Free Quattro Razor (17)

[Trainwreck2100]

i should whore myself out on CL and see how it goes.


I've read about guys that do that, and then get hit o by homos

[Trainwreck2100]

I know this is a long shot but I thought I would give it a try. Your right I kept starring at you because you are HOT. If he wasn't there with me who knows what would have happened. I should have asked you for your number when we were outside but I didn't. To be honest with you I was scared. Scared that he would come outside and catch me. Anyways, if you ever do read this just know that you are still on my mind. Email me back if you do come across this. Tell me what I was wearing and my name. Hope to hear from you.




Uh oh, I fell bad for whoever "he" is that was with her. Watch it homie, her blood type may be syphillis

[RashoFan]

Menudo !:hungry:


:vomit:

Damn Viva...I am white and I like Menudo....

http://vivirlatino.com/i/2006/10/menudo.jpg


:rollin

[ShoogarBear]

I went grocery shopping last night. I saw this on the shelves:

http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/cockflavouredsoup.jpg

I did not buy any.

[RashoFan]

Before anyone says it....NO I don't want shoog to buy some COCK Flavored Soup mix for me....


....ASHB, you want some?

[marini martini]

Why Shoog? You could have used it to make your menudo!!!:hungry::hungry::toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Damn Viva...I am white and I like Menudo....

http://vivirlatino.com/i/2006/10/menudo.jpg


:rollin

so. i'm hispanic and i don't have a decal of the virgin mary or selena on my ride.
BELEE DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[leemajors]

http://vimeo.com/1654340

[marini martini]

so. i'm hispanic and i don't have a decal of the virgin mary or selena on my ride.
BELEE DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, how's your Karma running, dude??:(

:toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

So, how's your Karma running, dude??



I actually have quite a surplus, thank you

[ORION]

I went grocery shopping last night. I saw this on the shelves:

http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/cockflavouredsoup.jpg

I did not buy any.

Did you go looking for it though ? I mean that sort of stuff doesn't find you , you find it....

[ORION]

I've come up with my own. Its called "Wang Flakes"

[duncan228]

Does anyone know if peewee's okay?

[ATRAIN]

Does anyone know if peewee's okay?

Yeah he is, he is just busy. I talked to him on tuesday I think it was.

[ashbeeigh]

....ASHB, you want some?


I'll pass. Although the pic made me laugh. Maybe that should be ATRAIN"s avatar after I kick his ass this football season. I'm up one game!

[duncan228]

Yeah he is, he is just busy. I talked to him on tuesday I think it was.

Thanks.

[ORION]

Does anyone know if peewee's okay?

If you call drooling over hot chicks being ok then yes he is doing great

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll23/OttoSV/Otras%20Pics/2559239_430_full.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Did you go looking for it though ? I mean that sort of stuff doesn't find you , you find it....

When I first saw it, I stopped dead in my tracks. After staring at at for a few seconds in disbelief, I then had to look around to make sure nobody was watching me look at it.

[ShoogarBear]

Does anyone care if peewee's okay?

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhfX3zYg90f000W674

:lmao

You have to watch it all the way to the end.

[Tits McGee]

If you call drooling over anything with a pulse being ok then yes he is doing great

Fixed. You were giving Peewee too much credit.

[mrsmaalox]

I went grocery shopping last night. I saw this on the shelves:

http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/cockflavouredsoup.jpg

I did not buy any.

Yum!!

http://www.snarkhunting.com/images/Spotted_Dick475.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yum!!

http://www.snarkhunting.com/images/Spotted_Dick475.jpg
do you prefer salty or unsalty? i don't know if you worry about your sodium intake.

[ORION]

what about protein intake ?

[mrsmaalox]

do you prefer salty or unsalty? i don't know if you worry about your sodium intake.


what about protein intake ?

Lite on the salt, heavy on the protein please. But more so, it's the spots that concern me.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

what about protein intake ?waste not want not.

[jman3000]

I can't stand it when I'm taking a piss and there's a dude taking a shit at the same time.

They always wait until you flush so they can shit and fart as much as possible in the 5 seconds of loudness the flush creates.

It never works. I can always hear all your shit and I will always laugh my ass off.

[ashbeeigh]

It never works. I can always hear all your shit and I will always laugh my ass off.

Girls do the same thing, just fyi.

[Trainwreck2100]

I found this on craigslist



I AM A HAPPILY MARRIED WOMAN WHO IS LOOKING FOR A FRIEND TO CORRESPOND WITH ON A REGUALR BASIS. I AM NOT LOOKING TO MEET OR HANG OUT OR HOOK UP. I WOULD LIKE SOMEONE WHO IS WILLING TO GET TO KNOW ME. YOU CAN BE SINGLE, IN A RELATIONSHIP OR MARRIED IT DOESN'T MATTER. MY ONLY REQUEST IS THAT YOU HOLD AN INTELLECUAL CONFERSATION AND BE OPEN TO A MORE RISKE’ EMAIL OR TWO.

NOW ABOUT ME..... I AM 27 MARRIED TO A WONDERFUL MAN WHO IS AN AMAZING PERSON. I AM IN LOVE WITH ALL THINGS HALLOWEEN AND HAVE A SICK AND TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR. I HAVE A SERIOUS FETISH FOR SEXY SHOES AND UNIFORMED MEN... NOW TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOU.

That's no woman, that's a queer looking to get is jollies

[angel_luv]

" INTELLECUAL CONFERSATION"

:rolleyes :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I can't stand it when I'm taking a piss and there's a dude taking a shit at the same time.

They always wait until you flush so they can shit and fart as much as possible in the 5 seconds of loudness the flush creates.

It never works. I can always hear all your shit and I will always laugh my ass off.
that's weird. i actually over do it if i'm on the throne and someone comes in. i always try and make the innocent bystander laugh. you should try it. oh and while we're on the subject of restroom etiquette, i don't understand the "Courtesty flush" theory. ok i know it stinks, but you're a damn restroom. it ain't the coat room. plus think about when you're sitting down and you flush. you can practically clean a driveway with the amount of force that the toilet has. think of the contents left by you and others as it's blown up as you courtesy flush. i'd rather live with the stink.

[ORION]

that's weird. i actually over do it if i'm on the throne and someone comes in. i always try and make the innocent bystander laugh. you should try it. oh and while we're on the subject of restroom etiquette, i don't understand the "Courtesty flush" theory. ok i know it stinks, but you're a damn restroom. it ain't the coat room. plus think about when you're sitting down and you flush. you can practically clean a driveway with the amount of force that the toilet has. think of the contents left by you and others as it's blown up as you courtesy flush. i'd rather live with the stink.

I really mess with them and when I drop some bombs I start to cry and say "ow ow ow" "oh god help!"

[mrsmaalox]

You guys just spend waaaay too much time planning and carrying out your bowel movements!

[Trainwreck2100]

You guys just spend waaaay too much time planning and carrying out your bowel movements!

we don't have a convoy with us like women do

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I really mess with them and when I drop some bombs I start to cry and say "ow ow ow" "oh god help!"man. that's a new one.

[ORION]

You guys just spend waaaay too much time planning and carrying out your bowel movements!

My body is on a schedule

[jman3000]

so... a girl asked me for my email address in my last class to "exchange notes".

is this the new age equivalent of getting her number? or am i over reading it and she just wants to exchange notes.

she's hot fwiw.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You guys just spend waaaay too much time planning and carrying out your bowel movements!
i'd use my newly pointed out bitterness to tell you to go to hell, but i shall refrain and contemplate how to get me a piece of ass. consider yourself lucky. you no good wench.

[jman3000]

by hot i mean she has an ok face and AAA rated boobs.

[ashbeeigh]

so... a girl asked me for my email address in my last class to "exchange notes".

is this the new age equivalent of getting her number? or am i over reading it and she just wants to exchange notes.

she's hot fwiw.

Do you type your notes? If so it depends. If she continues to contact you or facebook you, myspace you, or even ask for your number to "study" then proceed with caution, she wants to get in your pants. If you write them, then it may have been an equivalent. She could have just made some copies of them.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

man, AAA rated boobs? i don't even rate mine. just :tu or :td

[ashbeeigh]

I don't even want to know how jman rated mine after the first gtg.

[ORION]

I don't even want to know how jman rated mine after the first gtg.

oh we know

[ORION]

i'd use my newly pointed out bitterness to tell you to go to hell, but i shall refrain and contemplate how to get me a piece of ass. consider yourself lucky. you no good wench.

:lmao

[jman3000]

I don't even want to know how jman rated mine after the first gtg.

i rated them DD

[ashbeeigh]

damnit. I wanted to go to sonic to get a drink, but it's past 4. :madrun

[jman3000]

i type my notes... everything is in my laptop.

and fuck proceeding with caution... if she wants to get in my pants ill let her.

[ashbeeigh]

i type my notes... everything is in my laptop.

and fuck proceeding with caution... if she wants to get in my pants ill let her.

whatever. When she tells you fuck off don't tell me because I said that.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

damnit. I wanted to go to sonic to get a drink, but it's past 4. :madrun
i think the DD happy hour is 24 hours a day.

[florige]

so... a girl asked me for my email address in my last class to "exchange notes".

is this the new age equivalent of getting her number? or am i over reading it and she just wants to exchange notes.

she's hot fwiw.



Dude let me hang out with you for a day..... I want me a hot girl too!

[mrsmaalox]

i'd use my newly pointed out bitterness to tell you to go to hell, but i shall refrain and contemplate how to get me a piece of ass. consider yourself lucky. you no good wench.

Whoa! You bitter or something?

[florige]

damnit. I wanted to go to sonic to get a drink, but it's past 4. :madrun



Whaty they stop serving drinks at 4? :lol Or you don't want to hit traffic or something?

[jman3000]

whatever. When she tells you fuck off don't tell me because I said that.

she's not gonna tell me to fuck off because im the most charming person in the history of the world.

plus i wouldnt put myself out there in the first place... if it's gonna happen, it's gonna be because she pursued it, not myself.

[jman3000]

Dude let me hang out with you for a day..... I want me a hot girl too!

you had your chance when i was in baltimore for those 5 hours.

[florige]

you had your chance when i was in baltimore for those 5 hours.



Fucker you didn't tell me you were here until you had already left and shit.....:lol

[ashbeeigh]

Whaty they stop serving drinks at 4? :lol Or you don't want to hit traffic or something?

No I have to pay full price and I only have $1 in cash. it's 91 cents from 2 until 4.

[jman3000]

Fucker you didn't tell me you were here until you had already left and shit.....:lol

well i happen to be a ladies man... so you missed out


you know i got accepted to the police academy?

[ashbeeigh]

she's not gonna tell me to fuck off because im the most charming person in the history of the world.


:lmao

You're awesome jman.

[jman3000]

No I have to pay full price and I only have $1 in cash. it's 91 cents from 2 until 4.

anybody with a huge rack such as yourself is only a dropped purse and a loose blouse away from free drinks.

[florige]

well i happen to be a ladies man... so you missed out


you know i got accepted to the police academy?



No shit?! I didn't know you were trying to become a officer.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Whoa! You bitter or something?don't know, but i'll let you know once it's pointed out on this here transparent message board. thanks, for asking you diseased, smelly wench.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

anybody with a huge rack such as yourself is only a dropped purse and a loose blouse away from free drinks.


i think the DD happy hour is 24 hours a day.

[florige]

No I have to pay full price and I only have $1 in cash. it's 91 cents from 2 until 4.



:lol You are silly Ash....

[jman3000]

[/B]



No shit?! I didn't know you were trying to become a officer.

they pay for 100% of your schooling as long as you upkeep a 4.0.

since i plan on going to school for as long as i can... i figured it's a win-win situation.

all the physical aspects were a cake walk... just gotta work on my study habits and id be golden.

[jman3000]

ashbeeigh has ridiculously large cans.

[jman3000]

next time i see her im going to have to ask if i can titty fuck her.

[jman3000]

see?

that's about as charming as one can get.

[florige]

ashbeeigh has ridiculously large cans.



Ummmm pics?????

[ashbeeigh]

Ummmm pics?????

gtg pics are all you are going to get.

[ORION]

who wants to see my boobs ?

[mrsmaalox]

don't know, but i'll let you know once it's pointed out on this here transparent message board. thanks, for asking you diseased, smelly wench.

Ouch! I think there is much more bitterness in your future with that one!! :nutkick:

[CuckingFunt]

so... a girl asked me for my email address in my last class to "exchange notes".

is this the new age equivalent of getting her number? or am i over reading it and she just wants to exchange notes.

she's hot fwiw.

It means she's comfortable enough asking for your email address that, even if she wasn't specifically looking for more, she would likely be receptive to flirting. I say share the notes and turn on the charm.



And, by charm, I don't mean a hand on the back of the head and a gentle push.

[angel_luv]

so... a girl asked me for my email address in my last class to "exchange notes".

is this the new age equivalent of getting her number? or am i over reading it and she just wants to exchange notes.

she's hot fwiw.

Hot like a model who wants to take you to a football game? :)

[angel_luv]

they pay for 100% of your schooling as long as you upkeep a 4.0.

since i plan on going to school for as long as i can... i figured it's a win-win situation.

all the physical aspects were a cake walk... just gotta work on my study habits and id be golden.

Awesome. Congrats. :)

[Tits McGee]

Ouch! I think there is much more bitterness in your future with that one!! :nutkick:

Lame nutkick? You need to go Lorena Bobbitt on his sorry ass. Cut him off. Now.

[ShoogarBear]

This thread sucks.

[ShoogarBear]

It means she's comfortable enough asking for your email address that, even if she wasn't specifically looking for more, she would likely be receptive to flirting. I say share the notes and turn on the charm.



And, by charm, I don't mean a hand on the back of the head and a gentle push.


Dayum . . . the Funt's been on a date with jman before? Who knew?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

This thread sucks.watch the bitterness, please.

[marini martini]

Dayum . . . the Funt's been on a date with jman before? Who knew?

We all knew!!! Where the fuck were you???:toast

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

Dayum . . . the Funt's been on a date with jman before? Who knew?

What in my posting history has ever given you the impression I would need a gentle push?

[RashoFan]

I don't even want to know how jman rated mine after the first gtg.


oh we know


i rated them DD

I thought the rating would have been :jack :baby or :vomit:

[RashoFan]

We all knew!!! Where the fuck were you???:toast

:lmao:lmao:lmao

Shoog must have been with me cause I didn't know that either...

[mrsmaalox]

I thought the rating would have been :jack :baby or :vomit:

:lol good rating system!

[Extra Stout]

That mildew smell will never come out of the furniture.

[ashbeeigh]

anybody with a huge rack such as yourself is only a dropped purse and a loose blouse away from free drinks.

:lol I didn't see this yesterday.

[ORION]

I'd flash my boobs for free drinks

[ashbeeigh]

I'd flash my boobs for free drinks

Except they would give you drinks to stop.

[ORION]

Except they would give you drinks to stop.

I have nice boobs

[ashbeeigh]

and jman has charm.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm going to hit 6,000 today.

[ORION]

they are nice and firm

[jman3000]

she's trying to get in my pants.

[ashbeeigh]

The e-mail girl?

[jman3000]

yes.

this will be glorious.

[RashoFan]

Is there any standards for those people sporting a Tropy Hunter sticker on their vehicle? I saw a big Trophy Hunter sticker on a fucking Volkswagen Passat??? WhAt the fuck is that shit??? If it ain't going on a TRUCK don't put the sticker on a "sedan"!

Fucking dumbass people...:pctoss

[ORION]

Is there any standards for those people sporting a Tropy Hunter sticker on their vehicle? I saw a big Trophy Hunter sticker on a fucking Volkswagen Passat??? WhAt the fuck is that shit??? If it ain't going on a TRUCK don't put the sticker on a "sedan"!

Fucking dumbass people...:pctoss

I'll take it off ..:depressed

[JudynTX]

I can't believe someone stole my freakin stapler. :bang I don't mind you using my stuff, just bring it back. You thief! :lol

[RashoFan]

*bump












:D

[RashoFan]

Ok...I am bumping this thread cause I would like to know what the hell is the name of a song that I have been hearing lately. I would look it up via google IF I even knew some of the words to the damn song. It is a "dance" song like the Slide or the Macarena because people all get up and dance. I heard it played at Texas RoadHouse and at Joe's Crab Shack and the staff all get up and dance to it. Anyone who can help me figure out this song will be thanked by me NOT bumping this thread for a whole month.

[The Sun]

Good morning!!!

[ShoogarBear]

Ok...I am bumping this thread cause I would like to know what the hell is the name of a song that I have been hearing lately. I would look it up via google IF I even knew some of the words to the damn song. It is a "dance" song like the Slide or the Macarena because people all get up and dance. I heard it played at Texas RoadHouse and at Joe's Crab Shack and the staff all get up and dance to it. Anyone who can help me figure out this song will be thanked by me NOT bumping this thread for a whole month.

The Chicken Dance.

[marini martini]

Ok...I am bumping this thread cause I would like to know what the hell is the name of a song that I have been hearing lately. I would look it up via google IF I even knew some of the words to the damn song. It is a "dance" song like the Slide or the Macarena because people all get up and dance. I heard it played at Texas RoadHouse and at Joe's Crab Shack and the staff all get up and dance to it. Anyone who can help me figure out this song will be thanked by me NOT bumping this thread for a whole month.

Cotton Eyed Joe???

Do they scream "BULL SHIT" for no reason????:lmao

[RashoFan]

The Chicken Dance.


Cotton Eyed Joe???

Do they scream "BULL SHIT" for no reason????:lmao

NO to either. try again. Where are all the hip people at? (There is in insult that came to mind, but I an trying to an :angel...so I will not say it.)

[ORION]

NO to either. try again. Where are all the hip people at? (There is in insult that came to mind, but I an trying to an :angel...so I will not say it.)

Tootsie roll or is it more of a waltz?

[ashbeeigh]

The Cupid Shuffle?

[samikeyp]

Orange Blossom Special?

[RashoFan]

The Cupid Shuffle?

FTW!!! Thanks Ashbeeigh. I shall not bump the Quattro or pick on you for one whole month starting right meow!!!
XMTahC0m1uo

[ashbeeigh]

FTW!!!

I actually never heard it in San Antonio, only in Dallas last year. It's interesting you hear it all the time.

[RashoFan]

It's interesting you hear it all the time.

Girl, I hear things all the time....usually it's voices that tell me to do things.. }: )


:lol

[jman3000]

i love beer and beer loves me.

[ORION]

i love beer and beer loves me.

Hey guess what , beer cheats on you

[jman3000]

you fuckng liar... takethat back!

she said i was her one and only... she said i was the best she ever had....

[jman3000]

if that bitch gives me any stds im going straight hard liqour.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r186/questionsleep6969/lol/Holla.jpg

[ORION]

you fuckng liar... takethat back!

she said i was her one and only... she said i was the best she ever had....

She used that same line on me. You fill your mouth with her juices and she leaves you to pleasure another.

[CuckingFunt]

if that bitch gives me any stds im going straight hard liqour.

Hard liquor is even more of a whore, but at least she's got antiseptic qualities.

[to21]

Sluts!!!

[ORION]

Sluts!!!

speaking of .. I just found out my neighbor is a lesbian and this morning I saw a MILF with her kid at the bus stop on my way to work and she was wearing what appeared to be a style of panties

[stretch]

fuck this thread

[batman2883]

If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands

[ORION]

fuck this thread

someone did and thats where all these quattro babies are coming from. We are up to 17

[ORION]

If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands

shut up you Faglord !

[Wilson]

.

[batman2883]

shut up you Faglord !

jason is spanish for royal douchebag

[ORION]

jason is spanish for royal douchebag

I'm not spanish you nut rag

[ashbeeigh]

So my co-worker just left for the night and i get a phone call..."Ashley...there're cops and ambulances downstairs....I don't know what is going on." Yikes.

[samikeyp]

We warned you about smuggling coke in your cooch.

[ashbeeigh]

We warned you about smuggling coke in your cooch.

negative. I rarely leave the office.

[ashbeeigh]

only between 2 and 4 to get my half price slushes at Sonic. :lol

[samikeyp]

only between 2 and 4 to get my half price slushes at Sonic. :lol

Nice. :toast

[jman3000]

what a slut.

[samikeyp]

Nothing wrong with a girl wanting to get her Sonic on. :)

[ORION]

So my co-worker just left for the night and i get a phone call..."Ashley...there're cops and ambulances downstairs....I don't know what is going on." Yikes.

PeeWee finally did it ..............

[mrsmaalox]

Yes, Ash, what happened? Some sort of urban violence?

[batman2883]

ashbitch

[ORION]

shut up matban

[ashbeeigh]

Yes, Ash, what happened? Some sort of urban violence?

I don't know. everything was back to normal in the 'hood today.

[jman3000]

skanks and sluts and whores.

and bitches.

[marini martini]

Oh my!!!:smchode:

[ORION]

I am so hungry. Ever since my company put in the gym I've been in there M-F and recently started going 2 times a day. So know I'm even more hungrier than before. I can't stop eating !

[jman3000]

what a smelly cunt you turned out to be.

[ORION]

what a smelly cunt you turned out to be.

:madrun:madrun

[CuckingFunt]

what a smelly cunt you turned out to be.

ORION's vagina fruit is rotten?

[ORION]

ORION's vagina fruit is rotten?

yeah I guess I broke something off in it

[jman3000]

all this talk about vagina fruit and breaking things off in vaginas and infecting them are making me horny.

[CuckingFunt]

all this talk about vagina fruit and breaking things off in vaginas and infecting them are making me horny.

Hmmm... the infecting part, not so much.

[to21]

Piitb

[jman3000]

Hmmm... the infecting part, not so much.

what if it was infected... with love?

[CuckingFunt]

what if it was infected... with love?

Well... maybe.

As long as "love" doesn't include any type of discharge.

[ORION]

:pctoss
all this talk about vagina fruit and breaking things off in vaginas and infecting them are making me horny.

[ORION]

I do not have a vagina .....well not one on my body. I keep it at home.

[jman3000]

ok wtf?

i put the socks i was gonna put on this morning over my shoulder and then went to go put on some pants.... after i put on my pants i noticed that only one sock was on my shoulder... i looked everywhere... i spent at least 10 minutes looking for that damn sock and eventually said fuck it and put on a totally different sock on my left.

fast forward to about 5 minutes ago.... im tucking in my shirt and what do i see half hanging out of my pants?

my fucking sock. wtf? :pctoss fucking piece of shit.

ive been walking around all day with a fucking sock hanging out of my pants. thank heavens my shirt was untucked and nobody saw it.

[CuckingFunt]

I once took off a shirt I'd been wearing all day and had two dryer sheets fall out of one of the sleeves. I didn't even feel them.

[jman3000]

cucking funt has big boobs... the thought of her taking of a shirt she'd been wearing all day intrigues me greatly.

[to21]

Maybe the dryer sheets were tucked under the twins.......

[samikeyp]

Maybe the dryer sheets were tucked under the twins.......

If so....lucky dryer sheets! :toast

[CuckingFunt]

I once took off a shirt I'd been wearing all day and had two dryer sheets fall out of one of the sleeves. I didn't even feel them.


Maybe the dryer sheets were tucked under the twins.......

[ORION]

ok wtf?

i put the socks i was gonna put on this morning over my shoulder and then went to go put on some pants.... after i put on my pants i noticed that only one sock was on my shoulder... i looked everywhere... i spent at least 10 minutes looking for that damn sock and eventually said fuck it and put on a totally different sock on my left.

fast forward to about 5 minutes ago.... im tucking in my shirt and what do i see half hanging out of my pants?

my fucking sock. wtf? :pctoss fucking piece of shit.

ive been walking around all day with a fucking sock hanging out of my pants. thank heavens my shirt was untucked and nobody saw it.

I bet you a hot chick saw it and thought to herself. "that guy brought his nut rag with him, gross"

[to21]

CF, don't argue semantics......just go with it.

[mrsmaalox]

A couple of years ago I caught my kid as he was stepping out of the car in front of school, with one of my panties static clung to the back of his shirt. His shirt was white and the panties were leopard print! He never would have lived that one down :lol

[to21]

A couple of years ago I caught my kid as he was stepping out of the car in front of school, with one of my panties static clung to the back of his shirt. His shirt was white and the panties were leopard print! He never would have lived that one down :lolYeah especially because leopard print bloomers are not attractive.

[CuckingFunt]

A couple of years ago I caught my kid as he was stepping out of the car in front of school, with one of my panties static clung to the back of his shirt. His shirt was white and the panties were leopard print! He never would have lived that one down :lol

Uh oh. Someone else is getting attention. Better casually mention my leopard print panties.

Ell. Oh. Ell.

[samikeyp]

Uh oh. Someone else is getting attention. Better casually mention my leopard print panties.

Ell. Oh. Ell.

:toast

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah especially because leopard print bloomers are not attractive.

:depressed I clubbed and skinned that leopard myself

[ashbeeigh]

my dogs eat dryer sheets because they smell good. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I hate it when one falls on the floor when I'm unloading the dryer. Those are some slippery mofos!

[CuckingFunt]

ETQ0urHjSIk

[Tits McGee]

Uh oh. Someone else is getting attention. Better casually mention my leopard print panties.

Ell. Oh. Ell.

Rich. The disgusting dyke calling out the silly slut. Calm down there's plenty out there for all you pathetic attention whores. You people suck.

Go. To. Hell.

[to21]

Rich. The disgusting dyke calling out the silly slut. Calm down there's plenty out there for all you pathetic attention whores. You people suck.

Go. To. Hell.maalox needs to end the debate and show the leopard thong she got for her birthday,

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm of the opinion that you all suck ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, I still think that mrsmatlock and The Funt need to fuck each other.

The sexual tension is thicker than a whale's dick.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Comino Man Is Back!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Comino Man Is Back!!!!!!

Are you referring to the time I shoved a handful of comino up your mother's vagina?

Yea, that was fun.

[ORION]

well look who took someb time from checking out the hot chicks

[Master Shake]

i used to be so shy about my body, now, i dont mind if people watch

[Boston George]

tuna stayed in mexico, lord only knows what happened to him

[Dusty Bottoms]

ive killed the invisible swordsman

[Doc Holiday]

im your huckleberry

[to21]

I had a banana (peel on) break off inside a girl's vag once......she insisted I take her to the ER.

Dumb beech.

[CuckingFunt]

I will never understand the need or desire to stick a food item up my, or anyone else's, vaginer.

[to21]

I will never understand the need or desire to stick a food item up my, or anyone else's, vaginer.Hey, me too. But when I'm about to get me some trim and a girl says, "You know what would be fun.....?"

You have to follow-thru.

[jman3000]

banana? wtf kinda stupid whores are you pulling?

[jman3000]

what causes pussy farts during sex? is it the wang pushing air in the vag and it finally releasing? it seems to only happen if im wearing a dong bag.

[ORION]

Hey, me too. But when I'm about to get me some trim and a girl says, "You know what would be fun.....?"

You have to follow-thru.

so she was basically saying your "banana" wasn't fun or cutting it huh ?

[ORION]

I "bottom out" if you know what I mean

[CuckingFunt]

what causes pussy farts during sex?

I... wasn't aware this was such a big mystery.

[ORION]

I... wasn't aware this was such a big mystery.

If a woman opens her mouth during this it will go out her mouth.

[to21]

so she was basically saying your "banana" wasn't fun or cutting it huh ?I don't think so.

But I have been fooled before. I would say it's more of a cucumber than a banana tho.

[to21]

what causes pussy farts during sex? is it the wang pushing air in the vag and it finally releasing? it seems to only happen if im wearing a dong bag.It means you're not filling up the rest of the vag with schlong.

Short stuff.

[ORION]

It means you're not filling up the rest of the vag with schlong.

Short stuff.

When I'm deep inside the air goes up and it makes a bubble in her throat kind of like a frog about to ribbit

[ORION]

so FYI I forgot my towel today. I took a shower at work after I worked out and had to dry myself with my shirt. So when I do cardio in 30 minutes I will have to dry myself again with my shirt.

[jman3000]

It means you're not filling up the rest of the vag with schlong.

Short stuff.

:lol you couldnt be further from the truth.

[jman3000]

im so fucking hungry.

i have a craving for a meatball sub for some reason.

[CuckingFunt]

My photography class had a big slide presentation last night.

One of the girls in class, who is yummy to the nth degree, had a slide show consisting entirely of self-portraits. In many of the pictures she was nekkid or lingerie'd.

Another girl used a guy friend in several of her images. There was no nekkidness or naughtiness, but he had an unbelievable stache.

[jman3000]

wtf? unclothed hot chicks? in a class?

bitch.

[CuckingFunt]

wtf? unclothed hot chicks? in a class?

bitch.

One of the perks of being an art major.

[CuckingFunt]

She has huge cans, too.

[peewee's lovechild]

so FYI I forgot my towel today. I took a shower at work after I worked out and had to dry myself with my shirt. So when I do cardio in 30 minutes I will have to dry myself again with my shirt.

Whatever.

You know you're using the towel to clean up your jizz when you're jacking it at work.

[peewee's lovechild]

im so fucking hungry.

i have a craving for a meatball sub for some reason.

Because you were talking about shlongs, that's why.

[peewee's lovechild]

My photography class had a big slide presentation last night.

[jman3000]

She has huge cans, too.

bitch. cunt. twat. whore.

[peewee's lovechild]

bitch. cunt. twat. whore.

I like two of those, not too crazy about the other two.

[CuckingFunt]

I like two of those, not too crazy about the other two.

Peewee loves his bitch whores.

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee loves his bitch whores.

I have to rethink my previous statement.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was hoping to find ATRAIN on here.

I want to make fun of his piece of shit Texans.

Fucking losers.

[CuckingFunt]

ATRAIN can't handle life in this thread without you.

[peewee's lovechild]

ATRAIN can't handle life in this thread without you.

That's because he loves the cock so much.

I'm still not giving it to him.
I don't care how much he begs for it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://graphics.samsclub.com/images/products/0007175807401_L4.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

http://graphics.samsclub.com/images/products/0007175807401_L4.jpg

:lmao :lmao "cheap cologne and taco meat"!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Is that what your mom shoves up her vaj?

Damn, I'm almost impressed.

[batman2883]

dont you know about the bird
hey everybody knows that the bird is the word
ba ba ba bird bird bird
the bird is the word

[ORION]

Whatever.

You know you're using the towel to clean up your jizz when you're jacking it at work.

bullshit ! I don't clean it up. I just leave it there. I'm waiting for that company email to come out.

[Master Shake]

i see your face, those rosey rosey cheeks, and i mean your buns, those squishy mushy buns

[Carl]

i see your face, those rosey rosey cheeks, and i mean your buns, those squishy mushy buns

I know you're there! Where are my sweat pants?!?!

[Master Shake]

I know you're there! Where are my sweat pants?!?!

you will speak when spoken to!!!

[CuckingFunt]

i see your face, those rosey rosey cheeks, and i mean your buns, those squishy mushy buns

What do a walrus and tupperware have in common?

[samikeyp]

She has huge cans, too.

CF talking about boobs....another reason to love the Funt. :toast

[Master Shake]

What do a walrus and tupperware have in common?

THEY'RE BOTH LOOKING FOR A TIGHT SEAL....

[Master Shake]

I'm gonna catch some z's and for your sake I hope it doesn't rain... and Carl, when I get up the sheets had better be different. Because your Lawrence Taylor linen set is not a sexual turn-on... when I'm jerkin' off in your bed.

[Carl]

I'm gonna catch some z's and for your sake I hope it doesn't rain... and Carl, when I get up the sheets had better be different. Because your Lawrence Taylor linen set is not a sexual turn-on... when I'm jerkin' off in your bed.

He was a Champion !

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao I was doing some outreach today by southpark mall and the guy who sells water hit on me. I was talking to him, giving him a chance and then he dropped the "I have a few warrants...."

[ORION]

:lmao I was doing some outreach today by southpark mall and the guy who sells water hit on me. I was talking to him, giving him a chance and then he dropped the "I have a few warrants...."

so when is the wedding date ?

[ashbeeigh]

so when is the wedding date ?

1st day of neveruary

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao I was doing some outreach today by southpark mall and the guy who sells water hit on me. I was talking to him, giving him a chance and then he dropped the "I have a few warrants...."

Then you maced him?

[to21]

Then you maced him?
I think it was a dirty sanchez,,,,,perhaps?

[ORION]

I think it was a dirty sanchez,,,,,perhaps?

or a rusty trombone??

[ashbeeigh]

Then you maced him?

No, I work for ACORN, I asked him to go register 100000 fake people to vote.




j/k.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No, I work for ACORN, I asked him to go register 100000 fake people to vote.




j/k.
i got a buddy, tom landry, that needs to sign up.

[ashbeeigh]

i got a buddy, tom landry, that needs to sign up.

go ask my friends in vegas. They can help.

[batman2883]

r-o-c-k in the usa !!!!

[ORION]

r-o-c-k in the usa !!!!

Frylock ! Your fries ! Use them !

[ORION]

what happened to No MA'AM

[jman3000]

damn... ashbeeigh is a dirty whore who fucks convicted felons.

the writing is on the wall.

[RashoFan]

1st day of neveruary

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

My photography class had a big slide presentation last night.

One of the girls in class, who is yummy to the nth degree, had a slide show consisting entirely of self-portraits. In many of the pictures she was nekkid or lingerie'd.

Another girl used a guy friend in several of her images. There was no nekkidness or naughtiness, but he had an unbelievable stache.

When are you going to post some of your homework assignments here?

[CuckingFunt]

When are you going to post some of your homework assignments here?

Likely never, since its not a digital class.

My last project was a violent love triangle acted out by Beanie Babies, though, so it's not like you're missing out on any nekkidness.

[ashbeeigh]

damn... ashbeeigh is a dirty whore who fucks convicted felons.

the writing is on the wall.

fucker he isn't convicted yet! :lol

[samikeyp]

fucker he isn't convicted yet! :lol

Yeah! She fucks potential felons!!! :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Likely never, since its not a digital class.

My last project was a violent love triangle acted out by Beanie Babies, though, so it's not like you're missing out on any nekkidness.

You need to take better courses. If you can give us a link to your catalog, I'm sure we can suggest some good ones.

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah! She fucks potential felons!!! :lol

Melons For Felons?

[Jekka]

Likely never, since its not a digital class.

My last project was a violent love triangle acted out by Beanie Babies, though, so it's not like you're missing out on any nekkidness.

That sounds like something my best friend and I filmed in high school. With Beanie Babies and everything.

[samikeyp]

Melons For Felons?

:tu

[ShoogarBear]

Some suggested courses for the Funt:

http://www.mpw.com/MPW_Course_Centerfold_Victorian_House_01.htm

http://www.mpw.com/MPW_Course_Fetish_01.htm

http://www.mpw.com/MPW_Course_Creative_Nude_Location_01.htm

[CuckingFunt]

You need to take better courses. If you can give us a link to your catalog, I'm sure we can suggest some good ones.

I dunno... since I did get to see several nekkid pictures of one of the cuter girls in the class, I'm thinking it was actually a pretty good enrollment choice.

[ORION]

Some suggested courses for the Funt:

http://www.mpw.com/MPW_Course_Centerfold_Victorian_House_01.htm

http://www.mpw.com/MPW_Course_Fetish_01.htm

http://www.mpw.com/MPW_Course_Creative_Nude_Location_01.htm

I would have expected nothing less

[Viva Las Espuelas]

SUNUVABITCH!!!!

some dumb jackass opened an email with a youtube link that somehow infected our server. now i can't view or go anywhere that has youtube in the url.

damn you jackass that forwards emails to 10 people so you won't have bad luck!!!!

[ashbeeigh]

sucks to be you!

[ORION]

SUNUVABITCH!!!!

some dumb jackass opened an email with a youtube link that somehow infected our server. now i can't view or go anywhere that has youtube in the url.

damn you jackass that forwards emails to 10 people so you won't have bad luck!!!!

I don't know. sometimes I can check stuff out at work and sometimes its blocked. was it worth it though ?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I don't know. sometimes I can check stuff out at work and sometimes its blocked. was it worth it though ?what? no it wasn't me. well i found out someone sent a warning they saw on foxnews.com about a youtube link virus threat. DAMN REPUBLICAN!!! i hope this same idiot doesn't see the "don't flash your lights at night to a car that doesn't have their lights on" email. :bang