Free Quattro Razor (17)

[ATRAIN]

That would've been kick ass. I did spend most of my time at a friend's house playing Mario Kart though.

Battle mode on that fucking game was hours and hours of fun. It never got old.

[timvp]

That would've been kick ass. I did spend most of my time at a friend's house playing Mario Kart though.

God Bless red turtle shells.

[I. Hustle]

Just cause your gay lover I.Husltle loves your twig and berries and is always complimenting you on it doesnt mean everyone else does.

WTF?! I wasn't even here to defend myself

[timvp]

WTF?! I wasn't even here to defend myself
"Here" as in on his twig and berries?

[ATRAIN]

WTF?! I wasn't even here to defend myself

Thats the point

[ATRAIN]

"Here" as in on his twig and berries?

LOL

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Some apts. on Blanco Rd., N. of Churchill.:downspin:


Wow I used to live at The Villas of Vista Del Norte. That's right there




Sounds familiar. Near Churchill?

....as a tack!

[CuckingFunt]

there is nothing like instrumental surfer Christmas music!

The Phil Spector Christmas album rules all.

[Silver21_Black20]

Nah. I'm a Godless sinner. Christmas just has the best music. And egg nog.

I hate Christmas music at grocery stores, department stores and on the radio before Christmas day. H-E-B was playing Christmas music last night and I wanted to rip someone's head off.

[timvp]

....as a tack!

Well played.

[mrsmaalox]

WTF?! I wasn't even here to defend myself

Atrain is hurt because Orion pays more attention to you than him. You are just too new around here to be aware of their "history".

[CuckingFunt]

I hate Christmas music at grocery stores, department stores and on the radio before Christmas day. H-E-B was playing Christmas music last night and I wanted to rip someone's head off.

I don't like that kind of Christmas music. I like the good stuff like Bing Crosby, and Brenda Lee, and Darlene Love. My mom has always had great Christmas music, so that's what I associate with the holidays.

[ATRAIN]

I hate Christmas music at grocery stores, department stores and on the radio before Christmas day. H-E-B was playing Christmas music last night and I wanted to rip someone's head off.

Im not a big fan of Xmas anymore so I agree I feel like kicking someones ass when that shit is on. Working in a music store during xmas with a jackass for a boss who played that shit ALL DAY EVERYDAY SINCE NOVEMBER can make even Angel Luv go postal.

[I. Hustle]

That sounds like the name of a Tejano band

It was actually my all time fav apt complex to live in.
http://www.moveforfree.com/newimg/complexes/images/18974_1.jpg

[ATRAIN]

Atrain is hurt because Orion pays more attention to you than him. You are just too new around here to be aware of their "history".

LOL and your hurt because I pay more attention to Orion and I. Hustle than you. Get of my jock woman!!

[timvp]

I hate Christmas music at grocery stores, department stores and on the radio before Christmas day. H-E-B was playing Christmas music last night and I wanted to rip someone's head off.I went to Wal-Mart the day before Thanksgiving and they played Christmas music the whole time. Almost started buying Christmas gifts for no reason.

I think that music has some hypnotic powers.

[ATRAIN]

It was actually my all time fav apt complex to live in.
http://www.moveforfree.com/newimg/complexes/images/18974_1.jpg

Damn that looks nice but its funny how they play up those apt pictures online.

[I. Hustle]

Atrain is hurt because Orion pays more attention to you than him. You are just too new around here to be aware of their "history".

History huh? aaaahhhhhh









I'm f'n hungry. My friend said he was going to bring something back for me and that was over an hour ago. I bet the douche forgot.

[timvp]

Damn this whole time I thought his name was ONION and thought that was an onion in his avatar. :depressed

[ATRAIN]

History huh? aaaahhhhhh









I'm f'n hungry. My friend said he was going to bring something back for me and that was over an hour ago. I get the douche forgot.

Order some Cok on Wheels

[ATRAIN]

Damn this whole time I thought his name was ONION and thought that was an onion in his avatar. :depressed

LOL you should change it for him

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Damn this whole time I thought his name was ONION and thought that was an onion in his avatar. :depressedi'm still trying to figure it out. to me it looks like a dried up pear or a clogged up toilet that's caked up.

[timvp]

I'm f'n hungry. My friend said he was going to bring something back for me and that was over an hour ago. I get the douche forgot.At least you got the douche.



P.S.

What does the I stand for.

[I. Hustle]

Damn that looks nice but its funny how they play up those apt pictures online.

They didn't have to do much. When I moved in it was brand new. It had an indoor racketball court and an indoor basketball court

[timvp]

I need to go to the store. Wonder if they'll be Christmas music.

[ATRAIN]

i'm still trying to figure it out. to me it looks like a dried up pear or a clogged up toilet that's caked up.

Dont you remember its Vagina Fruit that he had growing in his desk

[ORION]

Damn this whole time I thought his name was ONION and thought that was an onion in his avatar. :depressed

I love me some Onions though. That is vagina fruit.

[CuckingFunt]

Damn this whole time I thought his name was ONION and thought that was an onion in his avatar. :depressed


i'm still trying to figure it out. to me it looks like a dried up pear or a clogged up toilet that's caked up.

It's vagina fruit.

Duh.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I need to go to the store. Wonder if they'll be Christmas music.who will be christmas music?

[ashbeeigh]

fuck all you christmas song haters. I was listening to a Christmas CD on the way to work today.

[timvp]

who will be christmas music?

They'll.

[ATRAIN]

They didn't have to do much. When I moved in it was brand new. It had an indoor racketball court and an indoor basketball court

NICE. I think im going to move into my friends apt complex down the road where im at they have a racketball court and indoor basketball. The only thing they dont have is a hot tub. I need to find an apt that has a sauna.

[I. Hustle]

At least you got the douche.



P.S.

What does the I stand for.

:lol



My first name

[CuckingFunt]

NICE. I think im going to move into my friends apt complex down the road where im at they have a racketball court and indoor basketball. The only thing they dont have is a hot tub. I need to find an apt that has a sauna.

Do the 'roids give you ADD, too? Or was that a pre-existing condition?

[ORION]

Atrain is hurt because Orion pays more attention to you than him. You are just too new around here to be aware of their "history".

When I think of something good to say , I'm going to say it

[ashbeeigh]

NICE. I think im going to move into my friends apt complex down the road where im at they have a racketball court and indoor basketball. The only thing they dont have is a hot tub. I need to find an apt that has a sauna.

Didn't you like just move?

[ATRAIN]

Do the 'roids give you ADD, too? Or was that a pre-existing condition?

LOL worry im trying to multi task here at work and since its friday my brain is already on weekend mode. It is prob the roids though, I was fucking roid raging this morning.

[mrsmaalox]

I need to go to the store. Wonder if they'll be Christmas music.

If you do go, buy me a present for no reason.

[I. Hustle]

NICE. I think im going to move into my friends apt complex down the road where im at they have a racketball court and indoor basketball. The only thing they dont have is a hot tub. I need to find an apt that has a sauna.

That place has all that. I would hit the gym ( that has the a huge window facing the pool) and afterwards go sit in the sauna then rinse off and hit the hot tub. Sometimes I would start with playing ball first. It was the shit!

[ORION]

NICE. I think im going to move into my friends apt complex down the road where im at they have a racketball court and indoor basketball. The only thing they dont have is a hot tub. I need to find an apt that has a sauna.

there are a lot of gay comments in this post .....except for the basketball part

[ashbeeigh]

there are a lot of gay comments in this post

call him gaytrain

[I. Hustle]

They'll.

Oh'll

[Silver21_Black20]

I need to go to the store. Wonder if they'll be Christmas music.

I'll bet you $20 there'll be Christmas music.

[mrsmaalox]

Didn't you like just move?

He just can't find what he's looking for.

[ORION]

Hey ATRAIN I missed you at the hot tub last night. Lets get hot and sweaty real soon again, ok?
:wow

[I. Hustle]

call him gaytrain

That's funny

[ATRAIN]

Didn't you like just move?

a few months ago but im already looking for a better place. Some of my neighbors have some ghetto ass friends. I know they are everywhere but I want more from my apartment complex. I might move back to my old apartments that I just moved from. They have remodeled and added a shit load of features to thier clubhouse/workout room/ pool and I loved that location.

[mrsmaalox]

That place has all that. I would hit the gym ( that has the a huge window facing the pool) and afterwards go sit in the sauna then rinse off and hit the hot tub. Sometimes I would start with playing ball first. It was the shit!

:huh I thought you always started playing with the balls first!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh'llmy car uses 4 1/2 quarts

[timvp]

If you do go, buy me a present for no reason.On second thought, I'm thinking about going to a corner store. Can't beat a slurpee while listening to snake charming music.

[ashbeeigh]

a few months ago but im already looking for a better place. Some of my neighbors have some ghetto ass friends. I know they are everywhere but I want more from my apartment complex. I might move back to my old apartments that I just moved from. They have remodeled and added a shit load of features to thier clubhouse/workout room/ pool and I loved that location.

You're lame.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

a few months ago but im already looking for a better place. Some of my neighbors have some ghetto ass friends. I know they are everywhere but I want more from my apartment complex. I might move back to my old apartments that I just moved from. They have remodeled and added a shit load of features to thier clubhouse/workout room/ pool and I loved that location.hey man. give change a chance.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

now she's going to have to buy another key.

[timvp]

On second thought, I'm thinking about going to a corner store. Can't beat a slurpee while listening to snake charming music.

But they sell fig newtons for $7. Seven. Dollars.














And they tasted kinda stale.










Wonder if they have any more . . .

[I. Hustle]

:huh I miss playing with your balls!

[ORION]

On second thought, I'm thinking about going to a corner store. Can't beat a slurpee while listening to snake charming music.

you go charm that snake .......

[Viva Las Espuelas]

is it me or does stale food make want to eat more of it so you get some sort of taste?

[ORION]

my car uses 4 1/2 quarts

I have something in common with your car

[ATRAIN]

That place has all that. I would hit the gym ( that has the a huge window facing the pool) and afterwards go sit in the sauna then rinse off and hit the hot tub. Sometimes I would start with playing ball first. It was the shit!

Damn thats bad ass. My workout rooms both face the pool but its useless right now since its cold there isnt any activity out there.....HOWEVER some of the hot chicks still go to the hot tub!! I just need to get my timing down to go out there when they are there.

[ATRAIN]

call him gaytrain

LOL you didnt call me that when I was motorboating your jugs!!

[ATRAIN]

:wow

LOL you bastard

[CuckingFunt]

Nobody motorboted ashbeeigh's jugs.

[ORION]

LOL you didnt call me that when I was motorboating your jugs!!

You old sailor you !

[I. Hustle]

LOL you didnt call me that when I was motorboating your jugs!!

jugGs

[ATRAIN]

You're lame.



hey man. give change a chance.


Why cause I want to move back to my old apt? The location was better. Im off a frontage road now and a high traffic area so it kind of sucks going anywhere around there. I am giving it a chance Viva........till my lease is up lol.

[ATRAIN]

You old sailor you !


jugGs

http://www.the-frat-pack.com/images/avatars/vince-motorboat.gif

[mrsmaalox]

is it me or does stale food make want to eat more of it so you get some sort of taste?

No you're right, it makes want

[ORION]

http://www.the-frat-pack.com/images/avatars/vince-motorboat.gif

I can't see it but I know what it is .....gold

[marini martini]

now she's going to have to buy another key.

Naw, that's how he breaks up with them!!!:lmao

[Fixed]

No you're right, it makes want cock

[CuckingFunt]

We talked about coq in my French class yesterday.

[timvp]

I seriously think I have a drinking problem. :depressed

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No you're right, it makes want
anytime, now.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I seriously think I have a drinking problem. :depressed
it goes in the same hole everytime.

[ATRAIN]

now she's going to have to buy another key.

Damn I missed that.....yeah I guess my new place will always give her fond memories of that night I moterboated ................for 13 hours.

[ATRAIN]

I seriously think I have a drinking problem. :depressed

Like in Airplane?

[ORION]

Like in Airplane?

yeah the slurpee ran down his shirt

[ATRAIN]

Naw, that's how he breaks up with them!!!:lmao

Dammit MIL hahah actually I moved to hide from 2 crazy bitches. They tried to get me to tell them where I move but FUCK THAT!! Replacing slashed tires is a pain in the ass.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I seriously think I have a drinking problem. :depressed

I feel your pain. I'm here for you buddy if you ever need to talk.

[ATRAIN]

I feel your pain. I'm here for you buddy if you ever need to talk.

You holding up ok as far is that concerned?

[Dr. Gonzo]

89 days bitch

[ORION]

89 days bitch

did you celebrate at 69 days ?

[ATRAIN]

89 days bitch

DAMN good job ho

[Dr. Gonzo]

did you celebrate at 69 days ?

I celebrated with some cupcakes and coffee.

[timvp]

https://www.5starisc.com/data/default/images/catalog/large/437965.jpg

^^ Damn these things. I've been drinking two or three a day for the last two weeks. They are three liters each. I'm seriously addicted. Before I drink one I put in the freezer for exactly two hours so that in produces shards of ice and then I drink it while swallowing the shards. Sounds kinda homo but it tastes so damn good.

But I hate it. I end up euro-nating about 23423412 times per day and I'm constantly thirsty for more. I try to drink other liquids but it all tastes horrible.

I'm already on my second three liter of the day :depressed

[timvp]

I feel your pain. I'm here for you buddy if you ever need to talk.

Give me some pointers. I'm tired of making 4am runs to walmart to quench my thirst.

Seriously this ish sucks.

Fvcking ice water :pctoss

[Dr. Gonzo]

When I was smoking weed every day I would drink about 8-10 liters of water to combate the cotton mouth. I once counted how many times I pissed in a 24 hour period and I pissed 48 times. Exactly twice an hour.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Give me some pointers. I'm tired of making 4am runs to walmart to quench my thirst.

Seriously this ish sucks.

Fvcking ice water :pctoss

First you must admit that you are powerless to water and there is nothing you can do to quit.

[ATRAIN]

https://www.5starisc.com/data/default/images/catalog/large/437965.jpg

^^ Damn these things. I've been drinking two or three a day for the last two weeks. They are three liters each. I'm seriously addicted. Before I drink one I put in the freezer for exactly two hours so that in produces shards of ice and then I drink it while swallowing the shards. Sounds kinda homo but it tastes so damn good.

But I hate it. I end up euro-nating about 23423412 times per day and I'm constantly thirsty for more. I try to drink other liquids but it all tastes horrible.

I'm already on my second three liter of the day :depressed


Damn you must have to pee every 5 mins like a 8 year old girl.

[ORION]

I celebrated with some cupcakes and coffee.

I was hoping for something more exciting like a killing spree or something

[ORION]

Damn you must head to pee every 5 mins like a 8 year old girl.

too easy

[timvp]

When I was smoking weed every day I would drink about 8-10 liters of water to combate the cotton mouth. I once counted how many times I pissed in a 24 hour period and I pissed 48 times. Exactly twice an hour.That's about my rate. Maybe thrice an hour. Haven't studied it.


First you must admit that you are powerless to water and there is nothing you can do to quit.Another week of this and I'll be down for whatever.

This is almost as bad as the time I was addicted to nyquil . . .

[marini martini]

Give me some pointers. I'm tired of making 4am runs to walmart to quench my thirst.

Seriously this ish sucks.

Fvcking ice water :pctoss

Have you been checked for diabetes???:wow

[Dr. Gonzo]

That's about my rate. Maybe thrice an hour. Haven't studied it.

Another week of this and I'll be down for whatever.

This is almost as bad as the time I was addicted to nyquil . . .

Dude I was crazy addicted to Nyquil. I used to drop double shots every night for a long time.

[timvp]

Have you been checked for diabetes???:wowYeah I read about that too but had diabetes check when I had my physical couple months ago since it runs in my fam. That's what I first thought but I was told it couldn't develop that fast.

I'm just gayly thirsty.

[timvp]

Dude I was crazy addicted to Nyquil. I used to drop double shots every night for a long time.I was up to two bottles a day. Thankfully I was only addicted for like a month.

But that was a loooooooooooooong month. Drink half a bottle of nyquil and time moves amazingly slow.

[ORION]

I was up to two bottles a day. Thankfully I was only addicted for like a month.

But that was a loooooooooooooong month. Drink half a bottle of nyquil and time moves amazingly slow.

try drinking a whole 4 oz bottle of robitussin

[Dr. Gonzo]

try drinking a whole 4 oz bottle of robitussin

Did you trip balls?

[timvp]

try drinking a whole 4 oz bottle of robitussinThat just leaves a mediciney taste in your mouth.

[jman3000]

gay

[ORION]

That just leaves a mediciney taste in your mouth.

yeah but you start to hallucinate. I first did this by accident because I couldn't stop coughing

[ORION]

Did you trip balls?

oh yes.

[mrsmaalox]

Did you lick balls?


oh yes.

:D

[I. Hustle]

:D

Finally. Now that was a good one.

[ORION]

Hey this is what I look like right before I get punched in the face
:D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ok. thought i'd share this with everyone. this guy was fired here at my work yesterday or the day before. he was initially boning another employee here and that's how he got in here. well after he got hired, he dumped her. he'd been here between 2 to 4 months. the chick he dumped mentioned to another employee that he had a record. turned out he had a rap sheet that could choke a small horse and this new eventually hit the higher ups. they did a background check and it turns out he's a felon. battery, assault, theft, credit card theft, parole violation, you name it. so they canned him. in his desk they found invoices with credit card numbers. coincidentally one of our customers mentioned to the same chick he dumped that weird charges were showing up on her account after she gave us her credit card info. guess who took that order? that was act I
so today we told him to pick up his check. something we always do, but the cops were waiting. they lured him in here then led the cops were he was. they cuffed him and pretty much paraded him throughout the whollllle building in cuffs.............................all while the company owner took pics from the time the cops met up with this dude to the time he was put in the cruiser.

'tis the season.

[I. Hustle]

Pics? WTF?!

What an A-hole

[Viva Las Espuelas]

if and when i get a hold of them i might.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh no! Did you get any pics for us?

[mrsmaalox]

if and when i get a hold of them i might.

what?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

what?
leave marks

[I. Hustle]

leave marks

SSSHHHHH

[ShoogarBear]

Here's my chance to dance my way
Out of my constriction

[ORION]

Here's my chance to dance my way
Out of my constriction
You dance like a white guy

[Cant_Be_Faded]

So let me get this straight.

Steven no longer smokes weed every day.

And timvp got addicted to, of all possible substances, Nyquill?




Eh..

[Dr. Gonzo]

I haven't smoked weed in a couple of years.

[Trainwreck2100]

So let me get this straight.

Steven no longer smokes weed every day.

And timvp got addicted to, of all possible substances, Nyquill?




Eh..

And Angell_luv has a get laid timetable

[Dr. Gonzo]

Any progress on that front Trainwreck?

[Trainwreck2100]

Any progress on that front Trainwreck?

not really

[Dr. Gonzo]

Have you tried the erotic ads in craigslist?

[Trainwreck2100]

Have you tried the erotic ads in craigslist?

have you ever seen the craigslist personals, they're all ugly or you gotta pay for it.

[Trainwreck2100]

have you ever seen the craigslist personals, they're all ugly or you gotta pay for it.

that and i couldn't take rejection from an internet whore, then i'd have to kill myself

[florige]

The weekends can get pretty busy. Hopefully with the cold weather everyone decides to stay home and out of trouble.



:lmao:rollin yeah right....

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck hangovers. Especially after just a few pussy drinks.

[ORION]

Fuck hangovers. Especially after just a few pussy drinks.

Pussy drinking?....go on ...what was her name? How did it happen? Fresh ? Or perch flavored?

[ORION]

have you ever seen the craigslist personals, they're all ugly or you gotta pay for it.
And what's your point? Look your window is closing and we can also be there to offer top notch advice on getting laid

[ShoogarBear]

You dance like a white guy

Your abuela's Mexican food sucks.

[Trainwreck2100]

And what's your point? Look your window is closing and we can also be there to offer top notch advice on getting laid

The only advise i've gotten here is to whip it out(figuratively) continuously till a bitch bites.

[ShoogarBear]

No, no. Biting it would not be good.

[Trainwreck2100]

No, no. Biting it would not be good.

figuratively

[CuckingFunt]

Pussy drinking?....go on ...what was her name? How did it happen? Fresh ? Or perch flavored?

Didn't mean it that way. The chick I went out drinking with came back to my place and crashed in my bed, but it's strictly platonic and nothing happened.

[ShoogarBear]

That's your story. Stick to it.

[ORION]

Your abuela's Mexican food sucks.

My grandmother died before I was born. Thank for that, but my mom's is some good shit.

[ORION]

figuratively

No wonder !! I said literally!!

[Kori Ellis]

The new Jordan Quatro (http://solecollector.com/shoes/nike-shoes/jordan-shoes/shoes/jordan/introducing-the-jordan-trunner-quattro-q4/)


Now even Michael Jordan is copying SpursTalk.

:pctoss

[Kori Ellis]

Okay, I'm to the point where I get over 1,000 emails a day.

Can I hire someone to read me email and then email me if something is important??

How lame is this!?

Who would have ever thought I'd need a got damn secretary :pctoss

[ShoogarBear]

If you need a secretary, hire one with good legs.

[ShoogarBear]

LJ can help you pick one.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lmao:rollin yeah right....

I was hopeful.

[Silver21_Black20]

Okay, I'm to the point where I get over 1,000 emails a day.

Can I hire someone to read me email and then email me if something is important??

How lame is this!?

Who would have ever thought I'd need a got damn secretary :pctoss

Hire Steven, he'll work weekends. :D

[I. Hustle]

Okay, I'm to the point where I get over 1,000 emails a day.

Can I hire someone to read me email and then email me if something is important??

How lame is this!?

Who would have ever thought I'd need a got damn secretary :pctoss

How much?

[ORION]

How much?

Too late. She just hired me $4K a month.

[ShoogarBear]

Too late. She just hired me $4K a month.

LJ liked your legs?

[ORION]

LJ liked your legs?

No I hooked him up with a case of nyquil extra strength not available in the US.

[ashbeeigh]

I get excited when I get e-mails. But I get like 4 a day. Horoscope, Careerbuilder, some random store crap, and facebook.

[jman3000]

I'd sort through Kori's email for free. that's just the kinda guy i am.

[jman3000]

i need to eat something... ive spent all day putting up xmas decorations at my friends house and playing video games... ive eaten about 4 granola bars all day long.

[jman3000]

I'll get one of my bitches to bake me cookies.

[jman3000]

Hey ashbeeigh, make me some cookies.

[ashbeeigh]

Hey ashbeeigh, make me some cookies.

:lmao okay.

[ashbeeigh]

Don't people read the descriptions or groups before they join them? I sent out a mass message to one of facebook groups about Clark making it to the regional finals and I've gotten some messages back from people like "Woo! Go cougars!" and then I get one message from this guy in Boston who said "Pardon my ignorance, but when did Clark get a football team?" The idiot went to Clark University, in Massachusetts, not Clark High School. Read the damn description...and topics...and posts....:rolleyes

[LaMarcus Bryant]

steven you haven't smoked W in two years? wtf??

[ATRAIN]

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[Dr. Gonzo]

steven you haven't smoked W in two years? wtf??

I lost my connect and then just gave up looking for one and then quit.

[ORION]

I lost my connect and then just gave up looking for one and then quit.

that's a heart warming story of survival.

[mrsmaalox]

Atrain must be so proud someone finally wrote a song about him.

[Dr. Gonzo]

That's not even a funny video.

[ORION]

That's not even a funny video.

well then I'm glad I can't see it

[mrsmaalox]

yea but it's special to Atrain so we should be nice.

[ORION]

Atrain must be so proud someone finally wrote a song about him.

IS the song called " Douching with Fiberglass " ?

[mrsmaalox]

IS the song called " Douching with Fiberglass " ?

No it's called "I Jizz in My Pants" and the first hot chick is a tranny.

[ORION]

and the first hot chick is a tranny.

That doesn't make sense

[ORION]

The greatest thing happened this weekend. I bought my son his first real basketball early Saturday and he hasn't put it down or stopped dribbling it since. This is the happiest time of my life.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Has he dunked yet?

[ATRAIN]

Atrain must be so proud someone finally wrote a song about him.

that happens to the best of us

[Viva Las Espuelas]

59ECtfLlZcQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59ECtfLlZcQ

[ORION]

Has he dunked yet?

only when I pick him up to the rim. He is only 4 but he improved from saturday to sunday. then some little punk 5 year old came around showing off some beads he found. I was saying to myself " kid get your gay little beads away from my boy"

[mrsmaalox]

The greatest thing happened this weekend. I bought my son his first real basketball early Saturday and he hasn't put it down or stopped dribbling it since. This is the happiest time of my life.

Yes that's very cool. On another note, my son was banned for life from his club league!!

[ORION]

59ECtfLlZcQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59ECtfLlZcQ

:worthy::worthy::worthy:
:tu:tu:tu
:jack:jack:jack

[ORION]

Yes that's very cool. On another note, my son was banned for life from his club league!!

I told you ! Which girl did he get pregnant ?

[Trainwreck2100]

Yes that's very cool. On another note, my son was banned for life from his club league!!

did he hit on another player?

[mrsmaalox]

I told you ! Which girl did he get pregnant ?

Nothing like that. He might have said "bullshit" after the game was over. He denies it, but I wouldn't be surprised. Because it was bullshit.

[mrsmaalox]

did he hit on another player?

No he'd never do that. But the day before, a player from another team tried to start a fight with one of our guys, pushed him and then pushed his parent, and the league did nothing.

[ORION]

Nothing like that. He might have said "bullshit" after the game was over. He denies it, but I wouldn't be surprised. Because it was bullshit.

so they banned him for that ?!!?!?! I'd protest it. You would not believe the amount of "T's" I got in high school for cussing. After a bad call once I went right into the refs face and said "FUCK" real loud. I once got another one for dunking and hanging on the rim too long and dunking during warm ups.

[ORION]

did he hit on another player?

I think it was jerking off before his free throw to relive some stress

[mrsmaalox]

so they banned him for that ?!!?!?! I'd protest it. You would not believe the amount of "T's" I got in high school for cussing. After a bad call once I went right into the refs face and said "FUCK" real loud. I once got another one for dunking and hanging on the rim too long and dunking during warm ups.

This isn't even school. It's a freaking club league where I pay them!!

[ORION]

This isn't even school. It's a freaking club league where I pay them!!

well then your screwed. what club ?

[mrsmaalox]

well then your screwed. what club ?

Texas Team Sports. But our coach has withdrawn the whole team now.

[ORION]

Texas Team Sports. But our coach has withdrawn the whole team now.

can he still play club and high school or he just can't play varsity ball and club

[mrsmaalox]

can he still play club and high school or he just can't play varsity ball and club

He can't play with that club ever again. But we will take our $500/yr elsewhere (actually $500x8 players on the team); everything is cool with school. It bears no weight there at all.

[ORION]

He can't play with that club ever again. But we will take our $500/yr elsewhere (actually $500x8 players on the team); everything is cool with school. It bears no weight there at all.

he can still have AAU

[mrsmaalox]

he can still have AAU

Yes he can. And he played AAU this summer and he'll try to get back with them when the school season is over.

[I. Hustle]

You got a 4 yr old too? We should put yours and mine together in a ring and charge admission.

[ORION]

Yes he can. And he played AAU this summer and he'll try to get back with them when the school season is over.

I'm going to find out were he is playing and go play against him. I'll give him a sharp elbow for cussing. You'll thank me later when he wakes up

[ORION]

You got a 4 yr old too? We should put yours and mine together in a ring and charge admission.

I don't know. My son has unusually muscular shoulders and traps.

[I. Hustle]

I don't know. My son has unusually muscular shoulders and traps.

It's cool I've been teaching mine the basics of boxing. He has a MEAN left hook.

[ORION]

It's cool I've been teaching mine the basics of boxing. He has a MEAN left hook.

I'm not into boxing. besides I wouldn't want my son to be that kid who is always wrestling in school.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:worthy::worthy::worthy:
:tu:tu:tu
:jack:jack:jack
you know that today is the anniversary, right?

[mrsmaalox]

Death?

[ORION]

you know that today is the anniversary, right?

yes. Are you heading out there today ?

[ORION]

If you are take some pictures. If Phil is there get his autograph for me and let him punch you in the face.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Death?

no he played in Pantera.
Chuck Schuldiner's anniversary, who played in Death, is december 13th.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

yes. Are you heading out there today ?oh no. i'm not that hardcore about it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

If you are take some pictures. If Phil is there get his autograph for me and let him punch you in the face.
ha. phil will never step foot in dallas ever again. jackass won't bring Down through here and that's blasphemy. this town made that man what he is today and he always skips here after dime passed. he's the only dude i never ran into up here.

[mrsmaalox]

no he played in Pantera.
Chuck Schuldiner's anniversary, who played in Death, is december 13th.

That's what I meant; anniversary of death.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's what I meant; anniversary of death.
i see

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://mistletoemakeover.com/?dc01be9a944f400b153ff01bdd7a6ba1

[I. Hustle]

My penis itches.


Hey Maalox want a job?

[ORION]

ha. phil will never step foot in dallas ever again. jackass won't bring Down through here and that's blasphemy. this town made that man what he is today and he always skips here after dime passed. he's the only dude i never ran into up here.

that's sad though but dang I wonder how hard it has been on him saying someone should be killed but not really meaning it. Only because he was pissed at him then he actually gets killed. Still my one of my favorite singers.

[ORION]

http://mistletoemakeover.com/?dc01be9a944f400b153ff01bdd7a6ba1

:lol
Stop winking at me Steven !

[ORION]

My penis itches.


Hey Maalox want a job?

I usually use steel wool

[Viva Las Espuelas]

that's sad though but dang I wonder how hard it has been on him saying someone should be killed but not really meaning it. Only because he was pissed at him then he actually gets killed. Still my one of my favorite singers.
what's sad is none of phil's band's sucked. damageplan and hell yeah was horrible. cookie cutter metal.

[ORION]

what's sad is none of phil's band's sucked. damageplan and hell yeah was horrible. cookie cutter metal.

exactly. I had always hoped for a reunion because Dime and Anselmo were meant for each other. Like Plant and Page

[ORION]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/db/150px-In_memory.jpg

[I. Hustle]

I usually use steel wool

Which is why i asked her. Her wool is like steel

[CuckingFunt]

:lol
Stop winking at me Steven !

You know you liked it.

[ORION]

You know you liked it.

:lol
He had eye shadow on

[CuckingFunt]

:lol
He had eye shadow on

Well, it was called a Mistletoe Makeover.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck pre-existing conditions and insurance. They can all suck it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

fuck pre-existing conditions and insurance. They can all suck it.
, but "hope" is on the way.

:wakeup

[Dr. Gonzo]

Did you not get insured because of your pre-existing lazy eye?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I apologize. That previous comment was uncalled for.

[I. Hustle]

I apologize. That previous comment was uncalled for.

It's not lazy. Just really really tired.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

it may be her back for holding up all that weight up top.

[I. Hustle]

it may be her back for holding up all that weight up top.

That's true.

[ORION]

fuck pre-existing conditions and insurance. They can all suck it.

they found out about the methadone treatments?

[ORION]

I apologize. That previous comment was uncalled for.

:lol

[ashbeeigh]

I apologize. That previous comment was uncalled for.

:lmao no. It was lovely, and so original compared to the boob comments. It made me laugh. It was neither. It was the "seizure" I had in 2005.

[ORION]

:lmao no. It was lovely, and so original compared to the boob comments. It made me laugh. It was neither. It was the "seizure" I had in 2005.

Was it from PCP?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

milkshakes are in order.

[ORION]

milkshakes are in order.

:lmao
I get it !
:lmao

[I. Hustle]

No the seizure she was referring to is when they raided her home and seized her drugs and German p0rn.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

somewhere in the country, this is happening
c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOj_QoSH6is

[I. Hustle]

somewhere in the country, this is happening
c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOj_QoSH6is

THE NOTHING?!
http://www.geocities.com/echoes_ca/geschichte/Morla1.jpg

[ORION]

somewhere in the country, this is happening
c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOj_QoSH6is

holy shit !

[ORION]

I've been told I do a good Rodney Dangerfield impersonation

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I've been told I do a good Rodney Dangerfield impersonation
let me guess, but you don't get enough respect.

[ORION]

let me guess, but you don't get enough respect.

Bingo. I guess I could start quoting line from Back to School...one of my favorites

[Trainwreck2100]

I went for my afternoon jog today(excellent jogging weather), and i ran by a condom on the middle of the road. It was quite a disgusting sight.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://www.e-imagesite.com/UploadedFiles/tits8356482.gif

[ORION]

I went for my afternoon jog today(excellent jogging weather), and i ran by a condom on the middle of the road. It was quite a disgusting sight.

sorry about that. Were there ants eating it ?

[ORION]

http://www.e-imagesite.com/UploadedFiles/tits8356482.gif

Benny Hill !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Trainwreck2100]

sorry about that. Were there ants eating it ?

not that i saw, but i didn't really look

[ORION]

not that i saw, but i didn't really look

that happened to me once. I had sex with this chick back in high school and threw the condom out the window and then I think I took the same chick back the next day and threw another out but looked down and saw the one from the night before covered in ants

[Trainwreck2100]

that happened to me once. I had sex with this chick back in high school and threw the condom out the window and then I think I took the same chick back the next day and threw another out but looked down and saw the one from the night before covered in ants


ashes to ashes

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/7107/ratemycheesefilledbacondb9.jpg

[ORION]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/7107/ratemycheesefilledbacondb9.jpg

that looks good but you might have an instant stroke

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ashes to ashes
funk to funky
we all know major tom's a junkie

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/7107/ratemycheesefilledbacondb9.jpg
WOW. that'd be the balls with some refried beans on the side.

[ORION]

WOW. that'd be the balls with some refried beans on the side.

Balls to the Walls

[mrsmaalox]

That thing is terrible. I think I'm going to barf! hahaha actually I accidently typed "fart" for some unknown reason and I went back and fixed it :lol Either way it's just too much bacon :nope

[ORION]

That thing is terrible. I think I'm going to fart! Either way it's just too much bacon :nope

[ORION]

No the seizure she was referring to is when they raided her home and seized her drugs and German p0rn.

you son of a bitch ! I just saw your sig

[mrsmaalox]

You must be the last one to see it, it's been there for a long time! :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Viva sure does have a thing for monkeys :monkey

[marini martini]

Shit I just paid $164.00 for a bottle of cough syrup!!!:wow


Merry Christmas to me!!:toast

[ORION]

You must be the last one to see it, it's been there for a long time! :lmao

I had sigs turned off

[Viva Las Espuelas]

that might materialize for super bowl eats. i might modify it. maybe roll out some pizza dough. line it with bacon and cheese. then roll it up with either hot dogs or some grilled chicken in the center. mmmmmm.

[ORION]

Shit I just paid $164.00 for a bottle of cough syrup!!!:wow


Merry Christmas to me!!:toast

what kind? Sounds like tussionex

[mrsmaalox]

Shit I just paid $164.00 for a bottle of cough syrup!!!:wow


Merry Christmas to me!!:toast

Well I hope it works! Or at least gives you a good buzz.