Free Quattro Razor (17)

[ORION]

Was it wrapped around your cock in a suggestive fashion?

It was in that region. This one dude was holding a black table cloth and I said let me hold that for you, but I offered the fake hand. Well he gave it to the fake hand without looking and the whole halloween decoration came down.

[CuckingFunt]

you know the very first porn mag I saw was almost this exactly

The very first porn mag I ever saw didn't show any actual penetration.

[Melmart1]

I'd like to go see RocknRolla, but it's not playing here.

Gerard Butler. Yummmmm.

[peewee's lovechild]

It was in that region. This one dude was holding a black table cloth and I said let me hold that for you, but I offered the fake hand. Well he gave it to the fake hand without looking and the whole halloween decoration came down.

Hahaha

[ShoogarBear]

That's usually the response to about 75% of my DVD collection.
You have The Complete Three Stooges Library?

[CuckingFunt]

You have The Complete Three Stooges Library?

No. I do not.

[ShoogarBear]

Eventus stultorum magister.

You know . . . Frederic fucking Chopin.

[ORION]

Dude, I HAVE TO know what that was.
It was as you described with the water but it was a campaign bottle. It molded me into the fine person that I am today

[Melmart1]

Why is ORION online right now? Surely all of his viejito customers are asleep by now.

[CuckingFunt]

It was as you described with the water but it was a campaign bottle. It molded me into the fine person that I am today

There's a pretty big difference between a champagne bottle and a 5-gallon jug.

[peewee's lovechild]

You know . . . Frederic fucking Chopin.

I want your blood. And I want your souls. And I want them both right now!

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, ORION, I apologize. I forgot you were there. You may go now.

[ShoogarBear]

I want your blood. And I want your souls. And I want them both right now!

You tell 'em I'm coming . . . and HELL's coming with me!

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh, ORION, I apologize. I forgot you were there. You may go now.

You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?

[peewee's lovechild]

I just saw on of Paul McCartney's newest videos.

It's fucking hilarious seeing that bitch trying to channel his inner Justin Timberlake.

[ShoogarBear]

Why Mel, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.

[peewee's lovechild]

You tell 'em I'm coming . . . and HELL's coming with me!

Make no mistake, it's not revenge he's after. It's a reckonin'.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why Mel, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.

You skin that smoke wagon and we'll see what happens!

[Melmart1]

Why Mel, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.

:wtf

[CuckingFunt]

I could get super nerdy and watch a couple discs of "Firefly" to stave my boredom.

[Melmart1]

What the hell is a bustle?

[peewee's lovechild]

I could get super nerdy and watch a couple discs of "Firefly" to stave my boredom.

There is nothing nerdy about "Firefly".

A pox on you for saying such blasphemous idiocy.

[peewee's lovechild]

What the hell is a bustle?

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

:wtf

See, Mel is a chick for sure. She has no idea what we're talking about.

[peewee's lovechild]

What the hell is a bustle?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bustle

[ShoogarBear]

You skin that smoke wagon and we'll see what happens!

:lol

That might be the best non-Holliday line in the movie.

[ORION]

Why is ORION online right now? Surely all of his viejito customers are asleep by now.

I was bored and I was posting while watching The Last Dragon

[peewee's lovechild]

See, Mel is a chick for sure. She has no idea what we're talking about.

She ain't no Big Nose Kate.

[ShoogarBear]

Skin that smoke wagon. I'm going to have to find a way to use that phrase in conversation tomorrow.

[CuckingFunt]

What the hell is a bustle?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/archive/a/a4/20051107152541%21Bustle.png

The ass part.

[Melmart1]

See, Mel is a chick for sure. She has no idea what we're talking about.

So, not knowing what a bustle is=female? Okey dokey. I think I just entered an alternate universe. Oh wait, I am in the Quattro.

[peewee's lovechild]

Skin that smoke wagon. I'm going to have to find a way to use that phrase in conversation tomorrow.

I use it all the time, surprisingly enough.

But, I don't think I use it with it's intended purpose.

[CuckingFunt]

There is nothing nerdy about "Firefly".

A pox on you for saying such blasphemous idiocy.

You're calling me a blasphemer when I own the entire series on DVD? Craziness.

[ShoogarBear]

See, Mel is a chick for sure. She has no idea what we're talking about.

Although the fact that Miss Fashion Queen doesn't know what's a bustle is a little concerning.

[ShoogarBear]

I use it all the time, surprisingly enough.

But, I don't think I use it with it's intended purpose.

You probably transpose the skin and smoke.

[peewee's lovechild]

You're calling me a blasphemer when I own the entire series on DVD? Craziness.

It's not nerdy.

At all.

May the gods strike you down for saying such a thing.

[peewee's lovechild]

You probably transpose the skin and smoke.

Smoke that skin wagon.

:lol:lol:lol:lol

[ShoogarBear]

So, not knowing what a bustle is=female? Okey dokey. I think I just entered an alternate universe. Oh wait, I am in the Quattro.

No, not recognizing quotes from one of the top 10 greatest movies of all time = female.

[CuckingFunt]

So, not knowing what a bustle is=female?

No. The fact that you can't instantly recognize dialog from Tombstone makes you unquestionably female.

[Melmart1]

Although the fact that Miss Fashion Queen doesn't know what's a bustle is a little concerning.

That's because Ms. Writer thought it meant a hurried state.

[CuckingFunt]

It's not nerdy.

At all.

May the gods strike you down for saying such a thing.

Oh, calm yourself. Nerdy is a term of endearment.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm watching a Police concert and there's young kids in the crowd.

What the fuck?

They were all just sperm swimming in somebody's sack when the Police were making their impact.

Fuck all them.

[Melmart1]

No. The fact that you can't instantly recognize dialog from Tombstone makes you unquestionably female.

Never seen it.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm watching a Police concert and there's young kids in the crowd.

What the fuck?

They were all just sperm swimming in somebody's sack when the Police were making their impact.

Fuck all them.

Like you and The Beatles?

[ShoogarBear]

I've never seen an episode of Firefly.

Really, I haven't watched any TV science fiction since the original Star Trek.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh, calm yourself. Nerdy is a term of endearment.

I take offense because, as far as anyone is concerned, "Firefly" and "Serenity" are gospel.

They prophesize the future of the human race.

[CuckingFunt]

I've never seen an episode of Firefly.

Really, I haven't watched any TV science fiction since the original Star Trek.

Firefly is awesomeness, but I know lots of people who can't get into it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Like you and The Beatles?

Fuck all that.

First of all, I never attended any of their concerts.

Secondly, I was alive and well when John Lennon cut his solo records.

So, fuck you.

[ShoogarBear]

Never seen it.

How lewd.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've never seen an episode of Firefly.

Really, I haven't watched any TV science fiction since the original Star Trek.

'the fuck is wrong wich you?

See the entire glorious one season of Firefly.

It will change your life.

[Melmart1]

How lewd.

I've been accused of worse.

[CuckingFunt]

I take offense because, as far as anyone is concerned, "Firefly" and "Serenity" are gospel.

They prophesize the future of the human race.

Why can't the future of the human race be nerdy?

That would rock socks, as far as I'm concerned. We need more nerdiness in this world.

[peewee's lovechild]

Firefly is awesomeness, but I know lots of people who can't get into it.

Those people should be taken to the back of a barn and get handed over to some overly horny bulls.

Fuck them.

[ORION]

Oh, ORION, I apologize. I forgot you were there. You may go now.
What in hell's half acre are you talking about? Did I miss something. I'd be nice to me if I was you shoog because you may need my help very soon. You are at that age.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck all that.

First of all, I never attended any of their concerts.

Secondly, I was alive and well when John Lennon cut his solo records.

So, fuck you.

If I grew up in a time of such craptastic music as the youth of today, I'd go to Police concerts, too.

[CuckingFunt]

What in hell's half acre are you talking about? Did I miss something. I'd be nice to me if I was you shoog because you may need my help very soon. You are at that age.

It seems ORION is unquestionably female, too.

[ShoogarBear]

What in hell's half acre are you talking about? Did I miss something. I'd be nice to me if I was you shoog because you may need my help very soon. You are at that age.

Oh, crap, is ORION a chick, too?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Fuck all that.

First of all, I never attended any of their concerts.

Secondly, I was alive and well when John Lennon cut his solo records.

So, fuck you.

He died in 80, you are like 32. So you were 3 when he died. Don't act like you were listening to his shit when he was putting it out.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why can't the future of the human race be nerdy?

That would rock socks, as far as I'm concerned. We need more nerdiness in this world.

Because nerds can't handle guns.

The future is full of all sorts of kickassery by the likes of Mal and Jane.

Nerds have no place in that kind of future.

Can you see Bill Gates being the Captain of a pirate space ship going up against a galactic empire whilst beating the shit out of a kamakazie, kung fu black bounty hunter type dude that kills even children?

Fuck all that.

[ShoogarBear]

Dude, you have to go rent Tombstone. Immediately.

[peewee's lovechild]

What in hell's half acre are you talking about? Did I miss something. I'd be nice to me if I was you shoog because you may need my help very soon. You are at that age.

Can you trick out his scooter?

He's gonna need some spinners on his 32" wheels.

[ShoogarBear]

He died in 80, you are like 32. So you were 3 when he died. Don't act like you were listening to his shit when he was putting it out.

I was in college when he was killed. People went apeshit. I was like, meh.

[ORION]

It seems ORION is unquestionably female, too.
Haha man I'm walking around getting my gear ready for tomorrow and checking the blackberry. I'm posting naked now!

[peewee's lovechild]

It seems ORION is unquestionably female, too.

I've seen his tits.

[CuckingFunt]

Because nerds can't handle guns.

The future is full of all sorts of kickassery by the likes of Mal and Jane.

Nerds have no place in that kind of future.

Can you see Bill Gates being the Captain of a pirate space ship going up against a galactic empire whilst beating the shit out of a kamakazie, kung fu black bounty hunter type dude that kills even children?

Fuck all that.

Wash and Kaylee were nerdy. Can't kick ass if your ship doesn't work and/or fly.

[peewee's lovechild]

He died in 80, you are like 32. So you were 3 when he died. Don't act like you were listening to his shit when he was putting it out.

I remember my dad rockin to his shit when I was in the womb.

I believe some of the Beatle's music made it past his ball sack and surrounded me with tunes when I was but a sperm.

And, I have a great memory.
I remember everything I listened to when I was 3.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was in college when he was killed. People went apeshit. I was like, meh.

Fuck you, you evil cocksucker.

Where will you be when you need salvation that only Lennon can give you?

[ShoogarBear]

I've been accused of worse.

Ever convicted? :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

I remember my dad rockin to his shit when I was in the womb.

I believe some of the Beatle's music made it past his ball sack and surrounded me with tunes when I was but a sperm.

And, I have a great memory.
I remember everything I listened to when I was 3.

I still don't know how that's different than young kids listening to the Police.

[ShoogarBear]

Fuck you, you evil cocksucker.

Where will you be when you need salvation that only Lennon can give you?

Listening to Wings' Greatest Hits?

[peewee's lovechild]

Wash and Kaylee were nerdy. Can't kick ass if your ship doesn't work and/or fly.

Wash was a fucking pilot, and Kaylee was a god damned mechanic.

There's nothing nerdy about that, at all.

Nerds can't pilot anything but bathroom tissue past their ass, and they don't know the difference between a screw driver and a ratchet.

[ShoogarBear]

LOL, Wings.

[peewee's lovechild]

I still don't know how that's different than young kids listening to the Police.

Because we were talking about The Police.

[CuckingFunt]

Wash was a fucking pilot, and Kaylee was a god damned mechanic.

There's nothing nerdy about that, at all.

Nerds can't pilot anything but bathroom tissue past their ass, and they don't know the difference between a screw driver and a ratchet.

You're thinking of geeks.

[peewee's lovechild]

Listening to Wings' Greatest Hits?

Fuck Wings and McCartney's lovie-dovie bullshit.

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL, Wings.

With Spicy Garlic sauce.

[ShoogarBear]

Uncle Ernie, Auntie Gin
Open the door, and let 'em in, yeah

[peewee's lovechild]

Iggy Pop is the biggest douchebag of them all.

[peewee's lovechild]

Uncle Ernie, Auntie Gin
Open the door, and let 'em in, yeah

We are the baaaaand on the run . . .

[Melmart1]

Ever convicted? :eyebrows

Guilty and shackled.

[CuckingFunt]

Iggy Pop is the biggest douchebag of them all.

False.

zjmLsSs0xDY

[peewee's lovechild]

You're thinking of geeks.

No, I'm not.

I'm thinking of nerds.

Have you never seen Revenge of the Nerds?

Wait a minute . . . are you Lamar?

[CuckingFunt]

Guilty and shackled.

Shackled?




Tell me more.

[Melmart1]

What the fuck is this Firefly shit you are talking about? There must be some Quattro code that developed while I was away. I didn't receive that memo.

[ORION]

I've seen his tits.

I do have some muscular man boobs, but you had your nose nestled in between them so how could you see?

[Melmart1]

Whats the difference between a geek and a nerd? I didn't know there was one.

[ShoogarBear]

Guilty and shackled.

http://www.northeastfoto.com/forums/images/smilies/whacky039.gif

[peewee's lovechild]

False.

Yea, because frolicking around without a shirt at the age of 60, screaming nonsense into a microphone, is just the coolest thing in the world.

He's a fucking douchebag.

[CuckingFunt]

No, I'm not.

I'm thinking of nerds.

Have you never seen Revenge of the Nerds?

Wait a minute . . . are you Lamar?

Yes, I've seen Revenge of the Nerds. But that's not the type of nerd I'm thinking of when I use the word "nerdy."

[CuckingFunt]

Whats the difference between a geek and a nerd? I didn't know there was one.

There's no difference at all. I'm just trying to see how riled I can get peewee over this.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Yea, because frolicking around without a shirt at the age of 60, screaming nonsense into a microphone, is just the coolest thing in the world.

He's a fucking douchebag.

This coming from a fan of the Mick Jagger?

[peewee's lovechild]

Yes, I've seen Revenge of the Nerds. But that's not the type of nerd I'm thinking of when I use the word "nerdy."

There's a difference?

You make way too much sense.

So, I guess "geek" and "geeky" would also be two completely different things.

Genius.

[ShoogarBear]

Whats the difference between a geek and a nerd? I didn't know there was one.

WTF? Is this List All The Words Mel Doesn't Know Night?

[peewee's lovechild]

This coming from a fan of the Mick Jagger?

Jagger doesn't prance around without a shirt like he's still 18 years old.

Iggy even has wrinkled nipples.

They did a close-up.

I threw up a little.

[CuckingFunt]

There's a difference?

You make way too much sense.

So, I guess "geek" and "geeky" would also be two completely different things.

If I were to use "geeky" as a term of endearment, yes.


Genius.

It's a curse.

[ShoogarBear]

There's no difference at all. I'm just trying to see how riled I can get peewee over this.

How come the Funt never tries to get me riled?

[peewee's lovechild]

It's a curse.

Much like that cock that dangles right above your snatch.

Hermaphodite.

[peewee's lovechild]

Henceforth, you shall be known as Hermaphoditie.

[peewee's lovechild]

How come the Funt never tries to get me riled?

Because of your impotence.

[CuckingFunt]

How come the Funt never tries to get me riled?

Because I'm so very lazy.

[ShoogarBear]

Because of your impotence.

Weren't you like gone for a long time? Whatever happened to that?

[CuckingFunt]

Much like that cock that dangles right above your snatch.

Hermaphodite.

At least mine's big enough to dangle.

[peewee's lovechild]

I want to bang K.T. Tunstall.

I want her to play her guitar when I bang her doggy style.

[peewee's lovechild]

Weren't you like gone for a long time? Whatever happened to that?

I was in treatment for penis enlargement.

[ShoogarBear]

Because I'm so very lazy.

So how is it that you can get peewee riled up with hardly any effort?


that cock that dangles right above your snatch.


Oh.

[CuckingFunt]

Oh.

:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

At least mine's big enough to dangle.

Fuck, midgets have a bigger cock than I do.

Anyway, Herma, do you ever rub your cock on your own clit and pretend that a muscular man, such as Orion, is making an honest man/woman out of you?

[peewee's weewee]

I was in treatment for penis enlargement.

Not that it worked, you cheap bastard! Next time pony up the extra cash for the Swedish enlarger, not the one that says Made in China. I think I have lead poisoning!

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh.

Well played, sir.

[peewee's lovechild]

Not that it worked, you cheap bastard! Next time pony up the extra cash for the Swedish enlarger, not the one that says Made in China. I think I have lead poisoning!

Fuck all that.

The chinese pump worked wonders.

I now have the biggest dick in China.
Nevermind that they're all hung like grapes over there.

[CuckingFunt]

Anyway, Herma, do you ever rub your cock on your own clit and pretend that a muscular man, such as Orion, is making an honest man/woman out of you?

Not everyone gets off the same way you do.

[CuckingFunt]

There are two raccoons fighting in my parking lot right now.



The odd thing is that it's the third time this week.

[peewee's lovechild]

Not everyone gets off the same way you do.

That was very clever.

Seriously.

[peewee's weewee]

Fuck all that.

The chinese pump worked wonders.

I now have the biggest dick in China.
Nevermind that they're all hung like grapes over there.

Woked wonders? You try being stretched within a centimeter of your life just so you could grow 1/2 an inch. Nevermind that that actually doubled my length.

[peewee's lovechild]

Nevermind that that actually doubled my length.

Hells yeah!!

I feel like a real man now.

[CuckingFunt]

That was very clever.

Seriously.

Honest and true?

As clever as "Herma" even??

[peewee's lovechild]

Honest and true?

As clever as "Herma" even??

Even more so.

It was just so damn brilliant.

It almost brought me to tears.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck yea, they're giving "Imagine" again.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck yea, they're giving "Imagine" again.

Who's doing what with the where, now?

[1Parker1]

I can't sleep :( Is this where all the night owls come?

[Dr. Gonzo]

This is probably one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn34Mj6nIuU

[ShoogarBear]

I hate the Red Sox.

[ShoogarBear]

I can't sleep :( Is this where all the night owls come?

How you doin'? :eyebrows

[1Parker1]

How you doin'? :eyebrows

:lol Oh good, you're here Shoog, now I'll definitely be able to fall asleep after reading your posts. :)

[marini martini]

:lol Oh good, you're here Shoog, now I'll definitely be able to fall asleep after reading your posts. :)

:wakeup

:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

Not only that, guess what you'll be dreaming about.

[FromWayDowntown]

Not only that, guess what you'll be dreaming about.

Fighting raccoons?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I saw a fox for the first time last week. It wasn't what I expected.

[ShoogarBear]

Fighting raccoons?

So to speak.

[ShoogarBear]

I saw a fox for the first time last week. It wasn't what I expected.

Hope SilBlack doesn't take it personally.

[ORION]

I sure hope that mental picture I gave peewee stuck in his head. So when he had his dream last night and he thought he was banging a chick from behind it was actually peewee herman and the love child had a 5 gallon drum of campaign shoved up his ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

I hate the Red Sox.

That makes two of us.

[peewee's lovechild]

I sure hope that mental picture I gave peewee stuck in his head. So when he had his dream last night and he thought he was banging a chick from behind it was actually peewee herman and the love child had a 5 gallon drum of campaign shoved up his ass.

I will not discuss whatever dream I may have had in this forum.

[to21]

There are two coons fighting in my parking lot right now.



The odd thing is that it's the third time this week.I SWEAR this is what I saw the first time I read this.

:lmao

[ORION]

I will not discuss whatever dream I may have had in this forum.

Because you know it involved a dry sauna and the Chinese men's soccer team.

[peewee's lovechild]

Because you know it involved a dry sauna and the Chinese men's soccer team.

South Korean you dumb fuck.

[mrsmaalox]

And the stench lingers

[ORION]

South Korean you dumb fuck.

No I bet you like it rough and its really the North Korean team.

[peewee's lovechild]

And the stench lingers

Close your legs.

[peewee's lovechild]

No I bet you like it rough and its really the North Korean team.

I will no longer comment on whatever dream I may have had . . . no matter how hot and juicy it may have been.

[ORION]

Watching The Last Dragon last night got me pumped. I want to get The Glow

[Viva Las Espuelas]

And the stench lingers
http://familyfriendlyshop.com/ground_cumin.jpg

[I. Hustle]

And the stench fingers

:um

[mrsmaalox]

:um

That'll work

[I. Hustle]

:eyebrows oooo la la

[ORION]

I will no longer comment on whatever dream I may have had . . . no matter how hot and juicy it may have been.

Remember that time that you said you had a dream you were eating that hot chick out and when you woke up you had your tongue half up your dog's ass

[mrsmaalox]

Remember that time that you said you had a dream you were eating that hot chick out and when you woke up you had your tongue half up your dog's ass

Damn, that poor dog :(

[I. Hustle]

Poor dog? It was never happier! The dogs face was buried in his crotch

[peewee's lovechild]

Remember that time that you said you had a dream you were eating that hot chick out and when you woke up you had your tongue half up your dog's ass

It tasted like cinnamon.

[peewee's lovechild]

The dogs face was buried in his crotch

The dog likes it when I rub peanut butter on my crotch.

[ORION]

Poor dog? It was never happier! The dogs face was buried in his crotch

Man that dog was getting double the pleasure

[peewee's lovechild]

Man that dog was getting double the pleasure

So, I tried 69ing my dog . . . what's the big deal?

Everyone's tried it at some point in their lives.

Well, for Orion it was probably a cat.

[mrsmaalox]

Ewww, that's 69'ing a dog! Must have been a big dog.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ewww, that's 69'ing a dog! Must have been a big dog.

Not as big as the one that's forced to lick your snizz.

[mrsmaalox]

You're a swine.

[peewee's lovechild]

You're a swine.

Why, does it turn you on?

Do you have some kind of fantasy to have a hog go at your snatch?

Will he find truffles there?

[mrsmaalox]

Why, does it turn you on?

Do you have some kind of fantasy to have a hog go at your snatch?

Will he find truffles there?

I'd rather have a hog than you. But I guess that's not much of a stretch, huh?

And, it's better than truffles.

[ORION]

So, I tried 69ing my dog . . . what's the big deal?

Everyone's tried it at some point in their lives.

Well, for Orion it was probably a cat.

I tried but the cat kept patting at my balls

[peewee's lovechild]

I tried but the cat kept patting at my balls

That's because they're covered in catnip.

[ORION]

That's because they're covered in catnip.

so then explain to me why you had catnip in your mouth

[peewee's lovechild]

so then explain to me why you had catnip in your mouth

I was drunk.

I do all sorts of stupid shit when I'm drunk.

[ORION]

I was drunk.

I do all sorts of stupid shit when I'm drunk.

cats make funny noises

[peewee's lovechild]

cats make funny noises

Cats are pussies.

[peewee's lovechild]

Pussy truffles . . . now that's a thought.

[mrsmaalox]

cats make funny noises

That wasn't the cat; Peewee was purring while he was down there.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I was drunk.

I do all sorts of stupid shit when I'm drunk.
"fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life"

[Trainwreck2100]

I hate happy endings on the Maury show

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I hate happy endings on the Maury show
the only exception is when the dude finds out that the kid isn't his.

[ashbeeigh]

your pic in the car thread wasn't funny because it was too big viva.

[Trainwreck2100]

the only exception is when the dude finds out that the kid isn't his.

that depends, if he wanted the kid, but its not his, its great. The best ones are when the woman leaves looking like a whore.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

your pic in the car thread wasn't funny because it was too big viva.
that's what made it funnier. and you commenting on it in a different thread. who knew you could transcend thought.

[mrsmaalox]

that depends, if he wanted the kid, but its not his, its great. The best ones are when the woman leaves looking like a whore.

I saw one episode where the woman had hauled in her 3rd suspect, and he still wasn't the father!!

[ORION]

I hate happy endings on the Maury show
I hate when I don't get happy endings. I once dated a chick that was on the springer show way back.

[peewee's lovechild]

All you faggots are gay.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I saw one episode where the woman had hauled in her 3rd suspect, and he still wasn't the father!!

what a slut

[jman3000]

When I was like 12 my grandma found a bag of cat nip under my bed and thought it was weed.

She staged this big deal with my family to confront me and ... yeah.

[jman3000]

Sweet... only a few more posts from 10000.

[jman3000]

I think I'll cock tease myself and stop at 9999.

[jman3000]

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

[jman3000]

It feels good to be so close to retirement.

[ShoogarBear]

All you faggots are gay.

Hillary Duff would like to have a talk with you.

[ShoogarBear]

It feels good to be so close to retirement.

No more jman posts! :elephant

[RashoFan]

Remember that time that you said you had a dream you were eating that hot chick out and when you woke up you had your tongue half up your dog's ass

:lmao
Glad I finished my coffee before I read that.

[RashoFan]

"fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life"

http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/02/neidermeyer2.jpg

[samikeyp]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
samikeyp, RashoFan+


:eyebrows how you doin'?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/02/neidermeyer2.jpg
wrong scene.
:toast for picking up on it

[RashoFan]

wrong scene.
:toast for picking up on it

Glad I got the right movie...I just googled Nediermeyer and grabbed the first pic I saw. Was that same line used in the Twisted Sister Vid"We're Not Gonna Take It"?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Glad I got the right movie...I just googled Nediermeyer and grabbed the first pic I saw. Was that same line used in the Twisted Sister Vid"We're Not Gonna Take It"?i don't think he used "fat, drunk, and stupid". i know he did the "worthless and weak" bit, but it was the late dean wormer that said it.

[Dr. Gonzo]

zero point zero

[Viva Las Espuelas]

such a great movie.

[timvp]

Who the hell is this Steven character? I don't trust him.

[marini martini]

Ssssshhhhhhhhhh:(

[Dr. Gonzo]

Who the hell is this Steven character? I don't trust him.

I don't either.

[marini martini]

I don't either.

I do, I really, really do!

[mrsmaalox]

Marini!! What happened to James Taylor?!?! We got lied to!!! :ihit

[marini martini]

Marini!! What happened to James Taylor?!?! We got lied to!!! :ihit

Fuck!!!He's not really "our" friend????:wow

[mrsmaalox]

Fuck!!!He's not really "our" friend????:wow

Good thing I only gave him $1 :lol

[marini martini]

:cuss:oops:madrun:makemyday
Good thing I only gave him $1 :lol

Son of a fvkin' bitch? I gave him everything I had!!!!:cuss:oops:madrun:makemyday:madrun:oops:cus s:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

um, can we keep this clean for the kids please.

[marini martini]

um, can we keep this clean for the kids please.

Isn't it past your bed time, Buckey?????????????:toast

[RashoFan]

i don't think he used "fat, drunk, and stupid". i know he did the "worthless and weak" bit, but it was the late dean wormer that said it.

Time to pop the movie into the dvd and watch it a few times. :(

[RashoFan]

Jacques Le Coq Grande
:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

You.

I would die foooooor youuu-uu-uu . . . yeah.

[peewee's lovechild]

"Well, for starters, you have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka."

[peewee's lovechild]

"That ain't Lake Minnetonka."

[peewee's lovechild]

Jessica Rabbit is the sexiest woman in the world.

[ORION]

You.

I would die foooooor youuu-uu-uu . . . yeah.

prove it

[I. Hustle]

Son of a fvkin' bitch? I gave him everything I had!!!!




everything I had:eyebrows

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj293/stresssack/Fatty_moped.gif

[mrsmaalox]

That poor bike is just laying there dead.

[I. Hustle]

I wanna bone that guy bad.

Gross

[ORION]

That poor bike is just laying there dead.

:lol
If a fat person falls on a bike alone in the woods does the bike make a noise ?

[ORION]

Isn't that a chick ?

[ORION]

man you know your fat when you have ass crack half way up your back

[I. Hustle]

Isn't that a chick ?

Not that it makes a difference but I think I see beard.

[ORION]

Not that it makes a difference but I think I see beard.

chicks have beards some times

[mrsmaalox]

Not that it makes a difference but I think I see beard.

Well girl or boy, beard or not, I will not bone it, okay??!!!!! :lol

[I. Hustle]

chicks have beards some times

At least the ones Maalox prefers. :downspin:

[I. Hustle]

Not fast enough. Damn!

[mrsmaalox]

Not fast enough. Damn!

Honey, you are gonna have to step it up a bit to play at my level!! :smokin

[to21]

Honey, you are gonna have to step it up a bit to play at my level!! :smokinWhat level would that be?

[to21]

maalox, I just noticed you joined up here two days after I did..........

Ur "blowing me" away in post count.

[I. Hustle]

Honey, I love anal sex!! :smokin


WTF?! Where did that come from?:downspin:

[mrsmaalox]

Lies!!!!

[I. Hustle]

:downspin: ;)

[CuckingFunt]

Yawn.

[I. Hustle]

What? Like I don't like anal sex?

I'm apalled!

;)

[to21]

Yawn.:sleep

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8g6tGpxbi0

[Dr. Gonzo]

King Diamond suck so much they are extremely entertaining.

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4&feature=related

[ORION]

holy crap today is boring

[CuckingFunt]

holy crap today is boring

Yup.

[I. Hustle]

Not for me. 2 more hours and I am outta here until next Tues.

[ORION]

Yup.

we have these halloween decorations up at work and it is deflecting the cold air and I'm sweating like a hooker in church

[ORION]

Not for me. 2 more hours and I am outta here until next Tues.

don't be suprised to come back to work and all you shit has been boxed up

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know why I even bother coming home between classes for lunch. I can never figure out what I want to eat, or if I'm even hungry enough to bother, until about five minutes before I have to leave again.

[CuckingFunt]

we have these halloween decorations up at work and it is deflecting the cold air and I'm sweating like a hooker in church

Do they look like boobs hanging from the ceiling again?

[I. Hustle]

don't be suprised to come back to work and all you shit has been boxed up

That just means more time off.

[CuckingFunt]

I decided to watch the first season and the first few episodes of the second season of "Life" this weekend. It's a pretty good show, but would be even better if Sarah Shahi never wore more than this:

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/7365/sarah17wc5.jpg

[I. Hustle]

Who is that slut?

[CuckingFunt]

Who is that slut?

I don't know whether or not she's a slut, but her name is in the post.

[I. Hustle]

:lol Don't get maaaaad...





Don't get mad.

[ORION]

Do they look like boobs hanging from the ceiling again?

No we have these table cloths hanging from the ceiling and its deflecting the a/c

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8783/sarah17wc5xp9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[ORION]

I decided to watch the first season and the first few episodes of the second season of "Life" this weekend. It's a pretty good show, but would be even better if Sarah Shahi never wore more than this:

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/7365/sarah17wc5.jpg

totally awesome:wow

[ORION]

ok we just had to take them down because it is a fire hazard

[I. Hustle]

30 more minutes. If this old lady over here left for the day already I would be gone. Freakin spy bitch.

[mrsmaalox]

What level would that be?

It would be a whole different level


maalox, I just noticed you joined up here two days after I did..........

Ur "blowing me" away in post count.

Yea I'm blowing you

[Viva Las Espuelas]

maalox, I just noticed you joined up here two days after I did..........

Ur "blowing me" away in post count.



Yea I'm blowing you


:lol
that exchange reminds me of that scene from CB4 when that dude is working the phone sex lines.