Free Quattro Razor (18)

[I. Hustle]

lmao mma

[ORION]

lmao mma

imao mma

[ORION]

I hate it when people use LOL ,lmao, etc..... etc....damn it

[angel_luv]

I need to take a nap. I'm sooo tired.

A nap sounds fantastic! I wish I were taking one right now.

[I. Hustle]

I hate it when people use LOL ,lmao, etc..... etc....damn it

roflmfao

[ORION]

roflmfao

what does that mean? maybe you will understand this...wdtm

[ORION]

roflmfao

ride on flaming lizards marching foward around ostrich

[ashbeeigh]

I hate it when people use LOL ,lmao, etc..... etc....damn it

I have accidently slipped a "brb" in a real conversation before. I was like "Oh my god...I am so sorry i just said that."


A nap sounds fantastic! I wish I were taking one right now.

I wish I could take naps in my car. I so would. I would totally take a nap in the back office if I had a blanket. It's empty. I think part of why I'm tired is the light off to my left is blinking on and off and its bother me.

[I. Hustle]

what does that mean? maybe you will understand this...wdtm

Simcsoacwiwtan

[ORION]

I have accidently slipped a "brb" in a real conversation before. I was like "Oh my god...I am so sorry i just said that."



I wish I could take naps in my car. I so would. I would totally take a nap in the back office if I had a blanket. It's empty. I think part of why I'm tired is the light off to my left is blinking on and off and its bother me.

If I ever own a company we will have scheduled "power naps"

[ATRAIN]

If I ever own a company we will have scheduled "power naps"

You will be the most loved boss ever. Even little nap rooms?

[ORION]

You will be the most loved boss ever. Even little nap rooms?

oh yeah. co-ed and singles for those gasy days because you can't hold them in your sleep

[I. Hustle]

If I ever own a company we will have scheduled "power bj's"

I will however noy let Orion offer his services. No matter how good Atrain says he is.

[ORION]

Simcsoacwiwtan

shoot in my chocolate soda or a chocolate waffle if winter time around nazis

[ORION]

If I ever own a company we will have scheduled "power bj's"

I will however noy let Orion offer his services. No matter how good Atrain says he is.

:depressed

[ATRAIN]

oh yeah. co-ed and singles for those gasy days because you can't hold them in your sleep

lol dude there are some companies that have little nap rooms but they call them break rooms.

[ATRAIN]

If I ever own a company we will have scheduled "power bj's"

I will however noy let Orion offer his services. No matter how good Atrain says he is.


:depressed

LOL

I never said ORION was good, I said his momma was.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

If I ever own a company we will have scheduled "power naps"

Will liquid lunches and happy hour be mandatory?

[ATRAIN]

Will liquid lunches and happy hour be mandatory?

LOL bad ass

[ORION]

Will liquid lunches and happy hour be mandatory?

not mandatory but if you must you must. Then we will have on site breathalizers. If your under then you can leave if not hit the nap room

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I have accidently slipped a "brb" in a real conversation before. I was like "Oh my god...I am so sorry i just said that."


Or did you REALLY say "OMG...I am so sorry i just said that."

:spin

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

not mandatory but if you must you must. Then we will have on site breathalizers. If your under then you can leave if not hit the nap room

Will there be an on-site champagne room?

[ATRAIN]

not mandatory but if you must you must. Then we will have on site breathalizers. If your under then you can leave if not hit the nap room

LMAO Beer in the vending machine in the break room?

[ATRAIN]

Will there be an on-site champagne room?

boom boom room

[I. Hustle]

shoot in my chocolate soda or a chocolate waffle if winter time around nazis

That was pretty good.switch waffle with whiffle and you got it.

[ORION]

Will there be an on-site champagne room?

I will send you a application because you are my new HR manager

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I will send you a application because you are my new HR manager

I propose that we hire many motivational fluffers, er, I mean "speakers".

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I will send you a application because you are my new HR manager

A happy employee is a productive employee.

[jman3000]

lol

LOL

LOL

LMAO

boom

These were the ways ATRAIN started all his posts on page 88.

If that doesn't sound like a little spaz then I don't know what does.

[ATRAIN]

lol

LOL

LOL

LMAO

boom

These were the ways ATRAIN started all his posts on page 88.

If that doesn't sound like a little spaz then I don't know what does.

WTF........ROFL

Is there any that I forgot? I dont think Boom should count because I said BOOM BOOM ROOM, dont you know what that is?

[ATRAIN]

A happy employee is a productive employee.

You two could be on to something great.

[mrsmaalox]

lol

LOL

LOL

LMAO

boom

These were the ways ATRAIN started all his posts on page 88.

If that doesn't sound like a little spaz then I don't know what does.

Just a sign of the times....

[ATRAIN]

Just a sign of the times....

Your so fucking stupid........Just shut the fuck up already you stupid fucking cunt

[ORION]

yesterday....
all my troubles seemed so far away

[ATRAIN]

yesterday....
all my troubles seemed so far away

Are you in love like Batman?

[ORION]

A happy employee is a productive employee.

Shoog used to be my HR guy but apparently he got another offer. Jacuzzi desks for employee of week. All day desk dance for employee of the month

[mrsmaalox]

Your so fucking stupid........Just shut the fuck up already you stupid fucking cunt

:rolleyes Damn, not even smart enough to know when he's NOT being insulted..

[ATRAIN]

:rolleyes Damn, not even smart enough to know when he's NOT being insulted..

Insulting me or not I really would like for you the shut the fuck up

[ORION]

Are you in love like Batman?

Batman is the gayest gaylord. He has a membership to the gaylords house of dildos

[ATRAIN]

Shoog used to be my HR guy but apparently he got another offer. Jacuzzi desks for employee of week. All day desk dance for employee of the month

OK what is your company going to supply? Will you have videogames in the breakroom like in Grandma's boy?

[I. Hustle]

Shoog used to be my HR guy but apparently he got another offer. Jacuzzi desks for employee of week. All day desk dance for employee of the month

Would those be the famous jacuzzi tubes?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Shoog used to be my HR guy but apparently he got another offer. Jacuzzi desks for employee of week. All day desk dance for employee of the month

This is good, but we need some incentive programs. We can't have repeat dominant EOM's, and under-achievers must be inspired to potential greatness.

[ATRAIN]

This is good, but we need some incentive programs. We can't have repeat dominant EOM's, and under-achievers must be inspired to potential greatness.

Employee of the Year gets a all expenses paid trip to a playboy mansion party.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Employee of the Year gets a all expenses paid trip to a playboy mansion party.

Nah.
Weekend at the Bunny Ranch.

[ATRAIN]

Nah.
Weekend at the Bunny Ranch.

You guys of course need to pass out waivers if thats the case. You cant be held responsible for stds. Especially if Ashbeeigh is working that weekend.

[mrsmaalox]

No incentives for female employees? Unabashed discrimination.

[ORION]

Would those be the famous jacuzzi tubes?

This is why you will not have a job with my Fortune 500 company

[ORION]

No incentives for female employees? Unabashed discrimination.

it can't be discrimination if we don't hire any females.....duh

[ORION]

Nah.
Weekend at the Bunny Ranch.

but ATRAIN gets sent to Boystown for his team builder

[ATRAIN]

This is why you will not have a job with my Fortune 500 company

Monthly incentives can include a little Asian massage parlor with hour long rubs and tugs.

[mrsmaalox]

it can't be discrimination if we don't hire any females.....duh

So the "power BJ's" will be provided by men? No wonder there is so much interest here

[ATRAIN]

but ATRAIN gets sent to Boystown for his team builder

LOL with the crew I would hire, that would be fine. As long as I can make the managers trip to the playboy mansion.

[ORION]

Monthly incentives can include a little Asian massage parlor with hour long rubs and tugs.

oh man and a turkish bath with a dry sauna. This is going to be one long work day, but no OT you sons of bitches.

[ATRAIN]

So the "power BJ's" will be provided by men? No wonder there is so much interest here

UHHH we would outsource our females for bj duties soooo SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[ATRAIN]

oh man and a turkish bath with a dry sauna. This is going to be one long work day, but no OT you sons of bitches.

IM sure no one would complain.

[ORION]

So the "power BJ's" will be provided by men? No wonder there is so much interest here

no, I will speak to Katy and we can get some female temps in this mutha. or freelance work.....my lance will be free you know what I'm saying !!!

[mrsmaalox]

no, I will speak to Katy and we can get some female temps in this mutha. or freelance work.....my lance will be free you know what I'm saying !!!

Ah, independent contractors!

[ATRAIN]

no, I will speak to Katy and we can get some female temps in this mutha. or freelance work.....my lance will be free you know what I'm saying !!!

LOL for the Asian Parlor?

[ATRAIN]

This is why you will not have a job with my Fortune 500 company

Can I hire him on my team, then fire him within the first hour?

[ashbeeigh]

I love how this conversation started by me saying i needed a nap.

[ashbeeigh]

oh damn. I missed my 6,666. Lame.

[RashoFan]

So the "power BJ's" will be provided by men? No wonder there is so much interest here

:lol
This is what results in the Quattro's daily sausage fest....

[ATRAIN]

:lol
This is what results in the Quattro's daily sausage fest....

The Daily Sausage fest is a result of cows like you and maalox running off all the other girls.

[samikeyp]

The Daily Sausage fest is a result of cows like you and maalox running off all the other girls.

Dude....:nope well maybe maalox but not RF.

[ATRAIN]

Dude....:nope well maybe maalox but not RF.

Well you might be right. The girls usually would ignore RF and she isnt around all that much. With that being said I stand by my statement.

[Silver21_Black20]

It is worth staying up in the morning for The Golden Girls.

[I. Hustle]

I need more money. Does anyone need their grass cut?
http://www.ristohurme.com/tom%20bike%20mower.jpg

[ORION]

Holy Hell !

[mrsmaalox]

The Daily Sausage fest is a result of cows like you and maalox running off all the other girls.

:lmao "other girls"?!?! Like who? You're the only girl I can think of who gets butthurt and leaves! And besides that, weren't you the one who told me about about ALL the posters who PM'd you to tell you they left the Quattro because it just wasn't the same without you?! And that you wouldn't come back because I.Hustle is always hanging around and he's SO annoying and that ORION acts just like him? You're a fucking joke! :lol

I'll just wait here for your fast as lightning response of "STFU cunt" or " killer snatch" or "stalker" BS. That's all you've got because as much as you try to make people believe that you actually know anything about me, which is NOTHING because we've never met; everything I have to say about you is 100% true, and that's why you hate me! :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Dude....:nope well maybe maalox but not RF.

:ihit And you........;)

[ATRAIN]

:lmao "other girls"?!?! Like who? You're the only girl I can think of who gets butthurt and leaves! And besides that, weren't you the one who told me about about ALL the posters who PM'd you to tell you they left the Quattro because it just wasn't the same without you?! And that you wouldn't come back because I.Hustle is always hanging around and he's SO annoying and that ORION acts just like him? You're a fucking joke! :lol

I'll just wait here for your fast as lightning response of "STFU cunt" or " killer snatch" or "stalker" BS. That's all you've got because as much as you try to make people believe that you actually know anything about me, which is NOTHING because we've never met; everything I have to say about you is 100% true, and that's why you hate me! :lol

WOW there you go making shit up again. Your pathetic!!

[I. Hustle]

Dude what did I do?!





:lol

[ATRAIN]

LOL wtf "PM'd you to tell you they left the Quattro because it just wasn't the same without you?"

Your so fucking stupid

Butthurt and leaves??? LOL yeah ok I never left I just didnt have anything to say to your stupid posts.

[ATRAIN]

Im just curious where Maalox gets these so called "pm's from me? I havent pmed that fucking cow in ages.

[ORION]

:lmao "other girls"?!?! Like who? You're the only girl I can think of who gets butthurt and leaves! And besides that, weren't you the one who told me about about ALL the posters who PM'd you to tell you they left the Quattro because it just wasn't the same without you?! And that you wouldn't come back because I.Hustle is always hanging around and he's SO annoying and that ORION acts just like him? You're a fucking joke! :lol

I'll just wait here for your fast as lightning response of "STFU cunt" or " killer snatch" or "stalker" BS. That's all you've got because as much as you try to make people believe that you actually know anything about me, which is NOTHING because we've never met; everything I have to say about you is 100% true, and that's why you hate me! :lol

who do I act like ?

[ORION]

Pop that pussy ! Pop Pop that pussy ! It means I want to give you a hug !!!!

[ATRAIN]

who do I act like ?

You act like Orion.........Im not sure what she is talking about. I think she means that you act like I.Hustle......whatever that means.

[I. Hustle]

Burn! Orion acts like ME!

That f'n clown! Get a life Orion and stop trying to be me!

[ATRAIN]

Burn! Orion acts like ME!

That f'n clown! Get a life Orion and stop trying to be me!

LOL Orion you want to be like I.Hustle?

[mrsmaalox]

LOL wtf "PM'd you to tell you they left the Quattro because it just wasn't the same without you?"

Your so fucking stupid

I'm the stupid one?! You're the bitch who's too stupid not to know that if you are an asshole, things you say will come back and bite you in the ass! :lol

[ATRAIN]

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blah blah blah go ahead and spin more lies you stupid cunt

[ORION]

Burn! Orion acts like ME!

That f'n clown! Get a life Orion and stop trying to be me!


LOL Orion you want to be like I.Hustle?

I don't recall wanting to castrate myself then tuck my wang between my legs.

[ATRAIN]

I'm the stupid one?! You're the bitch who's too stupid not to know that if you are an asshole, things you say will come back and bite you in the ass! :lol

only problem is I didnt say anything....your delusional as always.

[ATRAIN]

I don't recall wanting to castrate myself then tuck my wang between my legs.

Hustle do you look in the mirror and say "Do you wanna fuck me"?

[ATRAIN]

Hey maalox are you going to cry to Viva again and have him PM me cause im upsetting you and its affecting you in real life ??

[ORION]

Hustle do you look in the mirror and say "Do you wanna fuck me"?

It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again

[mrsmaalox]

Sorry to drag you guys into his bullshit, but that's exactly what he said to me in a PM about 3 weeks ago. So now he's gonna be all irate because I'm soooo stupid and such a liar because he's too chicken to admit I'm telling the truth. Fine, I don't give a fuck, the only people here that know what's really going on are ATRAIN and I, and that's good enough for me!

[ATRAIN]

Sorry to drag you guys into his bullshit, but that's exactly what he said to me in a PM about 3 weeks ago. So now he's gonna be all irate because I'm soooo stupid and such a liar because he's too chicken to admit I'm telling the truth. Fine, I don't give a fuck, the only people here that know what's really going on are ATRAIN and I, and that's good enough for me!

:lmao

Yeah ok Maalox if you say so hahahah.
I havent pmed maalox in a long ass time but really no one gives a fuck so let it go maalox. Your weak attempt at trying to make me look like a bad guy is a failure.

[ORION]

lovers Quarrel Forum

[ATRAIN]

lovers Quarrel Forum

LOL Fuck you!!

[ATRAIN]

lovers Quarrel Forum

Its more like Maalox still being a stalker forum.

[mrsmaalox]

Hey maalox are you going to cry to Viva again and have him PM me cause im upsetting you and its affecting you in real life ??

I've never cried to anyone; Viva talked to you of his own free will and I didn't even know about it until recently----and no, there is nothing you have done/said that can affect my real life. If Viva said that it was probably because he's a considerate person and was trying to save my feelings.

[ATRAIN]

I've never cried to anyone; Viva talked to you of his own free will and I didn't even know about it until recently----and no, there is nothing you have done/said that can affect my real life. If Viva said that it was probably because he's a considerate person and was trying to save my feelings.

:lmao


yeah sure you didnt

[I. Hustle]

I still have my balls.


In a jar

[I. Hustle]

The sexual tension in here is suffocating

[ATRAIN]

:cry........Atrain is making fun of me and calling me names again will you PM him and tell him to stop!!!

:cry........

[ATRAIN]

The sexual tension in here is suffocating

Thats cause you and Orion are in here.

[mrsmaalox]

The sexual tension in here is suffocating

Yes, you and Orion should take a brisk walk!

[ATRAIN]

Thats cause you and Orion are in here.


Yes, you and Orion should take a brisk walk!

God Dammit!!

[I. Hustle]

OH BURN YOU BOTH SAID THE SAME THING!

:lol


Love is in the air.

[I. Hustle]

Plus I WAS talking about me and Orion

[mrsmaalox]

OH BURN YOU BOTH SAID THE SAME THING!

:lol


Love is in the air.

Yes, we've been together so long we think alike (:shootme) and finish each other's sentences! :lol

[I. Hustle]

http://jmontagno.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/love.jpg

[ATRAIN]

Yes, we've been together so long we think alike (:shootme) and finish each other's sentences! :lol

Ive only stayed with her this long because she lets me shit on her face and smear it all over with my ass cheeks, then she eats it off. She is one dirty ass bitch.

[mrsmaalox]

Ive only stayed with her this long because she lets me shit on her face and smear it all over with my ass cheeks, then she eats it off. She is one dirty ass bitch.

Hmm. I thought it was the donkey punch. Or the rusty trombone :rolleyes

[ATRAIN]

Ive only stayed with her this long because she lets me shit on her face and smear it all over with my ass cheeks, then she eats it off. She is one dirty ass bitch.

I like to call it 1 maalox 1 cup

[ATRAIN]

Hmm. I thought it was the donkey punch. Or the rusty trombone :rolleyes

well you liked those at first but your nasty ass needed to get dirtier so I had to get creative.

[mrsmaalox]

well you liked those at first but your nasty ass needed to get dirtier so I had to get creative.

I remember. That was when our love was new.

[ATRAIN]

I remember. That was when our love was new.

You called it love I called it busting a nut.

[I. Hustle]

See just bone already.

Sell tickets because I bet that will be some hardcore snuff shit.

[mrsmaalox]

You called it love I called it busting a nut.

Whatever. It suits us both doesn't it? ;)

[ORION]

I'm out of here

[ORION]

just leave a tie on the thread door so I know you guys are finished

[ATRAIN]

just leave a tie on the thread door so I know you guys are finished

LOL dude that shit never worked when I had roomates. All that did was give them reason to barge in just to be dicks.

[mrsmaalox]

just leave a tie on the thread door so I know you guys are finished

We're never finished. ATRAIN is absolutely insatiable.

[mrsmaalox]

LOL dude that shit never worked when I had roomates. All that did was give them reason to barge in just to see dicks.

[ORION]

It stinks like sex in here

[I. Hustle]

Ok so there is a girl that sits next to me that is tall, thin, flat chested, and not much of a butt.... however for some reason she still makes my penis twitch.

[ATRAIN]

Ok so there is a girl that sits next to me that is tall, thin, flat chested, and not much of a butt.... however for some reason she still makes my penis twitch.

cause you see her as a spinner

[I. Hustle]

She is taller than me. I try not to but I see her wrapping her legs around me. I have a friend here that is dating someone so I have noone to throw at her and ask if it was fun.

[ATRAIN]

She is taller than me. I try not to but I see her wrapping her legs around me. I have a friend here that is dating someone so I have noone to throw at her and ask if it was fun.

Where do you work, ill help you out.


I have a funny story. A friend of mine got a picture message from another friend of ours girlfriend. When he opened the picture message it was a gif of some guy dick slapping some girl. He thought it was odd and fowarded it over to me. When I got it I noticed the subject of the message was "Remember when you did this to me". They have similar names so I think she meant to send it to her bf(my friend), but she sent it to my other friend hahahah.

[I. Hustle]

That is funny. I posted on here one time that my wife's cousin sent me a gif of her playing with herself but it had her boyfriends name on it. I never told anyone but she has to know it got sent to me.

[ashbeeigh]

They have similar names so I think she meant to send it to her bf(my friend), but she sent it to my other friend hahahah.

If that happened to me I would be mortified. That's like Cosmo horror story bad.

[I. Hustle]

If that happened to me I would be mortified. That's like Cosmo horror story bad.

Don't worry. I only sent the ones of us to people I trust. However I am very trusting.

[ATRAIN]

That is funny. I posted on here one time that my wife's cousin sent me a gif of her playing with herself but it had her boyfriends name on it. I never told anyone but she has to know it got sent to me.

Do you still have it?


The one girl I used to date sent me boob shots...........then i looked at message details and she sent it to some other guys as well. I was like wtf.......fucking HO!!

[ATRAIN]

I never told anyone but she has to know it got sent to me.

Yeah I told my friend never to say anything but fuck that shit is tooooo funny. Maybe ill tell her on their wedding night.

[I. Hustle]

No I didn't keep it. That is the last thing I need my wife to see on my phone.

[ATRAIN]

No I didn't keep it. That is the last thing I need my wife to see on my phone.

Damn I was going to offer you a trade of the ho I mentioned above. She sent me a similar video.

[ashbeeigh]

Don't worry. I only sent the ones of us to people I trust. However I am very trusting.

mother fucker. So you're saying the whole quattro, except ATRAIN, has one?

[mrsmaalox]

No I didn't keep it. That is the last thing I need my wife to see on my phone.

You let your wife see your phone?! Fool! :lol

[mrsmaalox]

mother fucker. So you're saying the whole quattro, except ATRAIN, has one?

I must say Ash, you are a woman of many talents ;)

[ATRAIN]

mother fucker. So you're saying the whole quattro, except ATRAIN, has one?

Yeah what the fuck......how come I dont have one.

[I. Hustle]

Yeah what the fuck......how come I dont have one.

Ash said she didn't want you to get penis envy.

[I. Hustle]

You let your wife see your phone?! Fool! :lol

Why wouldn't I?

[ORION]

Where do you work, ill help you out.


I have a funny story. A friend of mine got a picture message from another friend of ours girlfriend. When he opened the picture message it was a gif of some guy dick slapping some girl. He thought it was odd and fowarded it over to me. When I got it I noticed the subject of the message was "Remember when you did this to me". They have similar names so I think she meant to send it to her bf(my friend), but she sent it to my other friend hahahah.


That is funny. I posted on here one time that my wife's cousin sent me a gif of her playing with herself but it had her boyfriends name on it. I never told anyone but she has to know it got sent to me.

:lmao:lmao
That shit never happens to me ! I think I need to start knowing more people.

[mrsmaalox]

Ash said she didn't want you to get penis envy.

Hang on a sec. Ashbeeigh has a penis?! :wow

[mrsmaalox]

What the fuck?? There are 5 open bottles of salsa in my fridge. What did these people do while I was gone?!

[ATRAIN]

Ash said she didn't want you to get penis envy.


Hang on a sec. Ashbeeigh has a penis?! :wow

I knew it ash has a long duc dong

[peewee's lovechild]

I've never cried to anyone; Viva talked to you of his own free will and I didn't even know about it until recently----and no, there is nothing you have done/said that can affect my real life. If Viva said that it was probably because he's a considerate person and was trying to save my feelings.

Pussy.

[peewee's lovechild]

It stinks like sex in here

Ass sex.

[ATRAIN]

Ass sex.

well now that your here.

[ATRAIN]

It stinks like sex in here

"and that was the first time i got crabs"

[ORION]

"and that was the first time i got crabs"

I can't wait until Super Troopers II comes out

[ATRAIN]

I can't wait until Super Troopers II comes out

How would you rate the Broken Lizards movies?

[peewee's lovechild]

well now that your here.

Now that I'm here what?

[peewee's lovechild]

I can't wait until Super Troopers II comes out

It's gonna kick all sorts of ass.

[ORION]

How would you rate the Broken Lizards movies?

what am I on trial here ? Should I have my lawyer present ?

[peewee's lovechild]

Orion needs to send me some more office titty pics.

[ATRAIN]

It's gonna kick all sorts of ass.

Hope you boys like Mexico.....yeeeeeeehaaaaawwwww!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

It's been 14 years of silence
It's been 14 years of pain

It's been 14 years that are gone forever
And I'll never have again

[peewee's lovechild]

Hope you boys like Mexico.....yeeeeeeehaaaaawwwww!!!!

Hey, Farva, what's the name of that resutarant you like?

[ORION]

Orion needs to send me some more office titty pics.

I will look but I can't get it done with my phone. Its too loud.

[peewee's lovechild]

Those UTSA fags have their feathers all ruffled on the bump thread.

[peewee's lovechild]

They are so gay.

[peewee's lovechild]

I will look but I can't get it done with my phone. Its too loud.

Do the coughing trick.

Or, try farting this time.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I will look but I can't get it done with my phone. Its too loud.

Then get a new phone.

[ATRAIN]

Hey, Farva, what's the name of that resutarant you like?

Oh you mean shenanigans?

[ATRAIN]

Those UTSA fags have their feathers all ruffled on the bump thread.


They are so gay.

LOL dude that shit is funny. It seems like there are more of them, I dont think they are trolls either cause they are there to defend their school. LOL, i should go in there and talk shit with you.

[ATRAIN]

Then get a new phone.


I want an I phone...........Fucking Tmobile.

[ATRAIN]

Hey Pee wee.......The Watchmen is going to be greater than the Dark Knight!!! Book It!!

[ORION]

Do the coughing trick.

Or, try farting this time.

next I'm going to tape my phone to my shoe and turn on the video camera

[ORION]

I want an I phone...........Fucking Tmobile.

that thing is big

[ATRAIN]

that thing is big

thats what she said

[Melmart1]

Hey Pee wee.......The Watchmen is going to be greater than the Dark Knight!!! Book It!!

But will it win Best Picture? Cus TDK sure isn't. :lmao

[Melmart1]

thats what she said

Do you watch "The Office"? I have been watching back episodes for over a week now and I am all caught up in time for tonight's episode. They use that line a LOT in that show.

[Melmart1]

Hey ORION ...

Is it snowing down there in hell where you are at? Cus my brother is still studying to be an Evangelist.

[ORION]

Hey ORION ...

Is it snowing down there in hell where you are at? Cus my brother is still studying to be an Evangelist.

This has to be the final sign of the Apocalypse. Maybe its the church of Satan and he just doesn't want to say

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey Pee wee.......The Watchmen is going to be greater than the Dark Knight!!! Book It!!

I don't know.

Possibly.

I hope so.

[Melmart1]

This has to be the final sign of the Apocalypse. Maybe its the church of Satan and he just doesn't want to say

Angel_luv was totally wrong, Obama is not the Anti-Christ, it is my brother once he finishes his studies.

[peewee's lovechild]

But will it win Best Picture? Cus TDK sure isn't. :lmao

Fuck, yesterday I read a bazzilion articles saying that TDK had a great chance to be nominated.

Well, it was a fucking badass movie anyway.

[peewee's lovechild]

Angel_luv was totally wrong, Obama is not the Anti-Christ, it is my brother once he finishes his studies.

The Anti-Christ had a nice showing for the inauguration.

[Melmart1]

Fuck, yesterday I read a bazzilion articles saying that TDK had a great chance to be nominated.

Well, it was a fucking badass movie anyway.

I really liked it. But I don't see how people are shocked it didn't get nominated. Maybe I just see things differently, but I wasn't shocked at all.

[ATRAIN]

But will it win Best Picture? Cus TDK sure isn't. :lmao


I don't know.

Possibly.

I hope so.

LOL no mel it wont and pee wee it will. Have you ever read the watchmen pee wee?

[Melmart1]

And who the fuck let this I.Hustle character in here? Good lawd, he sucks more than a Times Square tranny.

[peewee's lovechild]

I really liked it. But I don't see how people are shocked it didn't get nominated. Maybe I just see things differently, but I wasn't shocked at all.

I'm not shocked.

I was just hopeful.

I had the Audacity to Hope it would be nominated.

[ATRAIN]

Do you watch "The Office"? I have been watching back episodes for over a week now and I am all caught up in time for tonight's episode. They use that line a LOT in that show.

Yeah thats why I said it. There is a Michael Scott troll around here and thats all he usually says. I noticed that you had been watching that, I was going to send you a message earlier about that. Did you see last weeks? The duel between andy and dwight LOL.

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL no mel it wont and pee wee it will. Have you ever read the watchmen pee wee?

Yea.

I read it over 10 years ago and thought it was the best graphic novel I had ever read. I thought it was one of the best things I had ever read, regardless of its comic nature.

I'm going to re-read it again.

[CuckingFunt]

But will it win Best Picture? Cus TDK sure isn't. :lmao

I'm relieved to see peewee here after the nominations. I'm sure the lack of Best Picture nod wasn't taken well.

[ATRAIN]

Yea.

I read it over 10 years ago and thought it was the best graphic novel I had ever read. I thought it was one of the best things I had ever read, regardless of its comic nature.

I'm going to re-read it again.

I have it in front of me right now. Shit it won the Hugo Award and its on the Time's 100 Best Novels. Im re-reading it right now, im about halfway and im reading all the excerpts in the middle. Fuck this thing is good.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm going to re-read it again.

I was thinking last night that I should try to sneak another reading in before the movie comes out, but I think I waited too long. I've got too much fucking reading for school already, and I'm only three days in.

[ATRAIN]

I was thinking last night that I should try to sneak another reading in before the movie comes out, but I think I waited too long. I've got too much fucking reading for school already, and I'm only three days in.

Well the thing about graphic novels is that you can fly through them. Read a chapter a day and im sure you will make it before the movie.

[Melmart1]

Yeah thats why I said it. There is a Michael Scott troll around here and thats all he usually says. I noticed that you had been watching that, I was going to send you a message earlier about that. Did you see last weeks? The duel between andy and dwight LOL.

Yeah, just watched that last night and I will be watching tonight. I gotta say, after that episode I am really curious ... is a Prius really silent under 5mph? Does anyone own one that can tell me? :lol

[ashbeeigh]

thats what she said

That line was overused at my last office. It was ridiculous. I had to make sure I didn't leave a sentence open for that line to be said at the end of it every single day. Like if someone asked me to come help them I would say "Sure I'm coming...." usually...and someone at the other end of the office would yell "that's what she said. So I've come to the conclusion that that phrase is evil.

[CuckingFunt]

Well the thing about graphic novels is that you can fly through them. Read a chapter a day and im sure you will make it before the movie.

Yeah, I'm going to try.

I can't even express how reading intensive my classes are this semester, though. I probably shouldn't even be here now.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah, just watched that last night and I will be watching tonight. I gotta say, after that episode I am really curious ... is a Prius really silent under 5mph? Does anyone own one that can tell me? :lol

ACTUALLY, my coworker had a Prius and he said its true. He could be lying but I remember riding in it one day and that thing was quite over 5 mph anyways. What is tonights about?

[ATRAIN]

Yeah, I'm going to try.

I can't even express how reading intensive my classes are this semester, though. I probably shouldn't even be here now.

Are you going opening day? I want to go to the midnight showing to see all the dorks dress up. I wonder if someone would try to pull off Dr. Manhattan? I might just wait for friday afternoon right after work.

[ORION]

Angel_luv was totally wrong, Obama is not the Anti-Christ, it is my brother once he finishes his studies.

I hope he doesn't get all these crazy powers when he starts to envoke Satan.

[Melmart1]

ACTUALLY, my coworker had a Prius and he said its true. He could be lying but I remember riding in it one day and that thing was quite over 5 mph anyways. What is tonights about?

I don't know ... I caught up online and they don't show previews for next week when you watch online. So I have no clue. I am assuming a lot of awkwardness between Angela, Dwight and Andy.

[ORION]

Melmart just keeping repeating to him " The Power of Christ Compels You !"

[ATRAIN]

I don't know ... I caught up online and they don't show previews for next week when you watch online. So I have no clue. I am assuming a lot of awkwardness between Angela, Dwight and Andy.

LOL it was funny cause Meridith wanted the loser of the duel LOL. The one where Michael was trying to get her to go to rehab was fucking funny.

[ORION]

PeeWee ...

[peewee's lovechild]

PeeWee ...

DUDE!!!!!!

You've GOT to get me a job there!

[Melmart1]

LOL it was funny cause Meridith wanted the loser of the duel LOL. The one where Michael was trying to get her to go to rehab was fucking funny.

That was hilarious, dragging her kicking and screaming. Hahaha, they can't have Meredith on the wagon, it wouldn't be the same. And I am totally gonna bury something in jell-o now. My friend Sophia got me watching, so maybe I will do that to her on her next bday.

[ATRAIN]

That was hilarious, dragging her kicking and screaming. Hahaha, they can't have Meredith on the wagon, it wouldn't be the same. And I am totally gonna bury something in jell-o now. My friend Sophia got me watching, so maybe I will do that to her on her next bday.

what was it the Stapler? I forgot.

[Melmart1]

what was it the Stapler? I forgot.

Yeah, stapler and then Michael's "Worlds Greatest Boss" coffee mug. I remember he did it when he went to Stamford but I can't remember what he did. That was when Andy had anger management issues still, haha. I think I liked Anger Managerment Andy better, he woulda killed Dwight with his car, not just pinned him to the wall, haha.

[peewee's lovechild]

That was hilarious, dragging her kicking and screaming. Hahaha, they can't have Meredith on the wagon, it wouldn't be the same. And I am totally gonna bury something in jell-o now. My friend Sophia got me watching, so maybe I will do that to her on her next bday.

Did you see the one where they put all of Dwights stuff on the vending machine?

He had to pay to get his stuff out.

[Melmart1]

Maaan, my boss hasn't sent me my afternoon work packet yet. I know he is going through a hard time right now but dayum, I am getting bored waiting.

[Melmart1]

Did you see the one where they put all of Dwights stuff on the vending machine?

He had to pay to get his stuff out.

Haha, that was classic. I have worked in office environments before and nothing fun like that ever happened. Of course, I worked with a bunch of petty bitches. That could be why.

[ATRAIN]

Did you see the one where they put all of Dwights stuff on the vending machine?

He had to pay to get his stuff out.

Or when they put his desk in the restroom hahahha

[Melmart1]

Or when they put his desk in the restroom hahahha

Or when they wrap it in Christmas paper and it collapses :rollin

If Dwight wasn't such a douche, I might feel sorry for him. :lol

[ashbeeigh]

Office Olympics was a pretty good episode. Jim got so into it. That one and Beach Day. My co-workers have had some beach days of our own...taken the day off and gone to the river. lol.

[Melmart1]

Although one of the greatest pranks was when Jim put Andy's cell phone in the ceiling. That was hilarious, because the last place you would look for it is in the ceiling.

[ORION]

I just recently saw My Best Friend's Girl ...

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u2/smluuvslm/Comedy/pulltheplug.png

[ATRAIN]

Although one of the greatest pranks was when Jim put Andy's cell phone in the ceiling. That was hilarious, because the last place you would look for it is in the ceiling.

LOL thats where he lost it and punched the hole in the wall.

[ATRAIN]

Or when they wrap it in Christmas paper and it collapses :rollin

If Dwight wasn't such a douche, I might feel sorry for him. :lol

That was awesome!!!

[Melmart1]

Office Olympics was a pretty good episode. Jim got so into it. That one and Beach Day. My co-workers have had some beach days of our own...taken the day off and gone to the river. lol.

It was so cute that Pam put one of the gold medals from the Olympics on that note she slipped into Jim's reports before he went to NYC to interview for that job. And the Beach Day was hilarious, from Pam's blurting in front of Karen to Andy getting left in the river all day in that Sumo wrestler outfit, nobody wanted to save him. :lol

[ATRAIN]

It was so cute that Pam put one of the gold medals from the Olympics on that note she slipped into Jim's reports before he went to NYC to interview for that job. And the Beach Day was hilarious, from Pam's blurting in front of Karen to Andy getting left in the river all day in that Sumo wrestler outfit, nobody wanted to save him. :lol

i miss karen

[ATRAIN]

I miss the HR girl but Toby is funny to have around. When Michael had toby sign off for Meridith Micheal flicked the pen at Toby's face hahahaha.

[ashbeeigh]

It was so cute that Pam put one of the gold medals from the Olympics on that note she slipped into Jim's reports before he went to NYC to interview for that job. And the Beach Day was hilarious, from Pam's blurting in front of Karen to Andy getting left in the river all day in that Sumo wrestler outfit, nobody wanted to save him. :lol

The effort put into not doing anything the day of Office Olympics was commendable. And then giving Michael a medal because he lost the condo (right? or decided against it or something?) was just so sweet. It's episodes like that when I miss working at an office, and then I remember the monotony associated with working at an office and I'm glad I'm not.

[Melmart1]

LOL thats where he lost it and punched the hole in the wall.

Oh shit, I forgot about that! It's funny, when he came back a few episodes later after his anger management classes, I had forgotten all about him by that point, probably because I didn't really care for that character. But he has kinda grown on me. When he had his friends on the phones and sang "Take a Chance on Me" to Angela, I warmed up to him. That was both hilarious and sweet at the same time.

[Melmart1]

I miss the HR girl but Toby is funny to have around. When Michael had toby sign off for Meridith Micheal flicked the pen at Toby's face hahahaha.

She's coming back! She signed on for five more episodes this year, and they are trying to talk her into becoming a series regular. I read it on ew.com. I read this guy's column there called The Ausiello Files. He is kinda douchey but he always gets the scoop on shows.

[Melmart1]

She needs to come back, cus he can't go back to Jan again. I don't like her.

[Melmart1]

I just recently saw My Best Friend's Girl ...

I'm sorry.

[peewee's lovechild]

She's coming back! She signed on for five more episodes this year, and they are trying to talk her into becoming a series regular. I read it on ew.com. I read this guy's column there called The Ausiello Files. He is kinda douchey but he always gets the scoop on shows.

Sweet!!

Her character and Micheal are funny together.

I like how they are so awkward towards each other.

[peewee's lovechild]

She needs to come back, cus he can't go back to Jan again. I don't like her.

That Jan thing was getting real old.

[ORION]

I'm sorry.

Minus the girly stuff it was funny. I could see myself taking girls out and purposely turning it into the worst date of their life

[Dr. Gonzo]

Peewee, what happened to the Dark Knight being best picture?

[Melmart1]

Sweet!!

Her character and Micheal are funny together.

I like how they are so awkward towards each other.

I loved when they sang "Let's Get Ethical" together while exercising before her ethics class. That whole episode was funny. Meredith exchanges sex for steakhouse coupons and a discount on office supplies! :lol

[Melmart1]

Minus the girly stuff it was funny. I could see myself taking girls out and purposely turning it into the worst date of their life

Purposely? :downspin:

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee, what happened to the Dark Knight being best picture?

It ran into the buzzsaw known as The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

[peewee's lovechild]

I loved when they sang "Let's Get Ethical" together while exercising before her ethics class. That whole episode was funny. Meredith exchanges sex for steakhouse coupons and a discount on office supplies! :lol

LOL.

Everyone is eating steak at the end of the episode.

[Melmart1]

LOL.

Everyone is eating steak at the end of the episode.

Yeah, they got the goods and didn't have to have sex with her. I can't imagine what that vag is like. Although that reminds me of the episode where Dwight is picking insurance coverage and he thinks the fact that she had a hysterectomy means she doesn't have a vagina anymore :rollin

[to21]

I think maalox is ATRAIN's troll.

Nice job.

[to21]

I thought Ledger was gonna get a nod at least.

[ORION]

Purposely? :downspin:

yes

[Dr. Gonzo]

I thought Ledger was gonna get a nod at least.

I can't think of a way to jokingly mention Ledger "noding off" with this post.

He did drugs.

Get it.

Ahhhh fuck it who cares.

[ashbeeigh]

I thought Ledger was gonna get a nod at least.

He did get a nomination, best supporting actor.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/chimairainc/1214674736950.jpg

[ORION]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/chimairainc/1214674736950.jpg

:lmao:rollin

[to21]

He did get a nomination, best supporting actor.He did, for an Oscar?

My bad....

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, they got the goods and didn't have to have sex with her. I can't imagine what that vag is like. Although that reminds me of the episode where Dwight is picking insurance coverage and he thinks the fact that she had a hysterectomy means she doesn't have a vagina anymore :rollin

:lmao:lmao:lmao

Dwight is classic.

[to21]

:lol

Just got caught up on the UTSA threads.

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol

Just got caught up on the UTSA threads.

Those UTSA homos are a little touchy.

[I. Hustle]

What the hell is going on in that pic?

[Melmart1]

What are these UTSA threads? I have seen them referred to a few times when I pop in here.

[to21]

What are these UTSA threads? I have seen them referred to a few times when I pop in here.It's in the Collage forums.

[ashbeeigh]

What are these UTSA threads? I have seen them referred to a few times when I pop in here.

Its a bunch of DI AA homos getting their panties in a wad because midge busted their balls over funding sports over infrastructure improvements at UTSA.

[ORION]

Cobra Ki ! No Mercy

[Melmart1]

Its a bunch of DI AA homos getting their panties in a wad because midge busted their balls over funding sports over infrastructure improvements at UTSA.

what is a DI AA homo? And why are you trying to sound all tough when you post now?

[to21]

what is a DI AA homo? And why are you trying to sound all tough when you post now?She's heavy with the football butch dyke talk.

[ashbeeigh]

what is a DI AA homo? And why are you trying to sound all tough when you post now?

:lol it's the conference UTSA is in. I just read three pages.

[Melmart1]

:lol it's the conference UTSA is in. I just read three pages.

Where is this thread? I may take a gander later.

[ORION]

Where is this thread? I may take a gander later.

gander at these !!!

(oYo)

[I. Hustle]

The following is correspondence between a hot co-worker and I that I would have never expected this from.

Me: Are you going to the party?

her: yes. You?

me: Yeah. We got a room there. I was wondering who was going, to see if there would be any cool people to sit with.

her: You and your Wife are more than welcome to sit with the Coolest person in the room….LoL... me

me: Well if you play your cards right we are going to have bottles in our room.

You have to talk to my wife though because it might get weird if you ask me to go back to my room. It just doesn’t sound right.

her: Lol!



Yeah…yall might take advantage of me…

me: Lol you never know.



For sure I will have whiskey and tequila because that’s what I drink. Plus white rum because that’s what my wife drinks.

her: OOOhhhh Freaks!

me: I didn’t mean in a bad way you dork. Lol just that I thought some friends were going so we were going to have them up for drinks after dinner or whenever we felt like going up instead of us paying for drinks there. It might just be her and I though because I still haven’t bought anything. I just didn’t want to tell everyone because I didn’t want people I don’t like coming up and mooching

her: Lol… I know you didn’t mean it in a bad way… Im just being a dork…But cool… lets see how it goes.



I cant find a dress that I like.

me: So just wear a long shirt

her: I Should!



It will be easier to take off ;) lol

me: WHOA! nice

[ORION]

The following is correspondence between a hot co-worker and I that I would have never expected this from.

Me: Are you going to the party?

her: yes. You?

me: Yeah. We got a room there. I was wondering who was going, to see if there would be any cool people to sit with.

her: You and your Wife are more than welcome to sit with the Coolest person in the room….LoL... me

me: Well if you play your cards right we are going to have bottles in our room.

You have to talk to my wife though because it might get weird if you ask me to go back to my room. It just doesn’t sound right.

her: Lol!



Yeah…yall might take advantage of me…

me: Lol you never know.



For sure I will have whiskey and tequila because that’s what I drink. Plus white rum because that’s what my wife drinks.

her: OOOhhhh Freaks!

me: I didn’t mean in a bad way you dork. Lol just that I thought some friends were going so we were going to have them up for drinks after dinner or whenever we felt like going up instead of us paying for drinks there. It might just be her and I though because I still haven’t bought anything. I just didn’t want to tell everyone because I didn’t want people I don’t like coming up and mooching

her: Lol… I know you didn’t mean it in a bad way… Im just being a dork…But cool… lets see how it goes.



I cant find a dress that I like.

me: So just wear a long shirt

her: I Should!



It will be easier to take off ;) lol

me: WHOA! nice

what does LOL mean ?

[ORION]

oh and keep dreaming

[I. Hustle]

I hope it means liquor or licker

[ashbeeigh]

Where is this thread? I may take a gander later.

college sports forum

[ORION]

I hope it means liquor or licker

Lots of lard