Free Quattro Razor (17)

[mrsmaalox]

There's some pretty chatty birds running around this place.

[ORION]

Look ! Girls don't have boobs unless they can provide proof....visible proof !

[Viva Las Espuelas]

There's some pretty chatty birds running around this place.
go dry your crack!

[ORION]

go dry your crack!

yeah go Spackle your crack

[ashbeeigh]

Look ! Girls don't have boobs unless they can provide proof....visible proof !

You've got to go to a gtg my boob loving friend to see the proof.

[mrsmaalox]

go dry your crack!

Damn! See if I ever tell you anything ever again :oops

[I. Hustle]

Yeah go wax your crack

[ORION]

You've got to go to a gtg my boob loving friend to see the proof.

I'm talking all women in general, but I will make it to one. However I will not look at boobs but rather let everyone enjoy my company.

[mrsmaalox]

yeah go Spackle your crack

You go fly a kite!

[ORION]

as long as we are on the topic. my has the 2 top buttons undone on her shirt and they are just there looking at me. They are ridiculous !!!!!!!!

[I. Hustle]

Your what?

[I. Hustle]

I'm talking all women in general, but I will make it to one. However I will not look at boobs but rather let everyone enjoy my company.

I am not going to lie. If I go I am looking at b00bs

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah go wax your crack

Go wax your own, goat butt!

[I. Hustle]

There's some pretty chatty birds running around this place.

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e195/samantha190806/Smilies/birdie.gif

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You guys should all have my job! :spin
a spackler?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

as long as we are on the topic. my has the 2 top buttons undone on her shirt and they are just there looking at me. They are ridiculous !!!!!!!!
it's pretty bleak around here at my work.

[mrsmaalox]

it's pretty bleak around here at my work.

You should show your boobs :D

[ORION]

it's pretty bleak around here at my work.

seriously if I could turn off my camera click I would post the hell out of her boobs because they are so wonderful

[mrsmaalox]

Oh,and the pot roast cooking in my kitchen smells divine :drool:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

seriously if I could turn off my camera click I would post the hell out of her boobs because they are so wonderful
just sneeze or cough.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh,and the pot roast cooking in my kitchen smells divine :drool:
at least something is overpowering your crack sweat.

[I. Hustle]

No boobage here. The ones worth scoping out are all covered :depressed


On a side note the fam and I went to some place called dzt or zdt or some shit out in Selma this weekend and at the table next to ours there was this college ( I think) girl studying and she had this low cut top with the jublees just wanting to jump out and play. If it wasn’t for that the place would have totally sucked.

[I. Hustle]

Oh,and the pot roast cooking in my kitchen smells divine :drool:

Make me a sammich!

[mrsmaalox]

at least something is overpowering your crack sweat.

You really need to just worry about your own problems and leave my crack alone.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No boobage here. The ones worth scoping out are all covered :depressed


just go to the Hot Girl thread in the Trolls forum.

[ORION]

No boobage here. The ones worth scoping out are all covered :depressed


On a side note the fam and I went to some place called dzt or zdt or some shit out in Selma this weekend and at the table next to ours there was this college ( I think) girl studying and she had this low cut top with the jublees just wanting to jump out and play. If it wasn’t for that the place would have totally sucked.

ZDT's is in seguin. I've been there a few times

[ORION]

just go to the Hot Girl thread in the Trolls forum.

you can never have enough threads about boobs

[ORION]

Has anyone seen the Dewy Cox story walking hard ?

[Tom,Dick&Harry]

just go to the Hot Girl thread in the Trolls forum.

The Rate Her thread is much better.

[I. Hustle]

ZDT's is in seguin. I've been there a few times

SEGUIN! I knew it was one of those places that starts with an S.


I was bored to death... then revived by the power of b00bs

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The Rate Her thread is much better.bigger doesn't always mean better, jefferson, nixon, and truman

[Viva Las Espuelas]

SEGUIN! I knew it was one of those places that starts with an S.


I was bored to death... then revived by the power of b00bs
too bad all boobs aren't built alike.

[ORION]

SEGUIN! I knew it was one of those places that starts with an S.


I was bored to death... then revived by the power of b00bs

you drove all the way from SA to Seguin just to go to ZDT's ?

[ORION]

too bad all boobs aren't built alike.

Thats what makes them great. I'm always thinking "I wonder what they look like" so if they all looked alike then I'd never ask that question

[mrsmaalox]

you can never have enough threads about boobs

I disagree.

[ORION]

I disagree.

what about man boobs

[ORION]

Dewy Cox !

[ashbeeigh]

On a side note the fam and I went to some place called dzt or zdt or some shit out in Selma this weekend and at the table next to ours there was this college ( I think) girl studying and she had this low cut top with the jublees just wanting to jump out and play. If it wasn’t for that the place would have totally sucked.

Bet you a million dollars I know the chick.

[I. Hustle]

you drove all the way from SA to Seguin just to go to ZDT's ?

We had the day and someone who I now think hates me recommended it. It really isn't all that far.

[mrsmaalox]

what about man boobs

especially man boobs

[I. Hustle]

Bet you a million dollars I know the chick.

Oh yeah? How?

[I. Hustle]

especially man boobs

Besides, they are called m00bs

[ORION]

Oh yeah? How?

:lol
You were checking out ashbeeigh ! She works there

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Thats what makes them great. I'm always thinking "I wonder what they look like" so if they all looked alike then I'd never ask that question
my reply was in response to the the "revive"ness quality of boobs that hustle witness.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol
You were checking out ashbeeigh ! She works there that's what i was thinking.

[I. Hustle]

:lol
You were checking out ashbeeigh ! She works there

If she was an employee she was not on duty. Plus she has dark hair

[mrsmaalox]

If she was an employee she was not on duty. Plus she has dark hair

Did you check her roots?

[I. Hustle]

Did you check her roots?

The only reason I saw that she had hair was because I accidently looked up for a second.

[ORION]

We had the day and someone who I now think hates me recommended it. It really isn't all that far.

maybe not far but not worth the drive. I live about 5-10 minutes from ZDT's

[ORION]

my reply was in response to the the "revive"ness quality of boobs that hustle witness.

I just like talking about boobs

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I just like talking about boobs
:toast

[I. Hustle]

Bet you a million dollars I know the chick.

http://pro.corbis.com/images/CB043542.jpg?size=572&uid=%7BA356E7F0-2468-4E90-B7BA-3160BBF47E98%7D

[I. Hustle]

maybe not far but not worth the drive. I live about 5-10 minutes from ZDT's

No not at all. The boy is 4 though so he had an ok time.
There were a few MILF's there but not too many

[I. Hustle]

I just like talking about boobs

Who the hell don't?!

[I. Hustle]

Does this sound like fun to anyone? It looks stupid to me.

http://werunsanantonio.com/running-a-tab

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Does this sound like fun to anyone? It looks stupid to me.

http://werunsanantonio.com/running-a-tab
all the bouncing sweaty boobs won't look stupid.

[ORION]

Who the hell don't?!


I disagree.

[ORION]

all the bouncing sweaty boobs won't look stupid.

Mijo, you make me proud

[ashbeeigh]

Oh yeah? How?

There's a club for girls with big boobs. We're both members.

[ORION]

"I've had it with all this crap! All you care about is fruit and touching yourself. Well, fuck you!"

[ORION]

Steven have you seen Dewey Cox walking hard?

[I. Hustle]

There's a club for girls with big boobs. We're both members.

Oh :depressed
I thought you could get pics. Well do I get the million dollars from you then?

[I. Hustle]

Steven have you seen Dewey Cox walking hard?

Dewey Cox? That sounds like the clap.

[mrsmaalox]

Who the hell don't?!

I only like talking about my boobs! :spin

[I. Hustle]

I only like talking about my boobs! :spin

Let's chat.

[ORION]

Dewey Cox? That sounds like the clap.

watch the movie. Its pretty f'ing hilarious

[mrsmaalox]

Does this sound like fun to anyone? It looks stupid to me.

http://werunsanantonio.com/running-a-tab

Running is okay, but not fun. Are they running to bars? I wouldn't think it would be fun to run drunk.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Running is okay, but not fun. Are they running to bars? I wouldn't think it would be fun to run drunk.bouncing, sweaty, inebriated boobs.

[I. Hustle]

Running is okay, but not fun. Are they running to bars? I wouldn't think it would be fun to run drunk.

Yeah they are bar hopping

[I. Hustle]

bouncing, sweaty, inebriated boobs.

Stop it! Your giving me a Dewey Cox.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Stop it! Your giving me a Dewey Cox.
a little creepy there.

[ORION]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/custom/18/1185718.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

Steven have you seen Dewey Cox walking hard?

Never have.

[mrsmaalox]

bouncing, sweaty, inebriated boobs.

just stay away from the ass crack sweat

[Viva Las Espuelas]

just stay away from the ass crack sweatthat's your department.

[I. Hustle]

just stay away from the ass crack sweat

You could bottle that stuff and sell it. Hunters could use it.

[mrsmaalox]

You could bottle that stuff and sell it. Hunters could use it.

Probably. Some of the men it attracts are animals.

[ORION]

Never have.

I'm sure WeeWee has. where is that commie bastard?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

flying monkeys

[ORION]

Theo: [Dewey's band breaking up] Dewey, are you sayin' you don't need us no more?
Dewey Cox: Not unless you can open your minds... and learn to play the fucking theremin.
Theo: [there's a silence between the group] FUCK YOU DEWEY!
Dave: Yeah, fuck you Dewey! In twenty years, not once have you thrown a woman my way. You don't think we like cheating on our wives too?
Sam: And you never once paid for drugs! Not once!
Dave: You pay that chimp more than you pay us! I had to borrow from the chimp to get a mortgage on my house!
Theo: And those stupid siamese glass cats you get us every year for Christmas! I don't want anymore siamese glass cats!
Dewey Cox: The siamese cat is a symbol of mobility in Ancient Egypt.
Sam: Fuck mobility!
Dave: Fuck Ancient Egypt!
Theo: ...Fuck cats!
Sam: And you never paid for drugs. Not... once.
Dave: [angrily] You slept with my wife!
Theo: You slept with me too! And I've had confused feelings about that for ten years now!
Sam: And you never ONCE paid for drugs!... Not once.

[ORION]

Darlene: You know I suffer the same temptations you do. Sometimes when I'm lyin' in bed, I ache for a man's touch... and by a man's touch, I mean a penis in my vagina.

[I. Hustle]

:corn:

It's like I'm watching it

[Viva Las Espuelas]

not the same effect. it's kinda like watching a quadriplegic twister match.

[ORION]

I just saw it for the first time the other day and found myself laughing very hard. I normally do not laugh that hard at movies. I watched one of my all time favorites the other day too, Spies Like Us

[ORION]

:corn:

It's like I'm watching it

you better watch it or you'll get it :nutkick:

[I. Hustle]

I'll watch it. Maybe I can talk Maalox or Marini or Ash into coming over to gimme a blow j while i am watching it to give it some extra kick.

[ORION]

I'll watch it. Maybe I can talk Maalox or Marini or Ash into coming over to gimme a blow j while i am watching it to give it some extra kick.

yeah just ask them. it should be cool

[I. Hustle]

yeah just ask them. it should be cool

Yeah I figured as much. It has never been a problem before.

[ashbeeigh]

yeah just ask them. it should be cool

I told you, you have to ask JB first!

[I. Hustle]

I told you, you have to ask JB first!

Where are my pics of that chick?!


You duckin' me?!

[ashbeeigh]

Where are my pics of that chick?!


You duckin' me?!

What chick? The ZDT chick? Was she wearing a green, pink, blue or dark blue shirt? It would help my search.

[jman3000]

a little birdy told me jman was an asshole.

I'm nothing but a gentleman. Always have been, always will be.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm nothing but a gentleman. Always have been, always will be.

Aww. what a liar.





j/k

[ShoogarBear]

This thread sucks.

[ashbeeigh]

This thread sucks.

you suck. And not just for beating me this week in fantasy basketball so far.

[I. Hustle]

What chick? The ZDT chick? Was she wearing a green, pink, blue or dark blue shirt? It would help my search.

IDK? Dark blue?

[ORION]

This thread sucks.

and shoog swallows

[ORION]

so I got stuck using the handicapped shower this morning ....... the F'ing opening to the shower is about 5 feet wide but they have a 3 foot curtain....do the math ....

[marini martini]

so I got stuck using the handicapped shower this morning ....... the F'ing opening to the shower is about 5 feet wide but they have a 3 foot curtain....do the math ....


http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f177/einalbert/Ohpen-txt-ruler.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

so I got stuck using the handicapped shower this morning ....... the F'ing opening to the shower is about 5 feet wide but they have a 3 foot curtain....do the math ....

Um, you couldn't see over the curtain?

[ORION]

Um, you couldn't see over the curtain?

woman I am 6'2" and I can see over if I want but I'm talking curtain width. There is about a foot opening on each side of the curtain.

[I. Hustle]

so I got stuck using the handicapped shower this morning ....... the F'ing opening to the shower is about 5 feet wide but they have a 3 foot curtain....do the math ....

Nah I hate math

[I. Hustle]

At least the shower worked. At my gym the water barely trickles down and when it does it's ice cold.

[ORION]

At least the shower worked. At my gym the water barely trickles down and when it does it's ice cold.

sounds like the YMCA. Probably got some Calcium build up in the shower head. Take the vinegar out of your douche that you keep in your gym bag and soak that shower head.

[mrsmaalox]

woman I am 6'2" and I can see over if I want but I'm talking curtain width. There is about a foot opening on each side of the curtain.

6'2" huh? :eyebrows

I thought you meant the curtain was 5 ft wide and 3 ft tall. With any luck at all some of those well endowed women you work with know how to silence their camera phones!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm nothing but a gentleman. Always have been, always will be.

half dollar.....but super pink

[I. Hustle]

sounds like the YMCA. Probably got some Calcium build up in the shower head. Take the vinegar out of your douche that you keep in your gym bag and soak that shower head.

It's the Gold's gym on Fredricksburg by 410. I don't use vinegar I use a mixture of bleach, water, and rose petals. It gives me fresh smelling blonde pubes.

[I. Hustle]

6'2" huh? :eyebrows

I thought you meant the curtain was 5 ft wide and 3 ft tall. With any luck at all some of those well endowed women you work with know how to silence their camera phones!

No 6'2" is how wide he is. He was complaining because he barely fit in the 5 foot opening.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I just saw it for the first time the other day and found myself laughing very hard. I normally do not laugh that hard at movies. I watched one of my all time favorites the other day too, Spies Like Us

Soulfinga!

[mrsmaalox]

No 6'2" is how wide he is. He was complaining because he barely fit in the 5 foot opening.

:tu Got it!

[mrsmaalox]

It's the Gold's gym on Fredricksburg by 410. I don't use vinegar I use a mixture of bleach, water, and rose petals. It gives me fresh smelling blonde pubes.

Douching is unnecessary unless you are really nasty and skanky.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No 6'2" is how wide he is. He was complaining because he barely fit in the 5 foot opening.i saw a woman yesterday that was about 5'cubed.

[I. Hustle]

Douching is unnecessary unless you are really nasty and skanky.

and I am

[I. Hustle]

i saw a woman yesterday that was about 5'cubed.

That was no woman. That was Orion. He must have lost weight. Good job O!

[mrsmaalox]

i saw a woman yesterday that was about 5'cubed.

You didn't touch her did you?!?!

[ORION]

6'2" huh? :eyebrows

I thought you meant the curtain was 5 ft wide and 3 ft tall. With any luck at all some of those well endowed women you work with know how to silence their camera phones!

The showers are practically in the middle of the building so sometimes I'll be standing there in just my underwear and some dude will come in and push the door wide open giving any woman who walks by a free peek. I laugh and I don't care

[ORION]

That was no woman. That was Orion. He must have lost weight. Good job O!

I'm only 195lbs ,you gaylord

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You didn't touch her did you?!?!
nope. i was afraid.

[The Moon]

wassup?

[mrsmaalox]

...... I laugh and I don't care
:lol tosses caution to the wind

[I. Hustle]

I'm only 195lbs of gaylord

Are the other 300 pound homo?

[mrsmaalox]

The showers are practically in the middle of the building so sometimes I'll be standing there in just my underwear and some dude will come in and push the door wide open giving any woman who walks by a free peek. I laugh and I don't care

And I wonder if ladies ever walk by and wonder, "Why is that dude always standing there in his underwear laughing?" :huh

[mrsmaalox]

nope. i was afraid.

Good boy!!

[ORION]

:lol tosses caution to the wind

I'm stand there changing and boom the door flys open and I'm like "SHIT!" then I laugh because its pretty funny but I wish it was the other way around so I'll walk back and forth in front of the women's restroom all day

[I. Hustle]

And I wonder if ladies ever walk by and wonder, "Why is that dude always standing there in his underwear laughing?" :huh

:lol That actually made me laugh

[I. Hustle]

I'm stand there changing and boom the door flys open and I'm like "SHIT!" then I laugh because its pretty funny but I wish it was the other way around so I'll walk back and forth in front of the women's restroom all day

I would just pull up a chair

[ORION]

Are the other 300 pound homo?

thats the total weight when your madre is on top of me

[I. Hustle]

thats the total weight when your madre is on top of me

:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Good boy!!
boy?!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4i4dKm39nK4/SKItfvU6dKI/AAAAAAAACCs/gcpitCNkHQU/s1600-h/george_jefferson.jpghttp://www.pagine70.com/1/telefilm/images/jeffersons.jpg
who you calling boy?

[ORION]

:lol That actually made me laugh

you laugh but that's exactly what happens, but I'm not always standing there in my underwear.

[I. Hustle]

I wish we had a gym here. Since we snagged Wachovia they are talking about moving us to a bigger building. I keep throwing the gym idea out there.

[ORION]

I wish we had a gym here. Since we snagged Wachovia they are talking about moving us to a bigger building. I keep throwing the gym idea out there.

We got lucky because the owner was getting "large" and had to get healthy so he did some remolding of the other building and put a weight room.

[mrsmaalox]

you laugh but that's exactly what happens, but I'm not always standing there in my underwear.

What a scare that would be!

http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/115713.jpg

[I. Hustle]

We got lucky because the owner was getting "large" and had to get healthy so he did some remolding of the other building and put a weight room.

The big boss here is a lady but she is in shape.

[ORION]

The big boss here is a lady but she is in shape.

she sounds hot

[I. Hustle]

she sounds hot

Not really. She does have big b00bs though.

[I. Hustle]

Nobody wants to post in here? Fine then I am going to lunch.

[CuckingFunt]

The level of suck in this thread is pretty high this morning.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

thanks for spreading it to the afternoon

[ORION]

Not really. She does have big b00bs though.

she sounds hot

[ORION]

thanks for spreading it to the afternoon

ooooohhhhhh burn

[CuckingFunt]

thanks for spreading it to the afternoon

Still morning where I am.

And, you're welcome.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I found this amusing to no end.

4_TUFpYVSzc

[Slater]

I found this amusing to no end.

4_TUFpYVSzc

:lmao

[Screech Powers]

I found this amusing to no end.

4_TUFpYVSzc

Hey Buddy. That's what we were really like. Too bad nobody *beep* me. :depressed

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://www.break.com/index/angry-german-kid-vs-star-wars-trumpeter.html

[mrsmaalox]

Question: When a shemale lists their sexual preference as "straight", what does that mean exactly?

[CuckingFunt]

Question: When a shemale lists their sexual preference as "straight", what does that mean exactly?

Depends on the person, but likely she identifies as a straight woman.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Question: When a shemale lists their sexual preference as "straight", what does that mean exactly?
women have no brains even with a penis.
:wakeup

[mrsmaalox]

Depends on the person, but likely she identifies as a straight woman.

Oh right. Just my straight person brain wasn't letting me see anything but bi or gay I suppose.

[CuckingFunt]

Oh right. Just my straight person brain wasn't letting me see anything but bi or gay I suppose.

Straight =/= ignorant.

[mrsmaalox]

women have no brains even with a penis.
:wakeup

The brains won't happen until the transformation is complete and the penis is removed.

[mrsmaalox]

Straight =/= ignorant.

I'm not ignorant that's why I asked. It's the first time I had enountered that, that's all. :rolleyes

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not ignorant that's why I asked. It's the first time I had enountered that, that's all. :rolleyes

I merely thought it curious that you would qualify the lack of knowledge as being a product of your "straight person brain." I know plenty of straight people who are, if anything, overly careful in knowing and acknowledging each and every possible identity construct. Conversely, I know plenty of GLBTs who are themselves quite ignorant of all the otherness out there.

I actually wasn't calling you ignorant so much as I was pointing out that ignorance is not an automatic symptom of straightness. So, basically, chillax.

[ORION]

Shake: Its chillaxing

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/Cat_Fight.jpg

[ORION]

http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/Cat_Fight.jpg

cats are always hilarious

[mrsmaalox]

http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/Cat_Fight.jpg

Oh stop! I asked a question, she answered. I phrased my question in a way that made her think I was equating straightness with ignorance. Instead of making a straight reference because I thought it was funny, I should have said something like "I'm having a brain fart and couldn't see it that way". She answered in a way that made me think she was calling me ignorant. She didn't. There's no catfight; and I will not not mud wrestle her naked, just so you know before you ask!

[ORION]

i need more funny cat pictures

[I. Hustle]

There's no catfight; and I will not not mud wrestle her naked, just so you know before you ask!

Shit it's like you read my mind.

[CuckingFunt]

i need more funny cat pictures

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/5392/11989426191198923707904ic8.jpg

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/268/12049821641204965809503wk7.jpg

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7006/12049821641204971110090ye6.jpg

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4044/12085511861205569611961ia7.jpg

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/9918/12085511861205571513216vm8.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh stop! I asked a question, she answered. I phrased my question in a way that made her think I was equating straightness with ignorance. Instead of making a straight reference because I thought it was funny, I should have said something like "I'm having a brain fart and couldn't see it that way". She answered in a way that made me think she was calling me ignorant. She didn't. There's no catfight; and I will not not mud wrestle her naked, just so you know before you ask!
Funt Jr.?

[ORION]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
The cat with the foil horns is priceless !!!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Funt Jr.?

Shut up. But thank you for posting a catfight pic featuring my favorite kind of cats :)

[I. Hustle]

i need more funny cat pictures

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/butter.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I've posted this one before, but it still cracks me up.

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6244/bukakittenck5.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/butter.jpg

That's my daughter's favorite one! I love them all.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

my cat has one of the stupidest looks i've ever seen on a cat. i'll see if i can post some pics. i call him neuro-kitty.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's my daughter's favorite one! I love them all.
can you post a pic of her?

:wakeup

[mrsmaalox]

can you post a pic of her?

:wakeup

Didn't we just go over this? But she is very beautiful :)

[ORION]

bukakitten says "Its salty"

[mrsmaalox]

my cat has one of the stupidest looks i've ever seen on a cat. i'll see if i can post some pics. i call him neuro-kitty.

I've heard animals take after their owners

[ORION]

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/butter.jpg

cat looks like its on meth

[CuckingFunt]

cat looks like its on meth

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/3648/lolcatfunnypicturefoundgc9.jpg

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/3897/128340602714375000kittyqu8.jpg

[I. Hustle]

http://img1.purerave.com/3/79/3857279.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I've heard animals take after their owners
really? so when do you get your head caught in the trash compactor?






























http://nomm.com/Stills/images/CheckmateD.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

really? so when do you get your head caught in the trash compactor?

:lol Very good! Just like a true smartass :tu

[ORION]

http://img1.purerave.com/3/79/3857279.jpg

:lol:lol

[ORION]

that cat sippin on that syrup is funny

[I. Hustle]

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj250/elir237/m_ded8e98aa190615e2caaa72898a722-1.jpg

[ORION]

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj250/elir237/m_ded8e98aa190615e2caaa72898a722-1.jpg

woke up quick at about noon just thought that I had to be in Compton soon. I gotta get drunk befo the day begins befo mah motha starts bitching bout mah friends

[I. Hustle]

Cruisin down the street in my six-fo'
Jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes
Went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckleheads out there cold shootin some hoops
A car pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh El Camino rolled, Kilo G
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It's all about makin that GTA

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Cruisin down the street in my six-fo'
Jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes
Went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckleheads out there cold shootin some hoops
A car pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh El Camino rolled, Kilo G
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It's all about makin that GTA
now that's the era of rap that i like.


i said lay down
and unbutton your bra!

[ORION]

now that's the era of rap that i like.


i said lay down
and unbutton your bra!

There was the biggest titties that a nigga eva saw , I said DAMN !

[ORION]

that brings back some good times

[I. Hustle]

hnODDqYUoUs

[I. Hustle]

WTF? why didn't my video come out?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

There was the biggest titties that a nigga eva saw , I said DAMN !

then the air got thinah
the only thought in my mind
was going up in'a
the suspense was making me sick
i pulled her panties down and the bitch had a http://abcnews.go.com/images/Health/apg_clark_071219_main.jpg

[marini martini]

then the air got thinah
the only thought in my mind
was going up in'a
the suspense was making me sick
i pulled her panties down and the bitch had a http://abcnews.go.com/images/Health/apg_clark_071219_main.jpg


Picture of Dick Clark???????????????:wow

[ORION]

Eazy E : gotamn, now lick my balls, oh shit.
Bitch : You like that?
Eazy E : Put 'em off
Bitch : It's good?
Eazy E : Ouch, shit, godamn bitch you bit' my damn, shit I said suck the
mothafucka, you're bitin' it, shit!

Has this ever happend to you?
Does her teeth get in the way while she's sucking your dick?
Does she know how to suck a dick?
Well, I had that same problem until my bitch went out and buy
NWA's new book entitled "The art of sucking dick".
Bitch : Lesson 1 - First you grab the dick, next you gently lick it up
and down, then insert it into the mouth. Take it slow, don't rush
it, and before you know it ..
SPLASH!

[mrsmaalox]

Eazy E : gotamn, now lick my balls, oh shit.
Bitch : You like that?
Eazy E : Put 'em off
Bitch : It's good?
Eazy E : Ouch, shit, godamn bitch you bit' my damn, shit I said suck the
mothafucka, you're bitin' it, shit!

Has this ever happend to you?
Does her teeth get in the way while she's sucking your dick?
Does she know how to suck a dick?
Well, I had that same problem until my bitch went out and buy
NWA's new book entitled "The art of sucking dick".
Bitch : Lesson 1 - First you grab the dick, next you gently lick it up
and down, then insert it into the mouth. Take it slow, don't rush
it, and before you know it ..
SPLASH!

:wtf

[ashbeeigh]

batman...is that you?

[I. Hustle]

hnODDqYUoUs

/fixed

[ORION]

batman...is that you?

batman is dead

[I. Hustle]

http://www.supyo.com/home/crazypics/images_3/batcat.jpg

[ORION]

http://www.supyo.com/home/crazypics/images_3/batcat.jpg
http://image32.webshots.com/32/7/64/3/2208764030097216057xFYWYz_ph.jpg

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

batman is dead

You know a few weeks ago I saw Batman on a jetski at Lake Belton. This guy was all decked out in a real Batman costume, just zipping up and down the lake waving at people and riding their wakes. He rode with us for a while and never occurred to me to pull out my camera. He looked pretty sharp.

[ORION]

You know a few weeks ago I saw Batman on a jetski at Lake Belton. This guy was all decked out in a real Batman costume, just zipping up and down the lake waving at people and riding their wakes. He rode with us for a while and never occurred to me to pull out my camera. He looked pretty sharp.

impostor ! what color was the jetski

[mrsmaalox]

impostor ! what color was the jetski

It was a Batman jetski (Batski?!); but it was black with some gray and the yellow Batman thing it

[I. Hustle]

You know a few weeks ago I saw Batman on a jetski at Lake Belton. This guy was all decked out in a real Batman costume, just zipping up and down the lake waving at people and riding their wakes. He rode with us for a while and never occurred to me to pull out my camera. He looked pretty sharp.

Lake Belton? Do you live in that area?

[mrsmaalox]

Lake Belton? Do you live in that area?

Nope. That's where the lakehouse and boat are ;)

[I. Hustle]

Nope. That's where the lakehouse and boat are ;)

You don't say? You know I am in Temple alot and like to hit up Lake Belton if you should ever leave the keys under that mat.

[I. Hustle]

http://lc.fdots.com/cc/lc/52/52632d1ca2526876d0faa614dc050535.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Eazy E : Ouch, shit, godamn bitch you bit' my damn, shit I said suck the
mothafucka, you're bitin' it, shit!

That makes me want to listen to Sublime.

H9FBMM1v38c

[ShoogarBear]

you suck. And not just for beating me this week in fantasy basketball so far.

Maybe you would do better if you actually checked in on your team. I've had a trade proposal up for about four days now.

[ShoogarBear]

cats are always hilarious

Tasty, too.

[ashbeeigh]

Maybe you would do better if you actually checked in on your team. I've had a trade proposal up for about four days now.

lies! I check my team daily (which is why I know I suck) and have yahoo e-mail me with trades and I haven't gotten a damn thing.

[ShoogarBear]

bukakitten says "Its salty"

So you and he agree on that.

[ShoogarBear]

lies! I check my team daily (which is why I know I suck) and have yahoo e-mail me with trades and I haven't gotten a damn thing.
Oh, whoops, I guess there are two teams with chick managers.

[ShoogarBear]

Hmm, let me see how I can sucker ashbeeigh. Chicks always go for the "cute" players. Too bad I don't have Beno.

[ashbeeigh]

Oh, whoops, I guess there are two teams with chick managers.

I have no idea who that is. As long as I beat her, life is good.


Hmm, let me see how I can sucker ashbeeigh. Chicks always go for the "cute" players. Too bad I don't have Beno.

I just need a forward to replace Chris Wilcox. No Beno for me.

[ORION]

bukakitten says "Its salty"


Tasty, too.

If you say so

[ORION]

Babe, baby, baby, I'm gonna leave you
I said baby, you know I'm gonna leave you
I'm leave you in the summertime
Leave you when the summer comes a-rollin'
Leave you when the summer comes along

Babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, baby, mmm, baby, I don't wanna leave you
I ain't jokin' woman, I got to ramble
Oh, yeah, baby, babe, babe, I believin'
We really got to ramble
I can hear it callin' me the way it used to do, mmm
I can hear it callin' me back home, oh-oo-oh

[I. Hustle]

It's friday, payday, and I just got a free taco. Could life get any better?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Y8Z8pO8ipN0

[I. Hustle]

5J5titd0Kbw

[ORION]

It's friday, payday, and I just got a free taco. Could life get any better?

I get paid next friday but I did get 2 free tacos this morning

[Dr. Gonzo]

YcmlIWihR6c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcmlIWihR6c)

This was their best song. And to think they hadn't even warmed it up yet. They were just about to. Can you imagine the fantastic things that would occur when they did actually warm it up?

[mrsmaalox]

Did you guys used to put your clothes on backwards too? :lol

[I. Hustle]

P5o-ykTFj2o

[I. Hustle]

I get paid next friday but I did get 2 free tacos this morning

YES!!! That's what I'm talkin about!

[ORION]

YES!!! That's what I'm talkin about!

I had me those Cowboy tacos from Granzins. Best tacos God ever created

[I. Hustle]

Did you guys used to put your clothes on backwards too? :lol

I was in middle school when these guys were big and we used to have backwards days at school. I would wear my baggy pants and jerseys and thought I was cool.

[I. Hustle]

I had me those Cowboy tacos from Granzins. Best tacos God ever created

YES! F'n bonus!

I had a crappy taco from who knows where but you know what? It was free and the tortilla was decent.
Plus I am headed out to Sherlock's tonight to go get drunk and watch the game!

[Dr. Gonzo]

I had me those Cowboy tacos from Granzins. Best tacos God ever created

I have to disagree with you there my friend. In Bishop there is a small place called Bishop Cafe that makes what they call the Taco Loco. It's chorizo, egg, cheese, bacon, beans, potatos, and onion all cooked together in a tortilla the size of my head. It's jam packed with greasy goodness.

[mrsmaalox]

I was in middle school when these guys were big and we used to have backwards days at school. I would wear my baggy pants and jerseys and thought I was cool.

Middle school? How old are you? I thought that was older music.

[I. Hustle]

7QQlHHYoN3w

[I. Hustle]

DUliTr1Wshg

[Dr. Gonzo]

Middle school? How old are you? I thought that was older music.

That was early 90's rap. I'd say around 92. I was in middle school when that was popular as well.

[I. Hustle]

Middle school? How old are you? I thought that was older music.

I am 28 (almost 29 if you wanna buy me a gift) and was about 11 when Kriss Kross came out.

[mrsmaalox]

That was early 90's rap. I'd say around 92. I was in middle school when that was popular as well.

:oops I graduated from college in 92.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ok, now back to boobs.

[mrsmaalox]

ok, now back to boobs.

It's always boobs with you!! Why don't you ever have any consideration for me and what I like?!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

It's always boobs with you!! Why don't you ever have any consideration for me and what I like?!
i don't live in california.

[I. Hustle]

It's always boobs with you!! Why don't you ever have any consideration for me and what I like?!

Ok, let's see your b00bs

[mrsmaalox]

i don't live in california.

Neitherdo I. What does that have to do with your total lack of empathy for me?!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Neitherdo I. What does that have to do with your total lack of empathy for me?!
neitherdo?

[I. Hustle]

neitherdo?

Whats wrong withat?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Whats wrong withat?
eyedon't no

[mrsmaalox]

neitherdo?

My space bar sticks

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My space bar sticksmaybe you should wash hands between sessions.

[I. Hustle]

There is this nice little flat chested cutie that works here. For the most part I like some nice juicy b00bs to stare at but for some reason the way she looks and is dressed today... well she is kinda makin' my penis twitch

[mrsmaalox]

maybe you should wash hands between sessions.
Like you do?

[I. Hustle]

My space bar sticks

If you were a dude I would say. "I know what you were doing"

[mrsmaalox]

If you were a dude I would say. "I know what you were doing"

Eating ice cream all the time?

[IronMexican]

I was in middle school when these guys were big and we used to have backwards days at school. I would wear my baggy pants and jerseys and thought I was cool.

Man, that's embarrassing.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Like you do?
ambidexterity is key.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

man, that tattoo is the balls.

[I. Hustle]

Man, that's embarrassing.

Yeah for the 6 years of middle school and the 2 years of highschool that you went to I bet you were the epitome of cool. Look it up.

[ORION]

There is this nice little flat chested cutie that works here. For the most part I like some nice juicy b00bs to stare at but for some reason the way she looks and is dressed today... well she is kinda makin' my penis twitch

in accordance to boobs its not the size rather the shape. Its in the Bible