me a little technical advice? I clicked some random thing on the ST control panel and now my time is like 5 hrs ahead. I accidently made a bunch of other changes, but to fix the time would fix my head a little. Oh and I'll save you some effort by adding the prerequisite "You are a stupid cunt" to myself! Pleeeease help me!

[ORION]

Hey, can anyone give me a little technical advice? I clicked some random thing on the ST control panel and now my time is like 5 hrs ahead. I accidently made a bunch of other changes, but to fix the time would fix my head a little. Oh and I'll save you some effort by adding the prerequisite "You are a stupid cunt" to myself! Pleeeease help me!
couldn't you go to options and scroll down and change your time zone?

[midgetonadonkey]

couldn't you go to options and scroll down and change your time zone?

She could, if she wasn't such a stupid cunt.

[mrsmaalox]

couldn't you go to options and scroll down and change your time zone?

Well that is part of the problem....I fucked up the ENTIRE control panel and now instead of the ST gray format I have a very colorful "linear" looking format; and it doesn't have all the options listed.

[mrsmaalox]

She could, if she wasn't such a stupid cunt.

Hey, I already said that!

[ORION]

you messed up the matrix some how. Check your fluxcapacitor on your computer settings

[mrsmaalox]

you messed up the matrix some how. Check your fluxcapacitor on your computer settings

That might work. (What the FUCK are you talking about?)

[ORION]

That might work. (What the FUCK are you talking about?)
almost sounded like I knew what I was talking about

[mrsmaalox]

almost sounded like I knew what I was talking about

I was almost wishing I was a Star Wars freak so I could understand the language. So...any more ideas?

[to21]

Sounds like an id 10 T error.

[mrsmaalox]

Sounds like an id 10 T error.

And........?

[CuckingFunt]

And........?
If it's colorful and "linear," you have more than likely switched into the Mobi skin. There should be a link at the top of the main page that says "Back to normal skin." Click that, and you'll have your options back.

[to21]

And........?
:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

If it's colorful and "linear," you have more than likely switched into the Mobi skin. There should be a link at the top of the main page that says "Back to normal skin." Click that, and you'll have your options back.
You know I have actually tried that. And it does go back to the normal skin, but just that once; anything I click after that is back to the other one. And it does say "Mobi" in that "quick style chooser" at the bottom, but if I change that, it still goes back on the next click!

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao

Laugh it up, funny boy!

[CuckingFunt]

You know I have actually tried that. And it does go back to the normal skin, but just that once; anything I click after that is back to the other one. And it does say "Mobi" in that "quick style chooser" at the bottom, but if I change that, it still goes back on the next click!
Then... I don't know. It works for me.

[to21]

Laugh it up, funny boy!

Sorry.....I don't mean to laugh.

Use the "forum jump" drop down menu at the bottom of page. Go to "User control panel" and move everything back to default.

[ORION]

And........?
it spells idiot.........

[mrsmaalox]

it spells idiot.........

OOOHHHH...:p: Okay t021, you may proceed to laugh. Better yet, everyone, in unison...."What a stupid cunt"!!!

[to21]

OOOHHHH...:p: Okay t021, you may proceed to laugh. Better yet, everyone, in unison...."What a stupid cunt"!!!
Did it work?

[mrsmaalox]

Did it work?
NO, there is no place to click on default

[mrsmaalox]

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this is what I get when I click control panel; clicking "edit options" brings me right backhere!

[to21]

NO, there is no place to click on default
Can you get into User Control Panel?

If so, you should be able to revert the changes you made.

If not, do you own a hamster? Because if you do, you should stop using ur PC right now and do this with it:


http://www.simplythrifty.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/hamster.jpg

[ORION]

how about Kori she might know ..............

[mrsmaalox]

Can you get into User Control Panel?

If so, you should be able to revert the changes you made.

If not, do you own a hamster? Because if you do, you should stop using ur PC right now and do this with it:


http://www.simplythrifty.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/hamster.jpg
No can't get into User Control Panel. But I will buy a hamster cuz I'd hate to see this thing go to waste.

[mrsmaalox]

how about Kori she might know ..............

Yep, I guess it's time to channel the big guns. Thanks everyone, I appreciate the help. :toast

[marini martini]

I love wine :toast

Good luck Mrs. M

[mrsmaalox]

I love wine :toast

Good luck Mrs. M

Is it toddy time already? Oh crap, it's 5:02, better run!!! :lol

[ORION]

Yep, I guess it's time to channel the big guns. Thanks everyone, I appreciate the help. :toast
If she tells you its the fluxcapacitor I'm going to be mad

[marini martini]

Who's finished Christams shopping??????????

Me, $1,000. in gift cards & $200. for cheese wine, pate & sausage :drunk :hungry: :drunk

I'll be going back to HEB, though :toast


:santahat :santahat :santahat :santahat :santahat :santahat :santahat

[Melmart1]

What the fuck, does this look like the technical forum to anyone? Take that shit somewhere else.

[peewee's lovechild]

you messed up the matrix some how. Check your fluxcapacitor on your computer settings

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

I love wine :toast

Good luck Mrs. M

I love lamp.

[peewee's lovechild]

Who's finished Christams shopping??????????

Me, $1,000. in gift cards & $200. for cheese wine, pate & sausage :drunk :hungry: :drunk

I'll be going back to HEB, though :toast


:santahat :santahat :santahat :santahat :santahat :santahat :santahat

Where's my gift, woman??

[to21]

What the fuck, does this look like the technical forum to anyone? Take that shit somewhere else.

Does this look like the bitching forum? Take that shit somewhere else.

[mrsmaalox]

Well this is all just as screwed up as it was 4 hours ago. I held off on getting the hamster... I even consulted a 10 yr old. Nothing.

[marini martini]

Where's my gift, woman??


the third Santa from the left :santahat :santahat :santahat

[peewee's lovechild]

the third Santa from the left :santahat :santahat :santahat

That aint no gift!!!

I want my gift, and it better have something to do with nudity!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Who's finished Christams shopping??????????

Me, $1,000. in gift cards & $200. for cheese wine, pate & sausage :drunk :hungry: :drunk

I'll be going back to HEB, though :toast


:santahat :santahat :santahat :santahat :santahat :santahat :santahat
Did you do all giftcards?

[marini martini]

No, that's manana :santahat


Wrapped my ass off, though :toast


And WeePee, how's the heroin working out for you :cry

Now that you got kicked out of the Church of Midge :toast

[Melmart1]

Does this look like the bitching forum? Take that shit somewhere else.
Fuck you. You have no place here, so get the fuck out.

[Melmart1]

Well this is all just as screwed up as it was 4 hours ago. I held off on getting the hamster... I even consulted a 10 yr old. Nothing.
Clear all your cookies, then come back and login again. Should work. Merry fucking Christmas.

[mrsmaalox]

Clear all your cookies, then come back and login again. Should work. Merry fucking Christmas.

Well aren't you a little smarty pants!!! Thank you very fucking much! :worthy:

[marini martini]

Clear all your cookies, then come back and login again. Should work. Merry fucking Christmas.


:reading Taking notes for future :drunk

What a happy santa you are :santahat

[mrsmaalox]

Well aren't you a little smarty pants!!! Thank you very fucking much! :worthy:

And I owe you big time :toast

[Melmart1]

Now nobody can say I never did anything nice. Now back to my grinchy ways.

[mrsmaalox]

Now nobody can say I never did anything nice. Now back to my grinchy ways.

:wow: Now who would say a thing like that? (I promise not to tell anyone you were nice to me!)

[Melmart1]

:wow: Now who would say a thing like that? (I promise not to tell anyone you were nice to me!)
Learn to use the emoticons correctly, cookies.

[marini martini]

I think weepee & Mel are strung out :santahat

[mrsmaalox]

Learnin...:reading

[marini martini]

Yearnin.. :reading

[mrsmaalox]

I think weepee & Mel are strung out :santahat

No doubt weepee is; but Mel is just like that Shirley MacLaine character in "Steel Magnolias" :D

[Kori Ellis]

Clear all your cookies, then come back and login again. Should work. Merry fucking Christmas.

That's the same thing I told her, without the Merry Christmas message :)

[mrsmaalox]

That's the same thing I told her, without the Merry Christmas message :)

It's true Kori, but you used a word I did not understand: cache! :lol

[Kori Ellis]

It's true Kori, but you used a word I did not understand: cache! :lol

:lol

What's funny is when I typed it, I wrote, "Clear your cache/cookies" and then I backed it up, thinking you'd know what I meant :lol

[marini martini]

touche :santahat cache :drunk Some one, any one, p.m. me on how I get a troll :santahat It will be my best Christmas gift ever :lol

And I promise I will post nothing but intelligent posts for ever more :angel :angel :angel

[Kori Ellis]

What do you mean, how you get a troll?

Just make up a name and an identity and register. Then start trolling.

[mrsmaalox]

:lol

What's funny is when I typed it, I wrote, "Clear your cache/cookies" and then I backed it up, thinking you'd know what I meant :lol

You gotta understand Kori, when you are at my level of cyber-dom, you just zero in on the unknown and immediately start to freak out; nothing else matters!

[marini martini]

Tanks Kori :dizzy

When you are at my level of cyber-dumb, I come no where close to the cyber-dumb nerds :(

You gotta understand this OSC has 12 year old's playing "Guitar Hero" in her den all the Holiday "Season :santahat

Kind of like you had to get rid of Manu, Cause He was too rambunctious :madrun

[peewee's lovechild]

The PeeWee's here, never fear.

[peewee's lovechild]

Nope, don't like the sound of that.

[peewee's lovechild]

Never fear, The PeeWee's here.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ugh, that doesn't sound right either.

[peewee's lovechild]

PeeWee's here, have no fear.

[peewee's lovechild]

Getting closer.

[peewee's lovechild]

Have no fear, PeeWee's here!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Bingo!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

That's the one.

[mrsmaalox]

That's the one.

Yea that one's okay

[mrsmaalox]

What is an "OSC"?

[peewee's lovechild]

Yea that one's okay

Yea, I thought so.

I put a lot of work and effort into it.
I'm quite satisfied with it.

[peewee's lovechild]

What is an "OSC"?

I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.


Pick me Mrs. Maalox!
Pick me!!

[mrsmaalox]

Yea, I thought so.

I put a lot of work and effort into it.
I'm quite satisfied with it.

And in your condition too. It's an amazing thing.

[peewee's lovechild]

According to Webster's, it means "Overtly Sexual Creature".

[mrsmaalox]

I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.


Pick me Mrs. Maalox!
Pick me!!

Mr. Peewee, can you share with the rest of the class?

[peewee's lovechild]

Mr. Peewee, can you share with the rest of the class?

Today I learned . . . was it today, or was it yesterday? . . . I could've sworn it was yesterday, but it very well could have been today . . . anyway, that it means "Old School Chick".

There you have it.

[mrsmaalox]

According to Webster's, it means "Overtly Sexual Creature".

Well then I'm not sure that's a good thing, considering Marini used it in the same sentence as "12 year olds"

[mrsmaalox]

Today I learned . . . was it today, or was it yesterday? . . . I could've sworn it was yesterday, but it very well could have been today . . . anyway, that it means "Old School Chick".

There you have it.

That's better then

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Random thoughts:

I'd like to thank my boss for letting me learn in an e-mail at 5:30 p.m., that he was starting his vacation tomorrow instead of working through the day, which means that after my night of work, I have to go into the newsroom at 8 a.m. Plus, because of his lateness in informing me, my timesheet for the week has already gone to corporate with no Friday work marked down.

Luckily, I talked myself into holiday pay + comp time for my extra hours tomorrow plus extra comp time and pay for any hours over 40 from next week.

Next, why do I have the only redneck college students with an actual house living right across my street? Whenever they have a party, there's NO FUCKING PARKING outside my house. Although spitting on one of their vehicles made me feel slightly better.

I have done no Christmas shopping as of yet.

When I e-mailed my other job to see if they needed me tomorrow night (maybe I could get some rest and/or shopping done), two guys cut out tomorrow night, so I have to work there, too.

Mel's back. Now regulate, damn you.

My truck now smells like tamales.

Mustard sucks.

CF, if any of your flights are Northwest, they sell a snack pack for $5.

It's been a pretty shitty week around SA and my Week In Review shows that too well.
http://www.ksat.com/slideshows/index.html

You forget, Mel... Viva fell for Peewee's joke.

[CuckingFunt]

I bought this (http://www.amazon.com/Big-Book-Breasts-Dian-Hanson/dp/3822833037/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1198219349&sr=1-4) today when shopping.

I should have bought a few more copies. I can think of at least three people for whom it would be the perfect gift.

[CuckingFunt]

CF, if any of your flights are Northwest, they sell a snack pack for $5.
Bastards. That shit should be free.

The only thing I ever pay for is the satellite TV on Frontier.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Bastards. That shit should be free.

The only thing I ever pay for is the satellite TV on Frontier.

I'm hoping to get a Jetblue flight when I go to Chicago this summer.

[peewee's lovechild]

Random thoughts:

I'd like to thank my boss for letting me learn in an e-mail at 5:30 p.m., that he was starting his vacation tomorrow instead of working through the day, which means that after my night of work, I have to go into the newsroom at 8 a.m. Plus, because of his lateness in informing me, my timesheet for the week has already gone to corporate with no Friday work marked down.

Luckily, I talked myself into holiday pay + comp time for my extra hours tomorrow plus extra comp time and pay for any hours over 40 from next week.

Next, why do I have the only redneck college students with an actual house living right across my street? Whenever they have a party, there's NO FUCKING PARKING outside my house. Although spitting on one of their vehicles made me feel slightly better.

I have done no Christmas shopping as of yet.

When I e-mailed my other job to see if they needed me tomorrow night (maybe I could get some rest and/or shopping done), two guys cut out tomorrow night, so I have to work there, too.

Mel's back. Now regulate, damn you.

My truck now smells like tamales.

Mustard sucks.

CF, if any of your flights are Northwest, they sell a snack pack for $5.

It's been a pretty shitty week around SA and my Week In Review shows that too well.
http://www.ksat.com/slideshows/index.html

You forget, Mel... Viva fell for Peewee's joke.

Your boss is funny.

Get the money anyway you can.

All rednecks should be dead.
And, I would have punched some holes in some tires, or taken a crowbar to them.

Your co-workers are cunt bastards.

How can I get my truck to smell like that?

Mustard is essential to life.

I think she was going Southwest in one of her flights, don't know the other. But, she's flying out of St. Louis if that helps.

And, it was more than Viva.

[marini martini]

[QUOTE=peewee's lovechild]Today I learned . . . was it today, or was it yesterday? . . . I could've sworn it was yesterday, but it very well could have been today . . . anyway, that it means "Old School Chick".

There you have it.[/QUOT


In a nut shell :lol

How come everyone is being so nice :santahat


We know why the Pee is :lol

Horse with no name :cooldevil

[Melmart1]

That's the same thing I told her, without the Merry Christmas message :)
So that either makes you nicer since you didn't curse or meaner cus you didn't wish her a merry christmas :lol

My money is on nicer.