Free Quattro Razor (17)

[jman3000]

you're just upset I declined your friend request.

i have no idea what youre talking about.

honestly.

i still wish you'd shut your face though.

[to21]

Piitb

[jman3000]

ashbeeigh! what did you mean?

it's knawing at my brain.

[ashbeeigh]

ashbeeigh! what did you mean?

it's knawing at my brain.

it didn't mean anything. Get over it.

[CuckingFunt]

ashbeeigh! what did you mean?

it's knawing at my brain.

She was referring to the myspace/facebook thread in which, for whatever reason, people briefly gave a fuck what she had to say.

[jman3000]

blah... i was brain fucked for a second there.

[ashbeeigh]

She was referring to the myspace/facebook thread in which, for whatever reason, people briefly gave a fuck what she had to say.

This threw me for a loop. I was like "umm okay."

But, I know you're going to come back around and say, "No, you enjoyed it because your an attention whore and you want everyone to give a fuck."

[CuckingFunt]

This threw me for a loop. I was like "umm okay."

But, I know you're going to come back around and say, "No, you enjoyed it because your an attention whore and you want everyone to give a fuck."

Firstly, people here really suck at predicting my responses.

Secondly, the fact that ashbeeigh would be thrown for a loop by random abuse in The Quattro really says a lot about how much this thread has changed.

[ashbeeigh]

Secondly, the fact that ashbeeigh would be thrown for a loop by random abuse in The Quattro really says a lot about how much this thread has changed.

It wasn't the abuse that threw me for a loop, it was the response in that thread that threw me for a loop.

[CuckingFunt]

It wasn't the abuse that threw me for a loop, it was the response in that thread that threw me for a loop.

Oh, okay.

[jman3000]

i read the myspace thread right now and i saw nobody giving a shit what ashbeeigh had to say.

i did see a bunch of older gentlemen trying to talk her into showing them her mammories.

[jman3000]

ashbeeigh has downsyndrome but her parents never had the heart to tell her.

[ORION]

I really like "schlong"! :)

:smokin

[ashbeeigh]

i did see a bunch of older gentlemen trying to talk her into showing them her mammories.

:lmao mammories.

[jman3000]

omg shut up.

[jman3000]

i want to tell myself to shut up for using omg twice already.

[CuckingFunt]

That word always puts the song "Memories" into my head.

Specifically as sung by Tom Hanks in Big.

[jman3000]

mammories are slang for tits.

[ORION]

guys are addicted to hoots

[ORION]

mammories are slang for tits.

tits are slang for lunch

[jman3000]

a girl bit my hand during foreplay a few days ago and i think she pinched a nerve in my hand.

if i move it a certain way it numbs up and i dont have full feeling in my left pinky area.

i hope this shit isnt permanent.

[CuckingFunt]

a girl bit my hand during foreplay a few days ago and i think she pinched a nerve in my hand.

if i move it a certain way it numbs up and i dont have full feeling in my left pinky area.

i hope this shit isnt permanent.

I don't see how a bite like that could do nerve damage unless there was swelling, in which case it should go away.

My left pinky has been somewhat numb for over two years due to a pinched nerve, but the nerve being pinched is in my back.

[I. Hustle]

Like my sig?

[ORION]

a girl bit my hand during foreplay a few days ago and i think she pinched a nerve in my hand.

if i move it a certain way it numbs up and i dont have full feeling in my left pinky area.

i hope this shit isnt permanent.

I don't like that shit

[ORION]

Like my sig?

yeah its fantastic

[ORION]

I don't see how a bite like that could do nerve damage unless there was swelling, in which case it should go away.

My left pinky has been somewhat numb for over two years due to a pinched nerve, but the nerve being pinched is in my back.

one time I was getting it on with this chick in the back seat of my car a long time ago. She was riding me while I was sitting in the back seat. Her head actually broke off my dome light and I got pissed and took her straight home.

[I. Hustle]

one time I was getting it on with this chick in the back seat of my car a long time ago. She was riding me while I was sitting in the back seat. Her head actually broke off my dome light and I got pissed and took her straight home.

HAHA She told me that story.

[ORION]

HAHA She told me that story.

you don't know her ......do you ? she was good in the sack

[CuckingFunt]

Car sex is overrated.

[I. Hustle]

you don't know her ......do you ? she was good in the sack

Yeah because she broke my dome light too. She said it was her thing. So then I shot it on her face.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

one time I was getting it on with this chick in the back seat of my car a long time ago. She was riding me while I was sitting in the back seat. Her head actually broke off my dome light and I got pissed and took her straight home.serves her right.

[ORION]

Car sex is overrated.

I was 16 or 17

[I. Hustle]

I was 16 or 17

Yeah it was the same chick then.

[ORION]

Yeah it was the same chick then.

I some how believe you.

[ORION]

I will tell some stories

[ORION]

one time I had this chick completly naked on her bedroom floor and I was on top of her. Her bedroom door was wide open and her grandmother came up the stairs and got to the top. She turned to the other room and never looked inside her room. I just remember looking up and seeing her walk into the other room

[Viva Las Espuelas]

one time I had this chick completly naked on her bedroom floor and I was on top of her. Her bedroom door was wide open and her grandmother came up the stairs and got to the top. She turned to the other room and never looked inside her room. I just remember looking up and seeing her walk into the other roomshe probably went and pleasured herself.

[ORION]

she probably went and pleasured herself.

maybe she was a freak

[ORION]

One time I had the hottest chick in the school naked in the back restroom of school. I ended up being very late to class when I was done. My friend said where was I and I stuck my fingers in his face and said "smell"

[CuckingFunt]

When I was in high school, my mom didn't get home from class until about 11:30 PM most nights. There was one time that I was actively sneaking a boy out my bedroom window (which faced the front of the house) while my mom was unlocking the back door.

I think that is still the most afraid I've been in my entire life.

[I. Hustle]

I want to see this pregnant chicks boobs bad. She needs to let them loose. they look like they are going to choke the life out of her.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

in high school i had my girlfriend topless behind the building one afternoon. we were going at it. then i heard footsteps and i jetted leaving her there.......dangling.

i always laugh about that. probably not the coolest thing to do, but hey, you had to be there.

[ORION]

in high school i had my girlfriend topless behind the building one afternoon. we were going at it. then i heard footsteps and i jetted leaving her there.......dangling.

i always laugh about that. probably not the coolest thing to do, but hey, you had to be there.

:lol That deserves a high 5 !

[ORION]

another time I was at a party and some how starting talking with this chick. we ended up in a bedroom. The bed was a friend of mines little sister. one of my friends was passed out on the bed so I told him to get off and he refused so I literally pushed him off the bed and started banging her. Well my other friends walked in to check on the drunk friend and saw me and the chick then the dude on the floor. they all laughed and I gave them the thumbs up and continued banging.

[ORION]

I want to see this pregnant chicks boobs bad. She needs to let them loose. they look like they are going to choke the life out of her.
i say that with everyone chick here

[I. Hustle]

I skipped one day and went to hang out at Brack. Well there was a girl there that I went to middle school with that filled out nicely. I guess with the emergence of her new chesticles she had more confidence. She asked for a ride home and said her mom wouldn't be back until late and we could "hang out". I left about 7 something and went home. She found out that I was "dating" her friend (which is why I was at Brack in the first place) and got super pissed. Funny thing is she never told her friend and I never had to learn a valuable lesson :)

[ORION]

one time on the way back from a track meet. I was in the back of the bus with this extremly hot chick. I was all over here feeling her up trying to get in there and she wanted to start kissing. For some reason I looked into her mouth and she has the most tartar build up I had ever seen. I didn't kiss her and stop messing with her. I ended up sitting with someone else

[ORION]

oh man and one time at this party. I messed around with this nerdy honor student just because she has very nice breast. I got busted because some pussy told my chick the next day, but I still got at those hoots

[I. Hustle]

i say that with everyone chick here

I almost feel bad because she is pregnant

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol That deserves a high 5 !
i knew you'd dig it.
boy was she dangling.

[ORION]

I almost feel bad because she is pregnant

what the hell is wrong with you !

[CuckingFunt]

Pregnant is an instant turn off.

[IronMexican]

I love pregnant girl boobs.

[ORION]

I love pregnant girl boobs.

amen

[Trainwreck2100]

there was this one party.......


well one time at school............

uh one time in the school bus..........


:depressed fuck my life

[I. Hustle]

one time on the way back from a track meet. I was in the back of the bus with this extremly hot chick. I was all over here feeling her up trying to get in there and she wanted to start kissing. For some reason I looked into her mouth and she has the most tartar build up I had ever seen. I didn't kiss her and stop messing with her. I ended up sitting with someone else

I was on the bus with a bunch of friends and I was feeling this one chicks ass then threw my jacket over and was going further and getting touchy feely. Well the next day I was going to get more than hands on if you know what I mean until one of my "boys" started saying shit about what I was doing to her every time she would go by. She didn't get mad but she didn't talk to me for a while and I never got in it.
That dumb shit prevented me from getting some and the rest of my friends gave him shit for the rest of the year.

[I. Hustle]

what the hell is wrong with you !

I said ALMOST

[I. Hustle]

there was this one party.......


well one time at school............

uh one time in the school bus..........


:depressed fuck my life

How old are you?



not putting you down just asking a serious question.

[I. Hustle]

Pregnant is an instant turn off.


I love pregnant girl boobs.


amen

Pregnant b00bs are great CF

[Trainwreck2100]

How old are you?



not putting you down just asking a serious question.

:depressed
older than you

[ORION]

one time I had these 2 girls that were girls. They were a few years younger than me. One of the girl's dad was giving me a ride home and they came along. We sat in the back of the van. I laid down and starting getting sleepy. I don't know if they were playing but they took turns stroking my wang. I just laid there pretending to be asleep

[ORION]

there was this one party.......


well one time at school............

uh one time in the school bus..........


:depressed fuck my life

I had one chick in the auditorium restroom. I know you know the one !

[I. Hustle]

:depressed
older than you

Where do you live?

[CuckingFunt]

Pregnant b00bs are great CF

Boobs aren't terribly exciting. They don't do anything.

[ORION]

Where do you live?

Trainwreck followed in my foot steps since grade school

[ORION]

Boobs aren't terribly exciting. They don't do anything.

oh yes they do ....

[mrsmaalox]

I don't have any wacky high school stories, because I only messed around with teachers and they all had private offices or apartments.

[mrsmaalox]

Boobs aren't terribly exciting. They don't do anything.

+1000

[I. Hustle]

Boobs aren't terribly exciting. They don't do anything.

ARE YOU KIDDING????!!!!!!!

Boobs do everything! If they are big then they bounce and jiggle while the girl is riding you... they dangle when in doggy... they smother your face when getting a lap dance... they provide a place for your cigar when in the club... they give you something to look at when the girl is talking... the possibilities are endless.

[ORION]

I don't have any wacky high school stories, because I only messed around with teachers and they all had private offices or apartments.

a high school girl banging a teacher is too easy. There was this coach in high school that I wanted real bad

[Trainwreck2100]

Trainwreck followed in my foot steps since grade school

I used that one to shit, cause nobody ever used it

[ORION]

ARE YOU KIDDING????!!!!!!!

Boobs do everything! If they are big then they bounce and jiggle while the girl is riding you... they dangle when in doggy... they smother your face when getting a lap dance... they provide a place for your cigar when in the club... they give you something to look at when the girl is talking... the possibilities are endless.

don't forget they give us a reason to go back to them after we break up with them

[ORION]

I used that one to shit, cause nobody ever used it

they didn't work when I was there. I however did run across some ghost there in that area

[I. Hustle]

Trainwreck followed in my foot steps since grade school

And he never even got accidental poon?

So when is bar night? When do we hit the waterin' hole and get this dude some hair pie?

[I. Hustle]

don't forget they give us a reason to go back to them after we break up with them

exactly!

[ORION]

And he never even got accidental poon?

So when is bar night? When do we hit the waterin' hole and get this dude some hair pie?

he has to want it. We can't want it for him...........or can we.......

[I. Hustle]

he has to want it. We can't want it for him...........or can we.......

Yes... yes we can.

My chances at extra curricular p00n are gone. I just want to help my fellow man now.

[ORION]

Yes... yes we can.

My chances at extra curricular p00n are gone. I just want to help my fellow man now.

we need to wait for Batman to get back from New York. He thinks he knows all these chicks

[Viva Las Espuelas]

one time I had these 2 girls that were girls. They were a few years younger than me. One of the girl's dad was giving me a ride home and they came along. We sat in the back of the van. I laid down and starting getting sleepy. I don't know if they were playing but they took turns stroking my wang. I just laid there pretending to be asleep
:toast

[jman3000]

i hope it's temporary. it hurt like shit when she bit and at least some feeling has come back.

[mrsmaalox]

a high school girl banging a teacher is too easy. There was this coach in high school that I wanted real bad

Well it was very easy but it seems to be very popular these days for female teachers to bang the boys at school; you were just born too early!

[ORION]

:toast

it was only like a couple of turns each, but enough for me to remember it

[jman3000]

i have an odd feeling that only my story was even remotely true.

[ORION]

i hope it's temporary. it hurt like shit when she bit and at least some feeling has come back.

don't let her anywhere near your dong

[ORION]

Well it was very easy but it seems to be very popular these days for female teachers to bang the boys at school; you were just born too early!

your telling me :bang

[ORION]

i have an odd feeling that only my story was even remotely true.

mine are very real.

[Trainwreck2100]

going back to the pregnant thing, men are supposed to find pregnancy attractive, it helps procreation

[Trainwreck2100]

mine are very real.

mine was real

[ORION]

going back to the pregnant thing, men are supposed to find pregnancy attractive, it helps procreation

It works for me.

[ORION]

mine was real

:lol:lol
Was that female soccer coach with the big legs coaching there when you went?

[I. Hustle]

going back to the pregnant thing, men are supposed to find pregnancy attractive, it helps procreation

procreation?


We just like big b00bs. They get bigger with milk.

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol:lol
Was that female soccer coach with the big legs coaching there when you went?

no

[I. Hustle]

i have an odd feeling that only my story was even remotely true.

I have an odd feeling that DEEZ NUTS!

[I. Hustle]

no

What school?

[mrsmaalox]

going back to the pregnant thing, men are supposed to find pregnancy attractive, it helps procreation

It also helps that women's hormones just go nuts and make them want sex all the time. I always felt my most attractive and sexy when I was pregnant; actually I just felt the best I have ever felt.

[I. Hustle]

It also helps that women's hormones just go nuts and make them want sex all the time. I always felt my most attractive and sexy when I was pregnant; actually I just felt the best I have ever felt.

Show me your boobs already!


Do your boobs hang low?

[ORION]

no

damn it! she would have jump started your testosterone and you would of been humping the flag pole

[CuckingFunt]

oh yes they do ....

I've had a pair for over half my life and the fuckers have yet to bust out a single party trick.

[ORION]

Show me your boobs already!


Do your boobs hang low?

why can't a guy ask any girl to see her boobs ? whats the big deal. I bet it would make the world a much better place. If a chick came up to me and asked to see my wang I'd show it

[ORION]

I've had a pair for over half my life and the fuckers have yet to bust out a single party trick.

think about it this way. some dude probably jacked off to a mental picture of your boobs at least once. doesn't that make you feel good ?

[CuckingFunt]

think about it this way. some dude probably jacked off to a mental picture of your boobs at least once. doesn't that make you feel good ?

I had a stalker for close to two years who, among other things, used to jack off to mental pictures of me and leave little containers of his cum outside my front door every day.

No. It didn't really make me feel too good.

[ORION]

I had a stalker for close to two years who, among other things, used to jack off to mental pictures of me and leave little containers of his cum outside my front door every day.

No. It didn't really make me feel too good.

your looking at it in the wrong light........left containers outside your front door?.......wtf ?

[I. Hustle]

:lol CUMtainers

[mrsmaalox]

why can't a guy ask any girl to see her boobs ? whats the big deal. I bet it would make the world a much better place. If a chick came up to me and asked to see my wang I'd show it

You are free to ask anything you'd like, but just know if you have to ask to see the boobs, you probably aren't going to see them. We show our boobs freely only when we want to show them.

[I. Hustle]

I've had a pair for over half my life and the fuckers have yet to bust out a single party trick.

They need a dude to bring them to life.

[ORION]

:lol CUMtainers

:lol:lol

[ORION]

You are free to ask anything you'd like, but just know if you have to ask to see the boobs, you probably aren't going to see them. We show our boobs freely only when we want to show them.

No I want it to be like saying bless you after a sneeze. just customary not if you want to....your sounding very selfish right now

[I. Hustle]

You are free to ask anything you'd like, but just know if you have to ask to see the boobs, you probably aren't going to see them. We show our boobs freely only when we want to show them.

Like unicorns?

[ORION]

Like unicorns?

Unicorns have nice cans ...

[CuckingFunt]

left containers outside your front door?.......wtf ?

I didn't get it either. But, then again, I'm not a creepy stalker.

[ORION]

I didn't get it either. But, then again, I'm not a creepy stalker.

I bet he got some shots on your door handle because he knew you'd grab it

[I. Hustle]

I didn't get it either. But, then again, I'm not a creepy stalker.

It's dudes like that that give us a bad name.
I don't want to stalk the b00bs I just want to see them when they are around.

[CuckingFunt]

I bet he got some shots on your door handle because he knew you'd grab it

I'd prefer to think that he didn't actually do it there, but... thanks for that.

[I. Hustle]

I bet he got some shots on your door handle because he knew you'd grab it

+1



yeah I would have poured it into a flower bed that way when you went to smell the flowers a little bit of me would have been in that aroma.

[ORION]

I'd prefer to think that he didn't actually do it there, but... thanks for that.

:lol:lol
any time

[Viva Las Espuelas]

hmmm. stalked for two years. left jars of cum on your door "every day", among other things. either you liked it or you have a sorry police force patrolling your area. that is unless you live in the desert.

just sounds a little fishy to me.

[I. Hustle]

hmmm. stalked for two years. left jars of cum on your door "every day", among other things. either you liked it or you have a sorry police force patrolling your area. that is unless you live in the desert.

just sounds a little fishy to me.

She wasn't scared just unCUMfortable

[ORION]

+1



yeah I would have poured it into a flower bed that way when you went to smell the flowers a little bit of me would have been in that aroma.

or her water pipe and her car door handle then her wiper blades so it smears all over your windshield

[ORION]

hmmm. stalked for two years. left jars of cum on your door "every day", among other things. either you liked it or you have a sorry police force patrolling your area. that is unless you live in the desert.

just sounds a little fishy to me.

she was a vegetarian she needed to get her protein some how

[I. Hustle]

or her water pipe and her car door handle then her wiper blades so it smears all over your windshield

If she was growing watermelons I would pour it in her melon patch (LOL) then when her crop came (LOL) in and she went to enjoy it would get all over her face and drip down her chin.

[CuckingFunt]

hmmm. stalked for two years. left jars of cum on your door "every day", among other things. either you liked it or you have a sorry police force patrolling your area. that is unless you live in the desert.

just sounds a little fishy to me.

Seriously? Fuck you.

From the day I met him until the day he killed himself was close to two years. The first few months he was creepy, but the actual stalking lasted a little over a year.

There was police involvement, but between the fact that I never had a real name for the guy and the fact that the police also dismissed much of this as a frantic girl overreacting, there really wasn't much that could be done. I had restraining orders to keep the guy away from me, away from my girlfriend, and away from our apartment building. Since I didn't have a real name, these had to be written against his alias, which is problematic. Restraining orders are also only effective if you actually catch the person breaking them -- if he stays out of sight or gets into the apartment building when I'm not there, there's nothing that can be done. He made my life hell for over a year, but never actually broke a law in a way that could be pursued. Anti-stalking laws are, for the record, completely fucked and generally ridiculous.

[ORION]

Seriously? Fuck you.

From the day I met him until the day he killed himself was close to two years. The first few months he was creepy, but the actual stalking lasted a little over a year.

There was police involvement, but between the fact that I never had a real name for the guy and the fact that the police also dismissed much of this as a frantic girl overreacting, there really wasn't much that could be done. I had restraining orders to keep the guy away from me, away from my girlfriend, and away from our apartment building. Since I didn't have a real name, these had to be written against his alias, which is problematic. Restraining orders are also only effective if you actually catch the person breaking them -- if he stays out of sight or gets into the apartment building when I'm not there, there's nothing that can be done. He made my life hell for over a year, but never actually broke a law in a way that could be pursued. Anti-stalking laws are, for the record, completely fucked and generally ridiculous.

how did this all start ?

[ORION]

oh shoog is here. everyone behave

[Viva Las Espuelas]

how did this all start ?
well first there came the dinosaurs.

then the earth cooled................

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Seriously? Fuck you.

From the day I met him until the day he killed himself was close to two years. The first few months he was creepy, but the actual stalking lasted a little over a year.

There was police involvement, but between the fact that I never had a real name for the guy and the fact that the police also dismissed much of this as a frantic girl overreacting, there really wasn't much that could be done. I had restraining orders to keep the guy away from me, away from my girlfriend, and away from our apartment building. Since I didn't have a real name, these had to be written against his alias, which is problematic. Restraining orders are also only effective if you actually catch the person breaking them -- if he stays out of sight or gets into the apartment building when I'm not there, there's nothing that can be done. He made my life hell for over a year, but never actually broke a law in a way that could be pursued. Anti-stalking laws are, for the record, completely fucked and generally ridiculous.

oops. sorry. i'll move on.

[I. Hustle]

oops. sorry. i'll move on.

Ha Ha Puss!

[ORION]

well first there came the dinosaurs.

then the earth cooled................

not that far back

[CuckingFunt]

how did this all start ?

Guy was a friend of a friend of a friend (of a friend... several people removed from anyone I actually knew) who managed to work himself into my social circle and developed a crush that quickly went from mildly annoying to full on creepy. He was asked to stay away and freaked out from there.

[mrsmaalox]

You guys are insensitive pigs. That is a terrifying thing for anyone to have to go thru. But it does seem fucked up that nothing could be done about a known predator for 2 years! I think after the first year of that BS I would have resorted to some form of vigilante justice. Or at least moved away.

[I. Hustle]

You guys are insensitive pigs. That is a terrifying thing for anyone to have to go thru. But it does seem fucked up that nothing could be done about a known predator for 2 years! I think after the first year of that BS I would have resorted to some form of vigilante justice. Or at least moved away.

Just to let you know. Every time I post a little bit of you is left behind.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao

[ORION]

Guy was a friend of a friend of a friend (of a friend... several people removed from anyone I actually knew) who managed to work himself into my social circle and developed a crush that quickly went from mildly annoying to full on creepy. He was asked to stay away and freaked out from there.

was he an ugly dude? he sounds pretty sick with the busting in the cup and all

[I. Hustle]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4110/ninjasviathefunniestinfsc8.jpg

[I. Hustle]

http://content5.clipmarks.com/image_cache/firstbiggestmost/512/1D22CB4D-A420-4BD4-A563-BFDF13125E1F.jpg

[I. Hustle]

http://www.myspacefools.com/funnymyspace/funnycommenttwentyfour.jpg

[ORION]

http://content5.clipmarks.com/image_cache/firstbiggestmost/512/1D22CB4D-A420-4BD4-A563-BFDF13125E1F.jpg

I'm sure his smell would be just as effective if not better than a $4 karate lesson

[ORION]

http://www.myspacefools.com/funnymyspace/funnycommenttwentyfour.jpg

Is that real?! That shark looks too big to be swimming in there

[IronMexican]

Do we have a Samuel L troll? we need one.

[CuckingFunt]

was he an ugly dude? he sounds pretty sick with the busting in the cup and all

He was neither remarkably handsome, nor remarkably ugly. He was just a normal looking guy.

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't realize until tonight that the futuristic part of Timecop takes place four years ago.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

does anyone know where i can buy little bottles to hold semen?

come on, dude. it's cat semen.

[CuckingFunt]

does anyone know where i can buy little bottles to hold semen?

I've heard that the little plastic film containers work.

[ShoogarBear]

Seriously? Fuck you.

From the day I met him until the day he killed himself was close to two years. The first few months he was creepy, but the actual stalking lasted a little over a year.

There was police involvement, but between the fact that I never had a real name for the guy and the fact that the police also dismissed much of this as a frantic girl overreacting, there really wasn't much that could be done. I had restraining orders to keep the guy away from me, away from my girlfriend, and away from our apartment building. Since I didn't have a real name, these had to be written against his alias, which is problematic. Restraining orders are also only effective if you actually catch the person breaking them -- if he stays out of sight or gets into the apartment building when I'm not there, there's nothing that can be done. He made my life hell for over a year, but never actually broke a law in a way that could be pursued. Anti-stalking laws are, for the record, completely fucked and generally ridiculous.

Not to relive this for you, but if was leaving jars of semen at your door . . . that's DNA. Pretty much proof he violated the restraining order.

[CuckingFunt]

Not to relive this for you, but if was leaving jars of semen at your door . . . that's DNA. Pretty much proof he violated the restraining order.

Since I didn't have a real name (or any other tangible ties to his identity/methods of tracking him down) and he didn't have a criminal record, the DNA tests didn't come up with any matches in the database, the cops didn't have sufficient information to order the creep be tested, and no one had any way of proving that the semen belonged to the name on the restraining order.

At least, that's what I was told at the time. It's been my suspicion since all this happened that the police could have done more to help me, but chose not to.

[whottt]

I didn't know it would bother you...I thought you'd be flattered. :depressed

[florige]

I didn't know it would bother you...I thought you'd be flattered. :depressed



Palin would be sooooo jealous right now Whottt. I am ashamed of you. lol

[ORION]

does anyone know where i can buy little bottles to hold semen?

come on, dude. it's cat semen.

I can just picturing you jerking off a cat. Mike Rowe would be proud.

[I. Hustle]

Speaking of jerking off...



I'm bored

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Speaking of jerking off...



I'm bored paint yourself with invisible paint. fill a couple of cups. go to an apartment complex, that's hopefully vacant, and leave it on someone's door.

report back when you're done.

[ORION]

paint yourself with invisible paint. fill a couple of cups. go to an apartment complex, that's hopefully vacant, and leave it on someone's door.

report back when you're done.

can you imagine developing and marketing invisible paint ?!?! That person would be the richest man alive.

[I. Hustle]

can you imagine developing and marketing invisible paint ?!?! That person would be the richest man alive.

So what's to stop us from working on it?


check out my new sig

[I. Hustle]

Hey where did it go?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

can you imagine developing and marketing invisible paint ?!?! That person would be the richest man alive.it'd be outta sight.

[I. Hustle]

http://www.carl.site0.co.cc/images/Arrow-Up.png
Oh there it is.

[I. Hustle]

Doh!

[ORION]

So what's to stop us from working on it?




funding

[I. Hustle]

I just heard this one lady tell another lady to stop dragging her teets.

[I. Hustle]

funding

I bet we can get a grant
http://www.asklesko.com/free-money/free/armado1.jpg

[ORION]

my director is wearing a tight pink t-shirt today. I can't control myself ! I know I will bust out an inappropriate comment by the end of the day at the very least and I hope that's all I do !!......

[ORION]

I bet we can get a grant
http://www.asklesko.com/free-money/free/armado1.jpg

He is the Riddler. It must be a trap

[CuckingFunt]

can you imagine developing and marketing invisible paint ?!?! That person would be the richest man alive.


it'd be outta sight.

Wile E. Coyote disagrees.

[I. Hustle]

He is the Riddler. It must be a trap

Curses! Foiled again!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I bet we can get a grant
http://www.asklesko.com/free-money/free/armado1.jpg
how fitting he's wearing blue...................
and with question marks.

[ORION]

Wile E. Coyote disagrees.

he would just mess it up like he always does. He probably would forget to paint his back or something. I'd use it and walk right into a bank then a woman's locker room

[Wile E.]

Wile E. Coyote disagrees.


http://www.csustan.edu/math/Jue/wiley.gif

[mrsmaalox]

he would just mess it up like he always does. He probably would forget to paint his back or something. I'd use it and walk right into a bank then a woman's locker room

He always had better luck with Acme's "Instant Hole in the Road". That's some good stuff.

[Wile E.]

he would just mess it up like he always does. He probably would forget to paint his back or something. I'd use it and walk right into a bank then a woman's locker room


I'll have you know that I would have remembered to paint my back.

[Wile E.]

He always had better luck with Acme's "Instant Hole in the Road". That's some good stuff.


AAAHHHH Yes. A classic. Why it is almost as important as my anvil or my rocket.

[ORION]

so where did everyone go

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i'm filling cups, man.

[ORION]

i'm filling cups, man.

:lol
I remember one time I pulled out and I swear one shot hit the wall right next to the chicks head.

[mrsmaalox]

i'm filling cups, man.

Reminds me of that movie with Whoopie Goldberg, Ted Danson, and Will Smith (Made in America?) where Will Smith is at a sperm bank donating and keeps sticking his head out the door yelling "More cups! I need more cups in here!" :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol
I remember one time I pulled out and I swear one shot hit the wall right next to the chicks head.
nice.

[ORION]

Reminds me of that movie with Whoopie Goldberg, Ted Danson, and Will Smith (Made in America?) where Will Smith is at a sperm bank donating and keeps sticking his head out the door yelling "More cups! I need more cups in here!" :lol

no I'm thinking of Naked Gun 33 and 1/3. you hear him yelling and yelling then the door opens and you hear a goat and he is smoking a cigarette. then he ends up doing it again and filling all these cups up

[mrsmaalox]

no I'm thinking of Naked Gun 33 and 1/3. you hear him yelling and yelling then the door opens and you hear a goat and he is smoking a cigarette. then he ends up doing it again and filling all these cups up

:lmao :tu

[ORION]

I don't know if I could go to a sperm bank unless a hot nurse would milk the prostate like Road Trip

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I don't know if I could go to a sperm bank unless a hot nurse would milk the prostate like Road Trip
i know someone who is proven to help you.

[ORION]

i know someone who is proven to help you.

does she have small fingers ?

[I. Hustle]

I was out taking group pics for work.

[mrsmaalox]

I believe you can take your own "helper" there, but the nurses/employees don't help.

[ORION]

I was out taking group pics for work.

gay........any hot chicks

[ORION]

I believe you can take your own "helper" there, but the nurses/employees don't help.

really ? I'm going to be rich

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t267/dawges/sfn/141108-zoujedrdoen_gallery.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t267/dawges/sfn/141108-zoujedrdoen_gallery.jpg
always knows how to take it to the next level.

[mrsmaalox]

That one should be in The ANYBODY'S Boob Appreciation Thread.

[ORION]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t267/dawges/sfn/141108-zoujedrdoen_gallery.jpg

those are man hands.

[I. Hustle]

gay........any hot chicks

A few. They were herding us all together and there was this new chick with tig ol' bitties that didn't want to be in the pic so she was standing behind me and was pushed up on my back. That was somewhat of a highlight.

[mrsmaalox]

those are man hands.

That's what stood out to me also.

[ORION]

A few. They were herding us all together and there was this new chick with tig ol' bitties that didn't want to be in the pic so she was standing behind me and was pushed up on my back. That was somewhat of a highlight.

taking group pictures for work is gay

[I. Hustle]

That's what stood out to me also.

What stood out to me was the pure sexiness.

[ORION]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/61/Apikal4D.gif

[I. Hustle]

taking group pictures for work is gay

Well what do you want me to do huh?! Quit?! SHIT!!! I had to ok. I didn't f'n want to I HAD TO!




Did that look like I was mad?



I got to feel boobies!

[ORION]

I have sex with that as long as its a woman's heart

[mrsmaalox]

What stood out for me was my weenie.

[mrsmaalox]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/61/Apikal4D.gif

Nice valves

[ORION]

Nice valves

it looks like its saying fuck you

[I. Hustle]

When I say weenie it comes out of my lips.

[I. Hustle]

b00bs

[mrsmaalox]

That doesn't even make sense.

[ORION]

I like schlong.

[I. Hustle]

There are three little hotties here that are always flirting with me and I think it's because they know I am married and won't try anything. F'n haters

Then there is one chick that keeps dropping innuendos
She told me that she is working 7 days a week. "I'm like a damn 7-11 open 24/7. I mean working not open giggle giggle giggle" Then I get an arm squeeze.

[I. Hustle]

You left out the really.

[ORION]

There are three little hotties here that are always flirting with me and I think it's because they know I am married and won't try anything. F'n haters

Then there is one chick that keeps dropping innuendos
She told me that she is working 7 days a week. "I'm like a damn 7-11 open 24/7. I mean working not open giggle giggle giggle" Then I get an arm squeeze.

:lol
Those are the worse. lets see these pictures then

[mrsmaalox]

I left out my willy.

[I. Hustle]

:lol
Those are the worse. lets see these pictures then

When they post them up here I will see if I can copy them.

[I. Hustle]

I am obsessed with Hustle's man meat

Who the F isn't?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

There are three little hotties here that are always flirting with me and I think it's because they know I am married and won't try anything. F'n haters

Then there is one chick that keeps dropping innuendos
She told me that she is working 7 days a week. "I'm like a damn 7-11 open 24/7. I mean working not open giggle giggle giggle" Then I get an arm squeeze.
they want to receive it.

[I. Hustle]

they want to receive it.

I swear there has to be a ton of little horny toads here and if I knew a single guy I would try to direct it his way. One of my boys works here with me and that dude hasn't sealed the deal on anything yet. What a puss.

[I. Hustle]

There is one older dude here that is of the "It's all pink" group that I never subscribed to and he gets it left and right. I have always believed in quality not quantity but hey at least he's getting his pinger wet.

[mrsmaalox]

I swear there has to be a ton of little horny toads here and if I knew a single guy I would try to direct it his way. One of my boys works here with me and that dude hasn't sealed the deal on anything yet. What a puss.

I. Hustle meet Viva Las Espuelas!

[I. Hustle]

I need to call up Ash for one of her WTBJ's

[I. Hustle]

I. Hustle meet Viva Las Espuelas!

The dude can't be shy.


When I was in Highschool I would push up on a chick and say "Bone or what?" believe it or not some would laugh all the way to the designated boning section wherever that was at the time.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I swear there has to be a ton of little horny toads here and if I knew a single guy I would try to direct it his way. One of my boys works here with me and that dude hasn't sealed the deal on anything yet. What a puss.
office poon is very very tricky to pull off. no pun intended.

[mrsmaalox]

The dude can't be shy.

You think Viva is SHY?!?!?! :lmao

[I. Hustle]

office poon is very very tricky to pull off. no pun intended.

pppffffttttt excuses

[I. Hustle]

You think Viva is SHY?!?!?! :lmao

No not that I was just sayin'



You have to really want the office p00n or it just stays at flirting.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

pppffffttttt excuses
eh. i'm not jeopardizing/losing my job over some chick.

[ORION]

office poon is very very tricky to pull off. no pun intended.

banging chicks you work with is a bad idea

[mrsmaalox]

eh. i'm not jeopardizing/losing my job over some chick.

Considering the ones you work with you shouldn't be jeopardizing your health either.

[I. Hustle]

y'all are boring me now

[mrsmaalox]

y'all are boring me now

Great. Why don't you take a break and go do your job?!!!

[I. Hustle]

Great. Why don't you take a break and go do your job?!!!

Ouch! :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

banging chicks you work with is a bad ideathanks for telling me.

[ORION]

thanks for telling me.

unless she is hot......

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Considering the ones you work with you shouldn't be jeopardizing your health either.now that's not nice. they're very well respected whores. especially the one that just got a "secret" abortion she conceived with the nice married man that works here. apparently the breasts don't know that she's not carrying anymore, 'cause they are getting bigger and bigger......
too bad she's puerto rican.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

unless she is hot......
that's what got me. unfortunately.
twice.
almost a 3rd time

[mrsmaalox]

now that's not nice. they're very well respected whores. especially the one that just got a "secret" abortion she conceived with the nice married man that works here. apparently the breasts don't know that she's not carrying anymore, 'cause they are getting bigger and bigger......
too bad she's puerto rican.

"secret" abortion?!?! :wow And why is this the first I'm hearing about it?!

[I. Hustle]

"secret" abortion?!?! :wow And why is this the first I'm hearing about it?!

WAIT! Hold the phone! Do y'all work together?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"secret" abortion?!?! :wow And why is this the first I'm hearing about it?!
i did. this is the same dude that had another married chick here get an abortion about 2 years ago. his family should be proud.

[mrsmaalox]

WAIT! Hold the phone! Do y'all work together?

Nope

[I. Hustle]

Nope

So what's the deal? Are y'all boning?

[mrsmaalox]

So what's the deal? Are y'all boning?

:lol nope

[ORION]

:lol nope

thats a nervous laugh

[ashbeeigh]

by the end of the day...I will be qualified to file taxes for everyone. :elephant


well not everyone, people that go to PAC to file their taxes.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

by the end of the day...I will be qualified to file taxes for everyone. :elephant
you're still thinking out loud.

[mrsmaalox]

thats a nervous laugh

:lol no it's not


by the end of the day...I will be qualified to file taxes for everyone. :elephant


well not everyone, people that go to PAC to file their taxes.

Yea but that is a great skill to have; you can always get at least seasonal work. :tu

[ORION]

Man I had an energy drink and I stopped drinking them so now I'm all over the place

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Man I had an energy drink and I stopped drinking them so now I'm all over the placeso did you drink it or did you buy it then stop drinking it? i'm very confused.

[ORION]

so did you drink it or did you buy it then stop drinking it? i'm very confused.

oh sorry. I had stopped drinking them for a few weeks now but today I've been real tired so I bought one. I hope I'm getting sick

[Trainwreck2100]

oh sorry. I had stopped drinking them for a few weeks now but today I've been real tired so I bought one. I hope I'm getting sick

I once downed one of those five hour energy drinks, and then my heart started beating so fast i had chest pains

[ORION]

I once downed one of those five hour energy drinks, and then my heart started beating so fast i had chest pains

This one dude I knew downed this crazy every drink that said to only drink like 2 oz every 5 hours and he ended up drinking the whole bottle ...He really thought he was going to die

[I. Hustle]

This one guy I knew put a bunch of pop rocks in his mouth and then drank a Pepsi and his head exploded

[Viva Las Espuelas]

This one guy I knew put a bunch of pop rocks in his mouth and then drank a Pepsi and his head exploded
i thought his stomach exploded.

[I. Hustle]

i thought his stomach exploded.

No his head. He swished them around instead of swallowing. You know the drill

[mrsmaalox]

Did you know there are cheese flavored Pop Rocks?

[I. Hustle]

Did you know there are cheese flavored Pop Rocks?

I just told you that so you would swallow

[mrsmaalox]

I just told you that so you would swallow
:oops I feel really stupid now

[I. Hustle]

:oops I feel really stupid now

It's ok you aren't the only one to fall for it. :toast

[RashoFan]

:lol
I remember one time I pulled out and I swear one shot hit the wall right next to the chicks head.

yeah..well you got some of that shit got in my eye. Have you ever had cum in your eye??? It burns...:madrun

[IronMexican]

Have any of you guys ever used a girls ass as a pillow? I really want to try that one day. If I could, I would sleep on ass everyday.