Free Quattro Razor (17)

[to21]

Have any of you guys ever used a girls ass as a pillow? I really want to try that one day. If I could, I would sleep on ass everyday.Nah....ALL girls fart at night.

[ORION]

yeah..well you got some of that shit got in my eye. Have you ever had cum in your eye??? It burns...:madrun

yeah that one time you tied my hands and I could direct the aim so it went straight up. Now I have a stalactite hanging from the ceiling

[ORION]

Nah....ALL girls fart at night.

this works well however if your ear is cold

[mrsmaalox]

Nah....ALL girls fart at night.

Lies!

[ORION]

Lies!

and you don't take dumps either, huh ?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i knew a girl that said she would crap 2-3 a month. :wow
i thought that was pretty gross, and she was a slender thing.

[ORION]

i knew a girl that said she would crap 2-3 a month. :wow
i thought that was pretty gross, and she was a slender thing.

yeah right. you might want to follow up with her because she might be dead from colon cancer. If your not crapping at least once a day something is wrong. If I could crap 5 times a day that would be great. I enjoy my poop time.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

yeah right. you might want to follow up with her because she might be dead from colon cancer. If your not crapping at least once a day something is wrong. If I could crap 5 times a day that would be great. I enjoy my poop time.
that's what she said. even her husband confirmed it with me. i totally know what your saying and i thought the same. it's weird 'cause she had very fair skin and great hair. and that crazy, cold, heartless see-unt is still alive.

[ORION]

that's what she said. even her husband confirmed it with me. i totally know what your saying and i thought the same. it's weird 'cause she had very fair skin and great hair. and that crazy, cold, heartless see-unt is still alive.

she has to be lying and she is the type to drive to a clean gas station and use their restroom. We have chicks at work that drive to the gas station down the street to crap. If she does do it 3 times a month then I bet she pushing out about 25 feet of brown pipe then

[Viva Las Espuelas]

she has to be lying and she is the type to drive to a clean gas station and use their restroom. We have chicks at work that drive to the gas station down the street to crap. If she does do it 3 times a month then I bet she pushing out about 25 feet of brown pipe thenwell like i said the husband confirmed her claim, and yes, 25ft minimum. that's weird about chicks driving to a gas station. a toilet is a toilet. just lay down the paper triangle or the ass gaskets, if they're there, and start churnin' it out.

[mrsmaalox]

........ We have chicks at work that drive to the gas station down the street to crap. ...

Those girls were raised right! :toast

[I. Hustle]

Ass pillows are great

[ORION]

well like i said the husband confirmed her claim, and yes, 25ft minimum. that's weird about chicks driving to a gas station. a toilet is a toilet. just lay down the paper triangle or the ass gaskets, if they're there, and start churnin' it out.

:lol ass gasket

I put down 4 pieces because I don't want my wang touching the front of the bowl. Other dudes wangs could have touched and that is not cool

[I. Hustle]

yeah right. you might want to follow up with her because she might be dead from colon cancer. If your not crapping at least once a day something is wrong. If I could crap 5 times a day that would be great. I enjoy my poop time.

TECHNICALLY less than twice a day is constipation

[ORION]

TECHNICALLY less than twice a day is constipation

oh ok , what are you a dumpologist now ?

[I. Hustle]

:lol ass gasket

I put down 4 pieces because I don't want my wang touching the front of the bowl. Other dudes wangs could have touched and that is not cool

I just throw mine over my shoulder so it doesn't touch the floor. Nasty piss and dirty foot prints on the floor

[mrsmaalox]

oh ok , what are you a dumpologist now ?

He's just so full of shit he needs to evacuate frequently.

[I. Hustle]

oh ok , what are you a dumpologist now ?

http://http://www.constipationinc.com/

It's science brutha!


First eliminate any form of constipation. You have constipation if you don't have at least two bowel movements daily when you have three meals a day. Determine how long it takes for your food to pass through your body. A good rule of thumb is, it should take about 24 hours for food to travel from your mouth and out your anus.

[I. Hustle]

He's just so full of shit he needs to evacuate frequently.

:lol evacuate

[ORION]

I just throw mine over my shoulder so it doesn't touch the floor. Nasty piss and dirty foot prints on the floor

oh so you have a detachable dildo ? and where the hell do you work ? a dang truck stop. We have janitors here

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Those girls were raised right! :toastwhat?! i figured a gas station restroom would be more nastier than an office crapper.

[I. Hustle]

I can't hear out of my left ear damnit! What the hell?!

[mrsmaalox]

what?! i figured a gas station restroom would be more nastier than an office crapper.

:lol "more nastier"--yep, you speak that English language well.

It's not an issue of cleanlinness at some point; more about leaving no incriminating evidence!

[ORION]

I can't hear out of my left ear damnit! What the hell?!

I just looked it up on the Internets. When your penis comes in contact with peanut butter and dog saliva you can lose hearing in your left ear

[I. Hustle]

I just looked it up on the Internets. When your penis comes in contact with peanut butter and dog saliva you can lose hearing in your left ear

WTF?! Why wasn't I warned? They should put warning labels on Peanut Butter

[I. Hustle]

http://www.pellepelster.de/serendipity/uploads/kurioses/this-sign-has-sharp-edges.jpg

[ORION]

WTF?! Why wasn't I warned? They should put warning labels on Peanut Butter

yeah its right next to the "Might cause you to make gay posts" warning

[I. Hustle]

yeah its right next to the "Might cause you to make gay posts" warning

:lol


Well I still can't hear

[IronMexican]

I've always wanted to use a girl as an ass pillow, but never have. That's my goal next time I get layed.

[I. Hustle]

I've always wanted to use a girl as an ass pillow, but never have. That's my goal next time I get layed.

You already posted that.






Well when it finally happens 15 to 20 years from now hopefully you remember.

[jman3000]

my hand is still somewhat numb. basically from the middle joint of my left ring finger and then down about 5 inches, its almost completely numb. a little portion of my left pinkie is slightly numb as well.

[jman3000]

i just bit my finger to see how hard i could go before i felt anything and it's probably close to a level 4 bite mark with some swelling. basards.

[IronMexican]

You already posted that.






Well when it finally happens 15 to 20 years from now hopefully you remember.

I know. I just woke up thinking about again.

[I. Hustle]

my hand is still somewhat numb. basically from the middle joint of my left ring finger and then down about 5 inches, its almost completely numb. a little portion of my left pinkie is slightly numb as well.

When you rub one out do you call that hand the stranger?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

my hand is still somewhat numb. basically from the middle joint of my left ring finger and then down about 5 inches, its almost completely numb. a little portion of my left pinkie is slightly numb as well.you might wanna check that out. that kinda sounds like what a friend of mine went through and it turned out he has ulnar tunnel syndrome. surgery is needed. all that good stuff.

[mrsmaalox]

But isn't Jman's problem a bite he incurred during a romp with some bimbo? In that case he should definitly have it checked out human bites are the nastiest of all. That's assuming he was romping with a human.

[jman3000]

you might wanna check that out. that kinda sounds like what a friend of mine went through and it turned out he has ulnar tunnel syndrome. surgery is needed. all that good stuff.

do you know what causes it?

i was bit pretty hard on my hand thanksgiving night and it's been like this since... but i will say it does seem to be getting better every day.

[jman3000]

i just want to know if ive incurred permanent nerve damage. it's really not noticeable... only when i purposefully fuck with it. id imagine i could do some cool things with it involving knives and what what not.

i just hope she never bites my wang.

[I. Hustle]

I think he should let it be or let the chick bite it again and see if it evens out.

[mrsmaalox]

All the "tunnel syndromes" are repetitve motion injuries

[I. Hustle]

All the "tunnel syndromes" are repetitve motion injuries

So you are saying that he is probably like that from choking the chicken?

[mrsmaalox]

So you are saying that he is probably like that from choking the chicken?

It is a distinct possibility.

[The Reckoning]

something that has been giving me nightmares the past few nights...

i know somebody whose balls got tangled up while they were sleeping, so they had to have one removed.

i didnt know that was possible... thats some scary stuff

[ORION]

my hand is still somewhat numb. basically from the middle joint of my left ring finger and then down about 5 inches, its almost completely numb. a little portion of my left pinkie is slightly numb as well.

sounds like rabies

[ORION]

something that has been giving me nightmares the past few nights...

i know somebody whose balls got tangled up while they were sleeping, so they had to have one removed.

i didnt know that was possible... thats some scary stuff

wait ...inside or outside the sack

[I. Hustle]

wait ...inside or outside the sack

?

[ORION]

?

very important question

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ugh. i can't believe it, but i ate lunch from long john silvers. now i know why i haven't eaten there in over 3 years.

[mrsmaalox]

ugh. i can't believe it, but i ate lunch from long john silvers. now i know why i haven't eaten there in over 3 years.

I've never been there.

[ORION]

ugh. i can't believe it, but i ate lunch from long john silvers. now i know why i haven't eaten there in over 3 years.

yeah they went down hill. just like Sea Island

[ORION]

I've never been there.

because you eat at Long Dong Silvers

[Viva Las Espuelas]

because you eat at Long Dong Silversnot a drip dropped.

[jman3000]

for the first time in my life, my hair goes completely over my ears. I want to get a haircut, but my winter instincts are telling me to keep in to stay warm.

[ORION]

for the first time in my life, my hair goes completely over my ears. I want to get a haircut, but my winter instincts are telling me to keep in to stay warm.

working on that mullet. business in the front and party in the rear

[I. Hustle]

I slept in my car for lunch

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I slept in my car for lunch
go overboard last night?

[ORION]

I slept in my car for lunch

I've done that before but I would wake up feeling like shit

[Viva Las Espuelas]

yeah. i don't believe in cat naps.

[I. Hustle]

go overboard last night?

Nope. Just felt like taking a nap. I park under a tree and the people that park next to me take earlier lunches so I am completely undisturbed.



I've done that before but I would wake up feeling like shit

You ain't shit. You just like your daddy. You don't do shit, and you never gonna amount to shit. All you do is eat, sleep, and shit.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You ain't shit. You just like your daddy. You don't do shit, and you never gonna amount to shit. All you do is eat, sleep, and shit.

many great lines from that movie.

[jman3000]

my long hair bugs me and my beard bugs me. i have no idea why i keep either. i guess because bite girl really doesnt care how i maintain my looks, ive lost all reason to appear non-homeless.

[mrsmaalox]

Sometimes I go with my friend to her dentist appts in New Braunfels and I always make her park in a nice sunny spot and I sleep in the car while she goes in. It's comfy :)

[ORION]

Sometimes I go with my friend to her dentist appts in New Braunfels and I always make her park in a nice sunny spot and I sleep in the car while she goes in. It's comfy :)

I probably know the place. You wait in the car while she is getting drilled

[mrsmaalox]

I probably know the place. You wait in the car while she is getting drilled

Yes. And sometimes I put the top down, but I get self conscious because people stare at me. The office is in a big old Victorian house on a beautiful tree lined street, ahhh

[angel_luv]

One hour and I am off of work for a long weekend. :elephant :elephant

Well, I work Saturday night at the Spurs, but that is fun.

[ORION]

Yes. And sometimes I put the top down, but I get self conscious because people stare at me. The office is in a big old Victorian house on a beautiful tree lined street, ahhh

sounds like some place off Union

[I. Hustle]

Yes. And sometimes I put the top down, but I get self conscious because people stare at me. The office is in a big old Victorian house on a beautiful tree lined street, ahhh

So people are staring at you laying back with your top off while your girlfriend is getting drilled?


Sounds like porn to me

[ORION]

So people are staring at you laying back with your top off while your girlfriend is getting drilled?


Sounds like porn to me

:lmao

[I. Hustle]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/all-i-can-say-is-dat-my-life-is-pretty-plain.jpg:lol

[ORION]

that poor cat

[ORION]

damn it

[I. Hustle]

that poor red X

[ORION]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-cat-eats-toothbrush-bathroom.jpg

[ORION]

http://www.digitalphotolounge.com/albums/userpics/10002/FUNNY_Cat_top_of_dog_small.JPG

:lol

[ORION]

http://zenandjuice.com/word/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/hitlercat.jpg

:lmao

[I. Hustle]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-proud-parent-cat-kitten.jpg

[ORION]

The only reason God doesn't erase you from the face of the Earth is because you amuse him somehow

[ORION]

Master Shake: Look. I'm about to whip it out. And I'm going to urinate all over this room and you will wish that I did not ingest all that asparagus.

Frylock: All right, go ahead. Whip it out.

Master Shake: He wants to come out and punish you.

Meatwad: Go on. Show him.

Master Shake: Oh I will. In private. Because there's not enough room in here.

[I. Hustle]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-thriller-kitten.jpg

[ORION]

http://www.aquateencentral.com/epguide/images/screenshots/reedickyoulus/full/reedickyoulus33.jpg

[The Reckoning]

wait ...inside or outside the sack

i assume inside. now i know why the coaches in PE told everyone to wear compression shorts when we ran.

[CuckingFunt]

There are few things in life more wonderful than flannel pajama pants.

[ORION]

There are few things in life more wonderful than flannel pajama pants.

I have a bunch

[ORION]

i assume inside. now i know why the coaches in PE told everyone to wear compression shorts when we ran.
Are you some african tribes man with balls down to your ankles? Or did your PE coach try to touch you?

[I. Hustle]

Are you some african tribes man with balls down to your ankles? Or did your PE coach try to touch you?

I believe it was the latter

[ORION]

If it was so cold outside and you had to pee outside would it freeze straight up your urethra?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

If it was so cold outside and you had to pee outside would it freeze straight up your urethra?
first of all if it was that cold why would you whip out your wang.

[ORION]

I just call this dude who had a stroke and he literally cannot talk. when he does it sounds like he drank a whole keg of beer on his own. He sounds like a wild animal. My question is if he knows he can't talk why is he the one answering the damn phone

[ORION]

first of all if it was that cold why would you whip out your wang.

to let it breathe but if you have to go while you were outside could that happen ?

[ashbeeigh]

holy balls it is cold outside. The second i stepped out of my car to fill up the gas tank I regretted it.


And :elephant for another job interview

[ATRAIN]

holy balls it is cold outside. The second i stepped out of my car to fill up the gas tank I regretted it.


And :elephant for another job interview

Did your nips get hard?

[mrsmaalox]

I forgot how totally delicious the heated seats in my car are. I could have sat there all morning :spin

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Did your nips get hard?
that's a lot of skin to gather up.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I forgot how totally delicious the heated seats in my car are. I could have sat there all morning :spinyou should've gotten the vibrating option then.

[mrsmaalox]

you should've gotten the vibrating option then.

Who said I didn't? :eyebrows

[ashbeeigh]

I forgot how totally delicious the heated seats in my car are. I could have sat there all morning :spin

I love my heated seats. After September I usually keep it at 1 just to stay warm, no matter how hot or cold it is. Today they were at 3.

[ashbeeigh]

Did your nips get hard?

wouldn't you like to know.

[mrsmaalox]

When I first got my car, I always asked my passenger, "How's your butt?" and they would look at me funny and then I'd say "Cuz if it's too hot I can cool it down, or if it's too cold I'll warm it up for you". Now everyone knows and it's the first thing they adjust when they get in.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i take it that it's cold in SA. i didn't see any updates from the self appointed deity.

[ashbeeigh]

When I first got my car, I always asked my passenger, "How's your butt?" and they would look at me funny and then I'd say "Cuz if it's too hot I can cool it down, or if it's too cold I'll warm it up for you". Now everyone knows and it's the first thing they adjust when they get in.

The first time I had someone in my car when it was cold that was the first thing we played with. It was amazing. Good thing I have it today, I've got a two hour drive.

[marini martini]

i take it that it's cold in SA. i didn't see any updates from the self appointed deity.

:lmao

[ORION]

heated seats are for gaylords

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao

and where in the hell have you been. lately, the emoticon count has hit an all time low in the quat.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

lords of the gaysest

[ashbeeigh]

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say something! Don't be a 1Billups1!

[CuckingFunt]

I like my heated seats, but not enough to freak out about it.

[ORION]

Heated seats are for those who want to bake their buns

[ORION]

I guess everyone has a car with vinyl seats

[CuckingFunt]

My seats is leatha, bitch.

But only one of them is heated. The passenger seat has never worked since I bought the car.

[mrsmaalox]

I guess everyone has a car with vinyl seats

Pure corinthian leather here!

[marini martini]

what happened to the "most pretentious poster" thread???

[ATRAIN]

I forgot how totally delicious the heated seats in my car are. I could have sat there all morning :spin

You should have stayed there with the car running while parked in the garage with the windows closed. Then it would be even more delicious!!

[marini martini]

Gad, I just woke up and realized, I have my house to my self.:king

Yesssssssss:toast

[ATRAIN]

wouldn't you like to know.

I asked didnt I. You can either answer the question or give me visual proof.

[ATRAIN]

Gad, I just woke up and realized, I have my house to my self.:king

Yesssssssss:toast

Where is the love of my life?

[ATRAIN]

for the record heated sucks suck more than Maalox.........and thats a lot!! If you have heated seats and live in Texas your an R tard.

[mrsmaalox]

I like my heated seats, but not enough to freak out about it.

See Ash? You are such a bourgeoise!! :lol

[marini martini]

Where is the love of my life?

Some apts. on Blanco Rd., N. of Churchill.:downspin:

[mrsmaalox]

what happened to the "most pretentious poster" thread???

You go fly a kite! I've seen your car! :)

[mrsmaalox]

for the record heated sucks suck more than Maalox.........and thats a lot!! If you have heated seats and live in Texas your an R tard.

Couldn't afford the option, huh?

[ATRAIN]

Some apts. on Blanco Rd., N. of Churchill.:downspin:

What she doing over there?

[marini martini]

You go fly a kite! I've seen your car! :)

:lmao

And it's paid for!!!!:toast

[marini martini]

What she doing over there?

Who cares?? :toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i think all of y'all need to shut up already.

[ATRAIN]

Couldn't afford the option, huh?

uhh yeah I could but its a waste of money IMO if you live in Texas. Plus when its cold the only thing that bother me is a cold stearing wheel and cold feet, so I put on some gloves i have in the car and put the heater on my feet and im good.

[CuckingFunt]

i think all of y'all need to shut up already.

I'm not actually talking, so, technically... done.

[mrsmaalox]

i think all of y'all need to shut up already.

I think you probably need to get some sleep or something!

[ATRAIN]

Who cares?? :toast

LOL I DO!!! Your supposed to set us up!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

uhh yeah I could but its a waste of money IMO if you live in Texas. Plus when its cold the only thing that bother me is a cold stearing wheel and cold feet, so I put on some gloves i have in the car and put the heater on my feet and im good.:tu
and it's a whole lot cheaper. i'm sure temperature controlled ass holders cost a minimum of about $3000 on a car. the same with a heated blanket. if you're still cold, put on another damn blanket. that is all for now.

[mrsmaalox]

LOL I DO!!! Your supposed to set us up!!

Marini, how long are you going to let this boy live with false hope? Tell him already!!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm not actually talking, so, technically... done.
you're thinking a little too loud this morning.

[marini martini]

LOL I DO!!! Your supposed to set us up!!

Too late, she married the sociopath in Nov., in Vegas. But he goes out of town to work. She should be hitting the gym later.:toast

[ashbeeigh]

I just got lucky with the car having heated seats. It wasn't something I set out to buy. But, now that i have them it is nice.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I think you probably need to get some sleep or something!
it may be something.

[Silver21_Black20]

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say something! Don't be a 1Billups1!

I want me some 1Billups1!

I was catching up. I was 20 pages behind. I did scroll over a lot of ORION's gay posts.

[marini martini]

Marini, how long are you going to let this boy live with false hope? Tell him already!!!

As long as I have a breath of air Missy, there's still hope!:toast

[mrsmaalox]

uhh yeah I could but its a waste of money IMO if you live in Texas. Plus when its cold the only thing that bother me is a cold stearing wheel and cold feet, so I put on some gloves i have in the car and put the heater on my feet and im good.


:tu
and it's a whole lot cheaper. i'm sure temperature controlled ass holders cost a minimum of about $3000 on a car. the same with a heated blanket. if you're still cold, put on another damn blanket. that is all for now.

That's just cuz you 2 have ordinary asses. Nothing is too good for mine!

[ATRAIN]

:tu
and it's a whole lot cheaper. i'm sure temperature controlled ass holders cost a minimum of about $3000 on a car. the same with a heated blanket. if you're still cold, put on another damn blanket. that is all for now.

All you need is a San Marcos blanket and if your still cold your dead. Us Messicans know how to make a fucking Blanket.... PLUS who doesnt like a big ass Lion design on their blanket.Damn 3 g's for that option FUCK THAT. You can have a kick ass system in your car for that....which is more important than staying warm.

[ATRAIN]

That's just cuz you 2 have ordinary asses. Nothing is too good for mine!

Too bad they dont have mouth warmers since thats your money maker you damn 2 dollar hooker. lol

[ashbeeigh]

I want me some 1Billups1!

I was catching up. I was 20 pages behind. I did scroll over a lot of ORION's gay posts.

Then you should only have like 2 pages to actually read.

[ATRAIN]

Marini, how long are you going to let this boy live with false hope? Tell him already!!!


Too late, she married the sociopath in Nov., in Vegas. But he goes out of town to work. She should be hitting the gym later.:toast


Damn she just killed it for me. Its ok what her husband doesnt know wont hurt him :). Tell her I said hi ;)

[CuckingFunt]

I think ATRAIN and maalox need to fuck and get it over with.

[Silver21_Black20]

Then you should only have like 2 pages to actually read.

Exactly and I was watching a movie.

And getting over the flu like symptoms I've had for the past 3 days.

[ATRAIN]

I want me some 1Billups1!

I was catching up. I was 20 pages behind. I did scroll over a lot of ORION's gay posts.

I know its against the rules but I dont even go back and read anymore when I make my cameo appearences. I only showed up today cause Sandra was making an appearence. Your right half of the posts in here are Orion and I.Gay (aka I.Hustle) having gay cyber sex.

[CuckingFunt]

Orion and I. Gay having gay cyber sex.

I don't think this reads the way you wanted it to.

[ATRAIN]

I think ATRAIN and maalox need to fuck and get it over with.

No thanks I like my dick where it is thank you. If I fucked her I would get that disease where worms come out of your skin.

[ashbeeigh]

And getting over the flu like symptoms I've had for the past 3 days.

oh, how lame! I hope you feel better.

[ATRAIN]

I don't think this reads the way you wanted it to.

LOL yeah your right


translation

I.Gay = I.Hustle

[mrsmaalox]

All you need is a San Marcos blanket and if your still cold your dead. Us Messicans know how to make a fucking Blanket.... PLUS who doesnt like a big ass Lion design on their blanket.Damn 3 g's for that option FUCK THAT. You can have a kick ass system in your car for that....which is more important than staying warm.

You're right, my bad. Nothing is more sexually alluring to a woman than a Mexican under one of those tarps! Except one that also happens to be blasting the cumbias at 130 dB!!

[ATRAIN]

You're right, my bad. Nothing is more sexually alluring to a woman than a Mexican under one of those tarps! Except one that also happens to be blasting the cumbias at 130 dB!!

Dont forget Selena on the hood!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

atrain and maalox sitting in a tree
A-R-G-U-I-N-G

[ATRAIN]

You're right, my bad. Nothing is more sexually alluring to a woman than a Mexican under one of those tarps! Except one that also happens to be blasting the cumbias at 130 dB!!

TARPS??? Have you ever covered up with one of those bad boys? THEY ARE FUCKING AWESOME!! Every one should own one. If you know any Mexicans they give those out as xmas presents so if you dont know any befriend a mexican ASAP!!

[Silver21_Black20]

oh, how lame! I hope you feel better.

Thing is I feel better today which means back to work tonight :depressed

How'd your interview go?

[ATRAIN]

atrain and maalox sitting in a tree
A-R-G-U-I-N-G

LMAO dammit man dont encourage her, she already stalked me on multiple occasions.

[ATRAIN]

Thing is I feel better today which means back to work tonight :depressed

How'd your interview go?

Take today off you deserve it.

[mrsmaalox]

TARPS??? Have you ever covered up with one of those bad boys? THEY ARE FUCKING AWESOME!! Every one should own one. If you know any Mexicans they give those out as xmas presents so if you dont know any befriend a mexican ASAP!!

Those are the ones that Mexicans use to smother their little kids with inside Walmart right?

[Silver21_Black20]

I know its against the rules but I dont even go back and read anymore when I make my cameo appearences. I only showed up today cause Sandra was making an appearence. Your right half of the posts in here are Orion and I.Gay (aka I.Hustle) having gay cyber sex.

Cameo appearances? Haha ... dude you are such a Fag! It's just a habit for me to scroll through the posts I've missed. I don't read all of them.

[ATRAIN]

Those are the ones that Mexicans use to smother their little kids with inside Walmart right?

??? its possible. Im not really sure I hate walmart. Im an upper class Mexican, I go to Target.

[Silver21_Black20]

Take today off you deserve it.

I've taken the last 2 nights off.

[ORION]

I want me some 1Billups1!

I was catching up. I was 20 pages behind. I did scroll over a lot of ORION's gay posts.

If by Gay you mean happy then yes. If by Gay you mean taking it up the butt then no. Look I can't help it if I get bored and then you come in here and add fuel to the fire and make it worse. I just say out loud what I'm thinking

[marini martini]

atrain and maalox sitting in a tree
A-R-G-U-I-N-G

:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

This (https://www.getsnuggie.com/flare/next?tag=ED%7CSM%7CGO%7CTM%7C) looks retarded, but I kinda want one.

[ATRAIN]

Cameo appearances? Haha ... dude you are such a Fag! It's just a habit for me to scroll through the posts I've missed. I don't read all of them.

Coming from you thats a compliment, thanks Sandra :). I know by fag you mean im fucking COOL. Im not a regular poster anymore so what should I call them. Cameo sounds good!! You make Cameos too so dont hate lol.

[ORION]

I.Gay
Yes you are

[ATRAIN]

I've taken the last 2 nights off.

Call in sick again, im sure they will be fine :).

[ATRAIN]

If by Gay you mean happy then yes. If by Gay you mean taking it up the butt then no. Look I can't help it if I get bored and then you come in here and add fuel to the fire and make it worse. I just say out loud what I'm thinking


Yes you are

Shut your mouth Blondie!!

[ORION]

This (https://www.getsnuggie.com/flare/next?tag=ED%7CSM%7CGO%7CTM%7C) looks retarded, but I kinda want one.

I'm tired of that commerical and it makes you look like some Monk or Cult leader

[ATRAIN]

Yes I am

[ORION]

Shut your mouth Blondie!!

If by Blondie you mean like Clint Eastwood in The Good, Bad and the Ugly then thanks

[Dr. Gonzo]

The only time the word cameo has been associated with anything cool.

u_7Kp_TapA4

[ATRAIN]

This (https://www.getsnuggie.com/flare/next?tag=ED%7CSM%7CGO%7CTM%7C) looks retarded, but I kinda want one.

LOL yeah those look pretty damn retarded. The infomercial that gets me is that glue for clothing whatever its called. That and P90x. Im tempted to order that.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm tired of that commerical and it makes you look like some Monk or Cult leader

Hence the fact it looks retarded.

But it's hard to argue the snuggliness of a giant fleece blanket with sleeves. It's like a reverse robe.

[ORION]

I shouldn't have douched this morning because my fingers smell like salad dressing now

[Dr. Gonzo]

Flo from the Progressive commercials annoys the fuck out of me.

[Silver21_Black20]

Call in sick again, im sure they will be fine :).

The weekends can get pretty busy. Hopefully with the cold weather everyone decides to stay home and out of trouble.

[CuckingFunt]

Flo from the Progressive commercials annoys the fuck out of me.

I want to punch her.

[ATRAIN]

Flo from the Progressive commercials annoys the fuck out of me.

have you noticed that biker chick from saved by the bell is in one of those commercials?

[ORION]

Hence the fact it looks retarded.

But it's hard to argue the snuggliness of a giant fleece blanket with sleeves. It's like a reverse robe.

why not just get a fleece rob then

[ATRAIN]

The weekends can get pretty busy. Hopefully with the cold weather everyone decides to stay home and out of trouble.

lol yeah that prob wont happen. If your still sick you should stay out of the cold.

[CuckingFunt]

why not just get a fleece rob then

You'd have to wear it backwards. And it probably wouldn't be as hugemongous.

[ATRAIN]

does anyone else think those Brinks Home Security Commercials are funny? I think the one where they husband and wife spend their first night in the new house and someone breaks in and the husband runs to the bedroom. What a fucking pussy.

[ORION]

lol yeah that prob wont happen. If your still sick you should stay out of the cold.

awww your so sweet .............and by sweet I mean Gay

[Dr. Gonzo]

Has anyone had Wok on Wheels?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i'm trying to cut down on stir fried cat and kung pao chow.

[timvp]

Has anyone had Wok on Wheels?

No but I'm sure you've had Cok on Wheels.

[ATRAIN]

Has anyone had Wok on Wheels?

LOL WTF is that. That sounds like the shits waiting to happen.

[ORION]

You'd have to wear it backwards. And it probably wouldn't be as hugemongous.

well if I was starting a Cult thats what I'd get for our uniforms

[ashbeeigh]

Has anyone had Wok on Wheels?

Yes. They're alright. If you're too lazy to go out for lunch it's worth it, but if you're wanting to try something new it's not worth it. If you just want Chinese you should just go get some Chinese, it's not that "amazing." the portions are huge though.

[timvp]

i'm trying to cut down on stir fried cat and kung pao chow.Vietnamese don't talk Spanish.

[ATRAIN]

No but I'm sure you've had Cok on Wheels.

DAAAYMMM. Im sure Orion has as well.

[ORION]

No but I'm sure you've had Cok on Wheels.

that what happens when a guy gets racked by a chick wearing roller skates

[Dr. Gonzo]

No but I'm sure you've had Cok on Wheels.

Nice.

[ORION]

DAAAYMMM. Im sure Orion has as well.

sounds like your complimenting me on my huge penis......thanks

[Dr. Gonzo]

Vietnamese don't talk Spanish.

Actually I knew a Vietnamese that spoke spanish in high school.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

have you noticed that biker chick from saved by the bell is in one of those commercials?there's also a commercial where i can swear that it's one of the kids from mr mom. that's probably too old school for a lot of people here. i think the kid in the movie was the one that had keaton toast his bread with the iron.

[timvp]

If you just want Chinese you should just go get some Chinese, it's not that "amazing." the portions are huge though.

That'd be funny if that's all you wrote.

[ashbeeigh]

How'd your interview go?

I haven't had it yet. I've got to go up to Austin for it around 2:45. I'm dreading the thought of traffic in Austin on Friday afterwards, but it's an interview. Fingers crossed it goes well!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Vietnamese don't talk Spanish.hmm. neither do i.

[ATRAIN]

there's also a commercial where i can swear that it's one of the kids from mr mom. that's probably too old school for a lot of people here. i think the kid in the movie was the one that had keaton toast his bread with the iron.

Fuck how would you even know that he was like 8 in that movie.

[ashbeeigh]

That'd be funny if that's all you wrote.

You should of just done a 'Fixed' it for you. That would have been even better.

[timvp]

Actually I knew a Vietnamese that spoke spanish in high school.Just because the gardener ate your mom's puppy after lowing her lawn didn't make him Vietnamese.

[ORION]

I haven't had it yet. I've got to go up to Austin for it around 2:45. I'm dreading the thought of traffic in Austin on Friday afterwards, but it's an interview. Fingers crossed it goes well!

I'll need to remember to throw down some road spikes when you cross over 46 in New Braunfels

[CuckingFunt]

That'd be funny if that's all you wrote.

Funny, but factually inaccurate.

From what I've heard.

[ATRAIN]

sounds like your complimenting me on my huge penis......thanks

No Clint im not complimenting you on anything. I was just explaining to everyone your obsession on eating dick.

[timvp]

You should of just done a 'Fixed' it for you. That would have been even better.I didn't fix anything though. I guess I could have gone with "Shortened".

[Dr. Gonzo]

Just because the gardener ate your mom's puppy after lowing her lawn didn't make him Vietnamese.

Shit I wish we could've afforded gardeners back then.

[ATRAIN]

You should of just done a 'Fixed' it for you. That would have been even better.

[ashbeeigh]

I didn't fix anything though. I guess I could have gone with "Shortened".

Oh. my bad, sir.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i saw a rerun of anthony bourdain's no reservation where he was in china and they have some strange cuisine over there. they're way more into innards of certain animals then i'd care to know about. he has a great show.

[ORION]

No Clint im not complimenting you on anything. I was just explaining to everyone your obsession on eating dick.

Look I know what you said , so thanks for complimenting me on my penis size. Lets stop it here though because your staying to gay things up

[timvp]

Funny, but factually inaccurate.

From what I've heard.Luckily I don't know by first hand accounts either.

[ashbeeigh]

I'll need to remember to throw down some road spikes when you cross over 46 in New Braunfels

Oh my god, please no. I'm already dreading traffic once I get past San Marcos.

[ATRAIN]

I just got a text from a teacher friend of mine that said "I just decorated my tree with blue balls this year" hahaha fucking brilliant.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Fuck how would you even know that he was like 8 in that movie.i have a pretty good photographic memory. now i'm trying to remember which commercial he was in. you know i think it might be the new life cereal commercials, but i can't say if he's the new mikey.

[ATRAIN]

i saw a rerun of anthony bourdain's no reservation where he was in china and they have some strange cuisine over there. they're way more into innards of certain animals then i'd care to know about. he has a great show.

3 Sheets is a better show. I would love that job.

[timvp]

Shit I wish we could've afforded gardeners back then.Super Nintendo. Sega Genesis. When I was dead broke, man, I couldn't picture this.

[CuckingFunt]

I hate that my apartment doesn't have room for a Christmas tree.

[timvp]

Oh my god, please no. I'm already dreading traffic once I get past San Marcos.You should fly there.

[ATRAIN]

Look I know what you said , so thanks for complimenting me on my penis size. Lets stop it here though because your staying to gay things up

Just cause your gay lover I.Husltle loves your twig and berries and is always complimenting you on it doesnt mean everyone else does.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh my god, please no. I'm already dreading traffic once I get past San Marcos.

I'm still pissed off I got a speeding ticket in NB last week. Stupid ass town!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Just because the gardener ate your mom's puppy after lowing her lawn didn't make him Vietnamese.
that would make him phillipian

[timvp]

I hate that my apartment doesn't have room for a Christmas tree.As good a reason as any to switch to Judaism.

[ATRAIN]

Oh my god, please no. I'm already dreading traffic once I get past San Marcos.

where you going?

[mrsmaalox]

i saw a rerun of anthony bourdain's no reservation where he was in china and they have some strange cuisine over there. they're way more into innards of certain animals then i'd care to know about. he has a great show.

When I was in China, one night we were served "field mouse soup".

[CuckingFunt]

that would make him phillipian

Phillipian?

[timvp]

that would make him phillipian

Thanks, Webster.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Super Nintendo. Sega Genesis. When I was dead broke, man, I couldn't picture this.

I never had a Super Nintendo. I did have a Sega my dad bought stolen from some dude he worked with. The only game I had was NBA Jam.

[mrsmaalox]

Just cause your gay lover I.Husltle loves your twig and berries and is always complimenting you on it doesnt mean everyone else does.

Someone's jealous!! :lol

[ORION]

Just cause your gay lover I.Husltle loves your twig and berries and is always complimenting you on it doesnt mean everyone else does.

you said it was a squash and cantaloupes yesterday. stop taking about my wang. I'm still not going to show you

[timvp]

When I was in China, one night we were served "field mouse soup".Did you order it from Wok on Wheels?

[ORION]

I'm still pissed off I got a speeding ticket in NB last week. Stupid ass town!!

I know. We saw the police video tape already at the local DQ

[CuckingFunt]

As good a reason as any to switch to Judaism.

Nah. I'm a Godless sinner. Christmas just has the best music. And egg nog.

[timvp]

I never had a Super Nintendo. I did have a Sega my dad bought stolen from some dude he worked with. The only game I had was NBA Jam.How could someone not have a Super Nintendo. They need to make video game stamps. Forget food . . .

[mrsmaalox]

Did you order it from Wok on Wheels?

Actually the name of the place was "Yung Fuk". Seriously!

[ATRAIN]

I never had a Super Nintendo. I did have a Sega my dad bought stolen from some dude he worked with. The only game I had was NBA Jam.

Do you still have it, that game was a classic.

[ATRAIN]

Someone's jealous!! :lol

shut up vaca

[mrsmaalox]

I know. We saw the police video tape already at the local DQ
Wow good thing I didn't offer a bribe.

[I. Hustle]

Some apts. on Blanco Rd., N. of Churchill.:downspin:

Wow I used to live at The Villas of Vista Del Norte. That's right there

[timvp]

Nah. I'm a Godless sinner. Christmas just has the best music. And egg nog.I know it's kinda expensive but I didn't know Jewish people legally weren't allowed to have egg nog. Oh and Drummer Boy has a pretty good beat.

[mrsmaalox]

shut up vaca

you shut up burro!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh and Drummer Boy has a pretty good beat.it got me started.

[ATRAIN]

Wow I used to live at The Villas of Vista Del Norte. That's right there

That sounds like the name of a Tejano band

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I think ATRAIN and maalox need to fuck and get it over with.

[ATRAIN]

you shut up burro!

did you just call me "Maalox's Pussy of Death"?

[timvp]

Actually the name of the place was "Yung Fuk". Seriously!That wasn't field mice. That was cougar.

[Dr. Gonzo]

How could someone not have a Super Nintendo. They need to make video game stamps. Forget food . . .

That would've been kick ass. I did spend most of my time at a friend's house playing Mario Kart though.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That sounds like the name of a Tejano band
norteno is where it's at.

[ATRAIN]

God Dammit people im not going to bang Maalox. Well .......... I might consider it if she buys me a San Marcos Blanket.

[timvp]

Wow I used to live at The Villas of Vista Del Norte. That's right thereSounds familiar. Near Churchill?

[mrsmaalox]

I know it's kinda expensive but I didn't know Jewish people legally weren't allowed to have egg nog. Oh and Drummer Boy has a pretty good beat.


it got me started.

You guys need to hear the version of Drummerboy on my "Tis the Season for Los Straightjackets" CD; there is nothing like instrumental surfer Christmas music!