Free Quattro Razor (17)

[ORION]

:lol
that exchange reminds me of that scene from CB4 when that dude is working the phone sex lines.

Sweat from my balls !

[ORION]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8783/sarah17wc5xp9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:lol:lol:lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

:lol
that exchange reminds me of that scene from CB4 when that dude is working the phone sex lines.

Yeah, yeah I'm licking your balls. Best balls I ever had. You've got King Kong Balls.

:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol
that exchange reminds me of that scene from CB4 when that dude is working the phone sex lines.


Sweat from my balls !


:td



Yeah, yeah I'm licking your balls. Best balls I ever had. You've got King Kong Balls.

:lol


:tu

[ORION]

:td:td:td:td:td:td:td:td:td:td:td:td:td:td

shut up

[mrsmaalox]

What a grouch^^^^

[ORION]

What a grouch^^^^

shut up

[CuckingFunt]

ShamWow is amazing.

I need to buy one.

No... I need to buy a million.

[ORION]

ShamWow is amazing.

I need to buy one.

No... I need to buy a million.

the commercial is a rip off. They show water next to the carpet and then its gone, but the shamwow was no where near it

[peewee's lovechild]

the commercial is a rip off. They show water next to the carpet and then its gone, but the shamwow was no where near it

It's German . . . don't you know Germans make the impossible possible?

[peewee's lovechild]

What I want to know is that if it's so good, why do they need to sell you more than one?

One should do it for ten years.
It lasts that long.
The dude says it's gauranteed for ten years.

I believe him.

He seems like a trustworthy fellow.

[ORION]

It's German . . . don't you know Germans make the impossible possible?

Germany is the new France

[CuckingFunt]

the commercial is a rip off. They show water next to the carpet and then its gone, but the shamwow was no where near it

I dunno... I'm notoriously cynical about that type of advertisement, and the first few times I saw that commercial I thought it was a spoof, but their German mind control must be working on me. I really want to order one.

It's impressive how dry it gets that already dry arm.

[ORION]

What I want to know is that if it's so good, why do they need to sell you more than one?

One should do it for ten years.
It lasts that long.
The dude says it's gauranteed for ten years.

I believe him.

He seems like a trustworthy fellow.

you get more for chicks on their period. for the ones that are heavy bleeders

[peewee's lovechild]

you get more for chicks on their period. for the ones that are heavy bleeders

You see, that's just a shining example of German brilliance.

Shamwow is gonna put Kotex out of business.

I should probably order some to use as diapers for my kid.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, why does that cocksucker need a microphone wrapped around his head??

The fucker is being filmed.
The camera's right in front of him??

I'm beginning to think this is all a sham!

[ORION]

I dunno... I'm notoriously cynical about that type of advertisement, and the first few times I saw that commercial I thought it was a spoof, but their German mind control must be working on me. I really want to order one.

It's impressive how dry it gets that already dry arm.

if it works so well then why is there still flooding in the world.
.......Germany has just sent 10 tons of ShamWows to the gulf coast

[peewee's lovechild]

Wait a minute . . .

"Sham" . . . "shamwow" . . .

WE'VE ALL BEEN HAD!!!!!!!!

MUTHER FUCKING GERMANS!!!

[ORION]

Wait a minute . . .

"Sham" . . . "shamwow" . . .

WE'VE ALL BEEN HAD!!!!!!!!

MUTHER FUCKING GERMANS!!!

I told you ....New France

[ORION]

And, why does that cocksucker need a microphone wrapped around his head??

The fucker is being filmed.
The camera's right in front of him??

I'm beginning to think this is all a sham!

and whats up with his crooked smirk. Its like he is the only one that knows the joke

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe he's the anti-Christ.

[peewee's lovechild]

Maybe he's the anti-Christ.

Can you believe that shit?

God damn, I'm floored.

[mrsmaalox]

Can you believe that shit?

God damn, I'm floored.

:lol Saw that earlier......freaking amazing! But not as amazing as the suprised reaction from everyone!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

King Diamond suck so much they are extremely entertaining.
blashpeme.
cpX-QdG3hgU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpX-QdG3hgU

[ShoogarBear]

How you gonna do it if you really don't want to dance?
By standing on the wall?

[CuckingFunt]

Get down on it. C'mon and get down on it.



Thanks. That'll be in my head for days, now.

[ShoogarBear]

Kool & The Gang are way underrated.

[RashoFan]

"Well, for starters, you have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka."
http://thumbnail.search.aolcdn.com/truveo/images/thumbnails/2D/D0/2DD07185DF7122.jpg

"That ain't Lake Minnetonka."
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/bM3041-ApolloniaKoteroPurpleRain.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Your lips would make a lollipop too happy.

[ShoogarBear]

Whatever happened to Apollonia?

[CuckingFunt]

Whatever happened to Apollonia?

With the exception of Carmen Electra, Prince's exes have pretty short shelf lives.

[ShoogarBear]

Now there's a subject worthy of a night's discussion: rank Prince's exes.

1. Vanity
2. Apollonia
3. Kim Basinger
4. Troy Beyer
5. Carmen Electra
6. Sheena Easton

His wives left me underwhelmed.

[RashoFan]

Your lips would make a lollipop too happy.

http://brokendishes.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/morris_rightside.jpg

[RashoFan]

Whatever happened to Apollonia?

I think she "found God"

[Trainwreck2100]

i wanna know if shoog has checked out the epic political thread

[ShoogarBear]

I don't do the Political Forum. It's an absolute waste of time when I'm trying to waste time.

[ShoogarBear]

Are you talking about the Manu doesn't believe in God thread?

[Trainwreck2100]

Are you talking about the Manu doesn't believe in God thread?

Nope the one with 20000+ views that set the forum record for most users in a day

[CuckingFunt]

Now there's a subject worthy of a night's discussion: rank Prince's exes.

1. Vanity
2. Apollonia
3. Kim Basinger
4. Troy Beyer
5. Carmen Electra
6. Sheena Easton

His wives left me underwhelmed.

You left a couple off.

Per Wikipedia:

In the 1980s and early 1990s, Prince was romantically linked with many celebrities, including Vanity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanity_%28performer%29) (also known as Denise Matthews), Madonna (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna_%28entertainer%29), Anna Fantastic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Fantastic)[13] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Rogers_Nelson#cite_note-autogenerated1-12) Carmen Electra (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmen_Electra),[39] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Rogers_Nelson#cite_note-38) Jill Jones, Apollonia Kotero (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollonia_Kotero), Kim Basinger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Basinger), Sheena Easton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheena_Easton), Robin Arcuri (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Arcuri), Troy Beyer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Beyer), Susanna Hoffs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susanna_Hoffs) and Nona Gaye (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nona_Gaye).

[ShoogarBear]

What's is about, the election?

[CuckingFunt]

What's is about, the election?

Angel suspects Obama may be the anti-Christ.

[ShoogarBear]

I didn't know he did the Bangles chick.

[ShoogarBear]

Angel suspects Obama may be the anti-Christ.

You're joking, right?

Well, he's not a white European, so she may have a point.

[Trainwreck2100]

Angel suspects Obama may be the anti-Christ.


I didn't know he did the Bangles chick.

Banging the bangles chick is the second sign ya know

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Angel suspects Obama may be the anti-Christ.

Dun, dun, dun!!!!!!!!!

Feel that needs to said every time it's brought up.

[CuckingFunt]

You're joking, right?

Nope. I'm not.

[CuckingFunt]

Dun, dun, dun!!!!!!!!!

Feel that needs to said every time it's brought up.

I tend to think of the frenzied music during shower chick's stabbing in Psycho, but I don't know how to type that out.

[ShoogarBear]

Nope. I'm not.

Hmmm . . . does she write speeches for Palin? This could explain a lot.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I tend to think of the frenzied music during shower chick's stabbing in Psycho, but I don't know how to type that out.

Why type it when you can hear it?

http://www.rosswalker.co.uk/movie_sounds/sounds_files_20080520_1013824/psycho/music.wav

[ShoogarBear]

I tend to think of the frenzied music during shower chick's stabbing in Psycho, but I don't know how to type that out.


I think of it as eeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeee-eeeeeeee

[CuckingFunt]

I think of it as eeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeee-eeeeeeee

See? If I'd typed that without context, everyone would assume my keyboard was broken.

[ShoogarBear]

Why type it when you can hear it?

http://www.rosswalker.co.uk/movie_sounds/sounds_files_20080520_1013824/psycho/music.wav

This is still the best:

http://www.kfcplainfield.com/sound/twilightzone.wav

[ShoogarBear]

See? If I'd typed that without context, everyone would assume my keyboard was broken.

No, I would have thought a spider just ran across your desk.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

A few I liked as a kid:

_m4dAB7o2Cc

vNfDSNG7Y0g

[CuckingFunt]

John Carpenter is awesomeness.

[ShoogarBear]

My childhood was much more 60s:

zNS0u6USBT8

6zbgEl5lwvk

AvMj5LuT5hk

Oh, man, I can't believe I found this one!

:clap :clap :clap

kd85Qim_Z6A

LOL @ the computer in this one:
CF_49tWPNWA

And of course the bar-none GOAT:
(some fuckwit messed with the written credits for some reason)
JYDs3_BJLhQ

[CuckingFunt]

And of course the bar-none GOAT:

I, personally, would put both Get Smart and The Mod Squad ahead of this one. Also, youtube epically fails for not having the I Spy intro anywhere.

[Trainwreck2100]

55BZ2gSsSmY

[ShoogarBear]

Nah, Mission Impossible was the shiznitz. Those bongos! Plus, they played snippets from the entire plot during the opening credits, how cool was that (not that you could ever figure it out). I was always PISSED if I missed the opening of an episode of MI.

I Spy is an excellent mention, though.

[ShoogarBear]

Oooh, here's one that I bet gets the Funt tingly:

tvmgrnsaE1U

[ShoogarBear]

55BZ2gSsSmY


The Last of the Mohicans music really makes this one.

It also would have been cool if they had shown Merriman shooting up some roids at the beginning.

[ShoogarBear]

I honor of the Mod Squad, I plan to use the expression "solid", with a little fist pump, as much as possible over the next week.

[CuckingFunt]

Oooh, here's one that I bet gets the Funt tingly:

Meh.

I can appreciate Emma Peel/The Avengers for their kitsch factor, but it was never something I watched when I was a kid, so is missing the necessary nostalgia.

[mrsmaalox]

:madrun Dog ate my toast!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:madrun Dog ate my toast!!you should eat on a table

[ORION]

:madrun Dog ate my toast!!

dogs are sneaky. They could have just eaten 25 pounds of dog food and as soon as human food falls to the floor ,BOOM !

[Viva Las Espuelas]

bb2tGQ_7KUI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb2tGQ_7KUI

[ORION]

classic

[mrsmaalox]

Wow I hadn't heard that in ages.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Wow I hadn't heard that in ages.i was singing that in the shower this morning. my favorite part is when he does the nose sniff. now that's rock 'n roll!!!

[ORION]

or when he licked his fingers to go into that solo

[Viva Las Espuelas]

or when he licked his fingers to go into that solo

ooooo. you're alone on that one.

[ORION]

ooooo. you're alone on that one.

why

[ashbeeigh]

Oh my goodness. I have such a bad headache. It is not normal to be 24 and to havetwo teeth coming in at the same time.

[ORION]

Oh my goodness. I have such a bad headache. It is not normal to be 24 and to havetwo teeth coming in at the same time.

are you finally hitting puberty ?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

So, while I was sleeping last night, I received a mix of ten phone calls and texts from the same woman in the span of an hour. Had talked to her once in the last three months. Went like this:

"Can I come over?"
"I could really use the company."
"Are you ignoring me?"
"Thanks for your support."
"Don't bother calling me unless you're going to apologize." For what, sleeping?
"Lose my number you fucking asshole."

Ah, good times.

[IronMexican]

She doesn't sound needy at all.

[ORION]

So, while I was sleeping last night, I received a mix of ten phone calls and texts from the same woman in the span of an hour. Had talked to her once in the last three months. Went like this:

"Can I come over?"
"I could really use the company."
"Are you ignoring me?"
"Thanks for your support."
"Don't bother calling me unless you're going to apologize." For what, sleeping?
"Lose my number you fucking asshole."

Ah, good times.

does she have big boobs ?

[ashbeeigh]

are you finally hitting puberty ?

Why yes. My boobs can only get bigger.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

does she have big boobs ?

Yes.

Sadly, big breasted does not trump big fucking mental issues.

[CuckingFunt]

Yes.

Sadly, big breasted does not trump big fucking mental issues.

Well... it can, but it requires several complex equations and measured ratios.

Or so I've heard.

[ORION]

Yes.

Sadly, big breasted does not trump big fucking mental issues.

whoa whoa whoa ! lets not talk crazy here

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Maybe I should have been a tad clearer: That ship has sailed in this specific case. I'll gladly jump into a pyscho mind fuck relationship if the woman is worth it. Of course, getting into that relationship is always easier than getting out of it.

[Trainwreck2100]

Oh my goodness. I have such a bad headache. It is not normal to be 24 and to havetwo teeth coming in at the same time.

Those ain't the only thing coming in yo mouth

[peewee's lovechild]

are you finally hitting puberty ?

Wait until her tits catch up.

Mmmmm, mmmmm, good.

[ORION]

http://vcibaitvend.com/

[mrsmaalox]

So, while I was sleeping last night, I received a mix of ten phone calls and texts from the same woman in the span of an hour. Had talked to her once in the last three months. Went like this:

"Can I come over?"
"I could really use the company."
"Are you ignoring me?"
"Thanks for your support."
"Don't bother calling me unless you're going to apologize." For what, sleeping?
"Lose my number you fucking asshole."

Ah, good times.

psycho hose beast alert

[IronMexican]

emM_juVdzds

[ORION]

gay...

[batman2883]

i have to concur thats the gayest shit ever

[ShoogarBear]

i have to concur thats the gayest shit ever

I only made it to 13 seconds and had to shut it down.

[ShoogarBear]

Have to cleanse the palate after that:

cmUgx916Uik

5wDp1kH6ACo

[Dr. Gonzo]

Why can't I stop watching High School Musical 2?

[Dr. Gonzo]

8HE9OQ4FnkQ

[CuckingFunt]

ZZ4S-UiNmzo

[CuckingFunt]

More fun with covers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3t9htxbIAc&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ATiORZ4tfU&feature=related

[ShoogarBear]

If You Want Me To Stay = greatest bass line ever. Or close to it.

And you managed to kill that first youtube. :(

[ShoogarBear]

Why can't I stop watching High School Musical 2?

Because you're a happy person? A joyful person? A glad person? No, wait, what's the word I'm looking for . . . ?

[CuckingFunt]

If You Want Me To Stay = greatest bass line ever. Or close to it.

And you managed to kill that first youtube. :(

Didn't kill it, they just don't allow embedding. Fixed now.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Another great cover

cJ3M7DgBqA0

[ShoogarBear]

:tu

Sly is in heavy rotation on my iPod.

[ShoogarBear]

Another great cover



:lol That was pretty good.

This version is better than the Beatles, I think:

hBBN0T5PYXY

[CuckingFunt]

8ij6nBQfQoo

zB24z00ajU4

Gonna have to go with Stevie on this one.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Stupid twat will not stop texting me.

Blanket party? Taser?

[CuckingFunt]

tSrD1j1cYDo

aT8k4bbQzyA

[CuckingFunt]

Stupid twat will not stop texting me.

Blanket party? Taser?

Just ask her how you're supposed to lose her number if she won't stop texting you. Make sure she knows that you just want to honor her wishes.

[ShoogarBear]

Chaka also did a good cover of it. Conclusion: it's a great song.

3ZKGvM5GFK4

[ShoogarBear]

Stupid twat will not stop texting me.

Blanket party? Taser?

We need to see a pic. One of us might take her off your hands.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Just ask her how you're supposed to lose her number if she won't stop texting you. Make sure she knows that you just want to honor her wishes.

Wouldn't work. Then I'd get the line about how I think she means nothing to me.

She's a crazy, remember?

[CuckingFunt]

Wouldn't work. Then I'd get the line about how I think she means nothing to me.

She's a crazy, remember?

Hmmm... drop vague STD hints?

[ShoogarBear]

Speaking of Chaka: young, slim Chaka with no bra. Whooaaa . . . whoooaaa . . . whooooaaaa!

fuZFt1kH0W8

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Hmmm... drop vague STD hints?

I don't think even that would slow her down.

Totally knew better, but those breasteses were too good to pass up. Stupid algorithms.

[ShoogarBear]

Wouldn't work. Then I'd get the line about how I think she means nothing to me.

She's a crazy, remember?

Post her number in a Club thread. GiG and tlong will start texting her, and you'll never hear from her again.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Post her number in a Club thread. GiG and tlong will start texting her, and you'll never hear from her again.

I'm not that much of an asshole.

That's just evil, man.

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol That was pretty good.

This version is better than the Beatles, I think:

hBBN0T5PYXY


Hahahaha, one of those BeeGee's is dead.

[peewee's lovechild]

8ij6nBQfQoo


Great fucking song.

[ORION]

whoa stinks like sex in here.... Is this what happens when I sign off

[leemajors]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2008/10/ghighheelsmadonna_140102614674-vi.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd like to bang her with her heels on.

That would be fun.

[ORION]

I'd like to bang her with her heels on.

That would be fun.

strange. ... what size heels do you wear and wouldn't you puncture your water bed

[peewee's lovechild]

strange. ... what size heels do you wear and wouldn't you puncture your water bed

I haven't thought about that.

I would be like fucking in a swimming pool.

[ORION]

I haven't thought about that.

I would be like fucking in a swimming pool.

no thats different. A water bed is not that much different except when your swithcing positions.

[peewee's lovechild]

no thats different. A water bed is not that much different except when your swithcing positions.

But, if I were to puncture a hole with the heel it would fill up like a pool.

[mrsmaalox]

All water sex is good: pools, showers, even hot tubs. And I hate hot tubs. Like Steve Miller says, "Everything's better when wet!" :spin

[ORION]

But, if I were to puncture a hole with the heel it would fill up like a pool.

very true but man that would be some nasty smelling water

[ORION]

All water sex is good: pools, showers, even hot tubs. And I hate hot tubs. Like Steve Miller says, "Everything's better when wet!" :spin

Hot tubs are ok but you really can't get the most out of it because everything is hot. To me I want one place to be hotter than the rest ......

[mrsmaalox]

Hot tubs are ok but you really can't get the most out of it because everything is hot. To me I want one place to be hotter than the rest ......

Good point. Another reason for me to avoid hot tubs! :tu

[CuckingFunt]

Shower sex is good, but submerged sex is lame.

[RashoFan]

Damn..everyone here must be horny ...talking about sex....I'm out.

[ashbeeigh]

My friend conned me into going to a Pleasure Party last weekend. It was great.

[ORION]

My friend conned me into going to a Pleasure Party last weekend. It was great.

I have a funny story about one of those....I was the only dude there for a few minutes

[ashbeeigh]

I have a funny story about one of those....I was the only dude there for a few minutes

:lol But why didn't you stay?

[mrsmaalox]

My friend conned me into going to a Pleasure Party last weekend. It was great.

Did you buy anything?

[ashbeeigh]

Did you buy anything?

Just some body spray and pheromone stuff that I've wanted for a while. I did win something though. :eyebrows

[mrsmaalox]

Just some body spray and pheromone stuff that I've wanted for a while. I did win something though. :eyebrows

Enjoy! :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Just some body spray and pheromone stuff that I've wanted for a while. I did win something though. :eyebrowsi guess that's why you haven't been on here lately.

[ORION]

:lol But why didn't you stay?

I was delivering a pizza and the message said come up the stairs. It was a house on the river so the front doors were in the back of the house. It was dark outside and it was nothing but windows and glass doors. I looked in and saw about 8 hot college chicks and an older woman. They were sitting around the coffee table and I saw various "toys" and such. I knocked and all of the chicks except the owner and the older woman jaw's dropped and they got embarrassed. I walked in with a huge smile. I said this is awesome to them and the older lady said will you be our test subject. I mentioned something about not wearing my tear away uniform and the older woman laughed, but the other chicks were is shock.

[ORION]

i guess that's why you haven't been on here lately.

:lol:lol
I bet it was that one toy from The Naked Gun. The one dildo attached to the leaf blower

[ashbeeigh]

I was delivering a pizza and the message said come up the stairs. It was a house on the river so the front doors were in the back of the house. It was dark outside and it was nothing but windows and glass doors. I looked in and saw about 8 hot college chicks and an older woman. They were sitting around the coffee table and I saw various "toys" and such. I knocked and all of the chicks except the owner and the older woman jaw's dropped and they got embarrassed. I walked in with a huge smile. I said this is awesome to them and the older lady said will you be our test subject. I mentioned something about not wearing my tear away uniform and the older woman laughed, but the other chicks were is shock.

:lol That's awesome. There's one a friend bought that she called "the main event" that vibrates both parts...it looked amazing.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol That's awesome. There's one a friend bought that she called "the main event" that vibrates both parts...it looked amazing.
a friend of mine's girlfriend once described one and it sounded very involved. i think she said it was The Panther or at least had Panther in the title somewhere. i'm surprised it wasn't gas powered according to what she described that it did. :wow

[mrsmaalox]

:lol That's awesome. There's one a friend bought that she called "the main event" that vibrates both parts...it looked amazing.

Just both parts?! Last time I was at Shades of Love they had a big display of one that vibrated all 3 "parts"! :lol It looked like a pitchfork.

[mrsmaalox]

I was delivering a pizza and the message said come up the stairs. It was a house on the river so the front doors were in the back of the house. It was dark outside and it was nothing but windows and glass doors. I looked in and saw about 8 hot college chicks and an older woman. They were sitting around the coffee table and I saw various "toys" and such. I knocked and all of the chicks except the owner and the older woman jaw's dropped and they got embarrassed. I walked in with a huge smile. I said this is awesome to them and the older lady said will you be our test subject. I mentioned something about not wearing my tear away uniform and the older woman laughed, but the other chicks were is shock.

Just imagine the generous tip you would have gotten!!

[ORION]

a friend of mine's girlfriend once described one and it sounded very involved. i think she said it was The Panther or at least had Panther in the title somewhere. i'm surprised it wasn't gas powered according to what she described that it did. :wow

I wish someone would make an avatar of that scene from naked gun

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Just imagine the generous tip you would have gotten!!
...or given

[ORION]

Just imagine the generous tip you would have gotten!!

oh trust me I got a big tip and a bigger smile on my face. It was like a scene from a porno but those girls looked so embarrassed. I should of grabbed the biggest one and said "so you like using these fake little ones"

[ORION]

...or given

I know the house. lets go by tonight.

[CuckingFunt]

oh trust me I got a big tip and a bigger smile on my face. It was like a scene from a porno but those girls looked so embarrassed. I should of grabbed the biggest one and said "so you like using these fake little ones... how about a real little one?"

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I wish someone would make an avatar of that scene from naked gun
i don't remember that scene. been so long. just last week my boss made me think of another scene from that movie. either that or Police Squad. The scene where nielsen told that big tall dude that doesn't fit in the shot that he had something on his chin and half a banana falls from the top of the screen. that always cracks me up.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i'm really not hip to all the latest and greatest internets lingo/ettiquette, but what is the point of quoting someone and not writing anything about it in a post? hopefully that makes sense.

[mrsmaalox]

oh trust me I got a big tip and a bigger smile on my face. It was like a scene from a porno but those girls looked so embarrassed. I should of grabbed the biggest one and said "so you like using these fake little ones"

Grabbed the biggest girl? or the biggest toy?

[mrsmaalox]

i'm really not hip to all the latest and greatest internets lingo/ettiquette, but what is the point of quoting someone and not writing anything about it in a post? hopefully that makes sense.

Look again :rolleyes

[CuckingFunt]

i'm really not hip to all the latest and greatest internets lingo/ettiquette, but what is the point of quoting someone and not writing anything about it in a post? hopefully that makes sense.

Read the quote closer.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Look again :rolleyes
???

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Read the quote closer.
ah so yours was a "fixed" post.

[CuckingFunt]

I wish someone would make an avatar of that scene from naked gun

Top Secret is better:

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/7938/topsecret01ch5ar5.jpg

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7679/topsecret03ij3am7.jpg

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/9964/analintruder2pu9.gif

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Look again :rolleyes
nevermind
http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/imagesemily-litella-1-small.jpg

[ORION]

i don't remember that scene. been so long. just last week my boss made me think of another scene from that movie. either that or Police Squad. The scene where nielsen told that big tall dude that doesn't fit in the shot that he had something on his chin and half a banana falls from the top of the screen. that always cracks me up.

:lol
that was hilarious and when they could not disarm the bomb so Frank tries to run and ends up tripping over the bomb power cord and unplugged it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol
that was hilarious and when they could not disarm the bomb so Frank tries to run and ends up tripping over the bomb power cord and unplugged it.
classic.

[RashoFan]

chicks have beards some times

Today I saw a girl who had hair on her chest. I have never seen that before...OMG!

[ShoogarBear]

woodwork squeaks
and out come the freaks

[to21]

I missed the perv fest......

:pctoss

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Today I saw a girl who had hair on her chest. I have never seen that before...OMG!there's one that works with me and she always wears low cut shirts. yuck.

[to21]

Yep....hair on the nip is not a turn on.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yep....hair on the nip is not a turn on.the one i saw was sticking out of cleavage. i almost gagged.

[ORION]

where the hell do you guys work that these hairy chicks walk around all day. Are you in France ?

[mrsmaalox]

I had a friend who had like about 4-5 long thick, red, wavy hairs growing out of her cleavage. She always wore low cut tops and the hairs always stuck out, I never understood why she never did anything about them. That being said, she never lacked for dates or boyfriends :huh

[ORION]

I had a friend who had like about 4-5 long thick, red, wavy hairs growing out of her cleavage. She always wore low cut tops and the hairs always stuck out, I never understood why she never did anything about them. That being said, she never lacked for dates or boyfriends :huh

Nothing worse than getting hairs in your mouth

[mrsmaalox]

the one i saw was sticking out of cleavage. i almost gagged.

Ha! You're just jealous because she has more chest hair than you!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ha! You're just jealous because she has more chest hair than you!!she probably does, but it doesn't involve jealousy.

[ORION]

It took me a while to get hair on my legs. My pubes came in first then my leg hairs. I can't even grow a full beard. I think I'm part native american

[RashoFan]

Yep....hair on the nip is not a turn on.

The hair was on her chest not breast....I have seen women with hair on the chin or a stache...Hell I saw one lady that needed to shave. But damn, hair on the chest....and wearing a shirt that shows it off!:wow I don't want to see that again.

I am glad my guy has no hair on his chest!

[ShoogarBear]

I am glad my guy has no hair on his chest!

Is he 12?

[ORION]

I have working with douchie baggies

[to21]

I love it when they call me big poppa.

[RashoFan]

Is he 12?

Nope...found a guy my age. He is legal, he has a job, he works out, he has a hairless chest and he is a Paramedic.
Just from this list, it looks like I had low standards...:lol

[RashoFan]

I love it when they call me big popper.

beware all virgins...
hide the 12 year olds...

[to21]

beware all virgins...
hide the 12 year olds...Nah....I'm only into 30 somethings that are EMT's.

:p:

[mrsmaalox]

Nah....I'm only into 30 somethings that are EMT's.

:p:

Sorry, but I think she beat you to him!!

[to21]

Sorry, but I think she beat you to him!!U Mad 'cause I said "thirty somethings"?

[ashbeeigh]

some woman from new braunfels just called our office and called me "the anti-christ." :lmao silly woman. that's Barack Obama.

[I. Hustle]

I saw a show the other day where a chick was having a surgery to become a dude and they turned her hooha into a penir. Then they show “his” partner and “she” looked like she used to be a dude. WTF?! Why couldn’t they have just stayed the same and got together? It would have been a lot cheaper.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l144/Gray_Fox_Lives/profbadass.jpg

[RashoFan]

The sh*thead that I was seeing last year(found out he was "engaged" to another girl while dating me...that is a whole 'nother story) just sent me an email saying he is getting his next cert level for EMT's and wants me to write back.
I have a friend that is taking the same course as him and my friend relayed a message for me about 3 months ago. My friend told him I said F*ck You....guess the guy is suffering from a head trauma and forgot that I don't want to talk to him ever again.
What a dumbass. I hope my guy gets him on a rideout and makes his life HELL.....
mwah mwahhhaah mwaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[RashoFan]

Full moon out tonight...:lol
http://www.sick-humor.com/files/picture/62506110.jpg

[RashoFan]

http://www.sick-humor.com/video/man-has-sex-with-a-car
I can see PeeWee doing something like this...

[ORION]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l144/Gray_Fox_Lives/profbadass.jpg

Is that T.O. on the left ???

[angel_luv]

some woman from new braunfels just called our office and called me "the anti-christ." :lmao silly woman. that's Barack Obama.

I can't believe no one asked you about this.

How did that conversation occur? What all was said?

[The Sun]

Wassup people!!

[I. Hustle]

the sun

[ashbeeigh]

I can't believe no one asked you about this.

How did that conversation occur? What all was said?

Since all the voter fraud stuff started on TV people have called the office asking questions. A lot of them are men just trying to be sarcastic and trying to be funny, but this time it was a woman who was PMSing. I was going to listen and talk to her about the truth, but when she threw out I was the anti-christ I had to hang up on her.

[angel_luv]

Since all the voter fraud stuff started on TV people have called the office asking questions. A lot of them are men just trying to be sarcastic and trying to be funny, but this time it was a woman who was PMSing. I was going to listen and talk to her about the truth, but when she threw out I was the anti-christ I had to hang up on her.

Wow.

Sorry to hear about that. Sounds like you were incredibly gracious and patient so props to you. :tu

[ORION]

Since all the voter fraud stuff started on TV people have called the office asking questions. A lot of them are men just trying to be sarcastic and trying to be funny, but this time it was a woman who was PMSing. I was going to listen and talk to her about the truth, but when she threw out I was the anti-christ I had to hang up on her.

She is from New Braunfels. I put her up to it.

[ashbeeigh]

Wow.

Sorry to hear about that. Sounds like you were incredibly gracious and patient so props to you. :tu

It's the nature of the beast. I'm not worried about it.

[I. Hustle]

She is from New Braunfels. I put it up in her.

Showoff

[ORION]

Showoff

I am the leader of a cult I mean church in town. I am looking for more members

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Is that T.O. on the left ???
it looks like it.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://yogan.meinungsverstaerker.de/fun/17_Dollars_-_Now_Thats_Gangsta.jpg

[ORION]

http://yogan.meinungsverstaerker.de/fun/17_Dollars_-_Now_Thats_Gangsta.jpg



That is hardcore ! He must be the leader of the gang

[I. Hustle]

Funny random old lady quote that I heard just now.


"STOP PUTTING YOUR POTATO CHIPS IN MY BANANA BREAD!"

I said ooooo that sounds racy.

[Trainwreck2100]

the professor badass picture was better, it had T.O. in the background

[ORION]

the professor badass picture was better, it had T.O. in the background

how do you know he was a professor ?

[florige]

Where the hell is Midge at???

[Trainwreck2100]

how do you know he was a professor ?

He's excells in a high level of badassery that only a professor on the subject could achieve.

[ashbeeigh]

Where the hell is Midge at???

Didn't you hear the bad news? He died.

[Trainwreck2100]

Didn't you hear the bad news? He died.

dibs on his girlfriend

[ORION]

dibs on his girlfriend

your asking for it now

[Trainwreck2100]

your asking for it now

bah, midge knows there's nothing to fear from me

[ORION]

bah, midge knows there's nothing to fear from me

true, you couldn't score if you looked like a young burt reynolds

[Trainwreck2100]

true, you couldn't score if you looked like a young burt reynolds


i couldn't score in a game where everybody scores.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I wish all deer would just fucking die.

Cocksuckers tore up my backyard last night.

Stupid deer.

[ORION]

i couldn't score in a game where everybody scores.

you couldn't score in boystown with a duffle bag full of money

[ORION]

I wish all deer would just fucking die.

Cocksuckers tore up my backyard last night.

Stupid deer.

Well don't come to New Braunfels because they are everywhere

[Trainwreck2100]

you couldn't score in boystown with a duffle bag full of money

I couldn't score on Mulberry with a grocery bag full of crack

[ORION]

I couldn't score on Mulberry with a grocery bag full of crack

no come on you can score. I can help you

[CuckingFunt]

Well don't come to New Braunfels because they are everywhere

Deer? Or cocksuckers?

[ORION]

Deer? Or cocksuckers?

both :lol

[I. Hustle]

no come on you can score. I can help you

I didn't have to change a thing. That was just plain gross.

[ORION]

I didn't have to change a thing. That was just plain gross.

Meaning I know some willing chicks. Seems like you think gay first

[ORION]

I didn't have to change a thing. That was just plain gross.
Also he already asked me and I said no

[I. Hustle]

Had you not followed up I would have said you got me.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Where the hell is Midge at???

I don't know but that mother fucker owes me $45.

[CuckingFunt]

Meaning I know some willing chicks.

PDYaU46g6rY

[ORION]

I don't know but that mother fucker owes me $45.

me too ! and he kept promising me a wonderful hand job

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/l_9570d81b1aac434f80c7a5ea3d672b5b.jpg

[ORION]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/l_9570d81b1aac434f80c7a5ea3d672b5b.jpg

is that a bday party set up in the back?

[Dr. Gonzo]

It looks like it. Too bad Don Quiote isn't here to answer that question.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I miss him and ATRAIN going at it. It was funny to hear all of ATRAIN's idle threats.

[ORION]

I miss him and ATRAIN going at it. It was funny to hear all of ATRAIN's idle threats.

yeah this place has really been sucking shit crusted rhino balls

[batman2883]

shut up you yo-yo, you're just a couple of yo-yo's

[ORION]

damn it ! someone left the door open !

[batman2883]

I Just Like To Breeze Through Here Leaving The Smell Of My Rotton Colon For Everyone To Bask In Its Ambience

[ORION]

:lol they are shooting a little mini commercial next to me and I'm trying so hard to not make the person laugh

[I. Hustle]

just fart

[batman2883]

Really Loud

[ORION]

just fart

oh now you tell me. First I started waiving my arms and legs all crazy and said "ok don't look at me doing this, don't look at me doing this"

[ORION]

Really Loud

I can't because it hurts my head

[I. Hustle]

I am falling asleep at my desk.

[ORION]

If you could only see what I'm looking at over here you would be wide awake

[I. Hustle]

What? What Is It?

[mrsmaalox]

You should know by now that no one believes what you say unless you have pictures!!!

[to21]

I eat sunflower seeds to stay awake at my desk.

[TheQuattro]

You all need to kick it up a notch. :sleep

[I. Hustle]

You should know by now that no one believes what you say unless you have pictures!!!

:tu

[mrsmaalox]

You all need to kick it up a notch. :sleep

It's not me, it's them!!!

[to21]

You all need to kick it up a notch. :sleepShow us a beaver shot!!!

[to21]

It's not me, it's them!!!Show us a beaver shot!!!

[I. Hustle]

Show us a beaver shot!!!

http://www.amotutmarksrad.no/images/Norgesrekord%20bever%20original2.jpg

[TheQuattro]

Show us a beaver shot!!!

http://cellar.org/2002/dedbeaver.jpg

[to21]

^ not what I had in mind......

PM me the real one...:eyebrows

[ORION]

You should know by now that no one believes what you say unless you have pictures!!!

I have sent them. Your just not on the distribution list