Free Quattro Razor (12)

[midgetonadonkey]

No he was the only dumb fat guy I could think of.

Same thing happens with my grandma. It's hard for her to remember things in her old age. Just remember, hat goes on head, shoes on feet and the cucumbers you call titties go in your bra.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fucking bloody period.
Fucking bloody tampon.
Fucking bloody panty liner.
Fucking bloody panty.

Fucking bloody period taste in the mouth.

[mrsmaalox]

Hahahaha.

Period.

Yes, Mel it occurs to me now!

[marini martini]

[QUOTE=Silver21_Black20]Fuck you![/

You're just jealous :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Same thing happens with my grandma. It's hard for her to remember things in her old age. Just remember, hat goes on head, shoes on feet and the cucumbers you call titties go in your bra.

Does your grandma still fuck, and have you seen her in action?

[peewee's lovechild]

Grandma sex is funny.

I can't wait for Mel to put out another video.

[CuckingFunt]

What if she threw in a lesbian Jesus, or a hermaphodite Jesus.

That just might intrigue you.
Further proof that you haven't a clue what would intrigue me.

[Silver21_Black20]

[QUOTE=Silver21_Black20]Fuck you![/

You're just jealous :lol

Oh yes, I'm jealous of your quoting skills also.

[midgetonadonkey]

Further proof that you haven't a clue what would intrigue me.

I doubt he knows what intrigues any female.

[marini martini]

Oh yes, I'm jealous of your quoting skills also.


:lol :lol :lol

As I am of yours

[midgetonadonkey]

I still believe that peewee's wife got pregnant by accidentally wiping herself with one of his cum tissues.

[peewee's lovechild]

Further proof that you haven't a clue what would intrigue me.

A female Jesus with a wild collection of dildos?

[Melmart1]

I still believe that peewee's wife got pregnant by accidentally wiping herself with one of his cum tissues.
:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh yes, I'm jealous of your quoting skills also.

:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

I doubt he knows what intrigues any female.

The fuck should I care?

I just slip a roofie in the drink or give them all the coke they want and . . . slam, bam, thank you mam!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I still believe that peewee's wife got pregnant by accidentally wiping herself with one of his cum tissues.

I never use tissues.

I aim right into the toilet.

[midgetonadonkey]

I never use tissues.

I aim right into the toilet.

So I guess you hit the rim one night.

[marini martini]

The fuck should I care?

I just slip a roofie in the drink or give them all the coke they want and . . . slam, bam, thank you mam!!!!


Thank you, sir!

[midgetonadonkey]

http://obits.eons.com/obits/tributes/nell_carter/2382-1-photo.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I never use tissues.

I aim right into the toilet.
That's not a very nice way to talk about your wife.

[peewee's lovechild]

So I guess you hit the rim one night.

This is a distinct possibility.

[mrsmaalox]

Thank you, sir!

:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

That's not a very nice way to talk about your wife.

No, it isn't.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://obits.eons.com/obits/tributes/nell_carter/2382-1-photo.jpg

Is she dead yet?

[peewee's lovechild]

Sand in vaginas.

That has to be it.

[CuckingFunt]

Is she dead yet?
She has been for a while.

[peewee's lovechild]

87 more posts to go.

[mrsmaalox]

Damn my feet are freezing!

[peewee's lovechild]

Should I just go for it tonight, or should I claim my glory tomorrow?

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn my feet are freezing!

Wrap them in suran wrap and take a crowbar to them.

[marini martini]

Mine, too :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry

[peewee's lovechild]

Shiner Bock tastes like god's tears of joy.

[mrsmaalox]

Should I just go for it tonight, or should I claim my glory tomorrow?
I'd spread out the joy a little longer; what else do you have to live for?

[peewee's lovechild]

Shiner Bock should come out of my faucet.

[peewee's lovechild]

Shiner Bock should replace tap water.

[peewee's lovechild]

Next woman, or women, I fuck, I'm gonna douse them with Shiner Bock right before I do it to it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Rasho, do you like Shiner Bock?

[marini martini]

Shiner Bock should come out of my faucet.

It should come out of you whannnnnnnnnng :toast

[mrsmaalox]

It should come out of you whannnnnnnnnng :toast
Damn Marini! That's hardcore!:lmao

[Melmart1]

It should come out of you whannnnnnnnnng :toast
Then you could take a shot of it right in the eye like the washed-up cougar you are.

[marini martini]

Damn Marini! That's hardcore!:lmao


Whhaaaaaaaaaaaaaang, Whhaaaaaaaaaaang, Ding A Laaaaaaaaaaang :toast

[Melmart1]

Damn Marini! That's hardcore!:lmao
An alcoholic three sheets to the wind saying "wang" is hardcore?

[marini martini]

An alcoholic three sheets to the wind saying "wang" is hardcore?A lezzie that plays darts every Thursday, & wins is fuckin bad ass :toast

[mrsmaalox]

An alcoholic three sheets to the wind saying "wang" is hardcore?
I think so. She just makes me laugh!

[marini martini]

An alcoholic three sheets to the wind saying "wang" is hardcore?


It's whaang, gurlie!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

The amount of necrophilia and bestiality in here is absolutely appalling!!!!

[marini martini]

The amount of necrophilia and bestiality in here is absolutely appalling!!!!

Huh?????????????????????????????

[ashbeeigh]

fuck sallie mae for not being open. fuck you.

[batman2883]

i come from the land down under

[batman2883]

i miss the rains down in africaaaaaaa

[batman2883]

i can see a new horizon
underneath the blazin sky
ill be where the eagles flyin
higher and higher
gonna be your man in motion
all i need is a pair of wheels
take me where my futures lyin'
ST ELMO'S FIRE!!!

[batman2883]

When It Feels Like
The World Is On Your Shoulders
And All Of The Madness
Has Got You Going Crazy
Its Time To Get Out
Step Out Onto The Street
Where All Of The Action
Is Right There At Your Feet
Well, I Know A Place Where We Can
Dance The Whole Night Away
Underneath The Electric Stars
Just Come With Me And You Can
Shake Your Groove Right Away
You'll Be Doing Fine Once The Music Starts
Oooooooohhh
Feel The Beat Of The Rythem Of The Night
Dancing Till The Morning Light
Forget About The Worries On Your Mind
You Can Leave Them All Behind
Feel The Beat Of The Rythem Of The Night
Whoa The Rythem Of The Nighttttttt
Oooooohhh Yeah

[Mister Sinister]

Nightcrawler is a BAMF.

[ORION]

I wish Batman would play with a hungry tiger

[ORION]

when is my fever going to kick in so I can go home?

[CuckingFunt]

I have a crazy bad headache all of a sudden. I think it may be an aneurism.

[samikeyp]

Its NOT a Too-mah! :)

[Mister Sinister]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-gravity-cat.jpg

[ORION]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-gravity-cat.jpg
:lol :lol :lol
Now that is funny

[ORION]

I have a crazy bad headache all of a sudden. I think it may be an aneurism.
I have a nice chunky cough and I keep coughing up oysters but I can't seem to get a fever. Any suggestions ?

[Jekka]

I have a nice chunky cough and I keep coughing up oysters but I can't seem to get a fever. Any suggestions ?
You can have my fever, I don't want it anymore. It's not really high enough to get out of work, though, it's only 100. Just enough to make me feel like shit.

[batman2883]

rising up
back on the street
did my time
took my chances
went the distance now im back on my feet
just a man, with his will to survive
its the eye of the tiger
its the thrill in the fight
rising up to the challenge of our rivals

[ORION]

You can have my fever, I don't want it anymore. It's not really high enough to get out of work, though, it's only 100. Just enough to make me feel like shit.
I'll take it. I had a fever last year and it went up to 103 and I swear it felt like a good buzz.

[ORION]

rising up
back on the street
did my time
took my chances
went the distance now im back on my feet
just a man, with his will to survive
its the eye of the tiger
its the thrill in the fight
rising up to the challenge of our rivals
every time I hear that song I think of the starbucks commercial.

[batman2883]

two worlds collide rival nations
its a primitive clash
venting years of frustration
bravely we hope against all hope
there is so much at stake
seems our freedoms up against the ropes
does the crowd understand
is it east vs west or man against man
can any nation stand alone!!!!!!
in the burning heart (pow)
just about to burst
theres a quest for answers, an unquenchable thirst
in the darkest night, rising like a spire
in the burning heart the unmistakable fire in the burning heart!!!!

[batman2883]

were not indestructable, baby better get that straight
i think its unbelievable, how you give into the hands of fate
some things are worth fighting for
some feelings never die
im not asking for another chance, i just wanna know why!!!!!
(boom boom) there's no easy way out
(boom boom) theres no shortcut home
(boom boom) there's no easy way out
(boom boom) giving in cant be wrong!!!!

[batman2883]

Hey little sister what have you done
Hey little sister who's the only one
Hey little sister who's your superman
Hey little sister who's the one you want
Hey little sister shot gun!
It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again.
Hey little sister who is your with
Hey little sister what's your fasinish
Hey little sister shot gun (oh yeah)
Hey little sister who's your superman
Hey little sister shot gun!
It's a nice day to start again (come on)
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again.

[ORION]

batman stop gaying out

[ShoogarBear]

batman stop gaying out+1

[ORION]

+1
shoog actually agreed with me for once so you know Batman is really flaming

[mrsmaalox]

I have a crazy bad headache all of a sudden. I think it may be an aneurism.

Maybe you just need more coffee? It is the original brain food you know!

[mrsmaalox]

batman stop gaying out

It's only gay if he's singing the songs, and dancing around naked with another guy.

[ORION]

It's only gay if he's singing the songs, and dancing around naked with another guy.
I'm more than positive he is doing this right now at work. He is know to bring his friends to work

[mrsmaalox]

I'm more than positive he is doing this right now at work. He is know to bring his friends to work
Thursdays is "bring your friend to work day"?

[ORION]

Thursdays is "bring your friend to work day"?
batman works at Banana Republic ..........

[mrsmaalox]

I only got out of bed about an hour ago and I could go right back to sleep. My back and neck are aching; must have slept in a funny way. :huh

[ATRAIN]

I only got out of bed about an hour ago and I could go right back to sleep. My back and neck are aching; must have slept in a funny way. :huh


Or had a wild night!!

[mrsmaalox]

Or had a wild night!!

Oh right, that must have been it.










You were in rare form last night! :eyebrows

[ATRAIN]

Oh right, that must have been it.










You were in rare form last night! :eyebrows

LOL don't get me involved in this, because if that were true you would still be passed out. Compliments of a Donkey Punch.

[mrsmaalox]

LOL don't get me involved in this, because if that were true you would still be passed out. Compliments of a Donkey Punch.

"Donkey Punch"?

[ORION]

LOL don't get me involved in this, because if that were true you would still be passed out. Compliments of a Donkey Punch.
:lol :lol

[ORION]

"Donkey Punch"?
did you at least give him a "Rusty Trombone"

[ATRAIN]

"Donkey Punch"?


Google it!!

[ATRAIN]

did you at least give him a "Rusty Trombone"


Yes and a Snorting Rhyno

[ATRAIN]

did you at least give him a "Rusty Trombone"


But the best and my personal fav..... Angry Pirate!!

[ORION]

Yes and a Snorting Rhyno
:lol
whats that :lol

[ATRAIN]

:lol
whats that :lol


Also known as the Angry Dragon

[ATRAIN]

:lol
whats that :lol


DUDE I know all of these fucked up sexual acts hahaha. I spent one whole day on Urban Dictonary reading and laughing. "Strawberry Shortcake" is another good one.

[ATRAIN]

:lol
whats that :lol


check your pm

[ORION]

Also known as the Angry Dragon
:lol
and a "Tony Danza"

[ATRAIN]

:lol
and a "Tony Danza"


LOL wtf I have never heard of it being called that or is that another one all together?

[mrsmaalox]

Google it!!

Okay I just looked them all up. You all are VILE creatures! You have sunk to depths which up until now have been reserved for the likes of Peewee and the Rev. I hope you are proud of yourselves! :dramaquee

[ATRAIN]

Okay I just looked them all up. You all are VILE creatures! You have sunk to depths which up until now have been reserved for the likes of Peewee and the Rev. I hope you are proud of yourselves! :dramaquee


I hate to break it to you but at least 95% of the males that post here know of these. Even just the basic most common ones ex..... Dirty Sanchez, Pearl necklace.

[ATRAIN]

I bet even flo knows what they are.......don't ya flo??

[ATRAIN]

Okay I just looked them all up. You all are VILE creatures! You have sunk to depths which up until now have been reserved for the likes of Peewee and the Rev. I hope you are proud of yourselves! :dramaquee

Plus don't act like you don't like it!!

[ORION]

Okay I just looked them all up. You all are VILE creatures! You have sunk to depths which up until now have been reserved for the likes of Peewee and the Rev. I hope you are proud of yourselves! :dramaquee
we didn't make them up. we are just stating facts

[mrsmaalox]

Plus don't act like you don't like it!!

I'll admit it's funny, but I don't actually "like" it.

[ATRAIN]

I'll admit it's funny, but I don't actually "like" it.


Don't knock it till you try it is all i'm saying hahahaha.

[mrsmaalox]

Don't knock it till you try it is all i'm saying hahahaha.

:lol

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

My guess is that Immodium AD's reaction when she found out what all those terms meant was the same look of horror that you saw on that old lady's face when her grandson showed her the "2 Girls, 1 Cup" video.

[ATRAIN]

My guess is that Immodium AD's reaction when she found out what all those terms meant was the same look of horror that you saw on that old lady's face when her grandson showed her the "2 Girls, 1 Cup" video.


LOL

[mrsmaalox]

My guess is that Immodium AD's reaction when she found out what all those terms meant was the same look of horror that you saw on that old lady's face when her grandson showed her the "2 Girls, 1 Cup" video.

That's mrsmaalox to you. Actually I was aware of these activities, I just didn't realize they had been assigned "titles" :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

4girlsfingerpaint.com is better than 2girls1cup in my opinion.

[florige]

I bet even flo knows what they are.......don't ya flo??


Heck yeah I know! Doggie, and the snappy nappy dogout are the most famous sayings in the ghetto.

[ATRAIN]

Heck yeah I know! Doggie, and the snappy nappy dogout are the most famous sayings in the ghetto.


LOL

[ORION]

4girlsfingerpaint.com is better than 2girls1cup in my opinion.
yeah I saw that. what is the going rate to pay some chick to eat puke and shit out of a girls ass then finger paint yourself with it ?

[ORION]

Heck yeah I know! Doggie, and the snappy nappy dogout are the most famous sayings in the ghetto.
what about the "salty pirate"?

[florige]

what about the "salty pirate"?



:lol you got me there.

[ORION]

smells like sex in here

[Mister Sinister]

:lmao Oh, wow.

[mrsmaalox]

smells like sex in here
And candy.

[batman2883]

http://www.esnips.com/doc/e154bfe3-febd-430b-a429-ead98dc3ad86/Paramore---Misery-Business

[batman2883]

kiss my grits

[RashoFan]

Rasho, do you like Shiner Bock?
The RashoFan does imbibe Shiner Bock Beer. :drunk

[RashoFan]

Batman...

i come from the land down under
Men at Work

i miss the rains down in africaaaaaaa
Toto

i can see a new horizon underneath the blazin sky...
ST ELMO'S FIRE!!!
I can't remember who sings this one...

Feel The Beat Of The Rythm Of The Night

El Debarge?

rising up back on the street
Survivor

two worlds collide rival nations....
in the burning heart the unmistakable fire in the burning heart!!!!
Have no clue.

were not indestructable, baby better get that straight
....(boom boom) giving in cant be wrong!!!!
Still no clue


It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again.
Billy MotherFucking Idol

[RashoFan]

And that was without looking them up...

[Melmart1]

The RashoFan does imbibe Shiner Bock Beer. :drunk
Now RashoFan talks about herself in third person? :rolleyes

[LaMarcus Bryant]

melmart would you like to go to the movies and watch Sack Lunch with me

[CuckingFunt]

I saw Walk Hard tonight. I laughed bunches.

[CuckingFunt]

As I'm sitting here, watching "South Park" and getting a contact high from my mother, it suddenly occurs to me that perhaps I haven't taken full advantage of my youth.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

what is mommy fucked up on?

is she jamming out to some exotica?

[timvp]

ROFL @ "Which one is LaMarcus Bryant?"

Brah you got scoffted.

[CuckingFunt]

what is mommy fucked up on?

is she jamming out to some exotica?
I wouldn't go so far as to say she's fucked up. And, no, there's no exotica jamming. She's watching "South Park" with me.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

details details noone knew who CORSO or Oscar DeLa was either

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I wouldn't go so far as to say she's fucked up. And, no, there's no exotica jamming. She's watching "South Park" with me.

I bet she looks like a bigger breasted, less pail, and older version of Dita

[CuckingFunt]

I bet she looks like a bigger breasted, less pail, and older version of Dita
This is not true.

Amusing, but not true.

[timvp]

Damn that Jesus looks like Dirk.

[ShoogarBear]

Are you message boarding while you're watching South Park with your high mom?

How cute.

[CuckingFunt]

Are you message boarding while you're watching South Park with your high mom?

How cute.
Pretty much sums up the excitement that St. Louis has to offer. Glad I'm getting out of here tomorrow.

[ShoogarBear]

I took my niece to see Alvin and the Chipmunks today.

Would not recommend, in case it happened to be on your hot list.

[CuckingFunt]

I took my niece to see Alvin and the Chipmunks today.

Would not recommend, in case it happened to be on your hot list.
It was not, but I appreciate the warning.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I took my niece to see Alvin and the Chipmunks today.

Would not recommend, in case it happened to be on your hot list.


pff
You should have gone to see Sack Lunch instead

[ShoogarBear]

Pretty much sums up the excitement that St. Louis has to offer. Glad I'm getting out of here tomorrow.Say, could you hand the laptop to your mom so she can verify that you are not, in fact, a dude?

[CuckingFunt]

Say, could you hand the laptop to your mom so she can verify that you are not, in fact, a dude?
Sure.





She's not a dude.

-- Moms

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

pff
You should have gone to see Sack Lunch instead
*checks imdb*


No, wouldn't have gone over big with the nine-year-old's parents.

[ShoogarBear]

Sure.





She's not a dude.

-- Moms

:lolThanks, Mrs. CF's Mom. :toast

[Mister Sinister]

I bought Mallrats on DVD today. I should cosplay Brodie one of these days.

[CuckingFunt]

Thanks, Mrs. CF's Mom. :toast
Ms. CF's Mom.

She and Mr. CF's Dad have been divorced for 25 years.

[timvp]

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/8055/nextsigou4.jpg

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41602000/jpg/_41602064_avery203.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/allstar2007/nowitzki_300_060125.jpg
I GAVE
MY TEAM
TO DIRK

But Now
He Has No
Balls

[LaMarcus Bryant]

first non mookie crew post of the day that made me laugh out loud

[ShoogarBear]

Ms. CF's Mom.

She and Mr. CF's Dad have been divorced for 25 years.Sorry. I am so gauche.

[CuckingFunt]

Friggin' nazi.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I tried giving shit to my coworkers about Avery supposedly saying how he will always be a spur etc etc at the ceremony and he's just such a nice guy he was like agreeing with me and shit

figures that of all the prick maverick fans i work with a guy who gives spurs all the props in the world, and agrees with me on almost everything i say

[samikeyp]

:toast Mama CF

[Mister Sinister]

Springtime for Hitler, and Germany!

[ShoogarBear]

first non mookie crew post of the day that made me laugh out loudAh-ha.

Despite their protestations, even the Mookie Crew is now calling themselves the Mookie Crew.

[timvp]

In all fairness it should really be called the Thispego Crew. thispego was the original. Mookie is just the perpetually agitated sidekick.

[midgetonadonkey]

timvp=my bff

[CuckingFunt]

The inner workings of The Chode Brigade is far too much for me to master, I'm afraid.

[ShoogarBear]

Mookie Crew flows much better.

Didn't Shelly come up with the name, anyway?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Shelly came up with it in the original Real Women thread if memory serves

really V-town crew is the best choice, and thispego crew makes sense but doesn't flow well

but since everyone refuses to go with it I might as well give in

[ShoogarBear]

Remember when they thought Real Women would challenge the Quattro?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Mookie thought that and enlisted me to help him bring it down

i guess you can say we succeeded
though a club forum without frequent shelly, spurswoman, 2blonde, and obiwan posts does suck

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck.

My alarm is going to be waking me up in about 4 1/2 hours and I'm not even remotely sleepy.

[mrsmaalox]

Fuck.

My alarm is going to be waking me up in about 4 1/2 hours and I'm not even remotely sleepy.

Tomorrow a travel day? Where to?

[marini martini]

I'll be going camping 'till Wendesday :toast

Son of a Bitch :ihit

[Mister Sinister]

Fuck.

My alarm is going to be waking me up in about 4 1/2 hours and I'm not even remotely sleepy.
Yeesh. I thought I had it bad.

[CuckingFunt]

Tomorrow a travel day? Where to?
Back to California.

[mrsmaalox]

Back to California.

I thought you were going to NYC?

[CuckingFunt]

I thought you were going to NYC?
Not until the 6th.

[mrsmaalox]

Not until the 6th.

I'm so jealous! Are the theaters still dark? I haven't heard much.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm so jealous! Are the theaters still dark? I haven't heard much.
Not to my knowledge. I haven't really been paying attention, but my cousin mentioned seeing a show and I'm assuming she knows better than I do.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

uhoh
time to listen to Skinny Puppy:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nem_uP-bpFs

[mrsmaalox]

Not to my knowledge. I haven't really been paying attention, but my cousin mentioned seeing a show and I'm assuming she knows better than I do.
I believe the strike was just on-Broadway; off-Broadway was really benefitting though.

[mrsmaalox]

I'll be going camping 'till Wendesday :toast

Son of a Bitch :ihit
Where you going?

[marini martini]

Where you going?


Some where over the rainbow :toast
''''''''''''''''''wAYYYYYYYYYY up high :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Some where over the rainbow :toast
''''''''''''''''''wAYYYYYYYYYY up high :lol
Okay...

[marini martini]

Okay...

Kind of close to Chalk Bluff

[Mister Sinister]

Stand up to the victory.

[The Sun]

Good morning!! Have a great day and share a smile.

[ORION]

I wish someone would make a supernova troll and own the sun troll

[ORION]

Damn IT ! Super Troopers 2 will not come out until 2010 !!!!!!!!

[ATRAIN]

I wish someone would make a supernova troll and own the sun troll


Or a Supermassive Black Hole troll.

[samikeyp]

Or a Supermassive Black Hole troll.

*paging Ashbeeigh*

[ATRAIN]

Hey Orion what is the sex position for the day?

[ATRAIN]

*paging Ashbeeigh*


LOL good point mikey

[ORION]

Hey Orion what is the sex position for the day?
I don't know but I was still laughing at the snorting rhino last night at my other job. That and the Rusty Trombone

[ATRAIN]

I don't know but I was still laughing at the snorting rhino last night at my other job. That and the Rusty Trombone


LOL its the greatest

[ATRAIN]

I think Blumpkin is the preferred sex position for today!!

[ORION]

I think Blumpkin is the preferred sex position for today!!
that sounds pretty kick ass.

[ATRAIN]

that sounds pretty kick ass.


LOL wanna know what that one is?

[ORION]

LOL wanna know what that one is?
I looked it up and it sounds like a winner

[ATRAIN]

I looked it up and it sounds like a winner


:clap :clap :clap

[mrsmaalox]

:nope

[ATRAIN]

:nope


Don't give me that shit!!!

[ATRAIN]

This Video is dedicated to the Quattro ho's

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OP3bZZLGBlo

[ATRAIN]

This shit makes me laugh everytime I see it

http://youtube.com/watch?v=q-o1acEJFJA

[YouTube]

word.

[midgetonadonkey]

I shit.

[ShoogarBear]

Hey Orion what is the sex position for the day?Nope, nothing gay about that question.

[ATRAIN]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=O1n5edaG2eU

[ATRAIN]

Nope, nothing gay about that question.




Shoog just wants to play soggy biscuit and lose on purpose.

[ShoogarBear]

Just from the sound of that I'm not going to look it up.

[ATRAIN]

Just from the sound of that I'm not going to look it up.


LOL yeah you best not

[ATRAIN]

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ATRAIN, Reverend Midge, FreeMad Dan, Melmart1, Cheese



Come on hurry up and use your 10,000 post

[Melmart1]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 7 (5 members and 2 guests)
ATRAIN, Reverend Midge, FreeMad Dan, Melmart1, Cheese



Come on hurry up and use your 10,000 post
Are you one of those? The ones that count posts?

How is it that you knew I was about to reach 10,000 and I didn't?

[ATRAIN]

Are you one of those? The ones that count posts?

How is it that you knew I was about to reach 10,000 and I didn't?


LOL I actually don't care but I noticed it when I was reading the last time you posted. I thought you were holding out for something good, thats why I said hurry up and waste it so you can post.

[ShoogarBear]

Are you one of those? The ones that count posts?

How is it that you knew I was about to reach 10,000 and I didn't?And there it is. Congrats!

[ShoogarBear]

I thought you were holding out for something goodThat's what I think, too. :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

That's what I think, too. :eyebrows
:lol

I wasn't holding out, I had no clue I was about to reach that milestone. I don't pay attention to such things.

[ATRAIN]

:lol

I wasn't holding out, I had no clue I was about to reach that milestone. I don't pay attention to such things.


uhhh huh SHUUUUURE

[mrsmaalox]

I can't believe you haven't figured out Mel doesn't need to hold out for anything. If she wants something good, she makes it happen! :tu

[ATRAIN]

I can't believe you haven't figured out Mel doesn't need to hold out for anything. If she wants something good, she makes it happen! :tu


WOW that was some major ass kissing. Are your lips chapped now?

[mrsmaalox]

WOW that was some major ass kissing. Are your lips chapped now?

As a matter of fact they are! No ass kissing here, just a statement of fact. I'm sure there are others who agree.

[ATRAIN]

As a matter of fact they are! No ass kissing here, just a statement of fact. I'm sure there are others who agree.

LOL if they agree or not, its pretty obvious and one doesnt need to point it out unless trying to kiss ass

[mrsmaalox]

LOL if they agree or not, its pretty obvious and one doesnt need to point it out unless trying to kiss ass

Go fly a kite

[mrsmaalox]

AND when you get back from flying said kite, TRY to understand that I wasn't pointing out anything about Mel, I was pointing out that you don't understand. So there.

[ShoogarBear]

As a matter of fact they are! No ass kissing here, just a statement of fact. I'm sure there are others who agree.http://www.urlnotfound.com/nytrip2002/images/pictures/day2/100NIKON/altered/bigger/DSCN0097.jpg

[ATRAIN]

Go fly a kite
:jack

[ATRAIN]

AND when you get back from flying said kite, TRY to understand that I wasn't pointing out anything about Mel, I was pointing out that you don't understand. So there.

RIggggggghhttttt

[ATRAIN]

http://www.urlnotfound.com/nytrip2002/images/pictures/day2/100NIKON/altered/bigger/DSCN0097.jpg


I almost got into a fight with a bum right by the MRSTUMS statue.

[Melmart1]

Can it be called a catfight if its a boy and a girl fighting, or is such a term only reserved for girl-on-girl action?

[ATRAIN]

Can it be called a catfight if its a boy and a girl fighting, or is such a term only reserved for girl-on-girl action?


She is just mad because I donkey punched her and she still can't get out of bed. Next time I won't hit so hard.

[ShoogarBear]

Can it be called a catfight if its a boy and a girl fighting, or is such a term only reserved for girl-on-girl action?When the boy is saying shit like:


Hey Orion what is the sex position for the day?
then meow away.

[Melmart1]

When the boy is saying shit like:


then meow away.
CATFIGHT!!!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Can it be called a catfight if its a boy and a girl fighting, or is such a term only reserved for girl-on-girl action?
Only if the boy is Atrain

[ATRAIN]

Only if the boy is Atrain


If you want me to tuck it back, ill do it for you Maalox

[mrsmaalox]

When the boy is saying shit like:


then meow away.
:lmao

[ATRAIN]

When the boy is saying shit like:


then meow away.


Orion is yours, stop getting jealous.

[mrsmaalox]

If you want me to tuck it back, ill do it for you Maalox

Got lots of practice huh?

[ATRAIN]

Got lots of practice huh?


Don't act like you don't know........you always tell me to tuck it back right before I teabag you.

[samikeyp]

CATFIGHT!!!!!

Sounds more like one of those shit-flinging monkey fights.

[Melmart1]

If you want me to tuck it back, ill do it for you Maalox
http://regifilmek.freeblog.hu/files/vegyes/buffalobill.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

Don't act like you don't know........you always tell me to tuck it back right before I teabag you.

Okay I give...:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

http://regifilmek.freeblog.hu/files/vegyes/buffalobill.jpg

Mel did you take that pic of Atrain yourself? If so I'd like a copy to keep on my nightstand!

[ATRAIN]

I was waiting for the Silence of the Lambs pic

[Melmart1]

I was waiting for the Silence of the Lambs pic
Lies. You already have it saved to your hard drive for "private" viewing.

[samikeyp]

it puts the lotion on its skin!

[samikeyp]

Lies. You already have it saved to your hard drive for "private" viewing.


and by viewing she means bedpost rattling masterbation.

[ATRAIN]

and by viewing she means bedpost rattling masterbation.


Oh ok thanks for clearing that up, I never was sure what viewing meant.

[samikeyp]

:tu

[midgetonadonkey]

How do I get this free Quattro razor?

[ATRAIN]

:tu


just a fyi, if I wanted something fucked up to jackoff to I would use one of the pictures of Mel and Ashbeeigh's lesbian session.

[Melmart1]

ATRAIN killed the quattro. Good job. :tu

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN killed the quattro. Good job. :tu


I'd like to thank all the little people out there!!

[TheQuattro]

ATRAIN killed the quattro. Good job. :tu

That was done quite awhile ago.

[MANGINA]

http://regifilmek.freeblog.hu/files/vegyes/buffalobill.jpg

Looks familiar.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

just a fyi, if I wanted something fucked up to jackoff to I would use one of the pictures of Mel and Ashbeeigh's lesbian session.

That ain't cool.
:nope

[samikeyp]

just a fyi, if I wanted something fucked up to jackoff to I would use one of the pictures of Mel and Ashbeeigh's lesbian session.


Mel wouldn't go down on Trashbeeigh with someone else's tongue.

[batman2883]

just a fyi, if I wanted something fucked up to jackoff to I would use one of the pictures of Mel and Ashbeeigh's lesbian session.

2 girls one cup

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know what's worse to have on a plane: broad shoulders or long legs.

[CuckingFunt]

Are you one of those? The ones that count posts?

How is it that you knew I was about to reach 10,000 and I didn't?
I've been told by someone else about all of my posting milestones. I never pay attention to that shit.

[florige]

I don't know what's worse to have on a plane: broad shoulders or long legs.


Wat up girly? You missed everyone else.

[CuckingFunt]

just a fyi, if I wanted something fucked up to jackoff to I would use one of the pictures of Mel and Ashbeeigh's lesbian session.
Some jokes are off limits. Even in the Quattro.

[CuckingFunt]

Wat up girly? You missed everyone else.
I've been on a plane all damned day, trying to resist the urge to kill my fellow man.

[florige]

I've been on a plane all damned day, trying to resist the urge to kill my fellow man.



:td To fellow man for getting on my girls's nerves.

[Tony Sinclair]

"Ready to Tanqueray?"

[midgetonadonkey]

ummm....

[Mister Sinister]

http://regifilmek.freeblog.hu/files/vegyes/buffalobill.jpg
Goodbye, Horses.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I don't know what's worse to have on a plane: broad shoulders or long legs.

Snakes.