Free Quattro Razor (17)

[mrsmaalox]

I have sent them. Your just not on the distribution list

That's fine. You aren't on mine either!

[ORION]

Holy crap ! I just talked with this dude and his real name is ORION.......

[ORION]

That's fine. You aren't on mine either!

I'm not but they forward them to me

[I. Hustle]

:( You are both on my list

[mrsmaalox]

:( You are both on my list

Thank you sweetie. I'll put a gold star next to your name! ;)

[I. Hustle]

Woohoo

[ORION]

I don't really do it anymore because I got a new phone and I can't shut off the shutter on the camera

[mrsmaalox]

I don't really do it anymore because I got a new phone and I can't shut off the shutter on the camera

I hate that! I can't shut mine off either and I never got so many dirty looks as I did a few nights ago at my daughter's cello recital :(

[I. Hustle]

I took a picture of this chicks boobs once and forgot about the shutter.

[ORION]

I hate that! I can't shut mine off either and I never got so many dirty looks as I did a few nights ago at my daughter's cello recital :(

nerd alert :nerd

[I. Hustle]

:lol

[ORION]

I took a picture of this chicks boobs once and forgot about the shutter.

this dude I know took a picture of this big ass in line at walmart. well he forgot to turn it off and the girl and mom turned around and look at him. Turns out the girl was probably 16

[I. Hustle]

I was at Firkin & Bull, or whatever that place was called, with a bunch of friends and one of my boys has this friend that has enormous b00bs. She was sitting in front of me and I was already buzzed and thought to myself what the hell. After I did it she lowered her face to show me that she knew what I was doing and I denied the shit out of it. I told her I was playing one of the games on the phone.

[ORION]

I was at Firkin & Bull, or whatever that place was called, with a bunch of friends and one of my boys has this friend that has enormous b00bs. She was sitting in front of me and I was already buzzed and thought to myself what the hell. After I did it she lowered her face to show me that she knew what I was doing and I denied the shit out of it. I told her I was playing one of the games on the phone.

:lol:lol She probably loved it

[I. Hustle]

I will show you a pic if I can let me look it up.

[mrsmaalox]

:lol:lol She probably loved it

He could have gotten an even better shot of her if he had just asked.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I don't really do it anymore because I got a new phone and I can't shut off the shutter on the camera
it has to be there. i had that problem with my last phone. now i dont have that problem. :D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I was at Firkin & Bull, or whatever that place was called, with a bunch of friends and one of my boys has this friend that has enormous b00bs. She was sitting in front of me and I was already buzzed and thought to myself what the hell. After I did it she lowered her face to show me that she knew what I was doing and I denied the shit out of it. I told her I was playing one of the games on the phone.


He could have gotten an even better shot of her if he had just asked.
you should've offered a "good dicking" to sweeten the deal.

[I. Hustle]

He could have gotten an even better shot of her if he had just asked.

That would have taken out the fun but yeah I definately could have. I might have even gotten one with me holding 'em up.


She isn't on myspace anymore so I can't grab that pic. They are spectacular though.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I will show you a pic if I can let me look it up.
wow. are you still buzzed?

[mrsmaalox]

you should've offered a "good dicking" to sweeten the deal.

Riiiight. That always works :rolleyes

[I. Hustle]

wow. are you still buzzed?

Why? She'll never see this

[ORION]

it has to be there. i had that problem with my last phone. now i dont have that problem. :D

trust me I've tried a million times but the video works great

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Why? She'll never see thisi just posted that 'cause that sentence didn't make sense to me, but by all means.......post away.

[ORION]

Why? She'll never see this

she probably died that night in a drunk driving accident

[I. Hustle]

i just posted that 'cause that sentence didn't make sense to me, but by all means.......post away.

I left out puncuation.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't really do it anymore because I got a new phone and I can't shut off the shutter on the camera

My friend got a new phone and the camera says "Say cheese!" in an annoying little kid voice every time she takes a picture. That shit needs to be changed immediately.

[marini martini]

I. Hustle;........... I will show you a pic if I can let me look it up.


http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff231/marini-martini/captionbucktat.jpg

Very funny!!! Smart a$$:nope

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

. . .

[RashoFan]

Is anyone dressing up for halloween?
If so...what/who are you going to be?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm dressing up as Jerome the man servant.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm dressing up as Jerome the man servant.

Are you going to carry a mirror all night?

[CuckingFunt]

I'm going out, but I haven't decided if I want to get costumed. It's supposed to rain buckets here tomorrow night.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Are you going to carry a mirror all night?

That's the best part of the costume.

[Jerome]

I'm dressing up as Jerome the man servant.

I service the ladies my brother!!

[Dr. Gonzo]

Not that Jerome.

This Jerome.

http://nineteen69.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/morris-day.jpg

[timvp]

What up steven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ORION]

The original playa from the himalayas

[Dr. Gonzo]

Hi timvp. How they hanging?

[ORION]

I'm kind of disappointed that no one responds to my random thoughts here at work

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/speederdogs.jpg

[ORION]

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/speederdogs.jpg

:lmao:lmao
that is awesome. It needs to be a youtube video

[Viva Las Espuelas]

dammit. no one dressed slutty here at work today. at least no one that should've. we got one that dressed up as 2 marilyn monroe's, given her size. we have someother chick that i believe looks like john belushi with a facial, and other that dressed up as romo's girlfriend that had no business doing so. i really didn't ask for much, but damnnnn

[ORION]

dammit. no one dressed slutty here at work today. at least no one that should've. we got one that dressed up as 2 marilyn monroe's, given her size. we have someother chick that i believe looks like john belushi with a facial, and other that dressed up as romo's girlfriend that had no business doing so. i really didn't ask for much, but damnnnn

yeah all the chicks are being conservative today

[Viva Las Espuelas]

yeah all the chicks are being conservative today
they're just being selfish. that's all.

[mrsmaalox]

yeah all the chicks are being conservative today


they're just being selfish. that's all.

And what revealing costumes did you 2 wear?

[ORION]

And what revealing costumes did you 2 wear?

I had to dress in all black. I'll see if I can post a picture of us. it was pretty boring minus all the food

[Viva Las Espuelas]

And what revealing costumes did you 2 wear?
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff154/robhumanick/posters/commando.png

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I had to dress in all black. I'll see if I can post a picture of us. it was pretty boring minus all the foodthat's the only highlight. catered in lasagna.

[ORION]

holy crap I'm bored

[I. Hustle]

We have a really HOT witch walking around. Not too revealing but TIGHT

[ORION]

We have a really HOT witch walking around. Not too revealing but TIGHT

:pctoss:pctoss
People here are selfish ! don't want to show boobs and stuff

[I. Hustle]

Yeah

[Trainwreck2100]

:pctoss:pctoss
People here are selfish ! don't want to show boobs and stuff

seconded

[ORION]

seconded

you get to check out all the halloween pictures

[I. Hustle]

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[Mixability]

dammit. no one dressed slutty here at work today. at least no one that should've. we got one that dressed up as 2 marilyn monroe's, given her size. we have someother chick that i believe looks like john belushi with a facial, and other that dressed up as romo's girlfriend that had no business doing so. i really didn't ask for much, but damnnnn

Seriously, why do they even sell the "slut" costumes in plus sizes? I don't want to see a "cottage cheese fairy" or a "beer belly dancer".

Just because they sell your size doesn't mean you should wear it, those sizes are just there so the costume company doesn't get sued for discrimination.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Seriously, why do they even sell the "slut" costumes in plus sizes? I don't want to see a "cottage cheese fairy" or a "beer belly dancer".

Just because they sell your size doesn't mean you should wear it, those sizes are just there so the costume company doesn't get sued for discrimination.
:lmao

[Mixability]

Rule #1: If your thighs rub when you walk, don't buy the Playboy brand costumes.


Please.

[I. Hustle]

I like to see them. I think its funny as long as you keep a safe distance

[ORION]

but what if a boob pops out ? Would you not look ?

[ashbeeigh]

Blah. I'm not doing a damn thing this Halloween. Oh well.

[ORION]

:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss: pctoss:pctoss:pctoss:


I got another sale approved but I'm missing one form. There goes another $150

[to21]

Stay thirsty my friends!!!

[ORION]

Stay thirsty my friends!!!

I f-ing hate that dude. He's not so damn interesting

[mrsmaalox]

Seriously, why do they even sell the "slut" costumes in plus sizes? I don't want to see a "cottage cheese fairy" or a "beer belly dancer".

Just because they sell your size doesn't mean you should wear it, those sizes are just there so the costume company doesn't get sued for discrimination.

It's Halloween! It's supposed to be scary! LOL

[I. Hustle]

I am grabbing some Dos XX and a coke for my crown and we are getting toasty tonight.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm making a big pot of coffee and getting wired on caffiene tonight!!

woo hoo

[RashoFan]

I dressed up as Pebbles(Flintstone) and I WAS going to go do a Halloween public relations event with my fire dept...my mother had one of her f'ing :dramaquee moments and decided not to bring a cake to a co worker of mine. MY co worker asked my mother to bake a cake a short while back and offered to pay for my mother's time and such for this cake. SO...I had to drive from DT to Redland/281 and back to DT in F*cking traffic and I did not make it to go to the Halloween event.:madrun
Good thing I have booze and chocolate or I would evict my mother right now....:drunk

[ashbeeigh]

The blog is back! Uh Oh.

[mrsmaalox]

I dressed up as Pebbles(Flintstone) and I WAS going to go do a Halloween public relations event with my fire dept...my mother had one of her f'ing :dramaquee moments and decided not to bring a cake to a co worker of mine. MY co worker asked my mother to bake a cake a short while back and offered to pay for my mother's time and such for this cake. SO...I had to drive from DT to Redland/281 and back to DT in F*cking traffic and I did not make it to go to the Halloween event.:madrun
Good thing I have booze and chocolate or I would evict my mother right now....:drunk

You have my sympathy! My mom (and dad) were here this weekend; Mom was amazingly well behaved!

[marini martini]

The blog is back! Uh Oh.


What blog????????:wakeup

[ashbeeigh]

What blog????????:wakeup

The unemployed one (http://unemployedcollegegraduate.blogspot.com)

[I. Hustle]

I dressed up as Pebbles(Flintstone) and I WAS going to go do a Halloween public relations event with my fire dept...my mother had one of her f'ing :dramaquee moments and decided not to bring a cake to a co worker of mine. MY co worker asked my mother to bake a cake a short while back and offered to pay for my mother's time and such for this cake. SO...I had to drive from DT to Redland/281 and back to DT in F*cking traffic and I did not make it to go to the Halloween event.:madrun
Good thing I have booze and chocolate or I would evict my mother right now....:drunk

So let's see this so called costume

[mrsmaalox]

Crap!!! I just heard some horrible yelping coming from my kitchen and when I ran in there my chihuahua had gotten her head stuck in the trash compacter!!!!! She was stuck really tight I had to manipulate her little head a lot to free her. I'll bet she never tries that again!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Crap!!! I just heard some horrible yelping coming from my kitchen and when I ran in there my chihuahua had gotten her head stuck in the trash compacter!!!!! She was stuck really tight I had to manipulate her little head a lot to free her. I'll bet she never tries that again!
how much crap and piss did you have to mop up?

[mrsmaalox]

how much crap and piss did you have to mop up?

Mine or the dog's?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Mine or the dog's?the dogs. i know you wear Depends.

[mrsmaalox]

the dogs. i know you wear Depends.

And it's a good thing, huh? :lol

[ORION]

Crap!!! I just heard some horrible yelping coming from my kitchen and when I ran in there my chihuahua had gotten her head stuck in the trash compacter!!!!! She was stuck really tight I had to manipulate her little head a lot to free her. I'll bet she never tries that again!

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

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[Dr. Gonzo]

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[Dr. Gonzo]

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[Dr. Gonzo]

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[Dr. Gonzo]

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[Dr. Gonzo]

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:madrun

[Dr. Gonzo]

J.J. Fad was up next.

[Dr. Gonzo]

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[Dr. Gonzo]

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[Silver21_Black20]

Skittles

[ORION]

Skittles

Reeses Pieces

[Silver21_Black20]

Reeses Pieces

Did a super fruity dude call you Reeses Pieces?

[ORION]

Did a super fruity dude call you Reeses Pieces?

:lol
no. Did someone call steven skittles ?

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol
no. Did someone call steven skittles ?

:lol I wish, that would have been awesome.

A super fruity guy called me Skittles.

[ORION]

:lol I wish, that would have been awesome.

A super fruity guy called me Skittles.

you should have said " go have your boyfriend eat a bag of skittles out of your ass and make him taste the rainbow"

[Silver21_Black20]

you should have said " go have your boyfriend eat a bag of skittles out of your ass and make him taste the rainbow"

Hahahaha ... Why didn't I think of that?!

[ORION]

Hahahaha ... Why didn't I think of that?!

one day you will. just hang in there

[I. Hustle]

Hahahaha ... Why didn't I think of that?!

The only reason Orion was quick with that one is because he has already done that AND had it done.

[Silver21_Black20]

The only reason Orion was quick with that one is because he has already done that AND had it done.

Ah ... I've been out of the Quattro loop for too long.

[ORION]

The only reason Orion was quick with that one is because he has already done that AND had it done.

yeah I was farting them into your mom's mouth from across the room. what can I say , she likes her skittles hot and fast

[CuckingFunt]

I'm really enjoying this.

As am I.

[CuckingFunt]

A super fruity guy called me Skittles.

Some guy on Halloween, dressed as a Tetris block and suffering a bad case of the drunks, kept calling me Jujubes.

[I. Hustle]

yeah I was farting them into my mom's mouth from across the room. what can I say , she likes her skittles hot and fast

HHMMMM? Incest too? You sir have no boundries.

[I. Hustle]

Some guy on Halloween, dressed as a Tetris block and suffering a bad case of the drunks, kept calling me Jujubes.

I wasn't that drunk Jujubes.

[ORION]

I wasn't that drunk Jujubes.

whoa ! she was referring to a gay dude calling her that and you just admitted calling her that. :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

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[I. Hustle]

whoa ! she was referring to a gay dude calling her that and you just admitted calling her that. :lol

And your point is?

[Silver21_Black20]

Some guy on Halloween, dressed as a Tetris block and suffering a bad case of the drunks, kept calling me Jujubes.

I want to dress up as a Tetris block.

[I. Hustle]

:lobt2:
I want to dress up as a Tetris block.

You want to see if we fit together? ;)

[ORION]

And your point is?

I never had one you turd burglar :downspin:

[I. Hustle]

I never had one you turd burglar :downspin:

:downspin:

[mrsmaalox]

I never had one you turd burglar :downspin:


:downspin:

It's kinda gay when guys use smileys to communicate to each other. I think.

[I. Hustle]

:downspin:

:downspin:

[ORION]

It's kinda gay when guys use smileys to communicate to each other. I think.

I think girls who comment on guys using smileys should be slapped with a bobcat claw

[I. Hustle]

I think girls who comment on guys using smileys should be slapped with a bobcat claw

;)

[ORION]

;)

You're not helping....

[I. Hustle]

You're not helping....

:rolleyes

[IronMexican]

:rolleyes

:wow

[I. Hustle]

:wow

:bike:

[IronMexican]

:bike:

:convertib

[I. Hustle]

:convertib

:monkey

[ORION]

:convertib

Look I can't do them from my phone so ....

[IronMexican]

:monkey

:ban:

[I. Hustle]

:ban:

:guin

[I. Hustle]

:jack

:nutkick:

[IronMexican]

:guin

:domokun

[CuckingFunt]

I want to dress up as a Tetris block.

It was a cool costume, but looked like a pain in the ass to wear. I don't know if it was quite worth it.

[I. Hustle]

.

[ORION]

Today is going to suck very much big time

[I. Hustle]

Yeah for me too. I have a micro inequities class for 4 hours today. From 1 to 5

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Today is going to suck very much big timewhy is that?

[mrsmaalox]

Today is going to suck very much big time


why is that?

Must be a McCain/Palin supporter!

[ORION]

why is that?

It just seems like it over here.

[ORION]

Yeah for me too. I have a micro inequities class for 4 hours today. From 1 to 5

good. you need a refresher

[ORION]

I need to skip work soon and do some fishing

[I. Hustle]

good. you need a refresher

:lol No kidding. At least I don't have to work for 4 hours. like I do anyways

[ORION]

:lol No kidding. At least I don't have to work for 4 hours. like I do anyways

I don't work for at least 4 hours a day also. I sit around until about 9:30 and slowly start to work. hit the gym for about 1 1/2 hours. Eat a little. Then start to shut down around 4:30

[ORION]

I don't usually smoke cigars but I bought one last night. acutally I haven't smoked a cigar in 8 years

[I. Hustle]

I don't work for at least 4 hours a day also. I sit around until about 9:30 and slowly start to work. hit the gym for about 1 1/2 hours. Eat a little. Then start to shut down around 4:30

That sounds like my day except for the gym. I wish I had that oppurtunity. I start shutting down about 4:30 too but I leave at 6

[I. Hustle]

I don't usually smoke cigars but I bought one last night. acutally I haven't smoked a cigar in 8 years

I have about a dozen cigars left. They have the it's a girl ring on them

[ORION]

That sounds like my day except for the gym. I wish I had that oppurtunity. I start shutting down about 4:30 too but I leave at 6

yeah the gym is a nice touch especially since they hired 2 nice female trainers

[ORION]

I have about a dozen cigars left. They have the it's a girl ring on them

:lol
I wonder what those taste like?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

It just seems like it over here.
thanks for lifting the fog.

[ORION]

thanks for lifting the fog.

:lol
Its just boring over here. I talk out loud and everyone just thinks I crazy and full of shit

[ashbeeigh]

:elephant two interviews this week!

[ORION]

:elephant two interviews this week!

Work at a restaurant and hook us all up

[ashbeeigh]

Work at a and hook us all up

It would have to be a restaurant that paid me to eat there.

[ORION]

It would have to be a restaurant that paid me to eat there.

your so selfish ...

[I. Hustle]

Work at a strip club and get us free dances



or would that have to be a place that let you eat there too?

[ORION]

why do these f-ing bitches think they can talk shit and act like they know everything here and then come over and try and flirt with me?

[ORION]

Work at a strip club and get us free dances



or would that have to be a place that let you eat there too?

I used to date 2 of those back when I was in my young 20's. free dances happened very often. Those were the days

[Trainwreck2100]

why do these f-ing bitches think they can talk shit and act like they know everything here and then come over and try and flirt with me?

cause that's what bitches do

[I. Hustle]

why do these f-ing bitches think they can talk shit and act like they know everything here and then come over and try and flirt with me?

Because I told them that's what you like.

[ORION]

cause that's what bitches do

true. I was looking around and accidently made eye contact and of course she came over to me but I ignored her and she looked pretty foolish playing it off. she is a slut by the way and I can hook you up with her

[ORION]

Because I told them that's what you like.

I'd like for all the hot chicks to be naked. tell them that shit

[I. Hustle]

I'd like for all the hot chicks to be naked. tell them that shit

I'll tell them but they want you to like them for who they are as a person.

[ORION]

I'll tell them but they want you to like them for who they are as a person.

DONE ! now make them get naked !

[I. Hustle]

DONE ! now make them get naked !

Memo sent.


I just hope I sent it to the right group.

[ORION]

Memo sent.


I just hope I sent it to the right group.

:vomit:
You didn't ! Try again

[I. Hustle]

Shit. I don't want to go to that dumb ass class.
http://www.insighteducationsystems.com/AtAGlance.htm
What a crock

[ORION]

Shit. I don't want to go to that dumb ass class.
http://www.insighteducationsystems.com/AtAGlance.htm
What a crock

why do compaines pay for this? your not going to learn or listen. You better hope its a hot chick with either a low cut shirt or a tight button shirt

[I. Hustle]

why do compaines pay for this? your not going to learn or listen. You better hope its a hot chick with either a low cut shirt or a tight button shirt

I'll let you know. If nothing else this pregnant chick with giant knockers is going to be in there. She ALWAYS wears low cut stuff and bends over my cubicle wall to talk to me. She is one of those that you don't know is pregnant until she is facing you. She is a deceiver.

[ORION]

I'll let you know. If nothing else this pregnant chick with giant knockers is going to be in there. She ALWAYS wears low cut stuff and bends over my cubicle wall to talk to me. She is one of those that you don't know is pregnant until she is facing you. She is a deceiver.

next time she does that ask her " Are you asking me out for lunch"

[I. Hustle]

I just want to see them. I'll wait until after she pops the kid out but I want to see them.

[ORION]

I just want to see them. I'll wait until after she pops the kid out but I want to see them.

I remember the first time I saw a live lactating breast. It was at Boys town

[mrsmaalox]

I remember the first time I saw a live lactating breast. It was at Boys town

You'd only seen dead ones before?

[mrsmaalox]

I am soooo hungry. My lunch date better hurry up and call or I am going to eat this popcorn!

[ORION]

You'd only seen dead ones before?

well live meaning in front of my face. You are gross. you have a dirty mind

[ORION]

I am soooo hungry. My lunch date better hurry up and call or I am going to eat this popcorn!

PeeWee said he is not picking you up today and for you to stop calling because it was a one night stand only

[mrsmaalox]

PeeWee said he is not picking you up today and for you to stop calling because it was a one night stand only

Shows how much you know...

[ORION]

this dude at work just said " ok I'm hungry , I'm going to go eat guys" and I said gross ! your going to go eat guys ?!?!

[mrsmaalox]

this dude at work just said " ok I'm hungry , I'm going to go eat guys" and I said gross ! your going to go eat guys ?!?!

Damn you're clever :lol

[ORION]

Damn you're clever :lol

it was prefect timing

[CuckingFunt]

it was prefect timing

I bet it wasn't.

[I. Hustle]

I remember the first time I saw a live lactating breast. It was at Boys town

I don't need to see the milk squirt I just want to see if they are as great as they appear to be.

[I. Hustle]

this dude at work just said " ok I'm hungry , I'm going to go eat guys" and I said gross ! your going to go eat guys ?!?!

WOOHOO. Someone just said the same and I got to use the joke. I said I just thought of it on my own though.

[mrsmaalox]

this dude at work just said " ok I'm hungry , I'm going to go eat guys" and I said gross ! your going to go eat guys ?!?!


WOOHOO. Someone just said the same and I got to use the joke. I said I just thought of it on my own though.

If you 2 had added a few smileys there, I'd be sure you were separated at birth.

[ORION]

I bet it wasn't.

no it really was because everyone was laughing

[ORION]

WOOHOO. Someone just said the same and I got to use the joke. I said I just thought of it on my own though.

you better tell them who said it first !

[CuckingFunt]

no it really was because everyone was laughing

At your hopeful tone?

[Dr. Gonzo]

For some reason I feel like listening to Air Supply. And Lionel Richie.

[ORION]

At your hopeful tone?

no at the perfect timing :wakeup

[ORION]

For some reason I feel like listening to Air Supply. And Lionel Richie.

we can do that on the way to the game tonight

[mrsmaalox]

For some reason I feel like listening to Air Supply. And Lionel Richie.

Do you have fever? I woke up hearing this over and over in my head. Don't know why

K-Uz-dPANDY

[I. Hustle]

If you 2 had added a few smileys there, I'd be sure you were separated at birth.

:spin

[mrsmaalox]

I wonder if Orion got lucky last night?

[I. Hustle]

Yeah he did. I sent a tranny prostitute over to his place and that freakin tranny tracked me down and asked for more money because of the things he/she did and had done to him/her.

[ORION]

I wonder if Orion got lucky last night?

why would you ask ?

[I. Hustle]

I told her about sending A.Train over to your place

[ORION]

Yeah he did. I sent a tranny prostitute over to his place and that freakin tranny tracked me down and asked for more money because of the things he/she did and had done to him/her.

I don't think its very appropriate to speak about your mother in this manner, but she did come over and I told her to get real women and she had to watch. She was shocked because she never had anyone make her sit out and watch. So yes things were different for her/him

[ORION]

I told her about sending A.Train over to your place

I slapped him with the Bobcat claw

[I. Hustle]

I don't think its very appropriate to speak about my mother in this manner, but she did come over and I told her to get real women and she had to watch. She was shocked because she never had anyone make her sit out and watch. So yes things were different for her/him

again with the incest? Your dad/mom would be disappointed in you.

[Trainwreck2100]

why would you ask ?

presidential elections are like playoff games, the losers need to bone, and the winners want to bone.

[ORION]

presidential elections are like playoff games, the losers need to bone, and the winners want to bone.

but ultimately we all get boned

[ORION]

You are so right. My mom tried to bang me in the ass last night because he/she said you made her watch. I said "mom/dad" slow down your getting blood all over the place!"

:wow

[I. Hustle]

:wow

:nutkick:

[ORION]

:nutkick:

:meeting:

[mrsmaalox]

Orion had a date last night.

[I. Hustle]

:meeting:

:dizzy

[I. Hustle]

Orion had a date last night.

:flypig

[ORION]

Orion had a date last night.

with who :fishing

[mrsmaalox]

with who :fishing

:lol you know! Did you at least get to 1st base? or 2nd?

[I. Hustle]

:lol you know! Did you at least get to 1st base? or 2nd?

:corn:

[ORION]

:lol you know! Did you at least get to 1st base? or 2nd?

Are you kidding? Bases do not exist in my play book just home runs. :bking

[mrsmaalox]

Are you kidding? Bases do not exist in my play book just home runs. :bking

:tu Excellent!

[marini martini]

Are you kidding? Bases do not exist in my play book just home runs. :bking

What????? You finally stole the stuffed Bobcat?!!!!:rollin:toast:rollin

[I. Hustle]

What????? I need someone to stuff my Bobcat?!!!!:rollin:toast:rollin

[marini martini]

Gee, I wish I could be your "Bobcat" for a night, Oreo!!

:nope

[mrsmaalox]

Orion is already spoken for.

[I. Hustle]

Orion is already spoken for.

He has to be spoken for because he usually has a pener in his mouth

[I. Hustle]

Stupid dollar store batteries.I need some sex.

:downspin:

[ORION]

I knew it! Just wait until I get back to work.

[ORION]

ok I'm back but now I'm too tir.......:sleep

[I. Hustle]

Boo

[ORION]

Boo

Halloween is over kid

[I. Hustle]

Then take off your mask

[ORION]

Then take off your mask

I'd hardly call your mom's ass a mask

[I. Hustle]

I'd hardly call my mom's penis a mask

you're right

[ORION]

you're right ORION. You are handsome

:wow:wow

[ORION]

where in hell's half acre is everyone ?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

where in hell's half acre is everyone ?they're out looking for change

[ORION]

they're out looking for change

I got change for a $10

[ashbeeigh]

where in hell's half acre is everyone ?

working.

[ORION]

working.

so am I

[mrsmaalox]

How does baby back ribs sound?

[ORION]

How does baby back ribs sound?

from where ?

[ORION]

How does baby back ribs sound?

sizzle sizzle , crackel crackel

[mrsmaalox]

from where ?

From my grill

[ORION]

From my grill

depends on how well you grill.