Free Quattro Razor (17)

[marini martini]

Midge should get it.

"Midge" isn't with us anymore.:nope

[marini martini]

You do yoga twice a week and are contemplating mixing in some pilates then complain about how fat you are halfway through your second pint of Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia like a bitch.

Better.......................:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

A video game. Been out for a while on XBox360 and PC, but just came out of PS3. Midge should get it.

I see. I'm not much of a gamer. I've been looking for a cheesy trivia game for the PS3. I'm such a dork!

[ORION]

You do yoga twice a week and are contemplating mixing in some pilates then complain about how fat you are halfway through your second pint of Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia like a bitch.

you dye your hair platinum blonde but your eye brows are still black then you put on jeans that are to small and tell your friends I don't care I look good like a bitch

[I. Hustle]

You make it a point to stay home one day every other month and wear your favorite sweats while “pigging out” and watching either Steele Magnolias or Beaches. You say it’s planned but it’s really because you can’t get a date LIKE A BITCH!

[ORION]

You make it a point to stay home one day every other month and wear your favorite sweats while “pigging out” and watching either Steele Magnolias or Beaches. You say it’s planned but it’s really because you can’t get a date LIKE A BITCH!

you tell your boyfriend you'll give him blow jobs everyday for a week if he buys you the complete set of Sex in the City then proceed to tell him he is a great catch and your mom really likes him and you tell him you feel safe in his arms like a bitch

[I. Hustle]

you tell your boyfriend you'll give him blow jobs everyday for a week if he buys you the complete set of Sex in the City then proceed to tell him he is a great catch and your mom really likes him and you tell him you feel safe in his arms like a bitch

You were the first born in your family and your dad really wanted a boy that was into sports but you liked dance. So when your little brother was born and turned out to be an all star athlete you were pushed to the side and developed daddy issues. Now you only date older men seeking their approval like a bitch
http://lollost815.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/lolcat49415911.jpg

[marini martini]

You were the first born in your family and your dad really wanted a boy that was into sports but you liked dance. So when your little brother was born and turned out to be an all star athlete you were pushed to the side and developed daddy issues. Now you only date older men seeking their approval like a bitch
http://lollost815.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/lolcat49415911.jpg

:lmao:lmao:lmao
Ding, ding, ding, ding!!! First runner up!!!!:lobt2:

[Dr. Gonzo]

Both of you are little bitches.

[ORION]

i'm bored with this game

[ORION]

Both of you are little bitches.

I know you are but what am I ? ohhhhhh in your face !!!





...I saw PeeWee's Big adventure on sunday

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i282/ouroboroso/jambi.jpg

[Silver21_Black20]

Both of you are little bitches.

+1

[I. Hustle]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/4/24/winnarwinnarc128535303046562500.jpg

[I. Hustle]

+1 up my ass

[ORION]

http://trainingfortraders.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/pee_wee_herman_2.jpg

[Master Shake]

yeah yeah thats my name

[Master Shake]

somebody is looking for a knife fight....somebody im looking at

[ashbeeigh]

damnit. I spilled some queso on on my shirt.

[jman3000]

damnit. I spilled some queso on on my shirt.

this sentence doesn't have attention whore written all over it.

not at all.



i was being sarcastic. youre an attention whore.

[ashbeeigh]

i was being sarcastic. youre an attention whore.


It fulfilled its purpose then, didn't it? You responded.

[ORION]

this sentence doesn't have attention whore written all over it.

not at all.



i was being sarcastic. youre an attention whore.

I want attention !!
I have to take a dump

[jman3000]

i responded begrudginly. i saw it earlier and resisted, but i havent been an asshole today and since you play the punching bag role so well i thought id give it a go.

[jman3000]

punching bag has 2 meanings.

im so fucking clever.

[ashbeeigh]

ever so the gentleman, jman makes an appearance in the quattro just days before thanksgiving to be an asshole.

[jman3000]

ever so the gentleman, jman makes an appearance in the quattro 3 days before thanksgiving to be an asshole.

it's my beard. it makes me do evil things.

and what the fuck does turkey day have to do with anything?

[ashbeeigh]

it's my beard. it makes me do evil things.



:wow

[jman3000]

and i use the term beard very lightly.

[ORION]

If my supervisors helps me out with something work related when she is not supposed to do I owe her and how do I repay her ??

[ORION]

it's my beard. it makes me do evil things.

and what the fuck does turkey day have to do with anything?

I need to let mine grow then !!!

[jman3000]

my beard also makes me masterbate.

constantly.

[jman3000]

If my supervisors helps me out with something work related when she is not supposed to do I owe her and how do I repay her ??

you give her my number. that will be the best gift she's ever received.

[PakiDan]

I sometimes get the urge to urinate in my sink.

[ORION]

I sometimes get the urge to urinate in my sink.

I do too but my penis gets stuck down in the pipe

[ORION]

you give her my number. that will be the best gift she's ever received.

good idea just take lots of pictures of her not you her and definitely not your beard

[PakiDan]

I do too but my penis gets stuck down in the pipe

well - I've learned to take care of that problem by wrapping it around the wrists first.

[I. Hustle]

I took a nap in my car for lunch

[jman3000]

good idea just take lots of pictures of her not you her and definitely not your beard

man... wtf? commas are your friend.

[jman3000]

if you peed in your sink, you'd just be shaving your face with piss residue the next time you shaved.

[PakiDan]

if you peed in your sink, you'd just be shaving your face with piss residue the next time you shaved.

My face smells like piss.

[ORION]

man... wtf? commas are your friend.

man....wtf? I have a job and I have to post then close post then close.deal with it

[jman3000]

man....wtf? I have a job and I have to post then close post then close.deal with it

compromise: dont be gay.

[jman3000]

there is a youtube video of me singing a song supremely shitty in guitar hero world tour. i need to get that shit destroyed.

[ORION]

compromise: dont be gay.

okiwilltrynexttimeipromise

[ORION]

oh sorry ,

[Wilson]

.

[I. Hustle]

,,I, li,ke comma,,s,,

[ORION]

My face smells like piss.

make sure to pull that homeless chick's pants down before you dive face first into her crotch

[florige]

A video game. Been out for a while on XBox360 and PC, but just came out of PS3. Midge should get it.


You have a PS3?

[ashbeeigh]

Did I ever tell y'all that Dairy Queen friended me on myspace? :lol

[I. Hustle]

Did I ever tell y'all that Dairy Queen friended me on myspace? :lol

Oh yeah?

[ORION]

Did I ever tell y'all that Dairy Queen friended me on myspace? :lol

congrats on your accomplishment

[I. Hustle]

there is a Burger King and a Dairy Queen. Is there any other fast food royalty?

[ORION]

there is a Burger King and a Dairy Queen. Is there any other fast food royalty?

jack in the box ?

[I. Hustle]

jack in the box ?

Is he a Jester or something? Would they all live in White Castle? Does the Colonel count?

[ORION]

there has to be a Dukes

[ORION]

crown royal / royal crown

[ORION]

Count Dracula's Liver stand ?

[I. Hustle]

http://www.tastyisland.net/images/dukes_beachburger.jpg

[I. Hustle]

http://www.hembeck.com/FredSez/DirtyDicks450.jpg

[I. Hustle]

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/044_f_king.jpg

[PakiDan]

there is a Burger King and a Dairy Queen. Is there any other fast food royalty?

King Taco - LA

[ShoogarBear]

BioShock owns me.


What is that?


A video game.

http://www.freewebs.com/fatesmessenger/pictures/disappointment.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

and i use the term beard very lightly.

In this case referring to the "girlfriend" that makes you appear straight?

[CuckingFunt]

You have a PS3?

No. My aunt does, and I'm at her house for the holiday.

[Dr. Gonzo]

3RBKTo5K14M

[ORION]

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/044_f_king.jpg

now thats gold

[ORION]

http://www.freewebs.com/fatesmessenger/pictures/disappointment.jpg

:lmao:lmao

[I. Hustle]

Boo

[ORION]

Boo

let me just stop you there. don't gay it up right off the bat ....comma

[I. Hustle]

Gobble gobble?

[ORION]

too late ....:depressed

[I. Hustle]

Ho Ho Ho?

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o262/scottycc/hohohomerryxmas.jpg

[ORION]

better, but they are wearing too much

[I. Hustle]

better, but they are wearing too much

Better?

[ORION]

Better?

much. I know I'd be giving thanks ..over and over again ....comma

[I. Hustle]

much. I know I'd be giving thanks ..over and over again ....comma

Good I don't feel like being gay today. WTF?!

[I. Hustle]

much. I know I'd be giving thanks ..over and over again ....comma

She'd make you comma

[ORION]

She'd make you comma

she'd put me in a comma

[I. Hustle]

I can't think of any other comma stuff.
I was going to use something with comma comma comma comma comma chameleon
but that is back to being homoish

[CuckingFunt]

but that is back to being homoish


And that suddenly became a concern?

[jman3000]

stupid

[jman3000]

role models was a shitty movie.

it's like they just tried to mix minor parts of different comic troupe's and failed.

and for a rated r movie it just didnt deliver.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Was it as bad as Forgetting Sarah Marshall?

[jman3000]

never saw it, but it probably was.

[jman3000]

all it was missing was somebody from broken lizard and it would have had every comic group i could have thought of.

[florige]

all it was missing was somebody from broken lizard and it would have had every comic group i could have thought of.



Are you the policia yet?

[ORION]

all it was missing was somebody from broken lizard and it would have had every comic group i could have thought of.

If Broken Lizard would have been involved it would have been good

[I. Hustle]

And that suddenly became a concern?

Just today

[jman3000]

Are you the policia yet?

no.. you should know yourself the process takes about 50 years to go through. i had no idea it was gonna be this cumbersome.

[jman3000]

If Broken Lizard would have been involved it would have been good

that's the thing... even if somebody from broken lizard was there it would have been 10 seconds and 2 lines.
it had jorma taccone from lonely island boys... he showed up pretty early so i had semi high hopes.. but he lasted about 15 seconds and the movie went down hill.

[jman3000]

SNL, MadTv, Lonlely Island, Human Giant, few people from rogan's shit, upright citizen's brigade.. pretty sure im missing a couple too.

[florige]

no.. you should know yourself the process takes about 50 years to go through. i had no idea it was gonna be this cumbersome.



You past the paperwork BS yet? You get your academy date?

[averageusaconsumer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6X4fQa6Ea0

as bad as it's going to be, i want to watch it

[averageusaconsumer]

erin cummings is hot though

http://www.websites4actors.com/erincummings/9_06/images/sidegallery/large/IMG_4757b.jpg

http://www.websites4actors.com/erincummings/9_06/images/sidegallery/large/9738a.jpg

http://www.websites4actors.com/erincummings/9_06/images/sidegallery/large/4548b.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao:lmao

My sister would like a word with you.

[ShoogarBear]

WTF, jman is going to Police Academy?

jman?

Srrsly?

[RashoFan]

My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Bubba

PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/Bubba.jpg








Dear Bubba,

It's OK, we've got spell check.

See you Monday.

[RashoFan]

OMG, my mother asked me if I wanted to learn how to knit a sweater. If I haven't asked her to teach me to knit in the past 37 years, WTF makes her think I want to learn now.
When the hell did she think I wanted to be a girly girl and shit??? Fuck that.. I want blood, guts and a fully involved structure fire...

[Jekka]

OMG, my mother asked me if I wanted to learn how to knit a sweater. If I haven't asked her to teach me to knit in the past 37 years, WTF makes her think I want to learn now.
When the hell did she think I wanted to be a girly girl and shit??? Fuck that.. I want blood, guts and a fully involved structure fire...

I asked my grandmother if she'd teach me how to knit over Christmas - but she taught me how to crochet and needlepoint when I was like 6. So it wasn't a surprise or anything. I really want to learn tatting, too!

What would be really awesome, though, is if there was anyone in my family who could teach me carpentry - power tools are fun, but I'd like to be able to do more constructive things with them than just saw things into little useless pieces.

[RashoFan]

For carpentry and other aspects that require powertools, I usually have a brother firefighter for that, as well as welding. The knitting thing is just not something I am interested in. If I wanted to learn, I would have asked my mother to show me. She keeps asking everyday if I want to learn...everyday I say no.

The only thing my mother could teach me is French...that is about it.

[samikeyp]

For carpentry and other aspects that require powertools, I usually have a brother firefighter for that, as well as welding. The knitting thing is just not something I am interested in. If I wanted to learn, I would have asked my mother to show me. She keeps asking everyday if I want to learn...everyday I say no.

The only thing my mother could teach me is French...that is about it.

So could I. :eyebrows

[RashoFan]

:lol
Mikey...:makeout

[samikeyp]

:toast

[Trainwreck2100]

My mom took the cat to OKC today,

:depressed

[Dr. Gonzo]

Your mom should be more sympathetic with your situation. It's wrong for her to be keeping pussy from you.

[ORION]

Your mom should be more sympathetic with your situation. It's wrong for her to be keeping pussy from you.

thats funny
but seriously what am I going to do today ?

[I. Hustle]

Here's an idea. Go buy a bag of chocolates and randomly place them around your office. Then watch as people find them and see if they eat them not knowing where they came from or how long they have been there.

[ORION]

Here's an idea. Go buy a bag of chocolates and randomly place them around your office. Then watch as people find them and see if they eat them not knowing where they came from or how long they have been there.

about half would eat them no questions asked. I'd eat it, but today I'm feeling a little under the weather. I hope I bust out with a 102 degree fever and start to hallucinate

[I. Hustle]

about half would eat them no questions asked. I'd eat it, but today I'm feeling a little under the weather. I hope I bust out with a 102 degree fever and start to hallucinate

That would be the shit. One time I had a 104 degree fever drove myself to the doc, got yelled at by the doc for driving then drove home and kept wondering why there was a a little boy with his dog running around my house. I asked the chick I was with at the time to ask them to leave and she kept laughing at me.


freakin whore

[ORION]

That would be the shit. One time I had a 104 degree fever drove myself to the doc, got yelled at by the doc for driving then drove home and kept wondering why there was a a little boy with his dog running around my house. I asked the chick I was with at the time to ask them to leave and she kept laughing at me.


freakin whore

I think you might of had a premonition. You saw into the future. If I get a fever I hope I get xray vision

[I. Hustle]

I think you might of had a premonition. You saw into the future. If I get a fever I hope I get xray vision

Maybe. Hopefully you get invisibility and xray vision. Then you could just walk everywhere and see through walls to see where all the hot chicks are and cop a feel

[ORION]

I am going to be bored today

[ORION]

Maybe. Hopefully you get invisibility and xray vision. Then you could just walk everywhere and see through walls to see where all the hot chicks are and cop a feel

I've already spoken on this matter but I'd kill to have the ability to stop time

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'd kill to have the ability to stop timethis matter preoccupied most of my thoughts as a little kid.

[ashbeeigh]

my goal at work today is fax some papers to Chicago. When I'm done...I don't know what I am going to do.

[I. Hustle]

I would want to travel through time. I would go back and make myself even cooler than I used to be plus I would get those numbers for that 128 million dollar lotto.

[ORION]

I would want to travel through time. I would go back and make myself even cooler than I used to be plus I would get those numbers for that 128 million dollar lotto.

I think stopping time is better because you could get 2 hot chicks at work and strip them down and then put them in a lesbian "position" with each other then restart time

[I. Hustle]

I think stopping time is better because you could get 2 hot chicks at work and strip them down and then put them in a lesbian "position" with each other then restart time

They would have to be doing something cool like washing cars or something where they would be moving their hands

[ORION]

They would have to be doing something cool like washing cars or something where they would be moving their hands

you have a weak imagination

[I. Hustle]

you have a weak imagination

Well first off you have to find tow girls that are in some kind of motion already and that would continue that motion for a little while before realizing what happened. What job could you see that happening in? I went with carwash because of the rubbing motion.

[ORION]

Well first off you have to find tow girls that are in some kind of motion already and that would continue that motion for a little while before realizing what happened. What job could you see that happening in? I went with carwash because of the rubbing motion.

no no no everyone knows that when you freeze time you can bend bodies into any position you want like a G.I. Joe

[ORION]

why the fuck doesn't Wal-Mart have energy drinks anymore ?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

why the fuck doesn't Wal-Mart have energy drinks anymore ?
maybe they have found that good old-fashion sleep takes away the need for "energy" drinks. i bet the sleep medicine aisle is stacked deep.

[ORION]

maybe they have found that good old-fashion sleep takes away the need for "energy" drinks. i bet the sleep medicine aisle is stacked deep.

well they are wrong. I get plenty of sleep but my job drains the life out of me

[Viva Las Espuelas]

well they are wrong. I get plenty of sleep but my job drains the life out of me
'tis the season for change.

[TheQuattro]

energy drinks are for wimps

[ORION]

'tis the season for change.

well it looks like I should be an energy drink sales person

[ORION]

energy drinks are for wimps

razors are for wimps

[Viva Las Espuelas]

well it looks like I should be an energy drink sales person
dude, think about the spokesmodels or street team.

[ORION]

dude, think about the spokesmodels or street team.

I'd call it "Erected" and claim to have boob sweat inside.

[ORION]

SHIT ! No one take my idea !

[jman3000]

how would you know it's 100% boob sweat and not have a certain percentage of sweat that fell from the neck or head?

[ORION]

how would you know it's 100% boob sweat and not have a certain percentage of sweat that fell from the neck or head?

ok then how about "boob sweat extract"

[I. Hustle]

SHIT ! No one take my idea !

Too late. I am already collecting boob sweat samples and testing for taste.

[ORION]

Too late. I am already collecting boob sweat samples and testing for taste.

oh good....your getting the male boob samples and I'll get the female

[mrsmaalox]

how would you know it's 100% boob sweat and not have a certain percentage of sweat that fell from the neck or head?

Well Viva wouldn't know because he's never seen neck sweat. It would all be the same to him. And I just bought a 4 pack of Red Bull "Cola". Never tried that before.

[ashbeeigh]

put this stuff under your boobs and you'll know its boob sweat

http://bp3.blogger.com/_dC7dhbYHDCE/Rkctg_EPEaI/AAAAAAAAA98/C-qsWyf5f0E/s320/Children.bmp

[mrsmaalox]

put this stuff under your boobs and you'll know its boob sweat

http://bp3.blogger.com/_dC7dhbYHDCE/Rkctg_EPEaI/AAAAAAAAA98/C-qsWyf5f0E/s320/Children.bmp

So you get pretty good results with that one?

[ashbeeigh]

So you get pretty good results with that one?

I can't complain.











well I can, but not about that.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm horny, but don't have the energy to masturbate. This is a sucky time to be single.

[ShoogarBear]

Isn't that why God made these?

http://www.goelectronic.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/full/am-1pa_2b.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Isn't that why God made these?

http://www.goelectronic.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/full/am-1pa_2b.jpg

I don't think I have (or want) anything that runs on D cells.

But, in any case, I think that would still fall under the "too lazy to masturbate" category.

[ashbeeigh]

I don't think I have (or want) anything that runs on D cells.

But, in any case, I think that would still fall under the "too lazy to masturbate" category.

The ones I have seen are all AA and for sure is in the same category as "too lazy."

[I. Hustle]

Isn't that why God made these?

http://www.goelectronic.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/full/am-1pa_2b.jpg

Does Kori know your posting double D's?

[mrsmaalox]

I'm horny, but don't have the energy to masturbate. This is a sucky time to be single.

That's pretty pathetic when even you won't do you! :D

That being said, I more than likely just get bored and fall asleep. :(

[jman3000]

:lol

a friend just asked if he could "borrow" some piss.

apparently he's getting randomly drug tested and he's shitting bricks.

[jman3000]

I'm horny, but don't have the energy to masturbate. This is a sucky time to be single.

isn't that what the shower drip is for?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol

a friend just asked if he could "borrow" some piss.

apparently he's getting randomly drug tested and he's shitting bricks.i remember witnessing a piss hand off at my old job and thought it was one of the most disgusting things i've ever seen.

[mrsmaalox]

6H1mjmuCwhk

[ORION]

:lol

a friend just asked if he could "borrow" some piss.

apparently he's getting randomly drug tested and he's shitting bricks.

reminds me of Cheech and Chong

[I. Hustle]

I'm horny, but don't have the energy to masturbate. This is a sucky time to be single.

I'd take care of it but I'd have to ask the wife's permission first.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

reminds me of Cheech and Chong
HEY PENDECO!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrsmaalox]

23nqInkEDTc

[I. Hustle]

???

[mrsmaalox]

:lol

a friend just asked if he could "borrow" some piss.

apparently he's getting randomly drug tested and he's shitting bricks.

Hey that's fun! When I worked at the hospital we used to rig up all sorts of creative devices for that

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hey that's fun! When I worked at the hospital we used to rig up all sorts of creative devices for thata mouth is a creative device?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol

a friend just asked if he could "borrow" some piss.

apparently he's getting randomly drug tested and he's shitting bricks.

I'm pretty sure they'd find out it was yours when they detect abnormal levels of mustache wax.

[mrsmaalox]

i remember witnessing a piss hand off at my old job and thought it was one of the most disgusting things i've ever seen.

Why is that? Urine is sterile. I'm sure you have "handed off" far more disgusting things!!

[mrsmaalox]

a mouth is a creative device?

I don't know how that would work exactly, but yes, a mouth can be a creative device.

[Trainwreck2100]

Why is that? Urine is sterile. I'm sure you have "handed off" far more disgusting things!!

you don't know if one of those guys had a bladder infection

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Urine is sterile. eesh. well, how about a nice glass of iced urine?


I'm sure you have "handed off" far more disgusting things!!quite possibly.

[jman3000]

I'm pretty sure they'd find out it was yours when they detect abnormal levels of mustache wax.

Ill take care of this comment later.

[jman3000]

turns out his boss was just fucking with him because he knows he's a big stoner.

pretty good prank if i may say so myself.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Ill take care of this comment later.

Why later? Flushing it out of your system?

[mrsmaalox]

you don't know if one of those guys had a bladder infection

Work with me here! The point here is to make Viva feel dumb!!!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

turns out his boss was just fucking with him because he knows he's a big stoner.

pretty good prank if i may say so myself.

Actually, that is pretty funny when it happens to somebody else.

[jman3000]

Why later? Flushing it out of your system?

im going to post a big ass picture of my stache.

[jman3000]

my friend was going to come all the way downtown, have me pee in a cup, store it in his fridge for a few hours, then take the piss test @ 4.

[I. Hustle]

What if they said it was a poop test? Would you do it?



They would know it was yours because of all the blood huh?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Work with me here! The point here is to make Viva feel dumb!!!!
you're thinking out loud.

[ORION]

HEY PENDECO!!!!!!!!!!!

Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.
Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and chemma and have a son in law named jeff.
Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morningbut they have to so they do it real slow.
Mexican Americans love education so they go to night schooland take spanish and get a B.
Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and theirNina's and their Nino's........ Nano Nano Nina Nono!
Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where thedude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes browncause don't it make my brown eyes blue

[Viva Las Espuelas]

hey man. having responsibility is a heavy responsibility, man.

[ORION]

here take these .........wait man don't take those

[Viva Las Espuelas]

what's your name?


uh........isn't it on the license?

[jman3000]

is there a limit as to the number of times you can say "bless you" when somebody sneezes?

i said it a while ago to a girl sitting near me and i didnt know what i was getting into... she's sneezing every couple of minutes. i kept it up a few times... but now im experiencing "bless you" fatigue.

now the bitch just needs to stfu and leave.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

is there a limit as to the number of times you can say "bless you" when somebody sneezes?

i said it a while ago to a girl sitting near me and i didnt know what i was getting into... she's sneezing every couple of minutes. i kept it up a few times... but now im experiencing "bless you" fatigue.

now the bitch just needs to stfu and leave.

We kinda just say, "That it's. This one covers your sneezes for (set amount of time here)."

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Oh, and a quiz for Jman.

http://www.236.com/video/2008/guess_the_stache_democrats_edi_10385.php

[I. Hustle]

is there a limit as to the number of times you can say "bless you" when somebody sneezes?

i said it a while ago to a girl sitting near me and i didnt know what i was getting into... she's sneezing every couple of minutes. i kept it up a few times... but now im experiencing "bless you" fatigue.

now the bitch just needs to stfu and leave.

I never say it. It's funny because a person could sneeze and get 50 bless you's from everyone else but then shoot me a dirty look for not saying it.

[ORION]

is there a limit as to the number of times you can say "bless you" when somebody sneezes?

i said it a while ago to a girl sitting near me and i didnt know what i was getting into... she's sneezing every couple of minutes. i kept it up a few times... but now im experiencing "bless you" fatigue.

now the bitch just needs to stfu and leave.

I guess she is ugly then

[RobertoPulido]

Orale Primos!

La tumba sera el final...

[CuckingFunt]

is there a limit as to the number of times you can say "bless you" when somebody sneezes?

i said it a while ago to a girl sitting near me and i didnt know what i was getting into... she's sneezing every couple of minutes. i kept it up a few times... but now im experiencing "bless you" fatigue.

now the bitch just needs to stfu and leave.

I've been on both sides of that. If I get on a really bad sneezing jag, I don't expect the blessers to keep up. One or two is sufficient.

[Flaco Jimenez]

Orale Primos!

La tumba sera el final...

Do ju wan me to play accordion con tigo?

I play real good.

[Yolanda Saldivar]

If you guys start a band I can be the fan club president.

[ORION]

what's your name?


uh........isn't it on the license?

HARD HAT

Lard Ass ?

HARD HAT

Ok Lard Ass

[ORION]

If you guys start a band I can be the fan club president.

So did you and Selena have a lesbian thing or not ?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school take spanish and get a B.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

man, we're rich!!

[mrsmaalox]

Waiting for ghost of Freddie Fender......

[Yolanda Saldivar]

So did you and Selena have a lesbian thing or not ?

No. Not with my Selena. I do love her but not in that way.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

we got 17 something.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Waiting for ghost of Freddie Fender......Ramon Ayala!!!

[ORION]

No. Not with my Selena. I do love her but not in that way.

so you never wanted to slap that ass ? with all that wagon she draggin

[CuckingFunt]

Y
A
W
N

Me sleepy.

[ORION]

You get a Got Damn Job before Sundown or we're shipping you off to Military School with the Got Damn Finklestien Shit Kid ....Son of a Bitch !

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You get a Got Damn Job before Sundown or we're shipping you off to Military School with the Got Damn Finklestien Shit Kid ....Son of a Bitch !

bend and scoop!!!
like the mexicans!!!!

[ORION]

First I want to take off your dress ...ahahahaha
Then I want to take off your bra ...ahaahahah
Then I'm going to take of shoes .....phewwwphewww

[Dwight Yoakam]

Do ju wan me to play accordion con tigo?

I play real good.


Hey Flaco when are we going to work together again?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

hey...wait a minute, man. everytime i do coke you get on that everytime i do coke bit.

that movie is chong's finest hour

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Orale Primos!

La tumba sera el final...


Do ju wan me to play accordion con tigo?

I play real good.


Hey Flaco when are we going to work together again?

don't just play it.
http://lowbagger.org/lifegame.jpg
get it.

[CuckingFunt]

don't just play it.
http://lowbagger.org/lifegame.jpg
get it.

Did you, after spending the morning spouting movie quotes on a message board, just tell someone else to get a life?

[mrsmaalox]

don't just play it.
http://lowbagger.org/lifegame.jpg
get it.

:wtf Why not just get "Spore" instead? :D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Did you, after spending the morning spouting movie quotes on a message board, just tell someone else to get a life?


:wtf Why not just get "Spore" instead? :D

piss on both of you. don't worry. it's sterile.

[ORION]

I just thought of something real funny...here, your momma !

[Dwight Yoakam]

don't just play it.
http://lowbagger.org/lifegame.jpg
get it.


You don't know me but you don't like me?

[jman3000]

im going to post a big ass picture of my stache.

n/m... the logistics of pulling this off on my laptop camera are skewed.

i'll just leave it to all y'all ladies' imagination.

[mrsmaalox]

n/m... the logistics of pulling this off on my laptop camera are skewed.

i'll just leave it to all y'all ladies' imagination.
Ewwww
http://www.routard.com/images_contenu/communaute/photos/publi/007/pt6515.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

piss on both of you. don't worry. it's sterile.

Not my thing. You can give my dose to pepcid.

[ORION]

http://orgs.carleton.edu/moustache/INFAMOUS/images/hitler_jpg.jpg

[tonylongoriafan]

No. Not with my Selena. I do love her but not in that way.

como la fluer

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You don't know me but you don't like me?
hmm. reminds me. i think i can identify you, but i'll have to check later.

[I. Hustle]

como la fluer

Fleur? What's with the french shit?!

[CuckingFunt]

Fleur? What's with the french shit?!

That's not fleur. That's merde.

[ORION]

I'm talking to this lady and she won't shut up

[I. Hustle]

That's not fleur. That's merde.

looks more like mierda to me.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm talking to this lady and she won't shut upjust tell her she has a booger sticking out or something is on her face. women fidget like crazy and scram after that.

[I. Hustle]

I'm talking to this lady and she won't shut up

Stick your penis in her mouth

[CuckingFunt]

Stick your penis in her mouth

Men never think this one through all the way.

Chomp.

[mrsmaalox]

Why don't you stick your dick in her mouth! :lol :lmao :tu :toast

Ha!! I was just going to post this and he beat me to it!! :lol So predictable!

[Dwight Yoakam]

hmm. reminds me. i think i can identify you, but i'll have to check later.


You say you care less how I feel.

[I. Hustle]

Ha!! I was just going to post this and he beat me to it!! :lol So predictable!

Thank you
Thank you

[ORION]

no she is on the phone, but don't bring up pulling out my wang and hitting people because I do that all the time

[CuckingFunt]

Wang. I went years without hearing "wang," but now everyone seems to be using it again.

[ORION]

Wang. I went years without hearing "wang," but now everyone seems to be using it again.

I've always used wang. I used to use dong a few years back but I mainly say wang because of religious reasons

[CuckingFunt]

Dong just sounds silly to me. And makes me think of a dildo, rather than an actual human wang.

Homer Simpson says wang, but I don't know if it's for religious reasons.

[jman3000]

I've always used wang. I used to use dong a few years back but I mainly say wang because of religious reasons


intersting... i type wang... but in actual conversation i use a mixture of wang/dong/junk/veiny cock.

[jman3000]

hey, maybe i should pick up some dong bags so we can knock boots later!

[ORION]

Dong just sounds silly to me. And makes me think of a dildo, rather than an actual human wang.

Homer Simpson says wang, but I don't know if it's for religious reasons.

not Florida ! Its the wang of the united states

[ORION]

I could dust off schlong

[CuckingFunt]

hey, maybe i should pick up some dong bags so we can knock boots later!

I still say knock boots. Mostly to honor one of the greatest songs ever recorded.

HrBnEaQd4ZY

[mrsmaalox]

I could dust off schlong

I really like "schlong"! :)

[ShoogarBear]

:lol

a friend just asked if he could "borrow" some piss.

apparently he's getting randomly drug tested and he's shitting bricks.

Ew, that could make for a messy collection.

[CuckingFunt]

I say "boy parts" a lot. Boy parts, junk, dangle, or cock. That's about it.

[ShoogarBear]

Y
A
W
N

Me sleepy.

Gone from You So Horny to You So Sleepy.

[jman3000]

what is it the brits say?

something about fishing like rod and tackle.

[CuckingFunt]

Gone from You So Horny to You So Sleepy.

There are usually a few more steps involved, but I've found that's the typical progression.

[ashbeeigh]

I watched a bit on 13 going on 30 last night and they said "junk" a lot.

[jman3000]

I watched a bit on 13 going on 30 last night and they said "junk" a lot.

omg shut your face.

[ShoogarBear]

Ewwww
http://www.routard.com/images_contenu/communaute/photos/publi/007/pt6515.jpg


http://orgs.carleton.edu/moustache/INFAMOUS/images/hitler_jpg.jpg

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/8407/f3thefreddiemercuryalbumko7.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

Brits also say "man bits" and "lady bits". Sounds kinda cute. But there is just something about that sloppy "sshhh" sound in schlong that cracks me up.

[ShoogarBear]

There are usually a few more steps involved, but I've found that's the typical progression.

Ah, ha! You are a dude.

[CuckingFunt]

pwV42S5JNvU
e0N0oFQjshQ

[ORION]

Gone from You So Horny to You So Sleepy.

soldier boy ! she number 1 fucky

[jman3000]

argh... check mate.

[ashbeeigh]

omg shut your face.

you're just upset I declined your friend request.

[to21]

bumping kitty!!

[CuckingFunt]

Horizontal humpty dance.

All my sexual euphemisms are stuck in the early 90s.

[ORION]

bumping kitty!!

I jsut say " I want to be on you"

[to21]

I really like "schlong"! :)I've heard this before.

[to21]

I jsut say " I want to be on you"Or "In the face or chest?"