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[Viva Las Espuelas]

Shit I just paid $164.00 for a bottle of cough syrup!!!:wow


Merry Christmas to me!!:toast
jager is about $30 a bottle. same effect with a twist.

[ORION]

that might materialize for super bowl eats. i might modify it. maybe roll out some pizza dough. line it with bacon and cheese. then roll it up with either hot dogs or some grilled chicken in the center. mmmmmm.

I worked for Papa Johns. I can toss that dough

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I worked for Papa Johns. I can toss that dough
oh i won't get that fancy.

[mrsmaalox]

that might materialize for super bowl eats. i might modify it. maybe roll out some pizza dough. line it with bacon and cheese. then roll it up with either hot dogs or some grilled chicken in the center. mmmmmm.

But you should batter and deep fry the roll before serving. With a whole milk chaser.

[ORION]

oh i won't get that fancy.

I'm just saying I can make a damn good pizza

[Viva Las Espuelas]

But you should batter and deep fry the roll before serving. With a whole milk chaser.oh no. i'd bake it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm just saying I can make a damn good pizza
were you the head tosser?

[marini martini]

what kind? Sounds like tussionex


Well I hope it works! Or at least gives you a good buzz.


jager is about $30 a bottle. same effect with a twist.


Any one wanna buy some tussionex cough syrup, cheap:hat



I'm goin to buy two cases of

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f210/myadog/tanqueray.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Any one wanna buy some tussionex cough syrup, cheap:hat



I'm goin to buy two cases of

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f210/myadog/tanqueray.jpg

you might wanna hit up timvp

[CuckingFunt]

That bacon cheese thing looks disgustingly delicious.

[ORION]

were you the head tosser?

No, I delivered....

[ORION]

Any one wanna buy some tussionex cough syrup, cheap:hat



I'm goin to buy two cases of

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f210/myadog/tanqueray.jpg

can't turn down liquid Vicodin. I've been coughing as well so hook it up

[mrsmaalox]

I Tanqueray!!

[I. Hustle]

I have Papa issues. I can toss that salad

gross

[ORION]

^^^
makes sense ?.......

[I. Hustle]

you son of a bitch ! I just saw your sig

http://www.jiggy.com/cat-images-sm/th0004e-sm.jpg

[I. Hustle]

^^^
makes sense ?.......

It never makes sense

[ORION]

It never makes sense

Ok, I see the correct for you made.

[I. Hustle]

Ok, I see the correct for you made.

I actually worked hard today and helped close out over 50 loans. Funny thing is I will get paid the same as if I did 2 loans.

[ORION]

I actually worked hard today and helped close out over 50 loans. Funny thing is I will get paid the same as if I did 2 loans.

so it was like "APPROVED APPROVED APPROVED APPROVED APPROVED...."

[ORION]

get me a loan for a 2009 Range Rover at 3%

[ashbeeigh]

I actually worked hard today and helped close out over 50 loans. Funny thing is I will get paid the same as if I did 2 loans.

Those damn communists!

[I. Hustle]

so it was like "APPROVED APPROVED APPROVED APPROVED APPROVED...."

:lol yeah
http://www.frontiernet.net/~beatrez/Norris%20Approved.jpg

[I. Hustle]

Those damn communists!

I tell ya. Damn Bass turds

[ORION]

I'm going to pull a timvp tonight

[marini martini]

I'm going to pull a timvp tonight

Swing by and get a hit of Tussi ~ it's on the house.:santahat

[I. Hustle]

Swing by and get a hit of Tussi ~ it's on the house.:santahat

Sip sip sippin' on some sizzurp

[marini martini]

Yeah Tanqueray and chronic, well I'm f**ked up now

[LaMarcus Bryant]

140 dollar tussin, wtf?

[marini martini]

Crap, no prescript. ins.!!!! WTF happened to $2.00 Romilar w/codeine??

Issokay, I'm bottlin' it in sample perfume bottles, tying a pretty red ribbon, & giving away, as christmas gifts!!:toast

[CuckingFunt]

Best traditional flat bread: tortilla, naan, or pita? I find that my favorite tends to be whichever one I'm eating at the time.

[CuckingFunt]

And, for the record, yes I realize that was a lame fucking question, but I've got a paper due Thursday that I don't want to write. So, I'm procrastinating.

[I. Hustle]

And, for the record, yes I realize that was a lame fucking question, but I've got a paper due Thursday that I don't want to write. So, I'm procrastinating.

Cybersex?


OOOOHHHHH yeah I am touching your inner thigh. Oh yeah baby I like the way you quiver

[CuckingFunt]

Cybersex?


OOOOHHHHH yeah I am touching your inner thigh. Oh yeah baby I like the way you quiver

I said I was procrastinating, not desperate.

[I. Hustle]

I said I was procrastinating, not desperate.

AAAhhh you are no fun.

What am I going to do with all the material I had?

[CuckingFunt]

AAAhhh you are no fun.

What am I going to do with all the material I had?

Likely wouldn't have amounted to much, anyway. Peewee once started randomly cybering and it was the closest I've seen Kori come to deleting posts from The Quattro.

[I. Hustle]

Likely wouldn't have amounted to much, anyway. Peewee once started randomly cybering and it was the closest I've seen Kori come to deleting posts from The Quattro.

Well what about my cyber boner?

[marini martini]

Likely wouldn't have amounted to much, anyway. Peewee once started randomly cybering and it was the closest I've seen Kori come to deleting posts from The Quattro.

:lmao

That dum ass PeeWee!

[marini martini]

Well what about my cyber boner?

Put it where the sun don't shine snoopy!!!!!





http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm220/AnnaMollyMadison/Christmas/Snowglobes/snowglobesnoopy.jpg

[I. Hustle]

Yo Marini

[I. Hustle]

Put it where the son don't shine snoopy!!!!!





http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm220/AnnaMollyMadison/Christmas/Snowglobes/snowglobesnoopy.jpg

I didn't know you were into anal

[marini martini]

Yo Marini

Yo I Tussi:toast

[florige]

And, for the record, yes I realize that was a lame fucking question, but I've got a paper due Thursday that I don't want to write. So, I'm procrastinating.


I'm gonna make it a habit to do my papers the actual night before they are due!

[I. Hustle]

5eoR4mcOeW4

[I. Hustle]

I'm gonna make it a habit to do my papers the actual night before they are due!

Why are you interrupting my cybersex with two chicks?

[marini martini]

I'm gonna make it a habit to do my papers the actual night before they are due!

So'iz still fresh on your mind??? Sheets, upholstery, whatever???:lmao

[florige]

Why are you interrupting my cybersex with two chicks?



:lol My bad!

[I. Hustle]

So'iz still fresh on your mind??? Sheets, upholstery, whatever???:lmao

Enough with the interruptions back to the anal you were talking about

[CuckingFunt]

I'm gonna make it a habit to do my papers the actual night before they are due!

I would strongly advise against it. I like to have my papers done a week early so that I have plenty of time to revise and fine tune, but this one has been difficult for me. I just can't settle on a topic that interests me enough to last 5-6 pages.

[marini martini]

Enough with the interruptions back to the anal you were talking about

:lmao

You crack me up!!!:toast

[I. Hustle]

sFEfmbAeEDY

[CuckingFunt]

sFEfmbAeEDY

5d5GWjH_ewQ

[I. Hustle]

I think I am going to put this on my myspace page
hjXev8iMLZo

[mrsmaalox]

Crap, no prescript. ins.!!!! WTF happened to $2.00 Romilar w/codeine??

Issokay, I'm bottlin' it in sample perfume bottles, tying a pretty red ribbon, & giving away, as christmas gifts!!:toast

I've been real good this year Marini Claus! :D

[Kori Ellis]

http://mail2.someecards.com/filestorage/chris_18b.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

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[Kori Ellis]

http://mail2.someecards.com/filestorage/chris_27.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

http://mail2.someecards.com/filestorage/chris_13.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

http://mail2.someecards.com/filestorage/chris_16b.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

http://mail2.someecards.com/filestorage/chris_18.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

http://mail2.someecards.com/filestorage/chr_1.jpg

[ORION]

Well I got myself sick. No work today! But I feel like true shit

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Same here. I slept for an hour last night.

Stupid bronchitis.

[ORION]

Same here. I slept for an hour last night.

Stupid bronchitis.
Well I'm in the parking lot of the med clinic and they open at 8am. I feel like I'm dying

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I don't take anything unless it kicks my ass for several days.

I fear the antibiotica.

[ORION]

I don't take anything unless it kicks my ass for several days.

I fear the antibiotica.

I feel so bad right now I'd take an antibiotic suppository. Plus I need a good cough medicine

[timvp]

I'm going to pull a timvp tonight


Well I got myself sick.

There's only one.

Better luck next time :tu

[I. Hustle]

I feel right now I'd take an suppository.

[ORION]

There's only one.

Better luck next time :tu
Since ORION is a timvp troll we are the same

[ORION]

I'm dying how can you joke at a time like this. This walgreens stinks

[I. Hustle]

I like penis

[Dr. Gonzo]

Since ORION is a timvp troll we are the same

Does that mean you are banging Kori?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I wish I could take Nyquil. I miss it.

[I. Hustle]

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff316/not_too_happy/Purpledrank.png

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Leno's going to prime time?

And he gets paid $30 million/year?

I did not know that.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Leno is about as funny as a paper weight.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I saw him in Santa Monica doing his stand up routine a few years back. Wasn't as bad as I was expecting.

In other news, his head is the size of a Volvo.

[mrsmaalox]

So all the sick guys get to stay home? Very nice. Lots of rest and liquids (NyQuil is a good liquid).

[I. Hustle]

So all the sick guys get to stay home? Very nice. Lots of rest and liquids (NyQuil is a good liquid).

It is scientifically proven that pics of b00bs help speed up a guy's recovery.

[ATRAIN]

It is scientifically proven that pics of b00bs help speed up a guy's recovery.

DUDE trust me you dont want to see those things. You will go blind. Im still trying to recover.

[Dr. Gonzo]

You've seen her boobs?

[ATRAIN]

You've seen her boobs?

You forget the SAGITAR?

[mrsmaalox]

DUDE trust me you dont want to see those things. You will go blind. Im still trying to recover.

Recover from what? When did you see them?!

[samikeyp]

You've seen her boobs?

I have. They're real and they're spectacular.

[I. Hustle]

DUDE trust me you dont want to see those things. You will go blind. Im still trying to recover.

:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff316/not_too_happy/Purpledrank.png
my favorite flavor is red







:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

:lol I wish I could be a brainiac like Atrain

[I. Hustle]

Did you get the pics of my sweet bewbs?

yes:(

[Melmart1]

I haven't read this thread in months and have no clue what is going on, but I thought I would drop in and say ... fuck you all!

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck my fucking headache.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I haven't read this thread in months and have no clue what is going on, but I thought I would drop in and say ... fuck you all!
so that's where that dead-fish-on-a-texas-road-on-a-july-afternoon-stench is coming from. happy holidays. :toast

[I. Hustle]

Fuck my fucking headache.

Bring it over

[mrsmaalox]

I haven't read this thread in months and have no clue what is going on, but I thought I would drop in and say ... fuck you all!

And you are free to crawl back under your rock.

[Melmart1]

so that's where that dead-fish-on-a-texas-road-on-a-july-afternoon-stench is coming from. happy holidays. :toast

I'm sure these are much funnier in your head than they are once you say them.

[Melmart1]

And you are free to crawl back under your rock.

And you are free to close your legs but that hasn't coaxed you into doing it, now has it?

[CuckingFunt]

I'm sure these are much funnier in your head than they are once you say them.

Well, they couldn't possibly be less funny.

[Melmart1]

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3girls, 1bed?

:eyebrows

[ATRAIN]

And you are free to crawl back under your rock.


And you are free to close your legs but that hasn't coaxed you into doing it, now has it?

:ihit KICK HER ASS MEL!!

[I. Hustle]

Lesbonica?

[Melmart1]

Well, they couldn't possibly be less funny.

Reading a Viva quip reminds me of those old TBS commercials, where people would call in and explain a situation and ask if it was funny. They were then granted permission to laugh or not. Too bad he doesn't call them to see if his jokes are funny or not. Of course, then he would never post ...

[CuckingFunt]

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3girls, 1bed?

:eyebrows

Bed? How conventional!

[mrsmaalox]

:ihit KICK HER ASS MEL!!

Shut up and stick your nose back up her butt where it belongs.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Shut up and stick your nose back up her butt where it belongs.i guess that's why she's angry.

[ATRAIN]

Shut up and stick your nose back up her butt where it belongs.

weak like your gag reflex

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Reading a Viva quip reminds me of those old TBS commercials, where people would call in and explain a situation and ask if it was funny. They were then granted permission to laugh or not. Too bad he doesn't call them to see if his jokes are funny or not. Of course, then he would never post ...
oh my little pussyfart. how rich it is for you to explain to everyone that i need to explain my situation to find out if it's funny and you trying to make that funny. only you, my little pussyfart. :toast

[mrsmaalox]

weak like your gag reflex

Yea but my gag reflex could mop the floor with your asinine posts.

[Melmart1]

i guess that's why she's angry.

A nose isn't so big, but if I had an entire head up my ass like you do, THEN I would be angry.

[ATRAIN]

Yea but my gag reflex could mop the floor with your asinine posts.

WOW that the best you can come up with? Do yourself a favor and dont even hit reply.

[mrsmaalox]

oh my little pussyfart. how rich it is for you to explain to everyone that i need to explain my situation to find out if it's funny and you trying to make that funny. only you, my little pussyfart. :toast

Try to accept it Viva, she's funnier; you're only smarter.

[Melmart1]

Yea but my gag reflex could mop the floor with your asinine posts.

Wow, you really told him!

[samikeyp]

Shut up and stick your nose back up her butt where it belongs.

jealousy is an ugly thing.

Besides, if anyone's nose is up Mel's butt...

Its mine. :toast

[samikeyp]

Try to accept it Viva, she's funnier; you're only smarter.
well, you got the first half right.

[CuckingFunt]

Yea but my gag reflex could mop the floor

That's just common courtesy, really.

[ATRAIN]

jealousy is an ugly thing.

Besides, if anyone's nose is up Mel's butt...

Its mine. :toast

LOL.......true if Mikey says it so, then it is so!!

[mrsmaalox]

WOW that the best you can come up with? Do yourself a favor and dont even hit reply.


Wow, you really told him!

Creepy. It's like they are the same person...

[ATRAIN]

Creepy. It's like they are the same person...

Thats a complimnet. I am no where near Mel's level of badass!!

[marini martini]

Ho Ho Ho, Sounds like Christmas Past in here.

[mrsmaalox]

Thats a complimnet. I am no where near Mel's level of badass!!

Well she can spell

[Melmart1]

Creepy. It's like they are the same person...

Yeah, we are one and the same, and that makes you jealous. The only time you can become one with someone is when they get their peen stuck in your sticky vag.

[CuckingFunt]

Dammit, Mel. Mentions of pepcid's sticky vag are going to give me a weak gag reflex.

[I. Hustle]

I complimnet you on you're grammur Maalox.

[I. Hustle]

Dammit, Mel. Mentions of pepcid's sticky vag are going to give me a weak gag reflex.

lol pepcid

[ATRAIN]

Well she can spell

yeah she can and can't whats your point. I type to fast what can I say. So is THAT the best comeback you got?

[mrsmaalox]

yeah she can and can't whats your point. I type to fast what can I say. So is THAT the best comeback you got?

Atrain you keep trying and it's not gonna work. I don't want to fight you, I don't want to fuck you. Get over it!!

[Melmart1]

Dammit, Mel. Mentions of pepcid's sticky vag are going to give me a weak gag reflex.

OK, so add that to 'ashbeeigh's gape' as things that make CF want to ralph. Got it. :angel

[florige]

yeah she can and can't whats your point. I type to fast what can I say. So is THAT the best comeback you got?


Atrain you keep trying and it's not gonna work. I don't want to fight you, I don't want to fuck you. Get over it!!



Damn and you two were starting to sorta get along at least some....

[CuckingFunt]

Atrain you keep trying and it's not gonna work.

Clearly, it will.

[CuckingFunt]

OK, so add that to 'ashbeeigh's gape' as things that make CF want to ralph. Got it. :angel

Dammit!!

[ATRAIN]

Atrain you keep trying and it's not gonna work. I don't want to fight you, I don't want to fuck you. Get over it!!

hahah bullshit and bullshit. You were begging me to dust the cob webs off your nasty cooch a few months ago. You even stalked me in every thread I was in. Everyone saw it but the denial game is fun I guess.

[ATRAIN]

Damn and you two were starting to sorta get along at least some....

LOL SORTA get a long? Its a love hate thing........I love to hate her.

[mrsmaalox]

hahah bullshit and bullshit. You were begging me to dust the cob webs off your nasty cooch a few months ago. You even stalked me in every thread I was in. Everyone saw it but the denial game is fun I guess.

oh man you are crazy........about me :D

[florige]

LOL SORTA get a long? Its a love hate thing........I love to hate her.


Well at least co-exist with each other. The Quattro brings out all the bad shit between you two.....:lol

[ATRAIN]

oh man you are crazy........I still want you to fuck my nasty snizz

[ATRAIN]

^^^ thanks but the answer is still no Matlock!!

[I. Hustle]

Fight Fight Fight!!

[mrsmaalox]

Fight Fight Fight!!

Nah no fight here. He's like a 5th grader; he has a huge crush on me, I don't feel the same way, so he has to run around acting like he hates me and trying to make everyone think that he's the one rejecting me. I think it's very obvious to most people. :rolleyes

[ATRAIN]

Nah no fight here. He's like a 5th grader; he has a huge crush on me, I don't feel the same way, so he has to run around acting like he hates me and trying to make everyone think that he's the one rejecting me. I think it's very obvious to most people. :rolleyes

HAHA yeah ok if that helps you sleep at night. I know the truth.

[CuckingFunt]

I think it's very obvious to most people. :rolleyes

I can pretty well guarantee no one gives a fuck.

[mrsmaalox]

I can pretty well guarantee no one gives a fuck.

Well yea! That's why it's so stupid that he keeps doing it!

[ATRAIN]

Well yea! That's why it's so stupid that he keeps doing it!

your one delusional dumb fuck

[samikeyp]

I haven't read this thread in months and have no clue what is going on, but I thought I would drop in and say ... fuck you all!

Can I be first? :)

[samikeyp]

LOL.......true if Mikey says it so, then it is so!!

So let it be written, so let it be done.

[I. Hustle]

Lunch was short

[ATRAIN]

Lunch was short

Your bff Orion is MIA today? What did you do to him?

[I. Hustle]

Your bff Orion is MIA today? What did you do to him?

His guzzled too much and now his throat is swollen

[ATRAIN]

His guzzled too much and now his throat is swollen

Figured he always does that

[I. Hustle]

Figured he always does that

Some people just don't know when to say when.

[ATRAIN]

Some people just don't know when to say when.

Well Orion loves the cock too much

[ORION]

I haven't read this thread in months and have no clue what is going on, but I thought I would drop in and say ... fuck you all!

And where have you been?!

[ORION]

Does that mean you are banging Kori?

No I'm the alter ego. Timvp is the nice, loving one

[I. Hustle]

How's your throat?

[to21]

Awww....it's almost nostalgic in here.

[ATRAIN]

Awww....it's almost nostalgic in here.

Yeah it was for a bit, now if we could get the vaca out of here it would be even better.

[ORION]

How's your throat?

I was sucking on you abuela's labia too long. My throat got sore and her labia got to 3 feet in length

[I. Hustle]

I was sucking on you abuela's labia too long. My throat got sore and her labia got to 3 feet in length

Good going my abuela just died :depressed

[ORION]

Good going my abuela just died :depressed

I know I was at the funeral taking off the rings on her fingers. Damn cheap 10ct gold ring

[I. Hustle]

I know I was at the funeral taking off the rings on her fingers. Damn cheap 10ct gold ring

Good going I bought her those rings when I was just a little guy :depressed

[ORION]

Good going I bought her those rings when I was just a little guy :depressed

Well you had bad taste then. Probably still do because I saw you wearing a powder blue suit at the funeral.

[I. Hustle]

Well you had bad taste then. Probably still do because I saw you wearing a powder blue suit at the funeral.

It was her favorite color. She bought it for me:depressed

[mrsmaalox]

Dammit you guys are cold! Mom smack is one thing, but abuelita smack? Ya'll have no class, at all!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

it's Poop:30

[mrsmaalox]

Lunch was short

Too bad. Mine was long, relaxed; dined al fresco on this beautiful day. And no bald guys checking up on me. :)

[ORION]

It was her favorite color. She bought it for me:depressed

She only told you that. She was color blind because of ...an "accident" late at night when something shot into her eye

[Melmart1]

And where have you been?!

Been busy. But I always come by and say hi to my fellow alumni. Royals por vida!

[I. Hustle]

Been busy. But I always come by and say hi to my fellow alumni. Jotos por vida!

I found a pic of Orion and ATRAIN

http://msp97.photobucket.com/albums/l232/justinmusicman/CartoonJoto.jpg

[samikeyp]

Been busy. But I always come by and say hi to my fellow alumni. Royals por vida!

Or those of us she shares a secret hideout with.

BTW...we are low on pretzels Mel and its your turn. :toast

[Melmart1]

Or those of us she shares a secret hideout with.

BTW...we are low on pretzels Mel and its your turn. :toast

I have a recipe to make giant soft pretzels. I'll bring those.

[ORION]

Been busy. But I always come by and say hi to my fellow alumni. Royals por vida!

4 life and Trainwreck has been giving Royals a bad name

[Melmart1]

4 life and Trainwreck has been giving Royals a bad name

Worse than usual? How so?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

baseball is the single most boring sport ever. i'd rather watch golf.

[samikeyp]

I have a recipe to make giant soft pretzels. I'll bring those.

Excellent.

I will bring the hot mustard.

[ORION]

Worse than usual? How so?
Vagina. He can't get any. Hey did you know St.Pauls has a football team. How is your brother?

[I. Hustle]

Vagina. He can't get any. Hey did you know St.Pauls has a football team. How is your brother? Is he still hot?

[Melmart1]

Vagina. He can't get any. Hey did you know St.Pauls has a football team. How is your brother?

We already knew he couldnt get any. And no, I didn't know they had a football team. That must be one of the shortest football teams ever, at least if the kids were as short as they were when I was there.

My brother is good. He is at Ft. Hood and he just bought a house in some podunk-sounding town near there.

[Trainwreck2100]

It's rude to talk about someone when they are not around

[I. Hustle]

We already knew he couldnt get any. And no, I didn't know they had a football team. That must be one of the shortest football teams ever, at least if the kids were as short as they were when I was there.

My brother is good. He is at Ft. Hood and he just bought a house in some podunk-sounding town near there.

How podunk? Temple, Harker Heights, Killeen, Belton?

What does he do there at Ft. Hood?

[Trainwreck2100]

Does anybody know a girl named Tenille Fountain cause i found her debit card

Stupid girl is lucky one with such high moral character as myself found it and proceeded to cancel it.

[ashbeeigh]

Does anybody know a girl named Tenille Fountain cause i found her debit card
.

It's maalox's stripper name. We should probably get that back to her ASAP. We don't want her husband to find out she has a separate account for "special activities."

[ORION]

It's rude to talk about someone when they are not around

oh I'm sorry. We should start a St.Paul's club or gang. Trainwreck make something happen.

[ORION]

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ORION, Kori Ellis

Someone is in trouble .....

[ShoogarBear]

have no clue what is going on,

So, nothing new in your life, eh?

[Trainwreck2100]

Thanks goodness you finally told everyone, Midge! Now I don't have to remember not to mention it on here. Not that I have been around much lately, :lol but at least I can say congrats publicly now!


Loved? Midge was a prick hahaha but then again so is this steven character. I already told you and sil congrats but ill say it publicly congrats Steven and Sandra. Sandra if he gets out of line remember call me and ill kick his ass.


I have one but it's not romantic at all.

It was the day after my second car accident because I'm a drunk bastard and I decided to check myself into a rehab clinic in the hill country. I had purchased a ring a few weeks back and was waiting for her birthday but I was going to end up missing it. So in all my soreness and pain of my rollover, I got down on one knee in our bedroom and proposed. She said yes.

I'm blessed to have such an incredible person in my life that decided to stick with my shit one last time and support me while I went to get help for my problem. I wasn't able to propose the way I planned to do it but it happened the way it was supposed to happen.


Betrayal thy name is midge, you inconsiderate bastard, how dare you not inform me of your nuptual, instead i must find out like some common noob. A pox on you sir a pox i says

[I. Hustle]

p00p

[mrsmaalox]

Baby it's cold outside!

[I. Hustle]

Baby it's cold outside!

I've got to go away

[mrsmaalox]

I've got to go away

Forever?

[I. Hustle]

Forever?

I thought you were singing the song. Neeeeevermind.

[mrsmaalox]

My brain is still kinda fuzzy.

[to21]

I love this weather!!!

Bitches!!!

[to21]

Trail mix is good....

[I. Hustle]

I love this weather!!!

Bitches!!!

So do I!!!!

SLUTS!!!

[to21]

Especially with a grape flavored AMP....

[to21]

My hammer stays semi hard when it's cold like this.

ALL. DAY. LONG.

[mrsmaalox]

I love this weather!!!

Bitches!!!

It's very nice for staying in bed. I may stay here all day. I did get up to fix myself a thermos of coffee so I could stay here as long as possible.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

It's very nice for staying in bed. I may stay here all day. I did get up to fix myself a thermos of coffee so I could stay here as long as possible.
lazy mexican. excuse me. lazy mexican't

[mrsmaalox]

lazy mexican. excuse me. lazy mexican't

Ha!! you know you'd trade places with me in a heartbeat!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ha!! you know you'd trade places with me in a heartbeat!
not today

FREE OFFICE BREAKFAST BURRITOS TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!

[I. Hustle]

not today

FREE OFFICE BREAKFAST BURRITOS TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn I am hungry and they didn't bring us jack

[to21]

The guy that used to bring us do-nuts every other day had a heart attack last Friday.

:pctoss

[mrsmaalox]

not today

FREE OFFICE BREAKFAST BURRITOS TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn you're easy. It would take at least a patty melt to get me out of here. Like the one Rachel Ray is making right now.

[to21]

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Ladies, I'll be the meat between a tit sammich.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The guy that used to bring us do-nuts every other day had a heart attack last Friday.

:pctoss
damn. i don't know if you're more upset over no donuts or over his heart attack.

[to21]

damn. i don't know if you're more upset over no donuts or over his heart attack.Nah, of course I hope he get's better..................so he can bring me my fucking donuts.

[jman3000]

My top 3 reasons for hating winter:

1) When you sit on the toilet it's cold as all fuck.

2) When you take a shower, that first little blast of water is cold as all fuck.

3) When you wait for your car's heater to warm up your car, it's cold as all fuck.

[ATRAIN]

My top 3 reasons for hating winter:

1) When you sit on the toilet it's cold as all fuck.

2) When you take a shower, that first little blast of water is cold as all fuck.

3) When you wait for your car's heater to warm up your car, it's cold as all fuck.

cold as fuck = shrinkage

[I. Hustle]

I just ate yesterday and now I am hungry again wtf?

[ashbeeigh]

My top 3 reasons for hating winter:

1) When you sit on the toilet it's cold as all fuck.

2) When you take a shower, that first little blast of water is cold as all fuck.

3) When you wait for your car's heater to warm up your car, it's cold as all fuck.

1) Sounds like a personal issue

2)-Wait for the water to warm up before you get in

3)-Get heated seats.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://uploads.imagup.com/07/1228936544_snot.gif

[I. Hustle]

WTF?! Why would someone be cool with that?

[Dr. Gonzo]

It's probably a porno chick.

They do anything for money.

[florige]

It's probably a porno chick.

They do anything for money.



I saw this porn the other day that will guarantee to make you vomit Steve-O!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

wow. i actually watched that twice

[Dr. Gonzo]

I saw this porn the other day that will guarantee to make you vomit Steve-O!

Impossible.

I have yet to see a porn that grosses me out and I have seen some FUCKED up stuff.

Real fucked up shit.

[ShoogarBear]

I was going to post this in the other thread, but that wouldn't have been appropriate.

Hey, SilBlack! One word: prenup.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I need the prenup, not her.


Actually, who am I kidding? I don't have shit.

[T Park]

Hey Jman


just curious, how come when you show up at BWW with your laptop you don't say jackshit to me, not a hi, fuck you, get fucked, burn in hell honkey cracka, nothing.

[ShoogarBear]

I need the prenup, not her.


Actually, who am I kidding? I don't have shit.

Yes, I'm protecting her interests.

[ShoogarBear]

Although you are probably at risk for being on the receiving end of domestic abuse.

[T Park]

Shoogar is so thoughtfull.

[T Park]

Although you are probably at risk for being on the receiving end of domestic abuse.


He might actually like it.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Although you are probably at risk for being on the receiving end of domestic abuse.

QFT

She scares me.


HELP!

[T Park]

QFT

She scares me.


HELP!



That one GTG when the waiter was slow with her drink she did utter something about "having to choke a bitch"

[ShoogarBear]

That one GTG when the waiter was slow with her drink she did utter something about "having to choke a bitch"

Oh, man. That would be hot.

[Dr. Gonzo]

That one GTG when the waiter was slow with her drink she did utter something about "having to choke a bitch"

haha

That sounds just like her.


HELP!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

UPDATE


ok. thought i'd share this with everyone. this guy was fired here at my work yesterday or the day before. he was initially boning another employee here and that's how he got in here. well after he got hired, he dumped her. he'd been here between 2 to 4 months. the chick he dumped mentioned to another employee that he had a record. turned out he had a rap sheet that could choke a small horse and this new eventually hit the higher ups. they did a background check and it turns out he's a felon. battery, assault, theft, credit card theft, parole violation, you name it. so they canned him. in his desk they found invoices with credit card numbers. coincidentally one of our customers mentioned to the same chick he dumped that weird charges were showing up on her account after she gave us her credit card info. guess who took that order? that was act I
so today we told him to pick up his check. something we always do, but the cops were waiting. they lured him in here then led the cops were he was. they cuffed him and pretty much paraded him throughout the whollllle building in cuffs.............................all while the company owner took pics from the time the cops met up with this dude to the time he was put in the cruiser.

'tis the season.

http://www.dallascounty.org/jaillookup/show_image.do;jsessionid=156EC51641C9988091E923086 073832D.dcapp1?url=https://www.ais.dallascounty.org/ais_dx/ReadPhoto.aspx?width=200&personid=c600ec95-019b-8dcc-d6df-d801ae4ba17f&key=F600BE95-AAFA-42C5-EF3F-2ACEE946A4BA
http://www.dallascounty.org/jaillookup/defendant_detail.do?recno=c600ec95-019b-8dcc-d6df-d801ae4ba17f&bookinNumber=08094928&bookinDate=1228636080000&dob=1973-06-15&lastName=WOODS&firstName=RODERICK&sex=Male&race=Black

[Viva Las Espuelas]

turns out the owner shot video off of his camera. he also stole from employees here. he rented a car off someone's credit card. the same guy that loaned him $200. things are popping up little by little.

[mrsmaalox]

turns out the owner shot video off of his camera. he also stole from employees here. he rented a car off someone's credit card. the same guy that loaned him $200. things are popping up little by little.

That's the shirt guy?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's the shirt guy?
yep

[T Park]

Steven just remember to say no bro! Stay strong!!

[mrsmaalox]

T Park was here?! Cool. I like it when random people show up in here. It's so much nicer than when some people try to claim the place and decide who belongs, who's smart enough, witty enough, mean enough, etc. Kinda like my friend Vicky's house in college; any one could stop by, have a smoke, have a laugh, drop some change in the joint jar and be on their merry way :toast

[I. Hustle]

T Park was here?! Cool. I'm going to go play with my old dildo now. Kinda like my friend Vicky's house in college; any one could stop by, have a smoke, have a laugh, drop some change in the joint jar and be on their merry way :toast

[mrsmaalox]

That was just dumb!

[ashbeeigh]

T Park was here?! Cool. I like it when random people show up in here. It's so much nicer than when some people try to claim the place and decide who belongs, who's smart enough, witty enough, mean enough, etc. Kinda like my friend Vicky's house in college; any one could stop by, have a smoke, have a laugh, drop some change in the joint jar and be on their merry way :toast

He's made a few appearances in the quattro, not always well taken.

[I. Hustle]

I like to fart when noone is around!

[Silver21_Black20]

I was going to post this in the other thread, but that wouldn't have been appropriate.

Hey, SilBlack! One word: prenup.

Will you be my second husband?

[I. Hustle]

I like to pick my nose and stick my boogers under the nearest table.

[T Park]

T Park was here?! Cool. I like it when random people show up in here. It's so much nicer than when some people try to claim the place and decide who belongs, who's smart enough, witty enough, mean enough, etc. Kinda like my friend Vicky's house in college; any one could stop by, have a smoke, have a laugh, drop some change in the joint jar and be on their merry way :toast


:lol

I didn't know you thought of me so nicely.

Sorry, lately I've been in the best of moods. No idea why :) heheheehe

[mrsmaalox]

I like to be around where mrsmaalox has farted and then I look for ashbeeigh's boogers under tables and eat them

[CuckingFunt]

T Park was here?! Cool. I like it when random people show up in here. It's so much nicer than when some people try to claim the place and decide who belongs, who's smart enough, witty enough, mean enough, etc. Kinda like my friend Vicky's house in college; any one could stop by, have a smoke, have a laugh, drop some change in the joint jar and be on their merry way :toast

Way, WAY too seriously.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol

I didn't know you thought of me so nicely.

Sorry, lately I've been in the best of moods. No idea why :) heheheehe
i guess you've got your meat marinated lately.

[mrsmaalox]

Way, WAY too seriously.

Way, WAY too uptight.

[ORION]

My head has been cloudy all day so it kind of makes me focus on work. My brain is not racing in 10 different directions at once. oh holy shit ! Is this what it feels like to be focused? I must have ADD

[mrsmaalox]

:lol

I didn't know you thought of me so nicely.

Sorry, lately I've been in the best of moods. No idea why :) heheheehe

Whoa boy, try not to get too excited! I like everybody ;) :lol

[ORION]

Whoa boy, try not to get too excited! I like everybody ;) :lol

no comment

[CuckingFunt]

Way, WAY too uptight.

If you say so. I'm not the one still bitching about the "Quattro Elite" six months after anyone last gave a fuck.

[ORION]

If you say so. I'm not the one still bitching about the "Quattro Elite" six months after anyone last gave a fuck.

What is this Elite ? Can I shave my privates with it ?

[T Park]

Whoa boy, try not to get too excited! I like everybody ;) :lol

:lol

All I said was you thought of me nicely.

I think someone took that comment a tad overboard

[CuckingFunt]

What is this Elite ? Can I shave my privates with it ?

I'd imagine so, if one were so inclined.

[T Park]

i guess you've got your meat marinated lately.


Uh no.

What is it with this forum and its obsession with sex?

[ORION]

I'd imagine so, if one were so inclined.

Could I possibly shave a Lighting Bolt into my pubes with it