Free Quattro Razor (17)

[ORION]

Yeah for the 6 years of middle school and the 2 years of highschool that you went to I bet you were the epitome of cool. Look it up.

whatever everyone else was doing I'd do the opposite because I was sick of everyone acting and dressing the same.

[I. Hustle]

in accordance to boobs its not the size rather the shape. Its in the Bible

There's not much shape to them. The ass is nice though.

[ORION]

There's not much shape to them. The ass is nice though.

is she cute at least ?

[ORION]

How's It going ?

[I. Hustle]

is she cute at least ?

Oh yeah she is cute.

[ORION]

(o)(o)

[Dr. Gonzo]

( . Y . )

[ORION]

Oh yeah she is cute.

Then she is worthy

[mrsmaalox]

How's It going ?

Why are you yelling?

[I. Hustle]

How's It going ?

FINE!

[ORION]

( . Y . )


You are the master

[ORION]

Why are you yelling?

I'm not. I just want to do this until I get bored

[I. Hustle]

I'm not. I just want to do this until I get bored

are you bored yet?

[ORION]

are you bored yet?

yeah but now I'm hungry

[Viva Las Espuelas]

L O U D
N O I S E S ! ! !

[mrsmaalox]

I thought he was maybe typing with headphones on. You know how when people talk with headphones they don't realize they are talking real loud?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I thought he was maybe typing with headphones on. You know how when people talk with headphones they don't realize they are talking real loud?
hmmm. i fail to hear typed out words with or without background noise.

[mrsmaalox]

hmmm. i fail to hear typed out words with or without background noise.

Yea you fail alright.

[I. Hustle]

Yea you fail alright.

:lol

[CuckingFunt]

Did you guys used to put your clothes on backwards too? :lol

I did. In middle school. Thrice.

[I. Hustle]

I did. In middle school. Thrice.

high five

[CuckingFunt]

high five

Did you also argue with your girlfriends about whether Daddy Mac or Mac Daddy was the cuter Kris?

It was Daddy Mac, for the record.



I think.

[I. Hustle]

Did you also argue with your girlfriends about whether Daddy Mac or Mac Daddy was the cuter Kris?

It was Daddy Mac, for the record.



I think.

Lost me there. I believe at the time I was in love with either Pamela DENISE Anderson or Mariah Carey

[CuckingFunt]

Lost me there. I believe at the time I was in love with either Pamela DENISE Anderson or Mariah Carey

I believe I had a rather big crush on Sherilyn Fenn at that time, but I didn't discuss it with my girlfriends.

[I. Hustle]

I believe I had a rather big crush on Sherilyn Fenn at that time, but I didn't discuss it with my girlfriends.

She was hot. I googled her and she was nekkid alot.

[IronMexican]

I never did the backward thing(since I was born in 1990. I did put my shirt on backwards on accident once. the cool thing now is to wear BRIGHT clothes for guys. I think it looks retarded.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg192/Sharapovas/tiffany-thiessen-101707.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

My middle school dream girl.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg192/Sharapovas/kelly-kapowski-08130601.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I always thought she was boring. Especially in person (my drill team went to a bunch of tapings).

[CuckingFunt]

She was cuter when she got curves and went to 90210.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I always thought she was boring. Especially in person (my drill team went to a bunch of tapings).

Lucky!

Which episodes did you see taped?

[Dr. Gonzo]

She was cuter when she got curves and went to 90210.

blasphemy

[CuckingFunt]

Lucky!

Which episodes did you see taped?

I barely even remember at this point. I want to say that one was where they went on a... camping trip, maybe? Seems to me they were in the high school at night during the episode.

Fuck... I don't remember. I haven't seen that show in a loooooooong time.

[mrsmaalox]

Something with cheese would be good about now :drool:

[Dr. Gonzo]

I barely even remember at this point. I want to say that one was where they went on a... camping trip, maybe? Seems to me they were in the high school at night during the episode.

Fuck... I don't remember. I haven't seen that show in a loooooooong time.

When they were at the high school at night were episodes when they were having dances and graduation. The closest thing I can think of to a camping episode is when Mr. Belding's brother Rod was a substitute and he was going to take them white water rafting. The only part that occured that might be at night is when they were going to leave for the trip and Rod bailed on them because he met a hot stewardess that he was going to bang. But they were at the school early in the morning. I don't think it was at night.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Something with cheese would be good about now :drool:

A dirty uncircumsized penis.

[mrsmaalox]

A dirty uncircumsized penis.

You offering?

[I. Hustle]

Something with cheese would be good about now :drool:

Mayhaps I can interest you in some fromunda cheese?

[timvp]

http://files.blog-city.com/files/aa/31561/p/f/cat_tattoo_01.jpg

That ish is just gross. Not sig worthy :td

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://files.blog-city.com/files/aa/31561/p/f/cat_tattoo_01.jpg

That ish is just gross. Not sig worthy :td
it's the balls.

[Dr. Gonzo]

This is definetly sig worth.

http://jj.am/gallery/d/66921-2/Human_Milking.gif

[CuckingFunt]

When they were at the high school at night were episodes when they were having dances and graduation. The closest thing I can think of to a camping episode is when Mr. Belding's brother Rod was a substitute and he was going to take them white water rafting. The only part that occured that might be at night is when they were going to leave for the trip and Rod bailed on them because he met a hot stewardess that he was going to bang. But they were at the school early in the morning. I don't think it was at night.

Rafting! That's the one.

Nothing special happened in any of the other episodes I saw live, so they've completely faded away.

[ORION]

I loved and still do Suzanne Sommers

[Dr. Gonzo]

Rafting! That's the one.

Nothing special happened in any of the other episodes I saw live, so they've completely faded away.

I would've liked to be there for Zack and Kelly's first kiss. That was a momentous occasion in my life.

[ORION]

This is definetly sig worth.

http://jj.am/gallery/d/66921-2/Human_Milking.gif

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
WTF ?!?!? :lmao:lmao:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

This is definetly sig worth.

http://jj.am/gallery/d/66921-2/Human_Milking.gif

That's just too twisted. Upon more careful examination, I know it's ridiculous, but I'm okay with the restraints, the cow head and the suction things. What puts it totally over the top though, is that little red thing hanging down from her crotch!! WTF?!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i could do without the cow head.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

hopefully it's not there for a reason

[CuckingFunt]

That's just too twisted. Upon more careful examination, I know it's ridiculous, but I'm okay with the restraints, the cow head and the suction things. What puts it totally over the top though, is that little red thing hanging down from her crotch!! WTF?!

It's a zipper.

[timvp]

This is definetly sig worth.

http://jj.am/gallery/d/66921-2/Human_Milking.gif

That's a step in the right direction . . .

[ORION]

That's a step in the right direction . . .

You mean thats a swing in the right direction

[I. Hustle]

When the hell did Zack and the crew all transfer to Cali from Iowa?

[Dr. Gonzo]

When the hell did Zack and the crew all transfer to Cali from Iowa?

Between 8th and 9th grade.

And it was Indiana not Iowa.

[ashbeeigh]

When the hell did Zack and the crew all transfer to Cali from Iowa?

Correct me if I'm wrong midge, the show was mainly based on "Ms. Bliss" in 8th grade because it was on the Disney Channel or family channel or some BS like that and then when it moved over to NBC is moved its focus over to the kids.

[I. Hustle]

Between 8th and 9th grade.

And it was Indiana not Iowa.

Yeah yeah it was Indiana. My bad.

[I. Hustle]

Correct me if I'm wrong midge, the show was mainly based on "Ms. Bliss" in 8th grade because it was on the Disney Channel or family channel or some BS like that and then when it moved over to NBC is moved its focus over to the kids.

Midge? That dude was still posting here when I first started.


So since I first started posting I have been told to go back to SR ( never even checked it out), I was told I was a troll, now I am the new version of an old poster. :lobt2:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

saved by the bell?!?!

are you serious.

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e215/joehollow/Shay_Laren_Jeans-258.gif

[ashbeeigh]

Midge? That dude was still posting here when I first started.



I wasn't talking to you asshat.

[to21]

Ash made a funny......

[I. Hustle]

I wasn't talking to you asshat.

My bad vagina mask

[I. Hustle]

saved by the bell?!?!

are you serious.

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e215/joehollow/Shay_Laren_Jeans-258.gif

That is fantastic by the way.

[ashbeeigh]

That is fantastic by the way.

Old news my friend.



And i still need to find that bra.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That is fantastic by the way.i don't think that needs to stated.

[to21]

Old news my friend.



And i still need to find that bra.Ur knockers would fit snug?

[I. Hustle]

Old news my friend.



And i still need to find that bra.

Damn vagina mask are your chesticles that size? Nice

[I. Hustle]

Ur knockers would fit snug?

It would be funny to see her smiling face on that

[mrsmaalox]

Vagina mask? WTH??

[I. Hustle]

Vagina mask? WTH??

She called me asshat for responding to a post that wasn't for me. So i called her vagina mask

[ORION]

Midge? That dude was still posting here when I first started.


So since I first started posting I have been told to go back to SR ( never even checked it out), I was told I was a troll, now I am the new version of an old poster. :lobt2:

get out of here you troll

[ORION]

oh the cow kicked nelly in the belly in the barn oh the cow kicked nelly in the belly in the barn

[I. Hustle]

get out of here you troll

:depressed not you too?




Or were you the one to call me a troll in the first place?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Correct me if I'm wrong midge, the show was mainly based on "Ms. Bliss" in 8th grade because it was on the Disney Channel or family channel or some BS like that and then when it moved over to NBC is moved its focus over to the kids.

It was originally called, Good Morning Miss Bliss. She was the focus but it didn't work so they retooled it and it turned into an epic success.

[ORION]

:depressed not you too?




Or were you the one to call me a troll in the first place?

I don't even know what SR is unless it means sexy ruca

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck fucking laundry day.

[ORION]

Fuck fucking laundry day.

just turn your underwear inside out

[ORION]

:depressed not you too?




Or were you the one to call me a troll in the first place?

besides I'm a midgetondonkey troll myself

[Dr. Gonzo]

besides I'm a midgetondonkey troll myself

Everybody has a little midge in them.

[I. Hustle]

Fuck fucking laundry day.

Just freeball

[CuckingFunt]

Just freeball

I already do. Well... except the ball part. But I still have to do laundry.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Everybody has a little midge in them.especially your girlfriend.

[I. Hustle]

I already do. Well... except the ball part. But I still have to do laundry.

nice

[ashbeeigh]

It was originally called, Good Morning Miss Bliss. She was the focus but it didn't work so they retooled it and it turned into an epic success.

:tu That's what I thought.

[ShoogarBear]

I have to disagree with you there my friend. In Bishop there is a small place called Bishop Cafe that makes what they call the Taco Loco. It's chorizo, egg, cheese, bacon, beans, potatos, and onion all cooked together in a tortilla the size of my head. It's jam packed with greasy goodness.

Hokey smokes that sounds tasty.

Bastard. My Subway sandwich doesn't look so good now.

[ShoogarBear]

There is this nice little flat chested cutie that works here. For the most part I like some nice juicy b00bs to stare at but for some reason the way she looks and is dressed today... well she is kinda makin' my penis twitch

Have you considered the possibility that maybe it's a dude in drag?

[IronMexican]

My grandma made chorizo with beans and jalapenos today! YESSS! I hope we're eating carnitas too.

[ShoogarBear]

Which is dorkier: a Saved By The Bell obsession, or a Golden Girls obsession?

[Dr. Gonzo]

That's not cool.

[ashbeeigh]

Have you considered the possibility that maybe it's a dude in drag?

Or Thomas Beatie the preggo man?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I just got my hands on Rio Grande Dub. I have no idea how I lived before getting this album.

[Dr. Gonzo]

This is definetly sig worth.

http://jj.am/gallery/d/66921-2/Human_Milking.gif

lol

[RashoFan]

WTF? :lol
You should post that in the TexasTJ, I am desperate for a date thread.
That guy is fucking lame and he is a dumbass.

[to21]

RashoFan was much cooler when she was single.

[ORION]

I want to do something other than work today

[jman3000]

Lets sit and chat I need to get this off my mind…

You've been on my mind since the day we stop talking, I cant hurt you no more you want the truth, here's the truth I'm in love with you yet I don't want to be. My life is too complicated for you to handle, My life doesn't need to bring you down with it I understand you fell for me and broke all the rules we set, but even before you still broke the rules apparently they never applied to you . No I never broke the rules when it came to us, yes there were temptations I'm not going to lie but I fought my temptations, it wasn't that hard because I was already in too deep with you . You say "HE" was the problem yet "HE" wasn't it was you fighting off the feelings and coming up with excuses not to fall for what your heart wanted. Now you tell me you cared for me like no other did before, but once you said no, no more I gave up I gave up to easy on you but its ok… deep down inside I still care for you not gonna lie. I'll still tell you "I HEART YOU" even tho I know you won't say it back.

Text me when you're done reading this

stupid bitch. doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about. If you're gonna try to get back on my nuts, try not fucking a random guy a week before you do so next time.

and learn to fucking use spell check.

[jman3000]

I want to do something other than work today

Go fuck yourself.

[mrsmaalox]

stupid bitch. doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about. If you're gonna try to get back on my nuts, try not fucking a random guy a week before you do so next time.

and learn to fucking use spell check.

Gawd I hate that dumb girl drama. So did you text her back?

[jman3000]

I deleted that cunts number from my phone a couple weeks ago. I'm not a little bitch and I won't let an untrustworthy girl back into my life.

[ORION]

Go fuck yourself.

I could do that but I have a headache so I turned myself down

[mrsmaalox]

I could do that but I have a headache so I turned myself down

Lame excuse

[ORION]

I deleted that cunts number from my phone a couple weeks ago. I'm not a little bitch and I won't let an untrustworthy girl back into my life.

:lol
man she tried to pin it on you.

[ORION]

Lame excuse

I am also washing my hair

[jman3000]

Try whispering soft nothings in your own ear. If that doesn't work... rape yourself... violently.

On a similar note, read that the lead singer of Nickelback sucked his own dick in college to get a free case of beer on a bet. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

:lol
man she tried to pin it on you.

Obviously if he had just given to his true feelings for her, she wouldn't have had to screw another guy!!

[jman3000]

She didn't screw another guy. Fuck that. If a girl ever cheated on me I'd disconnect her totally. Only pussy's, really desperate guys, and bitches ever let a woman who cheated on them back in their life.

The "HE" she was referring to was a dude she hung out with. I didn't give 2 fucks about him since he looked like a frog. I don't know why she even brought him up.

[ORION]

Obviously if he had just given to his true feelings for her, she wouldn't have had to screw another guy!!

just like a woman .....

[to21]

U got to let a hoe be a hoe.

U can't turn a hoe into a housewife.

And such and such.....

[ORION]

Try whispering soft nothings in your own ear. If that doesn't work... rape yourself... violently.

On a similar note, read that the lead singer of Nickelback sucked his own dick in college to get a free case of beer on a bet. :lol

so he let some dudes watch ......ga-hey

[to21]

That's why I say women are the biggest liars!!!

[mrsmaalox]

just like a woman .....

:wtf I was just being sarcastic; I'm pretty much appalled by the games these young girls play

[ORION]

She didn't screw another guy. Fuck that. If a girl ever cheated on me I'd disconnect her totally. Only pussy's, really desperate guys, and bitches ever let a woman who cheated on them back in their life.

The "HE" she was referring to was a dude she hung out with. I didn't give 2 fucks about him since he looked like a frog. I don't know why she even brought him up.

to make you jealous or maybe you were playing Frogger together

[ORION]

:wtf I was just being sarcastic; I'm pretty much appalled by the games these young girls play

sarcasm ...just like a woman

[mrsmaalox]

sarcasm ...just like a woman

:lol

[I. Hustle]

I missed alot by going to stupid meetings.

[Dr. Gonzo]

My advice to jman is to fuck that girl and perform every disgusting and degrading sex act you can on her. Make her fall as madly in love with you as possible by telling her everything she wants to hear and then kick the bitch to the curb with a copy of the video tape depicting those disgusting sex acts and then put them on the internet with her name, address, and where she works embedded on the screen.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Orion is my favorite poster. Trainwreck is a close second.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Shit In Her Hair!!!

[mrsmaalox]

My advice to jman is to fuck that girl and perform every disgusting and degrading sex act you can on her. Make her fall as madly in love with you as possible by telling her everything she wants to hear and then kick the bitch to the curb with a copy of the video tape depicting those disgusting sex acts and then put them on the internet with her name, address, and where she works embedded on the screen.

:lmao Why?! Just for being a stupid drama queen bitch?! He said she didn't cheat on him.

[Dr. Gonzo]

:lmao Why?! Just for being a stupid drama queen bitch?! He said she didn't cheat on him.

Yes. Teach the bitch a lesson.

[TheQuattro]

weak....... :sleep

[ORION]

My advice to jman is to fuck that girl and perform every disgusting and degrading sex act you can on her. Make her fall as madly in love with you as possible by telling her everything she wants to hear and then kick the bitch to the curb with a copy of the video tape depicting those disgusting sex acts and then put them on the internet with her name, address, and where she works embedded on the screen.

drink lots of coffee and asparagus and give her a golden shower that she will never forget. Aim at her mouth and nostrils she will have to gasp for air

[I. Hustle]

Orion is my favorite poster. Trainwreck is a close second.

You are my favorite poster with 306 posts!

[ORION]

Yes. Teach the bitch a lesson.

Its like hitting a dog with a newspaper.

[mrsmaalox]

You are my favorite poster with 306 posts!

Kiss ass!

[jman3000]

I don't know the technical term for somebody who habitually lies... but that's what she has. She took the sonogram from a friend of ours and was telling people that it was my baby behind my back. She also went OFF THE FUCKING PILL for a full month and didn't tell me.

That's just a small sample from this crazy bitch.

[Dr. Gonzo]

pathological liar

[mrsmaalox]

I don't know the technical term for somebody who habitually lies... but that's what she has. She took the sonogram from a friend of ours and was telling people that it was my baby behind my back. She also went OFF THE FUCKING PILL for a full month and didn't tell me.

That's just a small sample from this crazy bitch.

Pathologic liar with some serious self esteem issues. Maybe a borderline personality.

[ORION]

I don't know the technical term for somebody who habitually lies... but that's what she has. She took the sonogram from a friend of ours and was telling people that it was my baby behind my back. She also went OFF THE FUCKING PILL for a full month and didn't tell me.

That's just a small sample from this crazy bitch.

the term is "female"

[jman3000]

My advice to jman is to fuck that girl and perform every disgusting and degrading sex act you can on her. Make her fall as madly in love with you as possible by telling her everything she wants to hear and then kick the bitch to the curb with a copy of the video tape depicting those disgusting sex acts and then put them on the internet with her name, address, and where she works embedded on the screen.

I'd probably just tell her to let me do rough dry anal on her, but alas, I'd be afraid of catching some shit, so that's not gonna happen.

She's not worth the time for elaborate schemes.

[I. Hustle]

pathological liar

You just lost it

[ORION]

Orion is my favorite poster. Trainwreck is a close second.

:lol

[I. Hustle]

Here's what you do. Just sleep with the frogger dude. That will really blow her mind

[jman3000]

pathological liar

noted.

[ORION]

I'd probably just tell her to let me do rough dry anal on her, but alas, I'd be afraid of catching some shit, so that's not gonna happen.

She's not worth the time for elaborate schemes.

just make sure its dark and pull a plunger out from under your bed....come on use your brain !

[I. Hustle]

WTF?! Do I stink? I join the party then everyone splits.

[ORION]

WTF?! Do I stink? I join the party then everyone splits.

next time you'll think twice before going to a meeting and doing work

[PopeJohnPaulII]

Boogity Boogity Boo!

[I. Hustle]

next time you'll think twice before going to a meeting and doing work

Yeah f that! No more meetings for me.


Damn I have another one at 2. All these freaking meetings you would think that I am important. They wouldn't miss me. All these bullshit changes. F'n Wachovia

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah f that! No more meetings for me.


Damn I have another one at 2. All these freaking meetings you would think that I am important. They wouldn't miss me. All these bullshit changes. F'n Wachovia

Pssst! Everyone meet here at 2, okay?

[I. Hustle]

Pssst! Everyone meets in my hooha at 2, okay?

DAMN! I AM GOING TO MISS THAT TOO?!

[ORION]

Pssst! Everyone meet here at 2, okay?

Ok I'll give you a little credit. That was funny

[1Billups 1]

Fuck you!

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck everyone and everything.

[ORION]

DAMN! I AM GOING TO MISS THAT TOO?!

Not missing much unless you like yelling into a cave.

[mrsmaalox]

Ok I'll give you a little credit. That was funny

See? And you guys all think I'm nothing but a fine piece of ass!!

[ORION]

Fuck you!

Nice try

[ORION]

See? And you guys all think I'm nothing but a fine piece of ass!!

Nice try

[I. Hustle]

See? And you guys all think I'm nothing but a fine piece of ass!!

:lol

:ttiwwp:

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Nice thighs

Gee thanks!

[I. Hustle]

Fuck everyone and everything.

Is that a threat or a promise?

[I. Hustle]

Gee thanks!

When people tell me that I smell good I say I taste even better. It throws them off.

[jman3000]

just make sure its dark and pull a plunger out from under your bed....come on use your brain !

I dont get it... am i supposed to be performing an abortion on her?

[mrsmaalox]

When people tell me that I smell good I say I taste even better. It throws them off.

But in my case it's true ;)

[ORION]

I dont get it... am i supposed to be performing an abortion on her?

Hey I just provide the knowledge. Knowledge is key

[I. Hustle]

But in my case it's true ;)

finger lickin'?

[I. Hustle]

Hey I just provide the knowledge. Knowledge is key

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/29/the_more_you_know2.jpg

[I. Hustle]

Hey I just provide the knowledge. Knowledge is key

http://kreations.kaptainmyke.com/cp/cpimg/headers/knowinghalf.png

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t267/dawges/sfn/108807.jpg

:lmao

[I. Hustle]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t267/dawges/sfn/108807.jpg

:lmao

We don't tolerate rasism

[ashbeeigh]

yikes. I better get out of this thread fast.

[ATRAIN]

See? And you guys all think I'm nothing but a fine piece of ass!!

:wow:lmao:rolleyes:shootme:vomit:

[I. Hustle]

yikes. I better get out of this thread fast.

Too late. This thread just got more rasister.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd183/fire_hunter2/Poop_Squirting.gif

[jman3000]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd183/fire_hunter2/Poop_Squirting.gif

that is the greatest thing ive ever seen.

[to21]

That's the ol' midge we know...

:lol

[ORION]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd183/fire_hunter2/Poop_Squirting.gif

...good approach .....nice form.......8.75

[mrsmaalox]

:wow:lmao:rolleyes:shootme:vomit:
Hey get out. You're in self-imposed exile, remember? But I understand how difficult it is for you to stay away from me :D

[mrsmaalox]

Yuck. So did Steven set up that camera in advance or did he get someone to film him doing that?

[Mr Hanky]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd183/fire_hunter2/Poop_Squirting.gif

+1

[ORION]

Yuck. So did Steven set up that camera in advance or did he get someone to film him doing that?

He force fed Batman real mexican food and just let the magic happen

[ShoogarBear]

jman whines more than any alleged stud I've ever seen.

[ShoogarBear]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t267/dawges/sfn/108807.jpg

:lmao


http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p151/T-bone2000_bucket/coke-mexican.jpg

[ORION]

Holy f'ing shit. I'm walking around walgreens for cold meds and I swear there are 10 hot chicks shopping. So if your in NB right now come quick

[ShoogarBear]

Holy f'ing shit. I'm walking around walgreens for cold meds and I swear there are 10 hot chicks shopping. So if your in NB right now come quick

And you know, I'm getting tired of your "OMG there are 20 naked supermodels surrounding me" lying ass, too.

[ORION]

And you know, I'm getting tired of your "OMG there are 20 naked supermodels surrounding me" lying ass, too.
I can't help that I'm a magnet for hot chicks or I just have a knack for being in the right place at the right time

[ORION]

So this is ground zero ...were the first guy got AIDS

[RashoFan]

Spurs basketball, sushi and sex....
guess which 2 of these 3 things I got tonight...

[RashoFan]

here is a hint:
The BF is on a 24 hr EMS shift right now...

[samikeyp]

Spurs basketball, sushi and sex....
guess which 2 of these 3 things I got tonight...

Yeah my bad, I couldn't catch the last flight out. :)

[ORION]

Spurs basketball, sushi and sex....
guess which 2 of these 3 things I got tonight...

are you talking about sushi or sushi

[RashoFan]

Yeah my bad, I couldn't catch the last flight out. :)

:lol

Nice!

[RashoFan]

are you talking about sushi or sushi

http://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/f12/652477790

[I. Hustle]

here is a hint:
The BF is on a 24 hr EMS shift right now...

Sushi and sex.






When the cats away the skanks will play

[mrsmaalox]

Spurs basketball, sushi and sex....
guess which 2 of these 3 things I got tonight...

Honey, I only got one of those things last night. Hint: it happened in my bed :eyebrows

[ORION]

http://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/f12/652477790

oh ...:depressed

[RashoFan]

Sushi and sex.

:nope
You sir, are so wrong...

[I. Hustle]

Honey, I only got one of those things last night. Hint: it happened in my bed :eyebrows

Sushi

[mrsmaalox]

Sushi

2nd hint: I've never had sushi

[marini martini]

Honey, I only got one of those things last night. Hint: it happened in my bed :eyebrows


Sushi


I KNOW!!! I KNOW!!! BASKETBALL!!!!!:king

[RashoFan]

Enough of the sex and sushi talk...what is up peeps?

[mrsmaalox]

I KNOW!!! I KNOW!!! BASKETBALL!!!!!:king

BINGO!! :lol

I guess it should be :depressed

[RashoFan]

I'm off to work..maybe I'll piss off some donors today...:devil

[marini martini]

I'm off to work..maybe I'll piss off some donors today...:devil

When did you start working at a sperm bank?????:wow

[mrsmaalox]

I'm off to work..maybe I'll piss off some donors today...:devil

Please just don't piss on them!

[marini martini]

Well I'm off to go shopping for my trip. Got a new credit card!!!!:downspin:

Mrs.M. want to meet me for lunch???:toast:toast:toast:toast:toast

[I. Hustle]

Well I'm off to go shopping for my trip. Got a new credit card!!!!:downspin:

Mrs.M. want to meet me for sushi??? ;)

[I. Hustle]

When did you start working at a sperm bank?????:wow

ZING!

[mrsmaalox]

Well I'm off to go shopping for my trip. Got a new credit card!!!!:downspin:

Mrs.M. want to meet me for lunch???:toast:toast:toast:toast:toast

I can do that. Time/place?! Call me or I'll call you :tu

[Dr. Gonzo]

Did someone have sex with sushi?

[I. Hustle]

Enough of the sex and sushi talk...what is up peeps?

?

[ORION]

Did someone have sex with sushi?

Oh don't do it with a Spanish Mackerel ! Trust me they have some teeth.....Their scales may look nice and smooth and you'll want to rub them up and down up and down......wait what?

[CuckingFunt]

Oh don't do it with a Spanish Mackerel ! Trust me they have some teeth.....Their scales may look nice and smooth and you'll want to rub them up and down up and down......wait what?

I wish I could find that fish porn again. It would make a fitting response.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I wish I could find that fish porn again. It would make a fitting response.

It was at uselessjunk.com for a while.

They have the cum omlet video there too.

[CuckingFunt]

It was at uselessjunk.com for a while.

They have the cum omlet video there too.

That's right. I knew I found it through something that was linked here.

[ORION]

It was at uselessjunk.com for a while.

They have the cum omlet video there too.

I can whip up fried mecco in a flash

[CuckingFunt]

I can whip up fried mecco in a flash

It wasn't fried. It was pan seared.

[ORION]

It wasn't fried. It was pan seared.

its more of a flash fry. you just have to make sure to aim good

[I. Hustle]

Consistency is key

[CuckingFunt]

God damn Jason Statham's sexiness. Now I'm going to have to go see Transporter 3, even though I know damn well it's going to suck donkey nuts.

[I. Hustle]

God damn Jason Statham's sexiness. Now I'm going to have to go see Transporter 3, even though I know damn well it's going to suck donkey nuts.

Suck it up! Do you know how many crappy movies guys watch just because there is 10 seconds of nudity from a favorite actress. Now get out there and watch that crap movie. Watch with all your heart!

[CuckingFunt]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3913/necromariofi7.gif

I wish I got a new life with every thrust.

[jman3000]

Suck it up! Do you know how many crappy movies guys watch just because there is 10 seconds of nudity from a favorite actress. Now get out there and watch that crap movie. Watch with all your heart!

Amercan Pie : Shannon Elizabeth

[CuckingFunt]

Suck it up! Do you know how many crappy movies guys watch just because there is 10 seconds of nudity from a favorite actress. Now get out there and watch that crap movie. Watch with all your heart!

Trust me, I'm familiar with this practice. I actually own Gia, after all.

[I. Hustle]

Trust me, I'm familiar with this practice. I actually own Gia, after all.

Don't get me started. That is WAY more than 10 seconds of nudity.

[mrsmaalox]

Dammit! My favorite lipstick has dsappeared off the face of the earth! :madrun

[I. Hustle]

Dammit! My favorite lipstick has dsappeared off the face of the earth! :madrun

Chill out! I can whip up a batch in no time ;)

[ORION]

Amercan Pie : Shannon Elizabeth

Showgirls and Striptease

[I. Hustle]

Showgirls and Striptease

The human dictionary - Jessica Alba

[ORION]

That was awesome !

[I. Hustle]

That was awesome !

yes it was

[ORION]

yes it was

shut up

[mrsmaalox]

shut up

How rude.

[ORION]

How rude.

I'm sorry:wakeup

[mrsmaalox]

I'm sorry:wakeup

You're a good man.

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao Last Sunday was "Customer Appreciation Night" at Johnny Carino's on Bandera so I entered my name into the drawing for the prize. So I got a call last Tuesday from some lady saying "Hey! You won a free facial party..what's your address so I can come over to your house to give you and six of your friends facials? Oh and you get a $25 gift card." So I get a package in the mail today...She's a fucking Mary Kay consultant! "Congratulations Ashbeeigh! You've been had! You get to host my money grubbing Mary Kay selling ass for 5 hours!" Fuck her.

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao Last Sunday was "Customer Appreciation Night" at Johnny Carino's on Bandera so I entered my name into the drawing for the prize. So I got a call last Tuesday from some lady saying "Hey! You won a free facial party..what's your address so I can come over to your house to give you and six of your friends facials? Oh and you get a $25 gift card." So I get a package in the mail today...She's a fucking Mary Kay consultant! "Congratulations Ashbeeigh! You've been had! You get to host my money grubbing Mary Kay selling ass for 5 hours!" Fuck her.

I didn't see this leading to a story about Mary Kay cosmetics.

[ashbeeigh]

I didn't see this leading to a story about Mary Kay cosmetics.

Some things will always remain a mystery, CF.

[mrsmaalox]

There's just too many damn coyotes around here! Yapping all night, agitating all the neighborhood dogs :cuss

[marini martini]

There's just too many damn coyotes around here! Yapping all night, agitating all the neighborhood dogs :cuss

Well, let's just hope the cougars will take care of them!!! Wanna borrow my 357?:toast

[I. Hustle]

:lol cougers

[ORION]

:"Hey! You won a free facial party..what's your address so I can come over to your house to give you and six of your friends facials?

:lol
This one is too easy .....

[ORION]

There's just too many damn coyotes around here! Yapping all night, agitating all the neighborhood dogs :cuss

I was at my brothers the other day drinking and smoking cigars around the fire pit and you could hear them all over the place. I had a huge one run through my neighborhood the other day too

[Wile E.]

There's just too many damn coyotes around here! Yapping all night, agitating all the neighborhood dogs :cuss


Where's your spirit?!

[Wile E.]

I was at my brothers the other day drinking and smoking cigars around the fire pit and you could hear them all over the place. I had a huge one run through my neighborhood the other day too


I thought I saw a roadrunner

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol cougers

cougers :lmao

[I. Hustle]

cougers :lmao

Cougers :rollin

[mrsmaalox]

I was at my brothers the other day drinking and smoking cigars around the fire pit and you could hear them all over the place. I had a huge one run through my neighborhood the other day too

Well I sleep with my window open and they really bug my dogs who in turn bother me. My big dog sleeps under my bed and the little one sleeps under the covers with me, but neither one of them bother to get up and go outside to do their barking. They just lay right where they are barking and howling! :madrun

[I. Hustle]

Well I sleep with my window open and they really bug my dogs who in turn bother me. My big dog sleeps under my bed and the little one sleeps under the covers with me, but neither one of them bother to get up and go outside to do their barking. They just lay right where they are barking and howling! :madrun

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well I sleep with my window open and they really bug my dogs who in turn bother me. My big dog sleeps under my bed and the little one sleeps under the covers with me, but neither one of them bother to get up and go outside to do their barking. They just lay right where they are barking and howling! :madrun
then close the window.

[ORION]

Cougers :rollin

cougers :downspin:

[I. Hustle]

cougers :downspin:

cougers :cat

[mrsmaalox]

then close the window.

Then just shut up

[CuckingFunt]

cougers :cat

Mountain lions. :fishing

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Then just shut upblow it out of your ass

[I. Hustle]

Mountain lions. :fishing

Bobcats :makemyday

[mrsmaalox]

blow it out of your ass

You'd like that wouldn't you, pervert?!?!

[I. Hustle]

Too much hostility! Let's break these chains that bind us! Let's tear down these walls that seperate us!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You'd like that wouldn't you, pervert?!?!maybe if you did do that you'd find your lipstick.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Breaking the chains around you
Nobody else can bind you
Take a good look around you
Now youre breaking the chains

[CuckingFunt]

Bobcats :makemyday

You could have gone with puma, but a bobcat is not a cougar.