Free Quattro Razor (17)

[mrsmaalox]

maybe if you did do that you'd find your lipstick.

I already found it. You fail!

[I. Hustle]

You could have gone with puma, but a bobcat is not a cougar.

I just thought I'd switch it up. I was going with jaguar next. :depressed

[I. Hustle]

I already found it. You fail!

Yeah! I already whipped her up a new batch!

[CuckingFunt]

I just thought I'd switch it up. I was going with jaguar next. :depressed

Ocelot. :convertib

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I already found it. You fail!i hope you cleaned it before applying it

[ORION]

Ocelot. :convertib

Serval. :domokun

[I. Hustle]

Ocelot. :convertib

Lynx:fight

[CuckingFunt]

Serval. :domokun

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6609/cheetara009copytk1.jpg :smchode:

[mrsmaalox]

i hope you cleaned it before applying it

Why? You still have that ginormous canker sore on your mouth?

[I. Hustle]

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6609/cheetara009copytk1.jpg :smchode:

FTMFW!

[I. Hustle]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/laser_kitties.jpg
http://a5.vox.com/6a00c2251e2f198fdb00e398c954cd0001-320pi

[mcornelio]

I Dont Believe This.... I Havent Been On The Forums For At Least A Year... And I Come Back And This Thread Is Still Here.... This Is Nuts.

[CuckingFunt]

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/7623/funnypicturesambushcatkr1.jpg

[I. Hustle]

http://roguesgallerytx.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/ohnoes.jpeg

[I. Hustle]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/1168702253-11674885811774361.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Why? You still have that ginormous canker sore on your mouth?no, but i'd hate for you to wonder where the smell of feces is coming from as you apply it to your mouth.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

have you seen the cat riding the roomba?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

funny stuff.

[I. Hustle]

noone has
http://lolbots.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/im-in-ur-roombz-vacuumin-ur-cats.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i meant the video.

[ORION]

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/7623/funnypicturesambushcatkr1.jpg

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[I. Hustle]

i meant the video.

I meant the roomba ate it...






and the cats

[CuckingFunt]

I don't get the whole Roomba thing. It looks like you'd have to clean out the dust trap every five seconds.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I meant the roomba ate it...






and the cats

cougers :lmao

[I. Hustle]

cougers :lmao

exactly cougers:hat

[ORION]

dang it

[I. Hustle]

I don't get the whole Roomba thing. It looks like you'd have to clean out the dust trap every five seconds.

nah you just have to buy one that 5 feet in circumference

[mrsmaalox]

no, but i'd hate for you to wonder where the smell of feces is coming from as you apply it to your mouth.

Well i found it at the bottom of my black purse, so unless you drove down here, snuck into my house, rifled thru my purse and found my lipstick, then shoved it up your ass, put it back in my purse and left, then I think it should be alright.

But I wouldn't put is past you to do that!

[ORION]

http://www.freewebs.com/bens80cartoons/Battle%20cat.jpg
:bike:

[I. Hustle]

http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/he-man/battle-cat.jpg
:bike:

http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/he-man/battle-cat.jpg:donkey

[ORION]

http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/he-man/battle-cat.jpg:donkey

shut up ! I know that

[Viva Las Espuelas]

But I wouldn't put is past you to do that!
:wakeup

[I. Hustle]

shut up ! I know that

http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/he-man/battle-cat.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

Okay everyone...tonight is my son's debut as the starting center for the Reagan High School freshman basketball team! He's awesome, but I'm excited/nervous so if you guys all send some positive mojo my way, I promise to remember every single one of you when we make to the NBA!! :tu

[ORION]

Okay everyone...tonight is my son's debut as the starting center for the Reagan High School freshman basketball team! He's awesome, but I'm excited/nervous so if you guys all send some positive mojo my way, I promise to remember every single one of you when we make to the NBA!! :tu

For a fee I can train him to be a better basketball player

[I. Hustle]

Okay everyone...tonight is my son's debut as the starting center for the Reagan High School freshman basketball team! He's awesome, but I'm excited/nervous so if you guys all send some positive mojo my way, I promise to remember every single one of you when we make to the NBA!! :tu

Hey that's cool. Post up some pics of the game.

[mrsmaalox]

For a fee I can train him to be a better basketball player

I already pay an arm and a leg to his personal trainer, Mike Ekanem, who is the strength and condtioning coach for the Silver Stars. I don't have any money left :(

[samikeyp]

Okay everyone...tonight is my son's debut as the starting center for the Reagan High School freshman basketball team! He's awesome, but I'm excited/nervous so if you guys all send some positive mojo my way, I promise to remember every single one of you when we make to the NBA!! :tu

Good luck! :toast

[I. Hustle]

I already pay an arm and a leg to his personal trainer, Mike Ekanem, who is the strength and condtioning coach for the Silver Stars. I don't have any money left :(

Now he is going to play like a girl! Great job mom! Great job!

[mrsmaalox]

Now he is going to play like a girl! Great job mom! Great job!

"Juwanna Mann"

[ORION]

I already pay an arm and a leg to his personal trainer, Mike Ekanem, who is the strength and condtioning coach for the Silver Stars. I don't have any money left :(

yeah but that dude is not going to teach him how to play. If he needs a strength and conditioning coach he must be uncoordinated. How much do you pay that guy just curious because I need a career move

[ORION]

Now he is going to play like a girl! Great job mom! Great job!

:lol

[ashbeeigh]

I already pay an arm and a leg to his personal trainer, Mike Ekanem, who is the strength and condtioning coach for the Silver Stars. I don't have any money left :(

He went to TLU! Shit you not. He graduated a year before me. He is a babe and a half.

[ashbeeigh]

I stand corrected. He graduated in '05.

[ORION]

He went to TLU! Shit you not. He graduated a year before me. He is a babe and a half.

then he doesn't know how to play basketball. I'm not expensive

[ashbeeigh]

then he doesn't know how to play basketball. I'm not expensive

Screw you. I think he played professionally in Europe for a bit too. maalox probably knows more about him then I do.

[I. Hustle]

yeah he's cheap. Just buy him a sixer and some tacos and not only will he teach your kid he'll level your house.

[I. Hustle]

Screw you. I think he played professionally in Europe for a bit too. maalox probably knows more about him then I do.

Europe sux. I played pro over there

[ORION]

ok maybe he does

[ORION]

Screw you. I think he played professionally in Europe for a bit too. maalox probably knows more about him then I do.

whoa , I think I just hit a nerve. I sense history

[ORION]

Europe sux. I played pro over there

I don't want to talk about that

[ashbeeigh]

whoa , I think I just hit a nerve. I sense history

I only wish there was history.

[ORION]

I only wish there was history.

well he did good for himself. Unlike the others who could play and never did anything else with their life. :pctoss

[I. Hustle]

well he did good for himself. Unlike the others who could play and never did anything else with their life. :pctoss

:bang

[Viva Las Espuelas]

LQ-jv8g1YVI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-jv8g1YVI

[ORION]

LQ-jv8g1YVI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-jv8g1YVI

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

isn't it hilarious. i sat there in amazement just watching it.

[CuckingFunt]

isn't it hilarious. i sat there in amazement just watching it.

Nothing beats cats and a laser pointer.

xZfK8ulOIt0

HMHi5YNP0oE

w1wAT8vBPbI

[ORION]

isn't it hilarious. i sat there in amazement just watching it.

The cat just rode it and showed no emotion ....:lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The cat just rode it and showed no emotion ....:lmaoi know. it's great. kinda like the monkeys did in Project X.

[mrsmaalox]

yeah but that dude is not going to teach him how to play. If he needs a strength and conditioning coach he must be uncoordinated. How much do you pay that guy just curious because I need a career move

He's coordinated, but he's the typical big man. Not to fast or flexible. His rate is $50/hr, but I get a special rate of $35.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

He's coordinated, but he's the typical big man. Not to fast or flexible. His rate is $50/hr, but I get a special rate of $35.
it's good you found your lipstick

[ORION]

but I get a special rate of $35.

I said it before and I'll say it again ...too easy

[mrsmaalox]

Screw you. I think he played professionally in Europe for a bit too. maalox probably knows more about him then I do.

Yes he played and yes he is very attractive.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I said it before and I'll say it again ..

there's no way you come from my loins.

[mrsmaalox]

I said it before and I'll say it again ...too easy

Special recommendation from another trainer named "Tank"

[I. Hustle]

I wonder what you would have to do to bring it down to $25 an hour

[mrsmaalox]

The cat just rode it and showed no emotion ....:lmao

Cats never show emotion

[I. Hustle]

Special recommendation from another trainer named "Tank"

Is he a little black guy?

[mrsmaalox]

Is he a little black guy?

Built like a fire hydrant

[I. Hustle]

Built like a fire hydrant

So he is a short black dude then right?

[mrsmaalox]

So he is a short black dude then right?

yep

[I. Hustle]

yep

Friend of yours?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

a box needs cleansing.

[mrsmaalox]

Friend of yours?

Nope

[I. Hustle]

Nope

In that case I can't stand that bitch. I used to play ball with him

[CuckingFunt]

a box needs cleansing.

Not terribly surprising, but a bit too much information. I'm eating lunch.

[mrsmaalox]

In that case I can't stand that bitch. I used to play ball with him

I just know him from the gym.

[I. Hustle]

I just know him from the gym.

Which Gold's do you go to? It is Gold's right

[mrsmaalox]

In that case I can't stand that bitch. I used to play ball with him

So I guess I shouldn't mention your name for additional discounts?

[JudynTX]

Who is built like a fire hydrant?

[mrsmaalox]

Which Gold's do you go to? It is Gold's right

I go to Triton--the old Thousand Oaks Raquet Club

[mrsmaalox]

Who is built like a fire hydrant?

A dude named Tank

[JudynTX]

A dude named Tank

Wait, are we talking about his arms? :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Wait, are we talking about his arms? :lol

His body. He's short and stocky. Hard as a rock.

[I. Hustle]

I go to Triton--the old Thousand Oaks Raquet Club

Well he used to work at Gold's.


How is that place? It's not far from where I live. What are the prices like?



And no don't mention me.

I just can't stand guys that cry foul for every little thing but then scratch the shit out of you with their nails and try to push you around. He didn't like that I called him out on it. I wasn't afraid of his bitch ass.

[JudynTX]

His body. He's short and stocky. Hard as a rock.

Sounds delicious.

[ORION]

In that case I can't stand that bitch. I used to play ball with him

where at?

[I. Hustle]

Pecker Shit Ass !

:downspin:

[I. Hustle]

where at?

Southside Gold's Gym

[ORION]

Southside Gold's Gym

whoa there gangsta

[ORION]

Well he used to work at Gold's.


How is that place? It's not far from where I live. What are the prices like?



And no don't mention me.

I just can't stand guys that cry foul for every little thing but then scratch the shit out of you with their nails and try to push you around. He didn't like that I called him out on it. I wasn't afraid of his bitch ass.

thats when you have to learn to make fun of them

[CuckingFunt]

You know who I used to play basketball with?




No one.

[ORION]

You know who I used to play basketball with?




No one.

liar ! we used to play all the time. I stopped playing with you because you throw too many elbows

[CuckingFunt]

liar ! we used to play all the time. I stopped playing with you because you throw too many elbows

That's true. I play dirty.

[mrsmaalox]

Well he used to work at Gold's.


How is that place? It's not far from where I live. What are the prices like?



And no don't mention me.

I just can't stand guys that cry foul for every little thing but then scratch the shit out of you with their nails and try to push you around. He didn't like that I called him out on it. I wasn't afraid of his bitch ass.

It's okay. A gym is a gym is a gym. But really they are making it pretty nice; a Lifetime knock off. $70/month for the family.

[I. Hustle]

thats when you have to learn to make fun of them

Nah I try to fight right away. I threw the ball to the side and told him to stop acting like a bitch.

[I. Hustle]

It's okay. A gym is a gym is a gym. But really they are making it pretty nice; a Lifetime knock off. $70/month for the family.

$70 is not bad. How many people and how much individually? Can you get me a brochure? How about a tour? Work with me here. Work with me.

[CuckingFunt]

Gyms = :td.

[ORION]

Nah I try to fight right away. I threw the ball to the side and told him to stop acting like a bitch.

weak...next time he drives the lane knock him on his naglitas

[mrsmaalox]

$70 is not bad. How many people and how much individually? Can you get me a brochure? How about a tour? Work with me here. Work with me.

I could introduce you to a dude named Tank!

I think an individual is like $30---mine is for 5 people.

[ORION]

I could introduce you to a dude named Tank!

I think an individual is like $30---mine is for 5 people.

thats cheap. Do they have a court?

[mrsmaalox]

Gyms = :td.

I agree. I prefer ladies only gyms. Sweaty men gross me out.

[mrsmaalox]

thats cheap. Do they have a court?

Several. Freakin' football field too!

[CuckingFunt]

I agree. I prefer ladies only gyms. Sweaty men gross me out.

I don't like any type of gyms, because I can't stand working out. I've always been naturally active, but it has to be outside and far away from machines.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't like any type of gyms, because I can't stand working out. I've always been naturally active, but it has to be outside and far away from machines.

Me too. I run on a trail outside. But I like aerobics. And since I am my son's personal chauffeur I figure I may as well workout if I have to drive him and then pick him up.

[ORION]

Several. Freakin' football field too!

that is just stupid

[I. Hustle]

Several. Freakin' football field too!

badass

[I. Hustle]

that is just stupid

football field is stupid but several courts? That's cool

[I. Hustle]

I could introduce you to a dude named Tank!



I can introduce you to Deez

[CuckingFunt]

Je ne veux pas aller au dentiste cet après-midi.

[ORION]

football field is stupid but several courts? That's cool

thats what I meant. I'd say lets have another basketball GTG but that always happens and then nothing ever happens. We had one over a year ago

[I. Hustle]

thats what I meant. I'd say lets have another basketball GTG but that always happens and then nothing ever happens. We had one over a year ago

I haven't played ball in a long time. I need to get back out there.

[ORION]

Je ne veux pas aller au dentiste cet après-midi.

are you having your widom teeth taken out?

[ORION]

I haven't played ball in a long time. I need to get back out there.

wouldn't do you any good because you'd still suck

[I. Hustle]

wouldn't do you any good because you'd still suck

Yeah but I can put on my goggles and sweatband and that would be sweet

[I. Hustle]

Je ne veux pas aller au dentiste cet après-midi.

I can translate.

It says. "Whenever I see an I. Hustle post I get wet" it can either be get wet or cream my chones. It depends on the region

[ORION]

Yeah but I can put on my goggles and sweatband and that would be sweet

maybe....keep talking....

[ORION]

Je ne veux pas aller au dentiste cet après-midi.

Pendant que vous dormez le Dentiste s'emparera de votre sein

[CuckingFunt]

are you having your widom teeth taken out?

No. I have a molar that had two fillings, both of which fell out within the last year, and I'm just now finally getting around to having it looked at.

[CuckingFunt]

Pendant que vous dormez le Dentiste s'emparera de votre sein

This dentist doesn't use nitrous.

[I. Hustle]

maybe....keep talking....

Well I guess my knee braces, yes two, and shorts. I mean real shorts not these capris that the young kids wear. I am talking mid thigh. perfect for putting on the right moves.

[ORION]

This dentist doesn't use nitrous.

Le Dentiste s'emparera de son pénis a mis alors ses mains dans votre bouche

[I. Hustle]

This dentist doesn't use nitrous.

You two and your freakin code language. Does dentist mean sex and is nitrous condoms? I am lost here.

[CuckingFunt]

Le Dentiste s'emparera de son pénis a mis alors ses mains dans votre bouche

It's a lady.

[ORION]

Well I guess my knee braces, yes two, and shorts. I mean real shorts not these capris that the young kids wear. I am talking mid thigh. perfect for putting on the right moves.

When I was a freshman in high school we wore these shorts that I jumped a certain way you could see my balls

[I. Hustle]

Le Dentiste s'emparera de son pénis a mis alors ses mains dans votre bouche

OK OK I saw that he was saying something about penis and bouche which sounds like bush.


I will decode this shit yet.

[CuckingFunt]

OK OK I saw that he was saying something about penis and bouche which sounds like bush.


I will decode this shit yet.

Babelfish is your friend.

[ORION]

It's a lady.

Le Dentiste penchera sur vous et place son sein dans votre bouche

[I. Hustle]

Babelfish is your friend.

F that I am doing this on my own

[ORION]

Babelfish is your friend.

I was using freetranslations

[CuckingFunt]

Le Dentiste penchera sur vous et place son sein dans votre bouche

Only if she's cute and asks permission.

[CuckingFunt]

I was using freetranslations

I was/am using my brain.

[ORION]

F that I am doing this on my own

Juste retourner à votre maison et porter ces short de fille pendant que voyageant votre girafe

[I. Hustle]

I was using freetranslations

cheaterbitch

[ORION]

I was/am using my brain.

menteur !

[I. Hustle]

Juste retourner à votre maison et porter ces short de fille pendant que voyageant votre girafe

Something about you liking to fill your ass with a penis the size of a giraffes neck.

[ORION]

cheaterbitch

l'amant excité de chien !

[ORION]

Something about you liking to fill your ass with a penis the size of a giraffes neck.

Vous aimez vous gargariser avec le sperme d'autruche

[ORION]

Ceci est amusant

[CuckingFunt]

menteur !

Mais non! Je suis une étudiante de français.

[I. Hustle]

Ceci est amusant

No it's not!

[I. Hustle]

Vous aimez vous gargariser avec le sperme d'autruche

Something about aimimg sperm at your mouth so you can gargle.


That's gross dude.

[ORION]

Something about aimimg sperm at your mouth so you can gargle.


That's gross dude.

Look it up

[I. Hustle]

Look it up

HEY! Aside from the ostrich I was pretty close.



attendez une secccccooooonnnnndddddde

[RashoFan]

God damn Jason Statham's sexiness. Now I'm going to have to go see Transporter 3, even though I know damn well it's going to suck donkey nuts.

Wow, I actually agree with CF on 2 things..The sexiness of Jason Statham :drool:
and Transporter3 will more than likely suck donkey nuts.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5673/1225765276662iz1rl0.png

[ORION]

:lmao
http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5673/1225765276662iz1rl0.png

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS HILARIOUS !!! :lmao:lmao

This shirt cured my AIDS!

There is no way our shirt cured AIDS


THANKS WOLF SHIRT

:lmao

[ORION]

man I seriously want to get this shirt. This is actually something my brother would probably wear though.

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao "Born to bone"!!!

[I. Hustle]

:lmao "Born to bone"!!!

I have that tattoed on my arm

[ORION]

I want this sweater bad.

[ORION]

I have that tattoed on my arm

but you have one little extra word in your tattoo

[I. Hustle]

:lmao

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS HILARIOUS !!! :lmao:lmao

This shirt cured my AIDS!

There is no way our shirt cured AIDS


THANKS WOLF SHIRT

:lmao

That probably made me laugh more than the other comments

[mrsmaalox]

but you have one little extra word in your tattoo

"boys"????

[ORION]

"boys"????

ohhhh!!!! I was going to go with "get" as is Born to get Boned , but you took it there

[I. Hustle]

"boys"????

HEY!

[mrsmaalox]

Born to Bone Boys has a nice tattooey, sing-song quality to it, I think.

[I. Hustle]

Born to Bone Boys has a nice tattooey, sing-song quality to it, I think.

I like b00bs. B00BS!!!

[mrsmaalox]

I like b00bs. B00BS!!!

yesterday's news :rolleyes

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I like b00bs. B00BS!!!
there's my cue.
http://img.ent.tom.com/images/pics/061119laren/d/1.jpg

[I. Hustle]

I don't like her.























I love her!

[marini martini]

Viva's messing with the Asian Sexy Girl website again!!!

[I. Hustle]

yesterday's news :rolleyes

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/fallen4yooh/random%202/20051007114901l.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

Viva's messing with the Asian Sexy Girl website again!!!

Again?! You mean "still". Those may be from his personal file I suspect.

[marini martini]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/fallen4yooh/random%202/20051007114901l.jpg

:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/fallen4yooh/random%202/20051007114901l.jpg

You suck! :lmao :lmao

[I. Hustle]

You suck! :lmao :lmao

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p224/bijansta/you_suck.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Viva's messing with the Asian Sexy Girl website again!!!
she's not asian. at least i don't think. when i get around to looking at her eyes i'll let you know.

[ashbeeigh]

oh my god I am sooooo cold! I think I'm getting sick. :( :td

[I. Hustle]

oh my god I am sooooo cold! I think I'm getting sick. :) :td

Ugh I think I am getting sick too. I didn't think I could get it from your whirly twirly blow j's

[ashbeeigh]

Ugh I think I am getting sick too. I didn't think I could get it from your whirly twirly blow j's

That was our secret! Now the whole world knows! :madrun

[I. Hustle]

That was our secret! Now the whole world knows! :madrun

I'm sorry:depressed


Does that mean I don't get one tonight?

[ORION]

:sleep

[I. Hustle]

:sleep

:ihit

[ORION]

Where is Shoog ?! He better be hiding

[I. Hustle]

He is.

[mrsmaalox]

Okay guys, last night my son's team won 60 to 40. He scored 10 pts, had one amazing block, about a zillion rebounds and some awesome defense. He played 32 out of 40mins. Tonight is the first game of the Clemens H.S. tournament and I do believe they can take the whole thing!! :cooldevil

[ORION]

He is.

I send him something and then he hides. just like a honky

[ORION]

Okay guys, last night my son's team won 60 to 40. He scored 10 pts, had one amazing block, about a zillion rebounds and some awesome defense. He played 32 out of 40mins. Tonight is the first game of the Clemens H.S. tournament and I do believe they can take the whole thing!! :cooldevil

how tall is he ?

[mrsmaalox]

how tall is he ?

6'2'', 170lbs, at 14 yrs old

[ashbeeigh]

He sounds like a badass maalox. Way to go! As long as they don't meet Clark in any bi-sistrict stuff I will cheer for him!

[I. Hustle]

I was 5'9 and out rebounding the varsity centers at 13! Booyaa

[I. Hustle]

He sounds like a badass maalox. Way to go! As long as they don't meet Clark in any bi-sistrict stuff I will cheer for him!

GIVE ME MY WTBJ!

[I. Hustle]

Okay guys, last night my son's team won 60 to 40. He scored 10 pts, had one amazing block, about a zillion rebounds and some awesome defense. He played 32 out of 40mins. Tonight is the first game of the Clemens H.S. tournament and I do believe they can take the whole thing!! :cooldevil

:lobt2:

[ORION]

6'2'', 170lbs, at 14 yrs old

I was 6'2" at 14 also but stopped growing then too. I wasn't 170 though so he has a little meat on him. I think I might have been 140 if that.

[mrsmaalox]

He sounds like a badass maalox. Way to go! As long as they don't meet Clark in any bi-sistrict stuff I will cheer for him!

Yea he's pretty awesome :spin

And he'll be kicking Clark's ass easily and twice on Sunday! :D

[mrsmaalox]

I was 6'2" at 14 also but stopped growing then too. I wasn't 170 though so he has a little meat on him. I think I might have been 140 if that.

His dad is 6'3", I'm 5'6" we'll see where he ends up.

[ORION]

Yea he's pretty awesome :spin

And he'll be kicking Clark's ass easily and twice on Sunday! :D

who didn't kick clarks ass in high school basketball. We even beat them and we are a little tiny school

[ORION]

His dad is 6'3", I'm 5'6" we'll see where he ends up.

he may grow a few inches but get him away from playing center and teach him to handle the ball and shoot

[I. Hustle]

he may grow a few inches but get him away from playing center and teach him to handle the ball and shoot

Hell yeah! Drop that center bullshit.

[mrsmaalox]

he may grow a few inches but get him away from playing center and teach him to handle the ball and shoot

He's moving faster, after working all summer with the trainer. His shooting is great. On his club team, they live and die by his shooting. Unfortunately at this age his height works against him in a way because he get utilized in big man spots only.

[ORION]

He's moving faster, after working all summer with the trainer. His shooting is great. On his club team, they live and die by his shooting. Unfortunately at this age his height works against him in a way because he get utilized in big man spots only.

but he needs to show them his different skills

[ORION]

He's moving faster, after working all summer with the trainer. His shooting is great. On his club team, they live and die by his shooting. Unfortunately at this age his height works against him in a way because he get utilized in big man spots only.

just wait until he gets the first girl pregnant

[ashbeeigh]

just wait until he gets the first girl pregnant

:lmao silly. He goes to Reagan, not Brackenridge.

[mrsmaalox]

but he needs to show them his different skills

Yea I know but it's not easy when most high school players are shrimps. The coaches see a big guy and he's pretty much marked.

[ORION]

:lmao silly. He goes to Reagan, not Brackenridge.

I know tons of people who went to Brack. I guess at Reagan your more likely to get your cousin pregnant

[ORION]

Yea I know but it's not easy when most high school players are shrimps. The coaches see a big guy and he's pretty much marked.

He needs to speak up and take on the role of captain. Tell call plenty of isolation plays for himself

[mrsmaalox]

just wait until he gets the first girl pregnant

He's too smart for that! *famous last words*

[I. Hustle]

I used to talk to some chicks that went to Brack... and Lee and Edison and Jefferson... and so on and so on

[I. Hustle]

Tell him needs to demand a contract extension and a new house for his mom.

[mrsmaalox]

I know tons of people who went to Brack. I guess at Reagan your more likely to get your cousin pregnant

No you're more likely to get a doctor's kid pregnant! Discounted terminations.

[I. Hustle]

No you're more likely to get a doctor's kid pregnant! Discounted terminations.

I heard he plays it safe and pulls out.

[ashbeeigh]

Discounted terminations.
:wow lol.

Does your son know you talk about him online?

[I. Hustle]

:wow lol.

Does your son know you talk about him online?

Do you know that I am waiting for my WTBJ?

[ORION]

I used to talk to some chicks that went to Brack... and Lee and Edison and Jefferson... and so on and so on
Hey we might have banged the same chicks. High 5!

[mrsmaalox]

:wow lol.

Does your son know you talk about him online?

I know that was an ugly thing to say. :(

I've never told him I talk about him; but he's well aware what a proud mama I am so I don't think it would come as a shock or anything.

[ORION]

I heard he plays it safe and pulls out.
No I've heard he just does anal.

[I. Hustle]

Hey we might have banged the same chicks. High 5!

Alright! High 5!

When did you graduate?

[mrsmaalox]

No I've heard he just does anal.

:madrun :makemyday

[ORION]

Alright! High 5!

When did you graduate?

96

[ORION]

:madrun :makemyday

Haha. I kid

[ORION]

Would you look at me now
Can you tell I'm a man
With these scars on my wrist to prove I'll try again

[I. Hustle]

No I've heard he just does anal.

I've heard he only bangs guys so there is no risk of pregnancy

[I. Hustle]

96

I graduated 97 so yeah me might have hit the same hoes.

[ORION]

I graduated 97 so yeah me might have hit the same hoes.
When I got them they were virgins. Your welcome

[timvp]

Can someone bring me some cheddar cheese and some grapefruit juice.

Thanks.

[ORION]

Can someone bring me some cheddar cheese and some grapefruit juice.

Thanks.
What brand of cheese because WIC only let's you have one kind. Also on the juice

[I. Hustle]

I got some fromunda cheese and can probably get you some fresh squeezed

[ShoogarBear]

Where is Shoog ?! He better be hiding


I send him something and then he hides. just like a honky


I didn't get nuttin.

:wakeup

[Silver21_Black20]

So .... sleepy!

[ATRAIN]

So .... sleepy!

Hey whats up SB how you been its been a long time. You keeping Steven in check?

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey whats up SB how you been its been a long time. You keeping Steven in check?

Hey A! I've been good, getting ready for bed. I always keep Steven in check ;)

[ORION]

I didn't get nuttin.

:wakeup

you dang vampire ! I sent it to your yahoo

[ATRAIN]

Hey A! I've been good, getting ready for bed. I always keep Steven in check ;)

You working graveyard some where? Or did you just stay up all night? LOL yeah we know you do. Have you talked to mel?

[I. Hustle]

You working graveyard some where? Or did you just stay up all night? LOL yeah we know you do. Have you talked to mel?

PM thread

[ORION]

what is this "I'm so happy Buddy Buddy" gay shit ??

[Silver21_Black20]

You working graveyard some where? Or did you just stay up all night? LOL yeah we know you do. Have you talked to mel?

Yup, I work overnight. No, I haven't talked to Mel. Has she disappeared too?

[ORION]

You working graveyard some where? Or did you just stay up all night? LOL yeah we know you do. Have you talked to mel?

your gaying this place up. Don't bother her

[ATRAIN]

PM thread

there is a PM thread? Others havent heard from SB in a while im sure so its for everyone. Viva is the only poster on the forum police payroll so deal with it.

[florige]

what is this "I'm so happy Buddy Buddy" gay shit ??



It's a beautiful morning isn't it guys?:king

[Silver21_Black20]

what is this "I'm so happy Buddy Buddy" gay shit ??

ORION, shut the fuck up!!!

[ATRAIN]

your gaying this place up. Don't bother her

Your not supposed to talk till 11 so shut your mouth.

[ORION]

ORION, shut the fuck up!!!

much better, thank you

[Silver21_Black20]

ORION, shut the fuck up!!!

Awww ... that was my first curse word in a Quattro thread in a long time.

[I. Hustle]

there is a PM thread? Others havent heard from SB in a while im sure so its for everyone. Viva is the only poster on the forum police payroll so deal with it.

Hurt feelings thread

[ATRAIN]

Yup, I work overnight. No, I haven't talked to Mel. Has she disappeared too?

She hasnt posted in a while. I talked to her a few weeks back but she said something about Orion and I.Queer being ass buddies.

[ATRAIN]

Hurt feelings thread

LMAO Hurt Feelings, yeah im crying right now cause you told me my post was a PM thread hahahaha. Don't be mad cause you caught Orion's VD from getting his sloppy seconds.

[Silver21_Black20]

She hasnt posted in a while. I talked to her a few weeks back but she said something about Orion and I.Queer being ass buddies.

Among other posters, I can see that.

[ATRAIN]

It's a beautiful morning isn't it guys?:king

LOL I guess the Sun troll is on vacation.

[florige]

LOL I guess the Sun troll is on vacation.


Nah I was just contributing to the gaying it up....

[ATRAIN]

Nah I was just contributing to the gaying it up....

LOL yeah might as well they have been gaying it up over the last few months.

[I. Hustle]

She hasnt posted in a while. I talked to her a few weeks back but she said something about Orion and I.Queer being ass buddies.

Changing my name thread

[Silver21_Black20]

Nah I was just contributing to the gaying it up....

It seems to come easy to you.

:p:

[I. Hustle]

LMAO Hurt Feelings, yeah im crying right now cause you told me my post was a PM thread hahahaha. Don't be mad cause you caught Orion's VD from getting his sloppy seconds.

STD thread

[ORION]

LMAO Hurt Feelings, yeah im crying right now cause you told me my post was a PM thread hahahaha. Don't be mad cause you caught Orion's VD from getting his sloppy seconds.

stalker thread

[ATRAIN]

It seems to come easy to you.

:p:

Yeah it does, why do you think Flo joined the force. He loves them other men in uniforms.

[florige]

It seems to come easy to you.

:p:



Ouch! I thought we were cool....:lol

[ORION]

Ouch! I thought we were cool....:lol

like doing each others hair cool ?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Would you look at me now
Can you tell I'm a man
With these scars on my wrist to prove I'll try again
the anniversary is coming up quick.