Free Quattro Razor (18)

[I. Hustle]

Give him a break. He spent all his cash on those fishbowl boots.

You don't have to match with him though

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/08feb20-fish-bowl-kini.jpg

[ORION]

I stopped working 3 hours ago

[Dr. Gonzo]

There used to be a left side to the whole Downtown area but those buildings fell down.

[I. Hustle]

How old are you? I know a chick from Bishop and I have some friends from Kingsville

[Melmart1]

You don't have to match with him though

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/08feb20-fish-bowl-kini.jpg

I need to call you I.Fizzle because your comebacks are lame.

[ORION]

I need to call you I.Fizzle because your comebacks are lame.

ohhhhhhh :lol

[I. Hustle]

:lol That made me laugh. I. Fizzle.

By the way it wasn't really a put down that I was going for. It was just me wanting to post that.

[Melmart1]

Fo shizzle, I.Fizzle!

[CuckingFunt]

Brylcreem?

Which one was the one that has some dude riding a horse on it?

My parents used to use that shit on us too.

Dapper Dan is the only hair treatment a man should use.

[peewee's lovechild]

This article has a picture of some kids at a Brownsville colonia.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://xicanopwr.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/colonia_kids.jpg&imgrefurl=http://xicanopwr.com/2008/09/as-hurricane-ike-looms-closer-immigrants-refuse-to-leave/&usg=__alqs_P9FRgF7ofi6i91aDSSR8Qw=&h=201&w=288&sz=15&hl=en&start=17&sig2=-GfBSw3S8zHYQjyT3-IpAA&um=1&tbnid=g-Fe5O5whr60yM:&tbnh=80&tbnw=115&ei=mDR6SfXrKZWstQOirLwm&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbrownsville%2Bcolonias%26um%3D1%26hl% 3Den%26rlz%3D1T4GGLD_enUS310US310%26sa%3DN

[Dr. Gonzo]

How old are you? I know a chick from Bishop and I have some friends from Kingsville

I'm gonna be 30 in a couple of months. What are there names? I bet I know someone related to them.

[peewee's lovechild]

This is Rio Grande, but not all that different from BrownTown colonias.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/08/17/us/20colonias_mm.wide.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/27/us/27colonias.html%3Fhp&usg=__DtJIMhR_-cS99wDF2zC0CHrZGQ0=&h=126&w=190&sz=9&hl=en&start=20&sig2=ApXQFzSOvVJrLRUvrnskZA&um=1&tbnid=noSq5weMAlYwuM:&tbnh=68&tbnw=103&ei=mDR6SfXrKZWstQOirLwm&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbrownsville%2Bcolonias%26um%3D1%26hl% 3Den%26rlz%3D1T4GGLD_enUS310US310%26sa%3DN

[peewee's lovechild]

How old are you? I know a chick from Bishop and I have some friends from Kingsville

Any of them have the last name of Marroquin?

[Dr. Gonzo]

This article has a picture of some kids at a Brownsville colonia.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://xicanopwr.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/colonia_kids.jpg&imgrefurl=http://xicanopwr.com/2008/09/as-hurricane-ike-looms-closer-immigrants-refuse-to-leave/&usg=__alqs_P9FRgF7ofi6i91aDSSR8Qw=&h=201&w=288&sz=15&hl=en&start=17&sig2=-GfBSw3S8zHYQjyT3-IpAA&um=1&tbnid=g-Fe5O5whr60yM:&tbnh=80&tbnw=115&ei=mDR6SfXrKZWstQOirLwm&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbrownsville%2Bcolonias%26um%3D1%26hl% 3Den%26rlz%3D1T4GGLD_enUS310US310%26sa%3DN

Don't lie. You know that's your family portrait.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Any of them have the last name of Marroquin?

I know some Marroquins.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hahahaha, I actually know where this house is:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://farm1.static.flickr.com/43/124180268_855e13e53d.jpg%3Fv%3D0&imgrefurl=http://flickr.com/photos/27304800%40N00/124180268&usg=__9cjjzV3st7bPPg_tGVKHdYiyihY=&h=338&w=500&sz=166&hl=en&start=57&sig2=YZIVZ8bZESD-H1-HO8cebg&um=1&tbnid=NSWx2rSAyLb52M:&tbnh=88&tbnw=130&ei=2DV6SabJEJy2sQOFyLwq&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcameron%2Bpark%2Bcolonia%26start%3D40 %26ndsp%3D20%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T4GGLD_en US310US310%26sa%3DN

[peewee's lovechild]

I know some Marroquins.

You met my uncle and cousin.

My uncle's name is Adolfo Marroquin. He had a twin brother that died. He's they guy I told you about that had his morphine robbed by his wife.

[peewee's lovechild]

My uncle lived in Bishop and Kingsville.

[ORION]

have you seen the ones in San Diego? When I was there they were all over the place. I miss San Diego

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't lie. You know that's your family portrait.

It very well could have been.

[I. Hustle]

You can call me I. Sizzle

[peewee's lovechild]

have you seen the ones in San Diego? When I was there they were all over the place. I miss San Diego

Colonias in San Diego?

[ORION]

Colonias in San Diego?

well yeah. then they had all these illegals living down in the valleys that they would make work on farms and such

[IronMexican]

Peewee, did you're boss shit on you?

[peewee's lovechild]

well yeah. then they had all these illegals living down in the valleys that they would make work on farms and such

That just surprises me.

Brownsville has the poorest colonias in the country.

[Melmart1]

You can call me I. Sizzle

It took you that long to think of that? Really?

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee, did you're boss shit on you?

Kind of.

He told me to lay off the guy and not to post any numbers.

He said that I have to do that "childish" shit on my own time.

[CuckingFunt]

My Dapper Dan joke was funny, dammit.

I'm starting to feel ignored again.

I'm going to become more annoying than pepcid if you all don't start paying attention to me.






Well, not really.

[Melmart1]

Kind of.

He told me to lay off the guy and not to post any numbers.

He said that I have to do that "childish" shit on my own time.

Is posting in the Quattro childish? If so, you shouldn't post until you get home.

[IronMexican]

It was worth it. That was the funniest thread I've read since "I got my hot girlfriend to pose in front of my car"

[ORION]

That just surprises me.

Brownsville has the poorest colonias in the country.

they start some of the fires there. its like the beginning of La Bamba

[I. Hustle]

I'm gonna be 30 in a couple of months. What are there names? I bet I know someone related to them.

You are older than the girl but the guys are around your age.

[I. Hustle]

My Dapper Dan joke was funny, dammit.

I'm starting to feel ignored again.

I'm going to become more annoying than pepcid if you all don't start paying attention to me.






Well, not really.


I won't fall for that boobs shit again. Show me your hooters!

[I. Hustle]

It took you that long to think of that? Really?

No I actually do a little bit of work between posts sometimes. I post as I. Sizzle on another site.

[peewee's lovechild]

My Dapper Dan joke was funny, dammit.

I'm starting to feel ignored again.

I'm going to become more annoying than pepcid if you all don't start paying attention to me.






Well, not really.

Was was the name of that other grease they try to sell him?

"That's not Dapper Dan!"

[peewee's lovechild]

Is posting in the Quattro childish? If so, you shouldn't post until you get home.

I don't consider it childish.

[RashoFan]

Would you guys make out or bang someone that was sick and you knew you were going to get sick from them. Sicking being a cold or the flu, not the aids or the herp? Or would you turn them down?

It depends...is the guy a fucking hottie?? Then yes I would... if he is okay looking, I'll wait till he is over his flu or whatever.

[RashoFan]

Shit once I banged this one girl from the back as she puked in a can by her bed.

It happens....


puking because you disgusted her so much?


And it didn't affect your performance? :wow

Maybe he liked the clamping down of the vag muscles everytime she vomit...

[RashoFan]

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JB..what's up?

[RashoFan]

JB,Let's go get some sushi...
you can order it for me in your native tongue...:P

[RashoFan]

Great, thanks to Manny's "what should I see in Detroit thread" I got the Dr Detroit on the brain....

Whoot whoot Doctoooooor, Doctor Detroit!
http://www.tlavideo.com/images/catalog_gaybase/105284.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Was was the name of that other grease they try to sell him?

"That's not Dapper Dan!"

Fop.

[Dr. Gonzo]

What happened to the college sports forum?

[marini martini]

Kori prolly closed it because the whiney baby's phone number was posted in the three threads!


Damn it was funny, too!:lmao

[Kori Ellis]

What happened to the college sports forum?

Closed because you guys can't stop and I'm sure it's going to get legal soon.

[ChumpDumper]

And I was just about to admit narcing those guys out to Kori in an attempt to salvage the honor of my alma mater.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Closed because you guys can't stop and I'm sure it's going to get legal soon.

My apologies Kori. I never meant for it to get out of hand. But I did stop posting there once those other threads were locked. I'm done picking on those guys.

[Kori Ellis]

My apologies Kori. I never meant for it to get out of hand. But I did stop posting there once those other threads were locked. I'm done picking on those guys.

I'll clean it up later and re-open it tomorrow.

[RashoFan]

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RashoFan, samikeyp+ How you doing?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Goddamn.
Saviours absolutely crushed tonight.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Is a remake of "Friday the 13th" really necessary?
Seriously?
Hollywood is that creatively bankrupt for this to happen?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Is a remake of "Friday the 13th" really necessary?
Seriously?
Hollywood is that creatively bankrupt for this to happen?

There's talk of a live-action Tom and Jerry... so yes.

[ShoogarBear]

So what exactly happened in the Kindergarten Sports forum?

[jman3000]

So what exactly happened in the Kindergarten Sports forum?

"Hey! We're immature tards!"

"Hey! We're immature tards as well!"


"Let's argue about some shit nobody really cares about"

"ok"

[Kori Ellis]

"Hey! We're immature tards!"

"Hey! We're immature tards as well!"


"Let's argue about some shit nobody really cares about"

"ok"

Way more than that. People calling people's employers, posting real names and vital information. Lots of stuff to put SpursTalk at risk.

[jman3000]

Either way, it was completely retarded. What's funny was that most people involved had ties to UTSA in one way or another.

[jman3000]

Enough of that.

I need to get rid of my biting habit. It's getting worse and worse and it's only a matter of time until somebody gets hurt.

[mrsmaalox]

The UTSA fight was pretty good at first when both sides were bringing sincere arguments. Then it got hilarious for a few pages, and then it just became the usual pages and pages of "You're a fag" "No you are" "You suck dicks" "No you do"!! Steven had the best argument though. It's just too bad it escalated to the point of causing trouble for Kori.

[mrsmaalox]

Enough of that.

I need to get rid of my biting habit. It's getting worse and worse and it's only a matter of time until somebody gets hurt.

I thought you were the "bitee"?!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So this is 3,000.
Woo-hoo.
I'm all a-twitter.
Either that or last night's dinner is coming back to haunt me.
:sick :vomit:

[RashoFan]

What are you going to do when you get 5,000 or 6,666?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

What are you going to do when you get 5,000 or 6,666?

Considering how long it took me to get to 3k?
Probably die of old age.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Hey ATRAIN,
your buddy Don Queef was over in the Spurs/Lamers game thread.
I thought you said that you ran him off?

[RashoFan]

HelLa, hope you feel better.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

HelLa, hope you feel better.

I think after that Spurs game, I'll probably have a relapse.
:vomit:

[RashoFan]

I feel you. I am expirencing the same symptoms..
:sick

[RashoFan]

:lol I am watching Beach Blanket Bingo...
"Lorilei, do you know about the birds and bees"?
"No, Bonehead, I don't."
"If I don't leave now, you will"
In today's society, she would have been prgnant with her 3rd kid...

[RashoFan]

AOD:"I am the Angel of Death, take me to hell"
cabbie: "You got any luggage?"

[ShoogarBear]

So a bunch of people got midge's phone number?

How can I get it? I want to make some obscene calls to SilBlack . . .

[ShoogarBear]

AOD:"I am the Angel of Death, take me to hell"
cabbie: "You got any luggage?"

Who was showing DC Cab?

[ATRAIN]

Hey ATRAIN,
your buddy Don Queef was over in the Spurs/Lamers game thread.
I thought you said that you ran him off?

I think they finally released him from the hospital.

[florige]

I think they finally released him from the hospital.



Dude when you are hired to do a job I WANT IT DONE RIGHT!
You are losing your touch buddy. Hospital? That dude should be gone!

[ATRAIN]

Dude when you are hired to do a job I WANT IT DONE RIGHT!
You are losing your touch buddy. Hospital? That dude should be gone!

I figured he would have stayed in the coma that I put him in. Doctors said he wasnt coming out. Damn modern meds!!!

[I. Hustle]

My puter is running slow

[I. Hustle]

Well for work stuff it is

[I. Hustle]

WOOHOO! They fixed my xbox and it is on the way back to me.

[mrsmaalox]

So Don Quixote was here yesterday and didn't stop by to say hello to the old gang? Wuss.

[I. Hustle]

http://images.dvdtalk.com/images/smilies/crap.gif

[I. Hustle]

http://www.tarantulas.us/forums/images/smilies/tarantulas/T-mo-wink.gif

[mrsmaalox]

http://www.tarantulas.us/forums/images/smilies/tarantulas/T-mo-wink.gif

What the hell?!

[I. Hustle]

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh122/asitis_photos/JumpingSmilies.gif

[Melmart1]

I.Fellate - gaying up the Quattro since 2008 :rolleyes

[I. Hustle]

IT's panda dog!
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/attachments/amusing-pictures/5620d1140976227-dog-or-panda-dog019.jpg

[I. Hustle]

I.Fellate - gaying up the Quattro since 2008 :rolleyes

http://smilies.newcastlebeats.com/smilies/smiley1.gif

[florige]

I.Fellate - gaying up the Quattro since 2008 :rolleyes



I guess that sig stays up for forevermore huh?

[Melmart1]

I guess that sig stays up for forevermore huh?

Hahaha, poor flo. Just turn off sigs like I do. Ignorance is bliss.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I.Fellate

Hot.Damn
Good.News
All.Right
Woo.Hoo!

:D
:eyebrows

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm going on a raw food diet. I heard that on a raw food diet, one can have 12 inch solid shits. That would be hilarious.

From now on, it's all veggies and sushi.

[mrsmaalox]

^^^Wow what a challenge. Good luck :toast

[ATRAIN]

I'm going on a raw food diet. I heard that on a raw food diet, one can have 12 inch solid shits. That would be hilarious.

From now on, it's all veggies and sushi.

You can eat raw racoon meat like in Always Sunny. You will get a tape worm and lose weight. Plus you can kill your own so you wont spend any money. Its win win for you man.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I wouldn't be doing it to lose weight. I'm doing it for the long shits.

[ATRAIN]

I wouldn't be doing it to lose weight. I'm doing it for the long shits.

LOL oh ok well im sure that would give you long shits as well.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm looking for something like this.

http://www.geocities.com/thedailypoop/PoopZoom-6-23-05.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

Except as long as them both put together.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

The Super Bowel!

[ATRAIN]

LOL nice

[mrsmaalox]

:lol I actually held my nose when I saw that picture!

[ATRAIN]

I hold my nose every time I see you post cause I know its going to be shitty.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I hold my nose every time I see you post cause I know its going to be shitty.

It's a wonder you haven't asphxiated yourself yet.
:lol

[ATRAIN]

It's a wonder you haven't asphxiated yourself yet.
:lol

FUCK.......no joke.

[mrsmaalox]

Believe me it's not for lack of trying.

[ATRAIN]

Believe me it's not for lack of trying.

Maybe you should retire from posting.

[ORION]

So now what did I miss?

[jman3000]

If you just hold your shits in for a little bit, they start compacting and getting longer.

that's better than going on some gay ass hippy raw foods diet.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm gonna try that. I'm not going to shit until Thursday evening.

[mrsmaalox]

Maybe you should retire from posting.

Maybe you should go fuck yourself.

[to21]

^ :lol

A-Train's charm is starting to wear off on maalox huh?

[jman3000]

i have a very slow digestive cycle so i probably only poop about 4 times a week.

problem is, on the occasion i do poop, they are epicly massive.

i share because i care.

[ORION]

i have a very slow digestive cycle so i probably only poop about 4 times a week.

problem is, on the occasion i do poop, they are epicly massive.

i share because i care.

that's it ! Man I go 3 times a day.

[florige]

^ :lol

A-Train's charm is starting to wear off on maalox huh?



Yeah normally she laughs it off. :lol

[ORION]

I'm gonna try that. I'm not going to shit until Thursday evening.

good luck with that.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Thank you Orion. Your well wishes mean a lot to me.

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah normally she laughs it off. :lol

What makes you think I'm not laughing at him?

[mrsmaalox]

Steven, how are you going to measure? I was thinking maybe you could drain your toilet and make 1" marks all the around with a Sharpie.

[florige]

What makes you think I'm not laughing at him?



You may be, but that seemed like more of a pissed of post than anything else. lol

[ATRAIN]

Maybe you should go fuck yourself.

Maybe I will later, thanks for the suggestion cow.

[ATRAIN]

^ :lol

A-Train's charm is starting to wear off on maalox huh?


Yeah normally she laughs it off. :lol

She laughs it off in her posts but it really hurts her feelings in real life. Im sure she already cried to Viva and ill be getting a PM from him soon.

[mrsmaalox]

You may be, but that seemed like more of a pissed of post than anything else. lol

Naw not pissed, just bored. Same thing day in, day out with him. :rolleyes

[mrsmaalox]

She laughs it off in her posts but it really hurts her feelings in real life. Im sure she already cried to Viva and ill be getting a PM from him soon.

No I'm waaay past letting you hurt my feelings. And what's this thing you have with me "crying to Viva"?! I've never done that, but it seems like it really does concern you.

[ATRAIN]

Naw not pissed, just bored. Same thing day in, day out with him. :rolleyes

Even more reason for you to stop posting and kill yourself.

[ATRAIN]

No I'm waaay past letting you hurt my feelings. And what's this thing you have with me "crying to Viva"?! I've never done that, but it seems like it really does concern you.

doesnt concern me just stating the fact that viva is your knight in shining armour and you cry to him "ATRAIN IS BEING MEAN TO ME AGAIN AND IM REALLY SAD IN REAL LIFE NOW :cry"

[mrsmaalox]

Even more reason for you to stop posting and kill yourself.
No need. You'll bore me to death soon enough.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm going on a raw food diet. I heard that on a raw food diet, one can have 12 inch solid shits. That would be hilarious.

From now on, it's all veggies and sushi.

Sushi isn't raw if it includes rice.

[jman3000]

"Would you kiss or hold hands with a girl if you thought she might have cooties? or chlamydia?"

-ATRAIN

[florige]

She laughs it off in her posts but it really hurts her feelings in real life. Im sure she already cried to Viva and ill be getting a PM from him soon.


No I'm waaay past letting you hurt my feelings. And what's this thing you have with me "crying to Viva"?! I've never done that, but it seems like it really does concern you.



Where is Viva anyway?

[ATRAIN]

No need. You'll bore me to death soon enough.

Sweet ill keep it up then and follow you in every thread.

[ORION]

Thank you Orion. Your well wishes mean a lot to me.

make sure you have strong quads because you'll have to hover and stand up to deliver that crap baby

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

No need. You'll bore me to death soon enough.

GO ATRAIN GO!!!!!!!

[I. Hustle]

I have been drinking water all day to try and get my piss to be crystal clear.

[ATRAIN]

"Would you kiss or hold hands with a girl if you thought she might have cooties? or chlamydia?"

-ATRAIN

"Hey do you want to see my dick, its really small and has red dots all over it from all the hood rats i sleep with. No you dont want to see my dick, come on it will make you laugh, its pretty pathetic. I know im sad for wanting to show a guy my dick over xbox live"

-Jman3000

[ATRAIN]

GO ATRAIN GO!!!!!!!

Ill take one for the team on this. Your welcome everyone in advance.

[mrsmaalox]

doesnt concern me just stating the fact that viva is your knight in shining armour and you cry to him "ATRAIN IS BEING MEAN TO ME AGAIN AND IM REALLY SAD IN REAL LIFE NOW :cry"

What?! Viva is my knight in shining armour? Why would you care anyway? You keep bringing it up. Man you are psycho!! :lol

[CuckingFunt]

I really do wish ATRAIN and pepcid would just fuck and get it over with.

[I. Hustle]

I think they fight so much because angry sex is some of the best stuff on earth.

[mrsmaalox]

Sweet ill keep it up then and follow you in every thread.

So what else is new? :sleep

[ATRAIN]

What?! Viva is my knight in shining armour? Why would you care anyway? You keep bringing it up. Man you are psycho!! :lol

I dont care but I just dont want any annoying pms from Viva trying to protect you when you go cry to him.

[CuckingFunt]

"Hey do you want to see my dick, its really small and has red dots all over it from all the hood rats i sleep with. No you dont want to see my dick, come on it will make you laugh, its pretty pathtic. I know im sad for wanting to show a guy my dick over xbox live"

-Jman3000

What's "pathtic"?

[to21]

lol

[jman3000]

atrain... you DID want to see my dick. you offered me 400 ms points. dont act like you dont remember.

[to21]

His penis is East Indian? it has a red dot.

[jman3000]

i was gonna play trainwreck some CoD4, but my xbox shitted on me again.

sorry tw... ill be on after i towel it.

[ATRAIN]

I really do wish ATRAIN and pepcid would just fuck and get it over with.

Why would you wish that on anyone really. Wish Aids on me, wish for my father to get cancer, Make fun of my non-existant college football team, call my gf a whore, make fun of my fingers if I post a baby picture in my hands.......but please dont wish me having sex with Cowloxx.

[mrsmaalox]

I dont care but I just dont want any annoying pms from Viva trying to protect you when you go cry to him.

Yea whatever :rolleyes

[I. Hustle]

What's "pathtic"?

It's the road less traveled

[ATRAIN]

atrain... you DID want to see my dick. you offered me 400 ms points. dont act like you dont remember.

TW does Jamn try to rape you over xbox as well? J you were begging to show me for over 10 mins, dont pretend like you dont remember. You sick fuck!!

[ATRAIN]

Yea whatever :rolleyes

How many pm's does viva have waiting for him from today alone? 10, 20?

[CuckingFunt]

Why would you wish that on anyone really. Wish Aids on me, wish for my father to get cancer, Make fun of my non-existant college football team, call my gf a whore, make fun of my fingers if I post a baby picture in my hands.......but please dont wish me having sex with Cowloxx.

I wasn't wishing anything on you, dear. It was a purely selfish request based on how much of yawn fest it has become to read the daily pigtail pulling.

[mrsmaalox]

How many pm's does viva have waiting for him from today alone? 10, 20?

Why don't you just ask him? I believe his mailbox has a capacity of about 200.

[jman3000]

i bruised a chicks cervix once. good times.

[CuckingFunt]

i bruised a chicks cervix once. good times.

That's not particularly pleasant.

[ATRAIN]

I wasn't wishing anything on you, dear. It was a purely selfish request based on how much of yawn fest it has become to read the daily pigtail pulling.

Sorry but im trying to bore her to death so she can do the world a favor and wither away and die. I mean the bitch is like 100 anyways, its only a matter of time.

[jman3000]

That's not particularly pleasant.

she didnt complain.

[ATRAIN]

i bruised a chicks cervix once. good times.

dude I already told you to be nice to your sister.

[mrsmaalox]

she didnt complain.

How did she know she had a bruised cervix?

[florige]

I'm willing to bet a week's paycheck that Atrain and MM are just dying to give each other full body cavity searches.

[ATRAIN]

I'm willing to bet a week's paycheck that Atrain and MM are just dying to give each other full body cavity searches.

DAMMIT FLO thats fucking gross!!!

[I. Hustle]

dude I already told you to be nice to your sister.


How did she know she had a bruised cervix?

hhhhmmmm same interests?

[jman3000]

How did she know she had a bruised cervix?

she went to the doctor because she was experiencing pain.

she also had a cut in there from my nail... which is pretty weird because i virtually have no nails.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Was it from fisting or just finger banging?

[florige]

she went to the doctor because she was experiencing pain.

she also had a cut in there from my nail... which is pretty weird because i virtually have no nails.



Dude where the hell do you meet these woman at? :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I'm willing to bet a week's paycheck that Atrain and MM are just dying to give each other full body cavity searches.
:lmao I prefer "orifice invasion". Body cavity search sounds so clinical.

[jman3000]

if i ever met a chick that i could fist, i'd stay as far away from her a possible.

i have pretty big hands and that would just be horrific to see.

[I. Hustle]

she went to the doctor because she was experiencing pain.

she also had a cut in there from my nail... which is pretty weird because i virtually have no nails.

Wow you are a stud.

[jman3000]

Dude where the hell do you meet these woman at? :lol

friends of friends usually.

gross story:

when i first cut her and i took my fingers out there was a little bit of blood on them. i was pissed because i thought she had started her period on my fingers and... well.. that's just fucking gross.

[ATRAIN]

:lmao I prefer "orifice invasion". Body cavity search sounds so clinical.

You prefer anything that involves you shoving shit in your holes!!! Sick fucking cow!!

[jman3000]

Wow you are a stud.

atrain = i. hustle?

[florige]

friends of friends usually.

gross story:

when i first cut her and i took my fingers out there was a little bit of blood on them. i was pissed because i thought she had started her period on my fingers and... well.. that's just fucking gross.




wtf...:lol

[ATRAIN]

atrain = i. hustle?

LOL I never called you a stud, i called you a whore, pussy, fag......but never a stud.

[jman3000]

potato / patato

[I. Hustle]

atrain = i. hustle?

?

[I. Hustle]

potato / patato

Tomato/ stick it up your ass

[mrsmaalox]

atrain = i. hustle?

No. I.Hustle is the smarter one.

[ATRAIN]

No. I.Hustle is the smarter one.

LOL I.Hustle is the smarter one = He doesnt make me cry and I dont pm viva to tell him off for me.

[mrsmaalox]

LOL I.Hustle is the smarter one = He doesnt make me cry and I dont pm viva to tell him off for me.

Damn Viva's ears must be buzzing right now with as much as you talk about him!!

[JudynTX]

I just want to say "HI".

[I. Hustle]

YAY I'm the smart one.
http://madeinhead.org/anism/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/super-retard.JPG

[JudynTX]

Did I kill this thread? :lol

[I. Hustle]

Did I kill this thread? :lol

No it was dead long before you got here. You do have the power to bring it back though. All you have to do is believe!








and show me your boobies.

[JudynTX]

What do I get to see?

[Master Shake]

I Will Totally Own You

[Carl]

I Will Totally Own You

Hey Cup! Any idea why my car is on blocks?

[ShoogarBear]

Hot.Damn
Good.News
All.Right
Woo.Hoo!

:D
:eyebrows

:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

"Hey do you want to see my dick, its really small and has red dots all over it from all the hood rats i sleep with. No you dont want to see my dick, come on it will make you laugh, its pretty pathetic. I know im sad for wanting to show a guy my dick over xbox live"

-Jman3000

"In other words, I'm pathedick."

-Jman3000

[CuckingFunt]

I.FellateHot.Damn
Good.News
All.Right
Woo.Hoo!

:D
:eyebrows

I missed this the first time around. Funny stuff.

[ShoogarBear]

I missed this the first time around.

Hot.Damn
Good.News
All.Right
Woo.Hoo!

:D
:eyebrows

[RashoFan]

Who was showing DC Cab?

sheyit Shoog...I gots that movie...

[I. Hustle]

Mel wants us to be the new Atrain and Maalox.

I simply do not have that much hate in my heart

[I. Hustle]

What do I get to see?

pics of your boobs

[mrsmaalox]

Mel wants us to be the new Atrain and Maalox.

I simply do not have that much hate in my heart

No, it can't work. You just aren't as hateful as Atrain and Mel just isn't as sweet as me :D

[mrsmaalox]

MMmmmm. Blue Bell's "Cherry Amaretto Cordial" ice cream is pure bliss :)

[ORION]

Hot.Damn
Good.News
All.Right
Woo.Hoo!

:D
:eyebrows

Shoog where have you been? Don't hide from me

[I. Hustle]

He don't like you

[ORION]

He don't like you

yeah right

[mrsmaalox]

http://www.emergencyyodel.com/

[ORION]

I think my theme today will be telling whoppers

[ORION]

http://www.emergencyyodel.com/

I can yodel better

[ORION]

I was such a good yodeler that every time I would yodel a child was born

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://kittywigs.com/wigindex.html

[CuckingFunt]

I was such a good yodeler that every time I would yodel a child was born

That's nothing. A real yodeler would inspire conception, not birth.

[ORION]

That's nothing. A real yodeler would inspire conception, not birth.

I don't think you understand. I cause immaculate conception when I yodel

[Dr. Gonzo]

I had my first child at the sound of Orion's yodel.

[ORION]

I had my first child at the sound of Orion's yodel.

see! It even works on men.

[peewee's lovechild]

see! It even works on men.

I guess I'm barren.

[peewee's lovechild]

Orion, send me some new pics.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't think you understand. I cause immaculate conception when I yodel

Well then why bother if it doesn't get you any action? :dizzy

[ORION]

Well then why bother if it doesn't get you any action? :dizzy

my yodeling also causes anal bleeding...watch your back

[I. Hustle]

Everytime I yodel women flock to me. I'm like the pied piper except I yodel instead of playing the flute and I brings in skeezers instead of mice.

[ORION]

Orion, send me some new pics.

Let me see. My director just told me I have the biggest one. she was talking about my monitor but I totally took it out of context and now she is embarrassed

[mrsmaalox]

my yodeling also causes anal bleeding...watch your back

:wow

[I. Hustle]

my yodeling also causes anal bleeding...watch your back

Just because your boyfriend makes you yodel during sex doesn't mean it's the actual yodeling that causes your anal bleeding.

[mrsmaalox]

Everytime I yodel women flock to me. I'm like the pied piper except I yodel instead of playing the flute and I brings in skeezers instead of mice.

But once you bring em in, you have them play the flute, right? :eyebrows

[I. Hustle]

But once you bring em in, you have them play the flute, right? :eyebrows

You remember? I thought I erased it from your memory.

[ORION]

Just because your boyfriend makes you yodel during sex doesn't mean it's the actual yodeling that causes your anal bleeding.

I think you are an ATRAIN troll because both of you quickly pull the gay card

[peewee's lovechild]

Let me see. My director just told me I have the biggest one. she was talking about my monitor but I totally took it out of context and now she is embarrassed

:lol:lol:lol

You should've known she was taking about something else other than your package.

[ORION]

I once ran into a tree and made 10 years worth of tooth picks

[ORION]

:lol:lol:lol

You should've known she was taking about something else other than your package.

I knew. she even talked about the monitor before hand. then she said I had the biggest one. I said" haha out of context"

[peewee's lovechild]

I once ran into a tree and made 10 years worth of tooth picks

I once ran into a cotton field and made 30 years worth of jeans.






Damn, that didn't make any sense at all.

[peewee's lovechild]

I knew. she even talked about the monitor before hand. then she said I had the biggest one. I said" haha out of context"

Dude . . .

Get. Me. A. Job.

Now.

[ORION]

Dude . . .

Get. Me. A. Job.

Now.

but I already have the biggest one. You don't stand a chance

[I. Hustle]

I think you are an ATRAIN troll because both of you quickly pull the gay card

homo

[peewee's lovechild]

"Is you, or is you ain't my constichency?"

[peewee's lovechild]

but I already have the biggest one. You don't stand a chance

I'll bring you a stuffed bobcat as a thank you gift if you get me a job there.

Then, we can take over the company and enslave all the wimmens there.

[I. Hustle]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Am a man
of constant sorrrrooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[peewee's lovechild]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Am a man
of constant sorrrrooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

"These boys have been reformed! Isn't that right, boys?"

[ORION]

I'll bring you a stuffed bobcat as a thank you gift if you get me a job there.

Then, we can take over the company and enslave all the wimmens there.

your hired ! Man I want that damn Bobcat !

[peewee's lovechild]

your hired ! Man I want that damn Bobcat !

I'll get it to you when I get my first paycheck from the Sex Scooter Shoppe.

That's right, we're going to have a name change and the scooters are going to have a little change to them.

[ORION]

I once killed a pride of lion with the claw of a magical Bobcat that I had slain in an epic battle

[ORION]

I'll get it to you when I get my first paycheck from the Sex Scooter Shoppe.

That's right, we're going to have a name change and the scooters are going to have a little change to them.

They already make seats that vibrate

[I. Hustle]

I am on a conference call. http://www.buddy-icons.info/img/smile/1674.gifhttp://www.recoveryourlife.com/forum/images/smilies/new/Emoticon(22).gifhttp://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/1217.gifhttp://forums.irowiki.org/images/smilies/roemotes/yawn.gifhttp://www.cocteautwins.org/~leesa/cocteautwins/cgraphix/forum/simpsonssmilies/yawn.gifhttp://images.allposters.com/images/130/009_220-314.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

They already make seats that vibrate

I was thinking about putting ticklers for the ladies and a flesh light attachment for the gentlemen.

[peewee's lovechild]

I once killed a pride of lion with the claw of a magical Bobcat that I had slain in an epic battle

I once killed an entire baboon family with a magical unicorn horn that was gifted to me by a strange fellow that came from the darkness of the eastern lands.

[I. Hustle]

I once killed a beer with a magical chug that delivered happiness

[ORION]

I am on a conference call. :yawn

fart.
man I remember we used to do conference calls with corporate in California. I would try so hard to make everyone laugh in the room to were they would have to mute the phone. I would get on the table and dry hump

[I. Hustle]

fart.
man I remember we used to do conference calls with corporate in California. I would try so hard to make everyone laugh in the room to were they would have to mute the phone. I would get on the table and dry hump

I wish they were that cool here. It is boring as hell here. All these pinche viejas do is complain all day. What sucks even more is that we are going to be set up with a phone queue and have to answer calls in regards to what we do. Man they shit their pants.
Every time it comes up they act like it is the first they have heard of it. I can't stand these stupid bitches.IT'S WORK! Get over it.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/IAPPROVE.jpg

I love that little guy. I'm going to start over using this picture to the point that it is no longer amusing.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/IAPPROVE.jpg

I love that little guy.

Is it "love" like I really find this kid funny, or a more pedo-like kind of love?

[peewee's lovechild]

It is funny, though.

[peewee's lovechild]

The kid, not the pseudo pedo love.

[peewee's lovechild]

flo!!!

What up, bro?

Get me some of that Charm City cake.

[Dr. Gonzo]

NAMBLA type love.

[peewee's lovechild]

NAMBLA type love.

:lmao:lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

I don't know what it is about this beat but it sure sounds funky.

[peewee's lovechild]

If I had a time traveling DeLorian, I'd go back to May of 1994 and hire Morris Day and The Time to play at the Prom.

That would've been the coolest Prom ever.

We had a Tex-Mex group play on our Prom that year. I don't remember much of it because I was drunk.

That's what happens at Tex-Mex Proms.

[Dr. Gonzo]

In 1994 Morris Day could've really used the money.

[I. Hustle]

If I had a time traveling DeLorian, I'd go back to May of 1994 and hire Morris Day and The Time to play at the Prom.



I'd have to go with you so I could hit this chick that I didn't know was into me until WAY after I left that school.

[peewee's lovechild]

In 1994 Morris Day could've really used the money.

He could probably use the money right now.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd have to go with you so I could hit this chick that I didn't know was into me until WAY after I left that school.

No worries, I probably banged her after Prom.

She was easy.

[ATRAIN]

I'd have to go with you so I could hit this chick that I didn't know was into me until WAY after I left that school.

DUDE I would totally line up the ones that I found out later wanted it. I hate that you find out that shit when its too late.

[ORION]

If I had a time traveling DeLorian, I'd go back to May of 1994 and hire Morris Day and The Time to play at the Prom.

That would've been the coolest Prom ever.

We had a Tex-Mex group play on our Prom that year. I don't remember much of it because I was drunk.

That's what happens at Tex-Mex Proms.

I would have used that time to kiss my friend's sister. I cannot go into detail about the chick because there are a few threads about her

[I. Hustle]

No worries, I probably banged her after Prom.

She was easy.
I don't doubt it. I just wanted a pice of it. BTW she would have a been a fresman at the time of your prom. I was. I think maybe a sophmore.

DUDE I would totally line up the ones that I found out later wanted it. I hate that you find out that shit when its too late.

Yeah I am friends with a girl I went to school with and she told me "If you only knew the girls that were into you" Not that there were tons but the ones she listed I would have liked to go a round or two with.