Free Quattro Razor (18)

[I. Hustle]

I would have used that time to kiss my friend's sister. I cannot go into detail about the chick because there are a few threads about her

Shit dude we need to invent a time machine. Wait if we were to invent one wouldn't our past already be different? Shit I am all jacked up now.

[ORION]

Shit dude we need to invent a time machine. Wait if we were to invent one wouldn't our past already be different? Shit I am all jacked up now.

trust me, we haven't invented shit....

[ATRAIN]

I don't doubt it. I just wanted a pice of it. BTW she would have a been a fresman at the time of your prom. I was. I think maybe a sophmore.


Yeah I am friends with a girl I went to school with and she told me "If you only knew the girls that were into you" Not that there were tons but the ones she listed I would have liked to go a round or two with.

lol yeah man. My freshman and sophmore year I didnt date anyone but JR and Senior year I wasted my time with a few prudish chicks. Had I known that I would have banged the ones that wanted to get down, not the ones I had to wait months to have sex with. Shit same bullshit goes for college. Had I known my ex was a cheating whore when I was with her, I could have nailed at least 10 that I know of that wanted some of Atrain.

[ORION]

I could have nailed at least 10 that I know of that wanted some of Atrain.
chicks in the math club

[ATRAIN]

chicks in the math club

maybe its possible

[mrsmaalox]

chicks in the math club

"Special Needs" math club.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would have used that time to kiss my friend's sister. I cannot go into detail about the chick because there are a few threads about her

Maalox?

[mrsmaalox]

Maalox?

:rolleyes I don't even have a sister!!

[peewee's lovechild]

lol yeah man. My freshman and sophmore year I didnt date anyone but JR and Senior year I wasted my time with a few prudish chicks. Had I known that I would have banged the ones that wanted to get down, not the ones I had to wait months to have sex with. Shit same bullshit goes for college. Had I known my ex was a cheating whore when I was with her, I could have nailed at least 10 that I know of that wanted some of Atrain.

Hahahaha, I once banged this girl who was running for prom queen. I was a sophmore and she was into me because I was a football player. I told her that I would vote for her if I could get some. And, I got some.

I didn't vote for anyone.

[ORION]

Maalox?

no no no .... No offense to Maalox but this chick is ridiculously hot

[mrsmaalox]

no no no .... No offense to Maalox but this chick is ridiculously hot

No offense taken! I'm well aware that I'm just plain hot. ;)

[ATRAIN]

"Special Needs" math club.

Isnt that the same thing as calling it the Cowloxx math club? We all you have special needs which involve your vag feeding on human males.

[ORION]

No offense taken! I'm well aware that I'm just plain hot. ;)

fever? :sick

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

fever? :sick

Hot flashes.

[ATRAIN]

Hahahaha, I once banged this girl who was running for prom queen. I was a sophmore and she was into me because I was a football player. I told her that I would vote for her if I could get some. And, I got some.

I didn't vote for anyone.

I have to call bs on this one. No way that worked. OK wait your from brownsville.....ok maybe it did work. Shit everytime I go down to the valley I almost get raped several times a day by some of the turbo sluts that are down there. Its funny cause the only time I nail chicks in a car is down there. They dont care downt here. You wont even have to pony up money for a hotel room or anything.

[ATRAIN]

No offense taken! I'm well aware that I'm just plain hot. ;)

:lmao :lmao: :lmao :lmao: :lmao :lmao: :lmao :lmao: :lmao :lmao:

thats got to be the funniest thing you have said all day. Im glad you have a sense of humor. Cowloxx has jokes today.

[mrsmaalox]

fever? :sick

power surge

[peewee's lovechild]

chicks in the math club

Chicks with dicks club.

[ORION]

I was right about to go in for the kiss and he walked right in and said " hey guys, whats going on? " and I said to myself "nothing now!, sonofabitch!!!"

[ORION]

:depressed

[peewee's lovechild]

no no no .... No offense to Maalox but this chick is ridiculously hot

Then it definitely was not maalox.

[ORION]

Chicks with dicks club.

:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

I have to call bs on this one. No way that worked. OK wait your from brownsville.....ok maybe it did work. Shit everytime I go down to the valley I almost get raped several times a day by some of the turbo sluts that are down there. Its funny cause the only time I nail chicks in a car is down there. They dont care downt here. You wont even have to pony up money for a hotel room or anything.

It really is true.

I'd post the name of the girl's name, but I don't want cops and FBI agents to come down here and talk to my boss.

[ORION]

Then it definitely was not maalox.

I will email you a picture of her

[peewee's lovechild]

I will email you a picture of her

Sweet.

I'll probably touch my self with said pic.

[ATRAIN]

It really is true.

I'd post the name of the girl's name, but I don't want cops and FBI agents to come down here and talk to my boss.

have you seen her since high school? Is she still a slut? Or does she have like 20 kids?

[mrsmaalox]

Then it definitely was not maalox.

:lol shit head!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Sweet.

I'll probably touch my self with said pic.

No "probably" about that!

[peewee's lovechild]

have you seen her since high school? Is she still a slut? Or does she have like 20 kids?

Last I heard or saw her, she had two kids and worked at HEB. But, that was when I was in college.

She probably has a litter going now and living off Lone Star.

By the way, when I was a kid, the running joke was that HEB meant Horny Exhausted Bitches.

It's not funny now, but it was then.

[ATRAIN]

Last I heard or saw her, she had two kids and worked at HEB. But, that was when I was in college.

She probably has a litter going now and living off Lone Star.

By the way, when I was a kid, the running joke was that HEB meant Horny Exhausted Bitches.

It's not funny now, but it was then.

LOL Fucking valley man. All of my 2nd cousins have at least 2 kids each and some of them arent even 21 yet. Its fucking sad.

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL Fucking valley man. All of my 2nd cousins have at least 2 kids each and some of them arent even 21 yet. Its fucking sad.

For a minute there, I thought you had just posted that all of your second cousins have had at least 2 of your kids.

[ATRAIN]

For a minute there, I thought you had just posted that all of your second cousins have had at least 2 of your kids.

LOL

[ORION]

Straight guys should not wear pink fucking shirts.

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn O-man, I'm pretty impressed.

[ORION]

Damn O-man, I'm pretty impressed.

no, only be impressed if I did the right thing. I hate myself all over again...

[peewee's lovechild]

no, only be impressed if I did the right thing. I hate myself all over again...

I hate you for not doing it.

I should revoke your man liscence.

[I. Hustle]

Ok quick question. If someone throws down a rowdy fart in here and I am the only guy do they automatically think it's me? I mean damn that stench could peel paint.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ok quick question. If some throws down a rowdy fart in here and I am the only guy do they automatically think it's me?

They do, and that's because it was you.

[peewee's lovechild]

"Who made dookie in the urinal?"

[ORION]

I hate you for not doing it.

I should revoke your man liscence.

:depressed

[ORION]

"Who made dookie in the urinal?"

If its yellow leave it mellow. If its brown flush it down

[I. Hustle]

They do, and that's because it was you.

If it was me I would admit it on here. I hold them back though. I can walk outside or hit the latrine.



:lol latrine

[I. Hustle]

If its yellow leave it mellow. If its brown flush it down

If it's green it's obscene. If it's red then you're dead.

[I. Hustle]

Are people really so lazt that they type out CO SPGS instead of just typing Colorado Springs. I mean damn it's not like there are a ton of letters that they skipped out on. Just type the whole damn thing!

[ORION]

Are people really so lazt that they type out CO SPGS instead of just typing Colorado Springs. I mean damn it's not like there are a ton of letters that they skipped out on. Just type the whole damn thing!

man F those lazt people.

[peewee's lovechild]

If it was me I would admit it on here. I hold them back though. I can walk outside or hit the latrine.



:lol latrine

"Laaaaaatrine!!"

"I need to stop playing those afternoon football games."

[florige]

Hahahaha, I once banged this girl who was running for prom queen. I was a sophmore and she was into me because I was a football player. I told her that I would vote for her if I could get some. And, I got some.

I didn't vote for anyone.



The reason you got chicks in HS and College was because you were all-state.

[ATRAIN]

"I want you to understand something Jerry. I don't like people knowing about me, in fact I don't like it when ANYONE knows about me. So you can take that paper of yours and wipe off your dick with it! You made me mad Jerry... now I'm gunna have to do something to work it off... "

[peewee's lovechild]

The reason you got chicks in HS and College was because you were all-state.

I wasn't all-state, but I still got me some.

[florige]

I wasn't all-state, but I still got me some.



I'm guessing the PO didn't know anything about that huh? :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

UTSA futbol por vida!!!!!!!!!!!

[jman3000]

I always thought the accepted acronym for HEB was "Hispanic Employment Bureau"

[I. Hustle]

:yawn: :O

[I. Hustle]

}:-)>

[Trainwreck2100]

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[peewee's lovechild]

I'm guessing the PO didn't know anything about that huh? :lol

:lol:lol:lol

My dad was the PO.

I got away with a lot of crap.
Of course, I did get the axe when I was disfellowshiped for banging an elders daughter and my refusal to marry her.

Hahaha, good times.

[Melmart1]

What the hell is a PO? Is this cus peewee was a Scientologist?

[peewee's lovechild]

I always thought the accepted acronym for HEB was "Hispanic Employment Bureau"

It's hard to come up with stuff like that when you're 10 years old. Most 10 year old Valley kids don't even know what a bureau is. Their parents probably don't know. They'll probably say its a piece of furniture.

[Melmart1]

It was always the Hispanic Employment Bureau for as long as I worked there. And USAA was United States Anglo Americans.

[Trainwreck2100]

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[mrsmaalox]

Okay I have 2 school meetings this evening which makes me too busy to cook dinner for my brood. :D Any ideas on not too obnoxious fast food I can buy them?

[to21]

How about some mi cho tacos?

[mrsmaalox]

How about some mi cho tacos?

Perv, it's for my kids not me!

[to21]

lol

[I. Hustle]

How about that little place across the street from Churchill?

[mrsmaalox]

How about that little place across the street from Churchill?

I don't know nothing about no places around Churchill.
Maybe pizza would be nice; gotta find some coupons though cuz I hate paying full price for shitty pizza!!

[jman3000]

it's fucking cold. i went running earlier and it was in the high 60's. now it has to be in the low 50's... wtf.

[Trainwreck2100]

it's fucking cold. i went running earlier and it was in the high 60's. now it has to be in the low 50's... wtf.


Ha i went running in the low 50's and when i get back home i'm hitting the perfect push up

[ORION]

Ha i went running in the low 50's and when i get back home i'm hitting the perfect push up

gahey

[I. Hustle]

I went to lunch and it was 70 I am leaving and it is 45 bbbbrrrrr

[ORION]

I went to lunch and it was 70 I am leaving and it is 45 bbbbrrrrr

Currently 39 in NB

[jman3000]

i hear the shit is gonna hit the fan tonight as far as the weather goes.

i was getting used to the warm temps too :pctoss:

[ShoogarBear]

There have been a lot of recent changes. I need explanations.

Mel is back, and peewee is back. Were they off humping in the woods together?

T Park changed his name. Why?

ORION is a gooftard . . . okay, so not everything has changed.

[jman3000]

Don't forget to add that I still have the odd ability to find the weirdest bitches known to man.

[Trainwreck2100]

Don't forget to add that I still have the odd ability to find the weirdest bitches known to man.

I still have rthe ability to attract no bitches whatsoever

[ORION]

There have been a lot of recent changes. I need explanations.

Mel is back, and peewee is back. Were they off humping in the woods together?

T Park changed his name. Why?

ORION is a gooftard . . . okay, so not everything has changed.
maybe if you would wake up early and stop drinking all night you might be up to speed

[ORION]

I still have rthe ability to attract no bitches whatsoever

Didn't you learn anything at Antonian? .. What they say about Catholic school girls is very very true

[RashoFan]

NAMBLA type love.

:wow
Google is a necessary evil....I would have never known what that was if not for google...

[I. Hustle]

My body aches and I don't want to be here listening to these bitches

[ATRAIN]

My body aches and I don't want to be here listening to these bitches

I hear ya man, I am totally ragging it today at work. Everything is pissing me off. I feel like punching someone or something. I think its because I woke up extra early to get a head start on the icy roads which werent even icy. I fucking hate winter.

[Melmart1]

Working from home is nice. I think I might go take a nap in a bit before my noon work packet comes in :)

[ATRAIN]

Working from home is nice. I think I might go take a nap in a bit before my noon work packet comes in :)

lol way to rub that shit in

[to21]

lol way to rub that shit inI bet she get's to rub one out whenever she wants to also.

[I. Hustle]

This stupid bitch. She is the team lead and acts like she is a manager. She is not a supervisor she is a lead. All that means is that she is supposed to know more and be able to train people. She is an idiot.
All she does is complain about how stressed she is because of work and how she has trouble delegating tasks. STFU bitch.
If it stresses you to the point of ruining your weekends then just freaking leave. Quit your f'n job you stupid hoe.

[I. Hustle]

If it wasn't for her ginormous tetas I wouldn't miss her at all.

[mrsmaalox]

This stupid bitch. She is the team lead and acts like she is a manager. She is not a supervisor she is a lead. All that means is that she is supposed to know more and be able to train people. She is an idiot.
All she does is complain about how stressed she is because of work and how she has trouble delegating tasks. STFU bitch.
If it stresses you to the point of ruining your weekends then just freaking leave. Quit your f'n job you stupid hoe.

You need to help her re-focus. Be sympathetic and get flirty with her. You'll have her job in no time! ;)

[ATRAIN]

This stupid bitch. She is the team lead and acts like she is a manager. She is not a supervisor she is a lead. All that means is that she is supposed to know more and be able to train people. She is an idiot.
All she does is complain about how stressed she is because of work and how she has trouble delegating tasks. STFU bitch.
If it stresses you to the point of ruining your weekends then just freaking leave. Quit your f'n job you stupid hoe.

Its the same here. My team lead tried to send me home for back talking once. I laughed in his face and told him he is full of shit. He threated to call my manager and I said fine call him, but while your dialing ill be over in HR's office reporting your ass. Needless to say he hasnt messed with me since.

[ATRAIN]

You need to help her re-focus. Be sympathetic and get flirty with her. You'll have her job in no time! ;)

SHUT THE HELL UP

[peewee's lovechild]

Mel is back, and peewee is back. Were they off humping in the woods together?

We have major hump sessions.

What can I say, I'm a sex god.

[to21]

I love having women as my leads, especially if they have big tits. I'm the guy at work that flirts with all the ladies, even the ugly ones get a compliment on their clothes or hair (not looks).

Try it, it goes a long way. She'll find someone else to bitch and complain to.

[mrsmaalox]

I love having women as my leads, especially if they have big tits. I'm the guy at work that flirts with all the ladies, even the ugly ones get a compliment on their clothes or hair (not looks).

Try it, it goes a long way. She'll find someone else to bitch and complain to.

:tu :tu

[peewee's lovechild]

I love having women as my leads, especially if they have big tits. I'm the guy at work that flirts with all the ladies, even the ugly ones get a compliment on their clothes or hair (not looks).

Try it, it goes a long way. She'll find someone else to bitch and complain to.

Or just bang her and get it over with.

You see, if matlox and Aturd would take that little piece of advice, there wouldn't be so much sexual tension in this place.

[Melmart1]

We have major hump sessions.

What can I say, I'm a sex god.

Don't start your bullshit lies again.

[mrsmaalox]

:lol "Aturd"

[ATRAIN]

Or just bang her and get it over with.

You see, if matlox and Aturd would take that little piece of advice, there wouldn't be so much sexual tension in this place.

there is no sexual tension. Its more like a love hate relationship........I love to hate her. I think you should meet up with her at the hotel you banged her at so she can finally get laid and stop being annoying.

[florige]

We have major hump sessions.

What can I say, I'm a sex god.



Damn dude, so you and Mel are lovers? I kinda figured that due to the fact that you guys came back around the same time. Congratulations Mel and PeeWee...:toast

[ATRAIN]

:lol "Aturd"


:lol cowlox

[to21]

Or just bang her and get it over with.

You see, if matlox and Aturd would take that little piece of advice, there wouldn't be so much sexual tension in this place.Awww Aturd, that aint right.

lol

[ATRAIN]

Damn dude, so you and Mel are lovers? I kinda figured that due to the fact that you guys came back around the same time. Congratulations Mel and PeeWee...:toast

DUDE your not going to get that sig down like that.

[mrsmaalox]

there is no sexual tension. Its more like a love hate relationship........I love to hate her. I think you should meet up with her at the hotel you banged her at so she can finally get laid and stop being annoying.

:lol "finally get laid"

[ATRAIN]

:lol "finally get laid"

ok sorry I meant finally gets laid again. pee wee its time for you to dust off the cobwebs again and take one for the team.

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't start your bullshit lies again.

Baby, honey, sweetie . . . the world should know.

[Melmart1]

Damn dude, so you and Mel are lovers? I kinda figured that due to the fact that you guys came back around the same time. Congratulations Mel and PeeWee...:toast

Don't you encourage him! :nope

Just for that I may enlarge my sig and email it to you everyday.

[ATRAIN]

Baby, honey, sweetie . . . the world should know.


Don't you encourage him! :nope

Just for that I may enlarge my sig and email it to you everyday.

LOL too late......enlarge that sig mel.

[I. Hustle]

You need to help her re-focus. Be sympathetic and get flirty with her. You'll have her job in no time! ;)

I can't be flirty with her because I would be staring at her fun bags the whole time.

[florige]

DUDE your not going to get that sig down like that.

That sig is up forever more. I have tried time and time again to no avail.
The Ravens f'ed the only chance of her taking it down last week, the assholes.

[ATRAIN]

I can't be flirty with her because I would be staring at her fun bags the whole time.

just go up to her........stick your face in her boobs......and proceed to motorboat.

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn dude, so you and Mel are lovers? I kinda figured that due to the fact that you guys came back around the same time. Congratulations Mel and PeeWee...:toast

The wedding is set for June.

We love June weddings.

There will be flowers and flutes. And, we'll get married on a mountain top and none of you will be invited.

[ATRAIN]

That sig is up forever more. I have tried time and time again to no avail.
The Ravens f'ed the only chance of her taking it down last week, the assholes.

Well telling her that she is banging pee wee isnt helping your case. I mean thats the equivalent to telling a male he is going to band cowlox.....that shit just aint right.

[ATRAIN]

The wedding is set for June.

We love June weddings.

There will be flowers and flutes. And, we'll get married on a mountain top and none of you will be invited.

can I go if I get your a new UTSA football t shirt?

[peewee's lovechild]

ok sorry I meant finally gets laid again. pee wee its time for you to dust off the cobwebs again and take one for the team.

Dude, scientists are still coming up with names with all the new venerial diseases that come out of that snatch.

I'll opt for keeping my genitalia in place, thank you very much.

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't you encourage him! :nope

Just for that I may enlarge my sig and email it to you everyday.

:lmao

flo would love that.

He's a glutton for punishment.

[ATRAIN]

Dude, scientists are still coming up with names with all the new venerial diseases that come out of that snatch.

I'll opt for keeping my genitalia in place, thank you very much.

Just use a trash bag and duck tape like you did last time and you will be ok.

[peewee's lovechild]

I can't be flirty with her because I would be staring at her fun bags the whole time.

Then, just grab them and milk her like a dairy cow.

[peewee's lovechild]

can I go if I get your a new UTSA football t shirt?

:lol:lol

I'd sooner have one of the UTSA tards be my best man.

[I. Hustle]

just go up to her........stick your face in her boobs......and proceed to motorboat.

That's not motorboating dude... it's yachting.

[peewee's lovechild]

Just use a trash bag and duck tape like you did last time and you will be ok.

Dude, her snatch ate it.

That thing is like Venom. It has a symbiotic relationship with matlock.

I kept saying "No!" to the sex, but she over powered me and said in a strange voice, "We needs it!".

It took months to recover.

I still sleep with the lights on and a picture of god on my wall, that being John Lennon.

[florige]

Don't you encourage him! :nope

Just for that I may enlarge my sig and email it to you everyday.



PeeWee could you control your wife please?

[ATRAIN]

:lol:lol

I'd sooner have one of the UTSA tards be my best man.

LOL I think im going to change my name to Del.......it has a nice ring to it. LMAO

[ATRAIN]

That's not motorboating dude... it's yachting.

LMAO FUCK, well if thats yachting then maalox would be called what? Rigging?

[ORION]

So I've been creeped out already today.

[ATRAIN]

So I've been creeped out already today.

how?

[Melmart1]

PeeWee could you control your wife please?

Just for that, there will be viruses attached to those emails.

[ORION]

how?

I got an email from a girl here that I don't like and really no one likes. She is apologizing to me and wants to be my friend again. I'm not going to respond because I feel weird

[Dr. Gonzo]

She wants to give you the palito.

[ATRAIN]

I got an email from a girl here that I don't like and really no one likes. She is apologizing to me and wants to be my friend again. I'm not going to respond because I feel weird

Did she laugh at your small dick? What did you do to her or her to you?

[ORION]

Just for that, there will be viruses attached to those emails.

speaking of. Did you all like that durex video?

[peewee's lovechild]

PeeWee could you control your wife please?

She's got a mind of her own.

That, and she's mastered the the Vulcan nut grip.

It really hurts and she'll grip until her hand cramps. I used to think it was foreplay, but it never led to sex.

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL I think im going to change my name to Del.......it has a nice ring to it. LMAO

:lol:lol:lol

[ORION]

Did she laugh at your small dick? What did you do to her or her to you?

she all of the sudden became very difficult to work with. I guess she was trying to move up or something and she became this huge bitch so when I do talk to her its work related

[peewee's lovechild]

LMAO FUCK, well if thats yachting then maalox would be called what? Rigging?

Since those tits drag to the ground, it would be more like drilling.

[florige]

Just for that, there will be viruses attached to those emails.



Okay, Okay, I'll stop..... lol

[peewee's lovechild]

So I've been creeped out already today.

Did matlox flash you her vag?

[peewee's lovechild]

speaking of. Did you all like that durex video?

:lol

That was funny.

[I. Hustle]

I have yet to be creeped out but I am waiting for it.

[mrsmaalox]

She wants to give you the palito.

?? Isn't that backwards?

[Dr. Gonzo]

?? Isn't that backwards?

No. She has a palito.

[ATRAIN]

She's got a mind of her own.

That, and she's mastered the the Vulcan nut grip.

It really hurts and she'll grip until her hand cramps. I used to think it was foreplay, but it never led to sex.

Its not that GI Joe Kung Fu Grip?

[ATRAIN]

she all of the sudden became very difficult to work with. I guess she was trying to move up or something and she became this huge bitch so when I do talk to her its work related

you need to dick slap her

[ATRAIN]

Did matlox flash you her vag?

I dont think so, he said creeped out not blind. Matlocks vag is like Medusa, you look at it and you turn to stone. I wouldn't be surprised if her bush consisted of snakes.

[I. Hustle]

I get my Xbox back today! If someone is home to sign for it.

[mrsmaalox]

No. She has a palito.

Ewww

[mrsmaalox]

I dont think so, he said creeped out not blind. Matlocks vag is like Medusa, you look at it and you turn to stone. I wouldn't be surprised if her bush consisted of snakes.

That's bullshit!! If that were true, according to you, half the guys on this board would be statues! And we all know statues can't type :rolleyes

[ORION]

you need to dick slap her

I would but I wouldn't because she may think we are friends again

[ATRAIN]

That's bullshit!! If that were true, according to you, half the guys on this board would be statues! And we all know statues can't type :rolleyes

I think pictures and reflections are ok, havent you ever seen clash of the titans?

[ATRAIN]

I would but I wouldn't because she may think we are friends again

You would because she desearves it abut you wouldnt because your gay?

[ORION]

You would because she desearves it abut you wouldnt because your gay?

she would think we are friends if I did it. I dick slap all of my buds

[florige]

I get my Xbox back today! If someone is home to sign for it.



Dude I wouldn't get too excited over that. I have heard stories of people sending that shit out to get repaired and it still comes back messed up.

[ATRAIN]

Since those tits drag to the ground, it would be more like drilling.

LOL if we ever need to blow up a asteroid that is heading for earth, we can take maalox up there to drop her tits on it so we can get to the core faster. Although I think if she dropped her tits on it, it would explode on impact.

[ATRAIN]

she would think we are friends if I did it. I dick slap all of my buds

LOL no wonder pee wee acts like your best friend.

[ORION]

LOL no wonder pee wee acts like your best friend.

because we make many jokes at your expense

[peewee's lovechild]

That's bullshit!! If that were true, according to you, half the guys on this board would be statues! And we all know statues can't type :rolleyes

The Rockmen from Uranus can!

[mrsmaalox]

The Rockmen from Uranus can!

The rock men from your anus!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I think pictures and reflections are ok, havent you ever seen clash of the titans?

"By the Gods!"

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL if we ever need to blow up a asteroid that is heading for earth, we can take maalox up there to drop her tits on it so we can get to the core faster. Although I think if she dropped her tits on it, it would explode on impact.

Or, we could point her in the direction of said asteriod and have her open up her legs. Her vag fumes will disintegrate it instantly.

See, everyone has a use in this life.

[peewee's lovechild]

The rock men from your anus!!

Nice comeback, saggy.

[I. Hustle]

Dude I wouldn't get too excited over that. I have heard stories of people sending that shit out to get repaired and it still comes back messed up.

Don't put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!

[mrsmaalox]

Nice comeback, saggy.

Gee thanks, faggy.

[ATRAIN]

So I think im in love ( and no its not with maalox or any poster for that fact).

[I. Hustle]

His name is Waggy http://www.caninesupportteams.org/images/dog_wagging_tail_hg_wht.gif

[I. Hustle]

Her name is Maggie
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/specials/oscars07/show/beauty/maggie_gyllenhaal.jpg

[ORION]

His name is Waggy http://www.caninesupportteams.org/images/dog_wagging_tail_hg_wht.gif

bend over and see if he fits up your ass

[CuckingFunt]

speaking of. Did you all like that durex video?

Am I included in the you all? I haven't checked gmail in a while.

[ORION]

Am I included in the you all? I haven't checked gmail in a while.

yes, ........damn it

[CuckingFunt]

Or, we could point her in the direction of said asteriod and have her open up her legs. Her vag fumes will disintegrate it instantly.

See, everyone has a use in this life.

And, if that didn't work, she could just act as a giant protective catcher's mitt.

[I. Hustle]

bend over and see if he fits up your ass

You have got to be an Atrain troll becuase you both are always quick to pull the beastiality card.

[CuckingFunt]

yes, ........damn it

Those condoms are dirty.

[peewee's lovechild]

bend over and see if he fits up your ass


:lmao

[ATRAIN]

You have got to be an Atrain troll becuase you both are always quick to pull the beastiality card.

WTF I have never used the beastiality card. LOL why does it always have to be an Atrain troll?

[CuckingFunt]

WTF I have never used the beastiality card. LOL why does it always have to be an Atrain troll?

I believe he was making reference to a comment made yesterday.

[ATRAIN]

I believe he was making reference to a comment made yesterday.

Where they called hustle and Atrain troll?

[CuckingFunt]

Where they called hustle and Atrain troll?

I think so. I wasn't reading that closely.

[florige]

Her name is Maggie
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/specials/oscars07/show/beauty/maggie_gyllenhaal.jpg



Geeezus no thanks!! Give me Katie Holmes any day.

[mrsmaalox]

Geeezus no thanks!! Give me Katie Holmes any day.

Flo you haven't seen "Secretary"?

[florige]

Flo you haven't seen "Secretary"?



No, who is in that?

[CuckingFunt]

No, who is in that?

Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader. It's a really good movie.

[peewee's lovechild]

Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader. It's a really good movie.

It's a damn good movie.

[florige]

Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader. It's a really good movie.


It's a damn good movie.



Okay, I'm going to rent it first....:p:

[mrsmaalox]

Maggie's pretty hot in it.

[florige]

Maggie's pretty hot in it.



Okay MM, I'm going hold you accountable if she looks as horrible as she did in TDK....lol

[CuckingFunt]

Okay MM, I'm going hold you accountable if she looks as horrible as she did in TDK....lol

Hot isn't always about looks.

[peewee's lovechild]

Okay MM, I'm going hold you accountable if she looks as horrible as she did in TDK....lol

Dude, she does some fucked up shit in it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hot isn't always about looks.

That's what ATRAIN says when he bangs the fatties.

Which is every time he goes out.

[CuckingFunt]

That's what ATRAIN says when he bangs the fatties.

Which is every time he goes out.

Hey, someone's gotta bang 'em.

[florige]

Hot isn't always about looks.

Yeah, that is true. Because for whatever reason I find that woman on "24" this season extremely hot. The one with the glasses.
I forget her name though, but you know her.


That's what ATRAIN says when he bangs the fatties.

Which is every time he goes out.


:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, that is true. Because for whatever reason I find that woman on "24" this season extremely hot. The one with the glasses.
I forget her name though, but you know her.

Jennine Garaffalo.

Did I spell that right?

Anyway, I thought she was hot 10 years ago. She's not aging very well.

But, I think the FBI agent chick is just smoking hot. That's just me.

[ATRAIN]

That's what ATRAIN says when he bangs the fatties.

Which is every time he goes out.


Hey, someone's gotta bang 'em.

Big girls need lovin too.......that being said Pee wee dont act like you have never banged a fat chick. In fact im sure all of you fuckers in here have banged a fatty or two in your lifetime. I myself have 2 under my belt. One of them was boring, the other well lets say she made my cry in the shower later (no she wasnt a dude or no she didnt put anything in my ass or anywhere else for that fact.)

[ATRAIN]

Jennine Garaffalo.

Did I spell that right?

Anyway, I thought she was hot 10 years ago. She's not aging very well.

But, I think the FBI agent chick is just smoking hot. That's just me.

FUCK YEAH she is smoking. I love her little red freckles lol.

[florige]

Jennine Garaffalo.

Did I spell that right?

Anyway, I thought she was hot 10 years ago. She's not aging very well.

But, I think the FBI agent chick is just smoking hot. That's just me.



Yeah that FBI chick is okay. But like Funt said, there is just something about Garaffalo that is hot to me. Idk....

[ATRAIN]

Hot isn't always about looks.

LOL speaking of did anyone see the office this past week where they are debating on Hilary Swank being hot hahhaa.

[florige]

Big girls need lovin too.......that being said Pee wee dont act like you have never banged a fat chick. In fact im sure all of you fuckers in here have banged a fatty or two in your lifetime. I myself have 2 under my belt. One of them was boring, the other well lets say she made my cry in the shower later (no she wasnt a dude or no she didnt put anything in my ass or anywhere else for that fact.)




Dude wtf......:lmao:rollin

[florige]

LOL speaking of did anyone see the office this past week where they are debating on Hilary Swank being hot hahhaa.



Hillary Swank has always been smoking to me!

[ATRAIN]

Dude wtf......:lmao:rollin

Dude seriously after a night with that chick I was taking a shower and thinking ......wtf just happened. I thought for sure my sex life would never be the same but I had normal sex with a hot chick a few days later. So I was fine. The fucked up thing was that chick was part of a group of friends I used to hang with and when I saw her again it was WIERRRRD. That was the last time I saw her and I heard she got married. I feel for her husband lol.

[peewee's lovechild]

the other well lets say she made my cry in the shower later (no she wasnt a dude or no she didnt put anything in my ass or anywhere else for that fact.)

Denial isn't a river in Egypt.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hillary Swank has always been smoking to me!

Especially in Boys Don't Cry?

[I. Hustle]

I used to get the skinny ones for summer and the thick ones for the winter. Big girls come in handy.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah that FBI chick is okay. But like Funt said, there is just something about Garaffalo that is hot to me. Idk....

I hear ya.

But, I think she was better looking a few years ago.

She just hasn't aged that well.

But, I'd do her in a micro second.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dude seriously after a night with that chick I was taking a shower and thinking ......wtf just happened. I thought for sure my sex life would never be the same but I had normal sex with a hot chick a few days later. So I was fine. The fucked up thing was that chick was part of a group of friends I used to hang with and when I saw her again it was WIERRRRD. That was the last time I saw her and I heard she got married. I feel for her husband lol.

Did she try eating you?

And, I mean "eating" as in for dinner, not for . . . you know.

[ATRAIN]

I used to get the skinny ones for summer and the thick ones for the winter. Big girls come in handy.

LOL there ya go. One has admitted it.......come on fuckers fess up!!

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL there ya go. One has admitted it.......come on fuckers fess up!!

Does you mom count?

Or, do we start a new column that says "Fattie MILFs"?

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, not even a fattie MILF.

What about "Fattie Easy Moms"?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

LOL there ya go. One has admitted it.......come on fuckers fess up!!

I only fuck emaciated bulimic girls, thank you very much.




-johngateswhitely

[ATRAIN]

Did she try eating you?

And, I mean "eating" as in for dinner, not for . . . you know.

LOL no dude she wasnt even really that fat, she was a little bit big but she wasnt a monster or anything lol. Everything was going fine till she FREAKED out on me.

[ATRAIN]

Does you mom count?

Or, do we start a new column that says "Fattie MILFs"?

what is you mom?

[ATRAIN]

Does you mom count?

Or, do we start a new column that says "Fattie MILFs"?

Pee wee you dont even have to admit it, your from the valley and your a horny ass mother fucker so we all know you have fucked all kinds of things. Trees, dogs, cows, pigs, fat chicks, crack whores, dirty mexican prostitutes from mexico, little boys.

[peewee's lovechild]

what is you mom?

She's a nice conservative lady who has been married happily for over 40 years.

[ATRAIN]

I only fuck emaciated bulimic girls, thank you very much.




-johngateswhitely

lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Pee wee you dont even have to admit it, your from the valley and your a horny ass mother fucker so we all know you have fucked all kinds of things. Trees, dogs, cows, pigs, fat chicks, crack whores, dirty mexican prostitutes from mexico, little boys.

What do you mean pigs?

[ATRAIN]

She's a nice conservative lady who has been married happily for over 40 years.

NO pendejo, I was quoting what you asked, you said you mom. Dumb fuck!!

[ATRAIN]

What do you mean pigs?

LOL do I really need to clarify cause I know all of the above will be your answer anyway.

[I. Hustle]

what is you mom?

http://www.tamaracksheep.com/images/Booroola/boor.ewe.trip.jpg

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

what is you mom?


http://www.tamaracksheep.com/images/Booroola/boor.ewe.trip.jpg

If tlong finds out about this, you just might have a new stepdad.
Be afraid.
Be VERY afraid.....

[ATRAIN]

If tlong finds out about this, you just might have a new stepdad.
Be afraid.
Be VERY afraid.....

If Tlong sees that post he migh JIZZ IN HIS PANTS

[ORION]

Those condoms are dirty.

it was pretty funny tough. It was funny when the other one was watching and then joined in

[Trainwreck2100]

Big girls need lovin too.......that being said Pee wee dont act like you have never banged a fat chick. In fact im sure all of you fuckers in here have banged a fatty or two in your lifetime. I myself have 2 under my belt. One of them was boring, the other well lets say she made my cry in the shower later (no she wasnt a dude or no she didnt put anything in my ass or anywhere else for that fact.)

ahem

[Trainwreck2100]

Dude seriously after a night with that chick I was taking a shower and thinking ......wtf just happened. I thought for sure my sex life would never be the same but I had normal sex with a hot chick a few days later. So I was fine. The fucked up thing was that chick was part of a group of friends I used to hang with and when I saw her again it was WIERRRRD. That was the last time I saw her and I heard she got married. I feel for her husband lol.

she wanted you to piss on her didn't she?

[jman3000]

I've never banged a fat chick.

So there.

[jman3000]

I'm gonna go with she was a furry.

She went with the fox and he was a seal.

[ATRAIN]

ahem


Oh my bad hahaha


she wanted you to piss on her didn't she?

No that wouldnt have been THAT bad and Im sure I would have done it hahaha.


I've never banged a fat chick.

So there.

Fucking Liar


I'm gonna go with she was a furry.

She went with the fox and he was a seal.

uhh NO

[I. Hustle]

If tlong finds out about this, you just might have a new stepdad.
Be afraid.
Be VERY afraid.....

I meant it as ewe mom. I guess it was a bad joke since noone got it

[jman3000]

I've haven't been with that many girls so I'm pretty sure I'd be able to give an accurate account of my fatty fucking numbers... and they are at 0.

[jman3000]

and amazon's don't count as fatties.

she was just really tall for being a girl... but i was taller so it was all good.

[ATRAIN]

I've haven't been with that many girls so I'm pretty sure I'd be able to give an accurate account of my fatty fucking numbers... and they are at 0.

So your a liar when it comes to being a man whore. ACTUALLY I think I know one that you were with that isnt "thin".

[jman3000]

I never said I'm a man whore. I just have a lot of weird stories that involve a bunch of weird bitches. Some end in sex.. most don't


Just because you're not thin doesn't mean you're a fatty. In my head it goes thin/healthy/meaty/fatty pataty

[jman3000]

and who would you know?

[ATRAIN]

and who would you know?

Are you sure you want me to say it?

[ORION]

and who would you know?

I know Julie your ex

[jman3000]

you can say it.

going through my head i can't think of anybody that you'd know i had sex with. you may know somebody i messed around with.. but im not so sure about somebody i had sex with.

[ATRAIN]

you can say it.

going through my head i can't think of anybody that you'd know i had sex with. you may know somebody i messed around with.. but im not so sure about somebody i had sex with.

OK well that may be it then. I wont say it but ill ask you on xbl later today will you be on?

[jman3000]

I know Julie your ex
wow ... really? i never thought i mentioned her on here.

she was never my ex... and i havent slept with her in ... 2 ... maybe 3 years.

she was actually in decent shape back then. not what id consider a fatty.

[jman3000]

OK well that may be it then. I wont say it but ill ask you on xbl later today will you be on?

just say it here dude... my 360 ringed and im sending it in for repairs later on.

[ATRAIN]

just say it here dude... my 360 ringed and im sending it in for repairs later on.

LOL thats what you get for trying to show you junk on live!!

[ATRAIN]

just say it here dude... my 360 ringed and im sending it in for repairs later on.

I pmed you

[jman3000]

atrain... tell me who you were thinking of...

orion... tell me how you know julie... please.

[ORION]

wow ... really? i never thought i mentioned her on here.

she was never my ex... and i havent slept with her in ... 2 ... maybe 3 years.

she was actually in decent shape back then. not what id consider a fatty.

yeah... uh ...you got her pregnant. she has been looking for you

[ORION]

the baby has your mustache

[CuckingFunt]

Big girls need lovin too.......that being said Pee wee dont act like you have never banged a fat chick. In fact im sure all of you fuckers in here have banged a fatty or two in your lifetime.

I haven't.

But I have one heavy friend that I'd fuck if she weren't so damn straight. She's saucy enough that I'm guessing she's a good lay, even if she isn't the type I'm normally attracted to.

[jman3000]

yeah... uh ...you got her pregnant. she has been looking for you

lmao... youre full of shit. ive talked to her recently. my friends brother is roomies with her recent boyfriend.

[ORION]

I haven't.

But I have one heavy friend that I'd fuck if she weren't so damn straight. She's saucy enough that I'm guessing she's a good lay, even if she isn't the type I'm normally attracted to.

I know her ! Is her name Vanessa?

[jman3000]

after reading atrain's pm... he is both wrong and right.

[ORION]

lmao... youre full of shit. ive talked to her recently. my friends brother is roomies with her recent boyfriend.

I just pulled a name out of thin air.

[jman3000]

wait... wtf... orion did you just guess a name?

mother fucker!

lmao

[jman3000]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[CuckingFunt]

I only fuck emaciated bulimic girls, thank you very much.




-johngateswhitely

Nice.

[ATRAIN]

after reading atrain's pm... he is both wrong and right.

LOL YES i knew it!!

[ATRAIN]

the baby has your mustache

LMAO

http://coolest-homemade-costumes.shippony.com/images/characters/guinness/baby-costume-01.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

what is you mom?


http://www.tamaracksheep.com/images/Booroola/boor.ewe.trip.jpg

No. That's ewe mom.

[jman3000]

LOL YES i knew it!!

of course you knew it... i remember telling you about that shit a long time ago... i even showed you pictures of her bruises i think.

[ATRAIN]

I haven't.

But I have one heavy friend that I'd fuck if she weren't so damn straight. She's saucy enough that I'm guessing she's a good lay, even if she isn't the type I'm normally attracted to.

I have some friends like that. They arent fat but think and id go a few rounds without thinking twice.

[ORION]

wait... wtf... orion did you just guess a name?

mother fucker!

lmao

I just figured every dude has had sex with a julie at least once in their life